Some context translation mistakes: 2:47 "I'm taking on all of Hololive's horniness by myself" "Why are you talking like you're shouldering our sins?" 3:12 "So please just use me instead!" 5:18 "doing things a stalker would do" instead of "committed stalking activities" 7:30 "Shouldn't keeping up the relationship behind the scenes deserve a 6% instead?" 8:16 "Seems like we can dig out way more sexual harassment charges if we just look harder anyways" 9:00 "Subaru-senpai, aren't female officers so exciting/such a turn-on?" 9:55 "This makes me want to try testing the line. Can I try taking off my clothes?"
@@hellgirlfan97 Some are relatively unimportant outside of fleshing out the joke, but others are just wrong. You can typically summarize what people say to 1/3 its original length, but whether or not the message or joke gets across as well is the problem.
@@ShiraIshikawa I am not sure, as this is the first I have heard of it. But, you can rest assured that the likelyhood that it was drugs is very low as Japan has a huge thing against drugs. If they were suspected of being on drugs during a stream they would be fired on the spot, and Marine is not stupid enough to risk her job or social life on that.
Wait, she actually made her say that? I assumed it was a complete forgery she edited together because she knew harassing Ayame would be one of the things she'd get accused for.
I love Marines laugh so much, it feels so honest and always makes me smile. She'll always be one of my favourites for getting me into this rabbit hole.
As a pirate captain, Marine-Senchou's crimes were all committed while in international waters. Thus, she does not fall within Subaru's jurisdiction and cannot be charged for her crimes. Free our captain!
I love how marine not even hold back even when she arrested. She even dont tried to clear her crime but make more of it. Thats why senchou the best But why pekora didnt come? she have commit crimes that consider against human morality Edit: the rabbit have been arrested but somehow convinced the police to release her. Now she is targeting us the viewers. Be careful wherever you are. Run if you hear "peko ↗️ peko↖️ peko⬆️" she is near
@@StarboyXL9 It does since she's technically an idol. *We all totally want to though* To quote those who played FallGuys with her: *Hugging Senchou is fun.*
Damn, Subaru was *not* having it with that NTR-move Marine was trying to make on her. I don't think even Korone or Noel have ever gotten this possessive of their respective GFs, lol. Edit: Yeah, think I'll retract my statement a bit. Noel just casually said she might kill Marine for getting close to Flare on a recent stream, lol.
When accused of sexual harassment, the surefire way to get out of it is to tell your interrogator how cute they are and that you want to take your clothes off
Subaru's entertainment level is really high. Regardless of who she collabs with, it's bound to be fun and chaotic. Even her regular streams are really nice.
Marine's joke at 3:08 is "Well, because everyone is an idol, I would feel bad if they were used for some strange purpose... So use me instead..." Hence her shift to an excited voice for the punchline
4:23 hahahahah I was waiting for that. That still wouldn’t explain why she’d be able to get R-18 books 4:59 hahaha Subaru. I feel it 9:18 Marine is relentless this whole video lol sasuga horny Pirate Queen 9:52 lmaoooo from here on
Subaru: Shut up! Shion is only 17 years old! Marine: *I am 17 years old too!!!* Subaru: *Shows data falsification* Marine: *This is just me being real* Understandable...
This should be a monthly thing. At the end of every month, Subaru investigates all crimes committed by Hololive "Idols" and then have a trial with those "Idols". Though for Marine I think it would be more of a hearing on her monthly achievements...
THIS IS PURE GOLD, I need fanart of police Subaru interrogating marine.... Marine trying to undress behind the bars would be nice too.... But Subaru kawaii police officer
Subaru can really take the wheel and handle most if not all hololive members. Like match their energy but still control the flow of conversations. Sasuga sun of hololive
![Subaru "Extrovert-Side" is crying when she can't join to the conversation [Both POVs]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tf7Sbn_IfQ0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Subaru Arrests International Marriage Scammer and Head of "Lamy Water" Syndicate "Nenechi" [En Subs]](/img/1.gif)
Some context translation mistakes:
2:47 "I'm taking on all of Hololive's horniness by myself"
"Why are you talking like you're shouldering our sins?"
3:12 "So please just use me instead!"
5:18 "doing things a stalker would do" instead of "committed stalking activities"
7:30 "Shouldn't keeping up the relationship behind the scenes deserve a 6% instead?"
8:16 "Seems like we can dig out way more sexual harassment charges if we just look harder anyways"
9:00 "Subaru-senpai, aren't female officers so exciting/such a turn-on?"
