people would find out because when you dig a hole, grass doesn’t grow back immediately so there would be a human shaped dirt patch where you buried the body. people would dig it up and realize the body isn’t meant to be there
Y’know.. people are saying “if we can’t see air, does that mean fish can’t see water?” But really,, if we can see water.. *does that mean fish see air*
well im five behind you because that little voice In peoples heads is called an internal monologue and 30 precent of people including me aren't born with one
You are technically misbehaving because you didn't listen to that person and did the opposite thing, and the opposite thing of that is behaving, and what that person told you is to misbehave not to behave so you misbehaved. BUT ALSO... THERE'S ANOTHER EXPLANATION You are behaving because you didn't listen to that person and behaved. Not misbehaved, and that person told you to misbehave. And doing the opposite thing of that is behaving. BUT! IF YOU BEHAVED TO THAT PERSON! IT MEANS YOU LISTEND TO THAT PERSON AND MISBEHAVED! And that just goes round and round. That's why it'll make your head hurt.
Angelix_Vibes ViBeS because they probably show remorse and let the victims family bury them. Or want the victims family see it because they have a sick and twisted mind.
“Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?” Me, a twin: I figured that out when I was three. My twin ran me over with a stroller and she fell after that. My mom went to check on her instead.
That’s horrible I’m so sorry. One time I had to crawl by this wall to turn on our tree. And I accidentally bumped our family picture. And it fell on me and hurt really bad, but instead of asking me if I was ok my mom yelled at me.
Omg. When I was in third grade, I looked exactly like Amy from Judy moody... we now look nothing alike but stilllll 🤭 wait. I’m probably annoying you. I’ll stop now...
The movie already exists. This toktok user just copied the theme and made a tik tom with it. Its in the X-files series. I watched it years ago. Google it. Its a pretty fun series.😋😋😋
I mean, depends if the person can read them, cos they’ve never heard some sort of language other than sign language therefore not knowing how to pronounce it (if they’ve never had hearing aids before)
They wouldn't know how the letters are said/sound, the letters would look like randomly shaped lines. Like how a foreign language would look if we don't know it for us.
Stairs have a point at the end of then so when he says no no he has a good point he probs means because the point is disturbing the foot to maintain on balance Tbh idk either
That person meant weird in two different ways. 1. Weird as in FUNNY or has his/her own odd habit 2. Weird as in not like anyone else ( usually not liked )
“Isn’t it strange we have a little voice in our head.” yes a voice in my head that criticizes every little thing i do and hates myself so much to the point i just wanna give up and cry all day
Know the feeling. I don't know what you're going through but laughter is the best medicine and maybe finding someone you trust to confide in/ therapy. Try not to let insecurities, self-deprecation steal your life
Have you ever think that: +The brain named itself "brain" +Crabs think fish can fly +The aliens think that we are aliens +Our whole life was just a dream then 1 day we would wake up as our younger self +If we punched ourselves and then faint so does that mean we're too strong or too weak? +You're actually just the brain and your body is just a machine you can control to interact with other brains
4:51 actually, these "years" or what they are called (like 2021) were created by humans the year it is now ago. They had the idea for this, but I really don't know why. So dinosaurs were actually on this planet millions years ago.
These remind me of the time my little sister once looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A graveyard is just a big slumber party in which nobody ever wakes up..." ... I didn't sleep that night.
I'm watching this while crying because I just watched the Death note episode where L dies and it broke my heart. Everytime I hear the music it makes me sad ;-;
"Deep thoughts: there are 6 people who looks like you there is a 9% chance that you'll find one of them." JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY MET LIKE 80000 OF THEM. Trashcans
“do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned” ME: LOOKS AT MY TWIN BRO my twin bro: I was born before u so ur younger twin and u is unplanned me: wat daaaaaaaaa loooool just happened
I'm gonna say this before I die. I'm also gonna ask somebody before I die to take the bosque of flowers off my grave and throw it behind them to see who's next after me.
Hell no they were both unplanned cause the parents didn’t know they would had twins and if they didn’t they’d have another kid instead of you and your twin
Actually i think the voice in your head actually also comes from your mouth. Make an L sound in your head without putting your tongue at the roof of your mouth.
" why don't murderers ever hide bodies in cemeteries " Murderers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN! Edit: I shouldnt have written this. I think some people are getting ideas. Edit: Stoooooop. You're all making me feel guilty for the crimes you're about to commit.
"what if we are living in Area 51 and the entrance is actually the exit, that's why we're not allowed to go there" Dude, I'm questioning my existence right now
If there are videos on youtube "Top 5 Scariest Ghosts Caught On Camera" made by humans, then what if there are also "Top 5 Strangest Humans Recording Us With Their Cameras" made by ghosts in their universe?
