Family Guy - Christianity never happened

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
  • 00:36 - Oh my God, they're all Jewish!
    Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more
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  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 25 дней назад +288

    Given that in this scene Judaism became the top religion I’m surprised they didn’t look more like Mort

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 24 дня назад +21

      Yeah, it's surprisingly not as distasteful as it could have been.

    • @THOMASINTHE1980S
      @THOMASINTHE1980S 24 дня назад +6

      In this reality, Mort’s voiced by Viener.

    • @proton8689
      @proton8689 24 дня назад +10

      religion isn't genetic

    • @konstantinschreiner2122
      @konstantinschreiner2122 24 дня назад

      ​@@proton8689to relax the situation! Look up how people in Jerusalem are depicted in family guy,
      Or Peter and gang looking for god.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 24 дня назад +4

      That joke worked when they went to Israel. Using it here would’ve ruined the whole element of it. This works fine.

  • @peterstoate2153
    @peterstoate2153 25 дней назад +135

    No Christmas for them

    • @thesharkexpert1595
      @thesharkexpert1595 24 дня назад +13

      If I was there, I totally would have a problem with Brian. I love Christmas!

    • @Galimeer5
      @Galimeer5 24 дня назад +8

      Still plenty of winter solstice holidays to choose from. Like Saturnalia, which involves making evergreen wreaths, lighting candles, and giving gifts to loved ones.

    • @dandeluxe8731
      @dandeluxe8731 24 дня назад +5

      So what? They'd still have Hanukkah.

    • @johnsai4074
      @johnsai4074 24 дня назад +5

      they have hanukkah which lasts 8 days.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +1

      Although Chanukah is vastly different from Christmas. The only similarity is they both start on the 25th of the December month

  • @CSketch7023
    @CSketch7023 24 дня назад +98

    Wasn't there a episode where we saw a world without Christianity? It was futuristic and very utopian?

    • @daryl772003
      @daryl772003 24 дня назад +9

      Yep

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 24 дня назад +34

      All that means is that Judiasm won't lead to a utopian future either.
      Basically, Family Guy is subconsciously saying that everyone should be atheist for the world to progress.
      Given that it was written by pretentious Seth McFarlane, it's not farfetched to say that is what he personally believes.

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 24 дня назад +16

      @@Ben-jl2rh he stopped writing for Family Guy and focuses more on American Dad

    • @CoryTheNorm
      @CoryTheNorm 24 дня назад +5

      I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • @Doublejho
      @Doublejho 23 дня назад +3

      ​@@Ben-jl2rh is it even wrong to assume there'd be more progress if it was? i don't think it is

  • @hzhang1228
    @hzhang1228 24 дня назад +93

    without Christianity the Roman Empire might have lasted a bit longer, Judaism would not dominate as Roman culture would have been more dominating, monotheism might never take off and Islam would also likely be very different or not exist at all. Judaism might have slowly eroded away. history could have been very different. without Islam there would be no Arabic unity and the Islamic conquests would not happen which would not fuel the age of exploration and colonial era would also not happen. no consolidation of the world's wealth would not catalyze the industrial revolution. man... @.@

    • @dibinism
      @dibinism 24 дня назад +21

      Yeah but that doesn’t fit with Seth’s r/atheism views at all.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +9

      Judaism wouldn't have eroded. But if you follow the fact that the Roman Empire would collapse, then it'd be highly likely that Roman culture would erode.

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 24 дня назад +2

      @@mmoney3523 do you have any logic to back up the statement? if the Roman Empire's collapse would erode Roman culture why would the conquest of Judea not erode Judaism? if Christianity did not exist there would be no dominating cultural/power center to replace Roman culture. Roman empire would likely last longer. without popularization of Christianity Roman culture would be dominant, and much easier to spread, there would be no need to allow other religions to practice freely. Rome would be in much more control over crushing local cultures. repeated Jewish rebellions gives incentive to Romanize the populace.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +6

      @@hzhang1228Because we keep coming back. All of our history is just empires attacking us and then collapsing, but we constantly thrive for thousands of years. Plus, the 2 Talmudim would be written anyway, thus giving the non-Zealots a way to continue the religion without having Eretz Yisrael

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 24 дня назад +4

      @@mmoney3523 surviving one condition does not equate to surviving another. each situation is different. you are not addressing the specific set of circumstances at discussion. one could say humanity has survived 200k years. which is nothing in the greater scope of the planet, life, or species. and does not guarantee humanity would survive another 200k years nor the previous 200k years if the situation would be different.
      the empires did not collapse due to attacking Judaism, but a multitude of factors. and a multitude of factors allowed Judaism to survive. we a talking about a specific set of factors. and you have not provided any counter argument to these specific set of factors.

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 25 дней назад +110

    0:51 “What the yidle-diddle-diddle-didle-deuce?”

