I found out what YOU do in the SHOWER 🧼 😳

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @AlgoCurioso2.0
    @AlgoCurioso2.0 3 года назад +11181

    I’m surprised that showering is not the #1 thing on the list.

    • @frankocean1810
      @frankocean1810 3 года назад +195

      Or singing or smth

    • @jappie.
      @jappie. 3 года назад +78

      @@frankocean1810 yes was singing even on the list?

    • @frankocean1810
      @frankocean1810 3 года назад +19

      @@jappie. nope :c

    • @anonymars.
      @anonymars. 3 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @anonymars.
      @anonymars. 3 года назад +3

      @@frankocean1810 so true

  • @Blebsnek
    @Blebsnek 2 года назад +3145

    his reaction to the poop things is the most i’ve ever seen him show emotion lmao

    • @Mcglocklin.
      @Mcglocklin. 2 года назад +51

      Fr lol

    • @HypeGrlie
      @HypeGrlie 2 года назад +26

      IKR 💀💀💀

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 2 года назад +32

      Where is the poop supposed to go

    • @goldycorn4229
      @goldycorn4229 2 года назад +8

      I knoooow right

    • @Green-il9tk
      @Green-il9tk 2 года назад +46

      @@trisk902 the toilet 💀💀💀

  • @nani458
    @nani458 3 года назад +1739

    "What? 3% of you people shit in the showers??"
    Pewds: *_Y e s_*

    • @radwan9873
      @radwan9873 3 года назад +10

      Yes Yes Yes Yes

    • @ellianitakarissa9687
      @ellianitakarissa9687 3 года назад +20

      I-i pee in the shower whats wrong with that? 😡😭😎

    • @blindidi0t91
      @blindidi0t91 3 года назад +1

      Why does pewds say yes to this?

    • @Coolguy-ex9tc
      @Coolguy-ex9tc 3 года назад +6

      @@ellianitakarissa9687 nothing. he said shit

    • @astro_33.
      @astro_33. 3 года назад +3

      I knew for a fact someone would say that

  • @Klaus_chzy
    @Klaus_chzy 2 года назад +154

    Yo I’ve never seen him react to anything my entire life hes always so chill. 💀

  • @shakos4105
    @shakos4105 3 года назад +1975

    I'm surprised singing wasn't on the list, I'm always coming up with new hit singles in my showers.

    • @hachmannfamilyemail4877
      @hachmannfamilyemail4877 3 года назад +97

      True then when I get out I forgot the songs

    • @WildDuckTR
      @WildDuckTR 3 года назад +45

      Ik I got a (imaginary)Grammy too

    • @clown7275
      @clown7275 3 года назад +17

      @@hachmannfamilyemail4877 SAME BRUH

    • @nat-nl6pk
      @nat-nl6pk 3 года назад +5

      It it

    • @izuizu7313
      @izuizu7313 3 года назад +8

      they aren't hits the moment you leave
      a disappointment I say

  • @coolcucumberz
    @coolcucumberz 3 года назад +809

    I love how more people have an existential crisis in the shower than actually using soap

    • @_Jotop
      @_Jotop 3 года назад +19

      soap takes too long to use on the entire body, might as well just use a multiuse shampoo soap :) (altough u kinda need the soap if youre really dirty)

    • @jesus5258
      @jesus5258 3 года назад +7

      @@_Jotop multiuse shampoo soap is still soap

    • @elliotosman736
      @elliotosman736 3 года назад +9

      Its talking about bar soap which not many people use now as we all have body wash

    • @edonshatri6446
      @edonshatri6446 3 года назад +2

      Bruh soap should only be used for cleaning your hands not on the entire body it gathers bacteria and spreads it to other places its fucking nasty!

    • @coolcucumberz
      @coolcucumberz 3 года назад +1

      @@edonshatri6446 I'm not saying that soap is bad or good, just pointing out that it's funny that having an existential crisis in the shower is more common than using something to clean yourself. Have a nice day

  • @bizzlemypickle521
    @bizzlemypickle521 3 года назад +890

    "1 in 30 people poop in the shower"
    Me in a room full of 30 people:
    *"They could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me!"*

    • @ibeatricebags
      @ibeatricebags 3 года назад +67

      *starts shitassing aggresively*

    • @mackwilliams4976
      @mackwilliams4976 3 года назад +10

      It could be one of the 30 people that liked.

    • @_Jotop
      @_Jotop 3 года назад +19

      @@mackwilliams4976 there is an impostor among us

    • @leothesouthpaw
      @leothesouthpaw 3 года назад +3

      @@_Jotop AMONGUS

    • @AstralShot
      @AstralShot 3 года назад +1

      Guys it's me. Sometimes

  • @trigex415
    @trigex415 2 года назад +118

    The first time seeing sambucha have an actual reaction to things

  • @ZackAcciari
    @ZackAcciari 3 года назад +3826

    “Turn the water on and just stand there thinking of nothing then snapping out of it and realizing you should wash MY hair.” Not yours, mine.

    • @amongman9596
      @amongman9596 3 года назад +31

      I noticed that too

    • @bashi_boo-chan1129
      @bashi_boo-chan1129 3 года назад +43

      *“Oh, so we’re in the shower TOGETHER??”* 🥴😏

    • @mkwiiwheeluser5519
      @mkwiiwheeluser5519 3 года назад +3

      @@bashi_boo-chan1129 that’s a little bit weird…

    • @imfade7409
      @imfade7409 3 года назад +9

      not related but it said 48% of people shower at night, and 28% of people shower in the morning, what about the rest?

