for the first one most people don’t realize, that in school that’s where you’re making most of your memories and finding your closest friends to make them with. so in conclusion, they were never wasted
-horses run around on their fingernails. -you know what’s creepy abt humpty dumpty? they never said it was an egg. -butter is just good lotion. -you have more ancestors than all your ancestors. -don’t you dare sounds normal, but do not you dare sounds weird. -the letter x has more used in math than in the english language. -when you wait for a waiter, you become a waiter. shower thoughts 🧼
the humpty dumpy one: yes the song never says it was an egg but people know that it is because the book was created at the same time as the song. the horse one: they don’t run around on their fingernails LMAO they have things called “hooves” and there is an outer section which is a hard circle around the inner section which is all pretty hard except for the middle back which is called the “frog” which is softer. and also they don’t run LOL they walk, trot, canter/lope and gallop, nothing else. so it’s more like trotting, cantering, galloping or walking on their feet which become 1000x harder. 💗 not trynna be a know it all but every (or most) shower thoughts have an answer xx
Shower thoughts are thoughts you have when you cant sleep, in the car or in the shower but they don't always have to be in the shower because of what they're called
Image you get bumped in the head by one of those apples and now you have to go to the nurse so she answers your first question with the answer : here’s an ice pack
but because of their unusual way of walking they tend to look straight ahead, right or left.. they don’t usually look up unless there is something above them that they think might harm them.
When you’re in a car, you’re actually flying because you’re not touching the road/ ground, just the bottom of the car which is not touching the ground. :0
This is one that i know that scared me for life: In some games, it won't allow you to sleep when danger is nearby, remember that when you can't fall asleep at night for no reason......
Reirei lovato they should have but they didn’t because it’s not worth it for them. If they actually did them people in the world would probably be more successful and not work at Walmart or fast food places where they don’t get a lot of money. If they would to teach us about business people would make their own business and earn good money themselves and them nobody would work at low pay working for someone places. So for the, it’s really not worth it- but there are schools that only like smart and rich people can only go to where they teach you about real stuff you should learn to prepare you for daily life lol
"6 years we could be making memories" that one hurts a lot. Means when you were little your parents were active and when your college days are over your parents got older and you miss them being young and energetic. Truly emotional. And you miss your childhood because you were active and now you even struggle to get Outta bed.
"When you realize you went to school for 16 years and didnt learn how to: pay taxes, communicate better, manage money, pay credit card bill, invest, work romotely, organize yoyr day and time" Duuude FACTS^^^
"There's a slight chance this will be the last thing you ever read" Me: *turns around to see my cat sitting on my bed* Me realizing I haven't fed her today: *SPARE ME*
2:48 ISTG whenever im like "I ONLY SLEPT 6 HOURS LAST NIGHT" theres always someone like" ReAlLy WeLl IvE BeEn SleEpInG FoR tWo HoUrs FoR ThE WhOlE YeAr"
him: "if you woke up with the ability to walk through walls it would take a while for you to realize" me a clumsy person: *I am 4 parallel universe ahead of you*
1:26 People drowning: *Well you see here it smells like......* People that are still alive: *Wait, aren’t you supposed to be DEAD?* Their murders: *I messed up again -_-*
Me and a friend got in a fight in school and our teacher asked us what we would gain from fighting and we both said "memories." We said it at the same time and because of that the whole class started yelling.