    • @agentwolf69420
      @agentwolf69420 24 дня назад +4

      He almost quoted Ned Flanders

    • @daviddrake5991
      @daviddrake5991 18 дней назад

      When you press the translate button it adds a d.

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 23 дня назад +32

    Well in Hanukah you get more gifts and Bah Mitzvahs are mandatory

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 20 дней назад +2

      Without Christmas there would be no Hanukkah. Bc Hanukkah is only celebrated to compete with Santa Claus.

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 18 дней назад +2

      Plus with Judaism, you drink a lot of wine. I first got loaded after services on Friday when I was 6. Wasn't taller than the table those little cups of Manischevits were on but I reached up and had a few.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 18 дней назад +3

      ​@@TheAnantaSesaChanukah would be celebrated like how the Sages wanted us to celebrate. Lighting candles and singing songs (not songs that include the uprising)

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 17 дней назад

      @@lawrencelewis2592 any bar caught selling liquor to underage kids should just say they’re Jews practicing their religion. Lol

  • @c.j.jamerson1240
    @c.j.jamerson1240 24 дня назад +16

    Didn't Brian and Stewie once visit a universe where everything looked futuristic because Christianity never existed.

    • @salavast1522
      @salavast1522 23 дня назад +3

      I think it was more that the renaissance didn't really happen, art and religion didn't get a big revitalization, and this allowed newer sciences to flourish

  • @griffinwormer4748
    @griffinwormer4748 24 дня назад +37

    In Road to the Multiverse they already made this joke sort of. They visit a dimension where Christianity never existed and everything was futuristic because of it.

    • @cristianmuraro8214
      @cristianmuraro8214 24 дня назад +7

      And Meg was hot

    • @WilliamDearthwd
      @WilliamDearthwd 18 дней назад +3

      Yet said to be ugly in comparison to Lois. Stewie said if Brian sees her, he'll be immediately aroused.

  • @hpos1086
    @hpos1086 24 дня назад +10

    How come the first time they went to a Christian free reality it was basically the future, but this time it's just Jewish?
    Also, what is Mort in this world? Is he just a guy with no notable characteristics, or does he believe in a different religion?

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 22 дня назад +4

      Very simple, Family Guy is inconsistent. This is just Seth’s way of making fun of religion.

    • @hpos1086
      @hpos1086 22 дня назад +3

      @@Ronin.Samurai Doesn't he mostly just voice act for Family Guy these days?

  • @jaquanmiller2526
    @jaquanmiller2526 25 дней назад +47

    Still, God going to be mad at Stewie and Brian at the end.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 22 дня назад +2

      Wait why? Keep in mind Jesus wasn’t Christian either, he was Jewish.

  • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
    @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 25 дней назад +20

    What about doctor daughter?

  • @bentowers7743
    @bentowers7743 24 дня назад +59

    If Christianity never happened, would the pagan religions still exist? Would the Roman Empire have still worshiped the Olympians? Would the areas of Scandinavia still worship the Norse gods?

    • @nathanracher2911
      @nathanracher2911 24 дня назад +8

      Yes

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +7

      Probably not. Those empires would fall and the dominant "religion" would probably be secularism or atheism

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 23 дня назад +1

      @@mmoney3523Religions survive empires falling *all the time*

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 23 дня назад +1

      @jaredf6205 There aren't that many I can name, especially ones from this era and region. Zoroastrianism is one that has survived, but there are only 100,000 of them. A good example of what I said previously is Egypt. When the Greek hellenized Egypt, they also brought Greek philosophy with them. If Christianity never existed, it is fair to say that Greek philosophy in Egypt would have a massive impact on religious life. We know this did happen because the Jewish philosopher Philo (lived before spread of Christianity) used Greek philosophy as the basis for what he wrote. Greek philosophers actually wrote about monotheism being correct whereas Philo's philosophy has elements of atheism. So following this pattern, we can say that atheism and just general secularism (because the Hellenization of Egypt removed many things about the Egyptian religion) would be very popular

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 23 дня назад +1

      @@mmoney3523 Almost every current religion has been the main religion of a large empire that has fallen, multiple times even.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 25 дней назад +27

    But Judaism isn’t a universalizing/evangelizing religion. Wouldn’t they be Muslim instead?
    Or maybe this is because Lois is ethnically Jewish (on her mom’s side, but it’s a matrilineal ethnicity), and they are a Jewish minority in an otherwise Muslim country.

    • @alexsutton2271
      @alexsutton2271 24 дня назад +8

      Islam could theoretically still exist but it'd be a bit different with Christianity not existing

    • @TheOldSalt
      @TheOldSalt 24 дня назад +9

      Actually I’d think it’d be Roman Paganism tbh. Without Christianity there’s no Islam, bc Jesus is one of the five Prophets of Islam, Muhammad is the final prophet

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 24 дня назад +3

      @@TheOldSalt everything else in the universe’s history is same down to the walls of Stewie’s room, so I think it’s more reasonable to assume Islam would have only 4 prophets in this version

    • @AntonioGalio-yh5zo
      @AntonioGalio-yh5zo 24 дня назад +1

      We'd be death already.

