Old People with Tom Segura
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- We often forget the many wonderful life lessons the older generation has to share with us. For this video I was honored to spend some time with older people who were generous and quite surprising with what they had to say about living a life that is fulfilling.
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This was absolutely brilliant, I nearly died when she said "human trafficking pays, and I stayed paid" *steel gaze at Tom
I am one hundred percent sure that her stuff wasn't even made up. It's just too real
Right. I'm sending this to everyone
Dont do that 😓
The body odor part 😂😂😂 so creepy and so fucking hilarious
This is pure degenerate garbage. Not Funny at all.
It's like he found a bunch of people who grew up in Joey Diaz's neighborhood and asked them for life advice.
@Rasputin r/whooooosh
@Rasputin thats also the joke
Lamo fr
Joey Diaz is one of the biggest frauds around, look up his info, he makes shit up all the time
lol
I love how Tom doesn't post a SINGLE video for 3 years... Then starts going ham at the end of 2019.
ajpimpsall Schaub gave him a pep talk on how to be a marketing genius
He's gotta stay PAID
probably forgot the password to his yt account.
@@cedricart6833 _coolguy6969
When no one wants you, I guess you start producing your own shittyness ;)
I feel like the old black guy's voice is what Tom's inner voice sounds like
i feel like we're supposed to know who all these old people are...
SUP KANE
Yeeeeees.
Lolol
It obviously is scripted, and Tom was the author.
Where’s the interview with Brian Callen? He’s old as hell
0:57 Did you not watch the video?
Watched the whole thing
Daniel Hennessy unfortunately that’s not him
@@Spawn303 wow...
Kevin Fabian what do you mean. Wow...
The best part was how these old people said their lines totally straight faced and acted like they actually lived it. My coworker and I were absolutely dying !!!😳🤣🤣
I'm really digging all of the new content.
I liked it but saw it go to 70 so I had to take my like back sorry
Well it's at 237 now so give it back again
What's that picture? Seen it 10 times today in different contexts, but I can't figure it out. Also digging all of the new continent.
yeah please keep it up bunz this was fuckin hilarious!
Meh this ones ok
I never thought I'd laugh at a joke about human trafficking.
The real thing is even funnier.
You must really despise Your Moms House... I mean the jokes are constantly that level or worse. But of course, they're jokes, and the edgiest ones are the funniest... unless one's an angry faux-liberal who thinks words hurt people no matter the context.
Nice, now take your woke points and gtfo
d.a. pryor really? I laugh all the way to the bank.
Michael Pryor I just sold 3 Laotian women to a Cuban cigar millionaire. The hardest part is keeping them in their cages. Everyone knows what I mean at the pet store when I say I need a cage for a big dog!
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SUE WU
thank you Susan
40 my ass!!!!
Woo Sue!
Those big words don't work no wreck
Tom is crushing RUclips. Love it!!!
So that's why they call my grandma old Six Shooter.
Yours too?!?
Yall gmas be wild
campbell412 and here I thought they meant she owned an old revolver? 🤷🏼♂️
Did you confirm all 6 in the butt?...lmfao
Soooo, my grandmother’s nickname was Bullets. They always told us she got it from being a great card player. After seeing this, I’m not so sure...
This is brilliant. Reminds me of some of my pop pop's stories. You'd be surprised. The old heads lived a rough and tumble life.
I think there's something wrong with me for enjoying Segura's humour as much as I do.
Deniboj - sameeee
Yeah there’s something wrong with all of us! Amiright 🤪
There's a test: if you laugh along with Tom at the video on YMH of the guy screaming as he gets pinned against the wall by a car, then you pass. Or fail? You're a serial killer, is my point.
Leo Alexander what episode?
Tom Segura is a serial killer without all the killing. His wife has said so.
This feels like Tom is trying to show his facial expressions for potential acting gigs.
Nathan Owens when you only have two words you gotta sell it
Bad boys 4
@@Andreas_linden lol
@@tommyg413030 hahaha
@@hellzBrother nice 🐈
So what's the name of this group of eldery folk?
The aristocrats
This comment needs waaaaaay more likes.
I thought the hot black guy was gonna go full Gilbert Godfrey on his story. We know he likes to fuck and fuck good!
@@joshgorin3380 Done... Haha
Flip More good sir you won an all expense paid cruise- you officially won the aristocrats! Someone tell woody Allen’s daughter wife his contract with satan is now null and void and she can actually end his life for good this time.
Just DM *Bryan Callen* to become a member.
The actors and actresses he got for this...simply perfect
“She wanted a lobster and went diving, never saw her again” 😭😂
"I guess she drowned"
“I mean it was sad, I miss her.. but it was exciting”
What even is this video I’ve watched it 3 times
And couldn’t be arsed to check 😂
“Like you’re gonna die”
The black guy was on the second season of The Colony. God I loved that show.
