Firearms Expert Reacts To MORE Team Fortress 2 Guns

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 4,4 тыс.

  • @kemobruh2225
    @kemobruh2225 3 года назад +5913

    Jonathan when he sees sandvich: seems like this one is based on a sandwich, pretty accurately depicted within the game

    • @HolbrookStark
      @HolbrookStark 3 года назад +572

      "If you've handled a sandwich of that style of design before you know it's impossible to just throw it on the ground like that without it falling apart, but aside from that there are surprisingly few issues here"

    • @braxbro7602
      @braxbro7602 3 года назад +310

      “I think the real life equivalent to the sandvich was used by gangsters like Whitey Bulger in the 1940s.”

    • @carlosbisa3086
      @carlosbisa3086 3 года назад +328

      "Probably based on the ham and swiss model, which we actually have on the table behind me"

    • @EliteFreeman
      @EliteFreeman 3 года назад +81

      @@HolbrookStark also a plate appears under the sandvich

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад +84

      Looks like Lincolnshire cheese and oh my god they are really trying to break my mind aren’t they, like ...I can’t

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend 3 года назад +4512

    In all fairness, these weapons being ridiculous, poorly made, and full of parts that don't really work or do anything but exist solely to look more like guns sounds very in character for Mann Co.

    • @michaelaxelafton1611
      @michaelaxelafton1611 3 года назад +295

      Like the twin forces of nature!

    • @TheOrangeBanjo
      @TheOrangeBanjo 3 года назад +275

      They Sell Weapons And Get In Fights!™

    • @cosmic7972
      @cosmic7972 3 года назад +106

      Mann Co. has loads of money because of hats, change my mind

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 года назад +302

      random crits are the lore implementation for what happens when Mann Co. guns accidentally start working.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 3 года назад +184

      And the characters being able to operate them regardless, is exactly in character for them.
      Soldier can win a fight against an army of steel robots completely naked and covered in honey, and Demoman can turn his bone marrow into alcohol.
      No reason why they can't make horrifying affronts to gun manufacturing work like they're the real deal.

  • @Dwarvious
    @Dwarvious 3 года назад +11677

    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss…”
    The surprise bluntness of that observation xD

    • @wolfenrichtophen6010
      @wolfenrichtophen6010 3 года назад +381

      Kinda wanna see him watch that "Meet The Jarate" video SFM... Just to review Sniper since Jarate is indeed an weapon

    • @kinggrim2376
      @kinggrim2376 3 года назад +165

      Or read the comic telling him of how to do jar base karate
      "JARATE" -sniper

    • @rookstun
      @rookstun 3 года назад +88

      Show him the Mad Milk. He must know.

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 3 года назад +52

      I hoping for him to go into details of this weapon used in wars. I maybe have a replica laying around somewhere.

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl 3 года назад +55

      Just wait until he has to do the "non-milk substance"

  • @noscoperequired1961
    @noscoperequired1961 3 года назад +3564

    11:18
    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss.”
    -firearms expert

    • @ewptyewpewp
      @ewptyewpewp 3 года назад +88

      Yes it is

    • @mikanoko4990
      @mikanoko4990 3 года назад +154

      he wasnt wrong.

    • @owoberon4947
      @owoberon4947 3 года назад +16

      @@sollew7434 really???!
      thx Sherlock

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +2

      @@sollew7434 no shit sherlock

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +14

      @@sollew7434 you cant sense sarcasm
      Three question marks (???) is sarcasm in the internet

  • @Addsomehappy
    @Addsomehappy 3 года назад +6778

    "Molesting the weapon repeatedly" is how I'm gonna refer to the stickybomb launcher reloading from now on

    • @Voondubah
      @Voondubah 3 года назад +136

      I cackled at that remark

    • @thirteen3739
      @thirteen3739 3 года назад +183

      Molest the cocking handle

    • @jaredtomongha1342
      @jaredtomongha1342 3 года назад +25

      Pls dont

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 года назад +155

      Y'know... Now that I think about it, reloading is basically molesting a dangerous block of well cut steel and wood.
      You keep shoving cylindrical semi-explosive objects into the holes of the gun.

    • @mauriciohablutzel
      @mauriciohablutzel 3 года назад +57

      im gonna re-name my stickybomb launcher to this quote.

