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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @verenmercer8586
    @verenmercer8586 5 месяцев назад +366

    Major Data Breach couldn't keep Private Information in check. General Security is going to be SO pissed! 😂

    • @lolAnnMarie182
      @lolAnnMarie182 5 месяцев назад +6

      This is one epic comment. It deserves a ton of likes. 😂

    • @AmandaFessler
      @AmandaFessler 5 месяцев назад +3

      Givin me some serious Sheep in the Big City vibes.

    • @sleepycritical6950
      @sleepycritical6950 4 месяца назад +10

      Call in Corporal Punishment

    • @aidenspokemonmadness820
      @aidenspokemonmadness820 4 месяца назад

      Omfg this should have so many more likes, best comment I’ve read in a while 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sleepycritical6950
      @sleepycritical6950 4 месяца назад +3

      @@aidenspokemonmadness820 captain obvious agrees with this.

  • @randomperson6433
    @randomperson6433 5 месяцев назад +97

    Saw Major Breach in a short and subscribed. Literally laughing out loud. Watching these guys laugh is therapy.

    • @lauuu__ri431
      @lauuu__ri431 5 месяцев назад +3

      Def go through and watch all the react vids, hilariousness ensues it's brilliant

    • @eurogael
      @eurogael 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same

  • @yoclark2723
    @yoclark2723 5 месяцев назад +59

    I once called a radio station to get a song played and got on the air. I was so nervous that when he asked what my favorite radio station was, I forgot the call letters and gave another station. I'm still embarrassed about that and it was 30 years ago.

    • @duszekanyzratak
      @duszekanyzratak 5 месяцев назад +3

      This is brilliant! 😂

    • @Briannarevee
      @Briannarevee 5 месяцев назад +9

      LMFAO I’m crying they’re probably like “?? Okaaaay thanks for calling??”

    • @andromedaspark2241
      @andromedaspark2241 5 месяцев назад +4

      They probably got a kick out of it. They surely could tell you were nervous, and hearing something out of the expected is fun when you have a talking sort of job.

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir 23 дня назад +1

      That’s so amazing!

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie 5 месяцев назад +136

    Toni’s mom going straight over to her son & future daughter-in-law’s house on the evening they got engaged explains SO MUCH.

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 5 месяцев назад +7

      OML it does 😂

    • @jillparmley5286
      @jillparmley5286 5 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Odd_Bunny
      @Odd_Bunny 3 месяца назад +1

      I just know Toni's sil HATES her mother so much 😂😂😂 they have to be beefing constantly

    • @aundreahodges5925
      @aundreahodges5925 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Odd_Bunny Toni's mom has passed away so shed be hating a 👻. 😂😂

  • @radicalkeag
    @radicalkeag 5 месяцев назад +92

    i love that ryan can understand her while she's laughing hysterically and trying to tell a story at the same time

  • @binny_binbin
    @binny_binbin 5 месяцев назад +157

    I'm glad the coincidence chat where Toni just repeats the story was a video episode because I DIED laughing and I needed to see Toni just lose her mind while Ryan sarcastically panders to it😂

  • @nonosquare259
    @nonosquare259 5 месяцев назад +63

    “NO WONDER YOUR MOTHER LETY YOU” was very personal 😅😅😅

    • @thembill8246
      @thembill8246 5 месяцев назад +5

      That's the kind of line you can only give to someone you know that well 😂

  • @andywilson5828
    @andywilson5828 5 месяцев назад +20

    Radio 2 in UK have a section each afternoon when someone phones in, hums a tune, and the public work together to find out what it is.

  • @jillparmley5286
    @jillparmley5286 5 месяцев назад +71

    I'm sorry Toni's laugh is everything. She can do no wrong in my eyes 😂

  • @nunyabeeswax256
    @nunyabeeswax256 5 месяцев назад +64

    Lol as an April Fool's baby born before social media, I never thought about how the baby's birth could be seen as a prank. Def a story he'll hear a lot growing up 😂

    • @Eli-bp6lr
      @Eli-bp6lr 5 месяцев назад

      I know! That's kind of mean, isn't it? I feel bad for the baby. Also, if they didn't believe that my baby was born on that accursed day, I'd be like, "That's your problem, not mine." Kinda makes the people who didn't believe the baby's birth sound like jerks.

