DIL TAKES DOWN THE COPS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #10
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2024
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they really appreciated those phil x nordvpn Wattpad fics 😭
If I didn't already have a subscription from one of Phil's links, that fic would have convinced me
I have never felt so compelled to get Nord VPN... Dan's fanfic convinced me
Maybe Dil can be a secret agent, but when Dalien becomes an adult, HE can be an astronaut? That way Dalien can reconnect with his alien side and Dil can still do crazy shenanigans!
That‘s objectively better
I AGREE 10000% WITH ASTRONAUT DALIEN!!
I was going to say Dil should be an astronaut but I think your idea is better
The only other option i would accept
This needs to be seen by dan and phil!
I’m living for the chaotic energy of dapg in 2024. Horny nordvpn ads. Phil saying fuck you to Dan. Phil going on tangents about something that may or may not have happened in his youth. 27 minute long sims videos. Dil becomes a cop and hates it. Dan and Phil crafts revival. Dil and Tabitha fucking in any place the sims will let them. Just balls to the wall and it’s saving my life
it's actually the best time
+ at least one Grandma Lester lore drop per video
Litterally my depression has diminished with the return of them
Someone actually found the newspaper article about Phil's story! It was posted on twitter! It's actually true. Ever little detail!
PHIL TWEETED YOUR COMMENT OMG CONGRATS
"Dil will become a cop!"
Immediately turns into a gotham villain and freezes everyone
"Allow me to break the ice" 🥶
Dan and Phil buying an goth fashion pack for Dalien and then immediately forgetting about it is very on brand
fr GIVE DALIEN HIS NEW STUFF
Them acknowledging DanAndPhilCrafts on the gaming channel feels like breaking the fourth wall somehow
Dimensions have literally shifted
Yeah I would expect them to be like "what are you talking about 😑"
@@dilara38641lmfao gotta plug that merch tho
I literally hate them for not leaving it alone and just keeping that channel separate I'm so mad, ruins the whole point
@@richag7573 ??? chill out
that dalien hand glitch was just him getting the phil hand pocket genes
the claw is contagious 😨😨
omg
hitting the grippy
The ginger hair, the dye job, the claw hand...Dalien is just Phil
LMAO
Dan writes fanfiction like an anonymous tumblr user who uses English as their third or fourth language and I never thought I’d find something as beautiful as that.
going from a cop to a criminal is CLEARLY the best option for dil's arc
Dalien not only showing up to his dads work at a CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION then proceeding to do cheerleading just to get attention from his dads is beyond levels.
he was just encouraging his dad getting a new career 🥰
Poor second child. You know dil saw him and thought, look, its my other child, not dab!
honestly, that's so Castle of him
Dalien has daddy issues cause he doesn't know his paternal father
After that ad read I’m convinced Dan has a secret AO3 account and is in fact a prolific well-known user by a pseudonym.
who do you fink gave us After
@@cf6517After was a Wattpad fic. Ao3 is too good for such garbage 😤 (tbh I can’t think of an equally iconic ao3 fic)
@@cf6517oh my god… it all makes sense now
I absolutely believe this, not even kidding
MsKingBean revealed
i love how they made dil a gym rat in season one and now they're like "NO he does NOT like fitness!"
If all ads were written like a fanfic and narrated by Dan, I think I’d sit through a lot more of them😂
Agreed
Phil’s anicdote about the dog warden and how dangerous got less and less convinced is absolutely cracking me up
dangerous
DANGEROUS 💀💀
My favorite youtubers Dangerous and Phil
He accidentally gave us the finger during that story.
dangerous has to be his nickname on the sly.
But I think that story was so cute lol it was the crystals making Phil lucky. I have a bunch of stories that like that. I once won a gold plated butterfly ring for reading 300 books in one summer. And I’ve gotten to shake the mayors hand in a couple of towns. Once under a huge dinosaur statue that we had just watched the fire department tie a huge bow tie on lol signed by all the kids who took a no drugs pledge.
no wonder Dalien is doing so badly at school if he's bunking off to do cheerleading at a crime scene
he's our billy elliot
Riverdale moment
his heart is in the dance
he's misinterpreted what "most hollywood actors have had a guest role on law and order" means
@@sidoniegabrielle269Poor Dalien 😂
Remember when you said "Whatever this transformation turns into is what Dil's new job should be," and then it turned into an outdoor cafe sign? Maybe Dil should open a restaurant!