  • @illuminoeye_gaming
    @illuminoeye_gaming 3 года назад +3787

    I love how betrayed he seemed when he realised the Crossbow wasnt actually a crossbow

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 3 года назад +78

      In game it's a projectile type weapon that has travel time and curve and even a model for the arrow

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 3 года назад +196

      It has infinite syringes but its compressed air is finite, the reload animation is the medic replacing its compressed air canister.

    • @illuminoeye_gaming
      @illuminoeye_gaming 3 года назад +84

      @@badideagenerator2315 good to know. If it uses compressed air then it ain't a crossbow

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 3 года назад +34

      @@simon_969 so a BB gun is a crossbow now aswell?

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 3 года назад +23

      @@simon_969
      Yeah we know but the actual mechanism doesn't use tension in the arms, by the sound and look it's some kind of pneumatic mechanism, so an airgun.

  • @Jetz72
    @Jetz72 3 года назад +3664

    I kinda like the idea that the medic's crossbow is really just a gun that was disguised as a crossbow in order to qualify for medieval mode.

    • @destarker1340
      @destarker1340 3 года назад +224

      Consider medic's "gun" fires actual bolts it's prob more like an air cannon

    • @gamesux420
      @gamesux420 3 года назад +109

      @@destarker1340 The crossbow used to fire arrows (im aware that crossbows use bolts, but in tf2 it used the same arrow model as the snipers bow) but they changed it to shoot big syringes, which is not as cool :/

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 года назад +44

      I think its a lethal version of a nurf gun shaped like a crossbow, it makes a sound like a line or spring being released when fired.

    • @birds1omega6
      @birds1omega6 3 года назад +34

      Well, according to the tf2 wiki, the publicity blurb for the crossbow does say that it is actually a syringe gun disguised as a crossbow.

    • @koffiya9184
      @koffiya9184 3 года назад +6

      @@gamesux420 I can confirm, I remember back when this was a thing, I was surprised when they changed these into syringes!

  • @billwithers7457
    @billwithers7457 3 года назад +1698

    What I like about Jonathan is that he fully appreciates that this is a video game with zero connection to reality, and doesn't feel the need to point out all the inaccuracies, but rather he just kinda finds a similar gun or something close enough, and talks about some of the differences.

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 3 года назад +10

      Comment needs more likes.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 года назад +56

      I just discovered this Channel and I completely agree with you. It's great that he can see Team Fortress 2 not as an affront to everything that is firearms. But more so as a cartoon video game that doesn't need nor want to be realistic

    • @SpiderRiviera
      @SpiderRiviera 2 года назад +19

      And then there's the guns that start to break his sanity, so he just straight passes on them to forget about them.

    • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
      @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 Год назад

      HP

    • @theducksarecoming
      @theducksarecoming Год назад

      ​@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251Dell

  • @onyxflicku610
    @onyxflicku610 3 года назад +2437

    “It is reloaded by repeatedly molesting the gun until it reloads”
    I love this channel

    • @fredoriagaming4466
      @fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад +77

      8:01 to hear it.

    • @voltbolt2316
      @voltbolt2316 3 года назад +15

      I came down to the comment section to find someone else who noticed this

    • @EC100_
      @EC100_ 3 года назад +1

      @@voltbolt2316 same

    • @nsxski
      @nsxski 3 года назад +7

      I'm going to make this my description for my stickybomb launcher

    • @xboxking1160
      @xboxking1160 3 года назад

      @@voltbolt2316 same
      lol

  • @Braindoner101
    @Braindoner101 3 года назад +4598

    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of”
    Please say piss
    “Piss”
    YES!

    • @witchBoi_Connor
      @witchBoi_Connor 3 года назад +166

      My only issue with that moment in the video is he name drops Postal 3. No, that game needs to be forgotten. Say Postal 2, it’s the actually good one. Well, “good”. As good as Postal gets.

    • @jacobwingers5206
      @jacobwingers5206 3 года назад +45

      @@witchBoi_Connor Postal 4 gang

    • @unity2808
      @unity2808 3 года назад +16

      @@jacobwingers5206 banned

    • @HoneySeal6915
      @HoneySeal6915 3 года назад +6

      @@witchBoi_Connor I don't know the game, but I think he's calling the game piss.

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 3 года назад +50

      It's not piss, it's Jar-based Karate (i.e. piss).