9:55 "This makes me want to try testing the line. Can I try taking off my clothes?"
So is Marine is Hololive Jesus
@@alucard9411 the Hololive Lewdssiah
These are really just different ways to say the same things, not really mistakes just different ways of saying the same thing.
@@hellgirlfan97 Some are relatively unimportant outside of fleshing out the joke, but others are just wrong. You can typically summarize what people say to 1/3 its original length, but whether or not the message or joke gets across as well is the problem.
Marine is Jesus but horny
Subaru: "Do you remember committing these crimes?"
Marine: "Gonna have to be a little more specific."
same energy as "do you remember how many bread you have eaten in your life?"
@@Nanashi74yan or
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows down"
For me, it was Tuesday
_MARINE :_ (right out of the gate) This is a conflict of interest
lol, that's a good al bundy refer ence.
"Are these drugs??"
Others : no! its not, its sugar or something..
Marine : *that is some good shit*
Sweet type asacoco
Powder type asacoco
For real, what is it? Sugar?
@@ShiraIshikawa I am not sure, as this is the first I have heard of it. But, you can rest assured that the likelyhood that it was drugs is very low as Japan has a huge thing against drugs. If they were suspected of being on drugs during a stream they would be fired on the spot, and Marine is not stupid enough to risk her job or social life on that.
It was for her back pain because her old age
"Shion is just 17 years old!"
"I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!!"
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO
4:17
So much _passion_ , sasuga Senchou.
And then the comeback that's there's a report about that too, I was literally dying on that point.
Subaru: yup thats a crime you FRAUD!!
even funnier subaru's reply is "SHUT UP" lol
When Senchou said: "I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!"
I died xD
2nd season
Same 😂
@@nobletenshi7659 Do you mean: 28th season
Glorious.
This is the taste of a liar Senchou
Subaru: *reads the list of charges* wait, it’s all public lewdness?
Marine: always has been
I cant believe the recording marine did with ayame actually came in handy
Big brain move lol
I assume she'll be playing it every chance she gets.
She was like no no no you got it all wrong she said it
Wait, she actually made her say that? I assumed it was a complete forgery she edited together because she knew harassing Ayame would be one of the things she'd get accused for.
@Exel megapixel is that a G or H cup? Conversion always confuses me.
The ending to this is golden
Subaru: You're under arrest, reflect on your sins
Marine: you fool, this also get's me off
"JOKES ON YOU
I'M INTO THAT SHIT"
In her head: "punish me mommy lock me up"
@@alouisschafer7212 Considering she's in front of Subaru who's always looking for a mama it's better to keep it in her head
"You fool, this is actually my sexual fantasy"
Subaru only made her stronger
Marine is too powerful. Comes in with counter arguements, reframed normalcy and counter evidence.
As expected from the 45 year old office lady cosplay girl
Probably not her first arrestation
Even if she is put behind bars I would expect her to break out immediately. U think any prison is safe enough to contain The Horni?!
@@Jinrou_Yumeno wouldn't her behind get her stuck, thus triggering another fetish?
@@burnoutcat2387 It would get stuck. It gets stuck everywhere.
Marine is so quick witted with her responses it's kinda insane lol
Especially the "this is some good shit. You want some?" Case closed after that one.
I love Marines laugh so much, it feels so honest and always makes me smile. She'll always be one of my favourites for getting me into this rabbit hole.
Especially her laugh at the end when Subaru can't put the jail.png infront of her ... XD
I recently remembered that Marine was the first one I watched too
Marine: “The strongest Marine won’t lose any debate!”
Also Marine: “I feel like I’m losing so let’s change the topic.”
You cannot lose if you do not fight them
Marine: "What crime am I being accused of?"
Subaru: "Sexual Harassment"
Marine: "Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?"
Marine is truly Derek Powers-pilled
As a pirate captain, Marine-Senchou's crimes were all committed while in international waters. Thus, she does not fall within Subaru's jurisdiction and cannot be charged for her crimes. Free our captain!
If being horny is a crime, I’d be in jail about now ! #FreeSenchou
If that's the case, then it looks like Celestial Being will have to intervene. Your days are numbered Ichimin!
but she's a cosplayer
I'm pretty sure it's not jurisdiction of a police to judge anyone in most countries either.
InterPOL should be the one acting here then.
4:23 love how angry Marine sounded when she said "I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!"
