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  • Опубликовано: 24 сен 2024
  • This incredible speed run was performed by multiple gamers. It is obviously tool assisted, as it is normally impossible to complete this game without obtaining any stars. But the hack can only work when certain sequences of moves and/or button mashing is completed, which takes a high level of skill. Kudos to all who performed this amazing time attack.

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  • @elianwilliams
    @elianwilliams 4 года назад +10504

    Imagine Bowser spending months carefully planning and executing a perfect hostile takeover of Peach's castle only for Mario to show up break the laws of physics and reality itself to send him packing within less than 6 minutes

  • @rafaeltorres8366
    @rafaeltorres8366 4 года назад +7845

    Peach: "The power of the Stars was restored to the Castle."
    Mario: "What Stars?"

  • @CarlosGomes-yc3nm
    @CarlosGomes-yc3nm 7 лет назад +7287

    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yayayayayayayayahoooo!

  • @thedman1754
    @thedman1754 2 года назад +2473

    The most iconic sound of Mario 64 is not "Its-a-me, Mario!" Or "Lets-a-go!" It is "YAYAYYYYAYAYAYYYYYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYAHHHOOO"

    • @nukulardragon3891
      @nukulardragon3891 2 года назад +17

      underated comment

    • @dsrree
      @dsrree Год назад +140

      Nah it's "So long, gay Bowser!"

    • @Disoloco
      @Disoloco Год назад +9

      @@dsrree I cant unhear that now lol

    • @no1nozz
      @no1nozz Год назад +7

      ​@@dsrree lmfao this is hilarious and I will never unhear it 🤣

    • @RedZillaStriker
      @RedZillaStriker Год назад +2

      @@dsrree lol

  • @ronaldovindas3094
    @ronaldovindas3094 5 лет назад +2431

    " I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @okeiroz
    @okeiroz 5 лет назад +4963

    “so long gay bowser”

  • @philippdopatka2594
    @philippdopatka2594 5 лет назад +8093

    Mom: You have 6 minutes to play.
    Me:

  • @flea3745
    @flea3745 Год назад +805

    Massive props to Lakitu for being able to film mario as he was glitching reality

  • @PMyangdoo
    @PMyangdoo 4 года назад +3265

    Fun fact: 54 seconds of this video are cutscenes

    • @Dajaba2000
      @Dajaba2000 3 года назад +25

      plot twist가 아니라 fun fact임

    • @PMyangdoo
      @PMyangdoo 3 года назад +5

      @@Dajaba2000 ㄸㅋ

    • @insertname4337
      @insertname4337 3 года назад +40

      That's like a sixth of the speed run

    • @Boogiebehr_110
      @Boogiebehr_110 3 года назад +11

      Why must you hurt me in this way.

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 года назад +10

      Does that include loading screens?

  • @i_know_youre_right_but
    @i_know_youre_right_but 4 года назад +4356

    Princess Peach: come over
    Mario: I can’t, I need to collect all stars
    Princess Peach: but my parents aren’t home
    Mario:

    • @Apollo_Lopes
      @Apollo_Lopes 4 года назад +125

      1:17 Mario and peach when they meet

    • @whatno7434
      @whatno7434 4 года назад +50

      Mario: LET'S DO THIS YA HOOO YA HOOOOOOO YAYAYYAYAYAAALASLFBFLFDDOSPLFNNXMSBEMDDLBGMFBDKAVIDGJJDVDBDDB... * ends game * mario: * continues ya hooing *
      Edit: ha yooing changed to ya hooing this is the thing what i edited
      Another edit: lol my record of likes in comments is 4 lol *_nice_*

    • @ahmedthekingofgames9608
      @ahmedthekingofgames9608 4 года назад +18

      Yahoo yayayayayayayay

    • @okok-sk2zq
      @okok-sk2zq 4 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @jambrolp2235
      @jambrolp2235 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 лет назад +4149

    Mario (in distance): “Yahoo yayayayayayayy.”
    Bowser: (Starts packing bags while sweating)

    • @SpriteTD
      @SpriteTD 5 лет назад +50

      Underrated

    • @z3itslay
      @z3itslay 5 лет назад +276

      *TerminalMontage Approves*

    • @FlickyBR
      @FlickyBR 4 года назад +70

      Thank you so much for playing mah game

    • @Person-ts9dy
      @Person-ts9dy 4 года назад +23

      terminal montage

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 4 года назад +22

      Tfw when you steal a joke and still manage to get 161 likes.

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan 2 года назад +150

    This really goes to show that back in the day, games were basically held together with duct tape and happy thoughts.

    • @samlfarrar
      @samlfarrar 2 года назад +12

      Have you seen doom eternal speed runs haha

    • @dadillonful
      @dadillonful Год назад +2

      Pretty much how everything was back in the day to these nostalgic boomers

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 Год назад +9

      Opposite. Nowadays games are getting released with game-ends bugs and it’s standart.