*clapping is literally hitting yourself because you’re excited about something.* *depression is like your body is fighting to live when your mind tells you to die.* *if we sit on a toilet, why do our minds suddenly have unusual thoughts that our everyday mind doesn’t have?*
There should be a fish that cant swim because some people cant walk. Also does mike wazouski blink or wink? edit: WHAT THE- THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER HAD :OOOOO
0:45 “if you were born deaf, what language would you think in?” Here’s the answer: deaf people can still read (unless they are blind as well). they just think in the language that they read ;-;
@@deathhwishh3072 How are they gonna read if the voice in their head doesnt exist or probably doesnt know anything about language. The voice could spell A as Y for all we knlw
Well it actually depends on your level of deaf. If you mean deaf deaf then I think that or there is no voice inside there head or that voice talks what he imagines the words sound. (Idk how to explain)
Deep Thoughts: there's at least 6 people in the world who look just like u. There's a 9% chance you will meet one of them in ur lifetime. Me: i feel kinda bad for the people who look like me........ no I feel really bad..
@@hellikerlilly6041 Then u have blood all over you and 2 bodies which you dont know where to hide and u r scared dat someone might see u and u have became something u were killing
Look at an image of stairs, if it's a straight line you won't know whether the image was taken at the top or the bottom unless it was specified. Try to turn around into a backwards position on stairs, and you'll just face the opposite direction, said direction is still a path, meaning you're still facing forwards, and so, you'll never stand backwards on stairs
He must be failed at math..just saying or he just want to make us confuse (no offense) Edit : For those who saying that my english is bad 'cause english is my second language. During this quarantine,I try to improve my english (even my family members said my english is bad even tho I got 92% on my exam but I actually suck at it) Hope y'all understand 🙏
Humans learned to read since they made their own language English was created so people can communicate with each other in their own language *DONKS* We exist because we do.
Yeah seriously... I just recently watched the first ep of death note (after watching this compilation btw) and when I heard BGM when light finds the death note I was exactly that meme: WAIT A MINUTE
“How were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago, if the earth’s only been here for 2019?” Oh my gosh 💀💀 this dude has solved all of the worlds questions right here-
@@starfjshx no, he’s so smart. Like think about it. The earth has only been here for 2019 years, so how were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago? Just think about it. How?
The whole “most video games prevent you from sleeping when there is danger near by. Think about that the next time you can’t fall asleep.” Is going to keep the monster in my closet up, so thank you for that!
I’m a triplet nd I’ve always felt like I’m the unplanned one 😂 I even have the worst name out of us all ,, I’m maddie and my siblings names are Malaya and Melika
3:26 is terrifying because in the middle of the night I always hear someone say my name but it's the middle of the night and nobody but me and maby my dogs are awake but what if a select few are in a coma and it's not a parallel universe calling your name because half the time for me it will sound like my eldest sister calling my name and she sounds like she is crying or like my mom or my gf... think about it
“What if they’re not stars .. but holes poked in the container so we can breathe” *what* edit: i just realized there was a mini argument happening in my “replies” section. 😳
IKR!! Like sis. Stars are a big ball of gas. So if he thinks stars are holes, then the sun is a huge hole. Which is not true because People have seen the sun..it’s hot..and it’s not a flat hole. So he is dumb..
lictxn uh nobody gets it..the holes in a “container” is dumb. If it’s a container and we are inside, home come we can go to Space? And I never called you dumb and you don’t get it either so why you coming at me?
@@michd5290 Bruh, Its a joke, You clearly dont get it, When i was a kid, I used to play in a big box and i poke some hole in the top, It kinda look like stars, So you CLEARLY havent tried it
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“Why don’t murderers hide bodies in cemeteries” some probably do, but because they’re so well hidden we don’t even know if they’re there
Ya good?
people would find out because when you dig a hole, grass doesn’t grow back immediately so there would be a human shaped dirt patch where you buried the body. people would dig it up and realize the body isn’t meant to be there
All you guys got good points
Everyone in this replied saying wowbgood point have u ever thought why u guys know so much about it
I tought about it but then I said nah leaving them in space would be much easier
Y’know.. people are saying “if we can’t see air, does that mean fish can’t see water?”
But really,, if we can see water.. *does that mean fish see air*
I appreciate this comment
This comment is just I love it lmao
TALL BRAIN
yeah its big brain time
I thought the same thing
"Why don't murderers hide bodies in cemeteries?"
Sounds like someone knows what he's doing
@Lucia Riser dOnT bE sUsPiCiOuS, DoNt Be SuSpIcUiOuS *crowd* : DONT BE SUSPICIOUS , DONT BE SUSPICIOUS~
Edit:wow one day 4 likes? D a m n
“Isn’t is weird we have lil voice in our heads? like the one u used to read this.” Me, reading it aloud:I am 4 parallel universes ahead of You.
I have multiple voices in my head- is that not normal-?
@@impykat lol idk
@@impykat its normal actually
@@AntiSpiral666 thanks lol
well im five behind you because that little voice In peoples heads is called an internal monologue and 30 precent of people including me aren't born with one
My thought:
If someone tells you to misbehave, but you behave, are you misbehaving or behaving?
Both?
You are behaving and misbehaving because your behaving but at the same time misbehaving..
