Randall Park - Bullies & Diarrhea - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Randall Park attended a talent show at the middle school where he was bullied, and it turned out even worse (and messier) than he ever imagined.
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There's a guy in the audience not laughing at all, I think he was having flashbacks.
😂😂😂
...I’m having flashbacks...
...and I’m on the toilet...
...laughing shitless...
Awwwe... :( lol I saw him..
That blonde guy with his head cocked too the right.
He would be crying if it was a flashback 😂💔
I bet the janitors that night were just walked in and said "i quit" and left the damn building
Haaaaaaaaa.... So true
I didn't sign up for this
@@shelliupshaw3405 If you're the janitor then yea you definitely sign up for it.
Ive been through this situation as a janitor and i can honestly say 3 people quit before this was cleaned up
@@23isgod Absolutely, and this event can be classified as an accident and if you're one of the good ones you can't help but to feel a little empathy with the guy (desperate shit footprints always reminded me of Auschwitz' gas chamber scratches) but i'm sure you've witnessed the ones I call _"acts of the subhuman"_ .
Like I was working with some new guy and we had to deal with the usual clogged toilets (we did like 4 or 5 that day) and someone took a massive dump in the soap dispenser (fucking beast, still haven't figured out how he did it). So this guy goes "welp at least we are done with men's bathrooms so women's will be a breeze. I just looked at him the same way one would look a son who was caught sticking stuff up in his butthole"
The only thing I said to him was *_I hope you're comfortable around blood and having the way you look at women shattered_*
It's cool that in the story he has to hide from a bunch of people, in his shame. And now he can share that experience with a new audience, who applauds and accepts him for it
Right? Such a beautiful and deep transformation.
exactly! amazing the transformation of his feelings 🤘
When you're fighting anxiety diarrhea, you can't trust a fart.
I love this!! hahahaha
Words to live by!
If you're feeling a little nasty down there, NEVER trust a fart. Not until you've reached the highest level of GI tract mastery. It's much safer to just sit on the toilet.
Truth
That's rule number 1
"Its a philosophical question, really."
I died of laughter
should of went to the doorless stall at least the toilet would of worked and it would be rare for people to use the restroom during the talent show
I would have just went in the women's rest room.
Scott Yi Ikr. I would’ve used one of my shoes to to lodge the bathroom door shut and went into the stall without a door. Could’ve easily just gotten my business done real fast.
I didn't feel it as a joke. It still hurts. You're a strong guy, Randal, and you've gone a long way. Salute.
This was uncomfortable to watch.. but god damn this guy is brave to share a story like that
Yeah.... this is awful. Funny as hell, but dammit man.
I appreciated his realness too. We all had awkward moments of growing up and being in school. So his story resonates with the audience.
Aw man I thought I've felt embarrassment before but holy shit, I don't think I could ever recover from that. Your pants filled to the brim with shit? Shit everywhere????? Sounds like a nightmare, but I really appreciate him telling this awkward story.
I would've said that "He's full of shit 💩" but I think he was pretty empty after that!
He's a comedian... He literally got paid for this shit.
Randall Park has one of those comforting voices, like no matter what, he just makes you feel at ease about everything.
best shit story ive heard. He paints the picture so vivid
pictures aren't the only thing he paints...
Ralph Ryan Dela Torre not as vivid as the wall he painted.
And the bathroom apparently!
Robert Schimmel's Go Lightly bit still gets me to this day. "I thought I had to sneeze and then I shit in my socks."
😂😂😂😂😂💀
I couldn't handle the stress of this
The intros must be about 99% of this shows budget
Yeah, I think they just like filming it and toying with the editing software.
Ikr it's so pointless.
@@nickb2208 I mean, it's a TV show it needs a intro
pantherjk it doesn’t need an intro that doesn’t relate and is unnecessarily elaborate and half the audience hates
Now that you mention it... I think you're right
The way he describes every scene is very impressive. He paints such a vivid image with an excellent choice of words. “Squeegeeing the shit back in” and “Charlie Chaplin my way out” are the best lines!
7:17 That dude's face behind the girl in the first row is the most accurate reaction ever.