    • @megancurtis9502
      @megancurtis9502 5 месяцев назад

      My grandpa's birthday is April Fools. I don't think people thought his birth day was a joke but any time he tells someone new it's his birthday on the day they're like "yeah right"

    • @AshlieJermaine
      @AshlieJermaine 5 месяцев назад +2

      Also an April 1 baby, before Internet and social media!! I’m soooo tired of hearing people say stuff like “So when your mom went in to hospital saying she was in labor, they probably thought she was joking haha.”
      🙄No. That’s not what happened. She’d already been in labor since the day before, I was about to leave this earth before I even entered it, and I had to be forcibly removed (C section).

    • @timstoddard3707
      @timstoddard3707 5 месяцев назад +1

      Also an April Fool's baby born before social media. I didn't think people thought my birthday was a prank until I was in Sixth Form.
      It was unintentionally funny when someone thought it was, and all their friends had to tell them "no, it actually is his birthday today".

  • @brianaglover3496
    @brianaglover3496 5 месяцев назад +33

    If Ryan wasn’t there to translate for Toni I wouldn’t understand 10% of their content 😂🤣

  • @BooksRebound
    @BooksRebound 5 месяцев назад +52

    Major Data Breach is giving the same thing as Mrs Pheobe Affidavit AKA "FBI Affidavit" from the Varsity Blues doc lol

  • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
    @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 5 месяцев назад +27

    At the daycare I work at, there is a nook next to the infant classrooms where parents can leave their strollers, so maybe it's to save these parents from embarrassment of having to walk around with an empty stroller LOL

    • @LisaFerguson-lw8il
      @LisaFerguson-lw8il 5 месяцев назад +4

      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams I was 81/2 months pregnant when the baby's pram was delivered. I unpacked it when I got home from the office.
      It was sooo exciting that I put a pillow inside and covered it with new blankets.
      I took it for a walk, just to experience that. A couple, walking their dog, approached. The woman looked at my big baby bump, and then into the pram. "How are you having another one so close?", she asked. I had to tell her the truth. They were so sweet but I quickly made my way home, feeling like an idiot.

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 5 месяцев назад

      @@LisaFerguson-lw8il oh no hahaha. That's really funny though!

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 4 месяца назад

      Should have said it was drugs, we had a huge drug dealing issue in my work's neighbourhood at some point and the charming ladies of the dealer would transport the drugs like this 😂 so that's where my mind would go now ! ​@@LisaFerguson-lw8il

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Месяц назад +1

      I was just thinking that would be the obvious solution lol. It's not like you need it when the baby is at daycare.

  • @B00-l2e
    @B00-l2e 5 месяцев назад +14

    I’ve seen these already and they still crack me up 🤣
    Plus I’m listening to all your podcast episodes and it makes the day go by faster and better 🙃

  • @joeydraper5934
    @joeydraper5934 5 месяцев назад +27

    Toni in the last 3 mins was both painfully hilarious and hilariously painful 😂😂

    • @handsinknead77
      @handsinknead77 5 месяцев назад +5

      And how Ryan was able to translate between the wheezing and near death-laughing was amazing! I was more laughing because I was finding out Toni's story through Ryan. They are utter gems.