    • @HKG4
      @HKG4 5 месяцев назад +1

      At least they tried to make sure there weren’t any glitches that didn’t need very specific conditions in order to activate

  • @bonda4
    @bonda4 5 лет назад +1616

    "Hey mario come here baby, im alone, u have 10 min"
    YAHOYAHOYAHOYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAHOO

    • @joca3632
      @joca3632 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 5 лет назад +36

      * when he gets there*
      *Bowser:* Welcome.
      No one’s home!...
      *Mario:* SO LONG GAY BOWSER

    • @crepvastein
      @crepvastein 4 года назад

      JAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA 😂😂😂👌

    • @housemoose3630
      @housemoose3630 4 года назад

      NINO wat

  • @Revco7
    @Revco7 9 лет назад +5573

    This guy like beat my childhood in five minutes.

    • @Revco7
      @Revco7 8 лет назад +29

      +5522Luca you didn't have to get all technical

    • @viktorkundovic3078
      @viktorkundovic3078 5 лет назад +16

      @@Revco7 what? i dont see any others comments

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry 5 лет назад +3

      6 ma dude

    • @bupoo
      @bupoo 5 лет назад +36

      @@viktorkundovic3078 Probably deleted His comment

    • @aaron8342
      @aaron8342 5 лет назад +28

      At 0:52 it says, that it's a tool assisted movie, meaning it isn't all played by human hands, but rather played by (a) TAS-Bot.
      Atleast that's what I understand of it.

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 5 лет назад +3049

    Mario's Moveset:
    - The Triple Jump
    - The Lunge Jump
    - The Wall Jump
    - The Backflip
    - The Superluminal Negative Speed Long Jump Maneuver

    • @Daphran
      @Daphran 5 лет назад +52

      The Superluminal Negative Speed Long Backhop Jump Maneuver*

    • @luigimariolxix
      @luigimariolxix 5 лет назад +56

      The Superluminal Negative Speed Long Backhop Jump Maneuver &Knuckles

    • @mikehuntisnice2275
      @mikehuntisnice2275 4 года назад +8

      Blj

    • @mikehuntisnice2275
      @mikehuntisnice2275 4 года назад

      @White Doodles stfu

    • @jolashoy
      @jolashoy 4 года назад +6

      And the Yahoo!

  • @Guitar.Gemini
    @Guitar.Gemini 2 года назад +267

    He moves so fast the frame rate looks like it’s gonna create a black hole and devour reality

    • @Justin-uc8sc
      @Justin-uc8sc 8 месяцев назад +5

      Not much man, just taking a dump and watching some RUclips.

  • @definitnotkev9858
    @definitnotkev9858 3 года назад +3073

    Mom: School starts in 6 minutes
    Me: let me finish mario 64 real quick

    • @jesussole5739
      @jesussole5739 3 года назад +9

      @x4zTy codex La tiene porque quiere, y porque se lo preguntas en español? XD

    • @c-mour6901
      @c-mour6901 3 года назад +39

      I don't speak mexicano taco,... Bueno en realidad si, pero no hablo con zopencos

    • @jesussole5739
      @jesussole5739 3 года назад +2

      @x4zTy codex quien?

    • @fernandocastro8696
      @fernandocastro8696 3 года назад +1

      @x4zTy codex ahhaha

    • @bandu_gaming1524
      @bandu_gaming1524 3 года назад

      @x4zTy codex hola

  • @Bookybapoco
    @Bookybapoco 3 года назад +2509

    Bowser: *NO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO COLLECT ALL THE STARS! YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!*

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 3 года назад +1610

    The story of mario going to any length to get peaches cake is astounding.

    • @ersalvador9496
      @ersalvador9496 2 года назад +13

      Veryyyy

    • @pichujiggs153
      @pichujiggs153 2 года назад +147

      “peaches cake” 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @SackboyLBP
      @SackboyLBP 2 года назад +25

      @@pichujiggs153 😏😏😏😏

    • @Archangel89
      @Archangel89 2 года назад +23

      Peaches pie

    • @valentino6792
      @valentino6792 2 года назад +35

      And he still never even seen them after all these years

  • @red_sandro
    @red_sandro 2 года назад +69

    How glitchy do you want your game to be?
    Shigeru Miyamoto: Yes.

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 2 года назад +1

      "The Creator of SM64"
      Shigeru Miyamoto

    • @hophip8556
      @hophip8556 2 месяца назад +1

      I want Bethesda to be jealous.

  • @whamsung3001
    @whamsung3001 4 года назад +268

    It took me 5 minutes to catch that bunny out front of the castle

    • @SonicBoss1991
      @SonicBoss1991 3 года назад +4

      Same 😭

    • @ninop.r489
      @ninop.r489 3 года назад +6

      bunny in front of castle??? I don’t remember that

    • @matthewtieu7051
      @matthewtieu7051 3 года назад +26

      @@ninop.r489 He's probably talking about the DS version. It has like 24 rabbits that you need to catch if you want to unlock all the mini games.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад

      @@matthewtieu7051 correct. I'm a bit disappointed that the 3D all stars isn't the 3Ds one. I wanted to play 64 in multiplayer.

