Officer Subaru's interrogation on Marine's crimes.【Eng Sub/Hololive】
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2024
- Officer Subaru has received a lot of crime reports on a certain suspect called Houshou Marine, and she decides to take her in and review what she did together with the criminal herself.
Full interrogation I did it boys, no funny outro this time because this whole thing is hilarious enough.
Introduction 0:00
First report 1:40
Second report 2:14
Third report 3:20
Fourth report 4:28
Fifth report 5:11
Sixth report 8:24
Judgement time 8:50
Horny jail you go 9:36
Source:
• 【80万人記念】大空警察！！：OOZORA ...
#Subaru #Marine #Hololive 
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Some context translation mistakes:
2:47 "I'm taking on all of Hololive's horniness by myself"
"Why are you talking like you're shouldering our sins?"
3:12 "So please just use me instead!"
5:18 "doing things a stalker would do" instead of "committed stalking activities"
7:30 "Shouldn't keeping up the relationship behind the scenes deserve a 6% instead?"
8:16 "Seems like we can dig out way more sexual harassment charges if we just look harder anyways"
9:00 "Subaru-senpai, aren't female officers so exciting/such a turn-on?"
9:55 "This makes me want to try testing the line. Can I try taking off my clothes?"
So is Marine is Hololive Jesus
@@alucard9411 the Hololive Lewdssiah
These are really just different ways to say the same things, not really mistakes just different ways of saying the same thing.
@@hellgirlfan97 Some are relatively unimportant outside of fleshing out the joke, but others are just wrong. You can typically summarize what people say to 1/3 its original length, but whether or not the message or joke gets across as well is the problem.
Marine is Jesus but horny
Subaru: "Do you remember committing these crimes?"
Marine: "Gonna have to be a little more specific."
same energy as "do you remember how many bread you have eaten in your life?"
@@Nanashi74yan or
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows down"
For me, it was Tuesday
_MARINE :_ (right out of the gate) This is a conflict of interest
lol, that's a good al bundy refer ence.
"Are these drugs??"
Others : no! its not, its sugar or something..
Marine : *that is some good shit*
Sweet type asacoco
Powder type asacoco
For real, what is it? Sugar?
@@ShiraIshikawa I am not sure, as this is the first I have heard of it. But, you can rest assured that the likelyhood that it was drugs is very low as Japan has a huge thing against drugs. If they were suspected of being on drugs during a stream they would be fired on the spot, and Marine is not stupid enough to risk her job or social life on that.
It was for her back pain because her old age
"Shion is just 17 years old!"
"I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!!"
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO
4:17
So much _passion_ , sasuga Senchou.
And then the comeback that's there's a report about that too, I was literally dying on that point.
Subaru: yup thats a crime you FRAUD!!
even funnier subaru's reply is "SHUT UP" lol
The ending to this is golden
Subaru: You're under arrest, reflect on your sins
Marine: you fool, this also get's me off
"JOKES ON YOU
I'M INTO THAT SHIT"
In her head: "punish me mommy lock me up"
@@alouisschafer7212 Considering she's in front of Subaru who's always looking for a mama it's better to keep it in her head
"You fool, this is actually my sexual fantasy"
Subaru only made her stronger
I cant believe the recording marine did with ayame actually came in handy
Big brain move lol
I assume she'll be playing it every chance she gets.
She was like no no no you got it all wrong she said it
Wait, she actually made her say that? I assumed it was a complete forgery she edited together because she knew harassing Ayame would be one of the things she'd get accused for.
@Exel megapixel is that a G or H cup? Conversion always confuses me.
Subaru: *reads the list of charges* wait, it’s all public lewdness?
Marine: always has been
When Senchou said: "I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!"
I died xD
2nd season
Same 😂
@@nobletenshi7659 Do you mean: 28th season
Glorious.
This is the taste of a liar Senchou
Marine is too powerful. Comes in with counter arguements, reframed normalcy and counter evidence.
As expected from the 45 year old office lady cosplay girl
Probably not her first arrestation
Even if she is put behind bars I would expect her to break out immediately. U think any prison is safe enough to contain The Horni?!
@@Jinrou_Yumeno wouldn't her behind get her stuck, thus triggering another fetish?
@@burnoutcat2387 It would get stuck. It gets stuck everywhere.
Marine is so quick witted with her responses it's kinda insane lol
Especially the "this is some good shit. You want some?" Case closed after that one.
Marine: “The strongest Marine won’t lose any debate!”
Also Marine: “I feel like I’m losing so let’s change the topic.”
You cannot lose if you do not fight them
As a pirate captain, Marine-Senchou's crimes were all committed while in international waters. Thus, she does not fall within Subaru's jurisdiction and cannot be charged for her crimes. Free our captain!