    • @绝不会放弃你
      @绝不会放弃你 3 года назад +4

      I noticed a few where it’s written like this, for example “catching myself” in one of the first ones.
      Also for this one, it is “then I snap out of it” meaning he was talking about himself the whole time and not wanting for you to wash his hair thankfully.

  • @gavdragon2125
    @gavdragon2125 3 года назад +3934

    *"1 out of 6 people just stand in the shower"*
    Doesn't everyone? 💀

    • @kelp1116
      @kelp1116 3 года назад +132

      Yeah bro- like sometimes i pretend im making a vlog and sometimes im dancing and idk why but i just loved to mix soap with shampoo like it was a pot of soup as a kid lol

    • @akashiaberger596
      @akashiaberger596 3 года назад +21

      Yeah that’s literally what that statistic means 😂 almost everyone does it

    • @travisscottburber5719
      @travisscottburber5719 3 года назад +14

      I thought everyone did that lol

    • @akashiaberger596
      @akashiaberger596 3 года назад +3

      @@travisscottburber5719 I think it just means 1 out of 6 times a person takes a shower they do this.

    • @Mad.Dementor
      @Mad.Dementor 3 года назад +16

      Just stand as in like not washing yourself and just letting the water hit you. I think that's what it is talking about

  • @barakahzafar3967
    @barakahzafar3967 3 года назад +518

    “Pretending to shower with invisible boyfriend” IM CRYING💀💀

    • @akiratoro840
      @akiratoro840 3 года назад +22

      Yeah how dare they say something so true.

    • @angommm
      @angommm 3 года назад +6

      me too 😶😢

    • @preachl6450
      @preachl6450 3 года назад +9

      I mean why is that so true 😂

    • @reid332
      @reid332 3 года назад +8

      Umm I think you might need to see someone
      I’m not judging but like… you know what just live your own life.

    • @barakahzafar3967
      @barakahzafar3967 3 года назад +6

      @@reid332 Agreed💀💀

  • @Botmini17
    @Botmini17 2 года назад +111

    “ you’re telling me 3% of you squat and poop in the shower ?!!“
    You’re god damn right

    • @eculp830
      @eculp830 2 года назад +12

      Why?????

    • @Botmini17
      @Botmini17 2 года назад +6

      @@eculp830 I’m beyond your understanding

    • @l._niko_.17
      @l._niko_.17 2 года назад +11

      Wtf,man just don't

    • @Botmini17
      @Botmini17 2 года назад +5

      @@l._niko_.17 what’s stoping me

    • @Botmini17
      @Botmini17 2 года назад +2

      @Kase Trey yes I am

  • @makaloyjr862
    @makaloyjr862 3 года назад +1107

    I’m so happy to hear that I’m not the only one that pretends I have magic water bending powers when the water rolls off my arm😂

    • @justinlittle4534
      @justinlittle4534 3 года назад +40

      Yea I know, I was actually surprised by that. I used to pretend I was a fucking waterbender or some shit lol.

    • @kats_are_epik
      @kats_are_epik 3 года назад +16

      LMAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @blaze1927
      @blaze1927 3 года назад +7

      I’m with you guys

    • @randomrainbows77
      @randomrainbows77 3 года назад +10

      I’m- I thought I was special 🥺

    • @irenewong2649
      @irenewong2649 3 года назад +3

      Same, I have an empty shampoo container and I pretend that I am the water element girl and make magic water come out of my hand and I close the container and squirt it ony head

  • @alreadyspoken4811
    @alreadyspoken4811 3 года назад +751

    “Your telling me 1 in 30 people squat down and poop in the shower” made me burst out laughing

    • @laurabaykova4148
      @laurabaykova4148 3 года назад +8

      I wonder if you just poop in the shower it would be nasty clean later.

    • @esage1
      @esage1 3 года назад +2

      You’re*

    • @alreadyspoken4811
      @alreadyspoken4811 3 года назад +1

      @@esage1 dude stop you just need to stop

    • @alreadyspoken4811
      @alreadyspoken4811 3 года назад

      @@esage1 you’re so annoyingg I hate people like you they always have to correct things. Like I know I did it wrong but please it is said in the video so you know what I meant just shut up and read the comments

    • @alreadyspoken4811
      @alreadyspoken4811 3 года назад +1

      @@esage1 we all know you learned it today

  • @4bpc744
    @4bpc744 3 года назад +1393

    Soo... there's more people waffle stomping turds into the drain than there is people sitting in the shower? I had more hope in society than it deserved

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 3 года назад +66

      WHY DO YOU CALL IT WAFFLE STOMPING

    • @butterflinger4824
      @butterflinger4824 3 года назад +4

      -Brandon Rogers at some point

    • @samu-chan
      @samu-chan 3 года назад +3

      a what now?

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 3 года назад +31

      @@maninthechair6033 because that's the term for stomping shit into the drain.

