The Insane Scooter for European Executives: Suzuki Burgman 650

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 3 года назад +4104

    Ryan: here's a thing
    Me: I hate it
    Ryan: here's why you love it.
    Me: I love it
    Ryan: you can't have it, it's gone forever

    • @fancyyahoo
      @fancyyahoo 3 года назад +159

      Me: screams internally in a demonic way while maintaining a neutral facial expression.

    • @Evo92r
      @Evo92r 3 года назад +10

      lmao

    • @sunilsipun9799
      @sunilsipun9799 3 года назад +6

      what happen at the end

    • @confusedredditor1660
      @confusedredditor1660 3 года назад +1

      xD

    • @jamescrane3086
      @jamescrane3086 2 года назад +31

      Now, if they would just let him showcase it for them from the beginning, they wouldn't need to discontinue it.

  • @juststeve5542
    @juststeve5542 3 года назад +2871

    Ryan shopping: "Honestly, it's a prop for a video we're shooting"
    Shop assistant: "Yes sir, most of them are"
    Ryan: "NO! Not that sort of video!"

    • @gebeme11
      @gebeme11 3 года назад +249

      "Sure buddy. That's what they all say."

    • @Sj1bby
      @Sj1bby 3 года назад +142

      Do you really think he needed to buy this prop? Or was it in the top drawer all along 🤔

    • @FortNine
      @FortNine  3 года назад +1709

      Try submitting that receipt to your employer as a "work expense." It's currently pending approval. Will report back. ~RF9

    • @SwainixFPV
      @SwainixFPV 3 года назад +36

      Just leaving a comment to see if it gets approved

    • @tcrmn
      @tcrmn 3 года назад +19

      @@SwainixFPV I disapprove

  • @machupikachu1085
    @machupikachu1085 3 года назад +4979

    Can we all just appreciate how the 'prop' wasn't just a cheap gag? I literally LOL'd when it came back as a legitimate item used to explain CVT's. Well played Ryan, well played. This is next-level artistry.

    • @Cincy32
      @Cincy32 3 года назад +58

      I did too I was losing it I was laughing so hard 🤣

    • @tommydowning4463
      @tommydowning4463 3 года назад +32

      that was hilarious, pure genius!

    • @christianc3422
      @christianc3422 2 года назад +70

      His videos have no business being this good lol they’re awesome

    • @xedden2
      @xedden2 2 года назад +72

      No I have to buy this as a business expense. It's for a video...

    • @OnerousEthic
      @OnerousEthic 2 года назад

      Oh! THAT prop! 5:45 That looks like one of my favorite dildos!

  • @DoubleClutchAutoReviews
    @DoubleClutchAutoReviews 2 года назад +478

    Only Ryan can not only get away with, but utterly perfect explaining how a CVT transmission works with a buttplug.

    • @sevurueva5138
      @sevurueva5138 8 месяцев назад +17

      For elephants?

    • @OrdinaryLatvian
      @OrdinaryLatvian 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@sevurueva5138Let's just say there's some people out there who are very dedicated to their craft.

    • @parkersplace
      @parkersplace 7 месяцев назад

      @@sevurueva5138 no for humans...

  • @nunya_bidness-ic7cb
    @nunya_bidness-ic7cb 3 года назад +1102

    And now we will never be able to pay below market for a used Burgman, thanks a lot Ryan.

    • @jpizzaj
      @jpizzaj 3 года назад +44

      Not always, after he did the Pacific Coast I saw no change in the cost of those, sometimes wierd is wierd no matter how endearing it's made out to be. That said there's plenty of bikes I hope he never does because the value would for sure jump.

    • @luislaurencio
      @luislaurencio 3 года назад +28

      Yeah last time he increased the value of the gladius by 1.5k

    • @mrvwbug4423
      @mrvwbug4423 3 года назад +16

      @@luislaurencio Which is funny, because its resale was shit because of the looks, the Gladius actually rode better than the regular SV650. It's the same curse the Versys suffers from, the Versys 650 rides better than a Ninja 650 but are cheap as chips used because they are umm ... asthetically challenged.

    • @fatchracall1687
      @fatchracall1687 3 года назад +1

      @@jpizzaj *cough cough early Honda v4 bikes*

    • @jpizzaj
      @jpizzaj 3 года назад

      @@fatchracall1687 sssshhh, I'm still trying to find the perfect ST

  • @Hige-san
    @Hige-san 3 года назад +2603

    "It's a Suzuki Half-a-busa." Outstanding. It's things like this that make me love your videos. Oh, and the well thought out topics and education is a plus, too, I guess.

    • @aviqwerty100
      @aviqwerty100 3 года назад +7

      Half-a-Moosa!

    • @Flaggyt
      @Flaggyt 3 года назад +11

      The sv650 is called half a busa for over 2 decades, nice rock you were living under . :)

    • @colormesarge
      @colormesarge 3 года назад

      Props!

    • @KorySteele
      @KorySteele 3 года назад +11

      It is funny, but I'll admit unless you are on the BUSA forums you wouldn't know that's what we've been calling it for nearly 20 years now.

    • @joemann7971
      @joemann7971 3 года назад +8

      If it was called the Halfabusa, it would have sold great, especially if they slap a turbo on it.

  • @rjch3r
    @rjch3r 3 года назад +3275

    How FortNine consistently delivers masterpieces is going to be a case study someday.

    • @DraganBakema
      @DraganBakema 3 года назад +18

      Right?!

    • @WmSrite-pi8ck
      @WmSrite-pi8ck 3 года назад +57

      It's story-telling. Just story-telling. That's why you like it so much. They tell a story, with a beginning, a middle and an end. Humans like stories and if you can package something as a story we are biologically predisposed to consume it. Which is not to say that it's easy to tell a good story about a motor scooter. It isn't. But that's why we like these so much.

    • @rollypoli5570
      @rollypoli5570 3 года назад +9

      It’s because they take a month or two to make a video

    • @Alfa4
      @Alfa4 3 года назад +46

      @@WmSrite-pi8ck production quality, locations, props and costume, cinematography, music and sound design, and acting performance, it is much more than just story, but good story is a prerequisite.

    • @Alfa4
      @Alfa4 3 года назад +6

      ​@@rollypoli5570 I wish I could deliver the same value in two months or four to with a two-man show, dude If you can then should def do it, I would guess there is a market for a F9 2.0

  • @lifeonabike8691
    @lifeonabike8691 2 года назад +521

    One of the few channels i find myself rewatching old videos like an old tv show. These are just so well done, so much charisma and character.

    • @musawenkosimaphisa5126
      @musawenkosimaphisa5126 Год назад +5

      It's my third time watching this one

    • @ozmanbalfas2810
      @ozmanbalfas2810 Год назад

      its also my 3rd watching, after some years i come back
      @@musawenkosimaphisa5126

  • @gurkaochtomat
    @gurkaochtomat 3 года назад +744

    The acting is 10/10, directing and everything 10/10, its about time you guys get Zimmerman to make you a original soundtrack and we'll see you at the Oscars 2022

    • @youtubeaccount5153
      @youtubeaccount5153 3 года назад +26

      The Oscars, or any media awards show, would be step down for these guys.