2:04 "If you woke up with the ability to walk through walls,it'd take a while for you to realise" Me: I'm gonna walk through the wall every morning I wake up The following one: If you wake up fire resistant........... Me: 👁️ 👁️ -- I 👄 Also me: No thanks😳
When you say you’ve touched something you actually didn’t because molecules don’t touch... *So technically teacher I didn’t really punch billy in the face*
I have a lot of questions, where’s area 50, 49,48 etc. Explain to me why it’s called a desert island. When deserts are places with very little to no water. An island is surrounded by water. Buzz light year says to infinite and beyond. But there’s nothing beyond infinity. What if you’re in space and a huge asteroid comes towards you. But goes past you and you follow it. What if somehow it would be big enough and strong enough to cut a hole through the galaxy so we could enter the universe and other galaxies. Also did you know that nothing is truly pink it’s a shade of pink. We don’t know what real pink looks like. If you’ll notice lots of pink crayons that are just labeled pink aren’t the same color. I heard in a tv show one time that for example if you’re looking at a red piece of paper it’s all different colors going into the paper and projecting out red. Also they say that red is a primary color so it can’t be made, but it had to have been. The get red dye from isn’t red magically it has to come from somewhere. The color black attracts light, so that what a black hole is. The color white reflects light. So wouldn’t the white hole just be the sun?It hasn’t been proven that stars are actually shaped like what we’ve assumed for all we know it could be an oval. Also a heart actually isn’t shaped like this ❤️ so where’d we get this from? If you made it this far have a great day😁😁😁😁😁😁
I just wanna say for the first one… “6 years we could be making memories”, I don’t personally love school, but I make/made so many memories there with friends or teachers it’s not always a waste of time!
If we can't talk to strangers then why do we make friends in a strangers school and we need help by teachers were getting help by strangers😲 Another thought cats are scared of water is it because there was cat in the grudge who got killed in water is thats why cats are afraid of water 😲
@@fatislayhihihi Also, clears throat in cat lover, the added weight of the water makes the fur hang down, long or short fur, making it uncomfortable for the cat. A hairless cat would be uncomfortable anyways, just imagine being the cats socks. ( Get it? Cuz cats have socks? Okay, I'll leave...)
I know, it's weird. I studied at Harvard Medical School for 8 years. What happens is when someone dies, the gas build up inside their body gets so abundant, the person lets out a giant fart. That fart can push a baby out! Also, when you die, due to the gas build up, you can burp. Weird, huh?
My school year is 9 months not 6 so does that mean I’m wasting way more of my childhood on school? I could of been making fun memories but here we are.
I forgot a lot of things I realize. But if I went to a boarding school (I don’t) then I would be there during weekends and stuff. So people who go to boarding schools spend like 3/4 of their childhood in school.
@@Michael-xm4ux the bible is written by god, he just told it to people like moses, and jesus and god are the same person,sooo the bible WAS written by jesus
JHS JMJ The Bible is the Book of God/a collection of sacred texts or scriptures in Christianity. The Bible is almost like a library because it contains many books. Hence why the word "Bible" came from the Greek word "Ta biblia" which means "book" or "books". Therefore, there were many people who authored the Bible by the power and divine inspirations of the Holy Spirit. Since the books of the Bible were scattered around in the past, the Catholic Church searched for those books, had thourough investigations and compiled them. God bless you all
When they say the utensils in restaurants has been inside of thousands of other people's mouth. How about the utensils we have at home? You know what I mean?
"We waste 6 years of our childhood in school. 6 years that we could be making memories l" It's really sad that kids nowadays hate formal education to such an extent that they consider their time spent growing up with friends and simultaneously gaining knowledge is a waste of time.
Well in the US the public school system is severely flawed. Kids spend way to much time in school and have more homework to do, their needs aren’t met for how they learn (kinesthetic, visual, etc) and they aren’t taught the things that they should be taught such as paying taxes or how to change a tire or basic childcare. It can be really stressful for kids
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
Guy : People say life is short, even though it's the longest thing we'll ever experience
Elevator ride with a stranger : 👁 👄👁 Am i a JOKE to you?
Lol, why doesn’t this have more likes? And more comments-
Idrk
@@tehvoices Lol thank you appreciate you
I don’t get it
Ohh now I get it lol
“the day before your day off is more relaxing than your day off”
he isn’t lying tho
so so true, but in school
We need 3 days of holiday to just feel one peaceful holiday
Precisely hahahahahahha
The letter B is P but pregnant
Whoa i never thought of that ;-;
;-;
DNOSJSPSJOSSB wOOOW
You have ruined all of my learning
'v’
Me to my teachers: I have been back-stabbed, betrayed, and even possible, BAMBOOZLED
Two friends will never go to each other's funerals
.......