    • @Floor-Green
      @Floor-Green 3 года назад +1

      You might waffling stomp shot. We don't know

  • @boo_itsgh0st
    @boo_itsgh0st 2 года назад +2

    If you stand in the shower for like ten mins just to get warm
    😓
    👇

  • @cookiecrumbs9515
    @cookiecrumbs9515 2 года назад +937

    If you poop in the shower don't come near me-

    • @canaduck5054
      @canaduck5054 2 года назад +18

      bro my mom does and i dont get it

    • @cookiecrumbs9515
      @cookiecrumbs9515 2 года назад

      @@canaduck5054 Your mom scares me

    • @canaduck5054
      @canaduck5054 2 года назад +26

      @@cookiecrumbs9515 she scares me to

    • @kensccbs
      @kensccbs 2 года назад +1

      if you dont want to, you dont have to🥴

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 2 года назад +2

      I do it and I go proud of it

  • @Rraptor1012
    @Rraptor1012 3 года назад +683

    His "ONE IN THIRTY PEOPLE POOP IN THE SHOWER" made me laugh my ass off

    • @salem2450
      @salem2450 3 года назад +6

      same

    • @mr.tejasreverseman6686
      @mr.tejasreverseman6686 3 года назад +10

      How can you do it where will it go lmao😂😂

    • @Ga1act1x
      @Ga1act1x 3 года назад +9

      P e w d I e p I e

    • @Domoriot
      @Domoriot 3 года назад +5

      And pewdiepie is one of those people.

    • @Kinseliplier
      @Kinseliplier 3 года назад

      @@Domoriot no hes not lol

  • @NatLeRat
    @NatLeRat 3 года назад +973

    The phrase “Do a little dance” is the cutest thing I’ve heard all day

    • @manojpataki
      @manojpataki 2 года назад

      Pathetic

    • @NatLeRat
      @NatLeRat 2 года назад +7

      @@manojpataki Do a little dance 🕺🎶🕺🕺🕺🕺🎵🕺🕺🕺🎶

    • @ghosteii
      @ghosteii 2 года назад +2

      @@NatLeRat 💃🏻🎵🎵💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🎵🎵💃🏻💃🏻

    • @spyder027
      @spyder027 2 года назад +4

      My grandma says the washing machine is doing a dance when its bouncing its so funny😂

    • @ghastfriend065
      @ghastfriend065 2 года назад

      Bro is doing a fornite dance in the shower.

  • @bxbbles11
    @bxbbles11 2 месяца назад +1

    i just stand there and then realize i should do smth 💀

  • @adoagustin4577
    @adoagustin4577 3 года назад +574

    It’s funny to think someone was trying to grab the water when they was slipping

    • @theghostreckon316
      @theghostreckon316 3 года назад +20

      @@ebengis just in case it somehow works

    • @theghostreckon316
      @theghostreckon316 3 года назад +11

      @@ebengis I mean it’s instinct to try to save yourself by grabbing anything so you’re in a way kinda smart for actually trying, if that makes sense 🤣

    • @alejandrolazardi2927
      @alejandrolazardi2927 3 года назад +5

      Oh trust me that’s hurts a broke my neck with it and I bleeder in my shoulder and neck well it healed so good but I also couldn’t turn my neck so that felt bad

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +1

      @@alejandrolazardi2927 is your ghost writing this?

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 3 года назад +1

      @@owyemen9367 he got ghost damage

  • @preddowr9597
    @preddowr9597 3 года назад +187

    Theres definitely a couple "activities" that aren't on the the list that should be near the top.

    • @michaelgorman3208
      @michaelgorman3208 3 года назад +17

      Agreed 😂

    • @RDR2isTheGreatestGameEver
      @RDR2isTheGreatestGameEver 3 года назад +6

      Yahh ghat shit one right it's normal RIGHT !!!!

    • @araelsongheart6918
      @araelsongheart6918 3 года назад +15

      Singing wasn’t on the list. WHY ISNT IT ON THE LIST!!!

    • @Violets_and_Madness
      @Violets_and_Madness 3 года назад +13

      You're right, singing wasn't on the list!

    • @araelsongheart6918
      @araelsongheart6918 3 года назад +7

      @@Violets_and_Madness it should be towards the top. I’m doing the math right now of how many people do this compared to the global population. I know it’s 60%, but not everyone showers.

  • @James-hn8yi
    @James-hn8yi 3 года назад +263

    I sit down crisscross apple sauce and lean forward on the tub and sleep

    • @Deskiezie
      @Deskiezie 3 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @deadspace2595
      @deadspace2595 3 года назад +5

      Get the banana

    • @loganbaxter557
      @loganbaxter557 3 года назад +8

      what a waste of water

    • @Jesus_H_Christ
      @Jesus_H_Christ 3 года назад +2

      I would do something like that if my shower wasn't moldy,rusty,sharp and small

    • @KMT15
      @KMT15 3 года назад +1

      Indian style

  • @Lil2cold4u
    @Lil2cold4u 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded I’m not dirty minded💀

  • @lkn8714
    @lkn8714 3 года назад +444

    "I FOUND OUT WHAT YOU DO IN THE SHOWER"
    *I'm baking some cakes and cooking Mac and cheese* :)

    • @PinkDiamondLollllll55
      @PinkDiamondLollllll55 3 года назад +2

      :O

    • @nightski380
      @nightski380 3 года назад

      Frosting a cake

    • @Landooblitz
      @Landooblitz 3 года назад +2

      And waffle stomping shit into the drain while the Mac and cheese cook's

    • @basil2307
      @basil2307 3 года назад

      How do you highlight comment

    • @never.gonna.give.you.up.
      @never.gonna.give.you.up. 3 года назад +1

      @@basil2307 add "*" in the beginning and end of a word like this - * lol * but without the space- *e*

  • @mangojuuls
    @mangojuuls 3 года назад +823

    I dont understand why some people think peeing in the shower is weird. Its literally the most convenient and honestly better than in the toilet

    • @angelina1070
      @angelina1070 3 года назад +32

      .......ngl i agree

    • @A-A-RonDavis2470
      @A-A-RonDavis2470 3 года назад +77

      your urine is around the same as dirt, mud, etc. Your urine doesn't have that foreign bacteria like being dirty does. There's a difference between being weird and just being scared of something because they don't understand it or are afraid to widen their horizons. Peeing in the shower is nothing compared to what people do in the shower lmao.

