XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Special One Off Podcast - Did I tell you about the immune system?
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2024
- A special one off podcast from the mighty legends.
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In the mean time of listening to these podcasts I've had 3 relationships, a child who is now 7 , 5 different houses, From college to a 30 year old. I have never once got bored.
is the child going backwards in age or forwards?
Is this you or you as a worm?
WHAT A SKANK
Me too! Except two kids haha
I've never wore it since.
23:31 "The bid lin.... the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah." Hahaha I was crying,had to listen to it a few times.
I was listening to this on the street
was walking past some one at this point and burst out laughing
got the dirtiest look ever
It's my favourite moment of all the podcasts and I've heard every one a dozen times lol
Best. Sentence. Ever.
I can’t believe it’s his first language😂
The bid lin. Het dil pli. Lip eth nib.
I really hope Karl Ricky and Steve do understand that these podcasts were of worth...they genuinely do cure depression, albeit for an hour, but that hour you can just listen, laugh, forget maybe some of the worries and stresses of your life.
You're so right
Amen, I concur
reminds me of one of the podcasts where Ricky asks Karl what he thinks of soldiers overseas listening to their stuff as comfort. Ricky understands. Karl? meh. He never even realised why people thought he was funny.
Shut up with your depression...nobody cares.
@@sirloin7633 i do mate
Man Moth should be uppered
Hahaha yes!
TheEndsOfInvention TheGreyArea They were thinking of uppering him but then they found out he wasn't properly.
If only he wasn't.. demickey.
@@joefangers8228 I heard he was caught rummanging around
Man moth is dickie anders in disguise
This is the most astonishing hour of stupidity ever. It's unbelievable. It's great.
Play it again!
the bid lid the lid bin the bin lid
I wish they made a nature programme with Karl as the narrator lol.
Kevin Flemming called, do we need these?
Since I was 15 years old (had to download the shows off pirate bay) I’ve been listening to these brilliantly stupid shows - I’ve had 6 relationships, 4 jobs, lived in 2 different countries and this is still number 1 for me. Always come back nearly every day to just drift away into nonsense land. I’m 28 and I will continue to listen to these for the rest of my life
The wasabi-incident always gets me! "I thought it was a mushy pea."
Haha!
That's a classy restaurant!
I just burst out laughing
Serving ONE mushy pea.
Gimme some of that coosabi
working 8am-8pm stuffing socks into a rubber bag...makes me choke with laughter every time.
I'm glad you're enjoying the podcast love but will you stop going on about the fucking sockssss - we're on holiday
Bid lin.... Lid bin... Bin lid! PAHAHAHAA I was crying at that bit. It reminds me of another episode where karl talks about a man falling out of a plane and he can't say high up enough
Is that the name of a place, high up enough?
Is that near the province in Russia _Tattoostan_?
it we highen up...it were high nough... it were highupenuff 😂😂😂
Haha oh yeh forgot about that!
What episode?
People don't realise how much funnier Ricky makes Karl
By exagurating anything that Karl says and emidently putting cartoony effect on situation, it works brilliantly, and one of main reasons why episodes were so easily to be animated as "cartoon".
Exactly. It’s the key to it all.
I guess that's true. But I was first introduced to Karl through An Idiot Abroad and he was hilarious even without Ricky. I could even argue he was funnier without Ricky cause atleast he got a chance to finish a thought without being interrupted.
@@jossies451 In an idiot abroad Ricky and Steve put him in those situations to bring these reactions out of him.
IMO, An Idiot Abroad was much funnier than Moaning of Life. Though, Moaning of Life was funny. Karl is naturally funny.
@jonah gould
.... Yes I do !!
"As me, or as a worm?"
My favorite sounds are meat cooking/fire, feint sirens/train, the rain, and Karl's voice.
Faint
@@scoobydoo1093 nah, sirens intended to trick people
A siren is a scary noise though, I'd prefer the sound of a giant chicken
The fly afterlife theory is one of the craziest things ever to come out of Karl's mouth
jazzykoenig And that's saying something.
That and the 'problem hole' theory are pretty mental alright...