  • @schoenperkins8210
    @schoenperkins8210 3 года назад +6188

    I like how the “realism” of the guns in TF2 parallels the “sanity” of the characters that wield them

    • @someidiotwithafryingpan3752
      @someidiotwithafryingpan3752 3 года назад +389

      Sweet Jesus, with a few exceptions you’re right…

    • @Azazreal
      @Azazreal 3 года назад +88

      Hahahahahaha thats hilarious, i never thought of it that way

    • @JeremWatts
      @JeremWatts 3 года назад +84

      i mean we could go into comic lore but that would disrupt this new headcanon you just made so let us not

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences 3 года назад +162

      I love how that implies the Pyro is one of the most same characters on average

    • @micha5200
      @micha5200 3 года назад +150

      @@GremlinSciences Well, Pyro in the comics is a financial genius.

  • @gregtheflyingwhale
    @gregtheflyingwhale 3 года назад +3349

    Sentry Gun: We are ALMOST there
    Jarate: This is unachievable technological level of modern weaponry

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +191

      "The weapon to suppas metal gear"

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @angelus_solus
      @angelus_solus 3 года назад +16

      Amusingly enough, indev military tech is at least 20 years ahead of what they let us know about. You can bet your ass they have autonomous turrets already. They're just not perfected enough to use them reliably on the battlefield or they'd be using them. After all, how long did the military have the internet before it was made known?

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 3 года назад +22

      @@angelus_solus They just didn't have the Internet before it was made known, on account of it not being invented for military purposes

    • @angelus_solus
      @angelus_solus 3 года назад +2

      @@edwardking9359Sure. Whatever lets you sleep at night.

  • @metaforth
    @metaforth 3 года назад +932

    This should be an entire series just called "a gun experts descent into madness while breaking down TF2 guns"

    • @jspark8990
      @jspark8990 3 года назад +22

      Maybe next the tide turner and rescue ranger the ability to teleport buildings is going to puss him off

    • @metaforth
      @metaforth 3 года назад +12

      @@jspark8990 He needs to look at the medigun

    • @fireknight0146
      @fireknight0146 3 года назад +19

      TF2 guns break down gun experts.

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 3 года назад +1

      "Breaking down mentaly over TF2 guns" don't you mean?

    • @fredoriagaming4466
      @fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад +3

      Zach from Mikeburnfire should react to Team Fortress 2 weapons.

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 3 года назад +4718

    Understandably, it was a MASSIVE headache for the Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades dev when he brought the TF2 guns into the game, since they had to be radically overhauled and redesigned to make them mechanically possible.

    • @humha7613
      @humha7613 3 года назад +38

      Hot Dogs? That one Scout's hat?

    • @Bluboy511
      @Bluboy511 3 года назад +99

      Indeed and he is still working on balancing meat fortress guns too. Not a huge fan of getting them in the Take and Hold game mode tbh.

    • @kinggrim2376
      @kinggrim2376 3 года назад +29

      He did not like the spy revolver when porting over

    • @LocktheRed
      @LocktheRed 3 года назад +126

      @@humha7613 Hot dog's, Horseshoes, and Handgrenades is a VR game in which you can explore various themed missions and gunranges and shoot hundreds of firearms. They have a specific mission type sponsored by VALVE called "Meat Fortress" It's tf2 but in VR. You can rocket and sticky jump and everything. Pretty fun."

    • @MythicMagus
      @MythicMagus 3 года назад +83

      Someone actually successfully implemented TF2's guns in a realistic way?! A massive headache indeed. I'm impressed that anyone would actually try, much less *actually* pull it off. That is rather impressive. I don't have a VR headset, but I'd be willing to buy the game just to see that.

  • @grooverchan1600
    @grooverchan1600 3 года назад +1618

    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss” just wait till he sees the mad milk

    • @Delfite
      @Delfite 3 года назад +147

      Mad milk is just irradiated cow's milk, people keep thinking it's c*m when it very much is not. This is even alluded to in the comics.

    • @robinzegerman
      @robinzegerman 3 года назад +107

      @@Delfite if it's milk, then how come in tf2 when you look at it's description thing it says "non-milk substance"?

    • @how9474
      @how9474 3 года назад +68

      @@robinzegerman its actually like a radioactive chemical or something. Idk i forgot now

    • @southcarolinianentertainment
      @southcarolinianentertainment 3 года назад +4

      At least from my views of it.

    • @nostur4984
      @nostur4984 3 года назад +2

      @@robinzegerman it's called irony

  • @bigrig9716
    @bigrig9716 3 года назад +587

    "...that cannot possibly function, because there's a whole load of *gun* in the way of it".
    Beautifully spoken.

