"We're diverting to Charlotte because a passenger got their arm stuck in the toilet" is the aviation equivalent of "The dog ate my homework" and I absolutely LOVE it
@@doubledthread56 “Hmm, you know what would make my airplane toilet flushing experience better? Ah, I know! I’ll stick my hand in the hole as it flushes!”
@@CrazedSundanceDrop phone into toilet. Reach in to fish it out. Toilet flushes while hand still in the pipes. Airplane toilets use a vacuum to flush instead of water, so your whole arm gets sucked in. Now you're stuck shoulder-deep in the shitter.
Bro this flight was crazy. I wake up in first class and 5 flight attendants and one co pilot are looking in the lavatory. The PA announcement had us all laughing in the cabin thought we tried to hold it back.
This aged very well. Had to double check the dates and make sure you weren't making this video as a response to the Delta that had to divert due to diarrhea
Afp you never fail to entertain me! I’m here after witnessing the Mig-23 crash in Ypsi. The smell was eerie as they say, like death, even though everybody survived thank God. Initially I thought they didn’t, the smoke was too thick to see the parachutes from where we were, and we didn’t know the ground situation either. Everything went eerily silent, the crowd, the announcers, until the only sounds were two patrolling F-35’s flying over to investigate, I tell you it was the most chilling flyover I’ve ever watched. The next day I went for flight training, paranoid enough, but had to call it off due to problems with the aircraft. Lately my desire to fly has been on high stakes, but you always motivate me to fly and make me smile, thanks for the upload Afp we are all very grateful:)
Co-worker of mine lives in the building next to where it crashed. They got incredibly lucky! I can't wait to see the full report on that. My wife and I were at Culver's in Belleville, and when the first fire truck went past I joked "Maybe something happened at the air show" and then the second and the third and an ambulance went by. I said "Oh shit, maybe something really happened" and got outside and saw the smoke.
@@wrifraff no way I was at that same culvers!! Waited in the parking lot an hour before traffic cleared, but I had no appetite to eat, then we went to investigate. I’m glad everybody is okay, hope you, your friend and wife are all doing well! It’s a miracle nobody was killed
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Person with arm stuck in lavatory toilet and the random spirit airlines passenger noises for the in cabin exterior view shots? I wonder when Delta started operating charter flights for Spirit? LMAO. Great content as always!
So awesome that you have thousands upon thousands of viewers on each video watching you fly planes & give colorful commentary. Whether you actually do it professionally or not, you're essentially filling up football stadiums with EACH video. Crazy to think about. Keep it up!!
Always nice to see my home airport in a sim vid. 🙂 If this was recorded in the last couple of days, and you were using live weather, that may have been castoff rain from the tropical storm that you ran into on short final.
Delta mechanics then went on to disassemble the entire aircraft around the stuck passenger. The vehicle was a total write-off as the lavatory couldn't be restored to an air-worthy state.
I like watching these cause they make me think of my grandpa who was a Navy pilot for 32 years. I like to think they'd do funny little jokes like this when doing training flights and whatnot, just like when he would fly low over the house as a way to "wave" at my grandma
While I genuinely appreciate these uploads, and I'm sure you're a busy guy, I must say these videos are criminally short. I'm not even into flight sim whatsoever, but these videos are so amazing. I could watch them for hours. Thank you AFP! Laughed so hard throughout this one. I hope you're my pilot one day. If I ever hear your voice over the comms I will cry... then drop my phone in the toilet. PS: The "hell yeah" from the previous episode was one of the greatest moments ever, I love that you included the clip again hahaha. So good.
Reminds me of an incident I heard about while working at Horizon. A woman was in a first class seat, and she needed to use the bathroom bad while on final approach. She wasn't able to hold it. After they parked and everyone else deplaned, paramedics and maintenance got onboard to extract her _because she was stuck to the seat._ Apparently, she told the paramedics she was "stuck to it like bear glue," to which the paramedic replied "ma'am, I don't know what bear glue is, but I think I get what you're saying." They got her out, and then maintenance had to remove that row of seats AND the couple rows in front of it because it had run onto the floor and down to the rows in front of her.
@@wenkhieyteh1127 She got really bad diarrhea while she was in her seat. By the time they got to the gate, it had dried partially and literally adhered her to the seat.
These are great videos man! Only recently discovered your channel but have been enjoying them and laughing at them. I just have one request and that is can you show the replay of the landing from the outside? It would make these videos a 10/10 for me, thanks
@@Prototype10_ what aircraft have you served as PiC that leads you to your determination? list them in their proper 4-digit Aircraft Type code for speed
@@corporalclegg914 I haven't served on any aircraft yet, I just know that in vfr it doesn't matter how big or small your aircraft is, but the weather conditions, so you can actually fly a vfr or not
You need to pilot a BA jet with lots of sophisticated passengers sounds, wine, dine, clinking champagne etc! Unless its Ryan Air then channel your inner Spirit Airlines! 😂
Yeah I was up there in First when this happened, he kept on yelling pretzels out the lavatory. I don't know what was going on but maybe he dropped his pretzels? Weird.