You can also hear his very accurate and appropriate reaction.
You can actually see him gagging.
dudes a friend of mine, I was at this taping too. he told me after the show that shit stories just get to him hahaha
MrDoomedFaith sure
hi1746 don't know why that's so hard to believe, all I said was that I was at this comedy show with a friend. it's not like I'm claiming to have cured cancer. (I'm the guy in the bottom right of some of the shots with the big head, glasses, and large sideburns btw)
I'm watching this on the toilet at home. I have never felt more secure in my entire life.
I hurt from laughing so hard. the tears...
tears of laughter
You and me both
FrogLover101 omg deadass, I'm dying the last part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
Never trust a fart.
Sue Mick sage advice, especially after 35
Never trust a fart no matter your age.
Sue Mick fair enough
Russel Peters?
Fart or Shart: it’s a dangerous game.
I really want to give this dude a hug now... or at least some anti-diarrhea medication..
I've seen shit on bathroom walls before and I always wonder "how in the ****** does this happen?!"
It's mildly comforting to hear that there's at least one possibility where it wasn't someone maliciously smearing poop on the walls to make a mess...
underrated comment 😂
This is more like a horror story
to me lol.
Witchwild boy I was disgusted more then found funny
Hahahah right! Watching this made me so anxious. He told that story really vividly. This guy's a genius.
This was horrific
I paused it at the 'hearing footsteps coming', and thought this exact thing lol
imagine being that janitor
Whoever cleaned that bathroom probably quit 😂
meff.
@@taylorgoetz7604 meff ?
@@joysymonds8419 meff.
i respect that he made it a funny story instead of a low point in his life.
This is hands down the best 'this is not happening' I've seen so far
That was crazy. He made us relive his trauma.
Dude how can you bounce up from that?
This is one of those memories that keeps me up at night on 3am
BoniBon 666 he bounced back like a tennis ball
I had a similar story in middle school where I silently shat myself in the middle of class. Agonizing day. Long story short no one ”figured out” the smell but I think people knew. I think that helped me more than I realized. If even one person had mentioned it, it would’ve been traumatic.
@@ndrewfits 😂😂
As a sufferer of IBS, I can relate.
terminaldeity Ulcerative Colitis and IBS here and i’m in high school and if this were to happen to me i wouldn’t take the bullying from anybody. When shit like this happens (haha) i have to stand up for myself. Nearly my whole school knows i take crazy shits and i have issues but back then i don’t think anybody would understand, i feel so bad and am so grateful that i live in today’s world and not then.
Crohn’s disease, it’s a shitty life
No pun intended
@@MrGot2film haHA
Gut health is so important!
Food can hurt or heal you depending on what you eat.
Keep it natural, balanced, and organic.
Chinese medicine doctor can cure IBS and ulcerative colitis.
Takes big balls to tell this story lol.
Haha damn R.I.P custodian
Dude, for real
fuck that i would resign
I've had to do work like that in the past, and while it was never as bad as described here, I did have to clean up some heinous messes. People would spray the walls with shit. It was nasty.
It sounds like every women's bathroom I ever saw at a night club.
Brook Jolley yeah what's that about? you always expect the men's bathroom to be messed up, but somehow, unless the building costs tons of money to make, the ladies is so much worse. some of them look like a bomb hit em. female friends of mine especially complain about hospital bathrooms
Man, I felt the second hand embarrassment for him. This was real deep stuff to share. Glad he was bold enough to share this story.
I literally cried from laugher like a little highschool girl. Holy shit I don't remember laughing so hard, I struggled so much to breath I laughed so hard. At one point I honestly thought I'd vomit from laughter, this was simply amazing.
MrExzibit i love the variety here
but why
Same!! While I was driving in a thunderstorm lol
Haven’t laughed that hard in a minute, it was spiritual in itself cuz I couldn’t really breath from laughing so hard 😂
Same 😂😂
this man is a survivor
Anyone with IBS can relate to this! I feel for you Randall!
the fact that he tried to hide had me laughing uncontrollably
I like him in Fresh Off The Boat. funny guy, funny show
Dude me 2
The "I'm ok" killed me. Someone notify my family.