Yea that's it
@@amelia4802 nah the random dude explained :>
He’s misbehaving to someone else but he is behaving to the guy who told him to misbehave
You are technically misbehaving because you didn't listen to that person and did the opposite thing, and the opposite thing of that is behaving, and what that person told you is to misbehave not to behave so you misbehaved.
BUT ALSO... THERE'S ANOTHER EXPLANATION
You are behaving because you didn't listen to that person and behaved. Not misbehaved, and that person told you to misbehave. And doing the opposite thing of that is behaving.
BUT! IF YOU BEHAVED TO THAT PERSON! IT MEANS YOU LISTEND TO THAT PERSON AND MISBEHAVED!
And that just goes round and round. That's why it'll make your head hurt.
*If time is different in different countries, doesn’t that mean that planes can time travel?*
:O
No it cant it takes hours to go to the country that is south,north,west or even east so that question is dumb for science and time
@@tomralon1205 Calm down, it was just a joke. We know it's a dumb question, that's kind of the point..? :/
zCotton Star r/wooosh
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Tik toker: "Why don't murderers Hide bodies in cemeteries"
Random Murderer: *"Good idea Partner Stranger!"*
Dude shut the fuck up they might see the comments
Angelix_Vibes ViBeS because they probably show remorse and let the victims family bury them. Or want the victims family see it because they have a sick and twisted mind.
I mean it is smart cause no one would ever guess.
They don’t hide bodies in cemeteries because obviously they’d need permission and a casket which is expensive
Branaysia Westbrooke hey, we have the same profile pic
"There are only 2019 years"
BC dates: Am i a joke to you?
Ikr
i was also thinking this lol
People born before 0: I just pretend like i don't exist
Ikr that was pretty stupid
Well 2019 years are the years existed right? Basically January 1 is Earth's birthday.
“Why don’t murderers hide bodies in cemeteries?”
*“Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”*
underrated comment
You can't do-
I-
I wish i could like this more than once😂
Wacha doing in ieisblea voice
“Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?”
Me, a twin: I figured that out when I was three. My twin ran me over with a stroller and she fell after that. My mom went to check on her instead.
Oof I feel sorry for you XD (ps I'm not a twin)
Ty for 64 likes I never got as many as 2 likes!!!!ty
I felt that
lowkey feel bad but thats funny as hell ngl
That’s horrible I’m so sorry. One time I had to crawl by this wall to turn on our tree. And I accidentally bumped our family picture. And it fell on me and hurt really bad, but instead of asking me if I was ok my mom yelled at me.
@@allisonsworld2047 oof
“there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you”
*that gives me anxiety, i dyed my hair today-*
*image searches myself*
Omg. When I was in third grade, I looked exactly like Amy from Judy moody... we now look nothing alike but stilllll 🤭 wait. I’m probably annoying you. I’ll stop now...
7 people*
*Does that mean they think their own self is ugly too?*
@Virgil Anxiety Sanders Afton nah we probably think that they are ugly
To me this music hurts my brain more that these thoughts itself. Agree, or its just me ?
I turned my volume fully down👍
Yup-
@@biscuit9856 army!borahae💜♥️💜♥️
Imagine if you watch death note then😂
I fully finished Death Note and its a common sound so im used to it
"Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?''. LMAO
@@DestinyTheObseesion I think they know that...
@@mycatiscute5706 don't talk like that please
Oh yeah now my brain hurts
Wait you are right
xD
“Why don’t murderers hide the bodies in the cemeteries?”
Murderers: 👁👄👁📝
*murderers
@@niasaraeeee sorry, English isn’t my first language ;_;
@Natalie Olson niceee 😂✨
Just Me I got confused for a sec 😂
@@cutiecrybaby5381 lmaoo
“What if we are in area 51 and area 51 is the exit; which is why no one’s allowed to go there.” someone PLEASE make a movie about this.
The movie already exists. This toktok user just copied the theme and made a tik tom with it. Its in the X-files series. I watched it years ago. Google it. Its a pretty fun series.😋😋😋
ya i need to see that
@@user-th6xg5of4x What was the movie called?
CassiaLand It’s called X-files. It’s an old but gold show
Bruh you just stole this from the video we just saw
If most games prevent you from when there is danger near
that one really got me especially since I'm watching this at 3 a.m.
I’m watching this 1 in the morning
“Why don’t murderes hide the bodies in cemeteries”
FBI agents watching this: 👁👄👁
NAMJOOOOOOOOON!!😂😂💜💜💜
Yo wtf, how did this even get likes-
Wow namjoon u lookin good
Because there idiodts
🤣
“9+1+1 = 12”
so were all just going to act like that never happened?
fr i keep seeing that one n it's simple math guys like c'mon.
I suddenly thought that after the dude uploaded that, he rewatched his video again and be like, “wait a minute. 9 + 1 = 10 then + 1..... OH SH-“
11
@@yourlocalbestie3761 trying to wonder if I should say r/wooooooosh to u
What happened?
