Dan and Phil Get a Dog, Change Careers and Buy a House

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @DanAndPhilGAMES
    @DanAndPhilGAMES  8 месяцев назад +805

    avoid the giant scammer and use the code DANANDPHIL to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: incogni.com/danandphil Thanks for sponsoring us!

    • @Sabrinaaa36
      @Sabrinaaa36 8 месяцев назад +1

      ❤❤❤

    • @og_dayoss47
      @og_dayoss47 8 месяцев назад +1

      hi

    • @miiikeyyyy
      @miiikeyyyy 8 месяцев назад +1

      meow

    • @JellyKoii
      @JellyKoii 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bold of you to assume my entire life isn't a scam

    • @brie
      @brie 8 месяцев назад +4

      balls

  • @meijelly
    @meijelly 8 месяцев назад +4094

    "it's a dragon, dan"
    "shut the fuck up"

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 8 месяцев назад +30

      that had me in stitches

    • @s0ledadSperanza
      @s0ledadSperanza 8 месяцев назад +9

      that bit made me ctfu

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 7 месяцев назад +3

      2:47

    • @LukewarmAnimations
      @LukewarmAnimations 4 месяца назад +5

      "what an idiot dinosaur" is going under the radar

    • @nskyegazer
      @nskyegazer 25 дней назад

      This was actually foreshadowing for later events 😂

  • @simmerscrossing
    @simmerscrossing 8 месяцев назад +3344

    I'm obsessed, this should become a series: "How long will it take for Dan to win the game of Life?"

    • @rayhem
      @rayhem 8 месяцев назад +85

      that's a working title there's not enough outrageous clickbait

    • @user09813
      @user09813 8 месяцев назад +16

      This is too traumatic for Dan. 😭😭

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 8 месяцев назад +40

      ​@rayhem how about 'how long will it take for Dan to succeed in Life'?

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff 4 месяца назад

      yes!

    • @dawnyzzadark9861
      @dawnyzzadark9861 4 месяца назад +2

      More like "When will Dan get a life?" ​@@Adenon.W

  • @ghostie6618
    @ghostie6618 8 месяцев назад +1756

    insane how this game has a vendetta against dan personally

    • @k.t.1849
      @k.t.1849 8 месяцев назад +43

      I was going to make jokes about ✨choosing to be gay✨ and losing at Life, but turns out Life just doesn't like him very much 😄

  • @seveniscrying2182
    @seveniscrying2182 8 месяцев назад +8001

    phil living his bbc merlin fantasy while dan is still full of spite and hatred

    • @camicloud_
      @camicloud_ 8 месяцев назад +104

      I liked this before he got to the dragon tamer job LOL

    • @theconfusedlesbian26
      @theconfusedlesbian26 8 месяцев назад

      BBC MERLIN MENTION AUTISM SPARKED

    • @RandomLeopardcorn
      @RandomLeopardcorn 8 месяцев назад +77

      I love how this comment has 1k likes. Merlin is my favourite tv series!

    • @PeacheIIe
      @PeacheIIe 8 месяцев назад +78

      So accurate especially the king-dating part

    • @527human
      @527human 8 месяцев назад +23

      omg merlin so true

  • @Cin_Was_Taken
    @Cin_Was_Taken 8 месяцев назад +4369

    Phills jester to kings spouse plot is basically bbc merlin

  • @DannyViTaylor
    @DannyViTaylor 8 месяцев назад +2793

    phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected
    edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often

    • @PeacheIIe
      @PeacheIIe 8 месяцев назад +83

      And he even said it was spelled Noot xD

    • @Writing4MySoul
      @Writing4MySoul 8 месяцев назад +46

      Let’s not forget his king Carl

    • @bubblegore
      @bubblegore 8 месяцев назад +23

      Noot and neet

    • @honorcollins6962
      @honorcollins6962 8 месяцев назад +5

      He said Noot not Newt

    • @nskyegazer
      @nskyegazer 25 дней назад

      @@PeacheIIe I thought it was Knoot and Kneet 😂

  • @tamaradominique9177
    @tamaradominique9177 8 месяцев назад +1004

    love that phil became a dragon tamer by taking an online course. they really do have courses for everything these days

