@@Moxilock Yeah, I agree with the principle that people should be free to worship Talos, but I just sick of hearing him make the same speech every time I go to Whiterun.
Heimskr is great! I have a mod that allows me to hear him from anywhere in whiterun. It really improves world building since he's supposed to be shouting and all. Dragonborn would support talos worship anyway wouldn't they?
i dont kill heimskr he doesent deserve it but screw nazeem though im soul trapping and through his soul gem into my basement for ever that dude is staying in the soul carin for all eternity
Me: *Literally wearing the armour of an organised murder clan in the middle of a crowded area* Guards: “Nothing going on here.” That one guard: “My man!”
@@spiritrockerf1543 why is it always Rick and morty reference maybe its not or maybe its just a *typical greetings that is used to greet a friend or closer relationship*
@@LunaTomArwen They’re all scripted to say it, though. Whether they do or not (when you’re in the DB) is just chance-based, like every other comment they make.
You know what's even better? Killing a dragon, absorbing the soul, then the guard saying: "I got to thinking, maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet"
Guard walks up to the man enveloped in light as the Dragon he slew still burns at his feet and says: "I find you hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off! So, you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?"
While i see absolutely nothing wrong causing Nazeem to face an unfortunate accident, I do believe that hunting whiterun guards for sport kinda compromises your status as "Moral and GOod"
The guard had an arrow in his knee lol, nice touch Also, I read that the phrase “took an arrow in the knee” is another way of saying “I got married.” The more you know!
@@L7vanmatre What do you mean dragons? They have been extinct for hundreds of years. It's an Oblivion gate! THE DAEDRA ARE COMING OUT OF THE GATE NINE DIVINES SAV- *ded*
Me - Steals nothing, has only just started playing, but accidentally raised my sneak skill by crouching past a bear. Guard - "Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief".
i love the line guards who actually care give about the townsfolk being good people. hes basically acknowledging he cant do shit unless you go commit the crime, and is just hoping you'll spare his people
Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Ohh, what am I saying, of course you don't! Dragonborn: Do you get to the Soul Cairn very often? No? *Well now you do!*
My dark brotherhood shirt got me being called a devil worshipper when I worked at walmart. My professionalism at handling the situation caused a woman to agree on a date with me. 3 years later she's my wife. Skyrim helped me get married.
I was doing a playthrough of the thieves guild questline, and I got caught breaking the law in Riften. So I paid the guard off and immediately after our conversation ended they said " Don't think you can barter with me like one of those damned shopkeepers". Like they didn't just accept my bribe.
I love how the Guard walks like he’s in club penguin
Club penguin and Skyrim are the same
+ 2 years respond xDdd
Club skyrim
@@ynyrjohnson3861, yiss
@@ynyrjohnson3861 no
@@critickman Nice timing. 7 months respond.
The "disrespect the law and you disrespect me" part was amazing
The finger guns as the guard walked away were amazing
Killing Nazeem at the end? Nice.
It's a shame it's off screen.
I've ever attended actually killing him is it possible ckz i really want to
Coz
@@morganbluck2728 Both Nazeem and Heimskr can be killed, just don't get caught
"And the most powerful enemy... Nazeem!"
-DougDoug 2020
Well... you don’t need to be in the Dark Brotherhood to kill Nazeem...
I don't know which needs to die more, Nazeem or whatever your avatar is
@@ananousous Don’t worry it’s Nazeem, but only by a small amount.
creepy profile pic dude....
@@sr-71667 thank you
@@augurofnyarlathotep5051 ahem do not kill my boy nazeem.....he needs to be added as a follower with a cheat,then sacrficed to boethia :)
Killing Heimskr and Nazeem? Man's got his priorities straight.
Heimskr? meh
Nazeem? There's not enough oil on earth that you can give me to not kill nazeem
I mean, even as a stormcloak I killed him. Whiterun has been a lot more peaceful and quite without him
@@Moxilock Yeah, I agree with the principle that people should be free to worship Talos, but I just sick of hearing him make the same speech every time I go to Whiterun.
Heimskr is great! I have a mod that allows me to hear him from anywhere in whiterun. It really improves world building since he's supposed to be shouting and all. Dragonborn would support talos worship anyway wouldn't they?
i dont kill heimskr he doesent deserve it but screw nazeem though im soul trapping and through his soul gem into my basement for ever that dude is staying in the soul carin for all eternity
"Psst! I know who you are . . . Hail Sithis!"
Player: "Shanks random villager"
The same guard: Surprised Pikachu face
Let me guess....Someone stole your sweetroll
@@muffinman2546 that's just him pretending he cares, he still has to pay his bills after all
"Psst! Wiem kim jesteś. . . Hwała Sithisowi!
The guard pension fund from all the arrows in their knees.