    • @Luis-uo8yn
      @Luis-uo8yn 3 года назад

      @@ninop.r489 there's also a bunny in front of the magma frame that if caught gives you a star

  • @kornyeabroth4683
    @kornyeabroth4683 3 года назад +332

    Algebra teacher: I hope I’m not going too fast for you.
    Also her:

    • @bonkdotioimealol
      @bonkdotioimealol 3 года назад +4

      That one PE kid: pffft

    • @ferdinandgombkoto
      @ferdinandgombkoto 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

    • @floatyjam
      @floatyjam 3 года назад

      The other students who are speedrunners: Nah it's fine

    • @ribbie5362
      @ribbie5362 3 года назад

      Underrated

    • @SSKuleDe
      @SSKuleDe 2 года назад +1

      This is literally a lady on Math Nation

  • @_Mingus_
    @_Mingus_ 4 года назад +351

    The best part about speed runs like this is that skipping even five seconds could leave you completely lost.

  • @Spritey.
    @Spritey. Год назад +33

    Imagine the look on bowsers face when mario just starts changing physics and logic then breaking the fabric of reality in less than 6 minutes

    • @skotiaH2O
      @skotiaH2O 15 дней назад

      Poor turtle got his ass whooped 5 times in 5 minutes

  • @somebluethings
    @somebluethings 5 лет назад +2752

    After seeing the animation of TerminalMontage I cant stop laugh.

    • @SketchG
      @SketchG 5 лет назад +29

      Me too -GAY BOWSER-

    • @LilKiwi2240
      @LilKiwi2240 5 лет назад +12

      Yep seen it its awsome

    • @Pejelo
      @Pejelo 5 лет назад +5

      Fantastic vid

    • @Kuon_latte
      @Kuon_latte 5 лет назад +10

      Lol that's why I'm here

    • @milkyjuice646
      @milkyjuice646 5 лет назад +15

      It's too accurate

  • @bungercolumbus
    @bungercolumbus 3 года назад +1458

    Here we can see what is mario possessed by TAS speed demon able to do.

  • @mrpenguin4350
    @mrpenguin4350 4 года назад +398

    *_Little did Charles Martinet know that that one "yahoo" that he voice acted for would go down in history_*

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 года назад +18

      I think Super Mario 64 was his best vocal performance. Very energetic :)

    • @officialrohinmusic
      @officialrohinmusic 3 года назад +9

      @@Howlingburd19 I find his performance on Super Mario Odyssey also very full of life

  • @justaguy4575
    @justaguy4575 Год назад +18

    The part where Mario said "yayayayhoooooooooooo" really touched my hart and is the best thing to ever happen to me.

  • @backerson5576
    @backerson5576 4 года назад +372

    I love how, in basically any game, given enough time, optimal gameplay evolves to a point where the protagonist's actions make absolutely no sense at all in-universe and would make any other character in the world go completely insane watching the dude zip through objects, manipulate spacetime and distort the very fabric of existence to reach the end faster.

    • @justabulletjustaboxofammo3817
      @justabulletjustaboxofammo3817 3 года назад +8

      Sounds like a great way to make an fanfic about.
      (Like Mario, Link, etc)

    • @kingsnowy3037
      @kingsnowy3037 3 года назад +18

      Humanity in a nutshell.
      "So... you noticed you can trick particular rocks into thinking by shining particular light at them and then striking them with small amounts of lightning billions of times per second.. because it saves you time when doing math. Then you use the thinking rock to trick yourself into wasting time."
      "Also you found this firey liquid stuff in the ground, and you thought, hey, we can use the hotness to move stuff. So you made the hotness move stuff around very quickly. And then you noticed that adding particular shapes to the moving stuff glitched out the air and made it go up. In fact, some of the moving stuff can go up just from the hotness. Then you rode it very fast and all over the place."
      We've been optimizing our gameplay for a little too long

    • @Mixed-Media-Arts
      @Mixed-Media-Arts Год назад

      That's a stretch

  • @jmas2593
    @jmas2593 4 года назад +827

    This is so satisfying. It's like someone spent months cooking up a gourmet meal and we all get to enjoy and eat it

    • @zachashax
      @zachashax 3 года назад +16

      Interesting analogy

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 3 года назад +9

      Would we want to eat a meal that is months old? You said cooking up for months. That's a way to get food poisoning

    • @notsa_s
      @notsa_s 3 года назад +5

      @@devss4982 Well, he said a meal, and he never said we get to eat it at the end, so we could be eating the finished sides and meals one by one.

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 3 года назад

      @@notsa_s ohhh ok

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 3 года назад

      i wouldn't want a month old turkey

  • @simonlol3387
    @simonlol3387 4 года назад +534

    His Mom: I'll buy you a new game if you finished this one
    He:

  • @falcon1378
    @falcon1378 2 года назад +74

    Me: how does he beat 64 in under 6 seconds?
    Mario: *starts falling up stairs*

  • @_GandalfTheGrey_
    @_GandalfTheGrey_ 3 года назад +765

    I’m amazed at how people find and exploit these glitches in games. I played this game for years and had no clue.

    • @cookedflores9444
      @cookedflores9444 2 года назад +34

      Well it’s because passionate people spent hours over the course of years to find faster ways to beat Mario 64

    • @_GandalfTheGrey_
      @_GandalfTheGrey_ 2 года назад +57

      @@cookedflores9444 …thus my amazement.