  • @walkinharmonyhomestead2888
    @walkinharmonyhomestead2888 5 месяцев назад +8

    My friends and cousins and I would call the radio station in Orlando (CK 101, in the late 70’s and 80’s), and do exactly that (“you know, the one that goes da-da-da…). Most of the time, they didn’t have the patience, but one time we got a really nice DJ who played along and helped us figure it out, then played the song - AFTER he played the recording of our phone call! So fun!
    Nowadays, do people even call radio stations anymore? I imagine if they did, they would just get Siri or Google to tell them what song it is before they call.
    N

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 5 месяцев назад +1

      Commercial radio I s a product. The entire hour is set, abs the calls you hear are recorded well shared of time (imagine threats or w/e)

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv 5 месяцев назад +8

    I used to call the radio stations to find out the names of songs in the 90s. There was an SNL with Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan where they bobbed their heads to a song (later Night at the Roxbury), I called to find out what the song was called. What is Love by Haddaway. 😂

  • @whims6278
    @whims6278 5 месяцев назад +19

    Toni's laugh is everything 😭🤣

  • @AndreaOwen17
    @AndreaOwen17 5 месяцев назад +6

    Coincidence " My husband and I are the biggest office fans ever. We can quote every episode. We moved into a new house and the elderly neighbors across the street are named Jim and Pam"

  • @sheshiechan
    @sheshiechan 5 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite was when a guy called a radio station asking about a song whose lyrics were son Los reebok o son Nike and the DJ figured out it was rhythm of the night

  • @daniellewharrad2062
    @daniellewharrad2062 5 месяцев назад +10

    Love these videos! You’re laughs are so infectious😂

  • @jacky79322
    @jacky79322 5 месяцев назад +22

    Oh… I didn’t understand why they were laughing for a good min there in the beginning. I don’t see the news often lol, so I didn’t realize that’s where the name goes.

  • @sophiefletcher833
    @sophiefletcher833 5 месяцев назад +9

    Neeeeed Ryan’s jumper; didn’t even bother asking where it’s from as instantly thought “It’s gotta be Dangerfield”…searched on Dangerfield website BOOM! 😂 I think I have a problem!

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 5 месяцев назад

      Looks straight out of 91-93. I bet the Fresh Prince wore it

  • @askhermit586
    @askhermit586 5 месяцев назад +8

    A pram I've never heard that before. In America we call it a stroller

    • @championforthecause7292
      @championforthecause7292 5 месяцев назад

      It is short for perambulator!! 😊

    • @14Anon2
      @14Anon2 5 месяцев назад

      We also say 'lef-tenant" instead of 'loo-tenant' for lieutenant. I have no idea why she pronounced it like an American.

  • @TubeyDudey
    @TubeyDudey 5 месяцев назад +11

    We shouldn't laugh at her. She worked her way up from Private Data Breach to a distinguished Major

  • @harleyj.knight1130
    @harleyj.knight1130 5 месяцев назад +4

    12:01 I love when Toni starts laughing so hard she talks like Truffles from Chowder

  • @najadahmer4862
    @najadahmer4862 5 месяцев назад +5

    I’m obsessed with Toni’s laugh!

  • @poochiew.9302
    @poochiew.9302 5 месяцев назад +3

    I have a similar but one up to the people having the same names. My old neighbor's first name was Frank and had a son named Frank. The people they sold the house to had the last name of Frank. The people that bought the house from them, the wife was named Francine(not Frank but close enough!).

  • @DKNyborg
    @DKNyborg 5 месяцев назад +4

    I heard every single one on the pod & still pissed myself laughing watching them again 😂

  • @kirk5152
    @kirk5152 5 месяцев назад +5

    It's Worse when it actually is your name
    Like when the British News reporter outside a petrol/gas station after Brexit caused a country wide petrol shortage,
    The reporters name on the screen was
    * Phil McCann"

  • @curtisclayton8023
    @curtisclayton8023 5 месяцев назад +8

    Lt. Data's ancestor?

  • @vanessamann9976
    @vanessamann9976 5 месяцев назад +1

    I had to listen to this twice this made my afternoon

  • @elzanevdmerwe3577
    @elzanevdmerwe3577 5 месяцев назад

    its so cute and amazing how Ryan understands every word Toni is saying whil laughing and nobody else can understand anything true friendship

  • @psor9983
    @psor9983 5 месяцев назад +3

    It's an 0424 number... No wonder your mom left ya! 😂😮

  • @deviantash
    @deviantash 5 месяцев назад +2

    My god, I adore these two so much!!!