    • @mauripekkarinen1
      @mauripekkarinen1 3 года назад +6

      I think you mean Zimmer but still a good point nonetheless.

    • @sensoryoverload673
      @sensoryoverload673 3 года назад +3

      @@mauripekkarinen1 Surely he means Joel Zimmerman ;)

    • @marcellucassen8033
      @marcellucassen8033 3 года назад +3

      It's so great I forgot what the video was about

    • @kossttb
      @kossttb 9 месяцев назад

      Facts!

  • @redfin382
    @redfin382 3 года назад +1452

    I love how every single video isn't just a video, it's a little story. Ryan is one of the most creative people on RUclips.

    • @scottamolinari
      @scottamolinari 2 года назад +11

      Agreed. His work is fantastic.

    • @ro_yo_mi
      @ro_yo_mi 2 года назад +7

      I don't even own or understand motorcycles, yet I come here because the entertainment is so good.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 2 года назад +5

      @@ro_yo_mi
      He's halfway to making be a motorbike fan, lmao.

  • @jamesraynor1590
    @jamesraynor1590 3 года назад +379

    Only these guys can “extract” the deep nostalgic melancholy of the unimpressive days of riding a failed scooter, emotional rollercoaster of remembering the awesome mundane… anyone with any relatable memory is in tears… absolute masterpiece guys, bravo…

    • @kitko33
      @kitko33 3 года назад +17

      I wouldn't call it a failed scooter. It sold reasonably well in Europe along Yamaha T-max, Honda Silverwing, KYMCO AK 550, or Aprilia SRV 850. Aprilia actually made a motorcycle version of SRV, called it Mana - which looked like a motorcycle but used a scooter engine and a CVT. Saw them regularly in Paris and London. Sure, 400 cc versions were more popular but flagships usually don't lead the sales charts.

    • @submissions72
      @submissions72 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @closer02001
      @closer02001 3 года назад +1

      @@kitko33 Also BMW C650 GT/Sport. Which was discontinued in the U.S. 2020.

    • @SirNarax
      @SirNarax 3 года назад +1

      @@kitko33 Didn't do well enough in Europe to spare it from the axe.

  • @johndangelo2039
    @johndangelo2039 3 года назад +930

    Two things can’t be overstated- how much I enjoyed this video and how much I love my 2018 Burgman Exec. I’m fully aware of all the ‘baggage’ that goes with riding a scooter (my Ducati-snob brother never misses an opportunity to remind me it’s not a motorcycle). But every ride is immensely enjoyable- from the scoot to the CVS to the long 2-hour hauls with some speed mixed in. Thanks for making this video.

    • @cosiabuffo8527
      @cosiabuffo8527 3 года назад +74

      Yeah I too drive a scooter, {a 150 cc Velvet} and a friend of mine with a 900 Vn keeps joking on my "mOtOrCyClE".
      My km rating this year: 2500
      His: less than 100
      Keep on the dream, mate! 💪

    • @djdj500dr
      @djdj500dr 2 года назад +25

      It's definitely a motorcycle 🙂

    • @peteleivo2247
      @peteleivo2247 2 года назад +13

      @@cosiabuffo8527 Hell, I rode an Xmax 125 for over 7000 km in the last two summers. That's with several over 6-hour nearly straight on roadtrips, and while driving several other bikes on the side, my own bikes, because the Xmax is the family A1 loaner/workhorse. I have to rebuild the forks and replace pads now, and did a water pump and topend gaskets in the fall due to coolant in the oil, otherwise decent and reliable, a bit of a pain to work on.

    • @michaelscott356
      @michaelscott356 2 года назад +4

      Go ahead, rub it in! (that WE can't lay our hands on one!)

    • @peteleivo2247
      @peteleivo2247 2 года назад +3

      @@michaelscott356 Oh I will :D
      But really, the Xmax is slow, has shitty handling and is a pain to service.
      The only redeeming qualities are the ease of driving and the comfort.

  • @DailyMotor
    @DailyMotor 3 года назад +1548

    Everyone: Can you review the R7?
    Ryan: Burgman.
    Everyone: Thanks, may I have another?

    • @defylifeadventure
      @defylifeadventure 3 года назад +30

      I still find it strange they did the Africa Twin, Yamaha T700, BMW F850gs yet completely ignored the 790/890 Adventure despite there being one sitting in the 'studio' in a previous video. I was looking forward to some KTM jokes.

    • @M3rover
      @M3rover 3 года назад

      @@defylifeadventure ruclips.net/video/sgGU3GYx9Qg/видео.html

    • @akmzd6938
      @akmzd6938 2 года назад +9

      I can't believe I'm writing this, but now I want to know more about scooters. Silver Wing at some point?

  • @MajedTaib
    @MajedTaib 3 года назад +954

    Ryan has Clarkson's presenting style, May's knowledge and Hammond's passion for bikes.. this is perfect

    • @wojciechkosiorowski5008
      @wojciechkosiorowski5008 3 года назад +21

      Hands down the best description of his style 😁

    • @carryonpompei
      @carryonpompei 3 года назад +23

      @@wojciechkosiorowski5008 Ryan's script is far wittier than Clarkson.

    • @fredpinczuk7352
      @fredpinczuk7352 3 года назад +33

      Those three clowns are clumsy fools bouncing around each other nerves, the master puppet is Mr. Andy Wilman (Director and writer for top gear 2002-15 and Now Amazon Executive Director of the Grand Tour on Amazon). And Ryan's talent is all of them above.

    • @thepancakemann
      @thepancakemann 3 года назад

      @@fredpinczuk7352 amen

    • @Fallen608
      @Fallen608 2 года назад +9

      I'd really like Ryan to go big. The content on this channel is simply too good to be youtube.

  • @Senioritis012
    @Senioritis012 3 года назад +914

    Even at a 1.3M subs, this channel is massively underrated. So much thought and effort put into the cinematography of these videos

    • @jasper_of_puppets
      @jasper_of_puppets 3 года назад +9

      The opinion that things - that happen to have massive following, acclaim, and recognition - are underrated is OVERRATED.

    • @Senioritis012
      @Senioritis012 3 года назад +6

      @@jasper_of_puppets your face is overrated 🙄

    • @MahmudulHasan-nv4er
      @MahmudulHasan-nv4er 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 3 года назад +2

      jasper_of_puppets 1.3M is nowhere near the "massive following, acclaim and recognition" that this channel deserves to have. Shut up.

    • @Senioritis012
      @Senioritis012 3 года назад +2

      @@sinuslebastian6366 I edit videos myself, and I know for a fact, f9 videos are studio quality productions.

  • @wolfpackpete6408
    @wolfpackpete6408 3 года назад +209

    I must congratulate you. This is the finest scooter review ever made, and it will never be surpassed.

  • @someguyontheinternet7165
    @someguyontheinternet7165 3 года назад +1098

    The moment we've all been waiting for. The team that can make anything entertaining - FORTNINE!

    • @h2489-m2l
      @h2489-m2l 3 года назад +4

      Even maxi scooters which we hate!

    • @SpeakerMunkey
      @SpeakerMunkey 3 года назад +8

      I liked the video before I even watched it! lol!

