The Church Of What's Happening Now
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio talking about Joey's appearance on the 1,000th "Joe Rogan Experience" podcast, getting and keeping a job in prison, and what it's like to do LSD in prison.
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Recorded live on 08/20/2017
Realizing the church is already Nostalgia is kinda sad, but like all Nostalgia, it'll be fun to come back and revisit forever. Love ya Uncle Joey and Lee.
hope your back cocksucka! they're BACK baby!
The nostalgia hits different now
Yea it’s crazy, scares me in a way.
Here in 24, but yeah it’s crazy man. Time moves so fast. 10 years ago was a blink… 2014! And soon you will be reading this comment and many years will have passed again.
can it get any worse?
Nobody chugs water like Uncle Joey!
lol
Thank god they don’t lol. Uncle joey is the best thing in the world but goddamn that water drinking has to change.
Phillip Walters 😆
Alvays makes me thersty when he suddenly shuts up and you hear that water goes down.. something magical about it,like looking a whale eating fish ...what we was talking about ?lol
The sound he makes gets annoying as fuck after awhile
Suka la mink!!!
That's the next shirt.
Mink juice!
I love when he drinks the water bottles. Even more so that it pisses other people off.
It’s that cottonmouth right there
I like it, makes me laugh 😆 I’m drinking water too so
I love joey more than life. But I want to punch holes in my fucking walls when he does that shit. Lol
This is Uncle Joey's favorite kind of podcast...all eyes on him, talking about himself, no guest to worry about interrupting his stories!!! Cocksucka
Stay black
Cause that’s what’s most important
The same stories with completely different parts everytime.
In other words.
Lies
Someone’s mad brianmcwilliams lmao
@@brianmcwilliams8297no that's called having lived a life with lots of action. I know like 3 joeys in my life. Just by knowing their habits, i can already tell, Joey lived what he is telling... of COURSE he will spice it up here and there, he's a comedian not a historian. 😂 tf is wrong with u
New Drinking Game: Every time CoCo cleans his ears out with one of his pinkies, you take a shot.
Fuck that smoking game take a dab everyone !
Every time uncle Joey coughs, you do a bump
Everytime joey takes a swig of water, you take a swig lol
I could listen to this guy for almost 24 hours! Funny and interesting.
1000 for JRE, and the two of you just passed 500. Rising tide lifts all boats. Congrats. Get that record sorted and come to Canada. You'll sell out every show twice.
Brandon Blair hes banned from canada i think
SZzWoWzZS hes not banned from Canada he has drug charges so the border police wont let him in. Same with anyone who has has drug charges or even some criminal charges.
King NoFace yeah for some reason when you get a felony you become a slave. cant leave the country and cant vote.
Random Hip Hop wait you get penalised for commiting a crime??!
WE NEED UNCLE JOEY IN TORONTO!
Lee say Jesus under his breath every 30 seconds for no reason 😂😂
I would love to hangout with Lee. Seems like the coolest guy. Hire me as your bodyguard Lee I'll work for edibles hahahahahahahaha.
I LOVE the dancing joey
Uncle joeys dance moves are always the most wavy.
Thank you Joey Diaz for you're stories and inspiration I don't know what I would do without them. I've listened to you for years and i thank god everyday for your podcast to keep me going
You watching his new podcast?
When joey has glasses on he looks like a doctah
Joey" when I got out of prison I had a great job offered to me" Diaz
Joey, one option that could work for Mercy is for her to get a retail job during high school during the summer break. That way, she gets the work experience and can go to college the same year all her friends do and can be roommates their first year in dorms and whatnot. Just a thought.
Idk about y'all but joey really inspiring me and giving me motivation to live the best life I possibly can...and joe Rogan of course
The song at the beginning is Genius of Love - By Tom Tom Club.
Not for nothing; but my background is in Psychology, Training, and Adult Education. The discussion about car sales, the trainer, and sales scripts is SPOT ON.