If being horny is a crime, I’d be in jail about now ! #FreeSenchou
If that's the case, then it looks like Celestial Being will have to intervene. Your days are numbered Ichimin!
but she's a cosplayer
I'm pretty sure it's not jurisdiction of a police to judge anyone in most countries either.
InterPOL should be the one acting here then.
I love Marines laugh so much, it feels so honest and always makes me smile. She'll always be one of my favourites for getting me into this rabbit hole.
Especially her laugh at the end when Subaru can't put the jail.png infront of her ... XD
I recently remembered that Marine was the first one I watched too
Marine: "What crime am I being accused of?"
Subaru: "Sexual Harassment"
Marine: "Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?"
Marine is truly Derek Powers-pilled
I love how marine not even hold back even when she arrested. She even dont tried to clear her crime but make more of it. Thats why senchou the best
But why pekora didnt come? she have commit crimes that consider against human morality
Edit: the rabbit have been arrested but somehow convinced the police to release her. Now she is targeting us the viewers. Be careful wherever you are. Run if you hear "peko ↗️ peko↖️ peko⬆️" she is near
An M never loses
@@kronikevaporation6007 even when she loses, she wins
That increases her bounty
Pekora will need a separate stream to answer for the things she did lol
I think Pekora will be judge by the UN given how horrendous her crime against humanity.
4:23 love how angry Marine sounded when she said "I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!"
Damn, Subaru was *not* having it with that NTR-move Marine was trying to make on her. I don't think even Korone or Noel have ever gotten this possessive of their respective GFs, lol.
Edit: Yeah, think I'll retract my statement a bit. Noel just casually said she might kill Marine for getting close to Flare on a recent stream, lol.
*_Remembers Noel's death threats and book corner bonk threats_*
Yup, Noel isn't a yandere by any means.
Well there is someone tho, Rushia...
This whole stream was gold! Marine had too many reports against her and they were all true lol
Nah, don’t think so
It's funny when Marine says she's sacrificing herself so everyone can be an idol...
But ended up being comedians 😂😂😂
Its not sacrifice if she enjoy it
Reject Idol
Return to comedian
"You can do wathever you want to my body but don't touch my comrades!"
"We're not allowed to touch you *either* ma'am.
@@burnoutcat2387 as if whether we're allowed would ever stop The Crew!
@@StarboyXL9 It does since she's technically an idol.
*We all totally want to though*
To quote those who played FallGuys with her:
*Hugging Senchou is fun.*
Marine is a master on flip to win any situation on a ongoing problem.
And make matter hornier
@@bmanpura Joseph Francis Tribbiani (Friends) flashback.
#1 lawyer Marine
Everything that comes out of Marine's mouth in this clip is golden 😂
I don’t care what anyone says, Marine has the best laugh and scream in Hololive
“you’re filled with sins” thats pretty expected knowing marine
"This is some good shit". I swear it's like Marine is Shorty from Scary Movie
Marine really pulled a "Jokes on you I'm into this sh*t"
9:40 Marine's laugh is so contagious 😂
"Haachama" I haven't heard that name in a long time.
Name: Houshou Marine
Crime: L E W D
Alibi: I make myself the lewd target to protect the rest of Hololive. I finally rest and I'll watch the sun rise on a grateful universe
"You yknow, that time when you did lewd things"
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"
Subaru: SHION IS 17 YEARS OLD!!
Marine: I'M 17 YEARS OLD TOO!!
Subaru: SHUT UP!!
I'm dead 😂
Marine was in top form here.
omg that hacchama reference was gold hahaha
She will not back down, in fact she will add to the list of crimes even while she’s detained.
When accused of sexual harassment, the surefire way to get out of it is to tell your interrogator how cute they are and that you want to take your clothes off
She will go to jail with 100 crimes and manage to leave with 200. As a pirate should!
man this was so funny 🤣🤣 good job man and thanks 🙏
9:41 Marine has the best laugh
"Shion is only 17"
"I'M ONLY 17 TOO"
Marine's giggles 8:28 is a true blessing, she is so awesome, innocent, pure seiso idol, and achieved all that merely as 17 years, second season!
Senchou Halu moment
"let's get married Subaru-senpai!"
"OMAAEEEEE!"
if Moona do proposal : "let's get married Subaru-senpai!"
"I approb"
I feel like marine was actually almost out of the woods before she started offering the officer drugs in front of the jury
“This is some good shit, let’s take it together” 😂😂😂😂 you gotta love Marine!
9:41 I love her laugh so much.
Alright boys
Time for a little PRISON BREAK.