    • @blondinen2985
      @blondinen2985 3 года назад +3

      Trutthhh

    • @jellythedragonyt9282
      @jellythedragonyt9282 3 года назад +19

      Uhm.. I'm kinda embarrassed to say this but every time I shower I pee in it.. it is convenient tho so I don't have to waste time on the toilet

    • @DuckosXc-Tf
      @DuckosXc-Tf 3 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @Anne_The_Hamster
    @Anne_The_Hamster 3 года назад +9

    Showering while sitting down could actually be a subtle hint of depression

    • @willynillylilly72
      @willynillylilly72 3 года назад

      Dont say that you sound like my mom 😰 i do NOT HAVE DEPRESSION and i just like sitting down 😫

  • @rovidj8482
    @rovidj8482 3 года назад +250

    “There are two types of people in life:
    Those who shit in the shower,
    And those who shower in the shit.”
    -Sun tzu, the art of war

    • @lategamer6684
      @lategamer6684 3 года назад +30

      "don't believe everything you see on the internet"
      -Abraham Lincoln

    • @NATURALGAMING
      @NATURALGAMING 3 года назад +10

      @@lategamer6684 😂😂💀

    • @tinytimtam
      @tinytimtam 3 года назад +10

      @@lategamer6684 "Underidoderidoderiododeridoo" - Winston Churchill

    • @AyushBhadouria
      @AyushBhadouria 3 года назад +6

      @@tinytimtam "unga bunga" Anakin Skywalker

    • @kn9925
      @kn9925 3 года назад +6

      Sllab amogus but say it backwards
      -Elon musk

  • @meep7025
    @meep7025 2 года назад +287

    I'm one of the people who stare off into space and then a while later realizes: Wait I should actually shower now

    • @AddiAndTheDogs
      @AddiAndTheDogs 2 года назад +6

      After 3 hours of fantasizing as the water runs down your back:
      “I still have to do the shower part”

    • @rileyreed7131
      @rileyreed7131 2 года назад +3

      I DO THE SAME LOL and it sucks when I miss my bus cuz I'm still in the shower

    • @NataliaLidia_06
      @NataliaLidia_06 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @proudCitizenOfKurtistown
      @proudCitizenOfKurtistown 2 года назад

      Same

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 3 года назад +657

    My favorite one's were "holding onto the water while slipping" and "just standing there".
    Like... Just imagining doing that makes me grin

    • @kireiira
      @kireiira 3 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @travisscottburber5719
      @travisscottburber5719 3 года назад +5

      I do "just standing there" lol

    • @Trienze
      @Trienze 3 года назад +2

      @@kireiira wtf are you doing here nezuko go back to tanjiro today s2 started

    • @underratedgamer9506
      @underratedgamer9506 3 года назад +2

      I’m the “just standing there” fr

    • @3katd
      @3katd 3 года назад

      I do that a lot if i fall everyone does

  • @icareok5281
    @icareok5281 2 года назад +25

    Why isn't singing in the list 😭 bro sometimes I also don't want to get out because it feels like a freezer 😭

  • @suyashsrivastava3671
    @suyashsrivastava3671 3 года назад +37

    Having existential crisis in shower , yeah I can relate 😂

    • @AirCatcher
      @AirCatcher 3 года назад +1

      Had me laughing when i saw it because i do sometimes

    • @Raf1507
      @Raf1507 3 года назад

      Same

  • @monstergav-jq1tp
    @monstergav-jq1tp 3 года назад +417

    I sit down in the shower because it's like being nice and warm while sitting down in water. It's just comfy to me

    • @Vro_xppy
      @Vro_xppy 3 года назад +3

      just bath then.

    • @Paity312
      @Paity312 3 года назад +12

      What I do is block the drain , turn on the shower, and it's just so much better then a bath

    • @Ardioz_
      @Ardioz_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Paity312 same for me, I sometimes almost fall asleep doing that lmao

    • @giocreatesfn9133
      @giocreatesfn9133 3 года назад +2

      @@Vro_xppy the bathroom is prob to small for a bathtub

    • @viktorwardig3449
      @viktorwardig3449 3 года назад +7

      Are you depressed? Just asking

  • @Emmpss
    @Emmpss 3 года назад +162

    Me after finding out 1 in 30 people shit in the shower: He's in this every room. It you be you, it could be me, it could even be-

  • @laurelisspeaking
    @laurelisspeaking 2 года назад +14

    I’m surprised that singing in the shower wasn’t on that list that would be def my number one

  • @oculusarmy8873
    @oculusarmy8873 3 года назад +97

    Shitting in the shower for people is literally the most mentally painful experience because you don’t want to poop yet and your trying to hold it in as best you can.