    • @sixten7920
      @sixten7920 2 года назад +15

      I've always thought it was just a skill some people have. There seem to be some people who just have a knack for finding exploits and breaking games.

    • @sij3654
      @sij3654 2 года назад +11

      There has to be some software that can detective weak parts in the games design which can be broken through to create a ‘glitch’ these types of old games were made with so many bugs.

    • @kevinmathew6450
      @kevinmathew6450 Год назад

      damn its good to see you sauron, its been a while buddy!

  • @baldwiniv5339
    @baldwiniv5339 3 года назад +251

    I love the idea of Mario just strolling in and beating the ever living shit out of bowser 3 consecutive times and then leaving in the space of 5 minutes.

  • @fishcake8266
    @fishcake8266 4 года назад +1094

    “You have 6 minutes left to play”
    *39 Yahoos later*
    Done with 9 seconds to spare

    • @Sobol3D
      @Sobol3D 4 года назад +13

      more like 21374532 yahooooooooooooos*

    • @Dave42069
      @Dave42069 4 года назад +3

      Stolen

    • @Francisco-qt6cz
      @Francisco-qt6cz 4 года назад +13

      @@Dave42069 there are aproximately 1.7k comments in this comment section. Obviously they is not going to sroll down and waste their time seeing if they're going to comment the same thing as other people. Also, they might have a similar idea to other person, not always it must be stolen.

    • @marotti_
      @marotti_ 4 года назад +5

      @@Francisco-qt6cz LOL HAVE YOU SEEN THE TOP COMMENTS

    • @kaixterito
      @kaixterito 4 года назад +1

      9 sec pa la paja
      Xd

  • @freymulat1750
    @freymulat1750 Год назад +16

    The backwards long jump is insane, it makes you go flying.

  • @brawlfan100
    @brawlfan100 12 лет назад +280

    And who said Mario wasn't faster than Sonic?

  • @facundomoralesdiorio3802
    @facundomoralesdiorio3802 4 года назад +626

    Nintendo developer: "I'm sure this game will take everyone a lot of time to complete
    *watches this clip*
    Nintendo developer: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @BetaGunslinger
      @BetaGunslinger 4 года назад +13

      Nintendo Developer: I'll show you! *releases Shindou version*
      Speedrunner: ....Did they patch this?!

    • @baderalmulhim3580
      @baderalmulhim3580 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @choboy46
      @choboy46 3 года назад +1

      Wall kicks still work

    • @am_i_real_or_not
      @am_i_real_or_not 2 года назад +1

      Clearly yes they are

    • @todoroki_2219
      @todoroki_2219 2 года назад +1

      "Yes but actually Yes xD"

  • @laurent8693
    @laurent8693 5 лет назад +231

    Peach: "Help me Mario!!"
    Mario: "Sure, see ya in 6 min."

  • @Dahcyy
    @Dahcyy Месяц назад +2

    Bowser Fights:
    1:41 The First Bowser Fight
    2:32 When Mario Enters The Second Bowser Level
    3:12 The Beginning Of The Second Bowser Fight
    4:27 When Mario Enters The Last Bowser Level
    5:04 When Mario Enters The Pipe
    5:10 The Beginning Of The Last Bowser Fight
    5:30 The Ending Of The Bowser Fight

  • @arandomguy9597
    @arandomguy9597 4 года назад +230

    Peach: "Hey Mario, can you please come save me? I have been kidnapped yet again."
    Mario: "Can't, I'm busy."
    Peach: "I will bake a delicious cake and cook spaghetti for you."
    Mario:

  • @betlek
    @betlek 5 лет назад +463

    Peach: help me Mario!
    Mario: nah
    Peach: i will give you spaget if you rescue me
    Mario:

    • @Adam.212
      @Adam.212 5 лет назад

      no

    • @Cuktisntfunny
      @Cuktisntfunny 5 лет назад

      Xd

    • @The_SmartyBoi
      @The_SmartyBoi 4 года назад +3

      Mario:LETS’GO YAHOOHAOYYAHOOHOUAAYHOU

    • @The_SmartyBoi
      @The_SmartyBoi 4 года назад +1

      cj yes

    • @dorisguerra2214
      @dorisguerra2214 4 года назад +2

      YAYAYAYAYAYAHOO WAHAAA YUPIIII HOO HA YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO WAHAHAAHAHA!!

  • @notkeeghan9916
    @notkeeghan9916 3 года назад +108

    Mom: Bedtimes in 6 minutes!
    This guy: Bet.

  • @aidenaiden1234
    @aidenaiden1234 2 месяца назад +7

    Average experience when giving the controller to the older brother:

  • @anna48792
    @anna48792 4 года назад +370

    "no, you're supposed to get all the power stars first! you're ruining every-"
    "so long gay
    *BOWSER*

  • @ykagz007
    @ykagz007 3 года назад +161

    I came after seeing mario speedrun parodies and then realized they weren't parodies they were just fan animations of the original XD

    • @MYTUBE427
      @MYTUBE427 3 года назад +4

      Same! There needs to be a sister channel where a guy explains what the holy hell is going on. It seems to me like the two main tools being used here are: A. Something about stairs … is wonky. To say the least. That crouch jump, backwards up the stairs LAUNCH trick is insanely useful. And fast as all hell. And B. There’s certain parts of the world, ceilings and walls, which don’t have collision detection. But it would be very fun to see someone who really really knows what they’re talking about break it all down.