This is crazy.
YMH went from being filmed in a spare room, to having their own studio, to gaining a major chain restaurant sponsor, to expanding into a **strong** podcast network, then losing their major sponsor, to bouncing back and releasing a merciless dance video...
Now this?
...
Did YMH just evolve again?
Also he's a Famous comedian...not to mention
Kaila Smith yea but who gives a fuck about that?
You know the whole McDonalds thing was just a bit right?
@@Dante9345 everyone lol
What was the chain restaurant?
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, truly.
I'm fucking dying right now.
Nov 2019 - Tom segura raised the bar, in a world that is fighting to agree what comedy is.
I really highly agree with this
The trick is... to not give a fuck if you offend someone. And it's the way comedy should be. 😎👉👉
Comedy is funny. Long winded, preachy, politics laden horse manure is not funny. There we have it
I also agree.
He said “toilet paper” and then covid took our toilet paper 🤣🤣🤣
I will never view Tom Clancy’s “Rainbow Six” the same ever again.
😆
🤣 This’s a quality joke🙌🏽
Loooooooooool
BRUH
Bro
He's perfect, his mind is perfect, his timing is perfect, his writing is is perfect, his directorial choices are perfect.
Damnit, Tom, thank you for making this. It's all 1,000% up my alley.
LOL "And she just dove down and...I never saw her again."
Tom: "O___________O"
"I stay paid." Thats my new motto. Thanks old folks.
“Don’t shower” -Bert
Dont brush your teeth
😂 have you seen the I think he’s and Indian guy who hasn’t showered for 60 years? He lives in a hole and eats rotten meat off of road kill its soooo nasty 🤢
k*don* I only brush my teeth like once a week, it’s like the same as washing your hair if you do it too much it will ruin it, right?😂🤢🥺🤪
Just jump in a pool duh
"Pool counts as Shower"- Bert
“Back in the day they used to call me shipwreck” hahaha
That line I ain't got but 2 nuts to bounce golly sounds like Cosby
I was gonna show this to my grandmother, not sure about that idea anymore.
She will recognize Shipwreck and that might make thanksgiving awkward.
Yeah, I don't want to know about my grandmother's six shooters...
I'm sure ur grandma won't have a story about a young negro boy walking into her shop when they had no bread.
0:31 This dudes a time traveler! He predicted the Coronavirus!
Wish it wasn’t scripted, but it was still funny as hell.
“You know what that feels like?”
“Like you’re gonna die?”
“Yesssss.”
I was laughing for 3 mins until halfway when I realized it was scripted.
@@mermaid717 I think you took too long
the whole point of it is being scripted, its called a skit
@@dirhido9665 yea but usually on the podcast they find crazy people who say similar or crazier stuff, so people expect it and then are disappointed when they realize that these are just shitty actors
Amen. My thoughts exactly
Why does this not have more views? It's gold
This guys only 40? I swear I thought he was at least 50 lmao
R. B. A lot of people age according to lifestyle
I’m 38 and I thought Tom was at least 10 years older than me. Makes me wonder if I actually look way older than I am 🤔
Well he looks about 10 years younger than Callen who's turning 86, so I thought he was in his late 70's. But it's hard to tell with fat pieces of shit like him and Burnt Chrysler.
@Mosaab 11 or 12
Well one of his sponsors is McDonald's 🤣
Tom should have his own A&E interview show.
“You know what that feels like? Like you’re gonna die.” 😂
I lost it right at that moment 😂😂
Ohhhh please bring them back for more!
This is why I hope tom outlives the rest of the comedians
I can think of one that will Tom will outlive, guaranteed.
I'm not kidding, this is on a deeper level than some may be aware of. We are such visual creatures that we think of old people differently. The truth is that they are older but have experience and the same mind. Looking older doesn't always mean feeling older. Do your best to look past the wrinkles and blemishes and see the PERSON behind it.
"I did porn too" as if she's listening to previous clip means this was written at least partly with editing in mind. Which shows pretty good writing skills. Really good.
A firm grasp of the obvious my friend.
a year later i am just now seeing this. i am honored
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in months. Thank you
After dealing with My Family today I needed this. Thank You so much Tom.
When the guy said he did six shooters I was dead
Lmfaooooooooo
Ahhh so you’ve done six shooters
@@swimmer1997fly haha cant say I have
@@swimmer1997fly he's just in denial
Yesssssssssss
Tom is my spirit animal.
I would follow Tom around and be his right hand man.
"They stop crying and start listening" 😂
"Like buying and selling people...asians mostly"
There were some eastern european ppl too tho, have to have variety.
@@rasmussyrjala1370 Oh, well that's good.
Sounds like a typical Brit to me.
Just saying...
She said "i want some too!" i said "well im gonna give it to you!" lmao are these people comedians too? I know tom most likely wrote the shit but their delivery is on point
That was actually super uplifting and inspiring to me...kudos old hustlers
What I’ve learned “6 shooters”...