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 4 месяца назад +1

    We had friends come over to hang at my house with our group right after getting engaged at dinner. They walked in and they were like “oh by the way we just got engaged” and we were happy for them but also like “wtf are you doing here with US!?”

  • @drewc981
    @drewc981 5 месяцев назад +4

    I kind if hope that Aussie Military member writes in just because that would make it funnier. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself a bit generally but especially in a serious position like that 😄

  • @mzneonqueen
    @mzneonqueen 5 месяцев назад +1

    What a team to applaud when Toni tells us about her fart hahahaha*standing ovation*

  • @andredelaney1260
    @andredelaney1260 4 месяца назад

    You both simply brighten my day every time I watch a video.

  • @anenglishmanplusamerican7107
    @anenglishmanplusamerican7107 5 месяцев назад

    Like many of the comment test, I have subscribed to the channel by the major data breach RUclips shorts. You guys are awesome, glad I have found you.

  • @sleeplessinscotland9394
    @sleeplessinscotland9394 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’m an April fool baby and 100% a complete joke 😂

  • @alanamckenzie
    @alanamckenzie 5 месяцев назад +2

    You guys could seriously cure depression 😂

  • @PsychoKupcake
    @PsychoKupcake Месяц назад

    Imagine having a job where you get to work with your best friend and laughing. I love it!

  • @danielvmay
    @danielvmay 5 месяцев назад +2

    Welcome to the stage, Major Data Breach!

  • @SkylerGersch
    @SkylerGersch 4 месяца назад

    You would have thought she rolled the other way when she farted at pilaties 😂😂

  • @XimenaMaidana
    @XimenaMaidana 5 месяцев назад +2

    Omg I was crying by the end of the video 😂😂😂😂 you guys are fucking hilarious and your laugh so contagious!! 😅❤

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 5 месяцев назад +18

    One for the HIMYM fans! Major Data Breach! 🫡 Major Data Breach!

  • @abgeordnete
    @abgeordnete 5 месяцев назад +7

    A bank literally is a safe place

    • @Helen247
      @Helen247 5 месяцев назад

      Or at least has a safe in place 😅

  • @chunkybladwin3988
    @chunkybladwin3988 3 месяца назад

    Im so glad this channel exists, youtube removed mxrplays but somehow found this wonderful gem.

  • @Decade_1703
    @Decade_1703 5 месяцев назад

    The snorting and the wheezing had me laughing😂

  • @Laura-mi3nv
    @Laura-mi3nv 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think every parents regrets teaching their child to talk, especially when they hit like 3-4..... or 13-14.....

  • @MissMaris2016
    @MissMaris2016 4 месяца назад +1

    WHAT?! WOW 12:22 I am amazed at his translation because I had NO Idea what she was saying.

  • @teresafarris3629
    @teresafarris3629 5 месяцев назад +2

    I also had my daughter on April fools then the next year my nephew was born on my daughter's 1st birthday.....April fools

  • @ExpectMiracles55
    @ExpectMiracles55 5 месяцев назад +2

    Major DataBreach... you guys are sick. Obviously me too, 'cause I liked and subscribed while still in a fit of roaring laughter.

  • @Incogneto1981
    @Incogneto1981 5 месяцев назад +3

    You two fucking crack me up! LOVE YOU GUYS! I was gonna post a Welsh flag but there are none so it's either a duck or a dinosaur 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jellybeans3994
      @jellybeans3994 5 месяцев назад

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 here ya go!!

    • @Incogneto1981
      @Incogneto1981 5 месяцев назад

      @@jellybeans3994 HAHAHA YT on a laptop doesn't even show what you posted! Only a black flag!!!

  • @gregputz1735
    @gregputz1735 5 месяцев назад

    OMGOSH Hilarious!!!! Thank You for a Big Laugh!!! 😂❤😂

  • @Octobris
    @Octobris 5 месяцев назад

    I'm sure Mrs Data was there to keep us all well-informed! And I'm sure that their spouse, Mr or Mrs Breach is very proud of her!

