i’ve made a community post about this but i guess i have to address this here too, in short, i did not think ukraine had the intention to host when making this video, that’s why i said what i said thank you. I MEANT STAMINA NOT STIGMA (autocorrect kys) the my name is chiki segment at the start of the second semi was the worst thing to have ever been broadcasted on eurovision in the contest’s history 😕
that whole part was a big flop - "we have spain here... i mean romania" *gives the mic to ukraine, doesn't let them speak* "this is holand... this is poland" lmaooo
As someone who is from Romania, I am happy that some people liked our song. :)) Edit: Oh, and I forgot to say, but, Modlova’s was better tho. (Idk, it kind of fit both Romania’s “traditional” music and Moldova’s).
@@Bendy_something You had really great song, people here in Poland were commenting on the Internet that's a funny song but most people liked it and were writing llamame llamame hola mi bebebe in many posts 😅 sadly we didn't gave you points in final, at least you got some from televoters in semifinal from us.
@@bellekovac_ as per Google Translate, it looks like I was right, "kurwa" means "whore". Fun fact, in Romanian we have "curva", which on top of having the same meaning, is also pronounced the same.
The best thing is that they(Zdob și Zdub and the Advahov brothers) came back in Moldova with the train that had Chișinău - București as route :D idk if i explained that right sorry
@@urlifabio the votes from 6 countries juriez were annuled and instead there was a special algorytm used (both in second semi and in the final) the juries were: Poland, San Marino, Georgia, Romania, Azerbaijan and Montenegro
@@internet4543 he repeated the same thing over and over , as a native English speaker, that was awful 😅 And Ukraine and Serbia were my favourite , so nice try with your “western standards” lol. Also I notice you’re from Serbia, so why would you choose Moldova over your own amazing song???
Pls I saw the second semi at the jury show and didn’t know at the time it was intentional so me and my friend thought that the dancers forgot he was there and bumped on him on accident lmao 😂
It was so funny, as if we didn't know what was about to happen lmao Cyprus guy: talks for 30 minutes in italian, enthusiastically declaring this and that, then..............................¹² ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᴳʳᵉᵉᶜᵉ
The exact same guy did the exact same thing last year, only speaking Dutch because it was the Netherlands hosting. He even had the same evil grin while doing the heart symbol. Top class banter legend this guy.
@@tommferr4015 and that's what suppossedly made EBU call off the votes from the juries of Romania, Montenegro, Azerbaijan, Poland, and 2 others and replace them
France, Norway and Lithuania deserved way more points than they got (esp France like wtf). But I'm glad that Europe understood and converted to Konstraktism bc she was and is the moment
I genuinly thought France has a chance in winning, they had intresting vibe, strong beat, and where mesmerising. I think Romania and Lithuania were hurt too but France's score is crime.
@@andreeab2948 i axtually got the video sent to me by the UMK (uuden musiikin kilpailu aka the finnish song contest decidikg our eurovisiok song. I can send them over, i couldnt find the linn anywhere so i asked their instagram account
By the time I'd finished analysing what was going on, I realised I'd forgotten to notice whether the song was actually good or not. Needless to say, despite the worthiness of some of the issues it raises for consideration, this one wasn't one of my favourites :-(
My grandma's favourite was Moldova, she started dancing and swinging her body just like the singers So I joined her and we had a fun time ahahah Love from Italyy
We had a little baby watching with us. He got so excited for Moldova, he was bouncing in his seat. He also would clap his little feet along with Konstrakta's claps. Not even babies can resist Konstraktism
My boyfriend detests Eurovision, he doesn’t get it at all. However there were three countries where he came in from the kitchen to watch when he heard them . France, Norway and Moldova . Moldova was his favourite I was pleasantly surprised he enjoyed it!
Sadly it's not in this video, but the pause in the UK delegation before cheering their 12s from Belgium and France is just too funny. It's been so long since we've had a 12 from a Francophone country that literally none of them realise "Royaume Uni" is them
Boy, this time post-Eurovision depression will hurt so bad. I got so used to Chanel, Sam, Brooke, Cornelia, Stijn, We are Domi, Ziti&Bueni, Monika and especially Konstrakta that I dont know how to survive until the new season
@@michelasdissapointmentanda8513 I did read one on balcanicaucaso ("In corpore sano, Serbia's hymn to health for Eurosong in Turin"). Sorry I can't give the direct link but YT tends to always take external ones down now, I have found. There's also a good article on seestage called "Deconstructing Konstrakta: the artist must be analysed", which also references other songs and their meaning. Hope this helps :-)
I am stuck in my head with Mika sayin "This is Holland", but on Konstrukta's melody, like "This is Holland, this is Holland, this is POLAND! this, this, this"
The UK and Spain: make a historic comeback in the contest Meanwhile Germany, with just six points: *they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand* Also, why are people acting like only Greece-Cyprus does this whole vote for each other thing? Portugal and Spain, Romania and Moldova, the Baltics, Russia and Belarus, Ireland and the UK, Scandinavia, the Balkans, San Marino and Italy, but no one bats an eye when they do it. Geopolitics in Eurovision is a tale as old as time
i think its just become more of a meme w cyprus and greece tbf, at least from what ive seen online its common knowledge that other countries have their biases
Othet countries have their biases but it's not as egregious as Greece and Cyprus. Portugal giving spain at least 3 points is not the same as consistently giving 12 regardless of song quality.