    • @gabrielchad447
      @gabrielchad447 3 года назад +5

      @@MYTUBE427 I don't claim to be an expert by any means, but I can at least explain the crazy backwards jumping. The devs forgot to set a speed limit for Mario's backwards movement, so if you do that backwards jump you can accelerate basically forever.

    • @reflexrefractor
      @reflexrefractor 2 года назад +1

      @@MYTUBE427 there is a channel that explains this named lowest percent

    • @godlyinsane419
      @godlyinsane419 2 года назад

      @@MYTUBE427 boy do I have a video for you
      m.ruclips.net/video/wjge1bVobN0/видео.html

    • @tomasgarza1249
      @tomasgarza1249 Год назад

      And they didnt even go to parallel universed in this speedrun, which is not a joke btw

  • @BrigitteMain33
    @BrigitteMain33 6 лет назад +340

    -"so long gay bowser (SATANIC FACE SCREAMING)

  • @JacobMendoza-nm2qr
    @JacobMendoza-nm2qr 2 месяца назад +4

    "thank you so much for - to breaking my game"

  • @pikminfan6778
    @pikminfan6778 4 года назад +284

    Mario: (Demonic speedrunning in the distance)
    Bowser: I gotta get outta here!

    • @dadaddy4296
      @dadaddy4296 3 года назад +2

      No just stop

    • @danielnitzsche9762
      @danielnitzsche9762 3 года назад +4

      I got a 93 Toyota Paseo in the parking lot . Let's get out of here

    • @MeltyNote
      @MeltyNote 3 года назад +6

      *mario appears*
      Mario: YAhAHAHAHaHAyahahahahahahHHaahhaahahHhaaOo

    • @Johan_FRLN
      @Johan_FRLN 3 года назад +7

      Ý̵͎͍͇̈́̚-̴͇͇͉̈́͝Ỳ̸͙͎͇̓̚-̵͖͓̞̈́͝Y̵̼̪͖͋̽͐-̸͔̻͚͐̔͝Y̴̞̠͙͒͠-̸̡̻͙͋͐̒Y̴̟͍͆͛͜-̴͇͓̦̈́̽͝Y̵̻̺͚͐̓̚-̴͔̟͊͌͊Ÿ̵̼̪͖́̾-̴̺̙̺̾̓̔Y̵̢̫̻͌̾́À̴̝͇̪͝͝-̴̙͇͍͛̐͝Y̵̟͍͖̒̕͝-̵͍͔͍͑͐Y̴̙͖͎͋͆̚A̸̘̪͇͌͒́-̴͉͉̠̿͘͝Y̸͖͎͒͆͝-̸̡̘̙̓̕͝Y̵̪̫͉͐͒̚-̸̠̫͒͛͆Y̵̫̺̞̽͐͆-̸̡̝͉̽̽͠A̴̙̦̦͌͘͠ * Slap *
      S̴͙͉͍͒͐͑ O̸̙͊̽͛͜ L̵̠̻͉͑̓͘ O̴͖͕͉͆͝͝ N̸̘͍̫̈́͝ G̴͉͕͍͌̚͠ G̴͚̞̫͒̐̐ A̸̦̠̟̿̽ Y̴͔̫͒̐͜͝ B̸̺̠͉͊̀̚ O̵̻͔͒͊͜͠ Ẁ̸̻̞͕͊ S̸̝͚̔͆̕ É̴͖̺̘̐ R̵̘̠͛̾͝

    • @Johan_FRLN
      @Johan_FRLN 3 года назад +5

      T̵̴̡͇̠̝̞͙͑́͐͋͑̚ H̴̸̢̘͚̘̞̟̀̿̔͆͑͌ À̴̵͚͙̦̠̟̓̐̈́̚͘͜ N̸̸͚̘͚͎̫̿͛́̀̽͝ K̵̵̢̢͍͇͔͇͊͒͛͛͑͝ S̴̸̻͍͚͚͓͋̓̽̈́͘͜͝ O̸̸̟̫̟̦͓͑̔̈́̔͠ M̴̴̟̻͚̪̞͒͆͆̕͠ U̵̸͍̝̙̝̞̘͑͋̓͘͠ C̵̴͔̻͉̫͊̒͌̿̈́̽͜ Ḧ̵̵̘̺͓̻͔́͊͐̾͋͊ F̵̵̦̦͇̺̫̺͑̓̐̾̈́͝ O̴̸͚̝̫͕̺̾̿͑̚͝͝ R̴̵̡͔̙͇̦̺͛͊̔̚ P̵̵͕͉̻̠͙̐̀̓̿͠͝ L̵̴̙͍̙̞̺͉͊̿̓̓͊͝ A̵̵̢̘̦̺̪̞̒̓̿̚͠ Ÿ̴̴̡͉͕̟͚́̓̀̿͘͜͠ I̵̴͇͚͎̠̺̦͊͒̓̒̔͊ N̴̵͙̼̟͉̦͐̔̐̕͘͝ G̵̴͔͉͉͎͕͑̐̿̓͋́ M̸̸̙̺͕͔͕̺̔̒͊́͛́Y̸̴̦̪͎͎͕͔̾͐͋̾̕̚ G̴̵̦̺̼͙̞̓̓̒͊͝͝ A̴̸̡͔̙͖͚͚͛̾͆̽͒ M̴̵̙̙͓͎̺͛̒͑̕͝ E̸̴͍̞̞͎̫̒͋͋̕͝͠