    • @BobtheHat
      @BobtheHat 2 года назад +33

      Weapon designer should've used more gun.

    • @bigrig9716
      @bigrig9716 2 года назад +8

      @@cewla3348 haha yesss

    • @ChargedBonsai98
      @ChargedBonsai98 5 месяцев назад +4

      Sometimes, ya just need a little less gun.

    • @bigrig9716
      @bigrig9716 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ChargedBonsai98 for real😂

  • @yeetguy4635
    @yeetguy4635 3 года назад +1455

    Show him the comicaly large spoon from payday 2. He'll get an aneurism

  • @internettevarolanadam
    @internettevarolanadam 3 года назад +816

    "...because TF2" is a reasonable reaction to anything related to the game.

    • @user-25352
      @user-25352 3 года назад +12

      he starts to understand

  • @Tumbolisu
    @Tumbolisu 3 года назад +3103

    "The Classic" is named that because it's based off of the sniper rifle from Team Fortress Classic. That game had some wild gun designs, but the in-game funcitonality was unique enough that they decided to add it into the second game again.

    • @Gencrossbones
      @Gencrossbones 3 года назад +59

      It would be cool if they made it to have a toggle fire to go semi auto and full auto for self defense so the sniper can run any of his secondaries that isn't an SMG but the downside is that he won't be able to do normal sniper rifle stuff and just do minicrits on headshots if he does semi auto fire and can't charge the gun. That's how it works on TFC.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 3 года назад +6

      @@Gencrossbones Had that idea before.

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 3 года назад +29

      jesus i forgot that tf2 wasn’t the first one

    • @birds1omega6
      @birds1omega6 3 года назад +7

      They however changed it so it couldn’t deal critical headshot damage unless it’s fully charged (which is done by holding the mouse before firing for the classic, huntsman, and fortified compound, or automatically when scoped with any other primary weapon)

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 3 года назад +6

      @@birds1omega6 Funny thing is it deals its full base damage if you hit a headshot on a partial charge.

  • @seamusrichardson6011
    @seamusrichardson6011 2 года назад +492

    my theory in rocket launcher recoil in tf2, soldier is insane and potentially untrained, he just swings the launcher up everyshot for little to no reason.

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +94

      "In character for x" remarkably solves almost every logic problem in TF2, really makes you think if the lore is just a cover-up operation

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 Год назад +24

      There's a lot going on with the TF2 rocket launcher
      First and foremost, I don't think Johnathan has ever fired a recoilless weapon, because if he did he would stop calling them "recoilless" very quickly
      Secondly, Soldier stores his rockets in sequence. This means there is no backblast, which in turn means big recoil

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 Год назад +15

      @@TARINunit9They are recoilless by classification, not really practically. But compare the recoil of a rocket launcher and the recoil of a cannon and the difference is obvious

    • @netnooker
      @netnooker Год назад +8

      ​@@TARINunit9 so, it's more like recoil less than recoilless?

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 Год назад +7

      @@netnooker The way I've heard it told, there are three things the military keeps a very close eye on that don't really exist: Friendly Fire, Military Intelligence, and Recoilless Rifles

  • @SoldierSeuss
    @SoldierSeuss 3 года назад +752

    Cant get over this. When hes talking about the Heavy's minigun, in the clip he interrupts a melee fight between two snipers and the one on his team just stares daggers into him.

    • @moronribbons5774
      @moronribbons5774 3 года назад +91

      You would too if your melee 1v1 got thrown like that

    • @TinMines
      @TinMines 3 года назад +68

      It’s at 8:46 for anyone wondering

    • @funnynin5140
      @funnynin5140 3 года назад +30

      and with a crit no less

    • @yoshflim
      @yoshflim 3 года назад +14

      @@funnynin5140 not like those snipers would've crit each other anyway

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 3 года назад +24

      And the Heavy even yells "CRY SOME MORE!" as the red sniper glares at him

  • @thadoubleapyt223
    @thadoubleapyt223 3 года назад +1175

    "That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss."
    That is a jar of piss, Jon

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 3 года назад +59

      I love how incredulous he is about it. I half expected him to just go 'Are you lot taking the piss?'

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 3 года назад +35

      Surprisingly, it's one of the most versatile items in the game.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 3 года назад +7

      @@normang3668 What does it do?