    • @adrenalean5308
      @adrenalean5308 3 года назад +3

      @@h2489-m2l boy speak for yourself

    • @davem8836
      @davem8836 3 года назад +2

      @@adrenalean5308 Amen.

  • @mad-reaper
    @mad-reaper 3 года назад +497

    "The secret, as in most marriages, is forced compliance."

  • @tl2913
    @tl2913 3 года назад +706

    Hilarious - love the engineering explanation of the CVT with a "conical pulley and belt" visual aid!

    • @25aspooner
      @25aspooner 3 года назад +54

      Me too! Definitely a weird black traffic cone he had there!

    • @lirothen
      @lirothen 3 года назад +58

      What a lucky coincidence to have a second use for that! Now it's a business write off.

    • @WmSrite-pi8ck
      @WmSrite-pi8ck 3 года назад +14

      that's not actually a conical pulley. well, it is conical, but it's not a pulley.

    • @alelectric2767
      @alelectric2767 3 года назад +7

      Aka, a snowmobile on wheels.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 3 года назад +16

      @@WmSrite-pi8ck more of a pushy I think.

  • @wallymcguire2033
    @wallymcguire2033 2 года назад +154

    The creativity of composition in these videos is so good. He actually got me so emotionally invested in this beautiful scooter that I was crushed when he said it was discontinued! 😂
    Let’s all appreciate that Ryan went into an adult toy store and actually plopped that monster on the counter so that we could enjoy a fun joke.
    You’re the best.

  • @RegularCars
    @RegularCars 3 года назад +1859

    I want one now.

    • @WTGRacing
      @WTGRacing 3 года назад +156

      Better yet, you can get them in a color called Midnight BROWN

    • @laillahilaallah001
      @laillahilaallah001 3 года назад +90

      NOT A CAR

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад +44

      Get a Tmax! Tmax 500/530/560 and Burgman 650 both has frame mounted parallel twin engine with CVT and wet clutch. However, the Tmax is 100 lbs ligher than the Burgman 650 and has a nimble sporty ride with almost 50-50 weight distribution. People race them in Europe and do stunts with it! and has been the #1 premium scooter in Europe for over 20 years.
      Tmax is like the BMW 3 series of maxi-scooters, while the Burgman 650 is like a Toyota Sienna minivan. LOL ;)

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад +17

      BTW, I like your motorcycle reviews better. ;)

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering 3 года назад +5

      You can put some 20W50 oil in it, because the Internet told you so.

  • @Grandott
    @Grandott 3 года назад +701

    Only Fortnine can make me want to buy a scooter so badly.
    Also hat's off to you and your team, your production value keeps improving and improving.

    • @erik4798
      @erik4798 3 года назад +4

      Yes i agree. But I am confused, what is the message of this video?

    • @moneer7139
      @moneer7139 3 года назад +51

      @@erik4798 an amazing scooter discontinued because bad marketing

    • @paryudisaditya8845
      @paryudisaditya8845 3 года назад +14

      Scoots are actually fun

    • @billysgeo
      @billysgeo 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, the include 4 kilos of coke now 😮

    • @stopstalkingyouspookybastard
      @stopstalkingyouspookybastard 3 года назад +8

      btw in case you didnt know, fortnine is just two dudes. ryan and the camera guy

  • @eagle003
    @eagle003 3 года назад +423

    This honestly is the best motoring show on earth. I want 50min episodes every week!

    • @nicksokolis6343
      @nicksokolis6343 3 года назад +33

      I want to say yes, and I would watch the shit out of a 1 hour episode (my wife likes his videos too), but I want Ryan to be Ryan and deliver these masterpieces only when he feels like it so he won't get diluted.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 3 года назад +6

      Agree. And he explains the technology behind it thoroughly and doesn't deliver some shallow explanations and stupid stunts like Top Gear.

    • @antonio7334
      @antonio7334 3 года назад +17

      quality over quantity my friend

    • @hipsabad
      @hipsabad 3 года назад +8

      never kill the golden goose

    • @baziloneil1271
      @baziloneil1271 3 года назад +15

      @@hipsabad So true. Give him a TV show and every joke will be reviewed by a team of lawyers and stuck-up PR who care more about liability than creative content. Not to say that these guys don't deserve one, just that this is the gold standard for YT moto content.

  • @jamiesachtleben2946
    @jamiesachtleben2946 2 года назад +54

    This just further proves he was right about the marketing being the problem, because after watching this pitch I want one.

    • @dukeofgibbon4043
      @dukeofgibbon4043 6 месяцев назад +2

      A couple weeks after watching this video, I bought a burg. I love my halfabusa.

  • @cplcarlman
    @cplcarlman 3 года назад +100

    I imagine Ryan riding the Burgman to the video location with that particular set of cargo saying to himself, "Don't get pulled over...don't get pulled over..."

    • @FortNine
      @FortNine  3 года назад +111

      I was legitimately terrified of this! But then I figured that some cops wouldn't know the trunk exists anyway. ~RF9

    • @Gismo3333
      @Gismo3333 3 года назад +3

      So the cops in Canada can just pull you over, and search your vehicle with out no reason?
      If so… that is really stupid…

  • @blancolirio
    @blancolirio 3 года назад +765

    Incredibly creative, and hilarious.
    Crushing it!

    • @JBAutomotive794
      @JBAutomotive794 3 года назад +9

      Juan, i swear me and you watch the same content. Haha cheers, hope to shake your hand one day! 🍻

    • @Jose_Pointero
      @Jose_Pointero 3 года назад +2

      Do you have a bike Juan? I don't think I've ever seen one on your channel

    • @JBAutomotive794
      @JBAutomotive794 3 года назад

      @@Jose_Pointero juan started off doing mostly bike content. He lives near some amazing places to travel off road and see some awesome sights. Dive deep before the Orville dam stuff.

    • @Jose_Pointero
      @Jose_Pointero 3 года назад +1

      @@JBAutomotive794 That's cool, I had no idea. Guess I need to go check out his earlier stuff then.

    • @davidamadore
      @davidamadore 3 года назад +1

      The initial reference to René Magritte's painting “The Son of Man” is pure genius.

  • @dwayneharris3874
    @dwayneharris3874 3 года назад +101

    After 12 years and 83,000k, I still love my Burgman.

    • @danmanthe9335
      @danmanthe9335 3 года назад

      So, you're telling me that you want to sell it? Ill take it!

    • @tomster7574
      @tomster7574 3 года назад +3

      @@danmanthe9335 no, get lost, its mine, i saw it with more money than you

    • @joecocktail9261
      @joecocktail9261 24 дня назад

      Yes, i love it too, after 17 Years and 76.000 km. Thats the reason, why i buy an 2012 Burgman again. The Scooter makes so many fun.

  • @floydmorgan7739
    @floydmorgan7739 2 года назад +26

    I have a 07 Burgman 650 and it truly is an amazing machine. I got it for free from a co-worker who was moving out of state and wanted to give it to someone who would enjoy it. I laughed when I first saw it when I went to pick it up but that all changed the first time I rode it. I have had a few bikes and none of them compare to the Burgman, it's a smooth, effortless ride that is just enjoyable. If they were not discontinued I would consider getting a 2022 model.