37:00 damn Joey even in 2019 that hits home.....
Damn lee you dropped this one fast. Kudos.
you guys are the shit, joey fuck anyone that ever say you aren't funny. You could tell a story about your day and it would be funny! Awesome podcast man
Joey: (rambles on a topic for 2 minutes and pauses on a word) .... What the fuck were we talking about?
I love these stories. So informative! haha
“On Yelp?” I love how innocent Lee is.
have always watched on my mobile...for the first time I watched on a laptop...never did notice how red joeys eyes were until now. holy shit :') Asian eyes 101.
Can you still get 20% of the Asshole Power Washer ? Lol ! :)
Lee the type of Jew to set an alarm at 12:00 at night just to see if his wife is breathing
J F, your comment reflects your pic
what ep does joey talk to the cop who brought down the iceman Richard kuklinski
Man I want some stars lol
1:13:32 I thought my internet bundel was all used up.
1:08:31 my sides
Joey, please get that scab on your face checked out by a dermatologist. You've had it for too long. My guess is that it's a basal cell carcinoma skin cancer and the longer you leave it, the worse damage it will do. Just looking out for you.
Ismael Ayala cut his face shaving 🤣 dr google over here.
nick s uh no dude thats FOR SURE cancer! webmd told me so!!!
Ismael Ayala WHOOooDA FOOooK IS DIS GUY ??!!
Ismael Ayala It's a giant zit dawg... you gotta MENTION shit?
Ismael Ayala lmao you idiot. It's a pimple he popped on Rogan.
I love you Joey your awesome I hope i can smoke a joint with you one day
RIP Tony Bennett 🙏🙏
1:10:30 "...I smoke like a solidja so Joe Rogan's Susquehanna weed don't kill my buzz..."
what song was that they started out with?
Joey ' I mugged a hooked and lit her wig on fire' Diaz
been subbed since 55k
anyway shout out joey n lee
when a podcast with these two ass clowns
its always appealing, i'm struggling left n right
but i conduct my spirituality and evolve myself with GOD.
Can I get a P.O. Box so I can send you out something Joey???
I have been waiting forever to send you out these records!
lee is awesome. but has nothing to say except Jesus or oh my god he is a terrible conversationless but I can't spell so 👿
I can listen to the same story of Joey's forever
Joey 80's Diaz and his padawan Lee audio master flying mixer Syatt strike again in the basement
1:10:50 Joey is STONED!
Lee, what's going on with these videos😂
i grew up right there on gardenr
Breathing New York City air Is that where the wheezing came from
People don't believe that Angel dust is real. It existed. I lost a Buick over them shits in highschool. I thought I lost my arms too but I was ok
Good shows great podcast the church is intertaing to drive clean or just chill inside or outside
i love you uncle joey!!!!!! take a chance, columbus did :)
Lee would be so easy to sell a car to
Thanks kado
1:05:40 Lee you are amazing HAHAHAHA
I love Joey but we know he lies sometimes 😂
Why is the sound quality of every church video trash for the first 5 mins then it gets clear
cause they are playing copyrighted music.
@AaronSwift-yd1es yeah I didn't realize youtube was automatically removing it when I posted
I'm from michigan it was prob grand haven heard of Niles but never been I live on the east side of the state and those places are on the west side
I love me some Joey, but I can't take all the bullshit lying stories anymore. Every episode it seems like I catch him in a lie. I remember on Rogans podcast awhile back, Joey said he did heroin in prison. Now in this episode he said he only took acid and no other drug. He just seems like a compulsive liar. Still love him though.
Of course he lies, he's an entertainer. He's not going to get an audience by taking about a boring ordinary life, he's reeling people in with these stories, and they're interesting. It doesn't matter if they're fake, because you still want to know how the story ends. Who's podcast are you going to listen to, mine? With my 10 hour a day, 6 day a week, boring as fuck job, where nothing interesting ever happens in my life? Or Joey Diaz with his crazy coke filled gangster stories? It doesn't matter if they aren't real, they're fun, that's the big point.
pinstripejohnny he did speed to..in prison
Lee u fixed the intro! you are the jew!!!!!!!
