For all of the silliness and joking, I still come away from a podcast like this feeling like I've learned so much more than I could ever learn from listening to the news.
@InDough1 dare i say he himself finds contentment in expressing that apparent malcontent, which is in fact, next level social and psychological analysis and commentary, cloaked in a manner which is coy and leading, palatable and inoffensive to peoples own ignorance and pride. He reverse engineers, back and forth dialogue, like a fox. Master, indeed!
@@clint81 Uncle Joey's stories yes, no doubt. But random off the cuff riffing and ranting I'd have to go with Tim, especially about politics and culture stuff.
You know what I love about Tim Dillon? He’ll be in the middle of a bit, and it’s a great bit, but he interrupts himself with the nugget of an even better bit. Tim races against himself. ❤
Imagine the scene, a huge terrorist attack (CIA false flag he is aware of already) just happened in the US, and journalists are waiting for Sec. Dillon to come and make the first announcement. He comes in, a line of twinkies following behind, his pants are undone and he has that smile of satisfaction on his face. "Ladies and gentlemen... *zip pants*...what do you want me to say? Yes, or yes? Life in the Big City folks. Life in the big city" *Leaves doing his signature golf swing meme*
I'm sure rogans already asked him to come regularly. Tim likes to rant to a producer who just laughs at the funny stuff, he feeds on it and it leads him to his best rants. I don't think Tim would agree to do another pod regularly
@@MikeOxlong1027it wouldn’t be as good. I actually never know who the next guest will be or when. I love Being surprised. There is always such a thing as too much of a good thing
@@MikeOxlong1027 Thia is true. I have trouble listening to his podcast when he’s alone. I feel like he needs someone to feed off of and respond to. I don’t know. I think if he was on Rogan once a week, it wouldn’t be as good. That’s just me tho
@@RyanWilliamsRUclipsyeah I’m sure you didn’t read it prior to making the exact same statement, you wouldn’t copy a comment just for likes now would you? 😂😂😂
I’ll never forget in 2020 when my neighbor lost their restaurant business by being forced to close but McDonalds was allowed to stay open 35 feet away…when they tried to do take away the PA health department fined them.
Fucking crazy and sad. Thess people in government lots of them unelected beaurocrats, are making the laws and only give a shit about big corporations. There is something far more nefarious that is in the works for oir country planned by these people.
Seeing a movie where Tim Dillon plays Theo’s older brother while they both heroically navigate an end of the world scenario is my number one cinematic dream.
I really miss being an Uber driver here in Las Vegas sometimes. I did it full-time in 2020 and 2021. I made between 8k and 10k a month due to the shortage of drivers. I met so many cool and interesting people from all over the world. The driving in combination with the constant new human connection really helped me mentally. I was going through a very bad divorce at that time as well as dealing with PTSD from the military. Uber allowed me to cash flow the divorce and pay off some bills. It was also nice focusing on helping people. I was consistently in the top 10% of drivers in the city. I always kept my car clean and smelling good. I look forward to one day being in a position where I can completely leave my 9 to 5 career and step into an entirely new and completely independent chapter of my life.
yeah tims up there, but i missed alot the last few years, i only started listening again when he came back to utoob, i hated spotify, only went there and watched the big shows when i heard chatter , i hate utoob too, but not much other choice... i already am invaded by googool so utoob really makes no difference
@@markonino12no. He says things that are real in a satirical way. You can laugh at the hellscape that’s surrounding you. Otherwise depression and anxiety and the dying want/need to die floods the brain. Life in the Big City
Have you ever felt that someone’s appearance or the value of their accessories affected your perception of their professional capabilities or intentions? Can you share a specific example?
My kid did jr and senior year high school on line. I watched her struggle. My long time journeyman electrician partner was basically her algebra teacher and I did my best with the other subjects. The day she walked for her diploma I cried because I had a whole other level of respect for her. Thank God that kids are so resilient. ☮️
Tim Dillon…. One of the very few voices out there that gets the big picture and makes me laugh at the insanity of it all. I’ve been turning my friends and family, (on the right and the left) on to him since his first appearance with Joe!
@@michaelturley8222 Those are filler episodes, people Joe calls whenever he hasn't got a booking or a guest drops out. As it turns out, filler episodes are often the best.