Edit: oHhHhH now I see it. 9+1+1= 11 ;-;
I love how the guy lives in a universe where 9+1+1=12
Finally someone points it out
*big brain time*
✨11✨
I was looking for this comment
it was very unfortunate that this isn’t the top comment
“If you were born deaf, what language do u think in?”
BOOKS
I mean, depends if the person can read them, cos they’ve never heard some sort of language other than sign language therefore not knowing how to pronounce it (if they’ve never had hearing aids before)
They wouldn't know how the letters are said/sound, the letters would look like randomly shaped lines. Like how a foreign language would look if we don't know it for us.
Which would you rather be? Deaf or blind?
@@spiritsofwolves Deaf cause I'd end up crawling on the ground if I was blind... ( I might have a fear of falling)
It’s scientifically proven that you would think in 💫SIGN LANGUAGE 💫
“You can’t stand backwards on stairs.”
*No no, he’s got a point*
I JUST UNDERSTOOD THAT- LIKE WHOA 😳
@@jabari1027 I don't get it either
@@calebparkhurst9722 I literally just did it in my home..
I can
Stairs have a point at the end of then so when he says no no he has a good point he probs means because the point is disturbing the foot to maintain on balance
Tbh idk either
Guy: “Why don’t murders hide bodies in cemeteries?”
Murders: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
📝
That’s a t for future me. ✨✨✨
(T=Tip)
@@blurxy7557 OH FU-
Charles the French.
@@blurxy7557 hi don't kill me
If you think about it, after you’ve read the dictionary, all books are literally just remixes....
WOAH
what is life anymore
aeaeaeea
...
@@brexie758 I'm subbed to u
"how were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago, if earth has been around for only 2019"
don't skip school guys
Yup
yessir
Someone said "it's weird not to be weird" does that mean if you're not weird then you're weird, but also not weird?? WHAT?!?!
dang i had a hard time reading that comment😂😂
It's weird to be normal and normal to be weird
I think i lost my last braincell reading that..
That person meant weird in two different ways.
1. Weird as in FUNNY or has his/her own odd habit
2. Weird as in not like anyone else ( usually not liked )
Carwin my brain is now hurting...
“Isn’t it strange we have a little voice in our head.”
yes a voice in my head that criticizes every little thing i do and hates myself so much to the point i just wanna give up and cry all day
Awe, I hope you get better, stay strong! 🙏🏻
Idc who you are, but if I could I would give the biggest hug!
I'll give u a hug and stuff but like killed the mood
Me too!
Know the feeling. I don't know what you're going through but laughter is the best medicine and maybe finding someone you trust to confide in/ therapy. Try not to let insecurities, self-deprecation steal your life
Have you ever think that:
+The brain named itself "brain"
+Crabs think fish can fly
+The aliens think that we are aliens
+Our whole life was just a dream then 1 day we would wake up as our younger self
+If we punched ourselves and then faint so does that mean we're too strong or too weak?
+You're actually just the brain and your body is just a machine you can control to interact with other brains
☠️
Kids trying to explain a physics equation to the teacher be like:
If you think about it, why was the alphabet arranged like that
@@fcgoat11 Yeah it doesn't have to be in that order ._.
I don’t understand #4
4:51 actually, these "years" or what they are called (like 2021) were created by humans the year it is now ago. They had the idea for this, but I really don't know why. So dinosaurs were actually on this planet millions years ago.
“Why don’t the murderers hide bodies in cemeteries?”
Me: Huh... You have got a surprisingly good point.🧐
Yay im your 100th like! (It was 99 likes until i liked this and made it 100)
Maybe they do, maybe life is a lie?
It will be suspicious if you are burying a body there and there’s no grave
That one weird Pansexual or maybe there is no life?
Eclipse Lady good point
“Why is spongebob the main character when Patrick is the star”
*DEEP*
I get it 🙃
We're all stars :>
What that mean
@@odreamitsfake what part? Patrick being the star, or the deep part
@@coyotix patrick being star 😥
@@odreamitsfake it means he's the starfish. If he's the star why is spongebob the main character
“You can’t stand up backwards on stairs”. Me: try’s to stand backwards on my stairs *falls down stairs *
How??? 😂
What about the first step
*doesnt even have stairs*
XD
yas υωυ what? If ur talking ab me I have stairs
"what if WE are in area51"
"and area51 is the exit which is why no one is allowed to go there"
Really had me thinking
True~
"There's only a 9% chance you'll meet someone who looks like u"
Well I see trashcans a lot.
Lmao
I have a twin-
Lol
Jesus I can relate
Yeah me too we have a lot of twins
These remind me of the time my little sister once looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A graveyard is just a big slumber party in which nobody ever wakes up..." ...
I didn't sleep that night.
Yikes. That must've been horrifying
I would be TERRIFIED
Creepy
Kids say the darnedest things sometimes-
XD
“Why don’t murderers hide body’s in cemeteries?” Thanks bro 😀
Have fun! 👋👋👋
Good luck!!!!