CLT GND here, I was trying my best to not die when you were explaining your emergency 😭 glad to be in a vid!
Always professional. :)
that explains the cop, i believe that would qualify as attempted murder
hi harri
DID.YOU.DUCT.TAPE.HIM?
👏
I tried to have fun with that once, IMMEDIATELY got a notice for the supervisors
10:15 the emergency vehicles showing up did it for me
The fuel truck was a nice touch
I was on this flight, it was crazy! They were about to amputate until one of the first responders said “Homer, are you just holding onto the phone?”
“Your point being…?”
Was this the same flight where Ted Striker decided it was a bad day to quit amphetamines?
@@Mr.NiceGuy80 Wrong character. That was Lloyd Bridges character.
🙋🙋Was the local lumber yard ok?🙋🙋
I looooove that I don't get this.
That rough landing was just to give the stuck passenger a little splash to think about their choices in life, not because of pilot error or anything.
L O L
"We're diverting to Charlotte because a passenger got their arm stuck in the toilet" is the aviation equivalent of "The dog ate my homework" and I absolutely LOVE it
This apparently actually happened with my friend when I was in middle school, great memories haha.
@@koobare I am confused on how one actually gets their whole hand stuck in a plane shitter.
@@CrazedSundanceprobably flushed with their hand in
@@doubledthread56 “Hmm, you know what would make my airplane toilet flushing experience better? Ah, I know! I’ll stick my hand in the hole as it flushes!”
@@CrazedSundanceDrop phone into toilet. Reach in to fish it out. Toilet flushes while hand still in the pipes. Airplane toilets use a vacuum to flush instead of water, so your whole arm gets sucked in. Now you're stuck shoulder-deep in the shitter.
That was a certified RyanAir landing, goddamn 😂
Had one like that with them where it felt like the pilot wasn't completely sure he'd put down at the right airport and was considering leaving again.
Ryan Air you just have to be happy that they landed on an actual runway
@@LennoxMatt1 At the correct airport
_Mentour Pilot hated this comment_
@@MrNikolidasin the right country
i comepletely agree with the guy at the end, this has got to be the best emergency i have ever heard of! Thanks for the entertaining vids man
Bro this flight was crazy. I wake up in first class and 5 flight attendants and one co pilot are looking in the lavatory. The PA announcement had us all laughing in the cabin thought we tried to hold it back.
Ngl, that NY ATC going on a mission against 200 planes still holds the GOAT spot
😂😂😂😂 5:07 ATC reasonably asked an authentic question 😂😂😂...honestly AFP never disappoints.
"Uhhh, Charlotte Tower, Delta 157, turns out that landing dislodged the guy's arm... Permission requested to keep rolling for takeoff"
That’s amazing. I love how you stuck to your story and the controllers just played into it.
This aged very well. Had to double check the dates and make sure you weren't making this video as a response to the Delta that had to divert due to diarrhea
I know right, what a coincidence!
9:09 the angry passengers always gets me 🤣☠
With a guy stuck in the shitter while landing. I would love to witness that.
"I coulda did betta wit my eyes closed" great!
"did you duct tape him?"
ATC instantly knows whats up
I hate it when I get my entire arm stuck in an airline toilet. "Blue arm" they call it.
Better than blue balls
Afp you never fail to entertain me! I’m here after witnessing the Mig-23 crash in Ypsi. The smell was eerie as they say, like death, even though everybody survived thank God. Initially I thought they didn’t, the smoke was too thick to see the parachutes from where we were, and we didn’t know the ground situation either. Everything went eerily silent, the crowd, the announcers, until the only sounds were two patrolling F-35’s flying over to investigate, I tell you it was the most chilling flyover I’ve ever watched. The next day I went for flight training, paranoid enough, but had to call it off due to problems with the aircraft. Lately my desire to fly has been on high stakes, but you always motivate me to fly and make me smile, thanks for the upload Afp we are all very grateful:)
Co-worker of mine lives in the building next to where it crashed. They got incredibly lucky! I can't wait to see the full report on that. My wife and I were at Culver's in Belleville, and when the first fire truck went past I joked "Maybe something happened at the air show" and then the second and the third and an ambulance went by. I said "Oh shit, maybe something really happened" and got outside and saw the smoke.