NEXT EP DONT FORGET ABOUT THE GOTH ACCESSORIES PACK GIVE DALIEN A PROPER MAKEOVER
You have to put a thermostat in their house! Tabatha was shaking because she's freezing! 🥶
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I said the exact same thing. 😂 And if they already have one, perhaps they neglected to turn it on... I forgot if they included one in the build vid, but I'm kinda assuming they didn't.
I think it’s just cuz the power/heat got turned off cuz they didn’t pay the bills
11:38 “phil enabled this” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU WROTE IT
as we all know the enabler is far more guilty of fic crimes than the author
Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
Dil eating at the crime scene is just like every show where the coroner eats next to the body at the morgue lol
the coroner eats the corpse in izombie
Dalien showing up at the crime scene before his dad is very Stiles Stilinski of him
Was thinking this as well!😂
I mean, Dil becoming a criminal after assulting half the towns police force seems fitting
“Why is your life mad libs?” Is such a great phrase to be targeted at Phil
Dil should be a secret agent so none of the other secret agents will suspect Dil of any alien shenanigans, it couldn't possibly be their own co-worker.
i swear i've been playing the sims for more than 10 years and it is not so common for fires to happen as it happens to you guys 😭 every episode damn
dan “church puppet youth group” howell and phil “dog warden game show” lester
this comment is extremely underrated
Comment of all time
BRO NAH😭😂
obsessed with phil's random lore bombs. I need more of them actually please tell me every odd little thing that's ever happened in your life mr amazing
I think it's so funny when people call him mr. amazing. it is so fitting
Literally a mini amazingphil video just midway through the video, the dynamic y’all two have is hilarious
The vibes were immaculate in the video (as always) and my favorite part was undoubtedly Phil’s dog warden story.
*with tears streaming down my face* a- acab includes dil ho- dil howlter
well not anymore
*rocking back and forth* ACAB… ACAB
Ive watched dan and Phil for over 10 years since I was 13, and im now a police officer, surely I am an exception 🥺
@Thomashorsman nope! willingly going into the police force does qualify you as a bastard, especially in the US. sorry, shoulda picked a better career path
@@Thomashorsmanno. quit your job
I’m watching this video with my 15 year old cat cuddled up to me, who’s been my best friend for the past 11 years, since before I started high school. He has been a proud fan of this channel from the start, but he’s old and his body has given up on him. This is the last DanandPhilGames video I will ever watch with him, as tomorrow we will put him to rest. I can’t remember doing anything other than crying today, but this video was comforting. A final moment I could share with this cat that’s truly my soulmate pet. Thank you for providing some comfort on one of the hardest days of my life. Flip was a big fan, and I’m glad he got one more video on his last night. ❤
Just reading that made me cry, I can’t imagine how hard it must be for you. So sorry for your loss
I'm so sorry. I'm sure he's had a beautiful and happy life and is so grateful to you for giving him the best possible life. May Flip rest in peace. 🩷🥺🩷
Aw I'm so sorry. It's so hard going through this, and while nothing truly makes it better, I'm glad you and Flip can find a little bit of comfort watching this together. When my childhood cat passed a few years back, the Bubble Bobble video had just come out and we watched it together on her last night while I held her and cried. I'm crying again remembering that time and thinking of you. My current kitty sends both of you her best soothing purrs. Take care ❤
Sending you all the love. It’s beyond heartbreaking to lose a furry soulmate. So happy that you shared so many years of love together x
I lost my childhood cat of 20 years a month ago and the pain is only just starting to lessen. I will love her always, as I'm sure you will your cat. Wishing you all the best as you get through this. ❤️
"Oh no we just double heart plussed the catboy- get out of here, Tabitha's gonna rip him in half!" best string of words tbh
this editor is so hilarious I can always tell when a video has been edited by them the graphics and audio are so funny, absolute queen behavior
i didn’t expect to hear a nordvpn fanfic read by dan ever in my life and now i have i don’t know how to feel
a video not filmed at 1 in the morning??????? seeing the sunlight in the gaming room is so unsettling yet beautiful
Secure, Contain, Protect, Craft
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, known as the "Dan&PhilCrafts" RUclips channel, has been permanently removed from all publicly accessible internet platforms.
