_von Strabb starts turning into a daemon_ *Khorne:* "O...kay. So. Who wants him--NOTIT!" *Nurgle:* "NOTIT!" *Slaanesh:* "NOTIT!" *Tzeentch:* "NOTI-- Oh, you assholes! This is not as planned!"
Having recently read the main book this infamous tub of lard appears in, seeing Yarrick verbally chew out Von Straub is very satisfying to see. It give me life.
This is the video that made me fall in love with the channel. The entire rant is mastercrafted. This is a verbal beating so profound, that Khorne has probably considered teaching his followers poetry.
“And two counts of improper dress.” I said it once, and I’ll say it again: When Dante throws the book at somebody, he makes damn sure he’s dotted his I’s and crossed his t’s.
@@MikazuchirebornI could actually see Guiliman taking some extra satisfaction in blowing away this lumen path who embodies so much of the rot in the Imperium.
23:00 I got it. Khorne in addition to being the god of blood, skulls and war, is also a god of honour and respect. Von Strab wouldn’t know what honour was if an Emperor Class Titan stepped on his favourite meal, and broke all his fine china.
Your performance hits that perfect storyteller anger, where the audience doesn't know a timeless hero or about a scumbag tyrant who deserves to be remembered so that the next generation can continue the tradition of spitting on their grave. Been a fan of your videos for a while now, and I look forward to hearing more stories. Really enjoy this video, Lotara Sarrin, Sigismund and Rylanor.
I remember that Titans require pilots,who are considered so rare as Titans require pilots with specific mental abilities to control the machine spirits of the titans.
Can confirm that your average fabricator general would have rather sacrificed the entire planet and everyone on it (including themselves) than sentence an entire titan legion to inevitable destruction the way that Strab did. And they weren't just destroyed, the corpses of the great machines were then ransacked and defiled by the orc horde, which used the components to create gargants and other abominable war machines. The only sweet mercy is that the Emperor class titan managed to sacrifice itself and destroy its sacred components before the orcs could get their grubby mitts on it.
Gotta give the Overlard that, he failed in size more than style. I wonder how much enraged pleasure Dante took in berating the Overlard and maybe its wishful thinking he could have broadcast it. How does something that big and dumb escape Astartes? Maybe Chaos has always been in his life, eh.
15:09 okay I want everyone to pause here and think on what was just told here. The Adeptus Mechanicus see Titans as the pinnacle of the machine God! Every Titan that died on Armageddon could have been avoided. The old saying about Titans holds true even in this case. "No weapon in the arsenal of the Imperium or the Traitor equals the Titan on the battlefield, and a Legion of such war machines can bring any world to its knees. In truth a Titan has only three enemies: folly, hubris and another of its own kind." The hubris and Folly that is incompetent waste of oxygen ordered into battle and entire legio of God Machines....and none returned to the forges of there birth. ConSider the fact that imperator titan are beyond rare. I am honestly surprised the first Dante didnt hear was the mechanicus demanding this tub of lard be handed over to them for servitorizatuon
Most likely, if any daemon was to be attracted to realspace by Von Strab, it would be a daemon of Slaanesh, god of "Don't stop eating" and "You're definitely someone's fetish". In this case however, I imagine it quickly realised its mistake and curled up in a corner to cry when it returned to the Warp and vowed to never leave home again.
The cult mechanicus would rather see the system burn, no planet in the imperium save Mars, forge worlds and MAYBE terra itself deserves a legio dieing on it in the eyes (or best approximation) of a tech priest.
_von Strabb starts turning into a daemon_
*Khorne:* "O...kay. So. Who wants him--NOTIT!"
*Nurgle:* "NOTIT!"
*Slaanesh:* "NOTIT!"
*Tzeentch:* "NOTI-- Oh, you assholes! This is not as planned!"
*von Strabb gets thrown into lava.*
*Khorne:* Problem solved.
If the Mechanicus raided his room, they would find an STC fragment for air friers.
Having recently read the main book this infamous tub of lard appears in, seeing Yarrick verbally chew out Von Straub is very satisfying to see. It give me life.
Two questions, 1 what is the name of said book & 2 is it available as an audiobook on audible?
Pyres of Armageddon mainly, if I remember correctly. And I don’t use audible so I don’t know.
This is the video that made me fall in love with the channel. The entire rant is mastercrafted. This is a verbal beating so profound, that Khorne has probably considered teaching his followers poetry.
“And two counts of improper dress.”