Funny that the guard walks with an arrow in his knee...
I used to be an adventurer just like you then I took an arrow in the knee
You have sharp eyes! I went back to look and it was worth a chuckle 😂
Me: *Literally wearing the armour of an organised murder clan in the middle of a crowded area*
Guards: “Nothing going on here.”
That one guard: “My man!”
Agreed
Rick and Morty reference?
@@spiritrockerf1543 why is it always Rick and morty reference maybe its not or maybe its just a *typical greetings that is used to greet a friend or closer relationship*
@@spiritrockerf1543 bro what
@@spiritrockerf1543 How the fuck are the words "my man" a rick and morty reference
Nooo why didn't you include the dialoge where the guard says: "Psssst, hail Sithis."
Thats the best kind of guards
@@ZDavidH That's the only kind of guards - they all say it lmao.
@@xxsaruman82xx87 not all :o
@@LunaTomArwen They’re all scripted to say it, though. Whether they do or not (when you’re in the DB) is just chance-based, like every other comment they make.
Psst I know who you are hail sithis.
You know what's even better? Killing a dragon, absorbing the soul, then the guard saying:
"I got to thinking, maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet"
Or them acting tough while the Dragon Skeleton is burning next to you
Guard walks up to the man enveloped in light as the Dragon he slew still burns at his feet and says: "I find you hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off! So, you can cast a few spells, am I supposed to be impressed?"
Shoutout to the Dragonborn who got recommended this randomly
Ha ha very good joke
Hahaha
Aww, thanks.
höhö Shout out höhö
Recommendation gang. That... sounds fucking dumb but whatever.
How does this not have more views?
ikr
@@yonathanandrewpardede4538, it is an unthinkable travesty
Only took two years to be favored by the recommended section.
Don't worry, the algorithm is taking off, it'll have a million views in a week now.
@@odinson5911 i say it can reach 400k
This almost made me hurt from laughter especially when you killed Nazem
haha thanks dude
Why is the art soo cuutteee!!
This art style is dumb.. I fucking love it
Your profile picture is dumb.. I fucking love it
“Do you get to the cloud district very often” got me hahahaha
I thought right after that he’d say “hail sithis” lol I’ve had a few guards walk up to me and say that.
As soon as I heard Nazeem’s voice, the bloodlust kicked in.
Nazeems scream at the end, i can't 😂😂😂
Can this be a mod where everybody is a club penguin body
love how this is getting randomly recommended in 2021. Hail Sithis, y'all!
I may be a moral and good Dragonborn, but that doesn’t mean I don’t hunt the guards in Whiterun for sport and kill Nazeem in cold blood.
While i see absolutely nothing wrong causing Nazeem to face an unfortunate accident, I do believe that hunting whiterun guards for sport kinda compromises your status as "Moral and GOod"
Man can’t wait for another story with the dark brotherhood and thieves guild when elder scrolls 6 releases in about 20 years
Cool animation and all but.... why is it in my recommendations?
I have no idea my dude
Because you deserved it. Your RUclips overlords made that decision for you.
Its a sign saying *PLAY MORE SKYRIM* oh wait-it was in my recommendation also, ONWARD THEN🎮
Cool comment and all but... Why is it ur so unoriginal? Are u that much of a lame you copy ur entire existence off of other ppl?
@@NirtieDigger meanwhile you have the google logo.... kinda awkward ^-^ -A.M.
so this popped up in your recommended 4 years late too? cool
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
I started playing Skyrim yesterday, and had my first guard say that to me. It was a happy moment.
@@aninditapaul9291 prepare to hear it for the rest of your life
@@blax140 Prepared.
@@aninditapaul9291 You have joined the ranks of the cultured elite
@@talknight2 I used to be a cultured elite like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
This is brilliant!!
You've been chosen by the RUclips algorithm my friend, your job is to raise up the citizens of Skyrim with this video.
You are the chosen one
sweet rolls for everyone
Somebody stole my sweet roll:,(
The guard had an arrow in his knee lol, nice touch
Also, I read that the phrase “took an arrow in the knee” is another way of saying “I got married.” The more you know!
That's a big brain play right there.
Well it may be, but in the context of the guards in-game, they literally took an arrow to the knee.
@@aninditapaul9291 heard about you and your honeyed words ..
@@aninditapaul9291 What is it? Dragons?
@@L7vanmatre What do you mean dragons? They have been extinct for hundreds of years. It's an Oblivion gate! THE DAEDRA ARE COMING OUT OF THE GATE NINE DIVINES SAV- *ded*
Here in 2020 RUclips recommends this pearl. Let's make it go viral
"Disrespect the law and you disrespect me"
That part was amazing.
I honestly thought he was gonna say I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow in the knee
I like how you can hear the blade hit the ground when he’s doing a cart wheel.