@@franciskeys9810 I’m just replying to your loser comment but nice job being wrong yet again. It’s inspirational how much you get done with that small level of intellect
FAST AND FURIOUS :) ISIS UPRISING :) BENGHAZI ATTACK :) US RACIAL RELATIONS :) WALL STREET PARDONS :) UKRAINE MAIDAN COUP :) HAITI EARTHQUAKE AFTERMATH :) 50,000$ HOTDOGS :) SAUDI COVERUPS :) SYRIAN GAS ATTACK :) US MASS SHOOTINGS :) FLINT WATER DEBACLE :) Just to name a few :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
@@roar4393 He didn't. He didn't even come close. Obama boasted a 90%+ casualty rate and dropped more than multiple other presidents combined. Not to mention the coups he fostered across the world.
Those glasses are actually pretty much clear, my boss just had that procedure done like three months ago. They look more like a pair of safety glasses.
Almost every American is thinner, funnier and less gay than Bert tho'. Schaub is sometimes funnier that Bert and you basically have to be a whale 🐳 to be fatter, only tony is gayer than Bert.
Not a running list of all good comedians who have good podcast and comedy career, those all deserve their success and the more that is coming. My comment and opinion is encompassing of factors beyond two qualifications metrics- apologies for the overt confusion.
This is such a played out comment. Even when it doesn't make sense for the episode someone will always say it just because they need gratification from something in their miserable life. It's sad.
For those who overcome the church I will give you to eat of the hidden manna. Ok. Manna is bread from heaven. Apocrypha means hidden. So jesus has given and we need to overcome the church then we eat. If we accept that the Apocrypha is inspired by God and let him be true and every man a liar. Check the guide book for the elect
35:24 Irish were very hard-working laborers and they brought a lot of craftsmanship skills with them. Carpentry, masonry, farming and they played a major role in building this country with their own hands, backs, blood, sweat and tears.
There is an Italian guy in these comments that lists so much stuff and god bless us, the irish. Unironically claiming we figured out how to copy what other people already invented
Have you ever regretted embracing the mullet due to the emotional toll it might have taken on you? Can you recount a particular moment that felt especially isolating or painful?
@@darkuncle77as a guy who had a mullet throughout the first part of Covid… it gave me the balls to give the mask Nazis the middle finger and chicks loved it
Daily reminder that Timmy needs his own GTA6 radio show
Theyd make bank if he did current updates during online play. Imagine hearing the current news with his spin while you're playing.😂😂
Gay
@@Slade-6what's straight then?
@@Slade-6True. I think he is gay? Nothing wrong with that 😉
Best idea I’ve heard in a long time lol
Tim Dillon, the only man who can sell you a subprime mortgage and give Joe Rogan advice
And you'll thank him for it 😂
Fake Business!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment ever lol
I wish him well.
*Tee-off*
I've got this podcast stored on a flash drive, wrapped in aluminum foil, and stored in an old microwave for future civilizations to listen to.
Bold of you to assume white people will survive.
😂
You will tell the story of our people.
I recorded it on cassette for when we are nuked back to the 80s
So you memorized it?
Their chemistry together it's unbelievable
I think they both bring the best out of each other
Tim has to be the only man to claim he’s gay I don’t believe.
Gotta see for yourself huh?
Is it because you're gay? Because he has a pretty obvious gay voice
😂😂
😂 probably loads of em u just don't know there gay
@@TheJobberjonno you’re just gay and closeted. Tom is straight but pretends to be gay. Big difference femboy
joe could have tim on every single day for the next 20 years and id tune into every episode
You mean you’d listen if they had a podcast together?
Absolutely
With Tim gaining 5-10 pounds and Joe’s neck veins popping slightly more each pod.
@@BarracusObamusdmt elves bro
Heartily agree. But I'd settle for once a week!
Tim Dillon is what happens when Alex Jones drinks the gay frog water
Be original
@@MrSlayerboy99lol your name begs to differ
Bahahaahaha
@@MrSlayerboy99 frog Jones gay Alex water Tim what the drinks
@@microchrist6122bout had an aneurysm trying to read this
For all of the silliness and joking, I still come away from a podcast like this feeling like I've learned so much more than I could ever learn from listening to the news.