    • @tvrduude
      @tvrduude 6 месяцев назад

      I have been looking at Burgmans off and on for at least 7-8 years. Always seemed too pricey for cheap me, used to smaller scooters... and usually the 650s for sale were a long ways from me. I JUST found an 07 Salvaged one from theft and only 30 miles away. One look and test drive and it's in my garage now!

  • @thethepete731
    @thethepete731 3 года назад +179

    That was the best demonstration of a CVT I've ever witnessed.

    • @southend26
      @southend26 3 года назад +1

      Had to pause to finish laughing.

    • @marconesme
      @marconesme 3 года назад +11

      I feel like I may need to go get tested for a CVT after watching that.

  • @amirbechor3768
    @amirbechor3768 3 года назад +88

    my dad rides a burgman 650, he basically loves it more than he loves me, and I'm pretty sure he cried when suzuki announced it was discontinued.
    he just hit 90k kilometers on his 2016!

    • @leehartung2814
      @leehartung2814 3 года назад +7

      Tell him to look at the Kymco AK550. It's a better scooter than the burgman.

    • @xenolithhh
      @xenolithhh 3 года назад +1

      im actually sad now, i was thinking about getting one in the future but now theyre gone

    • @awrebyawe
      @awrebyawe 3 года назад +8

      @@xenolithhh Yamaha tmax is basically the same thing, for company Directors or hooligans that use them for robbing in London

    • @amirbechor3768
      @amirbechor3768 3 года назад +1

      @@leehartung2814 the closest thing you can get is a c650gt imo, and I think it might be discontinued as well actually

    • @xenolithhh
      @xenolithhh 3 года назад

      @@awrebyawe those are so expensive here, we just got the forza 750 and its cheaper. i will probably choose the forza 750

  • @daliborzak2485
    @daliborzak2485 3 года назад +601

    Top Gear: "We make best and funniest motoring show on a planet."
    FortNine: "Well, let me introduce myself..."

    • @daliborzak2485
      @daliborzak2485 3 года назад +2

      @Wrulol I still like Chris Harris. He keeps it floating. Just...

    • @amazingusername8925
      @amazingusername8925 3 года назад

      no

    • @Rossi593
      @Rossi593 3 года назад +2

      Tired, lame old formula. No spontaneity. Kill it!

    • @Ganesh_Sh
      @Ganesh_Sh 3 года назад +6

      TopGear was funny, but they were neither reviews, nor an honest take on the machine. It was just for entertainment.
      FortNine on the other hand is a legit review while maintaining the humor.

    • @Sye787
      @Sye787 3 года назад +1

      Can Ryan and team just get a motorcycle TV show already? So I can stop everything I'm doing to binge each season through twice

  • @pathenderson3470
    @pathenderson3470 3 года назад +223

    After 18 years, STILL the best motorcycle I’ve ever owned.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Год назад +9

      But, it's a scooter.

    • @medreabogdan4757
      @medreabogdan4757 Год назад +64

      @@TheDennys21 He said what he said

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash Год назад

      @@TheDennys21 It has a motor, it has two wheels. Don't be an asshole.

    • @phire0
      @phire0 Год назад +29

      @@TheDennys21 A scooter is a motorcycle.

    • @vicjr.1813
      @vicjr.1813 Год назад +15

      a scooter is still a type of motorcycle @@TheDennys21

  • @barryervin8536
    @barryervin8536 3 года назад +161

    You've really out done yourself with this one. More entertaining and with better production than 99% of what I see online.

    • @hagestad
      @hagestad 3 года назад +2

      Explaining CVT with buttplug - German over 9000.

  • @gilbertoferreira2149
    @gilbertoferreira2149 3 года назад +87

    The right dose of entertainment, art and science. Loved the conical pulley explanation, lol.

  • @alexserafini5205
    @alexserafini5205 3 года назад +285

    Ryan pulling an absolute blinder with that American Psycho reference at 2:10
    Legend

    • @n3ddn3dd24
      @n3ddn3dd24 3 года назад +5

      I got that reference too, great movie man! have a great day!

    • @spokeshave5415
      @spokeshave5415 3 года назад +3

      @@n3ddn3dd24 God, I love Canadian community!

    • @ananass8030
      @ananass8030 3 года назад +9

      There were a few references in the video, but the Son Of Man and American Psycho were the most obvious

    • @sejtam
      @sejtam 3 года назад +19

      @@ananass8030 and the Magritte at the beginning. I was waiting for another reference: 'Ceci n'est pas un Moto' but that never came

    • @wainedodd8055
      @wainedodd8055 3 года назад

      I thought he would be returning some videos on that.

  • @Djk3DD
    @Djk3DD 2 года назад +78

    im generally about as emotional as a plank but the last part with the music and the burgman gone, like waking up from a good dream, nearly made me lose a tear. I DONT EVEN RIDE MOTORCYCLES and could care less about scooters. this is genius

  • @user-hk7fs6fk2w
    @user-hk7fs6fk2w 3 года назад +355

    I usually watch as soon as I can, but I just wasn’t interested in scooters.
    And then you go and make it one of the best ones you’ve done. Made me want to trade in my KLR for one. Made me laugh harder than ever.
    Job well done.

    • @sadewo1516
      @sadewo1516 3 года назад +5

      dont trade yet, just borrow first
      scooter is absolute monster for the road, but non paved road that different story
      that why in Euro and Asia they are everywhere
      and i bet you will laugh even harder when you ride one

    • @swancrunch
      @swancrunch 3 года назад +2

      i'm not interested in motorcycles whatsoever, and still enjoying these videos. XD
      they are just an artpiece at this point.

    • @Gismo3333
      @Gismo3333 3 года назад +1

      @@sadewo1516 I don't think it is different with scooter on gravel or dirt roads. What is the difference?

    • @sadewo1516
      @sadewo1516 3 года назад +5

      ​@@Gismo3333 the frame and suspension , it just much weaker
      you hit or crash i bet there is something bend if in scooter and they just build for road not off road, maybe you can drive it on gravel but with small wheel it will more difficult (my experience)
      maybe there is scooter for dirt or gravel, but i think i never saw one
      and the laugh one it is for if you ride one on the road, you will feel so much comfortable you cant image than common bike, but still not everyone cup of tea, that why i suggest you borrow first (or rent) so if you not like it you dont spent to much money or time

    • @eddiestray4870
      @eddiestray4870 3 года назад

      @@sadewo1516 ​ @Gismo TB Suspension lenght, wheel size and rider posture are the most important diferences: Shorter suspensions don't copy that well the pavement and smaller wheels fall into depressions the bigger ones usually go over. Summed over that trail bikes distribute the impacts over your legs and butt (and you can just stand on the pegs) while a scooter sends all the pavement imperfections right into your spine. Otherwise, just the same diferences of any street vs. off-road bike.

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 3 года назад +134

    "the secret like in most marriages is forced compliance" love it!

