I've got an idea, rather than small fast lethal projectiles why not making one big slow pad, that is basically a platform that takes the boat out of the water, making escape impossible : + It's non lethal, so civilians can't call us out for excessive force. + Avoids collateral damage caused by ricochets (like with the drag racing red boats and the land/water double kill)
@@0wly I know. My point was, it's a driving-centric game, focused on terrain navigation. Flight, therefore, is a next logical step (which there's been aircraft for years). Water, though, is "less exciting" by comparison, since it's just flat, and I don't expect there to be much in the way of water physics (waves, or wake generation) to make it more exciting. _Underwater_ crafts would be even less exciting, from a speed perspective! Thus, my surprise that anyone bothered to make them. 😋
Google: SpinLaunch 😁 Not _quite_ the same, I know -and definitely not Russian- but it *_is_* the same in the sense that it's an object appearing out of nowhere at insane velocities! They could definitely build one inside the earth and anyone passing over top would be none the wiser!
Even though the bollard is so powerful, the submarine barely took any damage, and it looked like the submarine was going to that Italian town lookalike, so R.I.P any building that may get hit by that submarine
I hope that BeamNG has proximity scripting, so that you can program these to be in your map, and when an aquatic vehicle passes overtop, they detonate, ruining the poor unsuspecting player's joy ride... 😊
@@volcano.mitchell Dude is suggesting to use these as the "Wall" to prevent illegal immigration, *_by murdering_* anyone and everyone that crosses the river (the Rio Grande). So yea, I'll gladly break the golden rule of not taking politics for that sort of nonsense.
If humanity followed Car pal's ideas, life expectancy would be almost 0.1%
this is a feasible mode of transport, we should definitely do this in real life.
If you experience a crushed spine, just straighten it out. It'll be alright.
I've got an idea, rather than small fast lethal projectiles why not making one big slow pad, that is basically a platform that takes the boat out of the water, making escape impossible :
+ It's non lethal, so civilians can't call us out for excessive force.
+ Avoids collateral damage caused by ricochets (like with the drag racing red boats and the land/water double kill)
Civilians of BeamNG Pal City do not care about side casualties. Criminals will be blasted out of this world!
Also boring to witness.
I fall asleep to Car Pal videos. They don't need audio to enjoy.
Welp the comments are going to explode. Anyways, can you do more soapbox cars?
Fr I miss the soapbox videos
Yes I loved those
yes yes more soapbox cars!
@Earth Wubbox toilet man dont be silly, i mean those car races with no engines and with only bike wheels going down the hill going agaist obstacles
💥
Watching that first boat attempt to go to the moon nearly killed me 😆
I love how carpal always says its great for stopping illegal stuff as if tryna prove to the cops its not a ruthless killing machine XD
beamng shenanigans will never get old
I thought the physics of cars and such were spectacular… but these boat physics. Oh this is so special.
Submarine has become a new standard for toughness
If the bollard is shot from the sub like a missile, will it break the sub? I wonder
Ballistic Bollard Submarine... I like it
APC of the marine world.
this aged like milk
I never knew beamng had so many water craft vehicles
Me neither! Nevermind a *_submarine!_* lol
(in fairness, I haven't played in a couple years, but still, it's surprising...)
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE well they are mods 😊
@@0wly I know. My point was, it's a driving-centric game, focused on terrain navigation. Flight, therefore, is a next logical step (which there's been aircraft for years).
Water, though, is "less exciting" by comparison, since it's just flat, and I don't expect there to be much in the way of water physics (waves, or wake generation) to make it more exciting. _Underwater_ crafts would be even less exciting, from a speed perspective!
Thus, my surprise that anyone bothered to make them. 😋
Oh boy! 8 whole minutes of car pal!!!
I only have one thing to say:
*REAL*
Reminds me of the time he strapped boats together and called it, "The Claw" it Annihilated everything XD
All the jetskies got the best break dance moves lol.
At least the subs weren’t visiting the Titanic R.I.P LOL 1:48 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The physics is just so ridiculous I love it
That first guy got a complimentary torsoectomy with his space flight.
4:06 Those boats literally got falcon punched by that thing!
This reminds me of Rage Cop from Neebs Gaming.
I love the blue jet boat jumping around LOL
I can tell I'm getting old cos these videos give me motion sickness now 😂
This invention could singlehandedly reactivate the Russian space program
Google: SpinLaunch 😁
Not _quite_ the same, I know -and definitely not Russian- but it *_is_* the same in the sense that it's an object appearing out of nowhere at insane velocities!
They could definitely build one inside the earth and anyone passing over top would be none the wiser!
Just imagine your taking a lovely stroll then out of nowhere a car, a boat and a jetski slam into the ground at Mach Jesus next to you.