JR keeps its 💯 when Timmy D is on
@ least when it comes to selection f7@#9
What does that say about you?
@@samsonsimpson9282that they question main stream media ??
lol what does that comment say about you ?
@@samsonsimpson9282 that they have at least an ounce of critical thinking skills. Any other questions?
@@samsonsimpson9282 cheating on breadtube again?
"if you train for the navy seals, some people drown" lol...
Perfect timing on that pause afterwards, it MAKES the joke! 😂
Tim is a master-level malcontent. Always delivers 💯
Is he really gay...don't see or hear it
@@jodystephenson6306go undercover and find out for us.
@InDough1 dare i say he himself finds contentment in expressing that apparent malcontent, which is in fact, next level social and psychological analysis and commentary, cloaked in a manner which is coy and leading, palatable and inoffensive to peoples own ignorance and pride. He reverse engineers, back and forth dialogue, like a fox. Master, indeed!
There are few things greater in life than a rant from Aunt Timothy.
PRIDE in the HIDE !!!
Amen!
Life in the big city
Uncle Joey's are number one
@@clint81 Uncle Joey's stories yes, no doubt. But random off the cuff riffing and ranting I'd have to go with Tim, especially about politics and culture stuff.
“Spring break is the Straight Pride Parade” 🤣
I’m using that from now on
"if you miss the window, just double down on the lie. Happy pride. "
This is so spot on
FACTS
You know what I love about Tim Dillon? He’ll be in the middle of a bit, and it’s a great bit, but he interrupts himself with the nugget of an even better bit. Tim races against himself. ❤
Theres always multiple layers on Dillons shit lol i love it too
This is what makes him so hard to describe to others. But once they listen for 45 mins of non stop Dillon…. How could you not laugh
@@AMGra-j6iI have been crying laughing to him for the last 2 days since discovering him.
It’s a crime against humanity that this is under 3 hours
Oy Vey!
I would have listened for 5+ hours to be honest
Truly.
Joe has to shut it down early when the guest are more funny than him
It’s crazy, Tim should just start his own podcast.
Tim dillion for press secretary
Holy shit. Imagine?!
Please God
Imagine the scene, a huge terrorist attack (CIA false flag he is aware of already) just happened in the US, and journalists are waiting for Sec. Dillon to come and make the first announcement.
He comes in, a line of twinkies following behind, his pants are undone and he has that smile of satisfaction on his face.
"Ladies and gentlemen... *zip pants*...what do you want me to say? Yes, or yes? Life in the Big City folks. Life in the big city"
*Leaves doing his signature golf swing meme*
*braaaaaaap* @@FrenchCanadianGuy
I don't know. I think you have to be so full of shit to be a press secretary. At least that's the norm lol
J: "You're deep in the conspiracy world."
T: "Well im deep in the truth."
BINGO
Justin
Timberlake
Strikes again
They’re both deep inside Trump’s cheeks.
They are so close to identifying the actual source of the issues yet they always miss it. Dillon is getting closer though.
Read this comment right as he was saying it. crazy
I could easily watch a 4 hour podcast with just Tim and Joe again
JR keeps its 💯 when Timmy D is on
@ least when it comes to selection f7@#9
I just wish they spent more effort on solutions
Id love to see him debate Terrance Howard lol. He'd troll so hard. I bet he could even gaslight Terrance into believing something entirely different.
@@KCTroyeryou want comedians to solve the worlds issues?
@@Bobin10101 anyone with voice can develop momentum for change. Check out the Jordan Peterson talk with Elon Musk. Many solutions are mentioned.
At this point i get my news from comedians and i laugh at politicians
Damn!! Great one. I need the T-shirt AND that Bumper sticker!! 🙌 It's SERIOUSLY So freaking true
@@LadyDemo what a time we live in lol
Facts
JR keeps its 💯 when Timmy D is on
@ least when it comes to selection f7@#9
@@LadyDemo You haven’t heard that before ?
Thats mighty stupid of you.
Tim Dillon would be everybody's favorite high-school history teacher if he pursued education
He'd make a better cafeteria worker with a hairnet and smoking cigs in the back lol
He would just bullshit and teach nothing.
The guy is full of crap.
@@TonyMarselle😂
@@TonyMarsellewho hurt you?