Huh?
@@nothinghere6410 lets say 1 dies they cant to go the other live person funeral
@@poopoman5734 wait ooooooo ye makes sense, I'm dumb ngl
Me and my best friend having a suicide pack together: “well no but actually _yes”_
People said we would have flying cars by 2020. Even the Airplanes are not flying in 2020
omg this is true😲😲😲
They are in Australia and new zealand
underrated comment
@@Sarahhh_13 Last year Australia and new Zealand have a travel bubble and we still do
That's actually pretty darn true
"there is a slight possibility that this is the last thing you'll ever read"
I legit just looked outside my window for a sniper or something....
Enemy spotted
@@ratatitty208 22 hours ago
hamster
I'd like this comment but its at 199
*Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time*
"restaurant silverware has already been in someone else's mouth"
me: so i've kissed a bunch of people?
😂seems so
Lmao-
when you think about it that way
czorch yup
Weird flex but ok
"Butter is a loaf of milk"
Me: Laughs
"Laughing is aggressive breathing"
Me: bro... I was-
Me too brooooo
How did people see this comment?
LOL
Same
🤣😂🤣
for the first one most people don’t realize, that in school that’s where you’re making most of your memories and finding your closest friends to make them with. so in conclusion, they were never wasted
@@impossible9690 lol
But what if you’re home schooled?
@s i l e n t シ
At least you’re learning knowledge
Without school we’d all be idiots roaming the earth and voting for communists
ღ Purrple Kat ღ well yeah lol
@@sammsu4668 lmao
"Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes"
14 y/o's : *deep crying inside noises*
Jesus has never related to something like that before.😂
XDXDXD
Lol
I've seen that same quote in the Macintosh plus comment section. I don't know if that's originally from tik tok or if it was taken from the comment.
The song Macintosh plus has a bunch of shower thoughts in the comment section so I won't be surprised either way
"Future murdurers are being born as we speak."
Me: Then nobody should talk.
That couldnt happen because there is that one kid who cant shut up for anything-
@@flavoredsidewalk Well shit
the shy kid will shut him up...
@@evilpotato1534 dang I wish I had more like buttons...
😂
''future murderer's are being born as we speak''
me: holy sh*t
*”a strawberry isn’t a berry, but a banana is.”*
Murderers*
アニメ桃AnimePeach and a watermelon.
i didnt get it ._.
@@anjeha4831 People that are born rn might be murderers when they grow up jeez
I have another one: the brain proclaimed itself the most important organ in the body
I am though.
Trash Channell lol
So selfish (Sarcasm) wait-
I am the best one 😡
Hold up. If we don't understand psychology, Does that mean our brain doesn't understand itself
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
Pee rhymes with me
Poo rhymes with you.
Roses are red
this may be true
but violets are purple
not fricking blue
@@gellertgrindelwald4211 Rose's are red
You aren't correct
Yet neither am I
Because violets are violet
@@Moyai2975 haha thats nice, Ill keep this in my mind😂😂
underrated
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Idk the original
And neither do you
:)
-horses run around on their fingernails.
-you know what’s creepy abt humpty dumpty? they never said it was an egg.
-butter is just good lotion.
-you have more ancestors than all your ancestors.
-don’t you dare sounds normal, but do not you dare sounds weird.
-the letter x has more used in math than in the english language.
-when you wait for a waiter, you become a waiter.
shower thoughts 🧼
Deep
PREACH!
the humpty dumpy one: yes the song never says it was an egg but people know that it is because the book was created at the same time as the song.
the horse one: they don’t run around on their fingernails LMAO they have things called “hooves” and there is an outer section which is a hard circle around the inner section which is all pretty hard except for the middle back which is called the “frog” which is softer. and also they don’t run LOL they walk, trot, canter/lope and gallop, nothing else. so it’s more like trotting, cantering, galloping or walking on their feet which become 1000x harder.