Good idea 👍
wish u lots of luck bro
For legal reasons I did not see this 👩🏽🦯
0:53
this doesnt make my brain hurt,
this touches my heart really rough.
Yeah same
“9+1+1=12”
Me: Are you sure about that?
I was thinking the same thing, lol
my brain just broke in half
Is it 11 or am.i bad at math
Two cat pictures in a row about the same topic.... not weird at all
It's 11 - _-
That moment you realize you've already thought of some of these and no longer know what you're doing with your life.
But 9+1+1=11 ???
@@sawyerlangdon8153 idk lol
@@sawyerlangdon8153 9+1 = 10 + 1= 11
Why is the word "Big" smaller than "Small", and "Small" is bigger than "Big"?
Why is the word "Long" shorter than "Short", and "Short" is longer than "Long"?
Same with "Short" and "Shorter"
Ooooo
That kinda explains rice is smaller than noodles
@Lucifer Luscious OOP I-
I'm watching this while crying because I just watched the Death note episode where L dies and it broke my heart. Everytime I hear the music it makes me sad ;-;
A little spoiler warning would be nice but yeah it was pretty sad :(
Didn't have to remind me 😭
@@saltydinosaur5154 I'm so sorryyyy ;-;
I just realized: you can save 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to geico
😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Underated comment
Lol
No way....
"Why is spongebob the main character, when patrick is the star?"
I've been wondering that for years too
Lol ur profile pic
Hey Patrick I’m a big fan, how is spongbob doing these days?
Guy: you can bite your finger off like a carrot
Bone in finger: *Am I a joke to you?*
loll
bite the skin then (dont)
photosynthesize LoL
i dont use auto correct
Finally!! Someone with common sense. If you can't eat chicken wings like carrots... just saying
But... What if we had no bones in our fingers... OH FRICK
the first guy: “do u wonder why cops are called 12? 9+1+1= 12”
Me: Bruh thats 11
Cops are called 12?? Wtf
Omg I didn’t even realized THAT it is no wonder I’m bad in math
@@iceburnoutbaby5226 ikr I didn’t even know about that
It's a joke
@@sharonpark4302 yeah i didn't know either and somehow i don't believe it😂
"Deep thoughts: there are 6 people who looks like you there is a 9% chance that you'll find one of them."
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY MET LIKE 80000 OF THEM. Trashcans
Hahahahhahahah looool
Omg my dad found someone with the same name, face, and hairstyle it’s scary
@@donnaduffey4395 Omg rlly
Lmfaooo
ItsTime your pfp is moving?!
*"You can't stand backwards on stairs."*
Me : "yes you ca-"
....
You can't st nd backwards on a stool either
Can u o r not...I'm confused.?.
SAME 😂
Im an idiot cuz can someone tell me im confuse cuz can stand on a stair, but i cant walk backwards on the stairs T^T
@@neo_skizzle What exactly are you asking?
“do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned”
ME: LOOKS AT MY TWIN BRO
my twin bro: I was born before u so ur younger twin and u is unplanned
me: wat daaaaaaaaa loooool just happened
I just realized:
Siblings are just a version of what could have been you..........
Deeeep😮😮
holy cow
I know right!?!?
WOAH BRUHHHHH
yooooo? 😳😳
"Do twins ever realize....one was unplanned?"
Me: *Looks at my twin brother*
Him: What?
Me: HAH!
Him: ;-;"
it could be you but who knows
Me and my twin where both planned because of IVF
Finn The horse same hehe
I was just an accident in general 👁👄👁
What if you were unplanned and he was was planned
“if bed bugs live on beds, where do cockroaches live?”
Famous Last Words.
I died when I saw it
@@Arcrushh not in my cocktails💀💀💀
PLSSS
I'm gonna say this before I die. I'm also gonna ask somebody before I die to take the bosque of flowers off my grave and throw it behind them to see who's next after me.
@@GoofyChild33 ill gladly do it
“You can’t stand backwards on stairs 🤔”
YOU CAN NOT STAND FORWARD ON STAIRS EITHER!!!
Ong
I been waitin for somebody to comment
the question "do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?" Im a twin my self and yes also i was the un planned one
what it it was your twin? Your parents weren't expecting a YOU or your twin. They were ready for anything rlly. 😗
same im identical and the younger one by 5 minutes ..... feels bad man. im a mistake
@AlyssaTheWeeb, Nah, ur a bonus
Hell no they were both unplanned cause the parents didn’t know they would had twins and if they didn’t they’d have another kid instead of you and your twin
@@deadnametheweeboldvideos5983 ur not a mistake, you are a present
Her: is it weird that u have a little voice in ur head that u are using to read this right now.
Me: wHy YoU GoTTa CAll mE ouT LIke DaT
ya lol
1:15
Her: "isn't it strange we have a little voice in our head?"
Me: "Isn't it weird that as we get older the voice in our head also sounds older?"
