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phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often
I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃
resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil! citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021
It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)
if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel…. PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️ edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME
hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here
can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?
I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).
I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.
when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.
hey Dan and Phil, I've watched you 2 since early highschool, throughout the years I was severely depressed. I'm so so much better now :)) You 2 comforted me through dark nights. Now today, I'm very sick, not sure what from, you've once again come through at the right time
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hi
meow
Bold of you to assume my entire life isn't a scam
balls
"it's a dragon, dan"
"shut the fuck up"
that had me in stitches
that bit made me ctfu
2:47
"what an idiot dinosaur" is going under the radar
This was actually foreshadowing for later events 😂
I'm obsessed, this should become a series: "How long will it take for Dan to win the game of Life?"
that's a working title there's not enough outrageous clickbait
This is too traumatic for Dan. 😭😭
@rayhem how about 'how long will it take for Dan to succeed in Life'?
yes!
More like "When will Dan get a life?" @@Adenon.W
insane how this game has a vendetta against dan personally
I was going to make jokes about ✨choosing to be gay✨ and losing at Life, but turns out Life just doesn't like him very much 😄
phil living his bbc merlin fantasy while dan is still full of spite and hatred
I liked this before he got to the dragon tamer job LOL
BBC MERLIN MENTION AUTISM SPARKED
I love how this comment has 1k likes. Merlin is my favourite tv series!
So accurate especially the king-dating part
omg merlin so true
Phills jester to kings spouse plot is basically bbc merlin
I was thinking the same thing
It’s the version we deserved 😭
Especially with the dragon tamer lmao
Merthur 4 ever
IT IS FR
phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected
edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often
And he even said it was spelled Noot xD
Let’s not forget his king Carl
Noot and neet
He said Noot not Newt
@@PeacheIIe I thought it was Knoot and Kneet 😂
love that phil became a dragon tamer by taking an online course. they really do have courses for everything these days
I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃
7:15 "He put a king on it" "on WHAT??" "On me-" "SHUT UPP" oh i love them
“EWW”
the boing sound effect 😭😭😭
calling royalty "nepo babies" is sending me💀
Royalty are the original nepo babies
I’m so desensitized to their clickbait now that I saw the title and thought “oh they’re playing life again” 💀
Yeah, I thought it would be sims but same
Same I thought it was either game of life or sims 😭
One day they'll post their most clickbait looking video yet, but the whole thing will be real
same i wasn't even phased 😭😭
I just saw the dog part in the notification and went "oh shit" then i saw the full title and went oh their playing Life again
dan playing SO MUCH BETTER this time but still losing is actually so funny I’m sorry
“Nepo familyyy - jester to knight, did he ever fight anything? No I think he just looked pretty on a horse-“
Dan being violently salty the whole game anytime anything good happens to Phil is such a mood, I get far too aggressive when I have bad luck in games
"whats your baby's name" *phil forgets every name in the world*
The week with no uploads really brought up my abandoment issues, welcome back fathers
Hahaha same!
Sameee
a week without uploading, he comes back with a. life.
One more round like this and we just might get abandoned fr 😂
I miss my gay dads so much
dan calling phil a passenger princess like GIRL YOU DON'T DRIVE EITHER
This might turn my PMS symptoms around
NAHHHH twinsies
SAMEEE pmsing rn
It didn't cure me honestly, fuck the patriarchy
I'm also pmsing, nice
Girl the anger is here
phil needs to be a passenger princess because the alternative is him being *on the road*
Can we talk about how good Phil’s hair looks??
SO good
the quiff returneth
phil putting dan’s phone number when signing up for anything is so funny 😭
I like how Dan did a whole rebrand, but still calls himself Danisnotonfire
"He put a king on it" genuinely made me laugh so hard
if you want more marriage simulator, how about more It Takes Two?
I've been hoping😭
I wait and I pray
Please play deltarune!!
Yessss 🙏
they’ve played it!
this is the definition of gay on gay violence it feels like watching a breakdown in slow motion
the way dan walked out and left phil to do the endscreen alone AGAIN XD
resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil!
citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021
I love that Phil just keeps using Dans number for different places because he doesn’t wanna use his 😭
40 seconds in and Dan’s complaining and Phil is talking about tasting with your testicles. Never change.
It's kinda funny that Phil named his dog "Simon", since the game "Simon Says" in other languages is actually translated to "The King Commands"
I appreciate that Phil is just rolling with Dan choosing violence.
Dan and Phil constantly dog baiting us
the boys’ hair both lookin EXTRA GOOD today
Maybe a shampoo company sent them good stuff. 😂
grown up phil lester whispering “massive orgy” is the reality check i needed
Dan joking about hiatus strikes fear into my heart
the amount of salt from this man rivals the ocean
It’s time for my favorite activity: ✨Watching Phil win in life ✨
I know ❤ hahaha
love how phil dishes the gossip on cruises in such a lil *whisper*
i now want a shirt that says the following quote: 0:02
Same
It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)
wait until they find out that u can click the space bar to spin
The game where Dan and Phil become chaotic gods over two innocent characters
Get these men a dog PLEASE
even when dan is winning throughout the game, he still managed to lose at the end 😭
if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel….
PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️
edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME
IK I LIKED BUT NO
100% is happening, see you on the 1st
No need for that it’s funnier as an inside joke
Omg imagine
Comment ahead of its time
dan and phil make me regress so hard I have to remind myself i'm an adult with responsabilities and not 12 while watching these videos lol
felt this lol
this is fr my new comfort channel
Oh man oh man can't wait for The game of Life 3: Josh and Phil edition
phil seems like the type of person who is really lucky at board games
I have abandonment issues. Dan can’t just keep threatening to go on another hiatus every time he loses. its legitimately stressing me out
they really be having fun with these titles
hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here
Sending love your way ❤
Broke: Dip and Pip
Woke: Donk and Ponk
phil looks like the loaded divorced dad with his own interior design company, while dan is the son that comes over to his dad on the weekends
Ur so right 😭
can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?
I'm loving Phil's natural hair color. Looks great on you!
dan just needs to accept that this is phil’s game fr
15:01 phil: yeah we were listening to gangsters paradise bard version in the car
me, used to London Boys: IN THE CAR??
Dan being a sore loser is so iconic, we love you king 😌
the windows screen saver “famishes” is killing me 18:04
Dan's level of pettiness is /exactly/ me playing these games, have no choice but to root for him.
not dan and phil editing Jesy's sound effect from 7-8+ years ago into Phil's stutter.
i can't explain it but i really really love it when phil wins. the second-hand satisfaction is unmatched
Dan just disappearing after losing is the most Dan shit I’ve ever seen
Dan took those "passenger princess" comments about sponsorships to heart, didn't he? I've never seen him so involved 😂
I was waiting for this comment hahahha
love the phol journey here!! straight out of a fanfic!! jester x king romance… i’m intrigued
I love how often Phil ends up doing the end screen himself because Dan has calmly rage quit
Phil truly is living his best George Villers life here, babygirling his way into dragon taming, money, and power 👑👑
Can we just appreciate how good they both look
come for the clickbait title, stay for something that’s somehow more shocking
when phil wins we all win
I relate to Dan so hard, being the angsty person with terrible luck who is both loving and hating your lucky bestie when you play games with them....
I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).
Thanks for representing the many lesbians that love Florence Pugh, Dan
he knows his audience
I also enjoy Florence Pugh communism boob
Phil marrying the king and naming his dog Simon... somebody's been watching Young Royals' new season maybe? 😅
"Death and taxes" what an enthusiastic start to a video!😊
dont stop playing until dan wins one
"there are taste receptors in your testicles"
...thanks for sharing, Phil
but will the game of life continue to fuck over Dan? lets find out
update: Dan's incredibly poor luck in this game strikes again
Can confirm this first fact is true (Dan and Phil pineapple enema when???)
Using the spon section to throw shade at the stalker-era phannies is amazing, epic 🔥roast
The first life video was iconic thanks for sacrificing dans sanity to play this again dads ❤️
I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.
Phil: I’m going to ride those dragons hard!🐲
Dan: 🤨
Me:😂😂😂
when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.
phil living the Mary & George fantasy
Wow they managed to replicate how annoying the Life spinner is digitally
these are some of my fav videos youve ever made. (no not bc dan is suffering) pls do more
what a beautiful family phol, carl, noot, neet, and simon are
NEVER CLICKED FASTER
the game of life is like truth bombs: phil always wins
(i need them to keep playing this so dan has a chance to be a sore winner about it)
dan lost the second he didn’t pick the bucket list 😂 it’s like he’s trying to lose
you look so lovely, phil !!
The kings of clickbait are back
oh hey a bot stole your comment
@@neonblkholecan confirm
@@neonblkhole aw shit bots are so annoying☠️
phil is the people's princess
Dan threatening with another Hiatus …. Is PTSD inducing. Don’t do this to us. We’ve been through enough Daniel!
who else is ready for easter baking
I have no expectations.
this was a really funny video, i just love watching dan suffer! can’t wait for part 3
The rewatchability of this video is so goddamn good
Phil you look so good
✨the universe really has Phil's back ✨
Phil being unhinged in the first 45 seconds 😂😭 AND SLIDING IN AND OUT OF FRAME SAYING “testicles! … you can taste with your testicles” ❤️😂
hey Dan and Phil, I've watched you 2 since early highschool, throughout the years I was severely depressed. I'm so so much better now :)) You 2 comforted me through dark nights. Now today, I'm very sick, not sure what from, you've once again come through at the right time
Genuinely it's not fun to watch Dan suffer, I want to live vicariously through him having fun with his best friend not being miserable.
Literally this,, if he’s not smiling and laughing I feel viscerally uncomfortable ☹️