I received a phone call from a mother regarding her son’s birthday party scheduled for the next day. They were making personalized favors and were missing from the class list the name of a new boy who’d just transferred into the school the week before. He also wanted to invite the boy to have a play date because he was an orphan from the earthquake to strike Haiti in 2010. Her son insisted the boy’s name was Looks A Lot. The Mom took a guess that he meant Lancelot, but her son got very upset, insisting it was Looks A Lot! Could I please clarify? The child’s name was Seymour!
I used to tell parents that I would only believe half of what the kids told me happened at home if they believed half of what the kids said happens at school
I received a call from my sons teacher one day. He REFUSED to eat the sandwich I packed for him because roaches had eaten a hole through the bread. She called me mortified. I laughed and told her that I didn't even think he knew what a roach looked like. I asked her to ask him to explain what a roach looks like and then to show him a real picture of one. He was stunned. He'd never seen a roach before and was completely grossed out. She called back both embarrassed and amused. I explained that the bread was store bought, and it was just a loaf that had a hole in the one spot on each slice. I told her that she was more than welcome to inspect our home with any law enforcement if she felt necessary. Then I let her know that everyone would know if I found roaches in the house. It would be promptly burnt to the ground. Lol! That was a beginning of a long few years.
You reminded me of a funny story. So I grew up in a rural area in Louisiana and my family always struggled to keep bug infestations out. During one of the unfortunate times we were trying to clear out a roach problem, my mom happened to see one crawl onto the counter by the stove right after she turned on the burner. She freaked out and grabbed the Raid and took aim… carelessly, right across the open flames. She fully flame-thrower barbecued that sucker and my dad thought it was hilarious. Terrifying, but hilarious.
I am not a teacher, but I think the cutest thing I ever heard was from my nephew. My father had just recently passed. We were gathered as the immediate family to say a prayer before the funeral service began. My nephew was in kindergarten at the time, and wasn't fully understanding everything about his grandfather being gone. My mother said Grandpa changed his physical address to his spiritual address. My nephew looked my mom straight in the eye and asked " Does Grandpa still have the same phone number?"
I can relate. When my mom passed away, my 6 year old son said, “I thought you said Granny was in Heaven. “ I said, “Yes, she is in Heaven. “He asked, “then who’s in the box?” I was grieving but that tickled me so much -at my mom’s funeral!!! People were wondering why I was laughing. It still makes me laugh to this day!! (He’s 21 now!)
My daughter when she was 6 was really grappling with the concept of death. Her great grandmother is alive but her great grandfather passed before she was born. She asked me seriously one day if great grandma ever gets text messages from great grandpa from Heaven. It was such a sweet question.
These are the reasons why I used to get down on my knees in my classroom and thank the Lord that I was a preschool teacher. My entire life was a comedy blockbuster!❤❤❤
My grandson’s Kindergarten teacher said, “Oh, thank goodness you are okay!” when I showed up at his K classroom for Open House this past May. “Mikey told me that the doctors had to take your eye out, but that it was okay because they would put it back. “ I had had cataract surgery that morning.
Years ago my mother in law who was a kindergarten teacher looked up and saw a whole group of first graders outside her room. She went to the door and asked them why they were there. ‘The teacher told us if we couldn’t behave, she was going to send us back to kindergarten. So here we are.”
I taught up in the Delta of MS. The state sent observers. One was in the kindergarten room where the teacher was reading a story. A child kept talking and interrupting. A little girl in the front turned around and at the top of her lungs yelled, "Shut the f.. up! I'm trying to listen to the story!"
I’m sorry, I know that’s not supposed to be funny, but it’s hilarious! As a teacher, I would have been mortified on the outside and trying my hardest not to laugh!
When I was school librarian, K teacher came in ready to laugh. Kid had been looking around K room, finally asked her "Where do you keep your clothes?" He thought she LIVED there.
@@sureshmukhi2316no I believed that too😂 I remember the pre k teacher telling us something about her family or home and I was thinking YEAH RIGHT 😩 in my kid mind the teachers were there when we arrived and there when we left so they were part of the school 🤷🏽♀️
At 6 or 7 years, I thought that, too! Teachers had a little office or large closet and I thought they stood in there recharging when we weren't there. I was shocked to see my teacher at the grocery store--she ate food?! Somehow, I'd gotten the idea they were androids. 😂
A police officer showed up at my friends house during remote learning. The teacher had asked her son (second grade) where his parents were. He told his teacher that his parents were at work. The teacher assumed that the kids was home alone when they were actualy in the home office working from home.
I miss elementary and preschool. I used to work at a preschool and I was walking a kindergarten student back to the school. On the way he looks up at me and asks if I was married. (I was only 20 at the time) I told him no. He asked if I had a big bed. To which I responded sort of. He replied well if you have a big bed, you have room for a wife.
I used that same logic to get out of an awkward question. I was newly married and my husband’s 5-year-old cousin asked if we slept in the same bed. Everyone’s kinda looking at me awkwardly but after a second it hits me that he’s freaking 5 and there’s no sense making it more complicated than it needs to be. I just said, “Yeah, there’s not room for two so we have one bigger one.” And he just nodded and went back to watching tv. Still a proud moment for me… I don’t usually think fast enough to be that smooth, lol.
When my daughter was 4 and in preschool, she grabbed some of my Coca-Cola Tic Tacs and had them in her mouth. As I was dropping her off for school (Catholic school), she looks at the principal and shows her these white candies and says "Look, I have Coke in my mouth". I about died.
I have a preschool student who hasn't been to summer camp in a week or so. She shows up one day and says "My mommy brought me to school because she's going somewhere inappropriate" 🤦🏾♀️ She's pregnant and was going to a doctors appointment. It was "inappropriate" for a child to go with her. 😂
Music teacher here: We were singing about three little fishies swimming all over the dam. I explained that a dam is a big wall that holds back water. Sweet little guy replies, “Well that’s not how my parents use it!”
Have you seen the meme about the kid drawing a picture of his mom at work? She's standing in the middle, holding onto a thin vertical object attached to a square base, and people are surrounding her, waving money at her. Mom had to come in and explain she's NOT a pole dancer; she was selling snow shovels at a hardware store!
In kindergarten my son told his class he was going to have a baby brother. I had not lived with his dad or anyone else for 4 years at this point and was teaching at the same school (a very conservative Christian school). I had mentioned in passing that some people who can't have biological kids might foster or adopt kids who can't stay with their bio parents (our neighbours at our old house were foster carers) and that was the only way he was likely to get the sibling he wanted. We had to have a long discussion about wanting something is not the same as it happening in real life.