💗 not trynna be a know it all but every (or most) shower thoughts have an answer xx
Oh god true asf-
O
"There is a slight chance this will be the last thing you ever read"
Me: *immediately reads random video titles*
heh
Omg
me too omg
Army
@@francheskao2833 stop it
Swimming is just flying in another dimension.
I mean I don’t think that’s how it works
Yeah, not really.
It’s just how I think about it..
Lemme make ur brain hurt for a sec
Swimming is drowning but without the drowning
@@jayking2366 woah...
“The flash could eat soup with chopsticks”
My dumb ass: NO FAIRRRR
Can u explain that to me please?
Karissa Ramsey what but im sure me and other people can, just not fast like flash
Marki Kun lol
Steve Negash cause he’s fast. He can dip the chopsticks in the soup lick it and do that fast a bunch of times
“Your stomach is trying to kill you, but when you feed it it stops.”
Me: *Yeah I’m going to the kitchen*
T h i s i s w h y I e a t t o o m u c h
@@flavoredsidewalk S A M E
Emo kids: *I see this as an absolute win*
i t h o u g h t t h e s a m e
@@saraf5651 i k n o w r i g h t
shower thought:
shower thoughts aren’t always in the shower 😱🤯
Shower thoughts are thoughts you have when you cant sleep, in the car or in the shower but they don't always have to be in the shower because of what they're called
@Ember Goldberry it was a joke lol
@@eunice8426 ok
@@XIMENAYJOSSELYN the fact that u cant take a joke MAKES ME WONDER
lol
Hey guess what, we are dying. But VERY slowly.
나래 dont be shy speed it up
直樹 every birthday we have it is a year closer to death
Every one here is so positive! I love it! Keep it up!
Lydia Plum lmao
Lydia Plum ~ i hate when people comment this but they arent being sarcastic lmao, i dont know why i said this.
people:
How do i pay my taxes?! How do i get a house?! How do i get a job!?
Schools:
*imagine John has 58 apples*
Bruh underrated comment xD
People: I need to know how to pay bills!
School: I cAn tElL yOu hOw tO aDD leTtERs
This is so true
Image you get bumped in the head by one of those apples and now you have to go to the nurse so she answers your first question with the answer : here’s an ice pack
Yes lol
This is hitting me harder then it should.
Do crabs underwater see fish swimming over them like we see birds flying over us?
I bet they look up with their eye stalks and they do see them like that. :) And they probably see flying fish too :)
but because of their unusual way of walking they tend to look straight ahead, right or left.. they don’t usually look up unless there is something above them that they think might harm them.
When you’re in a car, you’re actually flying because you’re not touching the road/ ground, just the bottom of the car which is not touching the ground. :0
Ok?
@@Senku77 LOL ok
@@Alexa-up9ss Ok
yeah but the bottom of the car is connected to the wheels which ARE touching the ground soooo…
:0 I mean you're not wrong...
This is one that i know that scared me for life: In some games, it won't allow you to sleep when danger is nearby, remember that when you can't fall asleep at night for no reason......
if u can't fall asleep, it means that someone is thinking about u
Hol up
Why it remind me of Minecraft tho
@@ally-eo8to In what world does that make sense
@@testfiles my imagination world :)
1:33 thats so true- like one time I was trying to fall asleep and my brother was like *yOuR fAke sLeEpinGg*
HAHAHAHAH
Lol
Same-
Same, like every time 😭🤚
Our schools should've taught us the things that we can/could use in our daily lives
Reirei lovato they should have but they didn’t because it’s not worth it for them. If they actually did them people in the world would probably be more successful and not work at Walmart or fast food places where they don’t get a lot of money. If they would to teach us about business people would make their own business and earn good money themselves and them nobody would work at low pay working for someone places. So for the, it’s really not worth it- but there are schools that only like smart and rich people can only go to where they teach you about real stuff you should learn to prepare you for daily life lol
@@amikowatchesyt7051 actually private schools really don't teach that much instead students in the school use money to pass.