  • @ianstopher9111
    @ianstopher9111 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was wondering why Olivia Coleman is playing Major Data Breach.

  • @mightymicroworlds4566
    @mightymicroworlds4566 5 месяцев назад

    My god she kills me with her reactions 😂❤

  • @holl377
    @holl377 5 месяцев назад +3

    11:50 wtf is Toni saying??

  • @selcouthrae1095
    @selcouthrae1095 3 месяца назад

    I almost pissed myself laughing on the Major Data Breach especially with Toni loosing her damn mind 😂😂 I got a coincidence for y'all...Knew this guy for a few years n his father n him wanted me to meet his older sister. We became besties n two years into our friendship we were talking about our mom's n we kept thinking we were bringing up each others moms instead of our own because their both names Lisa n spelt the same..plus we both have step fathers named Doug. Mine has been in the family for over 15 yrs n hers has been in hers for over 10 😅

  • @Angel_1983
    @Angel_1983 4 месяца назад

    I'm so thankful that when she got laughing so hard I couldn't make out what she was saying that he somehow did 😂🤣😂🤣 Bless his heart ( I love her laugh everytime she snorts I loose it 😂😂 ) love this channel

  • @CaptainBardiel
    @CaptainBardiel 5 месяцев назад +3

    General Data Breach.

  • @happyhed
    @happyhed 5 месяцев назад

    Oh wow, Toni's got the same nickname my brother gave me , buckhead. So Aussie!

  • @secretlady646
    @secretlady646 5 месяцев назад

    my older sons friend taught my now 6 year old about bottle flipping now ever since he was 4 everytime he sees a bottle he flips it

  • @riverdreams9510
    @riverdreams9510 5 месяцев назад

    Australia: Major Data Breach
    US: Major Pain
    UK: Major Day

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 5 месяцев назад +1

    Private Browsing reporting for duty

  • @Jds_7
    @Jds_7 5 месяцев назад

    When your name tells you about your one and only destiny

  • @murphyrecords16
    @murphyrecords16 5 месяцев назад

    TARPERS! they had coincidence chat in very beginning of starting this podcast, does someone have a super memory that could tell which episode it was bc I remember almost pissing myself bc yall were trolling them so hard ryan was absolutely done w it😂😂😂😂

  • @kellylynn88
    @kellylynn88 4 месяца назад +1

    Ryan please tell me where that checkered shirt is from 9:09 I need to get it!

  • @michellem1641
    @michellem1641 4 месяца назад

    Greetings from Seattle, WA! ☔️ ☕️Came across you folks this weekend and I am already indebted to the joy you have added to my life! Your innocent playfulness, connection and genuine laughter is contagious much needed! Welcome to my heart, Toni and Ryan! 🩷
    #🫡databreach

  • @mesamies123
    @mesamies123 5 месяцев назад +2

    No one has better jackets and pullovers (jumpers?) than Ryan. I know this is a weird comment. Sorry.

  • @beepboop97
    @beepboop97 5 месяцев назад +1

    Major data breach wasn't funny until yall started laughing 😂

  • @JamesAndersen-f8r
    @JamesAndersen-f8r 4 месяца назад

    No no no, it started as private data breach and went to a major data breach and the a honorary general data breach.

  • @Userx29
    @Userx29 5 месяцев назад

    Sir, this is General Failure reporting: We have won the battle

  • @ZombalayaQ
    @ZombalayaQ 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ryan 😂😂😂😂 The coincidence is that the baby happened to be born on the 1st 😂😂

  • @NOVAA1010
    @NOVAA1010 5 месяцев назад +2

    A real coincidence (I think lmfao) is me and my boyfriend of 8 years have the same exact middle name. His is spelled Laine and mine is spelled Layne. Also me and his mom share the same birthday lmfaooo and not so coincidently he introduced me to this podcast on spotify and I found y'all on RUclips. Love you guys!!