This year was full of originality. A few duds song wise (IMO) but still great artistry all round. How Czech Republic, France and Norway didn't rate higher baffles me. Sorely dissapointed Ronela didn't qualify. Anyway... I'm now joining the very long line to wash Konstrakta's hands.
I gave 7 of my 20 votes to Norway! They were screwed by the juries though. The televote was pretty good for them. I utterly adore Subwoolfer, they just lit up this year's Eurovision for me and have been making me laugh every day since.
That Eurovision was chaotic and a mess from Day One and I'm proud we made it alive together 😂😂 Brooke, Ronela, Monika, Konstrakta, Subwoolfer, Sam, Sheldon, Cornelia, We Are Domi, Systur, LPS, CITI ZENI, WRS and Circus Mircus.. So many icons we discover this year and so many good songs!! So proud for all the artist that gave us the best show ever and see you next year!!! ❤️
@@PatriziaGioele Just on the show you can see: - the kinetic sun not working - the jury votes not being accepted and giving fake points - difficulties to "join the spokespersons" - lots of breaks cause they didn't had enough time to prepare the stage during the show - Laura Pausini coming at the end of the jury vote cause she certainly must have had a wardrobe issue, - a broken camera (you can see it cause they put a static shot of the whole arena during the performances) - a lot of camera shots not in the right angle and very bad - a lot of camera shots where we can see another camera man on stage And this is only the issues from the Grand Final but they were many others issues since the rehearsals and as a fan of Eurovision, I don't remember as many issues and non-professional coming from the EBU and the host broadcast (but it was still a great show but it's also thanks to the delegations and singers/groups/DJ that made their performances incredible and entertaining)
@@k.v.7681 I literally just finished reading an article about that a second ago 😂😂 She said she had low blood pressure and she was forced to stop for a couple of minutes! With all the difficulties and all the work and energy they gave on that show I'm not surprised.. Happy she will have time now to sleep and take some rest
Your guy was talented. I think the looping thing and usage of multiple instruments is generally super impressive but given only vocals are performed live on Eurovision his team could've focused on making it more visually memorable. Most people watch Eurovision for the memeable stuff. Which is why Moldova and Norway received so many votes from the audience.
We already have the money. Let the others have it. 👍🏼 That's why we don't let big stars perform but do our own singing show thingy beforehand. No big need for us to win.
The only thing I learn with Eurovision is that I'm such a simpleton. Each of them earned their spot in my heart. I am weak but swear to stay loyal once I join Konstraktism.
My favorite moment was when Serbia pulled ahead of the UK, and the camera cut to Sam Ryder, who was in the middle of drinking from a wine bottle and he just grinned and cheered to the camera with the whole bottle, like "well, it was fun while it lasted"
Can I say something unpopular? Italy hosted a FANTASTIC edition! the stage is the best one I've seen in ages (yes I know about the broken sun, but if you hadn't told me i wouldn't even have noticed. Can we talk about the WATERFALLS?), the hosts were great, very cheerful and funny, the turquoise carpet was unbelievably good. We had Maneskin and Il volo perform again, and Diodato gave us a showstopping performance (2020 winner vibess, damn Italy is really sending quality after quality) . Also, the songs this year were INCREDIBLE, sooo many good songs and I' very very happy with Ukraine being the winner, great song and great performance. Also I feel like artists like Chanel, Cornelia, Konstrakta will gain a lot of popularity despite not winning. I simply LOVED esc 2022!!
out of curiosity what do people generally criticise about italy's hosting? I'm not usually a fan, but since i'm italian i watched it this year and it looked good to me
@@federicoleone6162 They mostly criticized the stage (especially the sun, which was supposed to move during the performances) and I saw some people criticize the hosts... I read that nikkie tutorials (the host of last year in Rotterdam) said that the hosting this year was "embarassing"...That's crazy to me, I think that this year's hosts did an amazing job, and in comparison last year looked too formal and robotic
Thank you for validating my thoughts during the show hahahahaha Regardless of the scuffed production, a lot of personalities really shined this year and will definitely be following the careers of Monika, WRS, Amanda, MARO...and of course of our Queen and Goddess Konstrakta
funny thing about Cornelia waiting for the Tele votes, she was mouthing “kom igen, kom igen” in Swedish which means “come on, come on” because they were so slow with revealing the results😍😍
@@mariyaangelova683 call to save people's lives is propaganda? They said nothing about the Azov Regiment, they asked to help Mariupol and those who are blocked at the Azovstal plant (the so-called plant if you did not know). And there were hundreds of people who defended the city, the military (various not only Azov), border guards, police, territorial defense.
@@mariyaangelova683 he was talking about Azovstal plant, an iron plant, where thousands of people - city defenders and civil people (including many children) were in siege under never-ending bombings. This was a huge deal, people were dying from injuries & starvation, and Russia was constantly shooting evacuation corridors. Screw that win, bringing attention to that situation was more important, which is why they went for it, they were ready to be disqualified for that statement if it meant people get saved.
Loved this list, you have captured so many great moments from this year. However, you didn't mention Spain's back up dancer, who got SO overwhelmed and SO emotional during the points section. Like, he just couldn't handle how many countries loved their song, ugly crying everywhere. Precious bb.
France this year had so many references to read Breton music without being cliche it was so cool. Like France disrespects our culture so fucking much and it was so cool to have our language there and this was the score?? I'm still salty ngl fhdjsj
@@amaeliss7827 i thought france was amazing!! Super gutting about the result. I think whilst the song slapped the vocals were a little off the studio version unfortunately. Still, it should not have placed so low ugh!! Also there should be more countries who showcase their minority languages and cultures at Eurovision. I wish we in the UK would send something in Scottish Gaelic or Welsh, or that just honoured either of the cultures!