The Foundation's Web Analysis and Containment Team (WACT) is tasked with monitoring online activity for any resurgence of SCP-XXXX or its associated phenomena.
Individuals displaying knowledge of SCP-XXXX or its anomalous properties are to be detained for questioning and amnestic treatment as necessary.
All members of the "Phandom" or "Phans," the cult-like following associated with SCP-XXXX
are to be closely monitored for signs of abnormal behavior or manifestations of anomalous phenomena.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a RUclips channel formerly hosted by individuals identified as Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester, collectively known as "Dan and Phil."
The channel primarily featured parody content of supposed crafting and do-it-yourself projects, presented in a lighthearted and comedic manner.
SCP-XXXX gained a significant following, primarily among the adolescent and young adult followers of Dan and Phil, who refer to themselves as "Phans."
Both Howell and Lester were previously subject to Foundation surveillance after they fled the UK in late December 2018 (shortly prior to the Winter Solstice) when sales of their tour DVD were found to be inducing bizarre symptoms in around ██% of those who watched it.
The physical whereabouts of Howell and Lester were unknown for an approximately five year period. Although Foundation sources suggest they were travelling through the deserts of ██ and ██, visiting ancient sites of esoteric interest such the █ ██ of ██.
This absence was explained to their followers as a “hiatus”.
An unknown third party kept their respective social media platforms active with occasional uploads.
Careful analysis by the Foundation has revealed the majority of this was AI generated.
They resurfaced in October 2023. Despite extensive investigation, there is no indication of how or when they re-entered the country.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX became evident through the behavior of its subscribers. Phans displayed intense devotion to Dan and Phil, often engaging in rituals and activities based on instructions provided in SCP-XXXX videos.
These activities ranged from harmless crafts to more concerning behaviors, including antisocial acts and the compulsion to disseminate key phrases such as “Don’t Cry, Craft” and “Pro-Tip” across all social media platforms.
N.B. Research since Incident XXX-Alpha (see log below) has determined that the phrases used may be phonetic interpretations of pre-Babylonian deities.
Namely Purotip and Suhfteneet, the gods of Darkness and Death respectively.
Log Alpha
The most recent SCP-XXXX video, (uploaded after a seven year gap, likely a period of occult significance) is designated as Incident XXXX-Alpha.
This depicted Dan and Phil performing a ritualistic summoning of a Keter-class entity resembling traditional depictions of the Devil. The entity, designated SCP-XXXX-1, displayed reality-bending capabilities and posed an existential threat.
SCP-XXXX-1 possesses the ability to manipulate reality, causing hallucinations and inducing extreme feelings of fear and paranoia in those who come into contact with it.
SCP-XXXX-1 feeds on negative emotions, particularly fear and despair, which it uses to sustain itself and increase its power.
Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Report XXXX-███
On ████/██/██, SCP-XXXX-1 was summoned via blood sacrifice into our dimension, causing a ██% increase in violent incidents and mass hysteria in the surrounding area.
Foundation personnel engaged in a prolonged battle with SCP-XXXX, resulting in ██ casualties and extensive damage to the ███ locale.
SCP-XXXX-1was eventually subdued and removed to Site ██ but not before inflicting severe psychological trauma on several personnel.
Despite containment efforts, SCP-XXXX-1's influence continues to manifest sporadically, with reports of anomalous phenomena correlating to areas previously exposed to SCP-XXXX content.
The exact nature of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties and its connection to the SCP-XXXX-1 entity are under investigation.
Research indicates a possible memetic influence embedded within the audiovisual content of SCP-XXXX, though the exact mechanisms of transmission and reception remain unclear.
Efforts are ongoing to prevent the dissemination of SCP-XXXX content and mitigate the influence of the Phandom on a global scale.
Addendum:
Daniel Howell and Phillip Lester were found in a comatose state upon the Foundation Teams arrival.
Consideration was given to terminating them, but the decision was made to administer amnestic treatment.
They are being held at Site ██ (separate from SCP-XXXX-1) in a shielded cell that is an exact facsimile of the room from which they broadcast their standard videos.
They have been subject to psychological conditioning and false memory imprints which has removed all knowledge of their capture.