    • @TheToastedLemon_
      @TheToastedLemon_ 3 года назад +31

      If you can't tell that you have to take a shit before a shower or even hold it in whilst taking a shower, you might want to consider a doctor or fixing yourself a healthy diet.

    • @colesclips7454
      @colesclips7454 3 года назад +1

      @@TheToastedLemon_ sometimes you don't know you gotta shit, sometimes you fart and little turd falls out. Sometimes especially if you had gullbladder removed you get a 3 second warning if you lucky literally a feeling of being hit in the guy then all he'll breaks loose

    • @loumcq1950
      @loumcq1950 3 года назад +3

      just get out and shit ??

    • @TheToastedLemon_
      @TheToastedLemon_ 3 года назад +3

      @@loumcq1950 it's better than fucking up your pipes

    • @CK-nr3mr
      @CK-nr3mr 3 года назад +4

      I don’t understand. Can you not just leave the shower and take a shit on the toilet?

  • @Oorlich95
    @Oorlich95 3 года назад +497

    Truckers are horrible for this. Grew up in a trucking household and heard horror stories, fast forward 20 years and one of my best friends worked for a truck stop. You don't wanna know what he regularly had to clean out of the shower stalls. I'll give you a hint, they try and push it down the drain.

  • @dignityworks_animates5775
    @dignityworks_animates5775 3 года назад +79

    Having an existential crisis is not only done in the shower, it’s my whole fricking schedule.

    • @edvinnyborg001
      @edvinnyborg001 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @paconda
      @paconda 3 года назад

      It's only when I even get time to think

  • @Princesscupcakequeen3
    @Princesscupcakequeen3 2 года назад +11

    Ya’ll sitting down in the shower is underrated… and at the last part of your shower putting the water to cold for the last few seconds is just the best feeling.

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 3 года назад +83

    I do most of these but I can comfortably say I don't poop in the shower.

    • @kelp1116
      @kelp1116 3 года назад

      I have done it once

    • @thekingofspeed8960
      @thekingofspeed8960 3 года назад +1

      @@Star-ue6qn The shower is legit right next to the toilet 😂

    • @obamacare9470
      @obamacare9470 3 года назад +1

      @@Star-ue6qn nigga you couldn't walk 5 steps to your toilet? 🤣

    • @ninjacatfilms2046
      @ninjacatfilms2046 3 года назад

      @@thekingofspeed8960 yes, the floor is made out of floor

    • @thekingofspeed8960
      @thekingofspeed8960 3 года назад

      @@ninjacatfilms2046 No idea how I didn't see that. Thanks

  • @sami_irl
    @sami_irl 3 года назад +88

    "Then i snap out of it and realize you should be shampooing my hair"
    I like where this is going

  • @splatmeme9732
    @splatmeme9732 3 года назад +97

    Pewdiepie needs to see this now

    • @Sambucha
      @Sambucha  3 года назад +36

      does he poop in the shower?!

    • @Idk-zw7hs
      @Idk-zw7hs 3 года назад +8

      @@Sambucha ammmmmm he did once lol

    • @NB27540
      @NB27540 3 года назад +4

      @@Sambucha if yes put me in that shower😘

    • @stevismc1813
      @stevismc1813 3 года назад +1

      I did poo in shower in hotel I stomped it down the drain though

    • @adxpt_
      @adxpt_ 3 года назад +21

      @@NB27540 what the hell is wrong with you lmao

  • @ninomiqiani5904
    @ninomiqiani5904 2 года назад +1

    "hold on to the water when slipping"
    me: say what now

  • @OneMadCat
    @OneMadCat 3 года назад +78

    "Just standing there" and "having an existential crisis" actually made me laugh, even tho i get the crisis one myself from time to time

  • @kierannelson451
    @kierannelson451 3 года назад +129

    "1 in 7 leave conditioner in while washing their body because it magically makes their hair softer" it's not magic it's following the damn instructions and leaving it in for a couple minutes

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 2 года назад

      IKR ITS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. Its not a myth it makes your hair softer, fuckin dum

    • @GachaCone
      @GachaCone 2 года назад

      Yea I do that

  • @0twja58
    @0twja58 3 года назад +115

    For me I play out imaginary scenarios in my head to make me fell bad like "what if my friends leave me forever? And when I dial the telephone no body's home" or the more intense "what if i die alone?"

    • @leviachan9502
      @leviachan9502 3 года назад +3

      Same bro 💀

    • @geckomangamin5316
      @geckomangamin5316 3 года назад +3

      Nice profile picture. Nova lookin fine.

    • @好吧-h6k
      @好吧-h6k 3 года назад +2

      the most intense one is dialing telephone and nobody’s home, I don’t really care if I die alone or not

    • @cinder_x3
      @cinder_x3 3 года назад +5

      Me in my fake scenarios chilling with fictional characters: bro-

    • @flatvoicegaming
      @flatvoicegaming 3 года назад +2

      Tbh i just imagine how i would kill people, win arguments or fight people

  • @MrMeatyMeat61
    @MrMeatyMeat61 Год назад +1

    His reaction the poop one is absolutely priceless

  • @Fedo28
    @Fedo28 3 года назад +39

    Okay can we talk about how only 1 6 people just stand in the shower doing nothing
    I thought everyone does that 🤨