9/11 a closer look
“We’re close to a WW3, guys Let’s pull it back, let’s have a summer here”😂😂
Tim dillions take on Campus protests is the most beautifully emphatic thing i have heard in years. This guy😂
And having to go bc he has to get his breakfast order in was peak Timothy.
"You can read braille through them" Rare Joe Rogan A tier joke.
I’ll give Joe that one forsure, that joke got me.
joes unfunnyness is possibly the funniest thing about him
Yoga pants so tight it's wiping her pancreas. - Andrew Dice Clay
Danskins😊
More of an observation that a joke.
Joe and Tim look like two DJs for the Florida Seniors Halloween Dance….
Tim looks just like this one big goomba ive been seeing on YT Shorts, John Alite i think is his name
😂
😂😂😂
He looks like the kinda guy to own a doghouse
@@speedrob u smell like a doghouse
Tim Dillon should be a weekly guest
One time per month
I'm sure rogans already asked him to come regularly. Tim likes to rant to a producer who just laughs at the funny stuff, he feeds on it and it leads him to his best rants. I don't think Tim would agree to do another pod regularly
@@MikeOxlong1027it wouldn’t be as good. I actually never know who the next guest will be or when. I love Being surprised. There is always such a thing as too much of a good thing
@@douglasschmidt2869 Tim's rants have never gotten old, they're never as good with someone else on the pod though. he's a lone gay wolf
@@MikeOxlong1027 Thia is true. I have trouble listening to his podcast when he’s alone. I feel like he needs someone to feed off of and respond to. I don’t know. I think if he was on Rogan once a week, it wouldn’t be as good. That’s just me tho
Tim Dillon is the only comedian guest who’s jokes don’t fly over Joe‘s head
No they definitely do.
Nice to see Joe laughing at jokes 😂
Or you know. Joe doesnt find his type of humour that funny while acknowledging there are a lot of people who do.
Ohhh…. a lot of them still do
JR keeps its 💯 when Timmy D is on
@ least when it comes to selection f7@#9
Wouldnt be gay pride month without tim dillon
Hrs straight now though lol
@@sonnylambert4893false.
Shut up
@@sonnylambert4893 Oh! Maybe that's what he means by ex-gay crack addict...
Dude confuses me , i thought he was married to a woman?
"Have you lost weight?" "No, it must be my ginormous sunglasses."
The shades made this 100X better 😂
what's special about those shades
@@mojo2968 They hide Tim's cartoonishly dilated pupils
@@mojo2968they let you read braille
For real. Vibe is everything.
When the camera panned to Joe with his sunglasses on, I lost it. 🤣
Those glasses look like a "As Seen on TV" offer from 3am
Friendly reminder that Tim Dillon needs to be on the GTA6 radio.
Commented this then scrolled down and there’s nearly the exact same comment.😅
😂 but I heard Joe is actually going to be on there
@@RyanWilliamsRUclipsyeah I’m sure you didn’t read it prior to making the exact same statement, you wouldn’t copy a comment just for likes now would you? 😂😂😂
You're gay
I’d NEVER get anything done, playing that game listening to The Tim Dillon Show on GTA6. 😂
I’ll never forget in 2020 when my neighbor lost their restaurant business by being forced to close but McDonalds was allowed to stay open 35 feet away…when they tried to do take away the PA health department fined them.
That's how you get KillDozer.
Fucking crazy and sad. Thess people in government lots of them unelected beaurocrats, are making the laws and only give a shit about big corporations. There is something far more nefarious that is in the works for oir country planned by these people.
we all saw and remember. the gov will need our help one day and we will sit there arms crossed and refuse.
@@MrCashewkittyyou almost wish someone would
Yeah all that because of a virus that was accidentally leaked in Wuhan.
Joe, it’s time for Alex Jones.
Tim and Alex at the same time
Alex would be crazy to go on JRE in his legal situation
It's so long overdue
Bravo, Tim and AJ.
Ngl the Alex Jones bit has aged like milk
Dillion and Rogan compliment each other well. Dillon makes you laugh with every joke and Rogan makes you stop laughing so you can hear the next joke.