"Thanks Italy for attempting to host a great show" as an Italian i kinda understand this shade, but you know what? We love the chaotic good energy we give to our show, so i hope someone in general kinda liked this year's show
" We. Got points. We. Got. Points! " I'm dead, I'm a goner 😂. This is so wholesome. Also, Konstraktism is way of life, state of mind ❤️. All kneel before the Queen.
Thanks for this. Some great moments in there! I think your taste is similar to mine, especially the 'robbed' sections. Armenia and France were in my top 5 and I have no idea why they ended up so low. I loved Serbia and Moldova too.
this is more of an in-joke between greeks but, right before switzerland gave the 12 points to greece, one of the greek commentators said "there's no way they'll give us the 12 points. come to think of it, they wouldn't even give us any chocolate" and then 5 seconds later we hear the "12 points go to... greece !" and literally every single greek either chocked on their food or stood up very quickly and we all went "WHAT 😃", and when i tell you every greek i mean *every* greek. just thought i'd share XD
Thanks so much for all the points you gave to France and our 24th place...... Dont mind, I love this song and will dance on it this summer! Congratulations to UK, my favorite, to Moldavia for the happiness they give to us, the charm of Portugal, the charisma of singers from Lithuania or serbia, and all of these beautiful voices and staging. So good moments!
Seeing how badly Fulenn unfortunately did this year, I’m not mad anymore that you didn’t choose Terra by the Tanxus. It would’ve hurt. Interesting to speculate how well Mama would’ve done.
@@r.r.4809 dude she has literally been a professional for years. She has been a musical actress, recieved training, and worked in many important projects. Her performance and dance were impecable, the suit was made by famous fashion designer Palomo Spain and it weights more than 6 kg because of how many swarovski crystals it has. It is Eurovision's most expensive suit. And even if the song regarding lyrics is far from good, the melody is good and her vocal performance was impressive even though her sound, as with many other performances during the night, was poorly adjusted. On top of that she wore traditionally inspired clothing, movements, etc. Culturally representing Spain. Tell me which one was your performance, and I can tell you where you lack. But you can't possibly say it was bad just because you didn't like it, because Spotify premium is not a title to judge musical quality, when a very famous Spanish professional musician discovered her. She wasn't my favourite to go, and I was ready to be bitter about it, but you can't day it was bad just because you are bitter. That is just being in denial lol At least we didn't put the money in the voting part, like the UK did xD
i’ve made a community post about this but i guess i have to address this here too, in short, i did not think ukraine had the intention to host when making this video, that’s why i said what i said thank you.
I MEANT STAMINA NOT STIGMA (autocorrect kys)
the my name is chiki segment at the start of the second semi was the worst thing to have ever been broadcasted on eurovision in the contest’s history 😕
I forgot it already 💀
That's what happens when you sign a sponsorship with Tik Tok, you must comply with their requests 🤦🏻♀️
What?
Exactly! Cringe and unnecessary
I forgot about that 💀
UK yelling "We got points!" Made me laugh so hard when I saw it live 😂
Those were actually my exact words when I was watching at home as well! 😂
@@phoenixrose1192 Same 😂
@@phoenixrose1192 Same especially because of last year 😂
Pretty sure it was “We love points”
@@ancalagonite434 It was a humbling experience…let’s put it that way! 😂
Glad we bounced back from that though.
"This is Holand.....THIS IS POLAND---"
I laugh at this moment of Mika XDDD
I love Mika but he was the wrong choice to co-present
@@canny_linguist he’s had a lot of great and funny moments, but I feel like he’s a bit… confused? Something like that
@@12_terabyte57 yeah, i thought the same
that whole part was a big flop - "we have spain here... i mean romania" *gives the mic to ukraine, doesn't let them speak* "this is holand... this is poland" lmaooo
@@werosification Yes. Cascading errors :-D
everyone singing along to Romania was just the sweetest. SUCH a good song and what a performance too!!
well it depends on your taste i suppose
As someone who is from Romania, I am happy that some people liked our song. :))
Edit: Oh, and I forgot to say, but, Modlova’s was better tho. (Idk, it kind of fit both Romania’s “traditional” music and Moldova’s).
@@Bendy_something You had really great song, people here in Poland were commenting on the Internet that's a funny song but most people liked it and were writing llamame llamame hola mi bebebe in many posts 😅 sadly we didn't gave you points in final, at least you got some from televoters in semifinal from us.
People should have been singing and dancing to Subwoolfer as they did all the way up to the contest then it would have been top 5.
as a romanian i loved this lol
The singer from Poland saying "kurwa" is something I didn't know I needed.
Literally the most Polish thing ever 😅
Question, does "kurwa" mean "whore" by any chance?
What does it mean?
@@bellekovac_ "Fuck"
@@bellekovac_ as per Google Translate, it looks like I was right, "kurwa" means "whore".
Fun fact, in Romanian we have "curva", which on top of having the same meaning, is also pronounced the same.
Best moment? Moldova turning the whole arena into a train ride from Chisinau to Bucharest.
saying that the train running in the same country ...not two .. but many don't understand the lyrics of the song...