The plan is for them remain dormant until such times as the Foundation wishes them to generate new content and upload. After this time they will be sedated once more and kept kept alive but unconscious in secure containment.
The false memory procedures will convince both Howell and Lester that their lives have been continuing as usual between videos.
But in reality, the only time they are awake is during the creation of Dan&Phil videos.
N.B Dr Heiden notes that “ordinarily long term memory wiping and false memory implants of this nature would be impractical due to the complexity of constantly constructing the minutia of a human life. But given that for these two, it appears to mainly consist of eating pizza and playing video games, in this instance it’s rather straightforward”.
lmao or they put a light behind the curtain to make it look like daytime
when phil said dog warden my american brain thought he was talking about when they’d make you all line up your bags in the hallway and drug dogs would come sniff for illegal substances, but his story was much better
I'm beginning to understand why people in other countries think we live in a complete dystopia.
They had yall line up your bags? They lined us up in the hallway while the dogs searched the room’s bags and hallway lockers 💀
Noone is talking about it but I’d really enjoy watching Dil become a gardener & embracing a slow paced life to make up for all the chaos that ensued in his career as a scientist
phil going on about that dog story is so real cause that is so true for northern towns you meet the mayors all the time for no reason
fr, we also had a dog warden visit our school and we did a dog dress up competition that was judged by the mayor and the warden? remember my dog coming second dressed as elvis
@@accessjess8042ELVIS 😭
guys please im sick and dil just standing there and getting run over by a car and then immediately getting beat up sent me into a 20 minute coughing fit of laughter
and the fact that the car wasn’t even acknowledged 😭😭
I never clicked on a nord vpn affiliate link, but Dan's fic was another level, so I have to show some appreciation for my boys
I just saw a comment saying Dalien should be an astronaut and I wholeheartedly agree.. as for Dil? criminal for sure... being a cop for two days then doing crime? sounds about right
i was already laughing at the dog warden anecdote and then dan came in with 'WHY IS YOUR LIFE MADLIBS' and now i cant breathe properly
I thought describing Phil’s life as madlibs after that rambling lore bomb was the height of perfection, but then I heard the Nord fanfic 😂
"Oh no, we just double heart-plussed the catboy" will live in my head forever
This episode is gold HOW DID NORD APPROVE THAT
them making fun of dalien's hand glitch at 2:56 as if that's not the position of phil's hand in every photo of him known to man
Dil just not giving a shit and eating during a case is actually super realistic to every interaction i've ever had with the british police tbh
17:44 the VINE BOOOM EFFECTS TOOK ME OUT 😭😭💀💀
The speed at which I bought the dan and phil crafts bundle is honestly alarming but not surprising. Don't cry, craft!
16 year old me would never believe I'd still be here a decade later, watching these two dweebs play Sims with the SAME family - only now with all three of us out of the closet - but here I am 💙💓💜 loving the channel renaissance you two!!
I was 14 when I first happened upon them and I got a puppy around the same time. I’m now 26, looking at my 12 year old dog, watching Dan and Phil and everything is perfect 😭
Dil needs to be a secret agent!! It has all the drama you guys wanted in the cop career
I love Phil's dog anecdote and I loved Dan's reactions almost as much 😂
The chaos of becoming a criminal right after being a cop would be hilarious
I just love how in every video we learn a little bit more about phil's crazy ass life
dil howlter becomes radicalised in 27 minutes
This is the first time I actually watched an ad. I'm convinced that Dan writes fanfics in his free time
i seriously love these two silly guys words cannot describe the joy of them being back
glad to see the whole heart being ripped out in a ritualistic sacrifice thing isnt negatively impacting phil in any way! everyone can take a lesson from his perseverance! our strongest soldier fr!
Phil saying "then I got to meet the Mayor" and Dan just being over it took me out HARD
CRIME!! The way Dil turned on the police and went on a rampage through the station is like the perfect segue into a life outside the law xD
And i like the suggestions in the comments of Dalien being the Astronaut when hes old enough
Danandphilcrafts upload, and dog warden lore in the same week, we are so spoiled by these two.
a gaming video with natural light??? what alternate universe is this???
