When I taught first grade my classroom was in the back of the building. I had a set of parents by the time they got to me for our parent teacher conference looked so defeated. Apparently, they had been stopped by at least 4 teachers to talk about their child's behavior. I felt so sorry for them that I had to come up with some good news real quick to tell them about their child before I had to talk to them about their child's behavior. 😆
@@doctormorgan5353 if it's still like how it was when I was in first grade in 2004-2005, about.....4 or 5 I think it was? homeroom, p.e., art, librarian.....I feel like there was more maybe this kid was just really infamous for bothering every other classroom in the grade
I taught French for 34 years. In one of my first open house events, I had a parent ask me why his child had to take a foreign language. His rationale for arguing with school policy was that since Jesus spoke English, it was good enough for his child,too.
During parent conferences in October a mom was telling me that her daughter was failing my science class because of me. I pulled up her grades and showed her she was failing all her classes, so no, not me. Ha ha the parent stomped out of the room!
Hilarious. About wet my pants when you started giggling over the "uterus in a jar." God bless all you teachers who deal with this sort of stuff on a daily basis.
I was a substitute teacher at the most dangerous high school in the ghetto where students have house arrest anklets on and am currently working at a hospital emergency department front desk. I’ve seen some crazy things. I literally just finished my 12 hour shift and had a long day. And this made me laugh so hard while brushing my teeth I accidentally spit toothpaste all over my mirror! I cannot wait to show it to my coworkers tomorrow! This is the funniest & most bizarre type of shit I’ve ever heard!!!
The most dangerous schools I've worked in are in my own rural community, 1994-2020. Apparently, the fed research agrees with me. All my 12 yr olds have hunting licenses, wrifles, machetes, & IEPS & 504, & they know how to use them efficiently. They hunt & kill anything that moves & brag abt it on the regular. Had an IEP student & parent show up at my house & asked if they cd kill all the wild turkeys (e.g., 2-flocks of 20), 4 deer ( e.g., 1-dow & 3-fawns), 3-peacocks, & raccoons hiding on our acreage because they'd kill all the ones that were on their smaller 2-acres. I said, "No, because we have pet fowl, we don't kill our pets, hunting season ended for the year, & you're not allowed to shoot within 100 yards of a residential area. Dad took one look at our lovely white goose Bernard & said nice breast. "If yah feed it. Yah mite...as well eat it." I'm happily in the inner city where I'd have to actually do something to get shot not just cause I'm breathing. It's a long round-trip drive but I'm still alive. What a PTC that was! Thanks rural parents. I transferred to the inner city where there is just mouthy silly brawling. But more importantly, I left behind the black,white, & red occult mafia in rural America.
Most school librarians are called "library teachers" (like art teachers, gym teachers, music teachers...) because they teach the same number of classes per day as classroom teachers. Only they don't teach the same group of children all day, each day. They will teach a second grade class, and then a fourth grade class, followed by a third grade class, back to a second grade class (different lesson plans) before lunch. Your lunch time is not the 45 min. uninterrupted time of most classroom teachers. You have 15 min. at the beginning (assuming the teacher came to pick up the class before lunch on time and the parent volunteer didn't talk your ear off after the class left) to get to the staff room and eat your lunch for maybe 10 minutes. Then you (and the music, or art, or gym teacher) are on duty in the cafeteria for 15 min. which includes supervising the clean-up and moving the students outside (the classroom teachers on duty, before you come, watch the kids sitting at their tables eating), and then you watch them on the playground and hope against hope that the classroom teachers who are coming to relieve you are not more than 5 min. late since you have your next class to set up for. There are parent volunteers (often on a rotating basis for each class so multiple parents can "check out" what's going on for every class). Most are wonderful, but many are needy, too, and you are not "far away" from the parents.
In elementary school I loved the librarians. I finished class work too fast so I was sent to the library to " help" or read. The librarians who took the time early on to teach me to use enclopedias, and the dictionary, and the " Dewey decimal system" introduced me to the world,d of exploring libraries and researching topics. Yes the school wanted me to skip a grade but my parents wouldn't agree.