@@dand7763 "parcă-i una parcă-s două". We understood and it's enough ❤️🧡💙
The best thing is that they(Zdob și Zdub and the Advahov brothers) came back in Moldova with the train that had Chișinău - București as route :D idk if i explained that right sorry
fuck yeah
6 invalid jurors, 3 countries not being able to connect? this voting was a disaster
As far as I'm aware, the three that were "unable to connect" were 3 of the 6 with suspicious votes
Im sorry what do you mean with 6 invalid jurors?
The connect thing was a lie
@@laringita223 really?
@@urlifabio the votes from 6 countries juriez were annuled and instead there was a special algorytm used (both in second semi and in the final)
the juries were: Poland, San Marino, Georgia, Romania, Azerbaijan and Montenegro
Moldova was incredible! PLEASE It's so crazy how a country shaken by crises and problems can radiate so many joy.
Thank you Moldova🇲🇩🇲🇩
F’ing 228 points from the people that’s incrediböe
thank you for the kind words my man
@@bkgames2 239* even!
They were awful but to each their own
@@internet4543 he repeated the same thing over and over , as a native English speaker, that was awful 😅 And Ukraine and Serbia were my favourite , so nice try with your “western standards” lol. Also I notice you’re from Serbia, so why would you choose Moldova over your own amazing song???
my favorite moment was when Poland's dancers started running at and bouncing off Ochman like beyblades
😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was intencional but funny af lol
Pls I saw the second semi at the jury show and didn’t know at the time it was intentional so me and my friend thought that the dancers forgot he was there and bumped on him on accident lmao 😂
Poland was one of the three best live performances in my opinion
Their wardrobes are stationary, so sadly they can't Let It Rip.
Konstrakta isn't a person but a state of mind. And planning on starting a cult where we worship her.
she is an existential being that’s always in spirit
🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️
Where can I join? 😀
as a serb, ily
The cypriot guy speaking Italian to avoid saying that the 12 points would go to Greece was so funny to me
It was so funny, as if we didn't know what was about to happen lmao
Cyprus guy: talks for 30 minutes in italian, enthusiastically declaring this and that, then..............................¹² ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᴳʳᵉᵉᶜᵉ
Guys is not a joke just take or leave 12 POINTS FROM CYPRUS 🇨🇾 GO TO GREECE 🇬🇷 AND FROM GREECE 🇬🇷 TO CYPRUS 🇨🇾 (another year)
The exact same guy did the exact same thing last year, only speaking Dutch because it was the Netherlands hosting. He even had the same evil grin while doing the heart symbol. Top class banter legend this guy.
@@Aggelos005
Trading vote dawg, just like other countries last year
@@tommferr4015 and that's what suppossedly made EBU call off the votes from the juries of Romania, Montenegro, Azerbaijan, Poland, and 2 others and replace them
France, Norway and Lithuania deserved way more points than they got (esp France like wtf). But I'm glad that Europe understood and converted to Konstraktism bc she was and is the moment
I literally thought that all the big five countries would get a good place, I'm so surprised about Ger and Fra being so low
I'm still in shock about France, somehow thought it would be in top-5
I genuinly thought France has a chance in winning, they had intresting vibe, strong beat, and where mesmerising. I think Romania and Lithuania were hurt too but France's score is crime.
@@Lena_Mardi well Germany and France are the most hated countries in Europe and the Eurovision is political so… it shows
I feel like I'm the only person on Earth who didn't really get what Konstrakta was trying to do and it's making me sad.
I can't be the only one who was mesmerized from Lithuania. Their country never won but she was so good!! She deserved way more
ikr, im lithuanian and i was SO impressed by it!
I LOVED HER SM she was robbed I s2g I've been listening to Sentimentai on repeat and don't understand a single word of lithuanian
It was a gorgeous song with so much personality to it.
Beautiful voice and best song imho. I totally fell in love for her, and obviously my vote went to Lithuania!
TAIPPPPPP!!!
Idk how well known this is yet but the finnish commentators gave a banana to the Norwegian performers.
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULLFILLED
When? What?
The finnish commentator is a chaotic neutral. He called Malik (Germany) Lidl Eminem in an endearing manner and basically told your mom joke live
So did LPS! ruclips.net/video/CcISaVp5ukQ/видео.html
@@andreeab2948 i axtually got the video sent to me by the UMK (uuden musiikin kilpailu aka the finnish song contest decidikg our eurovisiok song. I can send them over, i couldnt find the linn anywhere so i asked their instagram account
@@kirapokelmann618 it's in the Rasmus accounts for you to find it quickly
When she threw the wine glass the only thing I could think was "I hope nobody looks under a table to see the broken glass lol"
That excuse only worked last year because it was true... but there is NO WAY anyone would believe it twice in a row, so you're right - LOL
Nice Damiano reference 🤣
LMAODKSKALSKLSLS
I didn't know Cornelia threw her win glass. OMG that made me laugh so hard.
If only she had held on to that win. ;-)
I hope that no one got hit by that glass on their head :D
Did they perhaps switch from glass to plastic this year? Just to be safe there was no broken glasses in green room this year…
its plastic for safety reasons
Oh, problem solved then! It still hurts, however, even if it's all plastic :D
proud to be serbian.
stay healthy everyone, BITI ZDRAVA, BITI ZDRAVA
Can't stop singing that song, even if I'm italian and can't spell serbian properly! Loved her
@@Kayreenn respect
In Polish It’s bądź zdrowy 😄
@@Jellykasinoo2 yes its very similar, at least the pronunciation
Serbia always delivers, tbh. From Cipela to Corpore Sano - forever iconic
the public in the arena this year was just amazing 🥰 singing along with almost every act
Best Eurovision crowd ever
They were too loud with the CZ song at the start. They went crazy over Moldova and forgot how iconic Subwoolfer are.