  • @KimMcIntyre-ou1ew
    @KimMcIntyre-ou1ew 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Toni & Ryan 🪷🍃🌸The good side of reservoir 🤔🌴🌊☀️🌈🌺✌️💚😎

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir 23 дня назад

    😂😂 I’m so happy Toni got to move to Australia!!

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 3 месяца назад

    Her commander was General Robbin People. His commander was General in Chief Scamalot.

  • @rykephoenix
    @rykephoenix 5 месяцев назад

    My sister was born on my mom's birthday, on April 1st. 😅

  • @NikkiSmit-v4z
    @NikkiSmit-v4z 3 месяца назад

    I just love them so much ❤❤

  • @Adam_Schlosberg
    @Adam_Schlosberg 3 месяца назад

    To find out what a song is giggle has a function now where you can sing no matter how badly and it figures out the song

  • @RpunktBpunkt-v1c
    @RpunktBpunkt-v1c 4 месяца назад

    she got orders from General Direction and had to report to General Quarters

  • @ellewright6991
    @ellewright6991 3 месяца назад

    The pippa story is something i would do 😂 i always think people are saying something to me when they aren't hahahaha!
    I only have big dogs so they don't come into stores with me, or in my car anymore really but i probably still would have thought someone was talking to me, i have a fear of being "rude" to people so I'm always sticking my 2c in where it's not wanted lol

  • @jbizzo2125
    @jbizzo2125 5 месяцев назад

    Toni do you suffer from psoriasis? I have it and I've finally found something that works

  • @michellelarrinaga5421
    @michellelarrinaga5421 5 месяцев назад

    I am crying at Toni laughing so hard 😂

  • @josephdavey125
    @josephdavey125 5 месяцев назад

    in a previous video they talked about how Australians are the only people to say adidas correctly then they say data wrong

    • @14Anon2
      @14Anon2 5 месяцев назад

      She also pronounced lieutenant wrong, using the American version.

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords 5 месяцев назад

    Do they not have shazam in AU?

    • @aashu1512
      @aashu1512 5 месяцев назад +1

      Heheh they're talking about radio times we didn't have smart phones😂😂😂

  • @psycherevival2762
    @psycherevival2762 18 дней назад

    I have an awesome story with a coincidence ending. How do I share it?

  • @RandomNexus
    @RandomNexus 5 месяцев назад +2

    I have no idea what the phone number thing even means. *_bewildered headshake_*

    • @alfhild98
      @alfhild98 5 месяцев назад +1

      I even Googled it and still don't get it. It sounds like it was hilarious, though...

  • @darwinist000
    @darwinist000 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's data not data.

    • @chEEzEEzzz
      @chEEzEEzzz 5 месяцев назад

      😂 Welcome to Straya 🤙😉

    • @14Anon2
      @14Anon2 5 месяцев назад

      it's lieutenant not lieutenant.

  • @Lancelot82923
    @Lancelot82923 5 месяцев назад

    “And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.” Acts 4:12 Jesus loves you so much that He died for you so you can be with Him forever ✝️❤️ Have a blessed day!

  • @SO_DIGITAL
    @SO_DIGITAL 4 месяца назад

    General Specific and Private Public

  • @jessra5263
    @jessra5263 5 месяцев назад

    Woah early gang! love ya toni and ryan

  • @Tanya-vw9zd
    @Tanya-vw9zd 5 месяцев назад

    what happened to toni’s hand??

    • @Laruto722
      @Laruto722 5 месяцев назад

      Likely psoriasis

  • @angelamullins4184
    @angelamullins4184 4 месяца назад

    Tears of laughter 😂 😂😂😂😂😊

  • @TheCherryHomemaker
    @TheCherryHomemaker Месяц назад

    Mine’s an 0405 does that mean I beat Toni?

  • @EmmaSeaward
    @EmmaSeaward 2 месяца назад

    Aw man I fucking love you two

  • @josephroszell
    @josephroszell 5 месяцев назад

    The babies birthdate coincided with april 1st it's absolutely a coincidence