It's a little US
Mine sounds like a 6 year old kid
Actually i think the voice in your head actually also comes from your mouth. Make an L sound in your head without putting your tongue at the roof of your mouth.
Bro how old are you?- 😂
@@finalhazard883 damn you've got a point- of I do it without tongue it sounds like when I'm missing teaths lmao
2:27 wait so are you telling me the building has been reversed the whole time!?
3:00
Me who cannot sleep all the time: oh quack nah
(0:10): *me laughing like a dying bird because he thought 9+1+1 was 12*
🤣🤣yeah
OH HI UR A BLINK TOO!
I was just about to Comment this XD
Yes XD
Bruh! Was about to comment
" why don't murderers ever hide bodies in cemeteries "
Murderers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Edit: I shouldnt have written this. I think some people are getting ideas.
Edit: Stoooooop. You're all making me feel guilty for the crimes you're about to commit.
Lol😂
Oh dear-
Breaking news: tons of fresh bodies are found in cemeteries all over the city what triggered the murderer to hide the body in cemeteries
doesnt work like that
@Nayeli Simental Ik.
"what if we are living in Area 51 and the entrance is actually the exit, that's why we're not allowed to go there"
Dude, I'm questioning my existence right now
@Rita Horta Da Silva umm... thanks!
I...... I'm really scared now..... mom?! I need emotional support!
2:26
And aliens live on the other side
And want to get to our side like we do to them
Ur pfp is everything!
Guy: “Why don’t murders hide bodies in cemeteries?
Murderers: "thats an old trick,you just never found that"
“How were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago? If the earth has only been around for 2019 years.”
B.C: Am I a joke to u?
Lmao
Yeah the person who did the tik tok needs to go back to middle school
amanda isabel feliciano carrero preschool*
@@dec6704 yeah just elementary
Laren Ayad wait for me preschool is before kindergarten which is why I said preschool
"Why don't murderers hide the bodies in cemeteries "
dOn'T GiVe tHeM iDeAs, Kid
Edit: Thank y'all for the likes✨️
Basiclly.
Cemitarys have camras
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A FKN BRAIN
Yeah, this comment right here
EXACTLY. They can see this
Random Tik Tok guy: 9+1+1=12🤯
His 1st grade teacher: I no longer associate with you
lol
ikr what teh hecc?? (I know right what the heck?!)
Yea
It make 11 XD
Dude am I not getting the joke or does it just make 11
@@avxxtra2109 it literally makes 11.
9+1=10+1= 11!!!!!!!!!!!!
If there are videos on youtube "Top 5 Scariest Ghosts Caught On Camera" made by humans, then what if there are also "Top 5 Strangest Humans Recording Us With Their Cameras" made by ghosts in their universe?
:0
"if the sun were to explode rn,we wouldn't know for 8 minutes"
Orchid Malfoy oh shit
It could have exploded 6 and a half minutes ago and we wouldn't even know for 1 minute and thirty seconds-
Wha somebody xplain
*"Shove off MaLfOy-"*
And Your Malfoy Orchid Malfoy
"You can bite your finger off like a carrot, but your brain prevents you to."
Me: *Immediately bites finger*
I was thinking about it...😅
You have bones duh some of these are dum carrots don’t have hard bones do they
That acually isn`t true, your teeth are not strong enough to bite through bone.
-daughter of a dentist
@@lemonade4098 wow.
@@lemonade4098 me who eats a chicken and crunches to the bones 👁👄👁
Video: "9+1+1=12"
Me: " *9+1 is ten, ten plus one is eleven... Is my mathematics broken-* "
No- the person that said that's mathematic is broken.
If so my maths is broken to
I thought this was a prank so I did it to my brother and fell for it 🤣
*I was dying*
Oh wait u gotta point
Oh wow. I didnt catch that. Lol
1:19 my little voice: Aw sh*t they found us out
*clapping is literally hitting yourself because you’re excited about something.*
*depression is like your body is fighting to live when your mind tells you to die.*
*if we sit on a toilet, why do our minds suddenly have unusual thoughts that our everyday mind doesn’t have?*
This is deep
Is the depression one not suicidal tho
WOAH
Maybe toilets are the direct connections to the matrix..??ʘ‿ʘ
Damn that's deep
There should be a fish that cant swim because some people cant walk. Also does mike wazouski blink or wink? edit: WHAT THE- THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER HAD :OOOOO
HMMM, I think he blinks because he only has one eye and you can only wink if you have multiple eyes
Viølet_ Bunny there are fish that can’t swim.. they die ;(
@@Amelia-cp8sy Theres a fish called "batfish" that cant swim, apparently
(that was worded really badly, sorry lol)
Some fish can't swim, and walks on the ground underwater instead.
Dun dun *DUNNNNNNN*
Here’s mine : “you know your inner voice does not sound like you, but I bet you cannot describe what it sounds like.”
My inner voice actually sounds like me
My inner voice is my real voice
Oh well might be only some people
your inner voice should be your own. I heard that as you grow, your inner voice changes along with your real voice.
toki` I guess that’s just a few people then because I can change mine but I can’t rlly describe it-
0:21 "If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?"