  • @m0Dave
    @m0Dave 3 года назад +95

    "Thank you for playing my game"

    • @Johan_FRLN
      @Johan_FRLN 3 года назад +7

      T̵̴̡͇̠̝̞͙͑́͐͋͑̚ H̴̸̢̘͚̘̞̟̀̿̔͆͑͌ À̴̵͚͙̦̠̟̓̐̈́̚͘͜ N̸̸͚̘͚͎̫̿͛́̀̽͝ K̵̵̢̢͍͇͔͇͊͒͛͛͑͝ S̴̸̻͍͚͚͓͋̓̽̈́͘͜͝ O̸̸̟̫̟̦͓͑̔̈́̔͠ M̴̴̟̻͚̪̞͒͆͆̕͠ U̵̸͍̝̙̝̞̘͑͋̓͘͠ C̵̴͔̻͉̫͊̒͌̿̈́̽͜ Ḧ̵̵̘̺͓̻͔́͊͐̾͋͊ F̵̵̦̦͇̺̫̺͑̓̐̾̈́͝ O̴̸͚̝̫͕̺̾̿͑̚͝͝ R̴̵̡͔̙͇̦̺͛͊̔̚ P̵̵͕͉̻̠͙̐̀̓̿͠͝ L̵̴̙͍̙̞̺͉͊̿̓̓͊͝ A̵̵̢̘̦̺̪̞̒̓̿̚͠ Ÿ̴̴̡͉͕̟͚́̓̀̿͘͜͠ I̵̴͇͚͎̠̺̦͊͒̓̒̔͊ N̴̵͙̼̟͉̦͐̔̐̕͘͝ G̵̴͔͉͉͎͕͑̐̿̓͋́ M̸̸̙̺͕͔͕̺̔̒͊́͛́Y̸̴̦̪͎͎͕͔̾͐͋̾̕̚ G̴̵̦̺̼͙̞̓̓̒͊͝͝ A̴̸̡͔̙͖͚͚͛̾͆̽͒ M̴̵̙̙͓͎̺͛̒͑̕͝ E̸̴͍̞̞͎̫̒͋͋̕͝͠

    • @ribbie5362
      @ribbie5362 3 года назад +2

      @@Johan_FRLN wtf

  • @thejuanfe28
    @thejuanfe28 7 лет назад +1778

    *Amor que haces?
    -Me voy a pasar el super mario 64
    *Tengo casa sola
    -...

  • @MarxK
    @MarxK 5 лет назад +174

    Getting here after terminalmontage's Something about mario 64

  • @lolkaslolpez4823
    @lolkaslolpez4823 3 года назад +341

    Mom: You have 10 mins to play
    THIS GUY: GIMME 5

  • @ericmelocartman7661
    @ericmelocartman7661 4 года назад +137

    Peach: Mario save me !!!
    Mario: Ok .. give me 5 minutes.

  • @tophateyeball7198
    @tophateyeball7198 2 года назад +4

    So Mario just said "Oki doki!", snorted 50 mg of meth and sent Bowser to the shadow realm in less than 6 minutes. Cool.

  • @lauraluvbi
    @lauraluvbi 6 лет назад +681

    this is what happens when your mom buy sm64, but not buy any other game!

    • @dorito96024
      @dorito96024 5 лет назад +10

      CartuchoAssoprado this is what happens when you are a broke college student trying to make a living on doing speed runs

    • @wxffless
      @wxffless 5 лет назад +2

      @@dorito96024 this was posted 9yrs ago

    • @dorito96024
      @dorito96024 5 лет назад +2

      Wxffles ok

    • @agguwaggu
      @agguwaggu 5 лет назад +3

      @@wxffless no just nine months

    • @dorito96024
      @dorito96024 5 лет назад

      Akku 5% I’m pretty sure he’s talking about the video

  • @finlayg9833
    @finlayg9833 4 года назад +277

    Description: this is obviously tool assisted as it is impossible to beat the game with 0 stars
    Dowsky who beat the game in 7 minutes with no stars: am I a joke to you

    • @superdejan64
      @superdejan64 4 года назад +24

      Cuz this video was made before we figured out a human can beat this game with 0 stars dump-dump

    • @cyclone_kreon6044
      @cyclone_kreon6044 4 года назад

      Its possible

    • @commentspae
      @commentspae 3 года назад

      how in the fuck did you even type this out while oblivious to the concept of time
      this was made yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrs before and it's even shown in the video quality
      get your universal perception on straight goddammit

    • @perry_das_schnabeltier1486
      @perry_das_schnabeltier1486 3 года назад

      "normally" impossible

    • @rkpyi8616
      @rkpyi8616 3 года назад

      Its 10 years old vids .,.