Reirei lovato That didn’t make sense.
@@amikowatchesyt7051 that makes sense here in our country
Reirei lovato that’s nice.
"6 years we could be making memories" that one hurts a lot. Means when you were little your parents were active and when your college days are over your parents got older and you miss them being young and energetic.
Truly emotional. And you miss your childhood because you were active and now you even struggle to get Outta bed.
"When you realize you went to school for 16 years and didnt learn how to: pay taxes, communicate better, manage money, pay credit card bill, invest, work romotely, organize yoyr day and time"
Duuude FACTS^^^
Why do people call it midnight at 12:00am when it’s the starting of tomorrow 🤔 . I’ve Ben wanting to share thisss
Yeah people keep saying that
Cuz Its still dark?
And people call 12:00pm Morning
*We are suffering from this confusion*
@@justavieweriguess9193 yes
@@justavieweriguess9193 uh-
who says that it’s literally afternoon
@@moonygacha8089 oh
Sorry
I dont deny that I'm stupid
"in 2025 there will be videos saying 20 years ago"
Me: how do u know there will still be youtube in 2025?
It's only 5 years....
YxsZ FNツ yea but vine disappeared
We will never know or at least not yet
Wait oh yeahhhhh
YxsZ FNツ yea but they can make a new app RUclips used to be something else
RUclips is one of the biggest platforms its not going anywhere.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even my dog at 1am:
Everyone in this video:
*EvErY RestauraNt'S SilvErwEaR Has BeEn in thousAnDs oF OthEr mOuthS*
Wait... yeah
Lmao true
Likes it’s not going to hurt you.. they wash it 😑
Not like it doesn't get cleaned bruh
Glad someone commented on the repetitiveness, it's gotten old, and I haven't even finished the video yet
you: *SilvErwEaR*
"There's a slight chance this will be the last thing you ever read"
Me: *turns around to see my cat sitting on my bed*
Me realizing I haven't fed her today: *SPARE ME*
Cat:you're now cursed to be half human half cat
I saw another one: This will be last thing you ever read.
Me: Looks at my father
"your stomach is constantly trying to kill you, feeding it makes it stop"
Me who sometimes doesn't eat: 👁👄👁💧
People with anorexia: (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
i have an eating disorder so rip to me
@@xxblackrosesxx9492 oh wow, good luck with that. I hope you are doing better now
Same ⊙_⊙
Fun fact: A strawberry is not a berry, its a decorative fruit.
It said in the video
@@sammsu4668 yea
Another fun fact:Banana is a berry.
*consumes decorations*
Oh- so im normal👍
The strawberry is not the actual fruit the seeds are the red part is a vegetable I’ve heard
2:48 ISTG whenever im like "I ONLY SLEPT 6 HOURS LAST NIGHT" theres always someone like" ReAlLy WeLl IvE BeEn SleEpInG FoR tWo HoUrs FoR ThE WhOlE YeAr"
Ikr-
its only annoying when someone says
"I WISH I COULD SLEEP THAT LONG!!"
That never happened to me cause I don’t sleep 😐
THATS IT IM BRINGING MY OWN SILVERWARE WHEN I COME TO A RESTAURANT!!!!
That's what I was thinking about
Hands
Bruh guys- THEY WASH THE FREAKIN SILVERWARE SO THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT -_-
AmikoWatchesYT finally someone says it!
@@characterzman2123 lol Filipino gang where are you at 🤣
“ Stomach is constantly trying to kill you ” “ we have 2 minutes to live breathing makes it stop ”,
Bruh is my body a serial killer lmao
LOL
it is not real though, one person held their breath for 24 minutes and didn't die
@@mahashrisinghal7576 yea that’s what i thought aswell lol
him: "if you woke up with the ability to walk through walls it would take a while for you to realize"
me a clumsy person: *I am 4 parallel universe ahead of you*
Same.