    • @Jeevesie1988
      @Jeevesie1988 8 месяцев назад

      I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 8 месяцев назад +2093

    7:15 "He put a king on it" "on WHAT??" "On me-" "SHUT UPP" oh i love them

  • @beccad225
    @beccad225 8 месяцев назад +1523

    calling royalty "nepo babies" is sending me💀

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 7 месяцев назад +46

      Royalty are the original nepo babies

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 8 месяцев назад +9143

    I’m so desensitized to their clickbait now that I saw the title and thought “oh they’re playing life again” 💀

    • @regrettablemuffin9186
      @regrettablemuffin9186 8 месяцев назад +243

      Yeah, I thought it would be sims but same

    • @Hannah-in9tz
      @Hannah-in9tz 8 месяцев назад +114

      Same I thought it was either game of life or sims 😭

    • @lex1fy
      @lex1fy 8 месяцев назад +168

      One day they'll post their most clickbait looking video yet, but the whole thing will be real

    • @tappanoot
      @tappanoot 8 месяцев назад +50

      same i wasn't even phased 😭😭

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 8 месяцев назад +31

      I just saw the dog part in the notification and went "oh shit" then i saw the full title and went oh their playing Life again

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 8 месяцев назад +658

    dan playing SO MUCH BETTER this time but still losing is actually so funny I’m sorry

  • @emilyrobinson4103
    @emilyrobinson4103 8 месяцев назад +395

    “Nepo familyyy - jester to knight, did he ever fight anything? No I think he just looked pretty on a horse-“

  • @jessvision8817
    @jessvision8817 8 месяцев назад +952

    Dan being violently salty the whole game anytime anything good happens to Phil is such a mood, I get far too aggressive when I have bad luck in games

  • @shybluechild
    @shybluechild 8 месяцев назад +399

    "whats your baby's name" *phil forgets every name in the world*

  • @aavainkeri8048
    @aavainkeri8048 8 месяцев назад +3229

    The week with no uploads really brought up my abandoment issues, welcome back fathers

    • @rooron3152
      @rooron3152 8 месяцев назад +10

      Hahaha same!

    • @Faby404
      @Faby404 8 месяцев назад +5

      Sameee

    • @pallasproserpina4118
      @pallasproserpina4118 8 месяцев назад +127

      a week without uploading, he comes back with a. life.

    • @k.t.1849
      @k.t.1849 8 месяцев назад +25

      One more round like this and we just might get abandoned fr 😂

    • @JolynesSister
      @JolynesSister 8 месяцев назад +3

      I miss my gay dads so much

  • @kikiandthebrain
    @kikiandthebrain 8 месяцев назад +191

    dan calling phil a passenger princess like GIRL YOU DON'T DRIVE EITHER

  • @1_2_shashasha
    @1_2_shashasha 8 месяцев назад +1949

    This might turn my PMS symptoms around

    • @sylveandescapism7502
      @sylveandescapism7502 8 месяцев назад +26

      NAHHHH twinsies

    • @jenni2971
      @jenni2971 8 месяцев назад +17

      SAMEEE pmsing rn

    • @1_2_shashasha
      @1_2_shashasha 8 месяцев назад

      It didn't cure me honestly, fuck the patriarchy

    • @nint357
      @nint357 8 месяцев назад +12

      I'm also pmsing, nice

    • @alisond8773
      @alisond8773 8 месяцев назад +11

      Girl the anger is here

  • @wickedburnout6876
    @wickedburnout6876 8 месяцев назад +218

    phil needs to be a passenger princess because the alternative is him being *on the road*

  • @enachavez8815
    @enachavez8815 8 месяцев назад +493

    Can we talk about how good Phil’s hair looks??

    • @crhct
      @crhct 8 месяцев назад +9

      SO good

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole 8 месяцев назад +14

      the quiff returneth

  • @beetlejuicex3334
    @beetlejuicex3334 8 месяцев назад +131

    phil putting dan’s phone number when signing up for anything is so funny 😭

  • @hannahsumfella
    @hannahsumfella 8 месяцев назад +115

    I like how Dan did a whole rebrand, but still calls himself Danisnotonfire

  • @papercupidx
    @papercupidx 8 месяцев назад +99

    "He put a king on it" genuinely made me laugh so hard

  • @phasamtasie
    @phasamtasie 8 месяцев назад +646

    if you want more marriage simulator, how about more It Takes Two?