    • @XandateOfHeaven
      @XandateOfHeaven 24 дня назад

      Islam probably would not exist without Christianity, and if it did it would end up as a more direct offshoot of Judaism. It's much more likely one of the Roman cults like Mithraism would have come to dominate Europe, or Zoroastrianism. Though without Christianity its also possible that there would be a wide range of Polytheistic beliefs.

  • @misterchubbikins
    @misterchubbikins 18 дней назад +2

    Funny that everyone pretends christianity isn't just an offshoot of judaism.

  • @thecrimsondragonslayer6533
    @thecrimsondragonslayer6533 12 дней назад

    I'm just going to assume before I reach the end of these clips for this episode that if Brian meets the girl he did all this for again she still won't sleep with him

  • @lecarlosljrobinsonjr4933
    @lecarlosljrobinsonjr4933 14 дней назад +1

    I love being a Christian ❤

  • @fanboy337
    @fanboy337 24 дня назад

    What was that in the end?

  • @naughtiusmaximus3690
    @naughtiusmaximus3690 23 дня назад +3

    Unmarried woman don't cover their hair Meg, nice wishful thinking on your part though....

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 24 дня назад +6

    Guess that means no Christmas

  • @share_accidental
    @share_accidental 3 дня назад

    i’m buddhist, i wonder if our religion would be any different?

  • @user-kw2yn2ff3n
    @user-kw2yn2ff3n 24 дня назад

    Meg and Kevin 2025

  • @QurttoRco
    @QurttoRco 24 дня назад +1

    Isnt Lois already Jewish ?

    • @Kingsaxxy3872
      @Kingsaxxy3872 18 дней назад +2

      In heritage I think, not religion.

  • @TheBandit025Nova
    @TheBandit025Nova 24 дня назад

    Now what does that mean for Hitler

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 22 дня назад +3

      It means he failed horrendously, or he never existed.

  • @MohammadAnwar-gz5ro
    @MohammadAnwar-gz5ro 24 дня назад +12

    Actually since Judaism does not have a strong missionary zeal the top religion probably would have been Islam.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 22 дня назад

      Uh no, not likely. Seems how most of the religions of ancient and medieval times are associated with empires, many of the religions would die as their empires fell. Today, the top faith would be Atheism.

  • @mmoney3523
    @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +3

    This is incorrect. The word yarmulke wouldnt have been created

  • @wilberwhateley7569
    @wilberwhateley7569 25 дней назад +3

    Ah, I was hoping Cthulhu worship would replace Christianity…

  • @pokelynke8232
    @pokelynke8232 23 дня назад

    But Brian is a dog. Why does he need the little hat?

  • @JumpirThatsHard
    @JumpirThatsHard 21 день назад +1

    No Christianity ✝️

  • @MOCguy1
    @MOCguy1 24 дня назад +2

    Like that would be an Better

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 25 дней назад +8

    God bless everyone. ❤🎉

  • @jmann6130
    @jmann6130 20 дней назад

    Apparently nobody in the writers room knew that the Hebrew faith doesn’t begin with Moses it actually started with Abraham not to mention the fact he’s also the patriarch of Islam. I’m actually surprised they didn’t bother making the Griffins muslim stereotypes!

  • @damien5138
    @damien5138 15 дней назад

    No. Islam would be tops

  • @Moon-oh5us
    @Moon-oh5us 13 дней назад

    wouldnt islam be more likely the most dominant religion? eh who cares its still funny

  • @zoidlloyd7736
    @zoidlloyd7736 23 дня назад

    Oh cool 0:26 jus like family goy huh ?

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi 24 дня назад +1

    How did Islam not become the top religion?

    • @davedaves3489
      @davedaves3489 24 дня назад +4

      Becauae it is idolatry.
      Bc people realized that none of it is true.

    • @kingkiller5325
      @kingkiller5325 24 дня назад +6

      Islam in large part uses the same mythology history as Christianity.
      Including the belief that Prophet Isa(Jesus) would return.
      So without the existence of Christianity Islam wouldn't quiet look the same as it does today.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai 22 дня назад

      @@kingkiller5325it’s a possibility Islam might still exist seems how most of judaism believers believe Jesus would return ( unlike Orthodox Judaism ).

  • @jdools4744
    @jdools4744 24 дня назад +1

    This isn’t how Judaism works

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 24 дня назад +4

      The only issue I see is that Meg is wearing a tichel even though she is unmarried

  • @gabriell.4440
    @gabriell.4440 24 дня назад +1

    Shouldn't hunanity be 1,000 years more advanced? Right Family Guy writers?

  • @mmmapplesauce1673
    @mmmapplesauce1673 22 дня назад

    Hmm the atheist has nothing against judaism…