One of my kindergarteners went home and told her mom how we went horseback riding earlier that afternoon. I ran into them in town after school and mom excitedly told me how her daughter had told her all about it, and how she'd had two rides because another boy in class had misbehaved and wasn't allowed to have his turn as a punishment, so she got a second turn on the horse. We hadn't gone horseback riding. We'd gone on a nature walk and saw a horse in a pasture. The next year at Open House, I shared with parents that I wouldn't believe half of what the kids come in and tell me if they'd call and ask for clarification if some story comes home that sounds a little crazy. This mom was there (the kids looped with me) and said, "Definitely do that! Our kids LIE!"
My son told his teacher he helped his dad fix his truck over the weekend. She asked him what is the first thing you do when fixing the truck. He said….well, first you need to get a beer! Yep, his teacher was in our Sunday school class. I could have died…laughing!
When I was in kindergarten, I told my teacher I had gone to my parents’ wedding. That was pretty shocking in 1957! And it wasn’t my parents’ wedding-it was my uncle’s; Dad wore a tux because he was an usher.
One of the many reasons I adore you is your presentation of everything! It’s your expressions and well…just everything! I think you would win teacher of the year every year…..kids AND parents have got to love you!
My story is about my youngest at age 3. She was pretty advanced for her age. I picked her up from daycare and we were bottle-necked in the pick-up area so had to wait a bit to leave. My girl asked what was for dinner. I told her mac&cheese. She replied "OK but I want the clean ones." 6 mothers turned to look at me because my kid had to request clean food. I looked at her mortified and confused. "Clean ones?" Her reply was "Not the ones in the fridgirator" Those 6 moms are now looking at me with raised eyebrows because apparently I store dirty food in my fridge. It hit me though. "You mean the leftovers?" She says "Yeah. I want new ones." Everyone started laughing but I expected CPS on my doorstep when I got home. After a talk with her later, she thought I put the macaroni in the water to clean it, not cook it. 🙄😂
@jordanprine5557 she got into lots of trouble because she was a smart kid. In 2nd grade, she argued with a teacher who insisted that Venus and Aphrodite were the same goddess. The principal called the librarian in who confirmed they were different goddesses. The teacher had to admit to the class my kid was right. My kid proudly served detention for disrespecting the teacher. I got her an ice cream cone. 😆
When my youngest son was little, now almost 42 so this has been a while but he told everyone his grandma, my mother who had passed away lives in the park for dead people 😂 Made sense to him.
When my now 11 year old daughter was younger, as we passed a large cemetery one day, she asked if we could go pick flowers at that flower garden one day. Lol!
My little guy once told a teacher that I am a drug pusher. This is true. I am a registered nurse, nationally board certified in perianesthesia nursing, and I push medication through IV lines. That was an interesting conversation.
All stories have to true! Been there 35 years and heard so many similar stories. I used to have to leave the classroom and go outside in the hallway to either laugh uproariously or flag down the school counselor or nurse to document statements that could have been DCF/CPS worthy. NEVER a dull day.
On my granddaughters first day of school, her mom was a few minutes late picking her up. While she was waiting outside the school with her teacher for her mom to arrive. Her teacher says to my granddaughter, maybe she got delayed in traffic, to which my granddaughter replied, nope, she's probably still drinking, my mom has to drink before she drives. My daughter in law was so embarrassed trying to explain that she always makes and takes a large coffee with her when she goes somewhere. She said she didn't think the teacher believed her at first then the teacher burst out laughing. 😂
My daughter is starting PK3, and I will begin teaching at the same school in the fall. So, she’s come to campus with me a few times. Chiiiiiile, when I tell you she does not hold her tongue around them people. I’m sure I’m going to get plenty of calls to my classroom from the office.🤣
The tiniest kid in my kindergarten class said that she was seven years old. I knew it wasn't true, but anyway I asked her, "Oh really?" She said, in a totally deadpan voice, "Yes, because I skipped six."
I had two siblings (K & 2nd graders) debating at pick-up time which parent was going to pick them up because they couldn't remember which one was in jail that week. So of course I had to ask more questions. Apparently Dad told Mom he was going to leave her, and Mom decided to stop that by slashing his tires. Cops were called. Mom had to go 'cool off' in jail for a few nights. Dad then took the family dog with him and Mom got angry about that and called the cops, so Dad had to spend a few nights in jail. In the end, I'm pretty sure Grandma did pick-up that day.
@@sureshmukhi2316 Yes. Trust me, it explained a LOT when I learned this story. The older sibling could not work with others or share. The younger one would explode in rage without warning.
When my son was in 3rd grade I went to pick him up from his robotics class, and as I approached him from behind, he was telling his team that gambling is really bad and he should know because gambling runs in his family... no one in our family has a gambling problem... where? how?????? I forgot that when my husband's siblings get together, they play a lot of spades, but no money or anything is involved! 😅😅
My daughter told her kindergarten teacher that we had to sleep in the van last night. The teacher reached out to me to make sure we were okay 😂 I told her my daughter fell asleep in our van on the way home and we put her in the bed. Love your videos!! 😂😂
My daughter kept saying in preschool that we "belt" her. Which turned out was what we said to each other when putting her in her carseat. "Honey, did you belt her in?"
I was over for dinner with my brother’s family ages ago and my kinder-aged nephew told us they had a health lesson on body parts that day and he learned the difference between cartilage and bone. He was very proud to point out that ears and noses contained cartilage but arms, legs, and heads were bone. He then proceeded to ask if his penis was also cartilage because “sometimes it’s stiff but other times it’s bendy.” We howled at that one! My sister-in-law was most desperate to find out if he asked his teacher that question!
My daughter went to school and it was say no to drugs day…..after it was over she went to the teacher and said don’t tell the cops but her dad dip cocaine….needless to say it wasn’t are you ready for this….it was Copenhagen 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness. My youngest son did exactly that. He came home and told me it was Drug and Alcohol day at school and that he told his teacher that his Dad did Cocaine. In my dumbfounded state, I may have yelled "WHAT?" He then tells me, "You know. The stuff he takes out of his can and puts in his mouth" My response, "Your dad doesn't use Cocaine, that is his dip and it is Copenhagen." He says oh yeah, that's what I meant. My oldest son laughs and says, "You know you are probably going to get a visit soon....." Thank goodness, the teachers knew us from his older siblings!
When my oldest son was in Kindergarten many years ago, he was learning about drugs. They were also taught that cigarettes were a drug. He asked my husband who was a smoker, when he was going to quit. My husband gave his standard answer, "Soon". His teacher called the next day and told me he had announced that his dad was going to quit smoking drugs soon. A couple years later I received a phone call from the principal at the same school regarding my daughter. Her teacher had noticed that she had a mild bruise on her head near her temple. When asked what happened, my daughter explained that her mom had hit her in the head with a chair.... When I finished laughing I explained that the children liked to lay on the floor with pillows and watch TV. I would sit in my oversized recliner and join them. Unfortunately, my daughter had scooted herself close to me without my noticing, when I pushed the button that quickly released the foot stool, it flew up and hit her in the head. She cried for a few minutes, and obviously I felt terrible. Sooo, my daughter told the truth, she just neglected to say it was an accident.