    • @Mooshake069420
      @Mooshake069420 3 года назад +51

      @@CallanElliott the jarate is thrown onto enemies, costing them in the urine. Any damage then done whilst the enemy is soaked in piss become mini crits so more damage is done

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 3 года назад +46

      @@Mooshake069420 It also can be used to put yourself out if you get set on fire, or if a teammate gets set on fire. And it can make cloaked spies visible.

  • @mucsdnop
    @mucsdnop 3 года назад +670

    The Jarate was a nice touch now we just need the Sandvich.

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 3 года назад +90

      "Here we have a ham sandwich. In fact I too have a ham sandwich here that I made this morning before shooting this video. Tastes good but for some reason my sandwich doesn't bring me back from the brink of death for some reason."

    • @CausalityLoop
      @CausalityLoop 3 года назад +67

      Standard configuration, diagonally sliced, looks like ham, lettuce, cheese and tomato stacked horizontally, with a toothpick/olive optical sight mounted on top. Obviously a real sandwich can't save you from multiple gunshot wounds, but hey, it's Team Fortress.

    • @justarandomalt255
      @justarandomalt255 3 года назад +13

      We have the jarate now everything else (mad milk, sandvich, bonk atomic punch etc.)

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад

      Yes.

    • @theinnocentxeno
      @theinnocentxeno 3 года назад +5

      They need to show him the weapon description for the mad milk

  • @katuwu5706
    @katuwu5706 3 года назад +702

    I'd like to point out that at 7:22 he mistakes "unremarkable" as part of the stickybomb launcher's name. The "unremarkable" part is a prefix that indicates that it is a "strange" weapon. A strange weapon is a special variant of an already existing weapon that tracks the amount of kills you get with it, and the weapon's name gains a prefix that changes as you reach certain milestones in the amount of kills you get with it. "Unremarkable" is simply the prefix a weapon gains for reaching the first milestone, for ten kills.

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 2 года назад +91

      Yeah, I think whoever got the clips should’ve shown off a normal one instead not to confuse him

    • @jackback70
      @jackback70 2 года назад +1

      facts

    • @josperpopet8949
      @josperpopet8949 2 года назад +13

      Would be a funny name though

    • @alexanderscout
      @alexanderscout 2 года назад +14

      there's a lot of mistakes he makes its like they knew the game and the basic's but did't bother giving him an expert in tf2 like how he talk's about demo's weapons mention something that source does with physic's objects like default pipes when firing out of the weapon

    • @Something_Disgusting
      @Something_Disgusting Год назад +6

      ​@@alexanderscout Grenade tumble is intentionally coded to have variation in the angle pipes come out so that when they roll on the ground there's variety.
      That has _nothing_ to do with any quirks of the Source Engine. That's just the game designers favoring gameplay over logistics.

  • @caddywampusjim5901
    @caddywampusjim5901 3 года назад +1055

    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss.” -Father Ferguson, the Epitome of Eligance

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 3 года назад +24

      Welp, guess I'm buying a description tag now

    • @aaronbustamante9282
      @aaronbustamante9282 3 года назад +4

      PISS

    • @favor8264
      @favor8264 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like Dark Soul boss

    • @HaiAkuSydney
      @HaiAkuSydney 3 года назад +1

      Piss

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 3 года назад +6

      Finally, a great description for my jar of piss

  • @lunitariaprime
    @lunitariaprime 3 года назад +537

    Note: The Unremarkable title is for a specific type of weapon, a rare one that will change titles depending on how many kills you get with it - it can be applied to literally any gun in the game, as a random drop. The Classic is the TF2 rendering of the sniper rifle from Team Fortress Classic :)

    • @wenndannnicht7428
      @wenndannnicht7428 3 года назад +6

      Nope it cant be applied on every weapon like the dragons fury the postal postal pummeler maul and so on you need specific strangefieres that can only be applied on just one weapon in the game which the weapons i mentioned dont have

    • @slovakthrowback3738
      @slovakthrowback3738 3 года назад +33

      @@wenndannnicht7428 The point is, that the name of the gun isn't "unremarkable" but that it's a specific type of thst weapon

    • @ayato4899
      @ayato4899 3 года назад

      There is a universal strangefier but its extremely rare as far as i know @wenn dann nicht

    • @Tree-lw0
      @Tree-lw0 3 года назад

      I wouldn't call strange weapons rare

    • @Tree-lw0
      @Tree-lw0 3 года назад

      @@ayato4899 just like a universal specialized kill streak kits or unused Halloween spells

  • @Hate_Silvia
    @Hate_Silvia 3 года назад +2051

    This guy’s back must hurt Iike hell. Single handedly carrying this channel.

