The 1-Tile Theme Park...
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2022
- For a challenge, I tried running a theme park on 1 tile and $0 in Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 (2004, developed by Frontier Developments).
Also definitely check out my friend, Noobert's RCT3 challenge here:
• Can I Build A Park Wit...
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Music:
RCT3 Soundtrack (Frontier)
Other ambient music by Epidemic Sound (My free trial referral link here - Thank you for the support) share.epidemicsound.com/3sMm7f
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Portrait of George Washington (1796) by Gilbert Stuart 
Игры
Somehow you managed to make the challenge even more grindy. Im throughly impressed.
I'm always through
@@ambiguousamphibian much respect :) im sure the people watching appreciate your thoroughness.
@@Noobert I appreciate his thoroughness
@@Darktotaled thanks XD
@@ambiguousamphibian very ambiguous of you
UberLong probably succeeded in the original goal of making guests hungry enough to buy burgers
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@@ulfricstormcloak7629 Binge and purge... your money.
That's honestly where I thought the video was going lol
Mr Bone's Mild Ride
@@99baking nice username friend
This was basically like doing a kickstarter for a theme park, the people pay early just because of the pure potential of that empty plot of land.
I mean it's kind of impressive how plain it actually is
Evermore
"Baptizing passersby below in a medium shower of vomit"
AA videos always have that one prime piece of poetry, don't they?
What about feeding your guests to Florida's famous gators
I don't know what you're talking about
Never expected to see you here mate!
This video feels like it was made as a presentation to be given to park board members by the ceo, who knows they are planning to boot him out but is determined to make sure they grasp the breadth and majesty of his intentions before he goes
It’s very Ozymandias, “look upon my works and despair”.
@@bradleyswissman For his investors, there was indeed a lot of despairing
Watching it with this angle in mind made a good video great
Revisiting the sandbox of young psychotic engineers today - be sure to check out Noobert's original challenge on this one too (see above) - would really be a shame if you didn't!
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Hearing that main menu theme I instantly got slapped by nogstalgia
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Like Anthony Bourdain was a writer masquerading as a chef and TV host, ambiguousamphibian is a writer masquerading as a video game savant and shady toad
I was actually thinking who he reminds me of for a while. He really is a lot like Anthony bourdain.
Anthony Bourdain’s book was published before he was a tv host
@@Noguarantees637 yeah we know. That’s what op said
@@overlyattachedbean1050 Surprisingly he has a very similar style of commentary to Anthony Bourdain!
im ready for a philosophical masterpiece about a one tile theme park
Something something Noble Asceticism, something something Epicurean Hedonism.
Now I need to see Gerald Williams crowbarring his way through the rusting, zombified remains of your park, eating worms and probably happier than your patrons forced to pay $30 for your burgers when they were alive.
The sequel we didn't know we needed.
Project Zomboid Theme Park DLC wen?
i love that the early park is literally just a rural county fair lmao
"And so, just as Apollo road the sun chariot each day across the circumference of the firmament..."
This man has such a way with words.
@Yeast Yeast what? Apollo isn’t real baby
I love how is this game you have only two options
One: this a very well designed ride that everyone loves and garners well earned fame
Two: By the gods they won't even be human when they get off.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: In RCT3 you can charge the guests 30cents to use the bathroom before they will get upset with you.
Damn I'd be upset at one nanocent irl
If that was only for 1 or 2 bathrooms, and there was complimentary service, I could imagine that being a gimmick that could definitely work, but as long as it stays below dollar.
@@Soulraven2735 if there was someone in there who handed me paper towels and maybe cigarettes too I’d be on board
Riding the rollercoaster yourself hit me with a big wave of nostalgia! I'd forgotten about that feature & how cool it was as a kid. 🤩
"It's worth bankrupting yourself for the sake of a good spectacle"
Ah yes, the ol' Musk strategy
The modding community for this game was absolutely *massive*. I haven't looked into it in well over a decade, but I remember it being vibrant and filled to the brim with things that made the game more enjoyable.
Its honestly one of the sadder things in gaming that a lot of custom scenery was basically lost forever when megaupload died so many years ago. There was just so much heart put into the mods that not many other games have ever come close to matching, and most of it is lost due to dead file transfer sites and dead forum links
@@maudleaf9607 I think I still have a crapton of RCT3 mods on a hard drive somewhere.
Hmm...
@@ThisIsNeccessary you could singlehandedly revive it
@@Paintplayer1 I'm definitely gonna look, I'm pretty sure I have a ton somewhere
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You can upload files to the internet archive
The fact that the guests would believe you to be a "fraud" if you hadn't placed like a burger stand or something by the time they return to the entrance is really funny.
I can't remember if it was Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 or not but I remember one of my strategies in one of the various theme park games was to build a coaster that launched my customers out of the park into the next one over to tank said park- thereby boosting my own. Good times.