  • @bruheee7420
    @bruheee7420 4 года назад +407

    Game: you need to collect stars
    Mario:
    *No*

  • @noel0004
    @noel0004 3 года назад +45

    Imagine being kidnapped and then seeing Mario literally break the laws of physics

  • @speedietruck4861
    @speedietruck4861 3 года назад +74

    Peach: Mario, I’ve been kidnapped again!
    Mario: ugh, I don’t have time for this...

  • @therebel_rebel
    @therebel_rebel 3 года назад +76

    This is actually played in slow motion for our brains to comprehend it.

  • @grexsaurus
    @grexsaurus Год назад +3

    The fact that this 5 minutes video is just about Mario beating the shit out of Bowser.

  • @lucaperezoso4460
    @lucaperezoso4460 6 лет назад +322

    YA HU, YA HU, YA HU, YA HU, YAHU. -You completed the game, Congratulations.

  • @mowo7669
    @mowo7669 5 лет назад +272

    *Bowser has left the chat

  • @MikaudeAstora
    @MikaudeAstora 7 лет назад +123

    Ya woho ya ya woho YIIIPY- Mario, 1998-

    • @jealu3681
      @jealu3681 6 лет назад +2

      Mikau225 wohohohohohohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Mario.exe has stopped working*

    • @frankcastle4547
      @frankcastle4547 4 года назад

      1996

  • @alinamihalcea7699
    @alinamihalcea7699 4 месяца назад +2

    Peach: I've baked a cake for you
    Mario: *HERE WE GO*

  • @MegaLukas
    @MegaLukas 5 лет назад +209

    lmfao

  • @emotionalsupportfurry8284
    @emotionalsupportfurry8284 3 года назад +32

    "Do you think I care about the laws of physics?!"

  • @williamfitzpatrick748
    @williamfitzpatrick748 4 года назад +33

    When he said "Yahoo!", I felt that.

  • @micahmario5114
    @micahmario5114 Год назад +4

    Doctor: You have 5 minutes and 51 seconds to live
    Me asf:

  • @Edwo1
    @Edwo1 12 лет назад +148

    Bowser#1: You wont defeat me MUAHAH!
    Bowser#2:How did you follow me?
    Bowser#3:GET THE FUCK OFF, LEAVE ME ALONE

    • @bananasprite._.1564
      @bananasprite._.1564 7 лет назад +1

      TheCickenStyler 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imanrique8999
      @imanrique8999 5 лет назад +2

      First follow me on my YAHOO! perfil gay bowser

    • @FlickyBR
      @FlickyBR 4 года назад

      So long gay Bowser

  • @zarcam4721
    @zarcam4721 5 лет назад +39

    0:50: This man is incredible
    1:05: HOLY F***

  • @Dramilos
    @Dramilos 4 года назад +15

    10%: animations
    90%: **YAHOO**

  • @Redcrewmate1296
    @Redcrewmate1296 22 дня назад +3

    3:12
    Bowser: No your supposed to collect all of the stars

  • @CKScores
    @CKScores 4 года назад +272

    "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. i have told the police you have murdered your brother. You have to turn yourself in."
    Yours truly
    Peach

    • @skeebee9738
      @skeebee9738 3 года назад +2

      Ey 69 likes

    • @awesomej4086
      @awesomej4086 3 года назад +8

      I see a man of culture

    • @CKScores
      @CKScores 3 года назад +3

      @@awesomej4086 And I see one too

    • @Nexwaller
      @Nexwaller 3 года назад +3

      "Hello ma'am, you have called us because you said a short man in blue overalls wearing a red hat and shirt murdered their brother?"

    • @SonicBoss1991
      @SonicBoss1991 3 года назад +3

      NO! Your supposed to collect ALL THE STARS!!

  • @alexperezperez734
    @alexperezperez734 7 лет назад +587

    Para los que jugaron este juego y duraron 1 año terminando y ven a otro haciéndolo en 5 minutos...los acompaño en su sentimientos
    PD yo dure 1 año y 7 meses

    • @LenGameplaysKagamine
      @LenGameplaysKagamine 7 лет назад +14

      Alex Perez yo dure 2 días v:

    • @kdtplay4599
      @kdtplay4599 7 лет назад +22

      Alex Perez yo ni lo llegué a terminar

    • @sime7757
      @sime7757 6 лет назад +3

      Alex Perez yo no me lo he pasado xD

    • @quakerslifecereal1961
      @quakerslifecereal1961 6 лет назад +9

      yo se lo pasaba a algunos niños en como 15 min con 10 años y ni sabia que eso se llamaba "speedrun".