  • @griffinator9993
    @griffinator9993 3 года назад +31

    Bruh when I’m in the shower I am literally
    THE GOD OF WATER

  • @Setsu1606
    @Setsu1606 3 года назад +70

    “Magic water power”
    That’s me right there! Been doing it since I was a kid and never stopped smh

  • @Extraflames1
    @Extraflames1 2 года назад +19

    "letting one out wait IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT MEANS? *oh its for a fart* " 💀💀💀

  • @blehhhhhh
    @blehhhhhh 3 года назад +17

    ok but why is the "just standing there" one so accurate

  • @birajgaming737
    @birajgaming737 3 года назад +49

    So no one's gonna talk about there is no singing over here

  • @thedoublejg9300
    @thedoublejg9300 3 года назад +64

    Just standing there
    Patrick in the distance : he's just standing there *menacingly*

  • @aidenelliott6107
    @aidenelliott6107 2 года назад +3

    I've never heard him be so high energy he's always just kind of just sitting there

  • @dagger.v
    @dagger.v 3 года назад +452

    "Maybe I don't wanna see what's at the top."
    Me: It's gonna be shower s*x, definitely. Or at least in top 3. It has to be 'cause from what I've heard, people do it all the time.
    ***Sees the entire list and "peeing" as top 1***
    No wonder why my father called me a disgrace!

    • @3katd
      @3katd 3 года назад +9

      Everyone pees in the shower heck i’m only 10 and its common sense

    • @user-lehsun-le-garib
      @user-lehsun-le-garib 3 года назад +7

      @@3katd Oh wow
      Intelligent Baby

    • @3katd
      @3katd 3 года назад +3

      @@user-lehsun-le-garib lmao idk why that was funny

    • @julianfalken8861
      @julianfalken8861 2 года назад +6

      With your anime profile pic, i dont blame him

    • @Tsuki-Sii
      @Tsuki-Sii 2 года назад +1

      @@julianfalken8861 painnnn...

  • @connorh2215
    @connorh2215 3 года назад +274

    I get really creative when I get in the shower for some reason, I’ll think up some random thing and make some complicated story about it. The last one was of a general leading an army of an empire that was collapsing and he had to try to save it while up against overwhelming odds

    • @Destroy-xk8pp
      @Destroy-xk8pp 3 года назад +1

      I see you’re a fan of Jeff

    • @travisscottburber5719
      @travisscottburber5719 3 года назад +12

      Damn, you should write a book

    • @IceyRats
      @IceyRats 3 года назад +1

      lol i do the same thing

    • @Ale-hu8yo
      @Ale-hu8yo 3 года назад

      Damm me too. I play off the craziest stories in my head while listening to a bit of music just standing there for about an hour.

    • @jotarokujo9587
      @jotarokujo9587 3 года назад +7

      Scientific studies have confirmed that showers increase creativity, via some sorta brain wave being activated. Idk what it was exactly, but I’m sure I read it somewhere and heard it elsewhere

  • @m.1sha
    @m.1sha 3 года назад +44

    He's always got jojo songs in the background, mad respect 😎

  • @lisaangelucci7447
    @lisaangelucci7447 3 месяца назад

    The fact that 1 in 2.2 people have an existential crisis in the shower is crazy😂

  • @iikez6617
    @iikez6617 3 года назад +120

    "Washcloths and towels should be washed after use to prevent bacterial growth *according to buzzfeed* "
    Once I read that the credibility of this video went rock bottom

    • @user-ni7ui1nk8p
      @user-ni7ui1nk8p 3 года назад +16

      Reptilian conspiracy theorists are more reliable than buzzfeed lol

    • @iikez6617
      @iikez6617 3 года назад +7

      @@user-ni7ui1nk8p facts lmao

    • @carbonatedpiss8452
      @carbonatedpiss8452 3 года назад +3

      Buzzfeed is right though

  • @theanonymouspancake9260
    @theanonymouspancake9260 3 года назад +67

    The water gun seems sick, I have never thought of shooting shampoo bottles with mouth propelled water, imma do that rn.

    • @un_civilized
      @un_civilized 3 года назад +6

      Try shooting water out of your hand. It's much harder to do in the shower than in a pool or bath

    • @kkoraaa
      @kkoraaa 3 года назад

      I throw wet toilet paper pretending im in an intense battle against the red m&m with a rolex

    • @kkoraaa
      @kkoraaa 3 года назад

      @Yugen Boxed. What

  • @johnbatista1009
    @johnbatista1009 3 года назад +28

    His reaction to everything im has me dying “what is going on with hygiene” that had me screaming lol 😂

  • @Movt_S
    @Movt_S 11 месяцев назад +1

    The video: 😧😯
    The jojo music:🔥🔥🎧🗣️

  • @3ratsinacage
    @3ratsinacage 3 года назад +58

    When I shower I prepare a 3 song playlist in my head before hand, singing should be way higher on the list. But who am I kidding I’ve know these videos are bull shit when they tried to tell me crows aren’t smart

    • @zappmusic
      @zappmusic 3 года назад

      Singing isnt even on the list lol
      ~ 1 in every 1.66 people sing in the shower (~60%)

  • @crescent-863
    @crescent-863 3 года назад +26

    Whenever I'm in a shower I pretend to grow long hair like ssj3 goku did because that was the coolest thing I have ever seen then.