What about the kid giving birth to an old lady?
The monkey news that was an April fools joke and Karl says "so your saying the monkey knew it was April fools" was the craziest to me
The plant shaking is more mental
this robin's goin' about wreckin' lives
Karl thinks he's not doing anything of any worth?
He's a human antidepressant!
I love how Karl thinks a blind person might be given working eyes in the afterlife, but someone who's donated their eyes after death is destined to be a blind ghost. Wonderful logic.
I'd rather be a blind moth.
"It felt like me 'ead was caving in"!!!!!! x
Suddenly, a plant grasses you up... Legendary...
He wasn't expecting that
You'd just admit your crime. Either a plant, or Columbo. You don't try to run and escape, or fight, you just accept your fate. And explain exáctly how you did it :P
Now,
the bid lin
the lid bin
the bin lid
ye..
Braindead Bogan classic
Brilliant, just finished listening through all of them from the beginning - and its been my best few months of work ever, sat there listening to this while working, laughing my arse off - just wanted to say a big thanks for doing what you did.
Its not often somthing makes me laugh as much as that fucking plant story
my favourite is when Steve is reading the bit about Karl asking about the immune system.
I know....you were packing f****** socks...let's not talk about it for a week! Lmao 😂😂
Karl's 'sock packing' scenario where he instantly forgets the time he said his shift finishes kills me every time I hear it 😂
The long and winding comedic buildup to the point where Karl is finally asked the next question and answers “uh as me or as a worrm” LOLOLOL. Also his view on life when the worm is (spoiler alert) eaten.. He makes such a good point. The man really is a wordsmith. And I am no baby, but I wonder if people in my house find it terrifying to hear me laughing at 4:30 AM
Give 'em some of that ku-sabi
...and Tonto.
rickys voices are incredible, my favourite will probably always be the lock ness monster though, ooh you big monster you
the Brixton dragon.. -....ah i see what you mean..
My favorite is Mancula or Manc Drac if you prefer.
Not true baaabehhh
I like the jailer "what is it?"
This was the first one I had heard and I can't believe now I've heard every single one. Omg. It's been yearsss
47:39, basically Karl accurately predicts the future
Giant germs?
Listen to this on 0.50 speed guys. It makes it 10x funnier than what it normally is xD
I is illiterate Change it to 2... my sides hurt so much from laughing x'D!!
+I is illiterate Oh my god! They sound high.
how do you change the speed? im on my phone..
***** ohhhh ok. Thanks.
+I is illiterate haha they sound drunk
"Well that's when it'd be best not to have your eyes, wouldn't it..."
"...I'd walk sideways so nobody would sort of tell the difference..."
"Right, I'm in for the night now! Where's me slipper?"
Any man moth video gets a 10/1 like to dislike ratio? Why? This is genius. Plus this episode alone is for me the single greatest podcast they’ve ever done
59:30
The immune system
The immune system scenario is perfect for this title...what made it more funny is that Steve corpsed at trying to read it 🤣😂
33:55- put your clothes in a bin bag! Lol
*I don't believe it HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN CNTT*
"your 'art, your 'ight, your weight..."
karl is so right about putting shoes on when going to the shops. ricky and steve actually think leaving the house in slippers is acceptable wow
25:05 one of the best Karl rants.
4:31 - Savage from Steve 😂
1:00:25 This is the part everyone is waiting to hear.
There was this one time when I was babysitting 4 month old nephew who was fast asleep and I was thinking about this conversation about waking up to the sound of a baby laughing and literally as I finished my thought I heard my nephew laughing. It was one of the weirdest and creepiest experiences in my life.
I've seen a couple of videos where kids just instantly wake up after being put to bed and start chatting away to each other. Must be creepy as shit if you don't know they do stuff like that.
These Podcasts get me through Pharmacy School
The flower story is legendary
Karl is talking some serious twaddle in this one mate
It's all right, innit?!? :D
Weird innit
The sock packing anedote is so funny
Agreed. one of my favourite conversations ever..
Ah man, when the flower story starts I’m already starting to laugh 😂
A noise I love would be a bongo, bloody love a good bongo.