  • @broadwaybibliophile1802
    @broadwaybibliophile1802 8 месяцев назад +276

    this is the definition of gay on gay violence it feels like watching a breakdown in slow motion

  • @dowhatmakesyouhappiiee
    @dowhatmakesyouhappiiee 8 месяцев назад +121

    the way dan walked out and left phil to do the endscreen alone AGAIN XD

  • @buskingalbatross
    @buskingalbatross 8 месяцев назад +39

    resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil!
    citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021

  • @Maniimonsterr
    @Maniimonsterr 8 месяцев назад +128

    I love that Phil just keeps using Dans number for different places because he doesn’t wanna use his 😭

  • @lynncollins9715
    @lynncollins9715 8 месяцев назад +81

    40 seconds in and Dan’s complaining and Phil is talking about tasting with your testicles. Never change.

  • @ritabrandao3606
    @ritabrandao3606 8 месяцев назад +79

    It's kinda funny that Phil named his dog "Simon", since the game "Simon Says" in other languages is actually translated to "The King Commands"

  • @DarkElfofVulcan
    @DarkElfofVulcan 8 месяцев назад +122

    I appreciate that Phil is just rolling with Dan choosing violence.

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches 8 месяцев назад +450

    Dan and Phil constantly dog baiting us

  • @doilooklikebees
    @doilooklikebees 8 месяцев назад +66

    the boys’ hair both lookin EXTRA GOOD today

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe a shampoo company sent them good stuff. 😂

  • @blayneisdoingherbest
    @blayneisdoingherbest 8 месяцев назад +79

    grown up phil lester whispering “massive orgy” is the reality check i needed

  • @Electricgrayhemm
    @Electricgrayhemm 8 месяцев назад +83

    Dan joking about hiatus strikes fear into my heart

  • @UNLUCKYAMUL3T
    @UNLUCKYAMUL3T 8 месяцев назад +51

    the amount of salt from this man rivals the ocean

  • @puccalu1
    @puccalu1 8 месяцев назад +151

    It’s time for my favorite activity: ✨Watching Phil win in life ✨

  • @haylie5828
    @haylie5828 8 месяцев назад +48

    love how phil dishes the gossip on cruises in such a lil *whisper*

  • @wallemo1835
    @wallemo1835 8 месяцев назад +390

    i now want a shirt that says the following quote: 0:02

    • @cexilady3333
      @cexilady3333 8 месяцев назад +9

      Same

    • @ruralmetalhead
      @ruralmetalhead 8 месяцев назад +14

      It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)

  • @ZombyGamerKat
    @ZombyGamerKat 8 месяцев назад +42

    wait until they find out that u can click the space bar to spin

  • @robbiina
    @robbiina 8 месяцев назад +166

    The game where Dan and Phil become chaotic gods over two innocent characters

  • @L0c4l_k1llj0y
    @L0c4l_k1llj0y 8 месяцев назад +129

    Get these men a dog PLEASE

  • @lcverses
    @lcverses 8 месяцев назад +42

    even when dan is winning throughout the game, he still managed to lose at the end 😭

  • @brie
    @brie 8 месяцев назад +1184

    if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel….
    PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️
    edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME

    • @viquitowers2815
      @viquitowers2815 8 месяцев назад +20

      IK I LIKED BUT NO

    • @justiina_cat
      @justiina_cat 8 месяцев назад +5

      100% is happening, see you on the 1st

    • @bubblegore
      @bubblegore 8 месяцев назад +2

      No need for that it’s funnier as an inside joke

    • @rachcaldemont
      @rachcaldemont 8 месяцев назад +1

      Omg imagine

    • @PavlovsLover
      @PavlovsLover 7 месяцев назад +11

      Comment ahead of its time

  • @princoral
    @princoral 8 месяцев назад +269

    dan and phil make me regress so hard I have to remind myself i'm an adult with responsabilities and not 12 while watching these videos lol

    • @nyxmercury9475
      @nyxmercury9475 7 месяцев назад +1

      felt this lol

    • @Mcafees
      @Mcafees 7 месяцев назад

      this is fr my new comfort channel

  • @Mar-wj5ve
    @Mar-wj5ve 8 месяцев назад +32

    Oh man oh man can't wait for The game of Life 3: Josh and Phil edition

  • @embyrwulf
    @embyrwulf 8 месяцев назад +30

    phil seems like the type of person who is really lucky at board games

  • @americachavez2846
    @americachavez2846 8 месяцев назад +36

    I have abandonment issues. Dan can’t just keep threatening to go on another hiatus every time he loses. its legitimately stressing me out