  • @tylerhite9287
    @tylerhite9287 3 года назад +210

    Can never get over how professional the cinematics are with these videos. Everything is just so well executed and flows with the rest of the video even if it’s about a goofier subject. Love it

  • @hyzenthlay7151
    @hyzenthlay7151 2 года назад +25

    Here in Europe maxiscooters are very much beloved, being used even as tour bikes as well as by local police forces. I have a 125cc maxiscooter myself for my simole running about town. When I was diagnosed with MS I thought bikes would be a thing of the past especially with the mobility issues I have. But with a maxiscooter, I don't need precise feet or to sit in uncomfortable positions, and I still have room for a little shopping under the seat as well which I couldn't with a more traditional style bike.

    • @Sour75
      @Sour75 10 месяцев назад +1

      Genuine question: You consider a 125cc scooter to be a maxiscooter?

    • @ooe93
      @ooe93 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sour75 Its about the size of the scooter not how much power it has.
      Can we stop with comparing cc sizes like kindergardeners already?
      Any idiot can go and buy a 1000cc bike its not like theyre so expensive.
      Some people really think their lives depend on how big their engine is. grow the fuck up.

    • @asdfgwe-r6i
      @asdfgwe-r6i 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Sour75 Many european teenagers ride their 12mph machines and graduate to 50ccs when they get their car license because they're enough to get around.
      To many europeans, 125ccs is a big scooter or effectively a motorcycle as a result. Keep in mind 2 wheelers like these are often the actual only vehicle they own with the absolute state of parking spots, short distances, ancient narrow roads and lower wages than North America. Unlike 50ccs and below it needs a seperate license and registration, not just insurance, a hoop many aren't willing to go through when they can just use the 50cc, take the train or buy a small car they're already licensed for and call it a day.

  • @jimius
    @jimius 3 года назад +38

    That last scene was cinema gold. The creativity and production quality with these videos keeps blowing my mind. Keep up the good work!

  • @DaSeppii
    @DaSeppii 3 года назад +103

    2:13 This little American Psycho reference is just so amazing. It's little things like that, which make me love your videos.

    • @Austin-ip4jn
      @Austin-ip4jn 3 года назад +3

      Came to the comments section to see if anyone else caught the reference of Patrick Bateman’s business cards. Impressive attention to detail as always with this video!

    • @torstenpietersz5632
      @torstenpietersz5632 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely! As per usual it's on point. The American Psycho reference was my favourite. And vice versa I'm imagining how the movie would be improved if Christian Bale rode burgman

  • @cavscout43
    @cavscout43 3 года назад +58

    As a Honda Silverwing 600 rider, and I like it more than my dual sport, there's definitely an odd niche for maxi scooters. Surprised FortNine gave us a little love! Cheers

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад +1

      Apples to oranges, I have a CRF250L and had owned a Tmax and a NC700X DCT amongst other bikes.

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 3 года назад

      @@sk8moto I have the xmax since the Tmax was discontinued and replaced with it. Love it though. I own the NC750x and it was my first non-scooter bike and I like it for travel with it fully decked out with extras like side storage. A good workhorse.
      I wonder what I will get next. I like the Honda wings but I forget why I decided not to get one. I know the goldwing is too big.
      Too bad Burgman was given up on. It was really about marketing I guess, but maxi scooter models never seem to last long in general. Tmax didnt, Burgman, Xmax took years to get here from Europe, and is the silverwing even well supported? I was sure another model or 2 had died in the last 10 years :(

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад

      @@waltermh111 I am a big fan of the Tmax, a friend bought a Xmax, I didn't really like it, and he didn't either, he end up buying a Tmax also. They are two very different scooters. The NC700X is a nice bike, not the most exciting but reliable, my Tmax runs circles around it. I actually prefer the CVT to the DCT. I would like to get the Tenere 700, really like it from a short demo ride.

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад +3

      ​@@waltermh111 I disagreed that the lack of popularity for maxi scooters is simply about marketing, it's a cultural thing. Americans simply doesn't have a scooter culture and look down on scooters. We don't like to commute on 2 wheels, only weekend riding for fun. To Americans, a high $$ premium maxi-scooter is not a status symbol vs something like a HD cruiser or BMW adv bike. Most riders don't even know about these premium maxi scooters have a parallel twin engines that are in the chassis, so the ride is more like a motorcycle and rides much better than tradition scooter design. Maxi-scooters never did well here except the Helix/Reflex/Forza and Burgman 400 (which is still available). Honda already gave up on the Silverwing 600 and put its focus on the Forza 750 and Xadv 750. BMW recently stopped making the C650, just focusing on their C400 with the traditional engine in swingarm setup. Tmax was imported into USA twice but never sold well. Tmax has been the dominating big scooter in the Euro market for over 20 years and has a great reputation over there. Here, most motorcyclists never even heard of it. Kymco and Sym have recently copied the Tmax with the Ak550 and Maxsym TL500. (The BMW C650 sport was a Tmax copy also). Kymco did import the AK550 to the States last year. It looks nice, but not sure how well they are selling, since Kymco doesn't have that good of a reputation in the US.

    • @sk8moto
      @sk8moto 3 года назад

      @@waltermh111 btw, the Xmax did not replace the Tmax. Xmax replaced the Majesty.

  • @kens.213
    @kens.213 Год назад +11

    After years of riding large (650 and up) motorcycles, and three Harleys towards the 'end' of my riding career (57 years and counting) I'm now riding a 2011 Burgman 650 Executive. I bought it with under 4k miles this past spring. Yep, they are still out there with low low miles, but they won't last forever. At 75yo I'm not able to 'throw a leg' over a large motorcycle like my last Harley, an Ultra Glide with a backrest (hard to clear that backrest!) so the Burgman works for me.
    If you're thinking of getting a maxi-scooter (defined as 400-up CC) try out the other maxis first. You'll learn to appreciate the level of engineering that Suzuki put into this 'scooter' if you do. The BMW 650 scooter is quite good, the Honda SilverWing 600, not bad at all. And Kymco has a 550 that riders go nuts over, but they all pale in comparison to the well-engineered 650 Burgman. And if you're looking at an early model, from 2002-2005, don't be shy about buying one even if it has that notorious 'dieseling' sound. It's a relatively cheap fix for anyone with mechanical skills once you know. It's called the 'Polish bolt". The Burgman 650 is good for about 75k miles give or take before CVT problems creep up, and it isn't a cheap fix even for master mechanics.

    • @emmezero
      @emmezero Год назад

      Esatto.Scooter eccellente finche' non s'è rotto il CVT a 95mila km ,la riparazione sarebbe costata come uno scooter 400 nuovo.
      Per il prezzo iniziale d acquisto(circa 9000 euro nel 2013)speravo durasse come la mia automobile.
      Difficilmente acquistero' ancora Suzuki

  • @nickc6882
    @nickc6882 3 года назад +21

    Great video - BMW c650gt is similar - it’s a bike you buy to impress yourself, not to impress others. If you like riding, having a bike that is capable of working in as many circumstances as possible gives you the opportunity to ride more often. The business man analogy is a good one, the under seat storage, weather protection and comfort means you can genuinely commute and travel for work on one. I’ve owned a lot of bikes, all sports bikes and the c650gt is the best bike I ever owned. Don’t knock it until you try it.