I once had an uncle of my fave (girl) student show up for P/T conference. The next day, the student came up to me and told me that her uncle told her to ask me if I'd go out with him.
I was a Para at a high school English class . There was a female student who liked me so much that she wanted to set me up with her single Dad. Needless to say I had to shut that down.
Last year during COVID, I had zoom parent teacher conferences like most people did. My conferences were fairly normal except for one. The mom had her phone propped up on the dryer, and she proceeded to fold her laundry during the conference. When she stepped back from the dryer, I could see that all she was wearing was an unbuttoned shirt and no pants! At least she had on underpants, but still! Thank god I never had to face her in person after that!
I figured out why I like these offerings - besides the host laugh & ways - so much. It makes me feel good that I was a good to great parent. The chutzpah of these parents is staggering
Ok, the uterus in a jar story...? WTF???? 😂😂😂😂😂 Yu have the most amazing laugh! If you were reciting the alphabet and started laughing, I'd be cracking up right along with you! 😄❤
The worst conferences are when the parent talks about themselves, their lives, brag about their jobs and how much they travel and how their child used to be in previous years.
During a PTC, a parent said I was a verbally abusive teacher because her 6th grade son video taped me yelling at him during class, once. I was too embarrassed & to exhausted to write out my 12th referral & to tell both the AP & parent he was on porn instead of iReady reading intervention. I had a chance to out him using his school laptop report, pic I snapped with my cell, & the laptop history but when she demanded he be removed fm my class, I jumped on it. Yes, I agree that perhaps it's not a gd fit. I highly agree he might be better served elsewhere. Within a week, he was crying to his new teacher that he didn't belong in her class of high performers & wanted to return to my class. No way! He md his bed now it's made.
How on earth was a child (I'm guessing 11 or 12?) able to access pornography in a classroom? Why was this even possible - why weren't the security settings on? What is the world coming to?!
I had a parent call me after the conference just to tell me it was the worst conference she had ever been to because I didn't complement her child once! She said all I told her was his grades, state scores,😢 and how to help him at home.
I was a teacher’s assistant and a student i worked with over heard the teacher saying she hopes the students mom doesn’t have anymore kids. The next day the student showed the teacher her mother’s uterus in a jar and said, “see my mom won’t have anymore kids.” That was the strangest call home I ever did. The mom told me she sent the student with it because the mom strongly dislikes the teacher and wanted to teacher a lesson about how to talk around children.
My crazy guess…she asked for it for her child’s show and tell. I’m sure the hospital staff was confused but just like teachers they had no say… and beside common sense would’ve flew over her head.
Depends on how long ago it was, when I was a kid they were fine to give me my appendix to take home and same when I had my first wisdom tooth out, by the time my last wisdom tooth was taken out I wasn't allowed near it or to take it home as it was medical waste.
I had a parent complain about her son’s behavior AT HOME then proceed to tell me it was my responsibility to discipline him and correct that behavior. Did I mention this behavior was AT HOME? Another student’s parents told me I just needed to understand his daughter’s profane language and tendency to become so violent she screamed and punched other students because she competed in rodeos and those people were rough.
Ironic moment -- I'm currently recovering from a hysterectomy, and I had to pause after Bri's reaction to the uterus story because I was laughing too hard and hurting myself. 😂
When we were teaching online, I had a kid's dad walk through the room in nothing but his underwear. Fortunately the kid saw and turned his camera off right away... but damn.
These are so real. Had a mom ask if her daughter could bring the placenta from her new baby’s birth to class (at least she asked first). We called in a mom to conference about her daughter wearing see through and low cut tops to school and she showed up dressed the same way.