@@starrynight1657 Wym people sang along to Subwoolfer
@@flaccid6pancake It was much more clear that they clapped or sang to Moldova, and that helped them.
Imagine Cornelia would’ve win and had to repeat her performance totally drunk
That would be hilarious at least lmao
Konstrakta is my favorite person in eurovision history
By the time I'd finished analysing what was going on, I realised I'd forgotten to notice whether the song was actually good or not.
Needless to say, despite the worthiness of some of the issues it raises for consideration, this one wasn't one of my favourites :-(
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 stay healthy
My grandma's favourite was Moldova, she started dancing and swinging her body just like the singers So I joined her and we had a fun time ahahah
Love from Italyy
We had a little baby watching with us. He got so excited for Moldova, he was bouncing in his seat. He also would clap his little feet along with Konstrakta's claps. Not even babies can resist Konstraktism
My grandma also loved it lol
My boyfriend detests Eurovision, he doesn’t get it at all. However there were three countries where he came in from the kitchen to watch when he heard them . France, Norway and Moldova . Moldova was his favourite I was pleasantly surprised he enjoyed it!
@@littlemy1773 what's with boyfriends not liking Eurovision? My boyfriend also hates it ahahah
@@EmoonLeStrange not gay enough lol 😝
subwoolfer trying to sneak in the frame every time the hosts were talking near them, had me cry-laughing😂
They are wonderful scene-stealers. The Mika hug moment had me screaming. Oh god.
@@littleblackpistolExactly! They'll be remembered for a long time 💓
Sadly it's not in this video, but the pause in the UK delegation before cheering their 12s from Belgium and France is just too funny. It's been so long since we've had a 12 from a Francophone country that literally none of them realise "Royaume Uni" is them
As my family's designated French speaker I was translating the point reads lmfao
Haha yesss, the pause so long I had time to say "they're not realising it's them", still cracks me up
Lithuania was pure gold, a perfect performance with lots of personality
so glad she's got recognition in this video, she was amazing!!!!!!
Boy, this time post-Eurovision depression will hurt so bad. I got so used to Chanel, Sam, Brooke, Cornelia, Stijn, We are Domi, Ziti&Bueni, Monika and especially Konstrakta that I dont know how to survive until the new season
Do a deep dive into Konstrakta's other work. By the time you've decoded it, next year's entries should be ready!
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Yes, but I want her interviews in English
@@michelasdissapointmentanda8513 I did read one on balcanicaucaso ("In corpore sano, Serbia's hymn to health for Eurosong in Turin"). Sorry I can't give the direct link but YT tends to always take external ones down now, I have found. There's also a good article on seestage called "Deconstructing Konstrakta: the artist must be analysed", which also references other songs and their meaning.
Hope this helps :-)
I'll miss Subwoolfer's silly social media posts
Whats Ziti&Bueni?
I am stuck in my head with Mika sayin "This is Holland", but on Konstrukta's melody, like "This is Holland, this is Holland, this is POLAND! this, this, this"
PLSSS
Haha😂
And now I can't unhear this 😂.
I need a remix of this
The UK and Spain: make a historic comeback in the contest
Meanwhile Germany, with just six points: *they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand*
Also, why are people acting like only Greece-Cyprus does this whole vote for each other thing? Portugal and Spain, Romania and Moldova, the Baltics, Russia and Belarus, Ireland and the UK, Scandinavia, the Balkans, San Marino and Italy, but no one bats an eye when they do it. Geopolitics in Eurovision is a tale as old as time
We Germans already had our comeback in 2018, we can now rest for a few more years 😂
i think its just become more of a meme w cyprus and greece tbf, at least from what ive seen online its common knowledge that other countries have their biases
Othet countries have their biases but it's not as egregious as Greece and Cyprus. Portugal giving spain at least 3 points is not the same as consistently giving 12 regardless of song quality.
Serbia snubbed by the jury but loved by the public ❤️
like moldova. i voted so bad for them.
Both Serbia and Moldova were undervalued by the jury but the public voting said it all. Both outstanding performances
Unpopular opinion aparently, but I thought Serbia sucked this year
also someone who disliked serbias song, i preferred moldovas song
@@blakeizapuzzy unrelated but ew you're a gacha kid🤢
The Queen of eurovision is..... KONSTRAKTA
We’re here to join Konstraktism movement, where do we sign? 🙌🏻🇷🇸 she was absolutely amazing!!!! Loved this ESC, so many great artists 🤍
follow the steps in the video and you’re in
Konstrakta will perform on the huge music festival EXIT in Novi Sad, Serbia on 10th July, come and enjoy
@@colinafobe2152 excellent news 🙌🏻 that’s a great festival too!!!
@@angelinamedar9654 havent been for ages but it was so good, massive, incredible location, warm nights, diverse music and cheap
@@colinafobe2152 agree with you! Hope you will have the opportunity to go this summer! And Novi Sad is a great city 🙌🏻
This year was full of originality. A few duds song wise (IMO) but still great artistry all round. How Czech Republic, France and Norway didn't rate higher baffles me. Sorely dissapointed Ronela didn't qualify. Anyway... I'm now joining the very long line to wash Konstrakta's hands.