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 3 года назад

      300cc scooters are great too

    • @miratussum6232
      @miratussum6232 3 года назад +1

      I coulis not agere more. I had a pan european before my c650gt and the 650 is just better in all ways but cruising the autobahn. Fun easy to ride practicable economical. The best of the 10 bikes I have owned. Would consider swapping it for a new Yamaha 530

  • @hainhatphung1371
    @hainhatphung1371 3 года назад +156

    When I see the Burgman again for years, all I want to say is: "I love you, dad."
    It meant a lot back when we couldn't afford a van, and he drove me and my twin back from school to home. I dubbed it Space Station One and dad just went with it. No way we would miss Home Base when dad came to the rescue on any hot summer days in Maine.
    Dad sold it to go for a nice Chevy on my graduation, but my heart still lingered for a Space Station One. I never want to trade my M50 Boulevard for anything but one of Suzuki lineups, and I know which one I'm going to get.

    • @ThisPartIsAndrew
      @ThisPartIsAndrew 2 года назад +2

      Your Dad rode you from school AND YOUR TWIN?! Did somebody ride in the glove box?!

    • @hainhatphung1371
      @hainhatphung1371 2 года назад +11

      Nah, he carried both of us on Burgman, technically illegal to carry more than a passenger on back seat. Couldn't imagine how big it was back when we were young, but we fit like foxes.

  • @easyrider4x
    @easyrider4x 3 года назад +144

    I have owned two. I traded in my 2005 for a Victory Vision in 2013. I missed it immediately. I bought a 2012 used in 2019. Even though I also have a different Victory Cross Country Tour, I will not let the Burgman 650 get away again.

    • @wolfpackpete6408
      @wolfpackpete6408 3 года назад +16

      I haven't ridden one and now I'm disappointed they're discontinued!
      I think since the marketing wasn't quite right from the manufacturer... this video should be seen by all, and we can start a petition for Suzuki to bring back the Burgman!
      Another slight problem is the price. I think it was about 10grand here in the UK, and no matter how good it is... that is a lot of money for a scooter! The smaller 400 is still available though.

    • @proplife635
      @proplife635 2 года назад +3

      Exactly why I’ll never part with my 09’ Executive 💪🏽😎

    • @qqnqqpart
      @qqnqqpart Год назад +1

      Do you think buying one used is a good idea? Many at attractive prices on Kijiji

  • @marcelbruinsma
    @marcelbruinsma 2 года назад +9

    I have had at least 40 motorcycles and my last was a Buell 1125CR (which I still miss).
    At the moment I have 2 Burgman 650AN's. The older model and the last model.
    It's very efficient, luxurious, reliable and it has loads of storage space.
    Also it's fast and a blast to ride while you are well protected from the elements.
    Even tough I'm 62 I sometimes get the urge to get something like that Buell again but never do it because i have everything I need and more right here.
    Sad to see Suzuki discontinued it.

    • @yukonjack.
      @yukonjack. 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm 58 and just bought a 2017 that was well cared for although it has 24,000 mi mainly from long multi-state highway trips in the U.S. Hope I get many more miles myself with no major problems! Only thing that hasn't been checked is the valve clearance, What's your opinion on that? ✌️

  • @davidtigwell9021
    @davidtigwell9021 3 года назад +34

    Form the opening Magritte, through the "tapered friction cone", and on to the sexy Maxipad, this is perhaps your funniest, best-written yet. Bravo, Ryan! Bravo!

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 3 года назад +1

      No no, the Ural one was the masterpiece

    • @davidtigwell9021
      @davidtigwell9021 3 года назад

      @@sauravbasu8805 Yes, the Ural one was very good - but I think this one was even better. It's nice to argue degrees of excellence, isn't it?

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 3 года назад

      @@davidtigwell9021 😊👍

  • @eversorassassin2
    @eversorassassin2 3 года назад +18

    On behalf of the twelve of us that own one, thank you for acknowledging that the Suzuki Tempter exists.

  • @mill08mill
    @mill08mill 3 года назад +64

    Great video. I once took my ‘09 Burgman 200cc from Cardiff-Sanremo, coming home through the Alps. Took 2 weeks to complete the round trip, mainly B-roads, 4000km with a tent, clothing and pillion. Very comfortable and capable machine.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 4 месяца назад

      It's a shame the storage compartment isn't large enough to sleep in.

  • @2old4allthis
    @2old4allthis Год назад +3

    Just took mine on a 2400 mile round trip from Texas to the Colorado twisties. Abso-freakin’-lutly perfect for the city, highway, interstate, and the amazing winding roads. It even did admirably on some unpaved national park roads. Zero complaints. Plus, the underseat storage has room for my helmet, my pride, and my testicles.

  • @aaronlarson8095
    @aaronlarson8095 3 года назад +68

    I never thought I’d feel heart broken about a scooter

  • @coastaku1954
    @coastaku1954 3 года назад +88

    Holy crap, this was so stylized, I'm pretty sure the value of Burgmans have just shot through the roof

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 3 года назад

      Burgmans are well known but there are also a lot of other really good scooter brands to check out that are kind of better

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 3 года назад

      @@pleasedontwatchthese9593 Well I'm a 4 wheeled/2-Wheel-Pedal-Powered normie so I don't know many motorcycles

    • @tomster7574
      @tomster7574 3 года назад

      i tried to trade my 4 bd house for one and i got outbid

    • @Gismo3333
      @Gismo3333 3 года назад

      @@pleasedontwatchthese9593 What are the better once?

  • @moistmush3859
    @moistmush3859 3 года назад +94

    Just here for the algorithm and to pay tribute to the best content creator on RUclips.

  • @fabianmondragonreyes7449
    @fabianmondragonreyes7449 3 года назад +9

    I just still can't believe how cool and sophisticated videos you are capable to make

  • @scruffynerfherder2350
    @scruffynerfherder2350 3 года назад +56

    The Burgman 650 Ex is no joke. I traded mine in for a Rebel 1100 and I have to admit that there is a part of my riders soul trapped in that beast scooter. It’s hard to hate when you go from riding practically all year rain or shine to summer and summers shoulders. Great video that nails the spiritual connection a rider has between themselves and a bike, that allows them to suffer the snark of trendy vanity enthusiasts and fair weather riders.

    • @freefleer_ola
      @freefleer_ola Год назад +1

      💯

    • @keithquinn5624
      @keithquinn5624 Год назад

      The Burgman has more testosterone than a Honda rebel weak fake cruiser, ultimate embarrassment to ride the rebel, how much soy do u consume?

    • @michelleassuras8277
      @michelleassuras8277 7 месяцев назад

      I bought a 06 executive yesterday and drove it home on the five north from San Diego for three hours. Loved every minute of it
      considered the rebel 1100 because of the automatic
      that may be where I go next, but for now, and the price, I’m pretty happy.

  • @sid503007
    @sid503007 3 года назад +96

    I'd just like to say, that's a great watch you're wearing. The myth, the legend, the Casio F91W.
    Casio F9 for Ryan F9..

  • @N1Ir3m
    @N1Ir3m 3 года назад +20

    Never saw a businessman in a suit, riding a retro Suzuki executive scooter knee down. Just perfect!