I got roasted by a preschooler once. I worked at a daycare and I wore the same cardigan twice about a week apart. This little girl came up to me and said I need to get new clothes because I keep wearing the same ones. 🤣
Young kids are the best comedians on the planet because it's all so natural and innocent! A few years ago, I remember seeing a hilarious story on the news: A little girl went to school and told her teacher that her family had weed at home and she had helped her dad with it. The teacher was shocked and called the cops. When the cops got there, they asked her to show them where the weed was. She took them to the backyard and proceeded to point at the ground. Turns out that her father had enlisted her as his little helper when he was doing yard work the day before and was pulling up weeds!! You teachers know that you all need to call & clarify before overreacting! These kids are so literal! 😂 ☠ 😂 ☠
My older son’s K teacher told the parents at a “ welcome to kindergarten” night--I’ll believe half of what I hear if you believe half of what you hear. Truest words ever spoken.
My son was diagnosed with ADHD. Speech Therapy was offered as a way to learn to wait his turn, focus, and work in small groups. One day his Therapist introduced a game to the group. You had to place your hand into a sock feel the item (apple, eraser, etc.) and without looking only by touching the item describe to the group what they were touching. My son came home and told me he and his teacher played a game called “The touchy feeling game “. Yes, I e-mailed his teacher immediately and we both laughed. Thank you Mrs. Napoli for putting up with our ADHD kids. 🇺🇸
My cousins went to Catholic school and one of them, the boy, told the nuns that his mom drank everyday. His mother (my aunt) drinks a glass of wine at dinner everyday. She is spanish, and this is typical in our family. My poor aunt had to explain it to the priest the next day when she got called into the church office smh
My niece was 5 when she told the doctor "mommy gives me special gummies so I will go to sleep". She was talking about gummy vitamins. My sister would give them to her and tell her they had magic sleep powers so she would go to bed afterwards. My sister nearly died as the doctor glared at her.
My sister does subbing. One day, she was subbing first graders. One of the students asked her, “What should we call you?” She said, “You can call me Miss Hale.” The little girls eyes got big, and she said, “WE CAN’T SAY THAT WORD!” We live in the south. With their southern accent, they pronounce hell as hale…so she thought my sister wanted them to call her Miss Hell.
My mom was a 2nd grade teacher near an Army base in Georgia in the late 1960’s. She heard a child telling their friends that their daddy was so tired after getting home from Vietnam that he needed to take a nap with mommy.
My son’s best friend in kindergarten told the teacher that his dad beat him every night. They called CPS and when they asked him what happened he explained that his dad and brothers wrestled every night and his dad would beat him at wrestling and would then tickle him. His mother was mortified. We had a good laugh about it.
In kindergarten, my son went to a friend's farm with us for the 4th of July and their private fireworks display. He went back to school the next week and told his teacher, "...and on their fireplace in every room there was a bong." They had little decorative, Chinese prayer gong replicas all over their house. "BONG!" So, after we got the kids back from DCS, we explined it to him...
Best thing I ever heard and still laugh at…I’m a Phy Ed teacher and we were playing noodle tag. A little irl came up and said another student had hit her so hard with the noodle it hurt her feelings! 😂
Not something my kid told the teacher but I once got a call from my kid's kindergarten teacher that he crawled into the recycling bin and fell asleep in it and I needed to come get him because he was just to cute and the janitor might keep him 😂
I am the director of a childcare centre. One of the parents told me that her 4 year old excitedly told her that some of the educators had their own children. When she asked who had children he happily told her that I had 30 children - thank God I don't! (although I do have about 300 that I am responsible for - but only during the day, and at night it's only my 2 who are now adults)
my kid was able to read by late kindergarten. We moved and the new system didn;t teach reading until first grade, so she was the only one of her age group who could read. She got in trouble with the playground teacher (and got rumors started about our family in the small town, where we stood out because we were new) when she asked the meaning of a choice word that she read inside the crawl-through tunnel on the play structure. so we were a new family who was in a position to be model citizens who said the f word. Daughter was too scared to say anything about how she knew the word.
One day in my kindergarten class just after recess some students were talking about the dandelions on our grass area being a kind of weed. One student asked what a weed was. Just before I could answer a student chimed in to explain that “weed is medicine for your parents”!!!
My 5 year old granddaughter once told the cashier that her Nanny drinks too much. The woman shockingly looked at me. I widened my eyes and said, “she means coffee, I drink too much coffee.” Thank goodness my granddaughter shook her head in agreement and said, “yes, my Nanny drinks too much coffee.” 😂
I got a call to come talk to my sons teacher. He was in kindergarten. His teacher began by telling me she understood that times were hard and many parents were struggling to afford the things necessary for their children. I thought she was talking about my offer to my daughters 2nd grade teacher, a long time friend, who I'd told to let me know if anyone needed help getting their supplies and I would anonymously provide. Uhhh, no. His teacher tolld me help was available for us. I was getting confused. Then she told me about him going to the restroom and how she ended up having to go help him. He had zipped himself into his pants. She asked why he wasn't wearing underpants and he said I wouldn't buy him any! I knew I had to make sure he hadn't pulled his favorite shirt out of the dirty clothes hamper. I didn't realize he thought underwear was a choice. I assured her he had 2 weeks worth of brand new underwear and socks we had gotten during our school clothes shopping trip. AAGGGHHHHH!
My daughter told her Pre-K teacher, "Mommy stuck her finger up my butt." It was a suppository because she had a fever and would throw up any oral medication I tried to give her. Thankfully the teacher had taught another child of mine and knew me really well.
I had just moved to Atlanta. So some children came over to play with my grandchildren. A cute little 5 year old girl and her 6 year old brother. I was making a cup of tea I was putting honey in the cup. The little girl says my mom has honey she doesn't give us any. she keeps it by her bed when her boyfriend comes over. I looked at my daughter and we both started laughing. I went on to tell the child I don't think your mom wants you to tell that. After that we started calling the neighbor Ms. Honey 😂😂😂
Yes I absolutely adored those books. She was supposed to dust the living room she thought that was odd that it would make more sense to undust but she did what the list said, and she filled it with dust!
My parents were 10 years apart in age. One of my sisters, age 6, went to school after discovering this and told her teacher her mama was 19 and her daddy was 99. They were 29 and 39.
I used to teach pottery at a rec center for kindergarten to second grade age. I had my arms around from behind a little one being very careful to not touch him to help show him how to make a pinch pot. He turned and rubbed his face between my boobs and told me mine were so much bigger than his mommy's. I would have just worked beside him but the class was over filled. The table was full and there was no other way for me to get my hand on the table. I told him with a straight face that they come in all different sizes.
