Mystery Flesh Pit National Park
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“So Jimmy where did you go for spring break?”
“I went to see the m e l t e d c l o w n
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*"N I C E ."*
This comment made me audibly wheeze
Welcome to my club of screenshotted funnt comments. It’s very exclusive, you should be proud to get in here.
@@JDT-LoadsamoneyWe should kiss.
@@quinlanreed7162 bros tryna get a free pass 💀
"98.6 degrees, and 100% humidity."
Ah, Florida.
I love how know one realizes that the humidity percentage is how much of the air is water so this means it’s underwater. But yeah, I work in a warehouse in Georgia and I wholeheartedly agree
Update: thanks to everyone who has helped learn what humidity actually is because I was misinformed in school.
@@robo-joe6111 Humity is how much water the air can hold, so 100% humidity means that the air cannot hold anymore water.
I hate super hot days but when the humidity is high i can BARELY STAND to be outside lol. Its so muggy and im not even in Florida
Thats just fucking swimming at that point
That's what it's like in Ireland at the min and everyone is slowly suffocating 😅
>comes to Earth
>takes a nap
>wakes up only to realize that a bunch of weird, microscopic monkeys have built a national park inside your mouth
>park collapses
>vomits
>goes back to sleep
>no further elaboration
Not only all of that, but they pumped it full of drugs to get it to go back to sleep, it coughed, puked, moved its arm so it wasn't lying on it and fell back asleep high off its gourd.
So a good lazy sunday morning.
@@rowanjones5562we should all be so lucky
Humans are not Monkeys and this creature is not an extraterrestrial.
@SurvivorPrepper1776 True... Humans are much less smart than monkeys.
Monkeys wouldn't be dumb enough to build a theme park in a giant monster's guts, do I really need to provide any more evidence than that?
The creepiest part of this is how children are naturally frightened of going into the pit and how the corporation had to put so much effort into making seem OK.
Reminds me of the auto industry
@@6Six6Six6Bruhthat’s actually a great observation, +5 ration units
@@6Six6Six6BruhI guess it didn’t work on me ;-;
Eh not that scary, sounds pretty normal
@@Sing_A_Rebel_Song sorry what about mfp national park is normal?
“Dad how did you meet mom?”
“Well son I met her in the flesh pit thermal springs”
Imagine knowing someone in your family or friends circle who went to an orgy at the mystery flesh pit…imagine your SO cheated on you by diving in the pit! Smh
I wanna go below the yellow line
@@Wired_User if your SO cheated on you in the springs, then they are not your SO anymore. With family you could gain new family “members”, your friends can get new spouses. The amniotic fluid is not only an aphrodisiac, it is also a very powerful tool to bond people after the “action”. If only it isn’t highly addictive and gives people withdrawal, it would be the next big thing in finding life partner
"Saved her from the wildlife that day, that night how we conceived you in the fondue"
You did what to moms what?!
"humans aren't stupid enough to visit a place where the bodies of dead people are used as trail markers!"
Mount Everest: Yeah, you see, about that....
rip green boots
@@nymphaeacea the CCP mysteriously removing green boots and his brother from everest is one of the few good things they've done.
F In the replies for George Mallory
@@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368 F
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The 70s and 80s were wild times. You never hear about a person from the 1950s or 1990s digging up a giant Lovecraftian horror to turn into a themepark.
What about the 60s?
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcwe dont talk about the 60s
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcthe what?
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arc operation monarch
True that
Imagine you're taking a nap and suddenly you cough after what you think is accidentally inhaling some spit, and then realize you can't close your mouth and then suddenly you puke. All this while you're still groggy af because you were just sleeping.
Honestly, it would be easy for me to assume I was dreaming, shift my position a little, and go back to sleep.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes After throwing up?
@@SemicolonExpected not a lot else to do at that point; the worst is over, nothing to do for it except sleep it off
And drugged, don’t forget drugged
And are pumped full of hard drugs by some weird new bacteria…
But the audiobook is so good, you immediately fall back asleep.
horrific flesh pit: "i sleep"
13 dollar bottle of water: "real shit?"
Real shit.
@@buggi_zak 15 dolla 0.5 liter wata battal
That's probably the most realistic part out of all of this
That's bullshit, water bottles are usually 17 dollars
Better be some high grade water, from the fuckin abomination or someshit, 13 dollars for a half litre is a scam and is infinitely worse than anything in the creature
"Hey guys we found a giant lovecraftian monster that we have no hope of ever comprehending or understanding."
"Okay but how do we market it?"
Honestly malevolent corporate bullshit is the perfect thing to add onto Lovecraftian horror
✨Capitalism✨
@@masqueraderedacted5826 the Soviets would have done a similar thing lmao, they would have used it for scientific propaganda or to scare US Christians somehow
@@msobota4080 I wouldn't be surprised, but technically the Soviet Union wasn't actually communist. Communism has never been implemented in any country.
@@msobota4080 capitalism bad
watching this 2 years later and the horror of 13$ for a water bottle didnt even faze me...
Yea man
I think we timetravelers are immune to that
Yeah…
Lmfao this is too real!
The 38 people returning to the Pit is a lot more tragic than sinister actually. According to Trevor's QnA from November 2021 they were just survivors who rushed back to desperately search for loved ones and friends who were still trapped (and likely already dead) in the Pit.