Tim always gets me with the “that’s not ideal” 😂
Tim Dillon is the chosen one of podcasting
Tim & Matt McCusker are podcast legends
Redbar is watching
@@stuartmccormick3977beat me to it. Good man
The Great Usurper
He's Jewish, Tim Dillion?
Seeing a movie where Tim Dillon plays Theo’s older brother while they both heroically navigate an end of the world scenario is my number one cinematic dream.
Wow, you're so interesting!
Say no more
someone needs to make this happen
Is there anyone out there bored and bold enough to do this? Let's make this happen.
this is dope you gotta make it happen
Joe needs to do his old Italian guy bit more often 😂😂
Yeah the classic,Andrew Dice Clay bit He nailed it!
Those side guards on his glasses really sell the bit
Joe-“ I don’t know enough to comment”
Tim-“well… that should never limit any of us”
😂😂😂
1:20:40
Lol 😂 Joe missed it
Went right over Joe's head 😂😂
The funniest beef ever - Tim Dillon vs Emma Stone LMAO😂😂
Couldn't cut the sexual tension with a plasma torch.
@@jamesbael6255lolll
What time stamp do they talk about that?
@@SilentSage777 I'm at 01:56 and nothing yet. I'll let u know when I finish it
@@CheddarGoblin234 i'm at 57:00 and still nothing yet. I'll lyk
Joe: The whole thing is slippery
Tim: Real slippery
Hahaha
Brendan Schaub: The slipperiest
Someone pin this comment
I really miss being an Uber driver here in Las Vegas sometimes. I did it full-time in 2020 and 2021. I made between 8k and 10k a month due to the shortage of drivers. I met so many cool and interesting people from all over the world. The driving in combination with the constant new human connection really helped me mentally. I was going through a very bad divorce at that time as well as dealing with PTSD from the military. Uber allowed me to cash flow the divorce and pay off some bills. It was also nice focusing on helping people. I was consistently in the top 10% of drivers in the city. I always kept my car clean and smelling good. I look forward to one day being in a position where I can completely leave my 9 to 5 career and step into an entirely new and completely independent chapter of my life.
Wishing you all the best
You can do it!!
Feel the same way, did it in Phoenix from 2016-2020. You took the words right out of my mouth! …
Thank you Uber PR team, very cool!
I wish you luck on achieving it
Tim dillon bringing up Seinfeld multiple times before the 5 minute mark because he knows Joe doesn't like him 😂🤣🤣
Tim Dillon is hilarious. Probably my favorite regular.
Him and Duncan Trussell for me.
@@KillerKingTy23 Love Duncan pods, always nothing but good vibes.
yeah tims up there, but i missed alot the last few years, i only started listening again when he came back to utoob, i hated spotify, only went there and watched the big shows when i heard chatter , i hate utoob too, but not much other choice... i already am invaded by googool so utoob really makes no difference
U think what he's saying is a joke?
@@markonino12no. He says things that are real in a satirical way. You can laugh at the hellscape that’s surrounding you. Otherwise depression and anxiety and the dying want/need to die floods the brain.
Life in the Big City
Tim was the only man that could make me watch an episode of impulsive, that’s how good he is
That was like 3 or 4 years ago. You sure that’s not when you learned who he was while you were watching Impaulsive?
@@eda2341_Eww I can hear your nasally, squeaky voice through your dorky comment 🤢😐🤢😐
Why are you thinking about impulsive?
You mean ImPAULsive?
@@eda2341_???
Littlefinger said it best, “Chaos is a ladder”
....then he got fooled by like a 16yr old and her big sis.
Ugh... everything after season 4 never happened lol
@@tidepride86 I agree lol. And ironically he was fooled when Sansa finally started listening to his advice!
2 diplomats resolving international conflicts while wearing 500 thousand dollar sunglasses.
Those sunglasses cost $800,000.
Have you ever felt that someone’s appearance or the value of their accessories affected your perception of their professional capabilities or intentions? Can you share a specific example?
@@darkuncle77 for example, boasting flashy luxury accessories always means you suck as a human being. That's just science.
Those sunglasses were in the car when Princess Diana was killed by the Saudis.
I've watched this whole thing already
I watched twice.
Stole my flow
Godspeed
In 2 minutes
Same.
My baby boy was born today, and Tim Dillon is on Rogan.... it was meant to be
congratulations
Did you name him Tim?