    • @5h4rk70
      @5h4rk70 3 года назад +77

      I can't disagree, the only reason I am subscribed is because of this man

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 3 года назад +75

      "Hey medic I like GameSpot"
      Some TF2 class
      "GameSpot more like gayspit"
      Medic TF2

    • @gmsp123
      @gmsp123 3 года назад +13

      I won't lie, it's my first time here but I really felt that way after I looked below the video.

    • @Sheogorath-
      @Sheogorath- 3 года назад +9

      You guys gonna copy the same comment under every video with him?

    • @Hate_Silvia
      @Hate_Silvia 3 года назад +14

      @@Sheogorath- yes

  • @jaysbadatgaming
    @jaysbadatgaming 3 года назад +305

    The last one- The Panic Attack- was solely made to give a firearms expert a panic attack. I think it did quite well.

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 Год назад +1

      Thing is, I can think of several ways to make it work.
      He isn't a very smart "expert"

    • @Recklessiscrazy
      @Recklessiscrazy Год назад

      ​@@vyor8837🤓

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@vyor8837 or maybe the expert knows something you don't, and none of the ways you think of would actually work in practice.

  • @LegendofLuigi703
    @LegendofLuigi703 3 года назад +544

    "This Minigun is not real in any way"
    And that is why Heavy loves Sasha who weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.

    • @kiandannelly7315
      @kiandannelly7315 3 года назад +55

      It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds

    • @WellIAmTheOne90
      @WellIAmTheOne90 3 года назад +7

      PHHHHHAAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAH, ahhahhaah *snorts*

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro 3 года назад +8

      Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

    • @RadLoki
      @RadLoki 3 года назад +7

      Some people they can outsmart me, maybe, *sniff, maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

    • @LegendofLuigi703
      @LegendofLuigi703 3 года назад +6

      @@RadLoki *Eager gunfire* WEEEEEEEEEEH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!!!
      hehehe.... cry some more.

  • @DreamerDanielsun
    @DreamerDanielsun 3 года назад +1741

    I’m still waiting for the day he looks at the Beggar’s Bazooka.

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 3 года назад +290

      Physical recovery: six weeks.
      Full psychological recovery: six months.

    • @CityState_of_Valletta
      @CityState_of_Valletta 3 года назад +80

      It's the only launcher that fires all the shots loaded into it like he says! Was hoping for it since the last vid.

    • @Yuriyalloween
      @Yuriyalloween 3 года назад +26

      @@justmerc1642 Goddamn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    • @koyekoyr5417
      @koyekoyr5417 3 года назад +2

      OB

    • @koyekoyr5417
      @koyekoyr5417 3 года назад

      OB oB

  • @religionfueledwarmachine1687
    @religionfueledwarmachine1687 3 года назад +272

    3:07 Team Fortress originally started as a Mod for Quake 1's Multiplayer, in fact the mod was so popular that some people were buying quake just to play Team Fortress. Apparently there were also more servers running the TF mod than the original game.

    • @comradesam3382
      @comradesam3382 3 года назад +19

      Oh so sort of like how CS started as a mod for half life?

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 года назад +49

      @@comradesam3382 To be fair, aren’t a majority of Valve games technically Half Life mods?

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 года назад +12

      @@GogiRegion Mostly yeah, DOD, CS, Deathmatch, TFC [not the Quake Original]

    • @G33KN3rd
      @G33KN3rd 3 года назад +2

      the only question is wtf is the Quake 1 Rocket Launcher modeled after?

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 3 года назад

      @@GogiRegion was going to say was there anything that was not a mode first?

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 3 года назад +238

    Everyone’s talking about how the stickybomb launcher is reloaded by molesting it, but nearly as funny as that is the panic attack being reloaded by wafting underneath it

  • @j.dpost-mortem9115
    @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 года назад +477

    Fun fact: The Liberty Launcher has that crack down the middle represents the Liberty Bell, hence the name

    • @Maxx-kq5qh
      @Maxx-kq5qh 3 года назад +23

      Very sad that wasnt pointed out to him. Such a detail

    • @fredwilson1448
      @fredwilson1448 3 года назад +18

      I wanted to tell him, that there is indeed a sword called the claymore in the game.