"An idiot!"
Umm....
“9+1+1 = 12”
Okay who’s gonna tell him
not me 😳✊
Me
【 Mizukii 】 yes exactly my point
TikTok is making ppl dumb as hell
Even with the dinosaur one...seriously how of a dumbass can ppl be...
*11*
0:45 “if you were born deaf, what language would you think in?” Here’s the answer: deaf people can still read (unless they are blind as well). they just think in the language that they read ;-;
But that doesnt make any sense... they dont see the words, they need to hear them
@@dragthecrowman *read*
@@deathhwishh3072 How are they gonna read if the voice in their head doesnt exist or probably doesnt know anything about language. The voice could spell A as Y for all we knlw
@@dragthecrowman sOmehow, they could be taught. I believe there's some special technology which can help them.
Another solution is to get hearing aids
Well it actually depends on your level of deaf. If you mean deaf deaf then I think that or there is no voice inside there head or that voice talks what he imagines the words sound. (Idk how to explain)
Fun fact: If you think you hear someone calling your name but no one actually did, ironically, it’s just the sign of a healthy mind.
Funny, because mine isn't.
@@TheGreenDoggoOfWisdom Wdym?
@@SnoBlobber I mean that my mind is unhealthy.
@☁️ actually that doesn't mean you have a healthy mind 😬
@Pringle 2 other people in your class who have the same name? Dang, do they have no nicknames for y'all if they're calling someone or no?
“You can’t stand backwards on stairs”
Me: yes you can
*thinks about it*
Me: wait a second?
Deep Thoughts: there's at least 6 people in the world who look just like u. There's a 9% chance you will meet one of them in ur lifetime.
Me: i feel kinda bad for the people who look like me........ no I feel really bad..
i felt that ;-;
I go to school with two people who look just like me😂
@@kealamccarthy921 you are lucky you have only four to search now
@@Goursome Genius
Aryanna Morales lmao 😂
I just realised that
I am not the only Over Thinker 😪😂
No one has ever been in an empty room before.
@@aidendessler538 omg you're right
Over thinking sucks once it becomes a habit 😭
@@ritikapambi3424 me overthinking when a girl does something nice to me or even just says hi to me.
Neither is MatPat
If You Kill The Killer There Is Still A Killer..
Edit: Ok So What I Mean Is Like, If You Kill The Killer, YOU Are Now A Killer
What if you kill 2 killers?
@@hellikerlilly6041 Then u have blood all over you and 2 bodies which you dont know where to hide and u r scared dat someone might see u and u have became something u were killing
I’m saying that if I killed 2 killers there will be one less killer on the earth (I’m not saying kill anyone though let)
@@hellikerlilly6041 No Like, If You Kill The Killer You Killed The Killer So You Are Now A Killer
*Ky Cookie* but what if you kill TWO killers. You’d be a killer but then there is 1 less killer in the world!
3:19 dang this one scared the hell outta me and i don’t even know why
For everyone who want to know why we can't stand backwards on a stairs is because there is no back or front for stairs -_- think about it carefully
Still don't get it
Same
Neviah diamond Go foward on some stairs and backwards. it's the same way
@@moniqtl oml
Look at an image of stairs, if it's a straight line you won't know whether the image was taken at the top or the bottom unless it was specified. Try to turn around into a backwards position on stairs, and you'll just face the opposite direction, said direction is still a path, meaning you're still facing forwards, and so, you'll never stand backwards on stairs
Me: let me sleep brain
Brain: most animals probably think buildings are a huge piece of nature
Me: 😳
9+1+1 = 11 not 12
People keep saying it is a joke...explain it plz!
😂
I think that was the joke lmao
Lol total screw up l did not notice until l read this
He must be failed at math..just saying or he just want to make us confuse (no offense)
Edit : For those who saying that my english is bad 'cause english is my second language. During this quarantine,I try to improve my english (even my family members said my english is bad even tho I got 92% on my exam but I actually suck at it) Hope y'all understand 🙏
@Royale Aesthetics how is it a r/wooosh I don't get it EXPLAIN
@Royale Aesthetics what do you mean I said tell me how the its a JOKE
0:11 yes, that is carrot maths.
Me: Nothing would happen if stars didn’t exist 😴
My brain: What if they were just holes poked in the universe to help us breath
Me: 😳
The sun is a star. So the sun wouldn’t exist if the stars didn’t emcsudhheidhd
A meme Yës just pretend as if the sun was just a star that’s only use is like a light bulb
Accident -.- lol aight
@@0rchid71 R/Ihadastroke
Shahad Saif never thought I’d get on my favorite subreddit
If you don’t get the 7 8 9 joke, it means “Seven ate Nine”
Thanks a lot
Wait a minute...does this mean....786 is holy word in Muslim and seven ate six?
Thanq I didn't get the meaning XD
@Parya Xanm 😟
And that’s why there’s the 7 plus
“Would if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them?”