I recently had an IEP meeting and the grandmother stated that her 8th grade granddaughter (who we were meeting about) breastfeeds her doll. But she only does it every few months and they were trying to tell her that babies need to be breastfed every couple of hours! 😱😮😂😂😂 WHAT IN THE WORLD??😮
I had a parent fall asleep three times during a P/T conference. I also had a child horribly fail a math test. The mother came in (with dad as reinforcement) to complain to me about her daughter's test score. I went through every mistake with the parents who are from a foreign country, but have lived in the USA for several years by this time. She couldn't find any mistakes in the scoring of the test on my part until she saw that one question used the ➗ symbol, which we have obviously used in class countless times. The mom said that is not what is used in their home country and that the question should not be marked incorrect. I just looked at the mom, marked the question "ok". She was all smiles. The child's score changed insignificantly staying in the 40% range. She left feeling she had somehow won a battle with me. Needless to say, this parent was a thorn all year long.
I had a mom who moonlighted as a medium. In the 2 years I had her kids, she said she’d just seen a ghost in the hallway and by the way the school is haunted, she suggested to her daughter that a certain hex would help her learn her times tables, and that she would contact my deceased mother when she got home. I’m dead serious.
Wow, I thought I’ve had crazy parent meetings. Hollywood just needs to interview real teachers for their scripts. No need to make up anything.
After watching this video, especially the last one, Hollywood can’t make up anything as crazy as their real stories!
so true!! 🤣
“Looking like a woolly mammoth - and hereby thought they were extinct”
I’m dead 😂 on the floor 😂 my belly’s hurting from laughing
Mine too!😂
Maybe she brought the uterus to be like “you know what, I’m done. You can have the kid and the organ that grew him” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s not funny…
When I taught first grade my classroom was in the back of the building. I had a set of parents by the time they got to me for our parent teacher conference looked so defeated. Apparently, they had been stopped by at least 4 teachers to talk about their child's behavior. I felt so sorry for them that I had to come up with some good news real quick to tell them about their child before I had to talk to them about their child's behavior. 😆
Omg, you too.
How many teachers does a first grader have?
@@doctormorgan5353 if it's still like how it was when I was in first grade in 2004-2005, about.....4 or 5 I think it was? homeroom, p.e., art, librarian.....I feel like there was more
maybe this kid was just really infamous for bothering every other classroom in the grade
"Too many numbers"
I just barely survived all three rounds of Engineering Calc and that sounds like the best problem to have
I taught French for 34 years. In one of my first open house events, I had a parent ask me why his child had to take a foreign language. His rationale for arguing with school policy was that since Jesus spoke English, it was good enough for his child,too.
😂😂
Jesus spoke English, um wow. Did he speak it with a southern drawl, maybe a crisp London accent, or could he have been Australian? I'd love to know.
😱🤣🤦
@sweetiepie7019 my thoughts exactly! He probably thought Christ was white too. lol
Jesus was Jewish people!!!!!!!!!
Watching you crack up about the uterus is the best thing! I loved watching you laugh! You are funny and great
Mom was bringing her crass womb to the classroom 😅
Bri’s laugh always gets me! 😂❤ I love her comedic style so much.
Me too! 😂❤
And her expressions!
yes!! LOVE her!!
Your laugh is like sunshine and rainbows, I love it!!! 😂😂😂😂♥️♥️
yes!!! 💖💖💖
During parent conferences in October a mom was telling me that her daughter was failing my science class because of me. I pulled up her grades and showed her she was failing all her classes, so no, not me. Ha ha the parent stomped out of the room!
OMG! If I had a nickel for everytime I've had this one. I felt so powerful the first time I'm figured this one out.
Brie’s laugh is so contagious!!!!! ❤❤
Hilarious. About wet my pants when you started giggling over the "uterus in a jar." God bless all you teachers who deal with this sort of stuff on a daily basis.
I didn't know they give it back after its removed
I was a substitute teacher at the most dangerous high school in the ghetto where students have house arrest anklets on and am currently working at a hospital emergency department front desk. I’ve seen some crazy things. I literally just finished my 12 hour shift and had a long day. And this made me laugh so hard while brushing my teeth I accidentally spit toothpaste all over my mirror! I cannot wait to show it to my coworkers tomorrow! This is the funniest & most bizarre type of shit I’ve ever heard!!!