  • @Bubble_0f_d00m
    @Bubble_0f_d00m 2 года назад +8

    5:55 Oh my. I didn't expect this video to be not-safe-for-work.

  • @CozBoogie
    @CozBoogie 3 года назад +111

    i had a 2012 Exec (the last year before the redesign IIRC). Loved it!!! The under-seat storage was insane. It could swallow up just about anything. Driven with some maturity you could get 50 mpg. The "manual" mode was crazy fun. Easily modded and easily serviced at home. Eventually sold it and went with a bagger...but I do miss it quite often.

    • @reesinator
      @reesinator 3 года назад +15

      lol I have issues riding with maturity

    • @just-dl
      @just-dl 2 года назад +7

      "driven with maturity..." so, what you're saying is 50mpg is theoretical.... ;-)

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 Год назад +1

      I have my NC750X that has a giant storage compartment and gets 70mpg possible if you ride it gently (very difficult).

    • @spila123
      @spila123 Год назад +1

      ​@@just-dlif not utopian

  • @GWMotley1
    @GWMotley1 3 года назад +24

    I had one for 15 years. Kept keeping it in the garage as I bought and sold many other bikes. Utility and fun driving, made it hard to finally part with.

  • @doublenickel1000
    @doublenickel1000 3 года назад +76

    I loved the "Ryan burns a Burgman down" footage right along with the "Ryan gets sparks dragging kneepads" footage. Had me laughing out loud.

  • @MegaMikeArnold
    @MegaMikeArnold 3 года назад +7

    This dude makes superlative videos like nobody else. These are major productions that are well-conceived, well scripted, well- acted, and expertly informative. Awesomely entertaining as well. Sweet!

    • @EForchetto
      @EForchetto Год назад

      Totally agree...there ought to be some kind of award, a sort of Oscar for the best production, camera work, sound, presenter, etc of RUclips channels.

  • @peterjones2594
    @peterjones2594 3 года назад +20

    Love my Burgman in the UK. Two up riding, commuting and two up camping. Its such an all rounder. Suzuki should not have discontinued this bike.

    • @lt1eg6
      @lt1eg6 3 года назад

      Wrong timing I reckon. Xmax's, Burgman's and MP3's are common down here south, but they're a thief's most coveted wheels.

    • @lightningmcdweeb
      @lightningmcdweeb 3 года назад

      its still on sale here in the indian subcontinent
      but its lesser powered sister
      burgman 150

  • @noppaplays9418
    @noppaplays9418 3 года назад +18

    The production value in these videos is just through the roof!

  • @FadilKarim
    @FadilKarim 3 года назад +59

    I cannot believe I was so entertained watching a 10 minute scooter video... Laughing throughout and crying at the end. I'm in disbelief. A true masterpiece.

    • @CED99
      @CED99 3 года назад +4

      Ryan and the camera guy just keep getting better

    • @tonychan2504
      @tonychan2504 3 года назад

      I ride a silvewing... But I watch this video 3 times. It's so well done. : ))). And I still may have missed missed some Easter eggs.

  • @sanderdejong66
    @sanderdejong66 Год назад +2

    Wilco Zeelenberg (ex professional 250cc Grand Prix rider, ex team manager of Valentino Rossi) rode a Yamaha scooter for years and he loved it.

  • @DrDaveMatthew
    @DrDaveMatthew 3 года назад +66

    Half-a-busa .Lol . Very creative

    • @Partlywater
      @Partlywater 3 года назад

      Exactly. I was like, what did you say?? Then I moved back few seconds; many more times.

  • @jitinvp3358
    @jitinvp3358 3 года назад +16

    This is why I love this channel. You make videos on such unique and almost forgotten motorcycles! Thank you!!

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 года назад +19

    It’s been 8 months since the last bike review, and 5 weeks since the last video; and I really was not expecting this masterpiece.

  • @kentoylampingasan
    @kentoylampingasan 3 года назад +2

    This is the only motorcycle channel that i can watch the videos in repeat. It's like a fine dine house that you go back to again and again no matter how many times you've tasted their food, since you know that it'll always taste good.

  • @wrenchinator6667
    @wrenchinator6667 3 года назад +76

    You had me at "Hello, I'm a faceless business man." Thumbed up immediately.

  • @keithstarkey5584
    @keithstarkey5584 3 года назад +5

    I've got a Honda 600 Silver Wing scooter, and let me tell you, when I need to go, it goes! Nimble, flexible, turns on a dime, manueverable (did I spell that correctly?). It kicks ass! Very fun to ride, even more so than my Yamaha 1100 V Star. Took me a while to admit it, but it simply is what it is. Love my scooter.

  • @LiveDonkeyDeadLion
    @LiveDonkeyDeadLion 3 года назад +62

    A friend of my dads has a scooter like this. He’s 85 and it allows him to keep riding and he loves burning up the odd Porsche here and there on it

    • @artwallace5925
      @artwallace5925 3 года назад +8

      My Dad is 82 and has been riding a 650 Burgman for about 9 years now. His previous bike was a GL1500... He doesn't miss it. 🙂

  • @whatugonnadu
    @whatugonnadu 3 года назад +2

    Far and away the BEST videos I have seen on RUclips!!

  • @NA-oo4ls
    @NA-oo4ls 3 года назад +34

    This is the greatest motorcycle review of all time.

  • @tehbilly
    @tehbilly 3 года назад +64

    I'll never think of CVT the same way

  • @TheHarryChanne1
    @TheHarryChanne1 3 года назад +28

    I also love the fact he was riding on older pre-2013 model. The 2 wheeled luxury car analogy holds up really well with those.

    • @57Jimmy
      @57Jimmy 3 года назад

      Older...pre-2O13....OLDER?😂 Ohh you must be young! Lol, say the old man👴🏻

    • @TheHarryChanne1
      @TheHarryChanne1 3 года назад +1

      @@57Jimmy Perhaps by sone standards. I simply meant that the Burgman was redesigned in 2013 to have a less "vintage" dash and a redesigned automatic clutch. That one he tested was the "OG" Burgman.

    • @57Jimmy
      @57Jimmy 3 года назад

      @@TheHarryChanne1 no worries, being 64 it doesn’t take much to amuse me Lol.

    • @proplife635
      @proplife635 2 года назад

      Yeah I noticed that from the beginning! I currently ride a 09’ 650 Executive and was wondering, why not use the newest model in the video 😂

  • @oskarm1034
    @oskarm1034 3 года назад +1

    Dude. I just ordered a Burgman from Stuttgart to Iceland all of a sudden.
    Good job man. :)

  • @Patmick60
    @Patmick60 3 года назад +158

    "The secret, as with most marriages, depends on forced compliance."
    Ryan should be working on a technical manual for relationships.
    Kind of an everything I learned about motorcycles taught me how to stay married sort of thing.

    • @tryarunm
      @tryarunm 3 года назад +5

      Marriage and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

  • @SurikatMeerkat
    @SurikatMeerkat 3 года назад +24

    An emotional rollercoaster that I will never forget.

  • @Silver1080P
    @Silver1080P 3 года назад +71

    This episode was halarious Ryan, love the r-rated bits sneaked in everywhere.