Thank you Tom. I needed this.
3:38 over and over 😂😂😂 "i aint got but two nuts thebouts gaaaahwwwley" 😂
I’m 52, but since I was a young boy, I always respect and look up to older people as a guide to life. We can learn from their mistakes, their wise knowledge of life. Many of today’s young generation don’t respect or appreciate or acknowledge the old. Instead they shame them, calling them creepy old people. Today’s generation are being taught to see old people as a threat. I know this from talking with my granddaughter, nephews, nieces, and their friends. Kinda made my own research. One day they to will be old people. Wonder what kind of story telling they’ll have to share.
4:52-5:17 had me dying🤣🤣🤣🚫🧢.
"Have you ever killed anybody?😐"
Tommy Buns killing it again! Never a bad clip!
"I stay paid" lol tell'em grandma.
Only in LA can you find elderly actors this good. All jokes aside, I'm blown away by these performances. If Hollywood tries to remake Shawshank Redemption in the next 10 years, Brooks was here 05:18
Hey fx- give this guy a show. Seriously. There’s a Louis sized hole in my heart I think Tom could fill.
Best thing I've ever seen
Haha, brilliant as always Tom. BIG UP YOSELF.
Booyakasha! Westside Eggam
thank you have a happy thanksgiving Tom!
Good lord! This was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. These old ladies are comedy GOLD!!
Watch 'People's Mayor' with Tom Segura if you haven't seen it.... my favorite thing in a while
The older you get, the more you realize that truth is truly stranger than fiction.
The English lady story was the best. All hilarious. I'm still laughing. Happy Thanksgiving and I'm thankful that this was made hahaha
I agree! She's hysterical!
This guys channel has been blowing up lately. Keep up the good work Tom
...
Yours has too Jack, keep it up bro
Tim's all right.
He just keeps feathering it bud.
He's a great comedian/story teller!
"Like you're gonna die?" "Yes!" Lmmfao
I swear I watch this 3 a week or anytime I'm feeling down about anything. Pure comedic gold.
“Human trafficking pays, and I stay paid”
this video has changed my life
You've only got like a good 15 years left.
Bert has 3 so tom wins regardless.
@@mikopop oop
You are all being pretty generous
@@mikopop even if he outlives Tom, he's still a fat racist that can't dance.
Just finished my Moms home cook Thanksgiving dinner, and i have to say that this video was the part of my day
Everyone thinks old people are all sweet and innocent... but shit like this runs through head when talking to them.
This is too much🤣🤗🤣🤗🤣
In tears from laughter, comedy gold here 🤣
"Did you ever kill anyone?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Then it went & started back and forth. The Grandmotha, the Mama, The Grandmotha, the Mama." HAHAHA!😆😆😅
This honestly feels like something Louis CK would do back in the day.
Huh? Tom didn't pull his dick out and start jackin it though...
But better
I was thinking the same thing! Reminded me of his priest/boy fucking video for some reason.
Louis can actually act though.
I agree
Tom has been killing it
Six-shooter, 4-strokes, no showers.
Need more old people stories
This comment is literally Tom's face at the end of it. Just wow 🤣
I wish this were a series
That first old man was so right about the toilet paper man.
I need more segura skits in my life
I thought Callen was gonna pop out and start handing it it karate advice
I love you Tom!
I almost wrecked my car from laughing so hard 😂😂
Thankful for this
“ Human trafficking pays and I stay paid” might be the best thing ever!
Jason Martin I read this as she said it and it was amazing 😉
I was not prepared for this in the middle of thanksgiving
Awesome. Also, if Tom plays his cards right , he'll be a six shooter some day too. Dream big Tom... dream big.
M, 🤣 do you remember writing this comment? Wonder if Tom took your advice?
Showed this to my mum without telling her Tom was in on the joke, she was crying lol
"Tullet paper man, tullet paper!"
Some quality advice. Thank you Tom
I need the people's mayor to be a full on series
If my grandma said almost anything that was said here, I'd just die right there. She may have been a badass bartender at a biker bar for like 55 years before she retired, but outside of that, she's as sweet as molasses.
She never swears, says anything ill about anyone, doesn't watch nothing but super family friendly tv & movies and every time I go visit her (even at the age of 85) still has a fresh pie baking in the oven (different kind every time too)!
If I ever heard she used to do Six Shooters, my brain would absolutely fucking explode ala Scanners.
“I stay paid.”
best thanksgiving video ever
Oh Joe's gonna have a field day with this one.
joe ain't never gonna react to this, he's gonna have some dumb cunt on
@@jasongillum5763 hahahahahaha
Love you Tom
"IM HAVING CHEST PAINS!!"
I wonder how many takes it took for them to deliver those lines deadpan like that. They all nailed it.