The most dangerous schools I've worked in are in my own rural community, 1994-2020.
Apparently, the fed research agrees with me.
All my 12 yr olds have hunting licenses, wrifles, machetes, & IEPS & 504, & they know how to use them efficiently.
They hunt & kill anything that moves & brag abt it on the regular.
Had an IEP student & parent show up at my house & asked if they cd kill all the wild turkeys (e.g., 2-flocks of 20), 4 deer ( e.g., 1-dow & 3-fawns), 3-peacocks, & raccoons hiding on our acreage because they'd kill all the ones that were on their smaller 2-acres.
I said, "No, because we have pet fowl, we don't kill our pets, hunting season ended for the year, & you're not allowed to shoot within 100 yards of a residential area.
Dad took one look at our lovely white goose Bernard & said nice breast. "If yah feed it. Yah mite...as well eat it."
I'm happily in the inner city where I'd have to actually do something to get shot not just cause I'm breathing.
It's a long round-trip drive but I'm still alive.
What a PTC that was! Thanks rural parents.
I transferred to the inner city where there is just mouthy silly brawling.
But more importantly, I left behind the black,white, & red occult mafia in rural America.
Yea her of 33 years and this stuff really happens.
And ppl ask me why I’m a librarian and not a Gen Ed teacher. The farther away from parents the better. 😅
Until book fair week!
Most school librarians are called "library teachers" (like art teachers, gym teachers, music teachers...) because they teach the same number of classes per day as classroom teachers. Only they don't teach the same group of children all day, each day. They will teach a second grade class, and then a fourth grade class, followed by a third grade class, back to a second grade class (different lesson plans) before lunch. Your lunch time is not the 45 min. uninterrupted time of most classroom teachers. You have 15 min. at the beginning (assuming the teacher came to pick up the class before lunch on time and the parent volunteer didn't talk your ear off after the class left) to get to the staff room and eat your lunch for maybe 10 minutes. Then you (and the music, or art, or gym teacher) are on duty in the cafeteria for 15 min. which includes supervising the clean-up and moving the students outside (the classroom teachers on duty, before you come, watch the kids sitting at their tables eating), and then you watch them on the playground and hope against hope that the classroom teachers who are coming to relieve you are not more than 5 min. late since you have your next class to set up for. There are parent volunteers (often on a rotating basis for each class so multiple parents can "check out" what's going on for every class). Most are wonderful, but many are needy, too, and you are not "far away" from the parents.
In elementary school I loved the librarians. I finished class work too fast so I was sent to the library to " help" or read. The librarians who took the time early on to teach me to use enclopedias, and the dictionary, and the " Dewey decimal system" introduced me to the world,d of exploring libraries and researching topics. Yes the school wanted me to skip a grade but my parents wouldn't agree.
I once had an uncle of my fave (girl) student show up for P/T conference. The next day, the student came up to me and told me that her uncle told her to ask me if I'd go out with him.
I was a Para at a high school English class . There was a female student who liked me so much that she wanted to set me up with her single Dad. Needless to say I had to shut that down.
Last year during COVID, I had zoom parent teacher conferences like most people did. My conferences were fairly normal except for one. The mom had her phone propped up on the dryer, and she proceeded to fold her laundry during the conference. When she stepped back from the dryer, I could see that all she was wearing was an unbuttoned shirt and no pants! At least she had on underpants, but still! Thank god I never had to face her in person after that!
Oh my
I figured out why I like these offerings - besides the host laugh & ways - so much. It makes me feel good that I was a good to great parent. The chutzpah of these parents is staggering
The uterus has me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At Open house I had a grandmother look at my student's Mom and say, "OMG! She smiles too much!"
I loved how you were laughing so much that you couldn't breathe.
Thank you for a belly laugh. I needed it today!