I love how marine not even hold back even when she arrested. She even dont tried to clear her crime but make more of it. Thats why senchou the best
But why pekora didnt come? she have commit crimes that consider against human morality
Edit: the rabbit have been arrested but somehow convinced the police to release her. Now she is targeting us the viewers. Be careful wherever you are. Run if you hear "peko ↗️ peko↖️ peko⬆️" she is near
An M never loses
@@kronikevaporation6007 even when she loses, she wins
That increases her bounty
Pekora will need a separate stream to answer for the things she did lol
I think Pekora will be judge by the UN given how horrendous her crime against humanity.
Marine is a master on flip to win any situation on a ongoing problem.
And make matter hornier
@@bmanpura Joseph Francis Tribbiani (Friends) flashback.
"This is some good shit". I swear it's like Marine is Shorty from Scary Movie
This whole stream was gold! Marine had too many reports against her and they were all true lol
Nah, don’t think so
It's funny when Marine says she's sacrificing herself so everyone can be an idol...
But ended up being comedians 😂😂😂
Its not sacrifice if she enjoy it
Reject Idol
Return to comedian
"You can do wathever you want to my body but don't touch my comrades!"
"We're not allowed to touch you *either* ma'am.
@@burnoutcat2387 as if whether we're allowed would ever stop The Crew!
@@StarboyXL9 It does since she's technically an idol.
*We all totally want to though*
To quote those who played FallGuys with her:
*Hugging Senchou is fun.*
Damn, Subaru was *not* having it with that NTR-move Marine was trying to make on her. I don't think even Korone or Noel have ever gotten this possessive of their respective GFs, lol.
Edit: Yeah, think I'll retract my statement a bit. Noel just casually said she might kill Marine for getting close to Flare on a recent stream, lol.
*_Remembers Noel's death threats and book corner bonk threats_*
Yup, Noel isn't a yandere by any means.
Well there is someone tho, Rushia...
Marine really pulled a "Jokes on you I'm into this sh*t"
“you’re filled with sins” thats pretty expected knowing marine
Everything that comes out of Marine's mouth in this clip is golden 😂
I don’t care what anyone says, Marine has the best laugh and scream in Hololive
#1 lawyer Marine
9:40 Marine's laugh is so contagious 😂
"You yknow, that time when you did lewd things"
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"
Subaru: SHION IS 17 YEARS OLD!!
Marine: I'M 17 YEARS OLD TOO!!
Subaru: SHUT UP!!
I'm dead 😂
"Haachama" I haven't heard that name in a long time.
man this was so funny 🤣🤣 good job man and thanks 🙏
She will not back down, in fact she will add to the list of crimes even while she’s detained.
When accused of sexual harassment, the surefire way to get out of it is to tell your interrogator how cute they are and that you want to take your clothes off
She will go to jail with 100 crimes and manage to leave with 200. As a pirate should!
Subaru : you took some white powder while singing
Marine : this is some good shit
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.
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Me : WRITE THAT DOWN !
omg that hacchama reference was gold hahaha
“This is some good shit, let’s take it together” 😂😂😂😂 you gotta love Marine!
Senchou Halu moment
"let's get married Subaru-senpai!"
"OMAAEEEEE!"
if Moona do proposal : "let's get married Subaru-senpai!"
"I approb"
Subaru: "Senchou brought some weird white powder"
Marine: This is some Good S**t Subaru senpai should have some
What is white powder mean???
@@junaltera imagine.
@@yesiam7294 🙄
@@junaltera she has some pretty strong (unspecified) allergies so she often has to take medicine for it, like a long treatment.
@@burnoutcat2387 ahh okay thx for the information
Marine was in top form here.
Subaru: You forced Ayame to marry you and acted like a stalker
Marine: I HAVE THE RECEIPTS
Naval Officer: *Accuses pirate of sexual harassment.*
Pirate: *Sexually harasses Naval Officer.*
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
"So it would seem"
You're not wrong though.
"Oh how the turn table" is basically what the accused is trying to do in this series..
Marine's giggles 8:28 is a true blessing, she is so awesome, innocent, pure seiso idol, and achieved all that merely as 17 years, second season!
Alright boys
Time for a little PRISON BREAK.
Edit: When they mentioned the white powder lmaoooo
"Shion is only 17"
"I'M ONLY 17 TOO"
I feel like marine was actually almost out of the woods before she started offering the officer drugs in front of the jury
I was not expecting the "that is some good shit" phrase lmao
Subaru's entertainment level is really high. Regardless of who she collabs with, it's bound to be fun and chaotic. Even her regular streams are really nice.