Favourite parts:
Changin' a lung n that
uppered, go away you, leave the door you
you just pop out.. 'ows that 'appened?
Ahh Forget it! (classic pilkington)
bid lin, lid bin... the bin lid?
if he (GOD) owns the place, i can't imagine him being on the door
Bad jobs... Best ever conversation! Packing socks in a rubber bag!
Hahahaha Ricky’s so funny when he goes ‘’ you cnt why did you sleep with her!!?!’ looool yes it is lovely in the park
34:00 I love the idea of Karl's ghost having underpant marks:.)
give me ya fukin wallet !!! hahahahaha
One of my favorites right here
Carl's world is like a Rold Dahl novel.
Why are we not starting a petition for them to make more. They have to look at these comments, and realise what help they are doing for people. Come On Ricky. !!!!
“Now the, the bid lin…the lid bin…the bin lid”
Many people who are totally blind regularly have to go without a good night's sleep because of disruptions to their circadian rhythms
Thanks for the upload.
np
No problem man, glad to help.
+. Nero Why are you saying no problem
+Phatlip why are you saying np
23:30
the bid lin, the lid bin, the bin lid, yeah
Have I told you about the immune system?
39:27 Karl to Suzanne before he spoke to the Italian fireman at the door.
PLAY A RECORD !!!!!!!
Karl having a spiritual awakening 16:00
Comparing these to the edited versions produced by the Guardian illustrates why creativity should not and cannot be controlled.. it dilutes the genius
help me through CoVid19 you 3 beautiful horsemen👍🏽👍🏽
They were doing something of great worth IMHO.
The bid lin... too funny
23:20 "Bid lin... the lid bin... the bin lid! Yep..."
Lundun does me ed in.....Sumint for im to do in it...... Talkin abou God.......I want Karl for a brother.
-You can pop out and get the paper and milk in your slippers can't you? Without any harm done?
-No.
-....... oh. Apparently not.
23:31
Lmaooo, when Karl has a go at God
I think that is Peak Pilkington
His mind questions everything
And that is a beautiful thing
HAHAHAHA
There's about 10 Karl channels that all play the same shows over and over.
Can you imagine wearing one big monocle 😂😂
23:10 Flieeeees hahahahaha
Alternative title: this flower solved a crime
KP for prime minister
+David Jones KP looks after me!
I'm a KP nut!
KP works for me!
It’s 2020 the germs are everywhere!!!
Did Karl predict the Coof?
The bid lin. The lid bin. The lin bid. The bin lid.
Is stephen even that weird looking? I always think it's strange how much his appearance is commented on
Yes, he is. Extremely lanky and goggle-eyed
Packing socks in a rubber bag
That bit of twaddle about them putting some medicine for a horse in a mouse to cure the flu, did Karl predict hydroxychloroquine?
"Not now..."
Karl is fluent in newspeak
If you have down-voted this by accident, please correct the mistake else you will be added to the watch list of people who are to be deported to a small island where the only inhabitants are former contestants on Big Brother, mouth breathers and people who thought the Jackass movies were award-winning.
Everyone fights to the death using their IQ and a bunch of wilted daisies, for our amusement.
Thank you, and best of luck to those that don't find this of any humorous merit.
According to Karl we’ll be choking on giant germs floating around in the air next year 😳🤢🤮
Bilbo Baggins this aged well 😷 #coronavirus
Karl’s visionariness strikes again. He should be uppered
Scarily prophetic tbh
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Karl’s prediction for 2020 was not far from the truth. Just smaller size germs.
is this a special one off podcast they did together or a mash up of best bits? I'm sure I've heard the bird eating a worm story but with Ricky shouting at Karl saying he'd interfere with that but not with Rosa Parks on the bus
40:00
Ricky’s garden
Jesus the germ stuff in 2020 didn’t age well!
“As me or a worm?”
46:41 ooh look, little fella
I'd love to get my socks in a rubber bag
Hey Man Moth do you know when this was recorded?
what was this podcast for?
Lol it’s almost 2020. I think I see some germs in the air