I can’t stop laughing either 😆
The best part of this whole video was your laughing at the end. My daughter ALWAYS gets a kick out of me when I do that “wheeze laugh”! ♥️♥️♥️
Ok, the uterus in a jar story...? WTF???? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yu have the most amazing laugh! If you were reciting the alphabet and started laughing, I'd be cracking up right along with you! 😄❤
Omg every year my son makes it through another grade I’m so thankful
These clips need to be a show. So flipping funny!!
Why didn't I get the option to keep my uterus in a jar? I feel gipped. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her laughter is so addictive. 😆
Your wheezy laughter is making me snortle!!
The worst conferences are when the parent talks about themselves, their lives, brag about their jobs and how much they travel and how their child used to be in previous years.
I can't even catch my breath from laughing so hard after the last one
During a PTC, a parent said I was a verbally abusive teacher because her 6th grade son video taped me yelling at him during class, once.
I was too embarrassed & to exhausted to write out my 12th referral & to tell both the AP & parent he was on porn instead of iReady reading intervention.
I had a chance to out him using his school laptop report, pic I snapped with my cell, & the laptop history but when she demanded he be removed fm my class, I jumped on it.
Yes, I agree that perhaps it's not a gd fit. I highly agree he might be better served elsewhere.
Within a week, he was crying to his new teacher that he didn't belong in her class of high performers & wanted to return to my class. No way!
He md his bed now it's made.
How on earth was a child (I'm guessing 11 or 12?) able to access pornography in a classroom? Why was this even possible - why weren't the security settings on? What is the world coming to?!
He made his bed, now he must lie in it.
Thanks for the much needed giggles and I love the cat hiss
I love you! I love your facial expressions and gestures!
You are the bomb, we need more teachers like you
The laugh just killed me! LOL
Love this and your laughter is the best.
You never let me down. I watch you videos whenever I need to good laugh! 😅
Your laugh is my favorite and always makes me smile 🙂
I had a parent call me after the conference just to tell me it was the worst conference she had ever been to because I didn't complement her child once! She said all I told her was his grades, state scores,😢 and how to help him at home.
OMG I love these clips. So freaking funny!
Haven't laughed so hard for ages THANK YOU you've made my week!NZ watching with interest and listening with great pleasure thank you.
OMG, can I say how much I love you and your channel! Thanks for making my morning! 😂
Maybe the “date night” parent worked third shift and the morning was her equivalent of most people’s evenings?
Thank you for these videos , Wow , ❤
Your laugh makes this video 10 times funnier
One parent told me in an astonished voice: you know my son better than I do!
I was a teacher’s assistant and a student i worked with over heard the teacher saying she hopes the students mom doesn’t have anymore kids. The next day the student showed the teacher her mother’s uterus in a jar and said, “see my mom won’t have anymore kids.”
That was the strangest call home I ever did. The mom told me she sent the student with it because the mom strongly dislikes the teacher and wanted to teacher a lesson about how to talk around children.
I'm dying here over show & tell!
First of all, I just want to know why the surgeon gave the woman her uterus in a jar to take home???
My crazy guess…she asked for it for her child’s show and tell. I’m sure the hospital staff was confused but just like teachers they had no say… and beside common sense would’ve flew over her head.
Depends on how long ago it was, when I was a kid they were fine to give me my appendix to take home and same when I had my first wisdom tooth out, by the time my last wisdom tooth was taken out I wasn't allowed near it or to take it home as it was medical waste.
Her laugh! 😂🤣
That was my exact thought!
But...why????
You have such an amazing laugh, I love it!
Love your channel, thank you. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
You are so funny! The stories are great, but YOUR response is killing me! 😂😂😂
Your hiss made me laugh! 😂😂
We've had kids show up to Google classroom in towels post shower and parents have walked in the background in underwear. Nothing surprises me anymore.
These videos mix well with dark Cuban rum! Keep ‘em comin’! 🥃😂
You have the best reactions. It makes me happier
If I get a hysterectomy @ some point, I'm sending it to the Supreme Court, so they can keep a closer eye on it like they seem to want to!