  • @RoseyCakess
    @RoseyCakess 3 года назад +13

    What I do:
    Sing, think about My OC in an epic battle, pretending I'm a shark, shave, brush teeth

    • @TheToastedLemon_
      @TheToastedLemon_ 3 года назад

      I'll put on my playlist and imagine a cool sick ass animation for it.

    • @RoseyCakess
      @RoseyCakess 3 года назад +1

      @@TheToastedLemon_ awwww yeahhh

  • @roradotcom
    @roradotcom 2 года назад +21

    I- I’m glad what I was thinking is not on here-

    • @SciDarkReal
      @SciDarkReal 2 года назад +1

      I was ready to see that in the top 5

    • @roradotcom
      @roradotcom 2 года назад +1

      *dirty mind*

    • @kenanhacili44
      @kenanhacili44 2 года назад

      wait, is that the ..... oh

    • @pondwater2117
      @pondwater2117 2 года назад +1

      @@roradotcom it is there it’s called letting one out

    • @roradotcom
      @roradotcom 2 года назад

      @@pondwater2117 no…

  • @jakethemoss240
    @jakethemoss240 3 года назад +23

    The “struggling to get out” is so true

    • @bleach8776
      @bleach8776 3 года назад

      Exactly I feel personally attacked

  • @mateoanimations3263
    @mateoanimations3263 3 года назад +47

    “I don’t rlly wanna see what’s at the top of this li- ONE IN 3 0 PEOPLE POOP IN THE SHOWER!?!”

  • @adak
    @adak 2 года назад +61

    I did some crazy nasty stuff in my life but I've never even thought of shitting in the shower. It disgusts me, please don't do it guys.

    • @saltysweetteeth2202
      @saltysweetteeth2202 2 года назад +1

      Apparently 1 in 30 people do it tho...

    • @AliAli-qz1kb
      @AliAli-qz1kb 2 года назад +7

      There's toilet in bathroom THEY DONT HAVE TO POOP ON THE GROUND

    • @emmacatalia1259
      @emmacatalia1259 2 года назад +1

      I don't even understand how that's possible 😭 it so gross....

    • @cxffaye
      @cxffaye 2 года назад

      The only time I did that was when I was 3. It was an accident

    • @kayleigh3648
      @kayleigh3648 2 года назад

      @@AliAli-qz1kb That’s what irritates me about shower-poopers! Every shower has a toilet nearby (usually less than 3feet) so there’s NO EXCUSE to be doing that!!! I think it’s more work to have to push the log down the drain than to just turn the water off and take a few steps to the toilet 🤷‍♀️. I have no idea why some ppl think it’s a good idea, it literally makes no sense

  • @mintykatt
    @mintykatt 2 года назад +1

    🎵SinGiNg iN tHe sHoWeR🎵

  • @viabat
    @viabat 3 года назад +10

    I thought some of them would be
    Singing in the shower
    Winning imaginary arguements
    Meeting a Karen
    Thinking about old mistakes

  • @nargisakhter6891
    @nargisakhter6891 3 года назад +12

    Who here always plays out scenarios in their head while bathing like me?

  • @EurydiceProject
    @EurydiceProject 3 года назад +13

    Pooping in the shower could also be cleaning an accident. Typically babies and elderly that are dependent can have fecal accidents that result in showering as the remedy.

  • @TuanVu-gd7vx
    @TuanVu-gd7vx 2 года назад +1

    My daddy forced me to brush my teeth so I brush my teeth in the shower

  • @Tns.blu_
    @Tns.blu_ 3 года назад +27

    I low key thought singing and preforming a whole concert with a hair brush as a microphone was gonna be the first

  • @kytnCars
    @kytnCars 3 года назад +12

    They forgot the most common one of all time that everybody does
    1 in 1 PEOPLE
    Showering

  • @Sam_995
    @Sam_995 3 года назад +15

    I am disgusted that so many people poop in the shower and don’t use soap

    • @repley6149
      @repley6149 3 года назад +1

      Bruh how do u poop in the shower?! How?!

    • @Skylite420
      @Skylite420 3 года назад

      Most people use soap for hands and face, and body wash for the body

    • @Soap.--
      @Soap.-- 3 года назад

      I think its like people do it accidentally as a kid

    • @afifexp
      @afifexp 3 года назад

      idk bout the others but i sometimes sit on the toilet pooping while the shower head is facing me, feels very refreshing for some reason

    • @greensnake7483
      @greensnake7483 3 года назад

      @@afifexp 😐

  • @ItzzDeonis
    @ItzzDeonis 2 года назад +1

    I wash my hair first and I use soap and I usually shower at night

  • @itashious
    @itashious 3 года назад +32

    I can confirm yes only 1/4 of people use soap. Most of the time
    It’s cause some people don’t produce massive odor or collect a lot
    Of dirt so a simple rinse does the job but for 1/4 of those people that don’t really ought to use soap cause they produce the worse orders that just cake on. My best friend is one of those people and I have to constantly tell him he needs to use hygiene products caus he stinks. And then he complains constantly about not being able to find a girlfriend. Go figure

    • @strawberryfields6917
      @strawberryfields6917 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 3 года назад +3

      Is your friend fat? I imagine he’s fat.