My favorite was Norway, I got so sad 😢
What also baffles me is how Spain got so high
@@vasconcelos7356 fr, also Greece was a lot higher than I expected
@@vasconcelos7356 - Showing your 'cheeks' apparently pays off.
I gave 7 of my 20 votes to Norway! They were screwed by the juries though. The televote was pretty good for them. I utterly adore Subwoolfer, they just lit up this year's Eurovision for me and have been making me laugh every day since.
That Eurovision was chaotic and a mess from Day One and I'm proud we made it alive together 😂😂
Brooke, Ronela, Monika, Konstrakta, Subwoolfer, Sam, Sheldon, Cornelia, We Are Domi, Systur, LPS, CITI ZENI, WRS and Circus Mircus.. So many icons we discover this year and so many good songs!! So proud for all the artist that gave us the best show ever and see you next year!!! ❤️
Sorry what was chaotic? It was a super show ....
@@PatriziaGioele Just on the show you can see:
- the kinetic sun not working
- the jury votes not being accepted and giving fake points
- difficulties to "join the spokespersons"
- lots of breaks cause they didn't had enough time to prepare the stage during the show
- Laura Pausini coming at the end of the jury vote cause she certainly must have had a wardrobe issue,
- a broken camera (you can see it cause they put a static shot of the whole arena during the performances)
- a lot of camera shots not in the right angle and very bad
- a lot of camera shots where we can see another camera man on stage
And this is only the issues from the Grand Final but they were many others issues since the rehearsals and as a fan of Eurovision, I don't remember as many issues and non-professional coming from the EBU and the host broadcast
(but it was still a great show but it's also thanks to the delegations and singers/groups/DJ that made their performances incredible and entertaining)
next year in moscow ! Z
@@vako7832 I heard she apparently fainted (at least that's what the on-site french commenters were told backstage).
@@k.v.7681 I literally just finished reading an article about that a second ago 😂😂
She said she had low blood pressure and she was forced to stop for a couple of minutes! With all the difficulties and all the work and energy they gave on that show I'm not surprised.. Happy she will have time now to sleep and take some rest
3:26 His face disappearing while he's correcting himself is SO FUNNY
Man I felt bad as a German that we suck so much already, now we didnt even make it into the meme vid. Why does everyone hate us? D:
They are still not over that one awkward thing Germany did
Your guy was talented. I think the looping thing and usage of multiple instruments is generally super impressive but given only vocals are performed live on Eurovision his team could've focused on making it more visually memorable.
Most people watch Eurovision for the memeable stuff. Which is why Moldova and Norway received so many votes from the audience.
We already have the money. Let the others have it. 👍🏼 That's why we don't let big stars perform but do our own singing show thingy beforehand. No big need for us to win.
Flash backs to 1939
I voted for Malik! Lots of love from Ukraine
Why I have Monika Liu stan right now. She is a moment.
Also ,,Thanks Italy for ATTEMPTING to host a great show" make me laugh but it's iconic words.
italy did fail a bit at everything they tried...
That shade. I love it!
@@flopjul3022 you maybe wished Italy had failed but the show was superb
@@daisyduke5979 if that was superb i don't wanna see a bad one
@@Relevart9169 maybe the one your country will host
Konstraktism is THE FUTURE
as a lithuanian i can confirm that everyone here is also obsessed with her
As y’all should, she’s a gem
"I want her to be my personal doctor"
Greece song: DIE TOGETHER
🤣😂😂🤣
Monika and Ana (Serbia) are queens 👑👑
1:07 every polish person (including me) immediately understands every emotion he feels in one word
Omg I didn't even know that but apparently I converted to Konstraktism a month ago. BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA MORAM MORAM MORAM
GOOD
Konstrakta will perform on the huge music festival EXIT in Novi Sad, Serbia on 10th July, come and enjoy
There is few of us, I guess...
BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA BIT BIT BIT BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA BITI ZDRAVA MOZE MOZE MOZE
Boi u got obsessed with our song
That was the most original und unique Eurovision Grand Final i’ve ever seen. Everyone was so original. From Konstrakta to Chanel. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
Really unique -it was the most politically corrupt Eurovision ever. Chanel was original🤣🤣? Copy paste of Eleni Foureira..
Hope to see you in the grand final next year
Love from your Adriatic coast neighbors in Italy
🇮🇹 ❤ 🇭🇷
I liked Spain's entry a lot! But it wasn't original. Check out Cyprus in 2018 with Fuego.
@@katerinakol5558 fuego lol. Chanel smashed fuego all day
@@satsuma1754 Well fuego was impressive because it was performed first... So yeah, originality is somewhat important
The only thing I learn with Eurovision is that I'm such a simpleton.
Each of them earned their spot in my heart.
I am weak but swear to stay loyal once I join Konstraktism.
Konstrakta will perform on the huge music festival EXIT in Novi Sad, Serbia on 10th July, come and enjoy
My favorite moment was when Serbia pulled ahead of the UK, and the camera cut to Sam Ryder, who was in the middle of drinking from a wine bottle and he just grinned and cheered to the camera with the whole bottle, like "well, it was fun while it lasted"
Can I say something unpopular? Italy hosted a FANTASTIC edition! the stage is the best one I've seen in ages (yes I know about the broken sun, but if you hadn't told me i wouldn't even have noticed. Can we talk about the WATERFALLS?), the hosts were great, very cheerful and funny, the turquoise carpet was unbelievably good. We had Maneskin and Il volo perform again, and Diodato gave us a showstopping performance (2020 winner vibess, damn Italy is really sending quality after quality) .