Congrats!
#Priorities
You have to name him Tim now.
My absolute favorite jre pods, the humor of these two is a match made in heaven
Its a real knife fight out there
Life in the Big City
Fake buisness ❤
That's what being an American means to me.
Tim Dillon is the oracle of our time.
I like the fact that Tim is one of the few people Joe does not interrupt.
They need to get the psyop out there.
Because there's always gold at the end of Tim's rants.
Just dont clean it if you're paying for the cleaner then... its not the end of the world.
Terrance? Helloooooooo
@@sadsadasdsadasdsadas lol
When the camera panned to Joe with his designer glasses on. I lost it 🤣
I'm grieving over the loss of my beloved dog, my boy, my companion, my best friend. THIS helps ease the pain.
🎉
Sorry bro. Sending good vibes.
Take care brother
lossing a good dog is worse than a human any more
Two shady queens coming together for two hours like hens in a hen house
rofl. well done
Squawking birds
2 hours 22 minutes and 58 seconds. Getitright bud
😂👏
@@SilencedLamb69what about the time of talking before they go live?
Tim Dillon a national treasure. I wish him well.
This was such an awesome episode. Dillon "killllleeed!". Such a fluent communicator, and so funny.
Tim, on any show, is an instant watch for me. Tim is a killer. One of the best doing it right now.
Besides Alexa, Siri ,Bixby and whatever the others are called there should finally be a voice assistant called Jamie.
“Jamie pull that up” > “Hey Siri”
Young Jamie, as it were.
👁️ like it
This was great. Tim has a way of communicating the evil and corruption in a way that doesnt make people spiral into depression as they hear all of it.
Cause its all a joke and when your laughing you cant be crying
My kid did jr and senior year high school on line. I watched her struggle. My long time journeyman electrician partner was basically her algebra teacher and I did my best with the other subjects. The day she walked for her diploma I cried because I had a whole other level of respect for her. Thank God that kids are so resilient. ☮️
This dude is actually funny. Unlike 99% of the other comedians who come on here.
Yes. I need a good rant from Tim about the Boomers and how f*cked we all are because of them.
The best.
What time?
wha wha wha wha wha wha
It's not because of us, it's in spite of you 😂😂
The boomer subject was a lot funnier when George Carlin used to talk about it
Tim doesn’t appreciate the Yoga pants like Joe 😂😂😂
Tim Dillon…. One of the very few voices out there that gets the big picture and makes me laugh at the insanity of it all.
I’ve been turning my friends and family, (on the right and the left) on to him since his first appearance with Joe!
In Tim's past life he was ballroom gown salesmen.
Hahaha
Now he just wears them in the privacy of his own home
Hilarious
Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Cringe
@@Rocky_Burritoall your past comments are negative
@@Rocky_Burritoall your past comments are negative
@@Rocky_Burritoyou're whipped like that cream in your pfp
@@Rocky_Burritoall your past comments are negative
Tim Dillon one of the only guests I’ll tune in for anymore
I wish he would put out a new special
I’m literally doing door dash listening to this right now… enjoying my life lol
I can't pass the background check 😂
"FATTY-BOOM-BATTY!" is my favorite thing Tim says. I still listen to his rant about the New Hampshire Diaper Spa that got shut down 😂
My husband's name is Matt and I've called him Matty Boom Batty for 20 years. 🤣😂
Tim the best recurring rogan guest
He and Duncan Trussell. Both are a must-watch anytime they’re on
Joey Diaz and Duncan were the og recurs
I consider Alex Jones reoccurring. 3 or more appearances is reoccurring.
@@videochemistbut REAL reoccurrings are people with at least 10 in the last 5 years
@@michaelturley8222
Those are filler episodes, people Joe calls whenever he hasn't got a booking or a guest drops out. As it turns out, filler episodes are often the best.
Air Bnbs suck. You have to pay a cleaning fee AND clean the house before you leave.
I wonder if it's occurred to you that it's your own fault that you know that.
@@franciskeys9810I wonder if it’s occurred to you that you aren’t half as smart or interesting as you think
@@jonbarron8049 Sounds a little weird internet stalker buddy. Have a great day!
and deal with a lesbian without furniture for humans
@@franciskeys9810 I’m just replying to your loser comment but nice job being wrong yet again. It’s inspirational how much you get done with that small level of intellect
These guys are so good together. Tim cracks me up and love to sit and talk to him for an entire day. Not only is ha funny, but informative!!!