"Baptizing passers-by below in a medium shower of vomit"
I lost it at this. Incredible writing, delivery and editing as always!
Just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your work.
Quite a few times your calm voice and demeanor has managed to break me out of severe panic attacks and I just wanted to express my thanks.
Thankyou, truly.
I know it's not a huge deal to give tips for this game but, benches around the exits of rides help visitors calm their stomachs.
Sometimes I forget how unnoticed this guy is. Seriously, this channel deserves to be up there with people like CallMeKevin. Very high tier content here
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Not really he is obviously just ripping off sseth. Even his mannerisms sounds like a sseth imitation he isn't subtle at all.
@@davidabest7195 you ain't bright are you?
@@davidabest7195 one makes schizophrenic game reviews once a year, the other does challenges in games and poetry shot, but no, he's just imitating sseth because.... he has a similar voice? Which he also doesn't, he sounds fucking nothing like sseth. Please go outside
@@Misha-dr9rh Play sseth's voice and AA's voice side by side and see if you still think they sound nothing alike.
3:44 The masculine urge to conquer the laws of physics and build a really tall piece of metal.
A part which is a path in the middle of nowhere and leading to nowhere, where you don't own the path apart from 1 square, is kinda like an nft
Nah, you don't even own that much with NFTs
@@Mldy96 you’re right, it’s way better than an NFT and you’d be way less stupid for spending your money on it
"Like a page of Where's Waldo" is actually a surprisingly accurate metaphor for sensory overload!!! As often, many congratulations to your writing and poetry skills :-) such mastery of the language is music to our ears!
What I've learned after watching practically all your videos is this: every single game, is simply a tale of two games.
"The 1-Tile Theme Park"? You had me at the upload notification
I love how at the start people were not only paying to get to walk on a path but also trespassing on property you didn't own.
Love what you do ambiguousamphibian!
Your videos always get a laugh out of me, be it from an insane plot to milk the galaxy of all of its resources or to start a park with zero dollars.
Your style and charm never cease to bring joy to my days.
Keep doing what you're doing and take care of yourself!
Yeah, in the 5 seconds this vid has been released, I watched all of it. Don’t fact check it.
Don't question it
Your beautiful poetic narration against the utter bullshit chaos scenarios you created keep me coming back and laughing harder than I should. I love your videos man.
I honestly love how he edits and flows his videos together
Thank you frog daddy.
Man, this video dredged up 200 hours worth of memories I didn't expect to ever think about again. What a classic.
“A labyrinth, a never ending jungle of roller coasters that are a sensory explosion to behold, like a page of where’s Waldo”
if a park used that as one of their selling slogans I would go there 100%
I remember as a kid trying to make a park that consisted of every ride and coaster available but it was in sandbox mode. This felt quite nostalgic
Thank you for this video my uncle just passed away and he used to play this game with me when I was younger seeing the roller coasters brought back some memories
Ambiguousamphibian and Lets Game It Out, two of the finest channels on the interweb
I agree, both need to upload more often though
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Peaceful channels that are totally not crazy.
amphib: why would people pay $30 to walk a path to nowhere
me: that path looks so peaceful and quiet, it would be so nice
Oddly enough rct3 was the rct/rct2 of my childhood, so I'm thrilled to see you play it
always good to wake up to a new Amphibian video
I love when you make your videos sound like video essays, it's absurd and amazing. Thank you very much!
Funny Story about this game:
When I was younger (about 6 or 7 I believe) I wanted a game called Tycoon City New York, but I had no money to buy it. I had the idea to send a handwritten letter to Atari asking them if I could have a copy for free. A few weeks later I get a letter back from Atari. They replied saying that they didn’t have a copy of Tycoon City, but they gave me Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum Edition instead.
I still have the disc to this day, and I still cant believe it actually worked.
Goddam, this video is such a throwback it gave me nostalgia whiplash, and it was VERY funny. Makes me wish I had my old computer with all my old save files, I remember I had a park that was literally just one long desert road with a McDonalds halfway. What an underrated mint gem.
So much for being the single tile theme park. Title should read "1-tile start theme park"
This feels like the mad ramblings of a bizarro Walt Disney and I’m incredibly here for it
"In case of an accident" at 5:02 hits different when you know how much the one at Wonderland breaks down lmao
I love how this video feels like an inspirational video that a class would watch, showing the class how people can start from nothing and become a world-class theme park
You know something? This is top-notch content, against all odds for this type of content. Keep up the good work! I love it.
Marcel Vos would be proud. Keep the RCT (and Sims 1 / SimCity 3000) content coming!