I don't remember a lot about my year in Kindergarten. I thought we were pretty good kids but after the year was over all the adults were talking about how my kindergarten teacher had to go to a special hospital to take a long rest. She never came back to school after that.
My 4 year old told her preschool teacher i had locked her in her room and left her there. The teacher was concerned until my daughter finished the story. She told the teacher she kicked down the door and there were ninjas in the house. She fought them all off by herself and then went to find me! Hilarious
My nephew told his preschool teacher that his grandmama, my mom, drinks and drive..... when asked about it, he admitted she drinks unsweet tea and drives...lol
The handcuffs!!!!! LMBO!! We live in the least populated county in the United States..... literally!! Our older son married a gal with 3 kids about 10 years ago and they moved out to our very rural ranch. During the year, the school had a special guest, the local Fire Marshall who came to talk to the kids on fire safety. He happened to be wearing a pair of handcuffs and my daughter in law's kindergarten age son, in the middle of the other twenty or so kids, 4 or so teachers, and a few random parents, tugged on his handcuffs getting everyone's attention and announced that they had some of those at home with pink fur on them, but he didn't know why they had pink fur!!!--- OH MY WORD!!!! (That'll teach 'em!)
My son told his kindergarten teacher that I forgot to give him his pills. And as far as the School knew, he was not on any medication which she was not. So I had to get called to the school and explain what pills he was on. They were Flintstone vitamins.
When I was in the 5th grade,after Christmas the girls brought their new baby dolls to class. One girl brought a condom and was sticking her finger in it as a pacifier for her doll . The teacher asked where she got it and she said her mother had given it to her. The teacher said that’s no true is it, the girl admitted it wasn’t true. The teacher then whispered something to the girl and her face turned red.
I once made a diorama for church and used menstral pad wrappings for “walls” between scenes (I was about 9). I still think it made sense at the time and I’m always up for figuring out how to repurpose trash, but my mom almost made me re-do the project when she noticed lol.
@@ciannacoleman5125 had another student like a year after bring in tampons for art because I asked them to bring cotton balls or sponges for paint stamping. My experiences with this ceases to amaze me now lol.
My son found my tampons under the bathroom sink and decided they looked like rockets. One day he saw water running down the gutter by the road and decided the rockets might work as torpedoes. My daughter who is four years older came in howling laughter asking me to come see what he was doing. I had to laugh before letting him know they were not torpedoes and not to do that again. He was sure he discovered their use, and who knows what he told anyone about that whole thing.
The first couple of years I worked in daycare, I watched kindergartners. One boy I had was a real handful! Then then I moved to pre-K and ended up taking care of his little sister. She was 3-years old and seemed like his exact opposite. She always seemed super sweet and was totally adorable in her little pink dresses and matching barrettes. Imagine my surprise when one day, after some other kid was pestering her for a toy she was playing with, turned to him and yelled in a big voice, "Back off, Motherf**ker!" It took everything in me to not bust out laughing in surprise. I had to tell her parents when they showed up to pick her up. The big brother (probably about 7 at that time) was with them too. After I told them the story, the mom said, "She sure didn't learn that from her father or me!" We all turned to look at the 7-year old boy, and he couldn't look any of us in the eye. Secretly, I was amused, but I could tell the parents weren't!
I substituted in a kinder class. A little boy showed me a motion with his hand to his chin and said, “When I touch my privates, you need to do this motion to tell me to stop .” Nope, not gonna even address it. 😅
My friends and I did a lot of babysitting when we were teenagers. One time, one of the kids (7-8 years old at the time) in a family my friend sat for regularly was refusing to get dressed completely, and didn't want to put on underwear under her dress. When asked why, the kid told her "It's my day to air out." Whelp, T.M.I. about her Mom!
My son says "momma was high all night! She's wrecked today" I have Type 1 diabetes and it was my blood sugar that was high. LoL
We always laugh about how funny it must sound to someone who overhears any of our “Why is he so high” conversations.
I received a phone call from a mother regarding her son’s birthday party scheduled for the next day. They were making personalized favors and were missing from the class list the name of a new boy who’d just transferred into the school the week before. He also wanted to invite the boy to have a play date because he was an orphan from the earthquake to strike Haiti in 2010. Her son insisted the boy’s name was Looks A Lot. The Mom took a guess that he meant Lancelot, but her son got very upset, insisting it was Looks A Lot! Could I please clarify?
The child’s name was Seymour!
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I used to tell parents that I would only believe half of what the kids told me happened at home if they believed half of what the kids said happens at school
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My kindergarten teacher said the same thing to my mom in 94
Oh I’m gonna use that one at my next parent teachers conference 😏
I used to say the exact same thing 😂
You know my kid's crazy, I know my kid's crazy, that is a deal!
I received a call from my sons teacher one day. He REFUSED to eat the sandwich I packed for him because roaches had eaten a hole through the bread. She called me mortified. I laughed and told her that I didn't even think he knew what a roach looked like. I asked her to ask him to explain what a roach looks like and then to show him a real picture of one. He was stunned. He'd never seen a roach before and was completely grossed out. She called back both embarrassed and amused. I explained that the bread was store bought, and it was just a loaf that had a hole in the one spot on each slice. I told her that she was more than welcome to inspect our home with any law enforcement if she felt necessary. Then I let her know that everyone would know if I found roaches in the house. It would be promptly burnt to the ground. Lol! That was a beginning of a long few years.
You reminded me of a funny story. So I grew up in a rural area in Louisiana and my family always struggled to keep bug infestations out. During one of the unfortunate times we were trying to clear out a roach problem, my mom happened to see one crawl onto the counter by the stove right after she turned on the burner. She freaked out and grabbed the Raid and took aim… carelessly, right across the open flames. She fully flame-thrower barbecued that sucker and my dad thought it was hilarious. Terrifying, but hilarious.
This woman is priceless. Her delivery is half the fun.😅
I am not a teacher, but I think the cutest thing I ever heard was from my nephew. My father had just recently passed. We were gathered as the immediate family to say a prayer before the funeral service began. My nephew was in kindergarten at the time, and wasn't fully understanding everything about his grandfather being gone. My mother said Grandpa changed his physical address to his spiritual address. My nephew looked my mom straight in the eye and asked " Does Grandpa still have the same phone number?"
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I can relate. When my mom passed away, my 6 year old son said, “I thought you said Granny was in Heaven. “ I said, “Yes, she is in Heaven. “He asked, “then who’s in the box?” I was grieving but that tickled me so much -at my mom’s funeral!!!
People were wondering why I was laughing.
It still makes me laugh to this day!! (He’s 21 now!)
