Red Dwarf Top 10 Rimmer Quotes [As Voted By The Red Dwarf Subreddit]

A compilation of the Top 10 quotes from Red Dwarf's magnificent bastard and warm gazpacho advocate - Arnold Judas Rimmer BSc SSc!
With thanks to Reddit user u/neryl08 and the votes of the Red Dwarf reddit community!
Note: The Copyright drones hit this one hard - but rather than leave entries out I've made some small changes. Let's see if you can spot them!

[@Ginger_Dalek]

Mr RUclips needs a tension sheet.

[@mistie710]

Nah, it wouldn't work. Mr RUclips is a complete and utter smeghead. What he needs is a pair of stress balls.

[@Vim-Wolf]

I can still completely visualise all the missing bits :)

[@Fluffyudders]

I love the quote at 5, but I feel like it pales in comparison to the one that comes very shortly afterwards, that goes something like this:
"So let me get this straight - you want to take a 3-seater magic carpet and fly away to meet the King of the Potato People, and plead with him for your life, and you're trying to tell me you're perfectly sane? I think that warrants 2 hours W.O.O..."

[@timelessrises]

Whats W O O?

[@Fluffyudders]

@@timelessrises With. Out. Oxygen! That'll teach you to be breadbaskets!

[@TomEyre]

'February 1st: Bludgeoned Oates to death while he slept, then scoffed him along with the last packet of instant mash.'

[@peterdefrankrijker]

White hole was full of excellent dialogue. So was Legion.

[@grouch_gaming]

The RUclips Logo being a Hologram... makes sense. Id smeg YT up if it were a person. XD

[@spacedoutgame]

Perhaps you’d like to take a look in the munitions cupboard, we may have a very sturdy holowhip in there..

[@grouch_gaming]

@@spacedoutgame Mind if I borrow it to make this platform's derrier mince meat? XD

[@McRocket]

I heard somewhere that the final one (which was fab) was actually suggested by Chris Barrie.
I could be wrong, though.
Thanks for this.
☮

[@spacedoutgame]

Love that!

[@MikeIsCannonFodder]

I'm a bit disappointed the "will have been an event" spiel was left out!

[@TheAPBTman]

Just found my new favorite channel!!

[@OverWims]

I love the addition of the BSC SSC on the intro

[@johnny5805]

You should have just mirrored the copyrighted bits. Mr RUclips can't detect mirror images.