Marine's joke at 3:08 is "Well, because everyone is an idol, I would feel bad if they were used for some strange purpose... So use me instead..." Hence her shift to an excited voice for the punchline
4:23 hahahahah I was waiting for that. That still wouldn’t explain why she’d be able to get R-18 books
4:59 hahaha Subaru. I feel it
9:18 Marine is relentless this whole video lol sasuga horny Pirate Queen
9:52 lmaoooo from here on
Senchou's laugh at 9:40 heals diseases, I'm pretty sure
The best way to introduce Marine to anyone is literally just this video!
I cant stop laughing when this 2 is together. Their interaction is so funny and refreshing.
Watching marine in the living room on the TV is a pretty big power move ngl
When marine turn on the audio of ayame, im losing it 5:43
I havnt laughed so hard at a clip in a long time. This was fantastic
Subaru: Shion is just 17 years old!!
Marine: I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!
Subaru: Shut up!
What a perfect exchange
9:41 Marine has the best laugh
legendary stream, i hope someone translates most of it.
This is the one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen! Marine’s villain laugh was so good that i want a stream dedicated to it!
9:41 I love her laugh so much.
Subaru: Shut up! Shion is only 17 years old!
Marine: *I am 17 years old too!!!*
Subaru: *Shows data falsification*
Marine: *This is just me being real*
Understandable...
Subaru: *Puts Marine in Jail.*
Marine: *JOKES ON YOU, IIII'M INTO THAT SHIT!*
"senchou took some weird white powder when she sings"
another idol ruined by the guilt of a powdered donut
Subaru: "You're too strong, I can't put you behind bars!"
Marine: **supervillain laugh**
Marine pretty much sear the first report, watching in the living room? Lmao 😂
Subaru: *Places Marine under arrest and behind bars
Marine: Jokes on you. I'm into this shit
Marine is a national treasure lmaoo. She's a comedic genius. Subaru's retorts are top notch as well.
My jaw hurts from laughing uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣
This should be a monthly thing. At the end of every month, Subaru investigates all crimes committed by Hololive "Idols" and then have a trial with those "Idols".
Though for Marine I think it would be more of a hearing on her monthly achievements...
Subaru/Marine's tsukkomi game is really strong 😂
I love marine so much. She's so funny to listen to and can adapt to a bunch of situations.
Marine is so charismatic it’s crazy lmao
THIS IS PURE GOLD, I need fanart of police Subaru interrogating marine.... Marine trying to undress behind the bars would be nice too.... But Subaru kawaii police officer
I don't even wanna think about it if Subaru interrogates Hachaama for her crimes.
Ducktective Subaru quacks the case again.
4:19
The amount of passion in Marine's voice, holy fuck
For me it feels like marine have so much western humour injected to her
Not the only thing 😏
Thanks for the clip, been waiting for more clip from this goldmine stream.
I'd love to see more of Ducktective Subaru shenanigans
This was so entertaining to watch lol
I need more of this content in my life
9:41 The laugh of a true maniac.
Marine is stalking Ayame chan.
FBI OPEN UP!!
Yeah no this one is actually true.
reminds me of that duck sheriff picture i saw sometime ago 😂
Marine's giggling when talking about the 'shit' is hilarious
One of the best clips i have seen in a long while
Marine lost the logic on compatibility hahaha
Subaru can really take the wheel and handle most if not all hololive members. Like match their energy but still control the flow of conversations. Sasuga sun of hololive
"You've taken some white powder during your Karaoke streams, is that true?"
"Actually, this is some good shit, let me give you some~"
I died xD
This police bit is great! I hope Subaru does it more in the future!
It’s good to know that this event happened litterary after Marine assaulted Subaru on their collab. This is the greatest moment I have ever seen.
I love Marine's little giggles in this one lol
Marine is truly something else. Instead of being intimidated she faces the charges head on
Houshou Marine: Ace Attorney
Senchou could be a witness in the game and I would not bat an eye.
Also Marine: das da good shit 🌨️👃
*"Ahh... Yes, the negotiator"*
*"I'm h*rny."* - Marine, apparently
No wonder she got arrested
“Shion is just 17 years old!”
“I’m 17 years old too!”
Uh huh... sure
in terms of showcasing lewd material WHERE WAS HAACHAMA?!?!??
I love how marine senchou can be both bokke and tsukkomi hilariously
Marine: im a rap god, rap god
You would think ame would be here.