That's something I like about the disaster. Ultimately the monster didn't really do anything wrong or malicious. The 2007 tragedy was all our own fault. It choked on water pouring into its lungs because our equipment failed, then got sick and threw up because we filled it drugs to make it stop coughing. None of which would've happened if park management hadn't extended operating hours.
All those people died because of human error, not the Lovecraftian horror beneath the Earth.
It was just a creature that no one would know about if humans didnt decide to mess with it. Even the monsters inside it were pretty much just protecting their host.
One thing I'm still curious about is, was nobody who attended the Fourth of July celebrations offered, just, their money back? Cuz it seems like a lot of this could've been avoided if the company just gave refunds and coupons like candy on Halloween.
exactly. What's really annoying to me is everyone acts like this is lovecraftian horror or example of human arrogance, but it's really not. The entire point of lovecraftian horror is that there are things beyond our comprehension that we can't even hope to do anything about, so greater than us that they're not even subject to the same limitations of existance as us. But this? No, we won. Our technology let us successfully meet and overcome the new environment, and we did it so well that an entire economy was spun up in it's organs. If I have a hotel operating inside of your nuts, you aren't the one in charge here.
Is it any more dangerous than early coal mines? Is it any more dangerous than going to space? Is it any more dangerous than going to the top of a mountain? Is it any more dangerous than getting in a giant metal tube and hoping to magically levitate to your destination by just running *_reaaaallllly_* fast and then hoping air pushes you up on it's own? What about getting in a giant metal tube and hoping to float your way across a body of water so large that we've still not been able to map even a fraction of it - so large that if you don't bring your own water, you'd die of dehydration before reaching the other side? (even faster if you try to drink it because it's entirely made of water that makes you more thirsty.)
This wasn't a tragedy because of the dragon, it was a tragedy because of a perfect storm, arguably not even human error. The miners weren't necessarily in the wrong for taking on a bit of overtime, the resort wasn't necessarily in the wrong for letting people stay a bit longer than they would normally, etc. It was just a perfect storm of people making independently reasonable decisions, that none the less had disasterous consequences when put in just the wrong circumstances. If any one thing had been different there wouldn't have been any issues. If it hadn't been July 4th? No issues. If there hadn't of been a storm? No issues. If the miners were already off for the holiday? No issues. If the relay didn't fail? No issues. If the pump didn't fail? No issues. If communications had been better? No issues.
It's arguably an example of human stupidity, but not arrogance or, necessarily, lovecraftian horror. If it woke up before we found it? Yeah, I could see an argument for lovecraftian horror, but we already got inside of it before it so much as rolled over. It's hard to be horrified of something when you're holding the detonator to a bomb in it's lungs. I mean, the thing's organs are about as big as human megastructures, which also means that they're small enough to be utterly devastated by nuclear devices. Whatever skin the thing may or may not have would probably be resillient to warheads, but I doubt it has nuke-proof guts if a few metal stints can hold open it's muscles and it has a noticable immune reaction to human attempts to drug it.
This makes alot more sense than why I thought the people were crawling back to the pit
Imagine oversleeping a couple hours and realizing a group of bacteria have turned your body into a tourist attraction
I would obliterate their civilization leaving nothing behind
The fucking flu in a nutshell. Sleep one night with a sore throat and a bit o congestion, next morning I want to die.
Exactly
@@failtronic2646 hmm, so humans are a virus... yep, checks out, spend enough time on tiktok and you come to that conclusion
I wonder what my microbes' favorite brand of food is.
It's like Osmosis Jones and the flesh pit is Bill Murray
Imagine getting a letter that said “it bleeds. God, how it bleeds”
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
If I got a letter that read that I'd be like "put that shit the fuck back and never think about it again."
if it was real in today’s time, the military would probably want to weaponize it or turn it into a government base. MERICA 🤪✊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@ariaBOO unfunny trans person
Much like deadly incidents in real life, the flesh pit catastrophe was the culmination of many smaller failures and poor decisions snowballing into a disaster greater than the sum of its parts. It all lends a vital touch of believability to an otherwise fantastical event.
MFP has excellent immersion and world building in general, and the creator deserves so much props for that.
The incident report really has the feeling of nuclear/industrial accident report.
The only thing missing is the time getting more and more specific as the accident begins, it usually looks like:
"On x day, this system was shut down for maintenance, and left out of service"
"8 pm a shift change happened"
"10:25 pm power failed"
"10:27:35 vibration begins"
"10:27:42 the sound of supports failing is heard"
"10:27:55 the structure collapses"
Fr! During the report of the catastrophe, I was thinking about Chernobyl the whole time. Truly an example of humanity's mistakes
Yup. When you look into actual cases like this irl (minus the flesh pit) you realize that it was something that was gonna happen sooner or later because people ignored the early signs
this is why the whole "testament to human arrogance" angle really doesn't make sense to me. What happened in the pit is no different than something like the the Hindenberg, plane crashes, any number of coal-mine explosions, etc.
If a single catastrophe is evidence that the entire thing is an intrinsically dangerous activity and humans are stepping too far in their arrogance, rendered blind to god's warnings that we should stop by our own greed and stupidity, then you're free to think that... but personally? Well personally I'd call that an example of Titanically flawed reasoning; hardly unsinkable logic in even the best case scenario. I mean, you can cruise along living your life however you want, whatever floats your boat and all that, but it's a perspective which really only scrapes the top of the iceberg, I mean it's so deeply flawed I'd argue only maybe a sixth of it would be recoverable. The rest though is just flooded with fallacies and logical leaps that make it feel closer to half of an argument that got 15 steps in before calling it quits.