Average anti fishing device in 2033
Edit: 6:50 do any of y’all have the link to this truck? 7:36 and this?
Dafuq they doing on that boat at 5:49 lol. Some kind of party right there
The US Navy just called and wants to know when you can have prototypes ready.
I thought the purple jet ski might achieve escape velocity
I wonder what an anti-vehicle veloci-bollard turret could do?
us navy: *watches this*
carpal: *disappears*
Heres a idea for the Skyline plate: JITTY ARR
Lol there needs to be a way to use these for building demolition XDD
No worries. It'll buff out.
How big can you make the bollard?
Very big...
5:34 minecraft beacons be like
That Echo from that sub remind me the echo from echoes
This is one of your best
please include the mod links, i really want some more boat mods
Even though the bollard is so powerful, the submarine barely took any damage, and it looked like the submarine was going to that Italian town lookalike, so R.I.P any building that may get hit by that submarine
BABE! CAR PAL POSTED A NEW VIDEO
When it is so brutal that even physics/textures don't know what to do... :D
Dang. epic video once again Car Pal! Could you do a car that explodes when touches something? Like if it gets hit by the side hard?
I hope Car Pal uses the Pinto skin!
5 chages are ready
0:15
you sure it's safe here?
0:17
it was, in fact, not safe there.
I love the super sonic bollards
That drawbridge boat was like "Pft, screw gravity!" **ascendingslidewhistle.mp3 **
Random idea! Love it. I've just started posting beamng crashes
please can you tell me where i can find that mao, its exceptional
Damn those illegal jetskis, they're a nuisance everywhere!
YOU JUST WRECKED BRIDGES SEVERAL TIMES
2:20 The moment when you're ship turns into a submarine
idk why but I loved it
That first boat was almost folded in half and then straighten back by impact on the ground😂
guy 1: you sure it's safe here?
guy 2: y-
**die**
Could you link some of the boat mods?
Your creativity never fails to entertain us
Super video.
this is a perfect way to send payloads to space
Ayo my man’s physics just broke at 3:42lol
You know you’re in America when you’re not even safe from gunshots on the water💀
Introducing HSCB: Hydro Safety Cannon Bollard.
0:16
"Yes"
Famous Last Words
I think you should do a capture the flag if you can
Hmm... where'd you get that boat mod?
That Submarine was made out of rubber you can say 🤣
aged poorly
We’re blasting off again 😫😫
Bro can you make the bollards longer in lengthwise like a canon it would be really cool
I cannot stop laughing at how big the bollards are
But have we REALLY destroyed enough today?
It cost 400,000 dollars to fix this bridge for 12 seconds
0:12 About the No Fishing Policy: what are they gonna do, if someone's fishing on the coast?😁
The machine makes cartoon cars
Next up
Skyscraper sized bollard
I hope that BeamNG has proximity scripting, so that you can program these to be in your map, and when an aquatic vehicle passes overtop, they detonate, ruining the poor unsuspecting player's joy ride... 😊
Dude this is unbelievably so good we NEEED THIS I mean we already got the camera path tool soo....
Can u make light speed bollards?
Those boats became airplanes real fast
Good video bro keep up the hard work
‘The design is very human’
you are fishing then it all goes dark
imagine that
Man that would be a great idea to put all along in the Rio Grande
Mr. 👌🍊👌 comes up with enough horrible ideas (& often illegal) on his own. Don't give him another stupid one to try and platform on... 🤣
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEbro what
@@volcano.mitchell Dude is suggesting to use these as the "Wall" to prevent illegal immigration, *_by murdering_* anyone and everyone that crosses the river (the Rio Grande).
So yea, I'll gladly break the golden rule of not taking politics for that sort of nonsense.
@volcano.mitchell7998 it's a wild spotting of Trump Derangement Syndrome; just ignore the nut.
Love it❤
i wonder how car pal does the camera work..?
I'ma guess replays though they are like 5 gigs for 3 mins
Waiting for intercontinental ballistic bollards
Now lets test this on fully fertyl boy-
POV: you’re trying to make the best weapon that isn’t a nuke during ww3
Fresh ahh comments
It turns out that it was not safe to fish there.
Boat be flying
1:07 sounds like echoes from pink floyd
Claim your within 2.57 picoseconds trophy here!
Alternate title: how i feel after i hit something on my balls:
Lets just call this what it really is: a yeet cannon (tm)
Is it me or did the boat sound like a rocket
This video did not age well lol
We can use this to yeet sharks
1:14 Trust me. I know. And you Know what Im talking about.
dual red (american)footballs two points
How is there still revving in the ocean? 😂
POV: Car Pal has no video ideas for cars
interesting device
Bollard police
Arrest this boat...