    • @1987FX16
      @1987FX16 3 года назад +3

      I didnt think anyone was gonna say anything. Lol The black cone 2:20 made me spit out my beer laughing. xD

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 3 года назад +8

      I'm torn between wanting to know what that black cone thing is and not wanting to know what that black cone thing is.

  • @ski99ers
    @ski99ers Год назад +4

    Yur a Genius! Hardly anybody in my area of Boston , Ma. rides one!
    My 2007 Executive with 28,000 miles is my soulmate! They have NO idea!
    “Can you take it on the highway?” “No,,it only does 45 mph.”
    “Where is the motor?” “There is none,,it is solar powered!” Lol!
    Omg,,the stupid questions I get!
    This machine will get buried with me! A great presentation of the ULTIMATE Freedom Machine!🎸🎸🎸🎸
    69 yrs. old and 16 yrs. of the best years on 2 wheels!

    • @EDWARDG0916pnut
      @EDWARDG0916pnut 5 месяцев назад

      I had a 2017 BMW c650 GT. I put 10,000 miles on it and the best gas mileage I ever got was 77.5 MPG. And that was in the winter time! And I also had heated grips and heated seats that if both were on high it got too hot to sit and too hot to hold on to. I sold it once I rolled over 10,000 miles and bought a 2021 Honda Africa twin 1100. I wish now I never had done that.

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 3 года назад +58

    The secret sauce of F9, much like Top Gear, is that while every other channel tells you about a bike, F9 skips the press kit to show you why it matters.

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 3 года назад +246

    Let's see Paul Allen's card...

    • @charlieg1799
      @charlieg1799 3 года назад +7

      I went straight to the comments

    • @renalxdo
      @renalxdo 3 года назад +4

      hod to look for this immediately

    • @richardw1043
      @richardw1043 3 года назад

      "Yammie & Noob...."

    • @innsomatic
      @innsomatic 3 года назад

      "It even has a water mark"

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 года назад

      I see I'm not the only one who got caught by that subtle off-white colouring and the tasteful thickness of it

  • @gabrielguitars577
    @gabrielguitars577 3 года назад +7

    I am just so blown away by your videos, especially this one! I remember being on a Suzuki demo days ride, and a guy on the Burgman passed me when I was on the Hayabusa. We had such a laugh!

  • @jaysdood
    @jaysdood 3 года назад +8

    I'm on my 3rd Burgman and I love them. Incredibly comfortable and practical with plenty of power.

    • @proplife635
      @proplife635 2 года назад

      I’m on my second.. First was a 07’ 400 and currently a 09’ 650 Executive .. I LOVE EM💪🏽😎

  • @goinowens
    @goinowens 3 года назад +38

    I've had a burgman for six years. It's absolutely amazing in every way except it's not cool. Like a van, perfectly practical but just not cool.

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 3 года назад +3

      Sometimes not wanting attention is what I want.

    • @bluejayfabrications2216
      @bluejayfabrications2216 3 года назад +8

      Vans can be cool it just depends on how much shag pile carpet and psychedelic paint

    • @Blayda1
      @Blayda1 3 года назад

      I have a Kawasaki Maxi and tbh its the most comfortable ride ive ever had on two wheels. Most peoples first words are ,, "its a big bike!" because the expectation of a scooter is a Vespa.

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre 3 года назад

      @@bluejayfabrications2216 The more the better right?

    • @MyLostYouth
      @MyLostYouth 3 года назад +1

      Although, I get plenty of questions and looks riding mine :)

  • @BigFiveJack
    @BigFiveJack 3 года назад +21

    Ryan, This is The MOST ENTERTAINING video, (while also being very enlightening) that you've Ever Presented!
    I smiled all the way till the end, when you told us that the Burgman 650 has been discontinued. Alas...

  • @AZREDFERN
    @AZREDFERN 3 года назад +42

    I've had a few motorcycles, and the Honda Helix was one of my favorites. The trunk opened from the back, you could fit 3 large pizzas in it, and it would keep it warm being wrapped around the engine. I only wish it was just powerful enough to sustain 80mph, like a modern 300cc.

    • @degenerateactual3080
      @degenerateactual3080 2 года назад

      With a Malossi Overrange CVT kit the Helix can sustain 80mph

  • @lesklower7281
    @lesklower7281 Год назад +2

    As a 68 year old ex motorcyclelist the Suzuki 650 Burgman looks very tempting to buy and a rubber belt CVT transmission if it goes wrong easy to repair as for the heated seat very nice and the hand grips and the storage compartments excellent great review

  • @HunterHonda
    @HunterHonda 3 года назад +161

    The Burgman is hands down one of my favorite bikes

    • @Invis_Space
      @Invis_Space 3 года назад +3

      Hey Hunter, how’s it going brother? When you making a new vid? We are missing your randomness 😂

    • @masterfletcher8942
      @masterfletcher8942 3 года назад +4

      My dad put a sidecar on his 😂 was totally awesome

    • @ScottWiecenski
      @ScottWiecenski 3 года назад +4

      I'm rocking a 1987 Honda Helix. Been riding over 30 years. Love my Helix!

    • @morningstarx5340
      @morningstarx5340 3 года назад

      @@ScottWiecenski geez, man. Im sorry to hear that.

    • @ScottWiecenski
      @ScottWiecenski 3 года назад

      @@morningstarx5340 Don't be. ruclips.net/video/6eHH5jANmPo/видео.html

  • @DheerajPaleri
    @DheerajPaleri 3 года назад +16

    The last scooter shown ( 9:04 ) is a Suzuki Burgman street 125. Though it sounds like a younger version in the series, it was designed particularly for Indian market as a pilot experiment to study the market's wide possibilities of touring scooters which India didn't have yet. It's basically Access 125 with a tuned engine. But it gives more power and comfort. I've been using it for 3 years now. Will definitely buy a higher version of the series when they release it in India.

  • @markdefish
    @markdefish 3 года назад +5

    The never ending humour that’s not framed as the key element of a scene is brilliant. The production effort here is exceptional. Thank you.

  • @lilem4948
    @lilem4948 Год назад +4

    A remarkably passionate well made video, stunned me man.
    I believe bike riders have something different about them, whether it’s normal bicycles or Ducatis, Kawasakis, Hondas, Yamahas cruisers, supers or streets and even unknown 50cc scooters, they all share something unspeakable that each single one would try to explain differently, all they know that everyone is more than welcome to try the wonderful experience for themselves once they ride a 2 wheelie no matter what type.

  • @joreck
    @joreck 3 года назад +29

    love the videos. thank you so much for all the effort that goes into each one!

  • @SonoranSunriders
    @SonoranSunriders 3 года назад +7

    My Sunday just got better!
    Going from muted to technicolor was genius. Thank you for producing the best moto content on the planet!

  • @almaspuding
    @almaspuding 3 года назад +9

    The script and writing is so good this would make a great read. I'm waiting for the hard cover!

    • @gohjohan
      @gohjohan 3 года назад

      If there's a hardcover, I hope that he includes a limited edition with his autograph and name card.

  • @matthewkeller7291
    @matthewkeller7291 3 года назад +1

    This is the BEST motorcycle channel ever made.