Have I made my point yet? *_People go on cruises all of the fucking time, the Titanic sinking doesn't mean it's a fundamentally dangerous activity that man should know not to broach._* The disaster of the pit is really no different to any other disaster in any other endeavour throughout human history and saying that every disaster is emblematic of human arrogance is as stupid as it is prevalent. Nuclear power for instance is quite literally as-safe or even safer than solar (I'd argue safer by a wide margin due to the additional indirect casualties associated with such widespread reliance on intermittent power sources.) yet people still think it's super dangerous because of things like Chernobyl, Fukushima or, always the funniest, 3 Mile Island. Only 1 of which was a significant disaster, with one of the others killing more people in the evacuation than the disaster itself ever would have, and the final of which neither killing nor injuring anybody. (well, unless we count deaths as a result of stress-related illnesses induced of all of the unnecessary paperwork and red tape all future nuclear projects had/have to deal with)
42:02 yo the "petting zoo with the declawed lobsters" is a fuckin crazy sentence bro
What if we kissed in the giant eldritch abomination?
well the fact you said there is a roblox game about it 1 hour later means that you finna get banned
Teehee
@@capybara5879 how does that make sense at all
@@cawsomeaolin because yes
@@capybara5879 ok
Imagine being the creature and finding out that humans built a dance club inside of you
I’m sure Adventure Time had an episode about that
@@CannonZeroKiryu they did
Maybe thats what ibs is for humans, party parasites
Not even just that. They built FREAKING sex chambers inside it. I would be absolutely outraged
When you're casually sleeping and furless monkeys start building things inside you
About halfway through reading his page on it, I decided I felt worse for the Pit than the people who went in there. Even if the individual tunneling was relatively tiny, imagine all of these basically parasites digging bits out of you, putting stuff in you and even doing the deed inside you. Not fun
Yeah, its basically like we’re Mono to this creature; we gave it pneumonia (the rain going into the lungs), made it cough, gave it a sore throat (visitor center is the ‘frog in the throat’ and the poles, as well as mining being general pain), and even made the thing puke
I hate to tell you this, but there are probably teeny tiny little organisms doing the deed on/in you while you read this...
I think it’s interesting because that IS what’s happens inside of us. I believe most if not all microorganisms inside of us reproduce asexually but they still do that. We have bacteria eating our teeth every day and bacteria inside of our body digging around as they do. They were simply advanced capitalist bacteria that gave the guy a cold
@@MrKarma-dp8ud
:(
Poor baby
bro, just snoozing. He doesn't care 😂
I think the vibe of “big smart words” really pulls it together because almost all of those words just so happen to be used in biology and geology, and the mesh together is kinda weird with the vibe that “this is entirely possible”.
Trevor did a good job at making the geobiology sound REALLY REALLY REAL
To be fair, if people built an entire giant shopping mall inside me, filmed freaking...adult funtimes films inside of me and sold them in the gift shop of said mall, AND named parts of my anatomy things like "God's Mistake"...I'd be kinda pissed off too!
I’d love that
You have to agree that naming something "God's Mistake" is an incredibly ominous and -imponent- imposing name (?
@@floreroafloreril1458 unless it's the pelvic area
I'd think it's pretty funny ngl
To be honest they were also mining into it that might have had something to do with it to.
Imagine lying down for a nap, and then you get a really bad stomach ache. And you wake up, and ants have just made little tiny mounds all over your back and are actively crawling in your mouth and down your throat. I have leveled up and unlocked:
*A new Nightmare*
Ants are too big. I'd say single-celled bacteria is more accurate.
*Imagine a green ooze of bacteria pouring into your mouth*
Yay I can choke and cause a mass ant tragedy
Yeah, that creature was the real victim
I hate you for this
This also works as a horror story for giant flesh pits, as they have to worry about their body being used commercially as a tourist attraction and hundreds of people every day exploring through their insides, taking parts of them as souvenirs and to use for themselves, and ultimately having no control over what these hoards of people do inside of them and how they treat the various parts of them that are keeping them alive
I would love an HBO mini-series that was like a faux documentary/expose of the history of the Mystery Flesh Pit encompassing the whole story so far.
Fun fact: mastication means chewing. Chewing. Those poor bastards were caught between some sort of teeth down there.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Oh fuck! That makes it SO MUCH WORSE
timestamp??
@@bonnerin0 1:01:43 "Radio contact established with ranger vehicle trapped within 'Oyster's Shame'. Due to ventricle closure, no feasible rescue strategy can be developed before complete mastication occurs."
@@JohnJohnson-jr6hp it's a crop like in birbs/lizards most likely. A chamber before the true stomach, filled with rocks to mash food up instead of teeth.
That price gouged water becomes even more egregious when you find that, in one of the poster, there's a note that warns guests to drink more water as the pit is "known to leech water from guests".
There’s another notice where they tell you not to bring outside food and water. It figures they force you to throw away your water as you enter the park gates just like any other park that will require you to walk long distances. People are going to be forced to buy inflated waters. *sigh*
Atleast there's all this cheap, healthy, Coke Heartthrob!
Or the fact thats scientifically impossible if theres no contact with the skin haha.Just a marketing scam
@@trevors.5922 hey, buddy, its also scientifically impossible to have a giant flesh pit in the ground. Scientific impossibility kinda went out the window
Well, if they are walking in the flesh, they kinda have some sort of contact with it, so it's possible right?