My daughter when she was 6 was really grappling with the concept of death. Her great grandmother is alive but her great grandfather passed before she was born. She asked me seriously one day if great grandma ever gets text messages from great grandpa from Heaven. It was such a sweet question.
These are the reasons why I used to get down on my knees in my classroom and thank the Lord that I was a preschool teacher. My entire life was a comedy blockbuster!❤❤❤
I'm couldn't teach preschool or kindergarten. I already laugh at anything and everything. 😂😂😂
My grandson’s Kindergarten teacher said, “Oh, thank goodness you are okay!” when I showed up at his K classroom for Open House this past May. “Mikey told me that the doctors had to take your eye out, but that it was okay because they would put it back. “ I had had cataract surgery that morning.
Years ago my mother in law who was a kindergarten teacher looked up and saw a whole group of first graders outside her room. She went to the door and asked them why they were there. ‘The teacher told us if we couldn’t behave, she was going to send us back to kindergarten. So here we are.”
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I taught up in the Delta of MS. The state sent observers. One was in the kindergarten room where the teacher was reading a story. A child kept talking and interrupting. A little girl in the front turned around and at the top of her lungs yelled, "Shut the f.. up! I'm trying to listen to the story!"
Saying what you really want to say but cant 😂
Keepin' it real gone wrong!😂
I’m sorry, I know that’s not supposed to be funny, but it’s hilarious! As a teacher, I would have been mortified on the outside and trying my hardest not to laugh!
The other kids were thinking it.
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When I was school librarian, K teacher came in ready to laugh. Kid had been looking around K room, finally asked her "Where do you keep your clothes?"
He thought she LIVED there.
Probably the kid used to go to a day care that was also the house of the childcare worker.
@@sureshmukhi2316no I believed that too😂 I remember the pre k teacher telling us something about her family or home and I was thinking YEAH RIGHT 😩 in my kid mind the teachers were there when we arrived and there when we left so they were part of the school 🤷🏽♀️
@@mamat1213 😄
At 6 or 7 years, I thought that, too! Teachers had a little office or large closet and I thought they stood in there recharging when we weren't there. I was shocked to see my teacher at the grocery store--she ate food?! Somehow, I'd gotten the idea they were androids. 😂
A police officer showed up at my friends house during remote learning. The teacher had asked her son (second grade) where his parents were. He told his teacher that his parents were at work. The teacher assumed that the kids was home alone when they were actualy in the home office working from home.
I miss elementary and preschool.
I used to work at a preschool and I was walking a kindergarten student back to the school. On the way he looks up at me and asks if I was married. (I was only 20 at the time) I told him no. He asked if I had a big bed. To which I responded sort of. He replied well if you have a big bed, you have room for a wife.
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I used that same logic to get out of an awkward question. I was newly married and my husband’s 5-year-old cousin asked if we slept in the same bed. Everyone’s kinda looking at me awkwardly but after a second it hits me that he’s freaking 5 and there’s no sense making it more complicated than it needs to be. I just said, “Yeah, there’s not room for two so we have one bigger one.” And he just nodded and went back to watching tv. Still a proud moment for me… I don’t usually think fast enough to be that smooth, lol.
When my daughter was 4 and in preschool, she grabbed some of my Coca-Cola Tic Tacs and had them in her mouth. As I was dropping her off for school (Catholic school), she looks at the principal and shows her these white candies and says "Look, I have Coke in my mouth". I about died.
Don’t take her through an airport 😂
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If she had chewed them at all tho...😂😂😂😂!!!! Heart attack!
I have a preschool student who hasn't been to summer camp in a week or so. She shows up one day and says "My mommy brought me to school because she's going somewhere inappropriate" 🤦🏾♀️ She's pregnant and was going to a doctors appointment. It was "inappropriate" for a child to go with her. 😂
Music teacher here: We were singing about three little fishies swimming all over the dam. I explained that a dam is a big wall that holds back water. Sweet little guy replies, “Well that’s not how my parents use it!”
Have you seen the meme about the kid drawing a picture of his mom at work? She's standing in the middle, holding onto a thin vertical object attached to a square base, and people are surrounding her, waving money at her.
Mom had to come in and explain she's NOT a pole dancer; she was selling snow shovels at a hardware store!
I have 😂
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Me too. Lol’d that one!
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“The bailiff for me, the priest for you coz I’m tired of your behavior “😂
I have definitely had moments/ days where I wanted to say this!
In kindergarten my son told his class he was going to have a baby brother. I had not lived with his dad or anyone else for 4 years at this point and was teaching at the same school (a very conservative Christian school). I had mentioned in passing that some people who can't have biological kids might foster or adopt kids who can't stay with their bio parents (our neighbours at our old house were foster carers) and that was the only way he was likely to get the sibling he wanted. We had to have a long discussion about wanting something is not the same as it happening in real life.
Hexwas doing what young adults do nowadays "manifesting" .. speak it and it will happen! 😊
Kindergarten is a whole different animal. 😂
Teaching kindergarten is never dull! Can't wait to start year 20 of the adventure. 😂
Mad props to you
Me too! Year 20 is on!
Humble year 7’er over here 😅
@ejo4squared01 You got me beat in only at year 4.
Thank you for your hard work and compassion to these children. Lord knows I could never do it. (FYI: never had kids.) 🌹
Student told me "My momma said my daddy is good for nothing"!😂😂
One of my kindergarteners went home and told her mom how we went horseback riding earlier that afternoon. I ran into them in town after school and mom excitedly told me how her daughter had told her all about it, and how she'd had two rides because another boy in class had misbehaved and wasn't allowed to have his turn as a punishment, so she got a second turn on the horse. We hadn't gone horseback riding. We'd gone on a nature walk and saw a horse in a pasture. The next year at Open House, I shared with parents that I wouldn't believe half of what the kids come in and tell me if they'd call and ask for clarification if some story comes home that sounds a little crazy. This mom was there (the kids looped with me) and said, "Definitely do that! Our kids LIE!"
Maybe not lying but their viewpoint is definitely different. 😂😂
One of my babies said to me: “Ms. Barbara, know why I love you so much? ‘Cause you smell just like a pet store!”😳
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Probably bc you hugging little ones, who hug their pets-pet transfer❤❤
😂 this one made me laugh 😂
Cedar chips!
My son told his teacher he helped his dad fix his truck over the weekend. She asked him what is the first thing you do when fixing the truck. He said….well, first you need to get a beer! Yep, his teacher was in our Sunday school class. I could have died…laughing!
When I was in kindergarten, I told my teacher I had gone to my parents’ wedding. That was pretty shocking in 1957! And it wasn’t my parents’ wedding-it was my uncle’s; Dad wore a tux because he was an usher.
One of the many reasons I adore you is your presentation of everything! It’s your expressions and well…just everything! I think you would win teacher of the year every year…..kids AND parents have got to love you!