Edit: When they mentioned the white powder lmaoooo
I havnt laughed so hard at a clip in a long time. This was fantastic
Subaru: "Senchou brought some weird white powder"
Marine: This is some Good S**t Subaru senpai should have some
What is white powder mean???
@@junaltera imagine.
@@yesiam7294 🙄
@@junaltera she has some pretty strong (unspecified) allergies so she often has to take medicine for it, like a long treatment.
@@burnoutcat2387 ahh okay thx for the information
Subaru: You forced Ayame to marry you and acted like a stalker
Marine: I HAVE THE RECEIPTS
08:47 that senchou laugh is creepy and the best at the same time lol
legendary stream, i hope someone translates most of it.
I was not expecting the "that is some good shit" phrase lmao
Subaru's entertainment level is really high. Regardless of who she collabs with, it's bound to be fun and chaotic. Even her regular streams are really nice.
I cant stop laughing when this 2 is together. Their interaction is so funny and refreshing.
Senchou's laugh at 9:40 heals diseases, I'm pretty sure
Thanks for the clip, been waiting for more clip from this goldmine stream.
4:23 hahahahah I was waiting for that. That still wouldn’t explain why she’d be able to get R-18 books
4:59 hahaha Subaru. I feel it
9:18 Marine is relentless this whole video lol sasuga horny Pirate Queen
9:52 lmaoooo from here on
Watching marine in the living room on the TV is a pretty big power move ngl
Naval Officer: *Accuses pirate of sexual harassment.*
Pirate: *Sexually harasses Naval Officer.*
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
"So it would seem"
You're not wrong though.
"Oh how the turn table" is basically what the accused is trying to do in this series..
Marine's joke at 3:08 is "Well, because everyone is an idol, I would feel bad if they were used for some strange purpose... So use me instead..." Hence her shift to an excited voice for the punchline
This is the one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen! Marine’s villain laugh was so good that i want a stream dedicated to it!
One of the best clips i have seen in a long while
The best way to introduce Marine to anyone is literally just this video!
This was so entertaining to watch lol
Subaru: Shion is just 17 years old!!
Marine: I AM 17 YEARS OLD TOO!
Subaru: Shut up!
What a perfect exchange
Subaru : you took some white powder while singing
Marine : this is some good shit
.
.
.
Me : WRITE THAT DOWN !
I need more of this content in my life
4:15 best part
When marine turn on the audio of ayame, im losing it 5:43
9:41 The laugh of a true maniac.
Marine pretty much sear the first report, watching in the living room? Lmao 😂
Omg we need the whole thing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOH
9:43 signature laugh
I love marine so much. She's so funny to listen to and can adapt to a bunch of situations.
Subaru: *Places Marine under arrest and behind bars
Marine: Jokes on you. I'm into this shit
This police bit is great! I hope Subaru does it more in the future!
Marine is so charismatic it’s crazy lmao
Subaru/Marine's tsukkomi game is really strong 😂
Ducktective Subaru quacks the case again.
Marine is a national treasure lmaoo. She's a comedic genius. Subaru's retorts are top notch as well.
man the new episode of content cop looks good
I appreciate how the video is cut up into sections like a professional podcast.
"senchou took some weird white powder when she sings"
another idol ruined by the guilt of a powdered donut
This should be a monthly thing. At the end of every month, Subaru investigates all crimes committed by Hololive "Idols" and then have a trial with those "Idols".
Though for Marine I think it would be more of a hearing on her monthly achievements...
For me it feels like marine have so much western humour injected to her
Not the only thing 😏
Subaru: *Puts Marine in Jail.*
Marine: *JOKES ON YOU, IIII'M INTO THAT SHIT!*
I don't even wanna think about it if Subaru interrogates Hachaama for her crimes.
Houshou Marine: Ace Attorney
Senchou could be a witness in the game and I would not bat an eye.
Also Marine: das da good shit 🌨️👃
*"Ahh... Yes, the negotiator"*
My jaw hurts from laughing uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣
Marine is stalking Ayame chan.
FBI OPEN UP!!
Yeah no this one is actually true.
Subaru: "You're too strong, I can't put you behind bars!"
Marine: **supervillain laugh**
A tier thumbnail XD
in terms of showcasing lewd material WHERE WAS HAACHAMA?!?!??
I'd love to see more of Ducktective Subaru shenanigans
8:34 marine's laugh lmao
This is pure gold.
THIS IS PURE GOLD, I need fanart of police Subaru interrogating marine.... Marine trying to undress behind the bars would be nice too.... But Subaru kawaii police officer
Ok, that... was simply one of the most hilarious interaction i've seen in a while
That ayame recording pulled through
G U I L T Y!
Marine is truly something else. Instead of being intimidated she faces the charges head on
You would think ame would be here.