My daughter was watching this when I got home from work. She was in the middle somewhere, right before things go...bad. LOL I thought it was a real place, and asked her if she wanted to go. She looked right at me and said NO. I was taken aback, but, you know, whatever, she's a teenager. Then, I started to pay attention. O M G WTF So, I had to watch from the beginning on my own. What a ride. LOL
Ok but imagine how jarring that must’ve been for your poor kid; they’re just trying to watch a horror video, safe in the knowledge that none of this can hurt them, then their parent shows up and as Sunny as can be, asks if you want to go into the flesh pit.
Don't you want to see where you were conceived, dear?
based parent
The fact that the Caddo people's story of sacred medicine water is a legitimate story told by the Caddo people and the creator of the flesh pit ARG wasn't necessarily even referencing it when he first came out on the subreddit is some of the best pieces of storytelling that i've seen in a while
Not to go off topic, but this is why within their universe, the SCP foundation are absolutely necessary, because without them, every single anomaly would be turned into a theme park.
i wonder how an scp-173 or scp-096 theme park would be lmao
Scp 3001 hiking trail
@@otomatonesattheendoftime2396 I think diving would be more accurate.
“And here is scp 173! Make sure not to look away! WHY DID YOU LOOK AWAY TIMMY OH FU-“
@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 SCP 173 being used as a jungle gym at a playground 😭 "don't go too far Juan! and remember... don't close your eyes."
Next time give us a jumpscare warning, literally fell out of my chair when I heard the price of water bottles
wait until you go to Yosemite or Yellowstone
@@mjbarloweod bless america, where water is a business and somehow a Right at the same time…
i think
Not even Disneyland is that cruel
@@kmomo5697you get water for free at restaurants just ask that's the right
Bottle water is the business because it comes from mountains or whatever (probably lying)
@@jokerman9623 we all know that it comes from similar faucets as the ones we have in our houses
As a Texan, the quote "If you're going into the pit, you better be strapped" is the most Texan thing imaginable.
This is one of my comfort videos. I don't know why. I rewatch it every few months, especially if I'm home alone. I think it speaks to how well this story is crafted, and how well Wendi retells it, that it really feels like a tour and review of a real park
I live in Dallas and I make trips with my sister to midland every once in a while for business. The biggest thing that intrigued me about this story is the man worked in the oil industry. When we drive towards and into midland, all you can see are oil fields. Don’t know if this adds any credibility to the story?
Same for me. This is kind of a special video. It feels like it captures me more than any other video of his. Sad thing is I could never find any video on RUclips that gave me the same feeling. I would love the expansion of this lore.
The fact that a company taking advantage of a giant lovecraftian horror pit would totally have a Chili's, tracks.
I guess you can say they really felt God in that Chili's 🤣
Those would be giant baby back ribs...
I want my cuthul...cuthul....CUGHULU BABY BACK RIBS....BLOODY GORE SAuuccceee.....
It said 'chilis too' and i thought it was like a sequel resturant lol
@@Phantomsangel actually same tho
I want my BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK
the funniest thing, to me, about this whole thing is that in this universe there is the possibility that a documentary made by Defunctland exists in their world's youtube.
defunctland, for either april fools or halloween, should 100% cover something like this and act like it was real until the end of the video.
I can totally hear “mystery flesh pit national park” in Kevin Purger’s voice.
@@kreamy12 Fascinating Horror did something similar once, treating the Jurassic Park movie like it was a real event.
Oooohhhh, an episode of "Abandoned" would be sick
I was just thinking Defunctland should find an excuse to make a video about this! Maybe for April Fool’s or something
You had me at "Mystery Fleshpit"
After finishing, this is definitely one of the coolest things I've ever heard. I'm 100% behind this becoming a big "fleshed" out universe.
you have this southern accent that comes out every once in a while and it really added to this whole experience, especially when you read letters/notes, very immersive 10/10
If i had a nickel for every artist named Trevor who made massively influential horror media, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Lupin da 3
I see you’re a man of culture as well ^^
Who would the other be?
Trevor Henderson
Let me guess
Henderson
Another note on how massive this thing is: it takes six months to inhale and six months to exhale. Visitors were only allowed in the "lung" structures during Winter and Spring during its "inhale" cycle.
this terrifies me more than anything in the entire 1hr 16 and a half minute video Wendi made... 😳
how did it cough, choke and vomit in like 10 minutes then?
@@mintsmooth860 I have no idea, that's just what it says on the blog 😅
@@mintsmooth860 it was asleep beforehand, and considering how large it is, probably has faster responses to things like drowning or poisoning
(a little water in one’s lungs is really not good)
@@mintsmooth860breathing while asleep is comparatively quite slow. The heart rate can dip to 40bpm. Coughing however is a rapid, involuntary set of muscle spasms. The fact that it took that long to cough, when a regular human takes like a second, is already a huge deal
Chrystals can have a resonant frequency, basically they make sound at a very precise rate (which is how quartz clocks work, it's super interesting) so my theory is that the contingency measure involved running power through that mineral and it emitted a certain sound probably outside of the human range of hearing that made the creature go into a dormant state again. Could be that the rock came from a mountain or something that got struck by lightning while the "dragon" was in the area.
I gotta respect Wendigoon's commitment here. My man spent hours saying the word "copepod" wrong without once taking the 10 second luxury of looking up how it's pronounced. That's dedication.
it took me all of about 20 seconds to realize that the "disaster" of 2007 is basically triggering the flesh pit's gag reflex
Yea its basically if a human choked on too much water, coughed and threw up a little then smacked their elbow on a table.