Had one parent tell me I had to entertain her kid and " clown around"...and make the kids laugh all lesson.
You would have been my favorite teacher! I love real people. I was a chatter box but I believe you would have known how to direct my energy!
i just love your videos.
Maybe the uterus was like her form of a doctor's note! "See! I had surgery; here's my uterus!"😂😂😂
Damn! can see why some of these children may be traumatized with the crazy actions & stuff come out of their parents mouths!
I love when you hiss like a cat! 😂😂😂 My cat approves!
I love your laugh!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You Cannot make this stuff up.
You have the funniest stories!!
Your laugh! 💕💕👏
I needed that laugh, uterus in a jar! Wow just wow
OMG how is it I just found your channel? Like, subscribed and lmao!
😂😂😂 at the grandma out of dress code😅😅
Your laugh is the best lol
She's still my fav. So funny.
I would be so disturbed if I saw someone bring a uterus to Parent-Teacher Conferences!
It’s to funny 😂🤣3:08
I had a parent complain about her son’s behavior AT HOME then proceed to tell me it was my responsibility to discipline him and correct that behavior. Did I mention this behavior was AT HOME?
Another student’s parents told me I just needed to understand his daughter’s profane language and tendency to become so violent she screamed and punched other students because she competed in rodeos and those people were rough.
love your hissing! 😂
9 months later I still randomly think of the uterus one and roll on the floor laughing!
that laugh is such a vibe
The laugh at 3:25 is amazing 😂🤣
She is too funny!
I love your makeup in this video.
It's your laugh for me!
Ironic moment -- I'm currently recovering from a hysterectomy, and I had to pause after Bri's reaction to the uterus story because I was laughing too hard and hurting myself. 😂
"Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry a uterus home in a jar?"
Ok, that did it! I hurt myself laughing 😂😂😂😂
Omg, I wish I knew these situations were available when my kids were little.....I could have really stepped up my game for embarrassing them! Lmao!
Not the uterus in a jar! 😂😂😂
bored teachers NEED to release tshirts , i'd wear one to school
When we were teaching online, I had a kid's dad walk through the room in nothing but his underwear. Fortunately the kid saw and turned his camera off right away... but damn.
Now everytime I see a jar with something in it, my first guess is always going to be uterus.
The uterus story. I am without words.
These parent teacher conferences need to be zoom only for some
You are so funny!
Teacher: Mom, what is that in the jar?
Mom: This is the parent, this is where my son came from.
These are so real. Had a mom ask if her daughter could bring the placenta from her new baby’s birth to class (at least she asked first). We called in a mom to conference about her daughter wearing see through and low cut tops to school and she showed up dressed the same way.
I recently had an IEP meeting and the grandmother stated that her 8th grade granddaughter (who we were meeting about) breastfeeds her doll. But she only does it every few months and they were trying to tell her that babies need to be breastfed every couple of hours! 😱😮😂😂😂 WHAT IN THE WORLD??😮
I watch these videos to hear her say: "... Ma'am!"
😂 These are funny.
OMG on the uterus in a jar 😂
I had a parent fall asleep three times during a P/T conference. I also had a child horribly fail a math test. The mother came in (with dad as reinforcement) to complain to me about her daughter's test score. I went through every mistake with the parents who are from a foreign country, but have lived in the USA for several years by this time. She couldn't find any mistakes in the scoring of the test on my part until she saw that one question used the ➗ symbol, which we have obviously used in class countless times. The mom said that is not what is used in their home country and that the question should not be marked incorrect. I just looked at the mom, marked the question "ok". She was all smiles. The child's score changed insignificantly staying in the 40% range. She left feeling she had somehow won a battle with me. Needless to say, this parent was a thorn all year long.
I had a mom who moonlighted as a medium. In the 2 years I had her kids, she said she’d just seen a ghost in the hallway and by the way the school is haunted, she suggested to her daughter that a certain hex would help her learn her times tables, and that she would contact my deceased mother when she got home. I’m dead serious.