Would you please tell me where is this lady from? She has a funny accent 😅
Cheers from Italy
Pray girl pray!! LOL! I teach Pre-K, and the things that are told is.... 😬
Most of my day is redirecting conversations!
My story is about my youngest at age 3. She was pretty advanced for her age. I picked her up from daycare and we were bottle-necked in the pick-up area so had to wait a bit to leave. My girl asked what was for dinner. I told her mac&cheese. She replied "OK but I want the clean ones." 6 mothers turned to look at me because my kid had to request clean food. I looked at her mortified and confused. "Clean ones?" Her reply was "Not the ones in the fridgirator" Those 6 moms are now looking at me with raised eyebrows because apparently I store dirty food in my fridge. It hit me though. "You mean the leftovers?" She says "Yeah. I want new ones." Everyone started laughing but I expected CPS on my doorstep when I got home. After a talk with her later, she thought I put the macaroni in the water to clean it, not cook it. 🙄😂
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That's done pretty good deductive reasoning for a 3 year old
@jordanprine5557 she got into lots of trouble because she was a smart kid. In 2nd grade, she argued with a teacher who insisted that Venus and Aphrodite were the same goddess. The principal called the librarian in who confirmed they were different goddesses. The teacher had to admit to the class my kid was right. My kid proudly served detention for disrespecting the teacher. I got her an ice cream cone. 😆
@@dawnbaker9274 but goddesses did not exist, so WHY were they teaching that in school? Unnecessarily teaching fairytales in school.
When my youngest son was little, now almost 42 so this has been a while but he told everyone his grandma, my mother who had passed away lives in the park for dead people 😂 Made sense to him.
When my now 11 year old daughter was younger, as we passed a large cemetery one day, she asked if we could go pick flowers at that flower garden one day. Lol!
My sister worked as the OTC manager at a pharmacy. Her son was 9 years old and told his teacher his mom sold drugs. 🤣🤦♀️😂🤦♀️😂🤪
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My little guy once told a teacher that I am a drug pusher. This is true. I am a registered nurse, nationally board certified in perianesthesia nursing, and I push medication through IV lines. That was an interesting conversation.
All stories have to true! Been there 35 years and heard so many similar stories. I used to have to leave the classroom and go outside in the hallway to either laugh uproariously or flag down the school counselor or nurse to document statements that could have been DCF/CPS worthy. NEVER a dull day.
When I was in daycare, I told the teacher that my mom was drinking and driving....it was a Diet Coke!
You trying to get cps called 😂
On my granddaughters first day of school, her mom was a few minutes late picking her up. While she was waiting outside the school with her teacher for her mom to arrive. Her teacher says to my granddaughter, maybe she got delayed in traffic, to which my granddaughter replied, nope, she's probably still drinking, my mom has to drink before she drives. My daughter in law was so embarrassed trying to explain that she always makes and takes a large coffee with her when she goes somewhere. She said she didn't think the teacher believed her at first then the teacher burst out laughing. 😂
My daughter is starting PK3, and I will begin teaching at the same school in the fall. So, she’s come to campus with me a few times. Chiiiiiile, when I tell you she does not hold her tongue around them people. I’m sure I’m going to get plenty of calls to my classroom from the office.🤣
Best of luck, and be sure to write everything down that happens so you can laugh again later. 🌹
You are a breath of fresh air! Thanks for the giggles!
The tiniest kid in my kindergarten class said that she was seven years old. I knew it wasn't true, but anyway I asked her, "Oh really?" She said, in a totally deadpan voice, "Yes, because I skipped six."
I had two siblings (K & 2nd graders) debating at pick-up time which parent was going to pick them up because they couldn't remember which one was in jail that week. So of course I had to ask more questions. Apparently Dad told Mom he was going to leave her, and Mom decided to stop that by slashing his tires. Cops were called. Mom had to go 'cool off' in jail for a few nights. Dad then took the family dog with him and Mom got angry about that and called the cops, so Dad had to spend a few nights in jail. In the end, I'm pretty sure Grandma did pick-up that day.
It's always good to get clarification before making cps calls some staff dont grasp that kids say off the wall shit without context
So mom and dad were really in jail?
@@sureshmukhi2316 Yes. Trust me, it explained a LOT when I learned this story. The older sibling could not work with others or share. The younger one would explode in rage without warning.
When my son was in 3rd grade I went to pick him up from his robotics class, and as I approached him from behind, he was telling his team that gambling is really bad and he should know because gambling runs in his family... no one in our family has a gambling problem... where? how?????? I forgot that when my husband's siblings get together, they play a lot of spades, but no money or anything is involved! 😅😅
My daughter told her kindergarten teacher that we had to sleep in the van last night. The teacher reached out to me to make sure we were okay 😂 I told her my daughter fell asleep in our van on the way home and we put her in the bed. Love your videos!! 😂😂
My oldest used to tell her teachers her sister was born in a crack house. Her sister was born in Germany. A hospital is called a KRANKENHAUS. 🤦♀️
My daughter kept saying in preschool that we "belt" her. Which turned out was what we said to each other when putting her in her carseat. "Honey, did you belt her in?"
honestly tho if I was a teacher, and heard that I'd be like ok then I expect a well behaved kid and just look for any too bad signs of abuse...
I was over for dinner with my brother’s family ages ago and my kinder-aged nephew told us they had a health lesson on body parts that day and he learned the difference between cartilage and bone. He was very proud to point out that ears and noses contained cartilage but arms, legs, and heads were bone.
He then proceeded to ask if his penis was also cartilage because “sometimes it’s stiff but other times it’s bendy.” We howled at that one! My sister-in-law was most desperate to find out if he asked his teacher that question!
Retired Kindergarten teacher here! I've heard everything!
My daughter went to school and it was say no to drugs day…..after it was over she went to the teacher and said don’t tell the cops but her dad dip cocaine….needless to say it wasn’t are you ready for this….it was Copenhagen 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness. My youngest son did exactly that. He came home and told me it was Drug and Alcohol day at school and that he told his teacher that his Dad did Cocaine. In my dumbfounded state, I may have yelled "WHAT?" He then tells me, "You know. The stuff he takes out of his can and puts in his mouth" My response, "Your dad doesn't use Cocaine, that is his dip and it is Copenhagen." He says oh yeah, that's what I meant. My oldest son laughs and says, "You know you are probably going to get a visit soon....." Thank goodness, the teachers knew us from his older siblings!
Love the content, but your delivery is the Gold Standard!!
When my oldest son was in Kindergarten many years ago, he was learning about drugs. They were also taught that cigarettes were a drug. He asked my husband who was a smoker, when he was going to quit. My husband gave his standard answer, "Soon". His teacher called the next day and told me he had announced that his dad was going to quit smoking drugs soon.