@@roguevector1268 and someone gave you a shot of drugs
It is dread-inducing how all these deaths and devastation was caused by this thing just coughing and moving a bit.
@@jocosesonata imagine if the damn thing stood up. It would easily be visible from space.
@@Mikeinator_
And space only cause earth would probably be fucked by all that mass moving out of the ground at once, making probably thousands of square kilometers of ground collapsing kilometers down
On the good side, probably it cant because it must get sustaintment from geothermal means, so getting out of the ground and probably not being able to go back in would just be suicide for it
I'd love to see a fake documentary of this concept. Victims with slightly healed digestion wounds, footage of the inside as it collapses, acted out footage of events they couldn't capture such as the calcified performers, etc.
imagine one of the testimonies being from one of the brains connected to a computer, and before the camera crew walks in you could see lines upon lines of "kill me" getting frantically deleted by its caretaker
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan stop
@@deltap6967 :)
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan so good!!
I love pseudo documentaries. This one would certainly be excellent.
I love how it seems like no one would actually go to a place like this but then remember that warning like this are the same ones you read before you take pictures of Buffalo and wolves while bathing in hot springs created by magma boiling the water underneath you at Yellowstone. And don’t walk off the path or else you might crack through the ground and fall into boiling water. Oh yeah and sometimes everything catches on fire cause that’s just how trees breed out here. And also sometimes it all floods so severely we have to rebuild everything. And everything smells like rotten food because of the bacterial colonies and sulfur fumes.
I just assumed this took place in 1980 and as such converted $13 dollars into todays money, which comes out to $48.23 dollars.
The horror.
Meh
Reading phrases like "broken philosophy" and "god's mistake" on lists of national park attractions is both hilarious and horrifying
I have to know what gods mistake was lol
What was the other one? Oysters Horror? 😂😂
Sorry but I got a 💦 vibe off that
I though gods mistake was from Gemini entertainment
@@strawberrylotlizard The more i live the more i belive it's Us :)
@@MrSnuggles3000 I believe that's Nature's Mockery
Things like this are proof that Hollywood isn't out of ideas. People are just scared to take a risk.
Or don't have the funding?
@@trippy0752 that kind of aligns with what I'm saying. People are scared to back a project like this because it wouldn't be a "safe" bet.
I wish they were more courageous, it's like how scp articles could make the perfect shows or even full length films and yet no one even tries to adapt them
@@trippy0752 it may happen eventually. People do adapt them into games and short films right now so it’s headed into that direction. We saw a few Creepypasta get a TV adaption and (not the best examples narratively, but still something that started online) Slender Man and Five Nights at Freddys have become mainstream and made into movies. We’ve even seen viral Twitter threads adapted. TVs shows and musical artists have started using the ARG/unfiction format to advertise. Hollywood has started looking more and more into internet creations for ideas. I think it’s only a matter of time before it becomes the norm to adapt internet stories, creations, and other viral media.
I don't agree with that semtiment, some movies are just easy cash, then you have movies like Lamb or Underwater, at least recently.
I love that some of the biggest details are things like making the accidents that have happened exactly the sort of thing people would do today, like the circus performers doing a tightrope routine over the freaking maw, is precisely the sort of dumb shit people do today. It adds immersion to me since it’s set in a version of real life.
As a person who loves to world build, this is literally everything I dream of doing. Like. Creating a giant universe with so many different parts to it that are so in depth and shit. And this man did it. Man, I wish I could be in his shoes tbh.
The disaster incident log after an hour of world-building was a more satisfying payoff than any movie has made me feel
Right? I'd say let's let People like this write movie scripts but then Hollywood would fuck it up anyways
Like world war z for example. Which was an AMAZING take on the zombie genre. Max Brooks built an entire universe for them and Hollywood proceeded to destroy by trying to combine 28 days later with dawn of the dead,..
@@incredibleedibledez YES. That book was fantastic, I was excited when I heard they were making a movie about it (oh, I was young...) because it seemed like such an amazing creative challenge. But hark, what's this? Brad Pitt is international zombie dodging action daddy? Hollywood, you shitbag.
@@angelalovell5669 please tell me you've read the zombie survival guide prequel/companion type book?!?! *chef's kiss* (& it was YEARS after I read the books before I realized Max is Mel Brooks(young Frankenstein, blazing saddles, Spaceballs) son!! Someone gave me the DVD as a gift but I've never even watched it. As soon as I saw the fast zombies in the preview I knew they'd fucked it up🤬
@@angelalovell5669 also, I legit laughed out loud at "Hollywood, you shit bag"!! I call my cats fuck wits all the time🤣
I imagine everyone's reaction to this was "That sounds horrible and disgusting. Tell me more"
Yep.
Mine was "im scared as fuck, it gave me nightmare and new fear, tell me more about this"
That's me
very much yes!
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God I haven't heard anyone speak of this place in so long. In 86, our graduating class went there. Thank God I was 18 at the time. I met my wife there.
Please don’t say you went to the orgy spring
2 years ago: "We are now around 430k subs."
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Congrats, mate.
Giant flesh monster: exists
Wendigoon: "13 Dollars for bottled water?!"