This was genuinely one of the funniest stories I've seen on This Is Not Happening.
Man, those school years. Explains why he's so much more humble and sweet than you'd expect from someone so handsome and confident.
This is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard, I could not breathe and my chest hurt from laughing so ridiculously hard!
This guy is so brave to be telling the story props to him
Damn Randall Park is a really good storyteller. For real, i haven't been that engaged in a comedy stand up story since Louie C.K's stuff!
I was thinking the same!! ☺️😁
"My talent?....SHITTING EVERYWHERE!!"
This might be one of my favorite ones just because the human element of this kind of situation is so relatable, just being in an embarrassing situation and wanting to get out.
This made me cringe, but I love Randall and kudos to him for sharing this. People gotta know this SHIT happens to everyone!
To everyone, yet "restrooms for customers only" still a thing in civilization in 2019.
#HumanNeeds2020
This gave me the introduction feeling of a fucking panic attack. Good lord.
"It's funny when it's not happening to you."
- Dave Chappelle
😂😂 Poor kid 😭😭
This story resonates with me because when was in college, the guy in the stall next to me overflowed the toilet and a stream of brown starts to slowly creep into my stall. I didn't even acknowledge it happened, the guy just said "oh no" and I pretended I wasn't there and got out as fast as I could
You ever feel a wave of anxiety so bad you curl up in the fetal position because of someone else's story???😂😂
This guy is such a good comedian and such a fantastic actor
ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS EVER. Oh my gosh. What a trooper her is. My anxiety got so high watching this lol, Jesus Christ
Good narrative, not often guys go with catharsis and stuff like that in between jokes
Or between giant liquid shitstorms
Oh my God. This story was painful to watch and listen to. Hilarious, but so painful. 😂 We’ve all had nightmare childhood/adolescence experiences like this. 😂
I don't know what it is about shit stories but I was crying laughing at every line of this story. Funny as fuck!
because everybody poops
But don't nobody wanna talk about it.
I fkn couldnt stop
Josh Zook probably because everyone has ashit story
Bruh, he punched Keanu Reeves in the face. Respect...
and even wrote a song about it. Double respect...
What! Why?!
Sunny Deise it's from the movie always be my maybe.
And he ankle-chained Paul Rudd to his house
@@osmanbilallee1094 yeah, I wonder what his long time friend Ali Wong I wondered what she said about this
Jeeeesus... Every part of me is overwhelmed with sympathy for this poor boy and I feel like marching in there to take care of him. (Probably because I have a son about that age...) That poor baby...
Well, tonight I got to experience something new. Laughing so hard it hurts and throwing up at the same time. It was disgusting and cathartic and I thank you for that.
the toilets in my school were like Dehli. One time there was a shit all around the seat and ''haha'' on the wall. Written in shit.
My secondhand embarrassment is way too strong for this story 😭😭😭 I blocked out watching this before and up until the middle of this story I internalized it and was convinced this was a dream I had. Even now I’m having to take breaks to remind myself this is a story and not something I am experiencing myself
Who thinks he shat before telling this story?
during for sure
Was thinking the same thing XD
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
before and after
When you can laugh at your worst nightmare, nothing can stop you from reaching your dream.
Probably one of the funniest stories ive heard in a while... I almost felt his pain.
Its funny cause i was actually taking a shit while listening to this.
That bathroom got jimmy wooed
God I feel so much secondhand embarrassment just listening to this. Randall is so brave for telling his story. I've been there before...TWICE
That was horrifying! Poor kid! His comedy talent was born that day!
He’s not Randall, he’s Jim. He’s been working at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years. Weird joke Ari.
Post michael era office, ew foh with that
So proud of Jimmy
All standup comedians were bullied in schools. Laughter is the best way to cope. Fortunately, some make a good living out of the pain.
I've watched this so many times and still laugh uncontrollably. Randall is a fantastic actor and director (newly) but he needs to keep doing stand up - he's a natural.
This was one of the most hilarious stories on this show. I had to stop the video at one point to catch my breath. His middle school experience sounded exactly like mine, just replace asian with white lol. I HATED middle school. Constant torture.