Lolllll
Nice! Half of these are the same thing
Yup!people can't make up their own so they copy🙄
1:26 People drowning: *Well you see here it smells like......*
People that are still alive: *Wait, aren’t you supposed to be DEAD?*
Their murders: *I messed up again -_-*
omg its me
?
@@marcbautista4525 really?!?!
@@marcbautista4525 Wow congrats that you're on my compliations lmao!
Why you lying boy
@@marcbautista4525 holy guacamole -IT'S YOUU
Me and a friend got in a fight in school and our teacher asked us what we would gain from fighting and we both said "memories." We said it at the same time and because of that the whole class started yelling.
“There’s a slight chance this might be the last thing you read”
The serial killer behind me: *y e u s*
2:03 not true for me I once ran into the wall 3 times in one day then again the next day.
New subscriber-
*eeeeeeeeeeeee*
"IF"
1:39 “Technically i’ve never lost a fight with a tiger” that killed me 😂🤣
2:04
"If you woke up with the ability to walk through walls,it'd take a while for you to realise"
Me: I'm gonna walk through the wall every morning I wake up
The following one: If you wake up fire resistant...........
Me: 👁️ 👁️ -- I
👄
Also me: No thanks😳
When you say you’ve touched something you actually didn’t because molecules don’t touch...
*So technically teacher I didn’t really punch billy in the face*
But u hurt billy, didn't u?
Hahahaha underrated comment
Lol
lolllll
so.. we all have that little "infinity" between things as Gojo Satoru has, huh?
“ there is a slight chance this is the last thing you will ever read “
* walks to my parents room *
I have a lot of questions, where’s area 50, 49,48 etc. Explain to me why it’s called a desert island. When deserts are places with very little to no water. An island is surrounded by water. Buzz light year says to infinite and beyond. But there’s nothing beyond infinity. What if you’re in space and a huge asteroid comes towards you. But goes past you and you follow it. What if somehow it would be big enough and strong enough to cut a hole through the galaxy so we could enter the universe and other galaxies. Also did you know that nothing is truly pink it’s a shade of pink. We don’t know what real pink looks like. If you’ll notice lots of pink crayons that are just labeled pink aren’t the same color. I heard in a tv show one time that for example if you’re looking at a red piece of paper it’s all different colors going into the paper and projecting out red. Also they say that red is a primary color so it can’t be made, but it had to have been. The get red dye from isn’t red magically it has to come from somewhere. The color black attracts light, so that what a black hole is. The color white reflects light. So wouldn’t the white hole just be the sun?It hasn’t been proven that stars are actually shaped like what we’ve assumed for all we know it could be an oval. Also a heart actually isn’t shaped like this ❤️ so where’d we get this from? If you made it this far have a great day😁😁😁😁😁😁
"because our cells are constantly dying, we're all a little dead inside"
Me: *yes*
People: Wow, this was weird for the most part
Me:
*Wow, the brain is really self centered.*
ur a person ;--;
tαєtαєmσchií “i’M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs”
Omigawd same lo
@@queenlilith305 ok
I just wanna say for the first one… “6 years we could be making memories”, I don’t personally love school, but I make/made so many memories there with friends or teachers it’s not always a waste of time!
"We wont ever know what underwater smells like"
That one got me thinking 😭
:O
I actually took a breath underwater and it smelled like
*Chlorine*
If we can't talk to strangers then why do we make friends in a strangers school and we need help by teachers were getting help by strangers😲
Another thought cats are scared of water is it because there was cat in the grudge who got killed in water is thats why cats are afraid of water 😲
You're getting help by your teachers because that's their job, I don't know what to tell you about the other parts tho.
Cats are originated from Egypt and there its really hot so all cats got naturally used to heat so thats why they hate water
@@fatislayhihihi Also, clears throat in cat lover, the added weight of the water makes the fur hang down, long or short fur, making it uncomfortable for the cat. A hairless cat would be uncomfortable anyways, just imagine being the cats socks. ( Get it? Cuz cats have socks? Okay, I'll leave...)