I remember when Obama approved the most drone strikes ever.. I don't remember the tan suit 😅
Yeah Obama had a laundry list of crimes. The effects of his failed presidency will be felt for generations.
FAST AND FURIOUS :)
ISIS UPRISING :)
BENGHAZI ATTACK :)
US RACIAL RELATIONS :)
WALL STREET PARDONS :)
UKRAINE MAIDAN COUP :)
HAITI EARTHQUAKE AFTERMATH :)
50,000$ HOTDOGS :)
SAUDI COVERUPS :)
SYRIAN GAS ATTACK :)
US MASS SHOOTINGS :)
FLINT WATER DEBACLE :)
Just to name a few :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Trump approved even more than Obama… and banned the reporting of civilian casualties from the drone strikes. 😮
Look it up.
Trump beat had to have that record! 😅
The tan suit was a whole week of content for fox.
@@roar4393 He didn't. He didn't even come close. Obama boasted a 90%+ casualty rate and dropped more than multiple other presidents combined. Not to mention the coups he fostered across the world.
Those are sunglasses your mom got after cataract surgury
Omfg I couldn’t think of what they reminded of but that’s it 😂
Those glasses are actually pretty much clear, my boss just had that procedure done like three months ago. They look more like a pair of safety glasses.
what's special about those shades they're wearing
Blue Blockers I believe is what they were called.
@@mojo2968those glasses make you become a hugely successful podcaster.
As you guys say it, I'm driving a delivery truck, smoking a cigarette, listening to a dark podcast😂😂
Delivery drivers that listen to joe and Tim unite !
Amazon?
Joe- its getting old listening to two comedians talk politics for 2 hours. Best show of all time. Constructive comment. Love you.
“In the gym wearing outfits you could read braille through” - the funniest thing Joe has ever said.
Joe was on this episode. It's the glasses.
Agreed. He was firing the first bit there
This drops right before I get on an eight hour flight. WINNING.
I hate long flights. Long live the podcast!
It's a gift from Jesus above
Safe flight ✈️
Listen at -0.25x speed and it’ll last the whole flight. Hope you have a safe trip
Lucky lucky haha
The new dancing with the devil will be “lunch with Harvey “😂
Walling off Hollywood and calling it Jurassic Park for predators 😂😂😂😂 that cracked me up so much
The smile that came across my face seeing this pod pop up! Love Tim. 🙌It’s like Christmas morning 😂
I could listen to Tim talk for hours
The reflection of the neon shroom in Tim’s glasses is priceless 😂
I think it’s a mothership beaming down… but either way it’s hilarious haha
UFO 🙂
Tim in this episode was the most anyone has pushed back on Joe in a while. The pig knows that it’s his time
I love Tim Dillon. He's like a thinner, funnier, and less gay Bert Kreischer.
That’s almost disrespectful to put them in the same sentence
Almost every American is thinner, funnier and less gay than Bert tho'. Schaub is sometimes funnier that Bert and you basically have to be a whale 🐳 to be fatter, only tony is gayer than Bert.
The Gay Machine
???????
It might actually be funny if he took his shirt off though!
JR: "What did my people (Italians) do apart from food.." Well, here's a list: Aqueducts, Concrete, Roman Roads, Ballet, Musical Alphabet, Newspaper, Calendar, Roman Numerals, Perspective in Art, Violin, Thermometer, Barometer, Piano, Electric Battery, Opera, Galvanometer, Pendulum Clock, Radio, Helicopter, Space Frame Structure, Typewriter, Espresso Machine, Eyeglasses, Anemometer, Archimedean Screw, Hydraulic Press, Diving Suit, Parachute, Scissors, Viola, Clarinet, Mezzotint, Polyphonic Music, Banking System, Double-Entry Bookkeeping, Dome Construction, Firefighting, Art Restoration, Public Library, Botanical Gardens, Anatomy Studies, Geothermal Energy, Hydraulic Engineering, Printing Press Improvements, Geographical Maps, Commedia dell'Arte, Telescope, Crankshaft, Flushing Toilet, Armillary Sphere, Hydraulic Organ, Seismograph, Lens Grinding, Watermill, Concrete Domes, Central Heating, Roman Baths, Vaulted Ceilings, Trireme, Mosaics, University, Ornithopter, Clockwork Mechanisms, Catapult, Frescos, Roman Law, Senate, Piazzas, Streetscaping, Bank, Gondola, Renaissance Sculpture, Humanism, Polyphonic Choral Music, Sonnet, Treatise on Painting, Aqueducts, Chiaroscuro, Machiavellianism, Opera Houses, Venetian Glass, Roman Arches, Baroque, Futurism, Fascism
Now you're just showing off😅
I love how fascism is thrown in at the end
Romans* Italians have pasta, and losing wars 😂
Don't forget motorsports. Especially motorcycles!!