A couple years later I received a phone call from the principal at the same school regarding my daughter. Her teacher had noticed that she had a mild bruise on her head near her temple. When asked what happened, my daughter explained that her mom had hit her in the head with a chair.... When I finished laughing I explained that the children liked to lay on the floor with pillows and watch TV. I would sit in my oversized recliner and join them. Unfortunately, my daughter had scooted herself close to me without my noticing, when I pushed the button that quickly released the foot stool, it flew up and hit her in the head. She cried for a few minutes, and obviously I felt terrible. Sooo, my daughter told the truth, she just neglected to say it was an accident.
I got roasted by a preschooler once. I worked at a daycare and I wore the same cardigan twice about a week apart. This little girl came up to me and said I need to get new clothes because I keep wearing the same ones. 🤣
They used to count my gray hairs when I was tying their shoes. Thank God I work at a high school now.
Young kids are the best comedians on the planet because it's all so natural and innocent!
A few years ago, I remember seeing a hilarious story on the news:
A little girl went to school and told her teacher that her family had weed at home and she had helped her dad with it. The teacher was shocked and called the cops. When the cops got there, they asked her to show them where the weed was. She took them to the backyard and proceeded to point at the ground. Turns out that her father had enlisted her as his little helper when he was doing yard work the day before and was pulling up weeds!!
You teachers know that you all need to call & clarify before overreacting! These kids are so literal! 😂 ☠ 😂 ☠
My older son’s K teacher told the parents at a “ welcome to kindergarten” night--I’ll believe half of what I hear if you believe half of what you hear. Truest words ever spoken.
My son was diagnosed with ADHD. Speech Therapy was offered as a way to learn to wait his turn, focus, and work in small groups. One day his Therapist introduced a game to the group. You had to place your hand into a sock feel the item (apple, eraser, etc.) and without looking only by touching the item describe to the group what they were touching. My son came home and told me he and his teacher played a game called “The touchy feeling game “. Yes, I e-mailed his teacher immediately and we both laughed. Thank you Mrs. Napoli for putting up with our ADHD kids. 🇺🇸
😂😂I taught Kdg. 1973-1985. These stories are EXACTLY what I heard years ago!❤
My cousins went to Catholic school and one of them, the boy, told the nuns that his mom drank everyday. His mother (my aunt) drinks a glass of wine at dinner everyday. She is spanish, and this is typical in our family. My poor aunt had to explain it to the priest the next day when she got called into the church office smh
I like to think that the priest and your Spanish aunt shared a bottle of wine and talked about various grape-producing regions.
@@Bright_Broccoli That very much sounds like something my aunt would do. Lovely woman, and smart, too! 🍷🥂
My niece was 5 when she told the doctor "mommy gives me special gummies so I will go to sleep". She was talking about gummy vitamins. My sister would give them to her and tell her they had magic sleep powers so she would go to bed afterwards.
My sister nearly died as the doctor glared at her.
My sister does subbing. One day, she was subbing first graders. One of the students asked her, “What should we call you?” She said, “You can call me Miss Hale.” The little girls eyes got big, and she said, “WE CAN’T SAY THAT WORD!” We live in the south. With their southern accent, they pronounce hell as hale…so she thought my sister wanted them to call her Miss Hell.
This makes me thankful that homemade foods are not allowed at school for class parties. 🙃
My mom was a 2nd grade teacher near an Army base in Georgia in the late 1960’s. She heard a child telling their friends that their daddy was so tired after getting home from Vietnam that he needed to take a nap with mommy.
The cupcake store is exactly why many schools insist on store bought treats.
Nephews 1st grade class went to the zoo. When they reached elephant exhibit, he stated it smells like my mommy's nightgown.
My son’s best friend in kindergarten told the teacher that his dad beat him every night. They called CPS and when they asked him what happened he explained that his dad and brothers wrestled every night and his dad would beat him at wrestling and would then tickle him. His mother was mortified. We had a good laugh about it.
I just back away slowly 🤣🤣
My two boys were in the car when my husband got pulled over for speeding. Later, they told me “Daddy got arrested!”
In kindergarten, my son went to a friend's farm with us for the 4th of July and their private fireworks display. He went back to school the next week and told his teacher, "...and on their fireplace in every room there was a bong."
They had little decorative, Chinese prayer gong replicas all over their house. "BONG!"
So, after we got the kids back from DCS, we explined it to him...
Best thing I ever heard and still laugh at…I’m a Phy Ed teacher and we were playing noodle tag. A little irl came up and said another student had hit her so hard with the noodle it hurt her feelings! 😂
Not something my kid told the teacher but I once got a call from my kid's kindergarten teacher that he crawled into the recycling bin and fell asleep in it and I needed to come get him because he was just to cute and the janitor might keep him 😂
Sweet story.
I am the director of a childcare centre. One of the parents told me that her 4 year old excitedly told her that some of the educators had their own children. When she asked who had children he happily told her that I had 30 children - thank God I don't! (although I do have about 300 that I am responsible for - but only during the day, and at night it's only my 2 who are now adults)
1:59 back away slowly has me in tears 😭😭😭
my kid was able to read by late kindergarten. We moved and the new system didn;t teach reading until first grade, so she was the only one of her age group who could read. She got in trouble with the playground teacher (and got rumors started about our family in the small town, where we stood out because we were new) when she asked the meaning of a choice word that she read inside the crawl-through tunnel on the play structure. so we were a new family who was in a position to be model citizens who said the f word. Daughter was too scared to say anything about how she knew the word.
One day in my kindergarten class just after recess some students were talking about the dandelions on our grass area being a kind of weed. One student asked what a weed was. Just before I could answer a student chimed in to explain that “weed is medicine for your parents”!!!
My 5 year old granddaughter once told the cashier that her Nanny drinks too much. The woman shockingly looked at me. I widened my eyes and said, “she means coffee, I drink too much coffee.” Thank goodness my granddaughter shook her head in agreement and said, “yes, my Nanny drinks too much coffee.” 😂
I think you mean, 'nodded her head'. Shook her head means, 'no'.
Funny stuff. You can always do stand up comedy on summer break!! The kids already gave you the jokes 🤣 ❤
"Yeah, my dad has a really long tail, too!"
Well, that's going to make THAT parent conference awkward and tedious.
I got a call to come talk to my sons teacher. He was in kindergarten. His teacher began by telling me she understood that times were hard and many parents were struggling to afford the things necessary for their children. I thought she was talking about my offer to my daughters 2nd grade teacher, a long time friend, who I'd told to let me know if anyone needed help getting their supplies and I would anonymously provide.