@@person-ox1qf ohhh i didnt know xD
@@fatislayhihihi x3
i love how the first guy is named.. microwave...just straight up...MICROWAVE!
He’s *cooking* his thoughts to make another tiktok 😎✌️
Who else went with that one tik tok : No, I'm not a little dead inside i'm a LOT dead inside
"Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories against yourself."
Ok but what the actual fu-
TikTok: *In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend you’re asleep*
Me: *Mind blown*
0:43 I was eating when he said that D:
Me too!
Were you eating with restaurant silverware
@@xezlilfuq6782 no but I was at home and like I took a bite when he said that I was like o_o
nice pfp 👁👄👁
@@miyo1460 👁👄👁
“Dead woman can give birth”
what
they can if a pregnant woman dies they can take the baby out
@@tealwashablemarker8886 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
It's true my Aunt did that when we were about to bury her
I scrolled down that much too see one word
What
I know, it's weird. I studied at Harvard Medical School for 8 years. What happens is when someone dies, the gas build up inside their body gets so abundant, the person lets out a giant fart. That fart can push a baby out! Also, when you die, due to the gas build up, you can burp. Weird, huh?
It takes me sooo long to get through one of these vids cuz I have to pause and send every single one of these to my friends while they are asleep
"A strawberry isn't a berry, but a banana is"
HOLD ON-
4:00 flashbacks from when nct heard siren and markhyuck started dancing to "Firetruck"
Lucid dreaming is like being high
But it’s legal
Gachagirls4eva wh-
ClarkyBoi uWu Lucid dreaming is where you’re in control of your dreams
And being high is being in a crazy cool dream
Lmao
@@Messycecil Yes it is.
0:40 / 5:23
"If you being chased by a serial killer your both running for your life"
Me: *Sounds Like A Yandere Reference-*
4:42 the w's are the question
And the t's are the awnser
johnimations YT I don’t get it
@@gxchabee2851 "When" = "Then" "Where" = "There" "What" = "That"
yeah and which is thich
@@悪魔-p3l that*
OHHHHH
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The comments:
Nobody:
Not a single soul-
LOL
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My brain isnt working rn
0:13 your just making memories in school it’s not a waste of time
**Them thinking in the shower**
Me:**dancing in the shower**
Me: **Singing, dancing, and thinking in the shower**
Dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower,
lA Da dE La dA Da lA Da dA!
Your pfp- It scared me😂
@@daneallen5452 I'm crying😂
My school year is 9 months not 6 so does that mean I’m wasting way more of my childhood on school? I could of been making fun memories but here we are.
But also, school lasts around 7 hours so you're wasting a maximum of 3 years, not 6
@@soonfomoons7352 mine is 7 hours and 15 m
Also you forgot about weekends, holidays, and stuff like christmas break
Ah yes.. Memories of being stupid :)
I forgot a lot of things I realize. But if I went to a boarding school (I don’t) then I would be there during weekends and stuff. So people who go to boarding schools spend like 3/4 of their childhood in school.
I’ll join the squad,WoW
😂
Shower thought:why is it called a painting when you already painted it
Because you were once painting it
"There is a chance this will be the last thing you'd ever read."
I can read the comments.....
“Stupid kids come up with random thoughts to pretend to be philosophical thinkers”
--Jesus
@Remas Almusabeh Bible is thought to be written by Moses not Jesus. lil goof
@@Michael-xm4ux the bible is written by god, he just told it to people like moses, and jesus and god are the same person,sooo the bible WAS written by jesus
@@cresylix6236 idk
JHS JMJ
The Bible is the Book of God/a collection of sacred texts or scriptures in Christianity. The Bible is almost like a library because it contains many books. Hence why the word "Bible" came from the Greek word "Ta biblia" which means "book" or "books". Therefore, there were many people who authored the Bible by the power and divine inspirations of the Holy Spirit. Since the books of the Bible were scattered around in the past, the Catholic Church searched for those books, had thourough investigations and compiled them.