  • @3llX0X0
    @3llX0X0 8 месяцев назад +94

    they really be having fun with these titles

  • @clairefinley16
    @clairefinley16 8 месяцев назад +10

    hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here

    • @DianaRebeca1
      @DianaRebeca1 8 месяцев назад +4

      Sending love your way ❤

  • @alyssagggghik
    @alyssagggghik 8 месяцев назад +28

    Broke: Dip and Pip
    Woke: Donk and Ponk

  • @veeclipse
    @veeclipse 8 месяцев назад +313

    phil looks like the loaded divorced dad with his own interior design company, while dan is the son that comes over to his dad on the weekends

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 8 месяцев назад +4

      Ur so right 😭

  • @nireaeh
    @nireaeh 8 месяцев назад +14

    can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?

  • @FellStar10
    @FellStar10 8 месяцев назад +70

    I'm loving Phil's natural hair color. Looks great on you!

  • @goldenlmk
    @goldenlmk 8 месяцев назад +28

    dan just needs to accept that this is phil’s game fr

  • @doilooklikebees
    @doilooklikebees 8 месяцев назад +17

    15:01 phil: yeah we were listening to gangsters paradise bard version in the car
    me, used to London Boys: IN THE CAR??

  • @bluebellkara
    @bluebellkara 8 месяцев назад +28

    Dan being a sore loser is so iconic, we love you king 😌

  • @poppunkrock141
    @poppunkrock141 8 месяцев назад +21

    the windows screen saver “famishes” is killing me 18:04

  • @foolish.principalitee
    @foolish.principalitee 8 месяцев назад +6

    Dan's level of pettiness is /exactly/ me playing these games, have no choice but to root for him.

  • @mari_agzz
    @mari_agzz 8 месяцев назад +17

    not dan and phil editing Jesy's sound effect from 7-8+ years ago into Phil's stutter.

  • @raychumon
    @raychumon 8 месяцев назад +5

    i can't explain it but i really really love it when phil wins. the second-hand satisfaction is unmatched

  • @tiredglow
    @tiredglow 8 месяцев назад +24

    Dan just disappearing after losing is the most Dan shit I’ve ever seen

  • @faequeentitania
    @faequeentitania 7 месяцев назад +6

    Dan took those "passenger princess" comments about sponsorships to heart, didn't he? I've never seen him so involved 😂

    • @SammieNel
      @SammieNel 7 месяцев назад +2

      I was waiting for this comment hahahha

  • @haylie5828
    @haylie5828 8 месяцев назад +20

    love the phol journey here!! straight out of a fanfic!! jester x king romance… i’m intrigued

  • @akechilovebot3861
    @akechilovebot3861 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love how often Phil ends up doing the end screen himself because Dan has calmly rage quit

  • @yeeeeee3605
    @yeeeeee3605 8 месяцев назад +11

    Phil truly is living his best George Villers life here, babygirling his way into dragon taming, money, and power 👑👑

  • @ashtynnstoddard5576
    @ashtynnstoddard5576 8 месяцев назад +6

    Can we just appreciate how good they both look

  • @beeR00
    @beeR00 8 месяцев назад +48

    come for the clickbait title, stay for something that’s somehow more shocking

  • @christine-ac
    @christine-ac 8 месяцев назад +17

    when phil wins we all win

  • @Lunakitz
    @Lunakitz 8 месяцев назад +5

    I relate to Dan so hard, being the angsty person with terrible luck who is both loving and hating your lucky bestie when you play games with them....

  • @arwenae
    @arwenae 8 месяцев назад +16

    I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).

  • @MissesPeanutButter
    @MissesPeanutButter 8 месяцев назад +50

    Thanks for representing the many lesbians that love Florence Pugh, Dan

  • @camilatoledosepulveda8454
    @camilatoledosepulveda8454 8 месяцев назад +13

    Phil marrying the king and naming his dog Simon... somebody's been watching Young Royals' new season maybe? 😅

  • @bro_strider
    @bro_strider 8 месяцев назад +42

    "Death and taxes" what an enthusiastic start to a video!😊

  • @ohaerin_
    @ohaerin_ 8 месяцев назад +9

    dont stop playing until dan wins one

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 8 месяцев назад +349

    "there are taste receptors in your testicles"
    ...thanks for sharing, Phil
    but will the game of life continue to fuck over Dan? lets find out

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 8 месяцев назад +28

      update: Dan's incredibly poor luck in this game strikes again

    • @cocksucker_suckscock
      @cocksucker_suckscock 8 месяцев назад +2

      Can confirm this first fact is true (Dan and Phil pineapple enema when???)