Me - Steals nothing, has only just started playing, but accidentally raised my sneak skill by crouching past a bear.
Guard - "Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief".
This animation style is the cutest I've ever seen
Appreciate the lil detail of the arrow to the knee reference on the guard’s knee
i love the line guards who actually care give about the townsfolk being good people. hes basically acknowledging he cant do shit unless you go commit the crime, and is just hoping you'll spare his people
how come this gem here didnt blow up still
Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Ohh, what am I saying, of course you don't!
Dragonborn: Do you get to the Soul Cairn very often? No? *Well now you do!*
This was so good. I was dying laughing instantly when he kills the zealot and then freaking combat rolls away like it aint not thing.
This has to be one of the best Skyrim meme videos, to date
Haha appreciate it dud
My dark brotherhood shirt got me being called a devil worshipper when I worked at walmart. My professionalism at handling the situation caused a woman to agree on a date with me. 3 years later she's my wife. Skyrim helped me get married.
I am so glad this was recommended to me. This made me smile so much
wheyy, I'm glad thanks dud :)
ALL HAIL DA MIGHTY TALOOOOS!!! Words I'm sure you LOVE to hear every single time you're in Whiterun....
my favorite bit is the silly looking sneak rolling at the start
Well, I guess Nazeem got sent to the cloud district.
Love that C&C scream at the end.
I'm happy that this was in my recommended, I had a bad day and now it's little bit better
Annoying you had a bad day but awesome that this helped, thanks dude! :)
This is amazing!
Why doesn't this have like a million views?!
I love how he has an arrow in his knee
I love how the character rolls in sneak in the first part. 😹
I was doing a playthrough of the thieves guild questline, and I got caught breaking the law in Riften. So I paid the guard off and immediately after our conversation ended they said " Don't think you can barter with me like one of those damned shopkeepers". Like they didn't just accept my bribe.
The entire video was great, but those last 5 seconds... Golden.
When that guard slid off tho, so smooth
Do you go to the-gahhaaahhahahha!!!! Gold!
This was very funny
Man, being in the Dark Brotherhood is so much more badass if you use the Nightingale armor
''Disrespect the law you disrespect me'' 👈🏻👆🏻👉🏻👇🏻
1) i love how they move
2) i bursted out in laughter when the chara killed Nazeem
I love the animation
I love the dying Minecraft chicken noise in the background lmao
Your animation style is so unique and cute! They look like nesting dolls. ❤️
Thanks dude, yeah they kinda do now that I look at them haha
one time a guard came up to me, told me he knew i was with the dark brotherhood and told me not to worry because he worshiped the night mother
The guard used to be an adventurer like you, until he got an arrow to the knee
The end is perfect 👌😂
I was actually hoping that something happens with Nazeem in the last second. And there you go.❤
Wow I love this animation style, so cute
This feels like a Video clip of Watching Quebec play Skyrim.
That added sneak roll is awesome
Why was this master peace in my recommended JUST NOW.
Haha ay thanks dude, no idea
another one of blessed yt algorithm's recommendations
BRO I FUCKING LOVE THIS ANIMATION STYLE HAHA
Wow, the guard even has an arrow in his knee.
Get to the cloud district very often, oh, well, I guess you do-WHAAAAAAAA!!!
I began laughing even before this, as I knew what was going to happen.
The Animation is adorable omg
ay thanks dude
Skyrim guards casually commenting on the status of the world's most powerful being will never get old it seems.
"FOR I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUU. . . . GURGLE"
Poetry
4years old, thanks RUclips lol. This was a lost gem
Joining the dark brotherhood was the best thing that happened to me until I found out that Astrid betrayed us
Even the statue of talos is cute
Heimskr jumping was adorable ngl
Thanks for killing that annoying preacher in the beginning my respects
Bro this isnt Dark Brotherhood life this is just average Skyrim Life.
Weird how this is in my recommends after I inexplicably started playing Skyrim a week ago
Now everytime I hear a guard say "Disrespect the law and you disrespect me" I just think this guard
I don't understand why this video doesn't have more views
This animation style got me feeling like
i was expecting "Good. Glad we straightened that out."
i love this drawing style
i love this art style so much lol
Lol, that was great. Especially the part at the end. I loved that 😂 👍
Thanks ma dude!
The Nazeem kill is what did it for me
Nazeem's scream at the end was just perfect...
The gaurd is so cute!
These character give me major Kirby vibes.
Why am I seeing this 4 years later this is absolutely hilarious
I love the characters waddle walk xD 😳
I need more of this magic, dude
I love Skyrim. When I was in Riften I had a guard whisper to me, " Hail Sithis ". Let me tell u I was hella shook.
Every time i play skyrim and 8im in my brotherhood armor the guards are like wth