The detective career in Sims is so underrated! Interviewing and arresting the criminals can get so unhinged.
honestly i think they could have a lot of fun with the interrogations too, since the options are so insane!!
My sim had a whole story arc where she became disgraced after arresting the wrong person twice, and came back after a week's vacation to finally arrest the RIGHT suspect and get promoted to chief detective
@@kennalikespizza4515WAITTTTT I WOULD WATCH A SHOW OF THAT
i love making ethically inept sims and living out their deranged lives and watching everything fall apart so i might have to do a play through with a gritty cop.
i guess because nobody wants yo be a cop?💀💀💀
real talk dan is seriously talented at fanfiction writing
2:57 is literally Phil’s hand thing passed down to Dalien.
I like how they made dil dislike fitness but they gave him the gym rat perk forever ago 😂
"just sell an axe to a child, you'll get out of it pretty quickly" i got that reference :)
what does it reference to?
@@enouementl dan's "how i got fired" video!
@@helloamanda04 ooh okay tysm!
I cannot believe the most untrue sounding Phil anecdote is one of the only ones with physical proof that it happened
begging Dan and Phil to put the howlter household’s lights on auto so that it doesn’t make their bills higher😭😭
Ok, first a vampire Phanfic and now a NordVPN fanfic...I'm starting to suspect that Dan has a genuine talent for writing romance stories.
25:31 Dan’s “Not now!” screaming is like actual footage of how I live my life!
this series brings me so much joy! when I thought y’all were never going to post these videos again I was so sad. thank you for bring them back!😭
13:25 'they got caught with illicit substances on the tour bus. been there, am i right phil?'
'...what was the substance?'
'you, smuggling reese's pieces across the boarder'
Dil ACAB
SO TRUE
I read that as assigned cop at birth
@@jyjaeskz I DO THAT EVERY TIME😭
jyjaeskz I used to think that's what that meant so I ALWAYS read it as that 💀
@@jyjaeskz I always forget what it stands for and read it as assigned cat at birth
Phil saying fuck you but they put a barking dog over it is all I needed to hear today
Getting my first ever Dan and Phil merch at 21yo my inner 13yo is so happy
this video genuinely made me so happy and filled me with new levels of joy i once thought unreachable
Dan’s face when Phil talks about his school days in the north makes me laugh out loud. 😂
"Dil's gonna be unproblematic" as if he didn't burn the pancakes house down and hit people with a freeze ray.
pls make dalien join the cheerleading team!!!! also high schoolers can invite someone to prom so maybe that can also be an episode :D
creativity is nothing without friendship!
this is introverts erasure 😤
@_bebeboudeur_ idk how to tell u this but introverts can have friends
@@demongrubbs (feeling attacked cause i don't, therefore my creativity is nothing)
o u c h
the “don’t cry craft” shirt really gives don’t hug me i’m scared vibes
12:39
Idk why seeing the Wii pointer gave me so much joy
I missed the unadulterated chaos of Dil episodes✨❤
Dil dismantling the police from the inside😊
The Howlter family are always great at 💅💅pulling focus 💅💅 when its not their ep lmao
I've just ordered the bundle... Can't wait to wear the don't cry craft shirt! A motto that speaks to my soul
that was possibly the first time i've ever sat through a whole ad 😭 who knew i needed some nordvpn fanfiction in my life
Phils' excitement about the Dog Warden 😂
I am a prisoner, in a time where all I consume is Dan and Phil content.. Yet, here we are..
Secret Agent Dil, Astronaut Dalien 100%
I usually believe Phil's quirky little anecdote stories, but the "Dog Warden" one is just wild...
after the chaos that was the crafts video, i really shouldn't be surprised by the nordvpn smut fanfic but here we are
Secret Agent Dil would be like Austin Powers and I'd love that.
I personally think that we need to do every career with Dil eventually lol
you guys went ham on the animal crossing sound effects this episode and i respect this
15:10 the time honoured dan and phil tradition of sellikg furniture to pay bills has returned
my dog of fifteen years just passed and watching this is helping me not spiral thank u guys i used to sit with her to watch you guys
i'm so so sorry for your loss :(
I’m sorry for your loss ❤️🩹 I lost my 13 year old dog back in February. It’s hard to lose them
i need a phil's weirdd but true lore compilation
Secret Agent!! Its so Dil coded.