Also, the songs this year were INCREDIBLE, sooo many good songs and I' very very happy with Ukraine being the winner, great song and great performance. Also I feel like artists like Chanel, Cornelia, Konstrakta will gain a lot of popularity despite not winning.
I simply LOVED esc 2022!!
I definetly agree!!! I loved the waterfalls
out of curiosity what do people generally criticise about italy's hosting?
I'm not usually a fan, but since i'm italian i watched it this year and it looked good to me
@@federicoleone6162 They mostly criticized the stage (especially the sun, which was supposed to move during the performances) and I saw some people criticize the hosts... I read that nikkie tutorials (the host of last year in Rotterdam) said that the hosting this year was "embarassing"...That's crazy to me, I think that this year's hosts did an amazing job, and in comparison last year looked too formal and robotic
@@alterego5824 well, in italy you'll never get formal and robotic vibez lol
thank you anyway
@@Fradmin90 she*
AMAZING VIDEO 💜 Monika and Konstrakta are icons 👑💪
YES
YES
I'd never paid much attention to any hosts but in this year I couldn't have not, they were iconic 😂😍
On the live uk version where he said Holland instead of Poland the voice was like "no its not, its poland"
"the voice" 😂😂😂😂 graham norton's biggest legacy
Thank you for validating my thoughts during the show hahahahaha Regardless of the scuffed production, a lot of personalities really shined this year and will definitely be following the careers of Monika, WRS, Amanda, MARO...and of course of our Queen and Goddess Konstrakta
Ochman saying "kurwa" stole my heart XD
funny thing about Cornelia waiting for the Tele votes, she was mouthing “kom igen, kom igen” in Swedish which means “come on, come on” because they were so slow with revealing the results😍😍
It seems like last year Damiano and the "DACCI STI VOTIIIII" (give us the pointf ffs) 🤣🤣🤣 legends ♥️
I loved when Keith(?) increasingly agressively hugged Mika. I say Keith cause he brings the chaos, but it could be Jim.
"thanks to italy for *attempting* to host a great show" LMAO
I'm up in *SPACE, MAAAAAN!* 🚀🧑🚀✨🇬🇧
Currently washing my hands to stay healthy! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🧼👑🇷🇸
Seems nobody talks about of how good and professional Ukraine was. That dancer did that amazingness so many times in a week, it's just insane!
A breakdance isn't complete without a sick flute solo in the background
They made a fucking political statement about the questionable asow Regiment. This Was a propaganda at his best.
@@mariyaangelova683 call to save people's lives is propaganda? They said nothing about the Azov Regiment, they asked to help Mariupol and those who are blocked at the Azovstal plant (the so-called plant if you did not know). And there were hundreds of people who defended the city, the military (various not only Azov), border guards, police, territorial defense.
@@mariyaangelova683 he was talking about Azovstal plant, an iron plant, where thousands of people - city defenders and civil people (including many children) were in siege under never-ending bombings. This was a huge deal, people were dying from injuries & starvation, and Russia was constantly shooting evacuation corridors. Screw that win, bringing attention to that situation was more important, which is why they went for it, they were ready to be disqualified for that statement if it meant people get saved.
Thank you! Finally found someone who truly appreciates Kalush 😊
Imagine if Drunk Cornelia won and had to sing on stage 😂
Loved this list, you have captured so many great moments from this year. However, you didn't mention Spain's back up dancer, who got SO overwhelmed and SO emotional during the points section. Like, he just couldn't handle how many countries loved their song, ugly crying everywhere. Precious bb.
3:38 Konstraktism Introduction and Steps
Global conspiracy to give him 0 points so they can see if he actually cries.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LITERALLY
LMAO THIS COMMENT
Brilliant 🤣
Moldova got me jumping on the couch. I laughed so hard and had so much fun with these guys! Greetings from Greece!!!
2:45 “this made my grandma cry of pride” ……. THIS MADE MY AUNT JUMP AND HIT THE SALAT ON THE TABLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
We need a Kateryna Pavlenko-Konstrakta collab NOW
ABSOLUTELY
I stan this!
Love being a part of Konstraktism! Biti zdrava everyone :)
not to sound mean but the incorrect case made me laugh out loud😭
@@ukrivu Wdym?
@@Nora_a_1013 it's just some serbian grammar thing, totally unimportant
@@ukrivu oh ok
Fun fact: Konstrakta's real name is actually Ana Duric
Đurić (Djuric)* 💕
Yes
no it isn't
@@ukrivu look it for yourself then
@@Issy14 It's Đurić, or at least Djuric. Do not anglicize Serbian.
Serbia was my black horse on the list for 1 place
I’m so happy for Ukraine and Uk deserved that second place, and I loved SERBIA! so great
France, Norway, Serbia, Portugal and Moldova were my top 5 so i guess i can join Konstraktivism
France this year had so many references to read Breton music without being cliche it was so cool.
Like France disrespects our culture so fucking much and it was so cool to have our language there and this was the score?? I'm still salty ngl fhdjsj
@@amaeliss7827 i thought france was amazing!! Super gutting about the result. I think whilst the song slapped the vocals were a little off the studio version unfortunately. Still, it should not have placed so low ugh!!
Also there should be more countries who showcase their minority languages and cultures at Eurovision. I wish we in the UK would send something in Scottish Gaelic or Welsh, or that just honoured either of the cultures!