Price gouging is the true evil of this world
Giant flesh monster: horrifying
$13 bottled water: horrifying
I hope that’s because it’s from springs in the park with some of the libdo stuff but it’s probably just tap water
Giant Flesh Monster: Exists
SCP Foundation: WE'VE GOT ONE
I paid $5 for a bottle of water and that's all I talked about the entire day
The creator has since confirmed that the people who crawled back into the pit were attempting to rescue loved ones still inside.
oh my god that's so horrifying and sad
@@wywrd_mtnt fr
fuck that's tragic.
Unofficial, but it's too good to not mention (and is my personal headcanon): At least some of the people that went back in were addicted to the amniotic fluid and wanted one last fix.
(Read that somewhere, I take no credit for it)
Aw that's a shame. I actually think the idea that these people WANT to go back in there makes it far more creepy and mysterious. The idea of people willingly do something that moments ago they were fighting for their lives to avoid is a trope I really like. It raises so many questions about what has happened to their minds and what other forces are at play that are beyond our comprehension.
Wanting to go back to rescue loved ones is obviously still horrifying but it's in a more of a real-world tragic kind of way as opposed to an unknowable/incomprehensible horror kind of way. But then maybe this whole thing is better if we just consider it a huge living creature rather than anything supernatural with any kind of psychic abilities or anything. I guess it depends whether you're more interested in "what if we discovered this new huge life form?" vs "What if we discovered a god-like Great Old One style entity that is unfathomably old and utterly alien to us?". I'm a big fan of cosmic horror with supernatural elements, so I'm more drawn to the latter, but both options are still very Lovecraftian so I'm a fan either way.
Also fun fact amniotic fluids are also found in stages of pregnancy. Which means this thing is pregnant. Oh god.
The way that the creator realistically comodified this cosmic horror is incredible
Wendigoon would be the history teacher that everyone would actually listen to lol.
I have one of those shout out to Mr. Topliff
Edit: Good man Good man
Eddit: Honestly deserves more love he's been a teacher for 20 years and still loves his job
Tbf I think I'd listen to any history teacher if they were talking about a flesh pit
he reminds me so much of my high school history teacher, super cool
I think every history teacher is pretty cool Shout out to Mr. Orlando
"You don't get it guys, it's G I A N T S.
And yes, this is gonna be in the exam."
I can just imagine god damn “I was created in the mystery flesh pit thermal springs” baby outfits in the many gift shops they have to offer lmao
"i was conceived inside a creature inside a bigger creature"
LMAO
Same energy as the Dashcon Ball Pit baby
@@panniks9107 born in one womb: 🤓🤓🤓
born in 2 wombs: 😎😎😎
@@panniks9107 inside a n- other creature
I would feel bad for everyone who died in this disaster, but honestly, they knew exactly what they were getting into when they went shopping in a place called "The Mystery Fleshpit"
I love ur editor because 56:13 really has me weeping, they even identified the notes
Fun fact: The reason those clowns fell into the pit is because they were doing a tightrope routine over it.
Just outright asking for it.
That’s terrifying
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
lmfao
@@BillyShamsReal fourty five more of those and you got the whole circus clown chymus
Yo they are literally supposed to have nets under tight ropes they literally were asking for it
This park sounds cool, but I bet it doesn't have a Pirates of the Pancreas ride.
This comment is severally underrated
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Oh my goodness so freaking good
They probably didn’t tunnel far enough to make one lmfao
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For those just discovering the Mystery Flesh Pit - it has since become a highly successful Kickstarter for a DnD/Cypher system campaign setting.
It's funny that in your intro, you open with "horror settings that are familiar settings" as like...the vanilla. The start. Because, at least as far as movies go, horror was usually about being a fish out of water. You go to the black lagoon. You go to Dracula's castle. You go somewhere far from home, from which you may not return. Which I feel is intrinsically linked to human curiosity and exploration.
HOWEVER, many people cite Night of the Living Dead as one of the first movies to popularize danger closer to home. The horror could happen in small-town america. Domestic terror, probably in response to the likes of Manson. The slasher genre really took this and ran with it.
I agree that setting and atmosphere is probably the most important aspect of horror. But I think that it's easier to make something unfamiliar scary, than it is to twist the familiar into being scary. That's why I tend to love stuff like FNAF, or haunted dolls, or corrupted TV stations, or zombie outbreaks. It makes home feel unsafe....(Omg I'm having an emotional breakthrough about my childhood rn)
This would have been the perfect 80s horror movie. The corporate cynicism, the bodyhorror, the satire. I could have seen John Carpenter direct this.
They actually seldom went after corporations in film in the 80's. That's a 90's like with Fight Club and such.
@@coreym162 I see where you are getting at. But 90s movies like fight club hated corporations and consumerism in general. The 80s on the on the other hand had a weird hard on for the evil MegaCorp like in Robocop, Aliens, Terminator, and Blade Runner. The mining company that controls the flesh pit will fit in perfectly with weyland-yutani and Omnicorp.
Hahaha that's actually a pretty accurate assessment, so a blend of They Lives timeless corporate/political cynicism/the body horror of thing..with some of the satire of big trouble?
Carpenters movies always had a cynicism about the Reagan nightmare they lived in, especially NY/LA, starmans like his only optimistic movie
Idk though he got incredibly tired of Hollywood after nobody appreciated his movies at the time, maybe it could've been a low budget classic
Cronenberg! “In the vein of Scanners and Videodrome” could be the tag line
@@thecoldglassofwatershow "From the Director of 'Scanners' and 'Videodrome' comes a deep foray into a world of terror..."
i feel bad for the pit creature. imagine just vibing out and then the bacteria in your body start building an amusement park in your stomach.
i'd be an accommodating host
Honestly, you'd be unlikely to notice, unless, they showed up in the wrong place en masse, where you immune system would annihilate them.