I said it once, and I’ll say it again: When Dante throws the book at somebody, he makes damn sure he’s dotted his I’s and crossed his t’s.
No wonder Bobby G respects him. We can only imagine how huge that list of charges would've been if Guilliman did it.
@@MikazuchirebornI could actually see Guiliman taking some extra satisfaction in blowing away this lumen path who embodies so much of the rot in the Imperium.
The man sent an entire Titan legion to die including an emperor class and the machanicus didn’t send a skitarri to disintegrate him
23:00 I got it. Khorne in addition to being the god of blood, skulls and war, is also a god of honour and respect. Von Strab wouldn’t know what honour was if an Emperor Class Titan stepped on his favourite meal, and broke all his fine china.
Your performance hits that perfect storyteller anger, where the audience doesn't know a timeless hero or about a scumbag tyrant who deserves to be remembered so that the next generation can continue the tradition of spitting on their grave.
Been a fan of your videos for a while now, and I look forward to hearing more stories. Really enjoy this video, Lotara Sarrin, Sigismund and Rylanor.
I remember that Titans require pilots,who are considered so rare as Titans require pilots with specific mental abilities to control the machine spirits of the titans.
"Blood type Alfredo"
I DIED-- 😂
Can confirm that your average fabricator general would have rather sacrificed the entire planet and everyone on it (including themselves) than sentence an entire titan legion to inevitable destruction the way that Strab did. And they weren't just destroyed, the corpses of the great machines were then ransacked and defiled by the orc horde, which used the components to create gargants and other abominable war machines. The only sweet mercy is that the Emperor class titan managed to sacrifice itself and destroy its sacred components before the orcs could get their grubby mitts on it.
4:35 "Eater of grox, pig, and BER!!" Love it.
I have to admit, GWs naming conventions have left me baffled. But in this, GW got it right. Herman Von (back) Strab!
Im surprised the mechanicum let him use a bulk hauler of that power to change hives.
*_"The Lord of the FRIES"_* HA!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta give the Overlard that, he failed in size more than style. I wonder how much enraged pleasure Dante took in berating the Overlard and maybe its wishful thinking he could have broadcast it. How does something that big and dumb escape Astartes? Maybe Chaos has always been in his life, eh.
You are my new favorite lorehammer provider. I hope your channel gets like 10mil subs.
The recaf is piping hot in this voxcast!
15:09 okay I want everyone to pause here and think on what was just told here. The Adeptus Mechanicus see Titans as the pinnacle of the machine God! Every Titan that died on Armageddon could have been avoided. The old saying about Titans holds true even in this case.
"No weapon in the arsenal of the Imperium or the Traitor equals the Titan on the battlefield, and a Legion of such war machines can bring any world to its knees. In truth a Titan has only three enemies: folly, hubris and another of its own kind."
The hubris and Folly that is incompetent waste of oxygen ordered into battle and entire legio of God Machines....and none returned to the forges of there birth. ConSider the fact that imperator titan are beyond rare. I am honestly surprised the first Dante didnt hear was the mechanicus demanding this tub of lard be handed over to them for servitorizatuon
Awesome to see the channel kicking off!
Most likely, if any daemon was to be attracted to realspace by Von Strab, it would be a daemon of Slaanesh, god of "Don't stop eating" and "You're definitely someone's fetish". In this case however, I imagine it quickly realised its mistake and curled up in a corner to cry when it returned to the Warp and vowed to never leave home again.
"I'm going back to the Palace of Slaanesh, where people treat each other right!"
It's GREAT YOU FOUND THE BOSS
The background track for tuis video should just be ne saying DAMN ad infinitum
And who's the arch-child-abuser?
Kor Phaeron
How could you say all that stuff without constantly laughing like a drain?
the amount of fat jokes is absolutely impressive
You're a riot man!
If this were a movie who would be the Actors?
Herman von Strab should have a wiki page on the Pathetic Pinhead Wiki.
Love the new logo, it looks awesome.
What is the music during the Legio Metallica section?
The cult mechanicus would rather see the system burn, no planet in the imperium save Mars, forge worlds and MAYBE terra itself deserves a legio dieing on it in the eyes (or best approximation) of a tech priest.
10:44 Why, Old Man? Why did you inflict this image upon us, your loyal viewers? *Why?*
Because I have emotional issues!
Cool
Also is it just me or does Herman von Strab kind of looks like a Sontaran from Doctor Who?
Don’t insult sontarans like that dude.
10:44 Artist name?
Hermon von srob vs Donald J Trump
rent free.
Mr. Trump would prob win