"Thanks Italy for attempting to host a great show" as an Italian i kinda understand this shade, but you know what? We love the chaotic good energy we give to our show, so i hope someone in general kinda liked this year's show
che pena che facciamo…
@@zzeylon va bene che la gestione italiana punta sul trash, ma in fondo non è che ha fatto così schifo come dicono tutti
I hope Konstraktism isn't monotheistic because I'm a Liunist as well
liunists are in partnership with konstraktists ;)
😂👍
To be fair, I'm still a follower of last year's Monokateism (aka Go_A's Kate) but Konstraktism is as much catchy and growing tbh
" We. Got points. We. Got. Points! " I'm dead, I'm a goner 😂. This is so wholesome.
Also, Konstraktism is way of life, state of mind ❤️. All kneel before the Queen.
I am getting addicted to konstraktism
Literally nobody talks about how absolutely wasted Cornelia was near the end. Glad to find the clip in a nice little compilation 😆
Thanks for this. Some great moments in there! I think your taste is similar to mine, especially the 'robbed' sections. Armenia and France were in my top 5 and I have no idea why they ended up so low. I loved Serbia and Moldova too.
no the biggest rob is the winner
@@satsuma1754 oh fyck you, they got a good song and they need support this year too!
Germany did kinda get robbed tho
@@Laralikesstuff no
Azerbaijan was robbed too
I manifested serbia into fifth correctly 🙏🏻i am a loyal subject
AS YOU SHOULD
The fact that ”Wash your hands” wasn’t a step to join Konstraktism should be considered a crime
2:58 He’s holding up Cornelia’s sparkly top!
This should have included the awkward hug one of the subwoolfer guys gave mika When he stood next to them. His reaction was priceless
The fact that Dotter made a pregnancy announcement in front of 200m people and no one said anything-
RIGHT?
@@ESCRolly I was so confused why no one was making a big deal about it considering there are so many Dotter fans
Ochman saying Kurwa and We are Domi saying flop vibes are now engraved in my brain forever
1:07 my reaction to poland being 12th
I will remember Eurovision 2022 as one of the best ever. I enjoyed it soooo much...so many great talents all deserving to win.
Konstata was most memorable performance of Eurovision and if is not political voting should win. I also like UK
Konstraktism. That's what I needed my whole life. Thank you
Serbia was the only entry that had me captivated for the entire 3 mins
the thing that everyone needs to know is...
the guy from the rasmus has had that bird in his hair for at least 20 years...
GETTING INTO KONSTRAKTISM RN FOR THE ONE AND ONLY ICON
this is more of an in-joke between greeks but, right before switzerland gave the 12 points to greece, one of the greek commentators said "there's no way they'll give us the 12 points. come to think of it, they wouldn't even give us any chocolate" and then 5 seconds later we hear the "12 points go to... greece !" and literally every single greek either chocked on their food or stood up very quickly and we all went "WHAT 😃", and when i tell you every greek i mean *every* greek. just thought i'd share XD
4:46 UK yelling "WE GOT POINTS" is honestly hilarious lol
Oh yes now I'm officially part of Konstraktism. Biti Zdrava everyone 👏🏻
Thanks so much for all the points you gave to France and our 24th place...... Dont mind, I love this song and will dance on it this summer! Congratulations to UK, my favorite, to Moldavia for the happiness they give to us, the charm of Portugal, the charisma of singers from Lithuania or serbia, and all of these beautiful voices and staging. So good moments!
I'm so proud of Chanel, she brought back hope in winning Eurovision to the spanish people. We love her, she slayed 🥰🤭
next time send something good will ya
@@r.r.4809
Was a nice song
Seeing how badly Fulenn unfortunately did this year, I’m not mad anymore that you didn’t choose Terra by the Tanxus. It would’ve hurt. Interesting to speculate how well Mama would’ve done.
@@r.r.4809 dude she has literally been a professional for years. She has been a musical actress, recieved training, and worked in many important projects. Her performance and dance were impecable, the suit was made by famous fashion designer Palomo Spain and it weights more than 6 kg because of how many swarovski crystals it has. It is Eurovision's most expensive suit. And even if the song regarding lyrics is far from good, the melody is good and her vocal performance was impressive even though her sound, as with many other performances during the night, was poorly adjusted. On top of that she wore traditionally inspired clothing, movements, etc. Culturally representing Spain. Tell me which one was your performance, and I can tell you where you lack. But you can't possibly say it was bad just because you didn't like it, because Spotify premium is not a title to judge musical quality, when a very famous Spanish professional musician discovered her. She wasn't my favourite to go, and I was ready to be bitter about it, but you can't day it was bad just because you are bitter. That is just being in denial lol
At least we didn't put the money in the voting part, like the UK did xD
Chanel is the queen and she should've won for sure!!!!!! TE AMO CHANEL MI REINA MI DIOSA
Moldova got the best start position since they were after calm songs and made a great party, I was literally dancing with my drunk parents to this lol
Poland was robbed- Krystian had a great voice - he should be on 6th position but not 12th...
YES i couldnt believe he didnt get more!
Mika is such an icon
The rasmus’ vocals last night were scarier than pennywise
TRUE
I am a proud member of Konstraktism!
Not having Cornelia's high note in this video is illegal 😂💚
OH TRUE
Тако је Костракта 💗🇷🇸👑🍀 "Бити Здрава" 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Будите сви здрави 💙
2:35 his face, i can't stop laughing😂😂