That’s close to the plot of an episode of Rick and morty
Tfw you get salmonella
@@llewelynshingler2173 you'd be pretty likely to notice if they built a big metal structure around your jaw to keep you from closing your mouth, like people did with the pit 😨
34:02 gods mistake is an unbelievably hard ass name
I’m turning this into a dnd campaign AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
There is a TTRPG lol
The true horror is the commercialization of the pit. It's so fucking unnerving to imagine how there's absolutely just a mcdonalds there
cheeseburger
the meat is certainly fresh!
assertive enterpreneurship at it's finest...
if something exists, there will always be someone willing to make a profit on it, be it malignant cancer, tapeworm eggs, 4000 year old mummies or corpse juice.
At least they dont have to buy meat
makes you wonder where the patties come from
Everyone's saying how this would make a great survival horror game but I really want a management sim. Try to keep investors, corporate, the government, workers and guests happy while having as few horrific deaths as possible.
Or more PR based with as much deaths as possible with people still going there
Mystery Flesh Pit Tycoon
genius
Having as few "known" horrific deaths as possible.
And make a point of turning the ones you can't avoid becoming public knowledge into "lessons about why visitors need to listen to you".
@@ladykoiwolfe Now we're talking
If anyone is curious, the background music is Six Seasons by Unicorn Heads.
THANK YOU
This is probably one of my favorite videos you’ve made Mr wendigoon
32:10 Imagine telling your kids you met their mom while you were both bathing inside the hormones of a giant Lovecraftian creature turned into a national park
Our first date was at God's Mistake
"coincidentally, that's where you were also conceived!"
I'd probably brag if I was concieved in a place like that.
@@sarahni in the Q&A section of the website, someone asked if there was a chapel there and apparently there was! People did get married there. So, we meet for our first date, make sweet sweet love, and get married all in the same afternoon!
I would love to see a romcom about that, called smth like “Desires of the Flesh”
I heard this described once as, you lie down for a nap and when you wake up, ants have built a colony in your lungs, stomach, and bones. Of course you would panic. At the bare minimum, you would start a coughing and trying to expel the ants from your body.
Reminds me of that one video of a girl who accidentally drank an ant infested sprite can, eugh
That is literally terrifying 💀
Shouldn't have slept with an open mouth smh
@@davidkonevky7372 i did that a month ago, my friend took my experience and wrote a story about it for school which was pretty cool
It's more like if sentient bacteria turned your body into a amusement park
the most realistic thing about this is that Rick Perry would take over 2 hours to declare a state of emergency.
The idea of going into a *living* creature and treating its body like an amusement park is pretty disturbing. On the other hand, I’m literally imagining this thing to be like the Alaskan Bullworm from SpongeBob, and how Sandy just casually strolled in. It makes it *slightly* less creepy 😂
This place needs a Defucntland style mockumentary about this park OMG.
Dude i love you for saying that
Omfg yes!!!!
Yes yes yes
I love you for saying that, you’re a legend
Yup
Who’s to say we don’t have microorganisms making our guts into a national park
Well it doesnt feel like i have a giant day spa in my stomach so idk
The main attraction in my body is Pirates of the Pancreas.
@Dark Bowser rick and Morty reference
That would definitely explain the Crohn's. :'((
You missed the artist's rendition of what the monster would look like if it werent underground, which is a skyscraper tall starfish with an impenetrable flat shell on top
Hi sorry to bother you but i can’t find the image anywhere
I wanna see this picture
“Inexplicably leave field hospital and begin walking towards open pit”
For a brief second I forgot that this wasn’t some real life event and was disappointed in this random sci-fi loop thrown in 😂😂
The fact those giant bugs have human hands is an absolutely horrible detail
THEY WHAT
Pause what
HUH-😃
I think some theories say it is a “ successful “ amalgamation
@@corvid.monarchy4875 Yes, and they use them to strangle their prey as I recall
rewatching this, the most striking thing is the insanely high levels of dad energy that wendigoon gives off when he gets outraged about the overpriced theme park water bottles
"my word"
No, Wendichild, you can't have a water bottle. Look at those prices.
Welcome to Disney.
Welcome to Hell.
omfg rewatch that bit and notice the hand towels right below the water bottles. "Hand Towel - $22.00 USD when avail." ummm.... when available? oh my the implications.
Because the price is bullshit
When authors put in redacted documents and name things like [CONTINGENCY MEASURE], it just scratches an itch for me.
You’d love the SPC foundation if you don’t already
Also if this could be a game you could have SO many different endings. You could have :
-expose the secrets of the company
- keep the company secrets and let life move on
- awaken the flesh pit creature because you hate humanity
- kill the flesh pit creature either out of revenge of the loss of a loved one or putting it out it's misery
-maybe you try kill it but forgot to do an important optional mission to find out unintentionally how to kill it so you fail to kill it so it wakes up furious
I love the horrific yet slightly comedic tone this entire world building has
Yes.
They def based it in reality and especially the way humans will use whatever materials they can get their hands on to make profit. Knowing what people use from animals or deep from the earth in our foods or mass production; I could see humans going into a live creature just to use their body parts or fluids for profits. Eerily based in reality and therefore so much more enjoyable
the guy who made this is not only a genius, but you can tell he's having fun with it.