@@FrackaLacka What's wrong with it
Wow, Rogan was really committed. He left his shades on throughout the whole podcast.
He's obviously High on this one.
Spoiler Alert!
I think he really liked them that much.
what's special about those shades
He just didn't want to look at Tim
The best parts of a Tim Dillon podcast are when his voice goes high-pitch; you know the next thing he says is good.
The only other comedian+ podcast host who deserves Rogan level success… TIM DILLON.
Alex Jones is smashing his desk right now
I dunno, Theo Von delivers too.
And Jimmy Carr and Tony hinchcliffe
You forgot Shane Gillis
Not a running list of all good comedians who have good podcast and comedy career, those all deserve their success and the more that is coming. My comment and opinion is encompassing of factors beyond two qualifications metrics- apologies for the overt confusion.
So nice of Tim to invite Joe on his podcast.
Hahaaa
This made me laugh out loud fr
They had a pretty even back and forth conversation... this was nowhere near joe talking non stop with Tulsi
This is such a played out comment. Even when it doesn't make sense for the episode someone will always say it just because they need gratification from something in their miserable life. It's sad.
@@TheSnowMan-cy9tulol “miserable life” yet here you are being a turd.
Black rock, State street, Tim Dillon, the powers that run America.
The Dark Trifecta.
2:02:58 : close call Joe predicting the future
I saw the guest and immediately said "Oh no."🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Tim is a goat. The gayest goat. And we love him.
W
For those who overcome the church I will give you to eat of the hidden manna. Ok. Manna is bread from heaven. Apocrypha means hidden. So jesus has given and we need to overcome the church then we eat. If we accept that the Apocrypha is inspired by God and let him be true and every man a liar.
Check the guide book for the elect
@@Photikdude, there has never been a gayer, fatter goat than Timothy
"Mousey guys" is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol “That I could kill like, instantly” 25:48
Thats most of yall
David Spade came to mind right away.
@Shovelman220 it's spelled "Smith" 🤣
You can’t read the room any worse than asking Tim Dillon if he remembers Brian Bosworth.
What ??
@@TheKingWhoWins 🌈
Tim doesn't know 80's NFL lore 😢
Remember right before Diane Feinstein passed last year they were whispering in her ear to say NO because she was so far gone. Insane we allow this
35:24
Irish were very hard-working laborers and they brought a lot of craftsmanship skills with them. Carpentry, masonry, farming and they played a major role in building this country with their own hands, backs, blood, sweat and tears.
Were they paid for it?
@@matttate920
Very little.
There is an Italian guy in these comments that lists so much stuff and god bless us, the irish. Unironically claiming we figured out how to copy what other people already invented
@@-joe-davidsonbut did they get paid for the work? Yes then they got paid.
Reparations. 100% tax by colonists. No America without melanin! Still not happening though 🤔
The mullet never left Australia
Have you ever regretted embracing the mullet due to the emotional toll it might have taken on you? Can you recount a particular moment that felt especially isolating or painful?
@@darkuncle77as a guy who had a mullet throughout the first part of Covid… it gave me the balls to give the mask Nazis the middle finger and chicks loved it
Tim look like the type of guy to smoke Tony like a cigarette.
He puts a cigar in Tonys mouth and rips it from his you know what
LMFAO
That's hilarious!
I love it when Joe educates his younger guest on Generation X Coolness. "The Boz"...wow have not seen or thought of him in ages!