LEE SYATT ❤
I would love too see Steve Schirripa come to the church.
CHUUURRRCCCHHHH
Uncle Joey and the Stumbling, Mumbling, Stuttering, Flying Jew!!! So pumped to hear him struggle to spit out some dopey ass questions!
gucci lame GTFOH.
Lee: So, what's it like doing [insert last topic Joey was talking about]?
Joey: [same thing he's said last 100 podcasts]
Lee: Jesus!
bob weird lol so spot on
@ gucci lame
there was no hate man ? and telling someone to kill themselves over a youtube comment....pathetic little weasel you are !
gucci lame just chill out homie its a joke
Car-dealer Joey would've sold Lee the biggest piece of shit on the Lot. I bet he could've sold him The Dude's car with its rust-coloration thinking he got a bargain.. Haha
Ohhhhh shit
Marquette is way the fuck up north Joey's a soldier❤
Hit pause when you started playing Tony Bennett - The reefer hit my brainacle hard, busted out pushups, pullups, squats and burpees. Been feelin like shit. Fuck it not anymore, sweatin, hittin the CBD pen and back like a SOLDIAH.
what exact tony Bennett song is that?
@@PeppinoSalieri hi bye
I remember JRE episodes from 8 years ago Joey would drink a tall can of coconut water in 2 gulps 5 minutes later get up and get another one. LMAO FUCKING TREMENDOUS.
Uncle Joey,
I've been rocking an insurance agency for about 13 years now.
Brother, everything you are saying about being in-succeeding in sales is the TRUTH.
I've seen We Todd's that will go spend $250 to sit in a windowless room & have some chump, say some version of the same thing....with a lot of fluff added
Just Subbed Iv been a follower of Coco Diaz since forever i don't know why i haven't been
Joey "angel dust" diaz
Yeah it’s fucking hilarious when he drink his water especially during serious stories
Timeless
The invicts lmfao uncle joey is even hillarious when he fucks words up
9:39 - 9:59
Kinda mad at the man that did Mr Diaz background in the studio. Don't get me wrong the idea is amazing with bricks and the lighting. But those bricks ain't lining up. Mr. Diaz you are a legend and need no distractions from attention. For real I'd hand lay those bricks and put a little pink purple splash lol.
Pausing at 1.08 for the bong hit. What a man
Steady throws dangers
Yeah boiii
Fluffy's from my hometown Bakersfield Ca
♥ uncle Joey groovin' on his chair ♥
do another podcast with Rogen
hahahaha I'm 29 also turn 30 dec 23
I am looking at the Flying Jew.
Church sermon! All the haters sayin joey makes shit up give one example?
+brad hoke damn bro thats some murky water darkness you swimming in there! Whatever rocks your boat amigo.
49:56 . Thank Me Later . 💀💀💀 ROFL
Dorsey Brandon thanks
Love it he could barley read the sponsors. What a life!
Can y'all get bill burr on here
The fucking original, psychedelic 'Rick and Morty'. Let's face it Joey Diaz could've moved into any profession and made a killing...thank fuck he chose comedy!!
Shut up you nerd
Had it to the scienceeee loll love the church
joey “oh shit” diaz
This was recorded pre covid too
😂
Bring Joe Rogan on soon!!!
black sabath, i
Aaaaay lary
What song is this
Respect
Whats that song right in the beggining?
Hey Joey I love ur shows watch you all the time but u am going through really rough time please send me a blesding
Blessings sorry
Lee sounds dead inside 😞
Medieval Dead He's about 7 stars deep. The Flying Jew AKA flying higher than Alladin's dusty rug
This was posted a few days ago then pulled. You screwing things up again Lee?