BLESS that park inspector. He is the best and most loyal employee…
Your script writing is absolutely on point, well done
SO in the future if you do a run like this, i suggest closing the park once every other year
this forces all gusts out of your park, and once all guests have left, you open back up, which charges them all the entrance fee again and is a HUGE influx of cash
Your narration is pure poetry, it makes the videos so pleasant to listen to
Man I love your narration style never stop :D
i like ambigiousamphibian's moral type thing of the video at the end
In another time AmbiguousAmphibian would've been a poet.
opening a burger stand before the park is even built is a lot like a Kickstarter for a theme park game
I love the contrast of the poetical and philosophical voiceover and the grindy and absurd gameplay.
RCT3's ability to import your own assets (including mp3 files) was its best feature
Ah yes, I remember the ride known as 'That thing'.
Brings back find memories of Rtc3.
Fond memories indeed.
Love these!
Covering all these classics hit me right in the nostalgia, and made me grab a copy of The Movies! Now I just need a DVD drive again...
"...baptizing passers-by below in a... _medium_ ...shower of vomit..."
🤣🤣🤣
Giant Slide is an underrated power house! No capacity limit. Charge 3 or 4 bucks a pop. Low nausea, decent excitement! People will ride it over and over. Zero maintenance cost
nice video, i hope you will make anoter project zomboid series, its very cool to watch and hear your philosophic wisdom
This is going to be fun!
this is a delightful birthday treat, an AA video about an old favorite game of mine
Fun fact in RCT3, you can charge 30 cents for restrooms without your guests becoming upset, also get the Soaked expansion, pools are game breaking.
The commentry in this video is pure poetry.
I love all of your posts and this one is no exception. The editing in this one is so much more "produced" than your previous videos. Still a great watch, but it doesn't appeal as much because of it.
Hope this makes sense. Either way, I'm here for the it all
I'm in that age where I did play rct2 as a kid but have far more memories of rct3. Love seeing this
Pro tip: Most of the peeps are in groups, and all of them only go on one ride with the whole group or just wait for the rest of the group to finish one ride, and this makes it hard to earn cash bc most of their time is spent standing around and doing nothing, so i reccomend downloading a mod that spawns more individual peeps, they don't have to wait for their group, so much more of their time is spent on rides/buying stuff.
Hope it helps someone ^^
I love the tone of these videos! The sarcasm is hilarious
“Eager Pigeons with fat wallets…”🤣
Your writing is perfect. And your Melancholy and smooth voice puts me to sleep every night.
THANK YOU 🙏
Kind of a lazy premise and edited to just get over youtube's 10 minute marker. Takes me back to my minimum-word book report days
I remember this game coming out and being so hyped about being able to ride your own rides.
never played rct1, I was still on themepark by bulldog (RIP).
massive nostalgia hit.
I'm learning a lot of useful and new words from this video. Thank you AA👍
I used to play the shit out of this game as a kid back in the day. Good to see this game come up again
Fantastic. A ride where the attraction is the theme park itself. A theme park where the theme and attractions are rides. If an attendee is lucky enough, they get to spend the entire day watching others enjoy themselves.What a world.
You write these like musical compositions. Love.
Hey Kev! Fecking happy i found this channel. You are a dang mad man. Keep it up.
"Baptizing passers below in a medium shower of vomit" is the best line of 2022.
As aswells an incredible video. Truly a master of his craft! Keep it up I can't wait for my notifications to be graced with your name once more.
The use of Deux Arabesques at 8:05 is perfect
i love roller coaster tycoon 3, the guitar rift in the sky is underrated
Dang I just realized I’ve been watching this man’s content for months and wasn’t even subscribed. Every time he released a new video RUclips would just sprinkle the new release into my feed where I would watch it, and always leave a like. I had assumed I had subscribed since I would see his new content on my feed. Better late than never though. Amazing video as always AA.
I'm always down for a new Amphibian video
It just dawned on me that Amphibian sounds a lot like Kermit doing his best SsethTzeentach impression
I laughed way to hard at this. Pure gold as usual. 🤣
I needed this laugh more than I realized. Your commentary cracks me up. Thank you! Now I'm going to go try and breathe normally again. Laughing that hard winded me
My first RCT game ever, loved it and still play it from time to time.
that was an emotional rollercoaster for me, thanks for the video
I finally have words to understand why i love your narration so much. It's like Hunter S. Thompson gonzo journalism that is done purely for its comedic value. Bozo journalism lol
another goofy yet fascinating challenge, thank you !
love the editing style of this video
this video was so cool i just love your comentary man it makes thing a hundred times funnier and more entretaining, pls you ought to play the sims castaways i just feel like it has so much potential for your type of vids!!!
You made drunk me very happy with this one
This is really well planned out and edited
When they ported RCT3 to the Switch, I was so happy. Now I can take my murder coasters on the go 😊