Uhhh, no. His teacher tolld me help was available for us. I was getting confused. Then she told me about him going to the restroom and how she ended up having to go help him. He had zipped himself into his pants. She asked why he wasn't wearing underpants and he said I wouldn't buy him any! I knew I had to make sure he hadn't pulled his favorite shirt out of the dirty clothes hamper. I didn't realize he thought underwear was a choice. I assured her he had 2 weeks worth of brand new underwear and socks we had gotten during our school clothes shopping trip.
AAGGGHHHHH!
I wasn't a teacher but I drove school bus for years. my favorites had to be the little ones - the stories I heard!
I had a boy student walk into my classroom and loudly announced to everyone that his grandma sleeps naked.
Out of all of these comments, this one made me laugh out loud! 🤣🤣🤣
Here is a name for your book. I was a kindergarten assistant. "A funny thing happened on the way to first grade"
I love this for a kids book title.
I really like that!
Mommy's pregnant with sister, and teacher's pregnant with cheeseburgers...
My daughter told her Pre-K teacher, "Mommy stuck her finger up my butt." It was a suppository because she had a fever and would throw up any oral medication I tried to give her. Thankfully the teacher had taught another child of mine and knew me really well.
Exactly, we need the rest of the tea!!
I had just moved to Atlanta. So some children came over to play with my grandchildren. A cute little 5 year old girl and her 6 year old brother. I was making a cup of tea I was putting honey in the cup. The little girl says my mom has honey she doesn't give us any. she keeps it by her bed when her boyfriend comes over. I looked at my daughter and we both started laughing. I went on to tell the child I don't think your mom wants you to tell that. After that we started calling the neighbor Ms. Honey 😂😂😂
LOL! Here in Oregon, we really do have "pot stores"!
Amelia Bedelia. Remember those books😂
Yes I absolutely adored those books. She was supposed to dust the living room she thought that was odd that it would make more sense to undust but she did what the list said, and she filled it with dust!
@@beckycaughel7557 I always liked "steaked" the garden.
I am still very literal.
@@moniqueengleman873 yes me too
My parents were 10 years apart in age. One of my sisters, age 6, went to school after discovering this and told her teacher her mama was 19 and her daddy was 99.
They were 29 and 39.
I used to teach pottery at a rec center for kindergarten to second grade age. I had my arms around from behind a little one being very careful to not touch him to help show him how to make a pinch pot. He turned and rubbed his face between my boobs and told me mine were so much bigger than his mommy's. I would have just worked beside him but the class was over filled. The table was full and there was no other way for me to get my hand on the table. I told him with a straight face that they come in all different sizes.
I don't remember a lot about my year in Kindergarten. I thought we were pretty good kids but after the year was over all the adults were talking about how my kindergarten teacher had to go to a special hospital to take a long rest. She never came back to school after that.
My 4 year old told her preschool teacher i had locked her in her room and left her there. The teacher was concerned until my daughter finished the story. She told the teacher she kicked down the door and there were ninjas in the house. She fought them all off by herself and then went to find me! Hilarious
My now 22 yr old told her teacher how she was born, via c-section, in detail. "Ya, they cut my mom up!" 😂
Best laugh I’ve had in weeks! Love it!
🤣🤣🤣got to love the children & their views🤣🤣🤣
My nephew told his preschool teacher that his grandmama, my mom, drinks and drive..... when asked about it, he admitted she drinks unsweet tea and drives...lol
The handcuffs!!!!! LMBO!!
We live in the least populated county in the United States..... literally!!
Our older son married a gal with 3 kids about 10 years ago and they moved out to our very rural ranch. During the year, the school had a special guest, the local Fire Marshall who came to talk to the kids on fire safety. He happened to be wearing a pair of handcuffs and my daughter in law's kindergarten age son, in the middle of the other twenty or so kids, 4 or so teachers, and a few random parents, tugged on his handcuffs getting everyone's attention and announced that they had some of those at home with pink fur on them, but he didn't know why they had pink fur!!!--- OH MY WORD!!!! (That'll teach 'em!)
3:22 the information is endless 😂
My son told his kindergarten teacher that I forgot to give him his pills. And as far as the School knew, he was not on any medication which she was not. So I had to get called to the school and explain what pills he was on. They were Flintstone vitamins.
Yup. kindergarteners are completely unfiltered!
One of students brought a handful of tampons one day when I asked her why she said she wanted to show us her grenades.
When I was in the 5th grade,after Christmas the girls brought their new baby dolls to class. One girl brought a condom and was sticking her finger in it as a pacifier for her doll . The teacher asked where she got it and she said her mother had given it to her. The teacher said that’s no true is it, the girl admitted it wasn’t true. The teacher then whispered something to the girl and her face turned red.
I once made a diorama for church and used menstral pad wrappings for “walls” between scenes (I was about 9). I still think it made sense at the time and I’m always up for figuring out how to repurpose trash, but my mom almost made me re-do the project when she noticed lol.
@@ciannacoleman5125 had another student like a year after bring in tampons for art because I asked them to bring cotton balls or sponges for paint stamping. My experiences with this ceases to amaze me now lol.
My son found my tampons under the bathroom sink and decided they looked like rockets. One day he saw water running down the gutter by the road and decided the rockets might work as torpedoes. My daughter who is four years older came in howling laughter asking me to come see what he was doing. I had to laugh before letting him know they were not torpedoes and not to do that again. He was sure he discovered their use, and who knows what he told anyone about that whole thing.
The first couple of years I worked in daycare, I watched kindergartners. One boy I had was a real handful! Then then I moved to pre-K and ended up taking care of his little sister. She was 3-years old and seemed like his exact opposite. She always seemed super sweet and was totally adorable in her little pink dresses and matching barrettes. Imagine my surprise when one day, after some other kid was pestering her for a toy she was playing with, turned to him and yelled in a big voice, "Back off, Motherf**ker!"
It took everything in me to not bust out laughing in surprise. I had to tell her parents when they showed up to pick her up. The big brother (probably about 7 at that time) was with them too. After I told them the story, the mom said, "She sure didn't learn that from her father or me!" We all turned to look at the 7-year old boy, and he couldn't look any of us in the eye. Secretly, I was amused, but I could tell the parents weren't!
I substituted in a kinder class. A little boy showed me a motion with his hand to his chin and said, “When I touch my privates, you need to do this motion to tell me to stop .” Nope, not gonna even address it. 😅
My friends and I did a lot of babysitting when we were teenagers. One time, one of the kids (7-8 years old at the time) in a family my friend sat for regularly was refusing to get dressed completely, and didn't want to put on underwear under her dress. When asked why, the kid told her "It's my day to air out." Whelp, T.M.I. about her Mom!
Why was that one kid's dad bringing bud lite to work anyway? 😂
That’s what I wanna know! 😂
Me too!
So he has something to share with his friends at work of course! :-)
@@nancyirwin3150 LOL
Perhaps he works from home? But it does raise some questions.
I forget how funny kindergarten kids are. Hilarious. I missed your cideos