I'm 4 years late to this video, and I honestly laughed so hard at this dude's story about experience with dirrahea!
JIMMY WOO IS EVERYWHERE
"Daddy , what happened in here?" Lmao!
It takes a lot to make me laugh at these videos, but I laughed so uncontrollably with tears in my eyes that my wife kicked me out of bed and made me go to the couch to sleep or until i could control myself. She even took a Benadryl to sleep tonight and I did my very best to stop laughing but I just couldn't. Holy shit that was hilarious. We have a mystery shitter at work and one day it literally looked like someone hurled a mixing bowl full of Duncan Hines all over the toilet and walls and his story was incredibly reminiscent of that experience.
as someone who has food poisoning right now, I enjoy this
As someone with IBS this is the most real nightmare omg
Dude panic attacks walked into that bathroom
And asked if he was good
That’s a brutal story
This was the best one yet.
I have no gallbladder, and I felt this story in my soul.
Do you have DVDs for sale or something? I feel like I need to contribute to you in some way for living through that and getting to a point where you could tell that to a group of people.
Fresh of the boat tv series
You're a fucking tool.
I have pancreatic insufficiency that makes this look like cake...I accept contributions. Thanks.
this is the best story, some comics tell stories and later you want to retell it to a friend but it always falls flat BUT this story is gold I'm telling to to my husband and he is cracking up so hard.
We've all been in this position at some point in our lives..... maybe no this extreme but near enough to truly relate
Bro Jimmy W💫💫 is everywhere
The part towards the end where he says “I’m ok” killed me 😂
man .. if this was a little girl some helpful moms would have a whole extra outfit and drive her home and call to make sure she was ok the next day.. Dads literally running away with their kids.
that comment hit me…
for sure. In fact, I worked at a school, and whenever some kid went through troubles the women would come to the rescue. Those men could at least tell the women and do smt. Poor dude. I'm glad he's become so strong to tell the story. Not everyone would be able to.
Can't believe I sat through this entire skit.
Most hardcore shit story i have ever heard.
This actually happened to me while at work hahaha best shit of my life until i stood up and looked around. I sprayed that shit fucking everywhere behind me and all down the toilet and walls and had to go home to shower because it went somehow up onto my lower back and on the back of my legs... i was just fortunate enough to make a joke about it and even told my friend to "go look... go look at what i have just done..." i felt amazing after that shit. My friend, he couldn't stop laughing and all we could do is feel sorry for whomever the custodian was at that point. Best shit of my life.
Confucius says, *"Man who farts squirts, will have shitty time".* 💩🕑
Thank you for sharing this wonderfully detailed story. 😂
Can confirm. Palms Middle School is that terrible, it haunts each alum in their own way
Man standup comedy is like a great form of therapy for some of these performers because to me this story is straight up trauma.
My god....my anxiety can only take so much. Poor poor man
i remember one time this guy who i HATED tried to make himself fart on the way to wrestling practice. he shit himself so hard the smell almost made me vomit
he walked into practice, used the bathroom, walked out and never came back
OMG 😂😂😂
Awesome!!
💀💀💀
Honestly if I’d been that first guy to walk in I would have made a restroom out of order sign so fast for the poor soul stuck in that toilet.
I have similar experiences in my school days and even my adult life. So this was a good thing to watch, not only because it's really funny, but also because It's a good thing to laugh at your own misery. And Yeah, I feel you bro. fuck that school.
omg i'm literally in tears. that's was hilarious. these are the funniest little stories.
Lmao!! 😂 This one was hilarious, but also really sad 😔 He's a great story teller and he has perfect teeth.
kept waiting to hear the janitor walk in and him take the walk of shame with everyone watching...he got lucky there i suppose...hilarious story!
is everything ok in there?
I'm disappointed no one bothered to tell anyone to help him out.
I watched this while having diarrhea and it felt so vivid
This is the up there w best online content Comedy Central uploads
His storytelling is fantastic and hilarious
Literally had me so weak on the floor. Hilarious guy
I'm so glad I never had an experience like this