Ah yes the "pleasure domes"
Trick or treating! The trick is
b l o o d
The clown cake thing is absolutely horrifying, imagine just being melted into goo, but your still alive, in agony, pain, and suffering, and then getting frozen into a tourist attraction.
Pretty much being springtrap
@@robertz.5199 What’s that?
@@_Cato_ An animatronic of Five Nights at Freddy's that was a man who got into a robot and got smashed by the systems so hard he basically turned into a rotten body mass that can't die inside the suit. Also, because the local was turned into a horror attraction the animatronic he was inside of was used as the main attraction, so yeah, checks out
@@robertz.5199 yea but instead of being fused together with 49 other people he was impaled from all angles and revived 30 years after his death
@@scotl6995 I like to think he was actually alive all that time. Not revived He just laid there, suffering, for thirty years. Pretty deserved, I think.
Imagine Lethal Company but inside this superorganism
40:07 the chime is literally the jetsons doorbell that is so wild
i love fictional “monster” names that are just “hey this thing sucks and we hate it” like natures mockery or amorphous shame
god's mistake
I see nature's mockery and just think of GHE, lol
Nature's unwanted child
Broken philosophy
@@billiejeanslover8929 no thats just one of the activities not the monster names
This is so fun, the immediate reaction is always "Why would people EVER go near that for fun"
People go to see the acidic lakes in Yellowstone, camp in bear and cougar infested forests, go cave exploring where dozens have tragically died in horrific ways
Humans ARE space orks
Bro if there was a flesh pit irl id definitely be visiting it.
@@zeallust8542 duuude me too but people call me weird
Also Mt Everest which is one of the biggest bucket list goals ever, a mountain which literally uses ETERNALLY FROZEN HUMAN BODIES AS LANDMARKS DURING THE HIKE
Holy shit a fellow Humans Are Space Orcs fan!
first one i've seen yet...
Well, if you didn't know people have guns to shoot bears and cougars. And I hate when people use 'people' as if every fucker wants to go spelunking through the deepest caves in the world.
I watched this video 2 years ago and it has been my Roman Empire ever since.
SAME
I love that at first you'd think "why would anyone want to make a tourist trap inside the guts of a lovecraftian entity?" but then you remember that Yellowstone and Florida exist. Turns out the true Lovecraftian horror is actually unchecked late-stage capitalism.
I love that despite cosmic horrors and the existence of a dragon the size of a fucking state, the true horror was human negligence driven by profit.
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
@@brandonporter8509 That gives me Terry Pratchett vibes
You NEED to play Darkest Dungeon
So the usual
No one like this anymore, we at 666 rn
"You could be eat alive."
"This is bad."
"But you could enjoy the libido-pools"
"This is good."
Who wouldn’t risk their life to try the worlds first real aphrodisiac?
@@opsoc777 there are plenty of real life aphrodisiacs lol
@@es0teric76 From what I’ve read most of them were close to placebo, and had very inconsistent effects from person to person.
There were a couple compounds that looked hopeful but are unresearched, and other than that just amphetamines, which come with a bunch of nasty effects.
But you get a free scoop of frozen yogurt.
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I always come back to this video, it's really become a comfort video for me and i believe is the first video i found from Wendigoon, probably around when it came out. I was also obsessed with the Mandela Catalogue and finding your videos on it was so exciting. Cute watching this for the 4th or so time when you're so grateful and happy for having 430k subs. Look at you now, almost 3.5 million. We need more creators like Wendigoon! Thanks for doing what you do!
Low-key not gonna lie, that petting zoo sounds rad AF
The thing that caught me off guard the most was when i looked up the organism chart thinking it's like "oh they probably ripped this off of an old science book for fauna from the past" but no, it's all Flesh pit. and as it goes on i can't help but be blown away by how dedicated they are to illustrate this alternate reality in a way that makes you think "yeah Disney would've definitely done this". From the map to the warning signs, everything just breaths this aura that someone was commissioned by a wealthy park tycoon to showcase the grandeur and magnificence of his empire. In an age where ARG and horror stories content consists almost entirely of altered existing content, this makes me feel like i've just discovered horror all over again.
I think they built off Mother Horse Eyes
The attention to even the smallest of details is amazing! It is so well done!
I’m looking at the art now and wow! It’s so detailed and looks extremely professional
actually they are all based off of ancient creatures
This would make for an incredible movie, like a fake documentary of sorts
Osmosisjones?
@@youtubeSuckssNow osmosisjones.
Kinda like "the CSA" from a few years ago, a "documentary" from another universe that just...popped its way over to ours somehow, and its played entirely straight, just casually mentioning things that we have NO CLUE ABOUT because it didnt happen in our universe, but EVERYONE there knows it, so they have no need to explain it...
Or a found footage movie of a family of tourists going off trail
i'd love a Chernobyl-style miniseries going over the 2007 disaster and the events leading up to it
The most terrifying part of this story is i absolutely believe it would happen in real life. "Oh a giant monster, call the tourism board"
Perfect argument against theories like flat earth: if such a thing was true, the edge of the flat earth would have been made a tourist attraction in the 50s. There would be zip lines and everything.
@@emilybarclay8831that would be a cool idea tho if the other side isn’t the ice wall with all the gods that apparently are over there
Imagine learning that you were conceived in a pool of creature fluid inside a giant flesh monster