Kirishima: *no no, he got a point*
i mean...kinda true
*MHA FANS GROUP CHAT HAS STARTED*
@ronald morales I believe im in the right place in that case
OMG OCHACO
@@ochakouraraka7989 hi how's deku doing?
(◍•ᴗ•◍)
1:19 people who were reading out loud: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
“if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or am I strong”
just made me have an existential crisis
It means your dumb for hitting yourself
My brain hurts-
Your attack is strong but your defense is weak😀😀
*"Why do we even exist"*
*"Why was English created?"*
*"How do we humans learn to read?"*
(My own questions)
Humans learned to read since they made their own language
English was created so people can communicate with each other in their own language *DONKS*
We exist because we do.
The meaning of life is to battle with other creatures in our universe to win dominance and get out of this place
If you know who Adam and eve are you know why we exist
What is life? Why was the universe created? What happened before the universe was created?
@@walnut3865 Why did animals crash land *sorry if your religion believes in adam and eve I believe in evolution*
I bet the people who used the thinking song
Don’t even know that it is from the anime death note-
The comment I was looking for
@@dvijayvergia 😂✨
Wow what? :0 I haven't watched the anime (it's not possible online in my country and my family doesn't have Netflix) sooo what scenes is it in?
Truth
Yeah seriously... I just recently watched the first ep of death note (after watching this compilation btw) and when I heard BGM when light finds the death note I was exactly that meme:
WAIT A MINUTE
“How were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago, if the earth’s only been here for 2019?”
Oh my gosh 💀💀 this dude has solved all of the worlds questions right here-
nah, that dude needs to go back to preschool 🤠💀
@@starfjshx no, he’s so smart. Like think about it. The earth has only been here for 2019 years, so how were dinosaurs alive 65 million years ago? Just think about it. How?
@@fellowhuman3325 Think about this a little harder. A.D. and B.C. years + it’s 2021. Like, what are you? 6?
@@starfjshx I was joking dumbass 💀💀
The whole “most video games prevent you from sleeping when there is danger near by. Think about that the next time you can’t fall asleep.” Is going to keep the monster in my closet up, so thank you for that!
my closet door is always open and I have a loft bed well im in for a rea
Yall have a closet in your bedroom weird
“Do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned’
*Me questions my whole life and wondering if I wasn’t supposed to be alive*
I’m a triplet nd I’ve always felt like I’m the unplanned one 😂 I even have the worst name out of us all ,, I’m maddie and my siblings names are Malaya and Melika
@@kisses_oakley7124 all those are some really pretty names
Oomph Dooph Yeah, I agree. Even though the other triplets’ names sound weird, it’s probably just because I haven’t heard of them before
@@lexiu2508_ what one?
@@oomphdooph thank you!
“Do twins ever realise... one of them was unplanned”
This one hit hard
Fr-
Who knows maybe both of them are accidents
@@abright4852 rude
@@localchibigameuser9732 man can't take a joke.
@@localchibigameuser9732 i can see why you cant take a joke, ur name has baby in it.
3:32
*starts to question my whole existence then goes underneath a blanket because it can protect me from everything and anything*
Who here has to pause the video ever 5 seconds just to read the captions?
⬇️
Not me cuz I can read it fast enough
@MANNY lucky 😂
MANNY same oof
No just to read and reply to some comments
It doesn't take that long to read tho
"There are at least 6 people who look exactly like you"
me: *I see I am not alone in this horrible journey*
@@bread3987 ikr
@@bread3987 I’m probably am
@@bread3987 u're so mean and i love it 😭✋
Why would you be eating grass under the slide? 😂
@@milliedou8807 ?
When we are facetiming someone from different time zone does that mean that we are talking to someone from future/past?
O_O that's right....
ok wow
Wait a damn minute-
Oop-
O-0
3:26 is terrifying because in the middle of the night I always hear someone say my name but it's the middle of the night and nobody but me and maby my dogs are awake but what if a select few are in a coma and it's not a parallel universe calling your name because half the time for me it will sound like my eldest sister calling my name and she sounds like she is crying or like my mom or my gf... think about it
“What if they’re not stars .. but holes poked in the container so we can breathe”
*what*
edit: i just realized there was a mini argument happening in my “replies” section. 😳
IKR!! Like sis. Stars are a big ball of gas. So if he thinks stars are holes, then the sun is a huge hole. Which is not true because People have seen the sun..it’s hot..and it’s not a flat hole. So he is dumb..
Michaela G do you not know what a JOKE is? cause if not clearly YOURE the dumb one.
lictxn uh nobody gets it..the holes in a “container” is dumb. If it’s a container and we are inside, home come we can go to Space? And I never called you dumb and you don’t get it either so why you coming at me?
@@michd5290 Bruh, Its a joke, You clearly dont get it, When i was a kid, I used to play in a big box and i poke some hole in the top, It kinda look like stars, So you CLEARLY havent tried it
@@lictxn dont call her dumb, she explained it well, and how did she know it was a joke, so please, dont assume.