@@wrifraff no way I was at that same culvers!! Waited in the parking lot an hour before traffic cleared, but I had no appetite to eat, then we went to investigate. I’m glad everybody is okay, hope you, your friend and wife are all doing well! It’s a miracle nobody was killed
"Swearing in British" - As a Brit I can confirm this was correctly spoken 🤣😂🤣
It was expertly done with a seamless mid bridge to German before returning
What did he say ? (I did not get it coz I’m Swiss)
@@charlyrossier3415 Fucking shite bollocks
The cabin announcement though 😂😂😂😂😂 “it’s not even an iPhone, it’s a fuckin Android” classic AFP
Bringing a whole other meaning to Jet Blue for that passenger. 😮
I never knew that pax could get smurfed too😂
The utter commitment to the kayfabe from everyone involved, 10/10.
You get a thumb for proper use of "kayfabe"
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Powdered aluminum pigment gives traditional duct tape its silvery gray color
Duct tape is generally silvery gray in color, but also available in other colors and printed designs, from whimsical yellow ducks, college logos to practical camouflage patterns. It is often confused with gaffer tape (which is designed to be non-reflective and cleanly removed, unlike duct tape).
During World War II, Revolite (then a division of Johnson & Johnson) developed an adhesive tape made from a rubber-based adhesive applied to a durable duck cloth backing. This tape resisted water and was used to seal some ammunition cases during that period.[1]
"Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899[2] and "duct tape" (described as "perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape") since 1965.[3]
Person with arm stuck in lavatory toilet and the random spirit airlines passenger noises for the in cabin exterior view shots? I wonder when Delta started operating charter flights for Spirit? LMAO.
Great content as always!
Best diversion since he delivered a baby in San Diego as ATC!
Miss the hot air balloons 😂
Especially when they break off of formation 🤣
When FS2024 announced they are releasing hot air balloons into the sim... I was like oh boy Air Force Proud is gonna shit a brick!
Shoulda asked for a start cart to pressurize the waste tank so he could get his arm out.
"It lets go of the phone or it gets the hose again."
8:47 Sounds like the warning system is criticizing that landing :p
The solo ATC in over their head gradually losing their marbles (and doing this for FUN) is always the best tho.
I love this combination of hilarious and super professional. Good content!
As a C1 controller on VATSIM UK, I hope you will fly into our airspace soon. Great videos.
Just when I was watching older videos today, he drops a new one. Awesome!
Idk how atc stayed professional when you described the "nature of your emergency" 😂
Great mix of classic Airfriedpork69 humor and recent VATSIM professionalism.
So awesome that you have thousands upon thousands of viewers on each video watching you fly planes & give colorful commentary. Whether you actually do it professionally or not, you're essentially filling up football stadiums with EACH video. Crazy to think about. Keep it up!!
“To make matters worse it wasn’t even an iPhone it was an android” 😂
ATC at Charlotte was hoping for that *_'50 shades of AirforceProud'_* roleplay.
Always nice to see my home airport in a sim vid. 🙂
If this was recorded in the last couple of days, and you were using live weather, that may have been castoff rain from the tropical storm that you ran into on short final.
If it was a Nokia 3310/3320 dropped in the first class shitter, that could have been catastrophic for the plane.
"Did you duct tape him?" fucking SENT me.
Delta mechanics then went on to disassemble the entire aircraft around the stuck passenger. The vehicle was a total write-off as the lavatory couldn't be restored to an air-worthy state.
I like watching these cause they make me think of my grandpa who was a Navy pilot for 32 years. I like to think they'd do funny little jokes like this when doing training flights and whatnot, just like when he would fly low over the house as a way to "wave" at my grandma
Absolutely excellent video, I love how creative you get with these.
While I genuinely appreciate these uploads, and I'm sure you're a busy guy, I must say these videos are criminally short. I'm not even into flight sim whatsoever, but these videos are so amazing. I could watch them for hours. Thank you AFP! Laughed so hard throughout this one. I hope you're my pilot one day. If I ever hear your voice over the comms I will cry... then drop my phone in the toilet.
PS: The "hell yeah" from the previous episode was one of the greatest moments ever, I love that you included the clip again hahaha. So good.
The announcment really had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂 4:20
Reminds me of an incident I heard about while working at Horizon.
A woman was in a first class seat, and she needed to use the bathroom bad while on final approach. She wasn't able to hold it. After they parked and everyone else deplaned, paramedics and maintenance got onboard to extract her _because she was stuck to the seat._ Apparently, she told the paramedics she was "stuck to it like bear glue," to which the paramedic replied "ma'am, I don't know what bear glue is, but I think I get what you're saying." They got her out, and then maintenance had to remove that row of seats AND the couple rows in front of it because it had run onto the floor and down to the rows in front of her.
How exactly did she get stuck at all?
@@wenkhieyteh1127 She got really bad diarrhea while she was in her seat. By the time they got to the gate, it had dried partially and literally adhered her to the seat.