God bless you all
@@happytheducky
I GOT CoNfUsEd bout this:
*JESUS,SON OF GOD*
"Laughing is just aggressive breathing"
In my case it's aggressive hyperventilating
“The more Happy Meals you eat,the sadder you become”
Me who has eaten over 500: that explains it 👁💧👄💧👁
It's fake y'know. I got happier, and food doesn't really change physical mood. Unless if it's a drug.
"If swearing is immature then why is it considered adult language" ah, finally something to send to my mom.
Every breath we take is restarting a two-minute timer until our death.
bro wtfff
It’s longer than 2 minutes, since there’s a guy who can hold his breath for around 2 minutes and 20 seconds
"Future murders are being born as we speak"
Me: oh you mean my little sister? Yeah i know
😂😂😂😂
It wasnt funny-
‘we’ll never truly know what water smells like’
me : *I’d imagine it’d be quite SaLtY*
ah, only the saltwater tho...i wouldnt even try to smell saltwater cuz it would be super salty and that would be painful-
Y u m
When they say the utensils in restaurants has been inside of thousands of other people's mouth. How about the utensils we have at home?
You know what I mean?
Ikr! Plus restaurants wash them ofc. Just like we do!
@@sammsu4668 Lets just wish they wash it properly ;-;
Yeah, I feel like I dont care if I don't overthink
the laughing one had me shook.
Best phrase of 2021
“The better the vacuum, the more it sucks.”
"All restaurants silverware ha been in somebody else's mouth"
Yours have to (if u share a house with somebody) 😎
One of My Random Shower Thoughts:
If you are what you eat, and you eat what you are, wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
(Idk if that's original.)
That’s a good one
If you drop soup on the floor, is the soup dirty, or the floor clean?
Or both?
Waht
@@flavoredsidewalk *cleansing soup*
3:59
This man had the greatest thoughts ! #legit
We make memories at school too
Knifes and forks have been washed, then they add a new set
I NEVER GOT THESE MANY GOOSEBUMPS WHILE WATCHING A VIDEO MY BRAIN CAN LITERALLY TURN OF ANY MOMENT 😬
"Shower thoughts tiktoks"
*me watching this while I'm showering*
Also me: *realising it*
Why is it bad for kids to swear if we're going to do it later on
Depends. I’m 14 and I haven’t cussed yet, but that’s just because it’s against my own morals. But what you are saying is logical and makes sense :)
@@vanillaval8563 same
ahhh...but i dont swear...and im 14
I do to myself when I get mad. But I never say it out loud. But the boys in my school have no chill-
Ikr
If we can see water, can fish see air?
Would dragons think it’s cool that we can make water in our mouths?
So I'm guessing dragons don't actually make fire they drink it first then throw it up. Wait, you can only drink liquids....... Wait wha-
Yes,we can make water in our mouths like:
*SLOBBER*
@@gabrielma2870 we salivate lmao
but if we cant see air...does that mean fish cant see water...??
"In order to sleep, you have to pretend to be sleep."
*_Fake_** it 'til you **_Make_** it*
Am I the only one who discovered that if you replace W's in
When , Where and What
with empty space you get
Hen , Here and Hat ?
"Your stomach is constantly trying to kill you, feeding it makes it stop"
Me: I'm hungry..don't kill me
"We waste 6 years of our childhood in school. 6 years that we could be making memories l"
It's really sad that kids nowadays hate formal education to such an extent that they consider their time spent growing up with friends and simultaneously gaining knowledge is a waste of time.
Me as a preteen who loves school:it's not...
Well in the US the public school system is severely flawed. Kids spend way to much time in school and have more homework to do, their needs aren’t met for how they learn (kinesthetic, visual, etc) and they aren’t taught the things that they should be taught such as paying taxes or how to change a tire or basic childcare. It can be really stressful for kids
3:45 Actually, I have lived for over 4,383 days after I was born. SO HAH.
The silver ware one...I literally gaged lol 😂
We're all just bones and organs that move.
And think.
Schools: nO tHe HuMaN bOdY iS liKe A mAcHiNe