  • @lenaemfs5347
    @lenaemfs5347 8 месяцев назад +8

    Using the spon section to throw shade at the stalker-era phannies is amazing, epic 🔥roast

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 8 месяцев назад +14

    The first life video was iconic thanks for sacrificing dans sanity to play this again dads ❤️

  • @YoYo-cs1nq
    @YoYo-cs1nq 8 месяцев назад +2

    I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.

  • @Amanda-yp7js
    @Amanda-yp7js 8 месяцев назад +14

    Phil: I’m going to ride those dragons hard!🐲
    Dan: 🤨
    Me:😂😂😂

  • @ashlyn3384
    @ashlyn3384 8 месяцев назад +2

    when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.

  • @clarabirch123
    @clarabirch123 8 месяцев назад +11

    phil living the Mary & George fantasy

  • @booksandbigideas8720
    @booksandbigideas8720 8 месяцев назад +15

    Wow they managed to replicate how annoying the Life spinner is digitally

  • @maxandjinx6766
    @maxandjinx6766 8 месяцев назад +6

    these are some of my fav videos youve ever made. (no not bc dan is suffering) pls do more

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 8 месяцев назад +3

    what a beautiful family phol, carl, noot, neet, and simon are

  • @notemilyzhang
    @notemilyzhang 8 месяцев назад +72

    NEVER CLICKED FASTER

  • @semisweethearts
    @semisweethearts 8 месяцев назад +3

    the game of life is like truth bombs: phil always wins
    (i need them to keep playing this so dan has a chance to be a sore winner about it)

  • @lanakitten420
    @lanakitten420 8 месяцев назад +10

    dan lost the second he didn’t pick the bucket list 😂 it’s like he’s trying to lose

  • @crhct
    @crhct 8 месяцев назад +9

    you look so lovely, phil !!

  • @Aosm09
    @Aosm09 8 месяцев назад +167

    The kings of clickbait are back

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole 8 месяцев назад +3

      oh hey a bot stole your comment

    • @pandajesus5052
      @pandajesus5052 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@neonblkholecan confirm

    • @Aosm09
      @Aosm09 8 месяцев назад

      @@neonblkhole aw shit bots are so annoying☠️

  • @kikiandthebrain
    @kikiandthebrain 8 месяцев назад +18

    phil is the people's princess

  • @CharliSpades
    @CharliSpades 8 месяцев назад +6

    Dan threatening with another Hiatus …. Is PTSD inducing. Don’t do this to us. We’ve been through enough Daniel!

  • @jordyn7094
    @jordyn7094 8 месяцев назад +13

    who else is ready for easter baking

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 8 месяцев назад

      I have no expectations.

  • @HaplessAtlas
    @HaplessAtlas 8 месяцев назад +4

    this was a really funny video, i just love watching dan suffer! can’t wait for part 3

  • @vanniek2896
    @vanniek2896 7 месяцев назад +2

    The rewatchability of this video is so goddamn good

  • @cagedstar
    @cagedstar 8 месяцев назад +6

    Phil you look so good

  • @Phan_stan
    @Phan_stan 8 месяцев назад +25

    ✨the universe really has Phil's back ✨

  • @carmellaroberts1331
    @carmellaroberts1331 8 месяцев назад +5

    Phil being unhinged in the first 45 seconds 😂😭 AND SLIDING IN AND OUT OF FRAME SAYING “testicles! … you can taste with your testicles” ❤️😂

  • @breesharlea
    @breesharlea 8 месяцев назад +2

    hey Dan and Phil, I've watched you 2 since early highschool, throughout the years I was severely depressed. I'm so so much better now :)) You 2 comforted me through dark nights. Now today, I'm very sick, not sure what from, you've once again come through at the right time

  • @Haley_Halo
    @Haley_Halo 8 месяцев назад +4

    Genuinely it's not fun to watch Dan suffer, I want to live vicariously through him having fun with his best friend not being miserable.

    • @prosebuds5124
      @prosebuds5124 6 месяцев назад +1

      Literally this,, if he’s not smiling and laughing I feel viscerally uncomfortable ☹️