Here is the lyrics. (Verse 1) Woke up this morning, stepped in a surprise, My cat’s little “gift” left tears in my eyes. The food bowl’s empty, but he’s on the table, Devouring my dinner like he’s a fable. Curtains shredded, vase on the floor, Who’s the boss here? Not me, that’s for sure. (Chorus) Oh, evil cat, master of mess, Where there was order, now there’s distress. You strike in shadows, you bring calamity, My life’s in ruins, but you rule with vanity. (Verse 2) Tried to sleep, but he bit my toes, Then jumped on my face-heaven knows. Ignores the litter box, finds a new spot, And watches me clean like a maniac plot. The rug’s destroyed, the walls are scratched, Who’s in charge here? His plan’s unmatched. (Chorus) Oh, evil cat, master of mess, Where there was order, now there’s distress. You strike in shadows, you bring calamity, My life’s in ruins, but you rule with vanity. (Bridge) He broke the TV, chewed up the remote, My friends stopped coming: “That cat’s no joke.” He terrorized neighbors, scratched their door, And left them gifts they can’t ignore. (Outro) But then he purrs and curls on my chest, Looks at me with eyes of pure unrest. I hate him, I love him-this chaos, my fate, Living with Satan… but he’s pretty great.
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Here is the lyrics.
(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, stepped in a surprise,
My cat’s little “gift” left tears in my eyes.
The food bowl’s empty, but he’s on the table,
Devouring my dinner like he’s a fable.
Curtains shredded, vase on the floor,
Who’s the boss here? Not me, that’s for sure.
(Chorus)
Oh, evil cat, master of mess,
Where there was order, now there’s distress.
You strike in shadows, you bring calamity,
My life’s in ruins, but you rule with vanity.
(Verse 2)
Tried to sleep, but he bit my toes,
Then jumped on my face-heaven knows.
Ignores the litter box, finds a new spot,
And watches me clean like a maniac plot.
The rug’s destroyed, the walls are scratched,
Who’s in charge here? His plan’s unmatched.
(Chorus)
Oh, evil cat, master of mess,
Where there was order, now there’s distress.
You strike in shadows, you bring calamity,
My life’s in ruins, but you rule with vanity.
(Bridge)
He broke the TV, chewed up the remote,
My friends stopped coming: “That cat’s no joke.”
He terrorized neighbors, scratched their door,
And left them gifts they can’t ignore.
(Outro)
But then he purrs and curls on my chest,
Looks at me with eyes of pure unrest.
I hate him, I love him-this chaos, my fate,
Living with Satan… but he’s pretty great.
Hahah!…the lyrics are purrrrrfect ❤🐈⬛