The delta passenger diarrhea incident was like an airforceproud video
You brought the funny back. A missed opportunity on the duct tape option imo but you da Cap'n.
Haha, loved the extra flavor of hearing the startled passengers after the rough landing
2:36 AFP: "Nothing terrible has happened yet."
Me: *waiting*
These are great videos man!
Only recently discovered your channel but have been enjoying them and laughing at them.
I just have one request and that is can you show the replay of the landing from the outside? It would make these videos a 10/10 for me, thanks
Noted!
@@Airforceproud95Thanks man! ♥️
What the hell!?
I almost snorted out livesavers gummies with the ‘swears in British’ lol!! Always an entertaining video from Airfryerproud95
Man watching your videos got me so hyped that I went and bought MSFS, yoke, controls, panels... I'm going full out :D
Good to see airsoftFatty still doing his thang
Last time I was this early, I flew VFR in a A380
The size of the aircraft doesn't matter, it's the weather, no need to be alarmed lol
And?
@@Prototype10_ what aircraft have you served as PiC that leads you to your determination? list them in their proper 4-digit Aircraft Type code for speed
@@corporalclegg914 I haven't served on any aircraft yet, I just know that in vfr it doesn't matter how big or small your aircraft is, but the weather conditions, so you can actually fly a vfr or not
God, I love these videos so much! So much fun! Hilarity through the roof. Keep 'em comin'!
this man puts so much effort into hi videos and i absolutely love it! keep up the great work!
Im so jealous of airline pilots. Such a dope job.
Get this, a delta flight to Spain had to return to ATL because a passenger violently shit themselves all over the aisle
Next time around?
The crazy chick on American Airlines with the "dark man" or ghost or whatever the eff she thought she saw.
His flights and the situations he finds himself in are just are hilarious ✈️🤣
The fact that I’m watching this on an iPhone makes this even better
i love how there was a poop-related emergency in real life a few days after this
The question is: How da heck the passenger got his arm stuck on the toilet? 🤭😄
Dropped his phone and grabbed it. I’m not 100% on the rest of the details
Amazing how ATC just went with it without any type of reaction 🤣
Man planes are so cool never gets old. Cant believe we figured out how to reliability get these things off the ground.
This is the kind of content I come here for.
My mans just landed in the reddest circle of hell and all he says is "it's hazy"
You need to pilot a BA jet with lots of sophisticated passengers sounds, wine, dine, clinking champagne etc! Unless its Ryan Air then channel your inner Spirit Airlines! 😂
Not enough "uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhs" when addressing the passengers. What a let down 🤣
Lol how happy I would be if you flew into the airport at the time I was controlling lol that would be dope! But love your content my guy!
"Beautiful evening for the passenger stuck in the shitter." 6:18
This is why i love your videos!
8:45 Don't you just hate it when the flight computer calls you out like that. lmfao 🤡
I miss the occasional chaotic flight vid with friends. But this is fun too. Just a little bit of oddity in the professional world of flying
Yes a new beautiful flight video thx man💪🏻
Audio of "PASSENGER SITUATION" provided free of charge by Spirit Airlines....
Yeah I was up there in First when this happened, he kept on yelling pretzels out the lavatory. I don't know what was going on but maybe he dropped his pretzels? Weird.
lol the tower controller sounds like he's at the end of a long shift
I love this combination of hilarious and super professional. Good content!. Miss the hot air balloons .
I lost it at some jagoff, always cracks me up to hear someone that’s not from Pittsburgh say it
That was amazing. So hilarious to watch after such a shitty week.
imagine you going for destination and seeing ATC is offline lol
What An Lovely Day Waking Up To An New Video!
I love the updates you do to the passengers lol
the way you said “fuckin shite bollocks” was one of the FUNNIEST things i’ve ever heard you say 🤣🤣🤣
Another video! Thank you! I was getting bored of the usual channels I watch.
Bro, thanks you landed at my local airport. Awesome video. You always make me laugh
this happened (or, the video release happened) way to close to the actual delta "women shits through the ENTIRE plane" ordeal.
Please remain belted in your seats while Captain Kangaroo bounces what's left of the plane to the gate.
“Planes in the air don’t stop moving” 😂😂😂 that cracked me up
If I had a dollar for every time I had to find some passengers phone...
2:48 I can categorically say as a British citizen that the only people in the UK who swear like that are the American tourists on holiday 😂
‘Swears in British’ has me dead af
On the shitter, watching on my Samsung!
why is the quality so good? i almost didn't realize it was your video
I have never been this early but I am addicted and I don’t know why. Great work!
idk, was that a pilot induced oscillation? kinda looked like it might be with the one gear touchdown and then the bounce.
On behalf of everyone, I would like to request that you occasionally do a livestream of a full flight or full flight vid.
Air Kenya is at it again. 😂
The announcement had me rolling