    • @sebastianacos_
      @sebastianacos_ 6 лет назад +2

      yo todavia ni lo termino :'''''v

  • @drip3621
    @drip3621 4 года назад +57

    This is literally just an advertisement for Yahoo
    I think they might take over Google now because of this video

  • @bustapunk101
    @bustapunk101 6 месяцев назад +4

    Man I wonder if the developers ever saw this video

    • @prome57
      @prome57 2 месяца назад +1

      In the switch port version of the game backwards long jump got removed entirely. It's still mentioned in the game but you can't do backwards long jump in it

  • @dohanbjrkan6350
    @dohanbjrkan6350 3 года назад +126

    He is actually really skilled, even though he uses a lot of glitches

  • @hazcord4555
    @hazcord4555 4 года назад +47

    When he said “YAHOO!” I really felt that

  • @tanjiro3422
    @tanjiro3422 4 года назад +74

    When i was little the bowser sound at the beggining was scary for me xd

    • @cliffordbs
      @cliffordbs 4 года назад +2

      Phantom_Rhandy 09 it still is for me

    • @sp1d3rn1nja7
      @sp1d3rn1nja7 3 года назад

      Same here lol. It would terrify me and I also hated the basement area

  • @joshkidvr
    @joshkidvr 2 месяца назад +3

    Doctor: You Have 6 Minutes to Live
    Me:

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 5 лет назад +122

    *Mario to Bowser:*
    So long gay bowser
    Thank you so much for to playing my game

    • @awildamartinez3719
      @awildamartinez3719 4 года назад

      gee not gay

    • @sherdog22
      @sherdog22 4 года назад +1

      It's now bye bi because now he is bisexual

    • @MrBronx819
      @MrBronx819 4 года назад

      Like the pfp, Rokka no Yuusha is super underrated

    • @dripdemon9449
      @dripdemon9449 4 года назад

      @DarkRayman 5.0 jeez chill he probably hasn't played the game yet

  • @christrivera5786
    @christrivera5786 4 года назад +157

    4:28 Bowser: "I've to get out of here"

    • @isuck1943
      @isuck1943 4 года назад +12

      A yes, terminalmontage.

    • @WorldWidePatriots
      @WorldWidePatriots 4 года назад +2

      I've to get out of here?
      Wanna try that again? Lol

    • @leonardoolsen7170
      @leonardoolsen7170 4 года назад +1

      @@WorldWidePatriots he wrote like this in purpose

    • @supersonicjayden3758
      @supersonicjayden3758 4 года назад +5

      Mario: So long gay Bowser
      *Explosion Started*
      Mario: Thank you so much for playing my game.

    • @WorldWidePatriots
      @WorldWidePatriots 4 года назад +1

      @@supersonicjayden3758 what?

  • @rosfell00
    @rosfell00 5 лет назад +22

    I came here after watching "Something about Super Mario 64" by terminal montage...
    Seem's like he made an accurate representation of the game after all...

    • @argus0118
      @argus0118 5 лет назад

      I was looking for this comment XD

  • @chaseaustinmusic
    @chaseaustinmusic Месяц назад +1

    Remember, this man did all of this for a cake.

  • @__ark027__5
    @__ark027__5 5 лет назад +29

    Peach: Dear Mario: please come to...
    Mario:YAYAYAYAHOYAYAHOHO
    credits: ●_●

  • @andrewl1190
    @andrewl1190 3 года назад +18

    Mario’s parkour skills are out of control

  • @melonstuff9creative
    @melonstuff9creative 2 месяца назад +2

    Doctor: You have 5 minutes and 50 seconds to live
    Me:

  • @kostantinoskoufogiannis9925
    @kostantinoskoufogiannis9925 4 года назад +19

    3:55 that's what we call perfection

  • @musamusa6199
    @musamusa6199 4 года назад +34

    I love how the game tries to keep up with that much speed

  • @seivax_mkw6756
    @seivax_mkw6756 5 лет назад +27

    He: joining bowsers dark world
    Me in the same time: going to close my window
    Me: going to my phone
    He:fighting against bowser

  • @MarcGamerPH_2
    @MarcGamerPH_2 Год назад +3

    BLJ is the most important in SM64. Without it, it's hard to do speedruns. But this guy practiced for 20 years to speedrun 5 minutes in SM64. Good job! This is World Record.

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 3 года назад +35

    Everyone: suffering
    Mario: "yahoo! wheepe! Yayayayahoo! whooho! HO!"

  • @Harxs
    @Harxs 7 лет назад +174

    Puerta al sótano: casi una semana
    Esta persona: 5 min. :v

  • @SalTheSlime.
    @SalTheSlime. 4 года назад +19

    Sonic: I’m the fastest thing alive!
    Mario: WAHOO!
    Sonic: *sweats* oh shit....
    Mario: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you!
    Sonic: 0-0 I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

  • @sean6992
    @sean6992 2 года назад

    Props to the cameraman for keeping up, you must be very athletic to have that job

  • @Evan8787
    @Evan8787 3 года назад +13

    Peach: "Come to the castle. I baked a cake for you"
    Mario: "Cool, be there in 5 minutes"

  • @inonmous4211
    @inonmous4211 4 года назад +17

    Peach: Mario come please come
    Mario: Ok Peach, this will take a light 4 hours
    Peach: My parents aren’t home
    Mario: tiyahu tiyahu tiyahu

  • @pyechos
    @pyechos 3 года назад +8

    if i was bowser, i would just hide myself in a hole and never go out again