    • @paulisnatis
      @paulisnatis 3 года назад +3

      @@iggystardust9236 only fat people smell now? Brain dead take

    • @paulisnatis
      @paulisnatis 3 года назад

      Well 3/4 use body wash but 1% don't use anything at all which probably where your friend falls

    • @Dani-ir3kk
      @Dani-ir3kk 3 года назад

      Yeah, I don't use any of that, I just don't stink, weird to imagine

  • @hollyjoestar8782
    @hollyjoestar8782 3 года назад +5

    Gotta love "Stand Proud" 😌

  • @joseparedes556
    @joseparedes556 3 года назад +5

    So who stands in the shower like a statue for 16 minutes

    • @LowkeyGracee
      @LowkeyGracee 3 года назад

      Me •_• then It hits me I WAS JUST STANDING THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STARRING AT THE WALL

  • @kikithecucumberava3663
    @kikithecucumberava3663 2 года назад +1

    “Sopas “

  • @MrVavo007
    @MrVavo007 3 года назад +20

    Question to the people who poop in the shower: What do you do with the poop? It can’t simply go down the drain because it’s too small for poop. Do you grab it and put it inside the toilet? Or do you break it down till it’s small enough to be able to go down the drain?

  • @user-gu5lu9zr2e
    @user-gu5lu9zr2e 3 года назад +6

    “Play out scenarios in your head”

  • @kaizwho
    @kaizwho 3 года назад +6

    The fact that peeing in the shower is more common than using shampoo or body wash
    I'm dead 💀

    • @fireboogaloo6871
      @fireboogaloo6871 3 года назад +2

      If you stand while peeing it's actually more hygienic to pee in the shower than in a urinal/toilet (especially if you're a guy).
      With that being said don't actively seek out the shower when you need to piss lol.

    • @laurabaykova4148
      @laurabaykova4148 3 года назад

      Yeah, we humans actually pee more inn the shower than showering in the shower

    • @tikket10
      @tikket10 3 года назад

      @@laurabaykova4148 i never do that

  • @b_eveee
    @b_eveee 11 месяцев назад +1

    I listen to music in the shower 🎧

  • @avp9803
    @avp9803 3 года назад +13

    Literally just got out of the shower and found this

    • @51921
      @51921 2 года назад

      There listening

  • @Alexander-il9yx
    @Alexander-il9yx 3 года назад +4

    "1 in 30 people poop in the shower" that was the best reaction you have ever made.

  • @rebekahbell4298
    @rebekahbell4298 3 года назад +10

    Technically few body cleansers are considered “soap” so that’s why the number is so low

    • @gw7911
      @gw7911 3 года назад +3

      Oh so when they say soap they mean dish detergent.

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 3 года назад

      @@gw7911 😆

  • @IBF69420
    @IBF69420 Год назад +1

    Singing should be here but also yes just doing the business real good and enjyoing the vibed in it good

  • @Bx_Ic
    @Bx_Ic 3 года назад +6

    Nobody:
    Me: **just stands in the shower for 10 minutes straight enjoying the water and not wanting to get out**

  • @dfassafdfdsafdsa
    @dfassafdfdsafdsa 3 года назад +11

    WAIT HOLD WE COULD’VE BEEN FILLING OUR MOUTHS WITH WATER AND SHOOTING DOWN SAMPOO BOTTLES THIS WHOLE TIME LIKE WHAT?????? WHY AM I MAKING THIS ADVANCEMENT ONLY NOW?

  • @4kingkong4
    @4kingkong4 2 года назад +6

    His reaction when it showed that 1/30 poop in the shower 😂😂😂

    • @glennquagmire34
      @glennquagmire34 2 года назад

      bro i almost choked on the water i was drinking when he had that reaction, had me fuckin dead!!!

  • @Hungergamesontop
    @Hungergamesontop 2 года назад +1

    I do a lot of these but the one I do most 1 in 2.3 people shower at night. I shower at night every day

  • @Will-lh4lh
    @Will-lh4lh 3 года назад +28

    There's one thing that list missed that concerns a whole lot of us boys ... 😏
    I'd say 1 out of 2 do it. Come on guys no need to hide it

    • @peacemaker2427
      @peacemaker2427 3 года назад +19

      I'm surprised its not on the list

    • @linux_b1969
      @linux_b1969 3 года назад +5

      Wasn't "letting one out" on the list? I mean, farting came afterwards, didn't it?

    • @ChristopherWaddelow
      @ChristopherWaddelow 3 года назад +1

      I certainly don't, but it would be interesting to see statistics on it.

    • @monsesh1316
      @monsesh1316 3 года назад +1

      @Adventures Of Complete Nonsense Farting is listed after that tho.

    • @Ergoperidot
      @Ergoperidot 3 года назад +6

      And there’s a reason girls talk about shower heads

  • @quit9022
    @quit9022 3 года назад +18

    Ok imagine this: "hi honey im wet in the shower"
    "Ok i wish i could escape but im in your imagination."
    roasted, even your brain hates you.

    • @xxsunflxwerxx1107
      @xxsunflxwerxx1107 3 года назад +1

      Damn- well for some reason I find it creepy showering with someone else like my mom was watching me shower because she was trying to see if I shower correctly and I was so uncomfortable- but I imagine scenarios most of the time with fictional characters I know from games

  • @jacobwilson9099
    @jacobwilson9099 3 года назад +10

    Imagine not sitting down and just screaming as loud as possible in your empty house

  • @aweairdchesecakenonchalats6204
    @aweairdchesecakenonchalats6204 2 года назад +1

    the pooping one though 💀😂

  • @cardu_
    @cardu_ 3 года назад +4

    who’s going around houses collecting this data?