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 3 года назад +2

      > hints
      you mean "hence?"

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 3 года назад +5

      @@mfaizsyahmi bone apple tea moment

    • @manuelsoares4343
      @manuelsoares4343 3 года назад +3

      @@fredwilson1448 And it's not that one, that one was the eyellander

  • @this...isabucket.6665
    @this...isabucket.6665 3 года назад +1388

    I'm disappointed he didn't even touch on the fact that engineer repairs the sentry by slamming his wrench on it. It'd be funny seeing his mind boggle over it

    • @dwavenminer
      @dwavenminer 3 года назад +100

      Percussive maintenance...

    • @goodoldpalmedic
      @goodoldpalmedic 3 года назад +89

      Tip from engineer:
      If you hit your kids they will be more powerful

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 3 года назад +36

      "it's team fortress, who cares"
      Jonathan

    • @Yuriyalloween
      @Yuriyalloween 3 года назад +19

      @@goodoldpalmedic Your children are like your sentry guns. Hit them to make them work harder.

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 3 года назад +3

      Or the fact that all that came from a small toolbox

  • @Armorpiercer
    @Armorpiercer 3 года назад +250

    "Postal 3"
    *Running with Scissors felt the disturbance in the earth's magnetic field*

    • @clausluger4570
      @clausluger4570 3 года назад +2

      Ha. In my own opinion your cho... Brrrr! I mean in my own opinion Postal 2 is the best.

    • @chengchu7501
      @chengchu7501 3 года назад +1

      Ahhh Postal 2 was such a wild destructive yet calming dream of a game

    • @pingusenpai3660
      @pingusenpai3660 3 года назад +16

      can we just take a moment to respect that jonathan pretends postal 3 didnt happen

    • @KB-du3rh
      @KB-du3rh 3 года назад +3

      Ah...Postal 3...the one thing I'm comfortable saying anyone who likes it is objectively wrong

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 3 года назад

      You'll get executed if you speak such words...

  • @diddles976
    @diddles976 3 года назад +283

    The grenade launcher actually used to be loaded how you would expect, but I assume due to Valve changing the clip size from 6 to 4, the additional 2 cylinders resulted in them removing the animation, although I could be incorrect as to the reason.

    • @Crasherbasher
      @Crasherbasher 3 года назад +30

      It used to be 6 but for balancing reasons they made it 4

    • @diddles976
      @diddles976 3 года назад +2

      @@Crasherbasher Correct

    • @Wolf99555
      @Wolf99555 2 года назад +41

      It actually had a full reload animation at launch despite only having 4 in the clip, they removed it as a part of several optimizations in order to help with all the new rendering requirements due to cosmetics

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 2 года назад +16

      I always thought it would be cool if they put a couple bottles into the unused chamber to explain why they aren't firing

    • @blitzkriiegi1005
      @blitzkriiegi1005 2 года назад +4

      @@diddles976 The reason being was due to the amount of entities allowed by the source engine at a given time, which is 2048, this led to animations, certain small details and objects to be removed in a way to optimize the game properly for cosmetics.

  • @astral_plane_crash
    @astral_plane_crash 3 года назад +386

    Jonathan saying "jar of piss" is my new favorite thing.

  • @TheAndyVoices
    @TheAndyVoices 3 года назад +589

    The Panic Attack: a design so baffling, it'll give you a panic attack.

    • @EungsuLee
      @EungsuLee 3 года назад +13

      Basically Ork weapon level design.

    • @tuongoanhvo2208
      @tuongoanhvo2208 3 года назад +6

      @@EungsuLee Waaaaaagh yah git

    • @maxousan
      @maxousan 3 года назад

      Fun fact of liberty launcher the crack on the right is as reference to the big ben bell

    • @minejumper.666
      @minejumper.666 3 года назад +8

      @@maxousan I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the Liberty Bell which has a crack in it.

    • @maxousan
      @maxousan 3 года назад

      @@minejumper.666 that one has well

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 3 года назад +387

    “That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss” your assumption is quite correct Johnny

  • @Optimore
    @Optimore 3 года назад +203

    In addition to the fact that "The Classic" is so named because it's a visual and mechanical copy of the Team Fortress Classic sniper rifle, there's actually an explanation for why it functions "like a bolt action" despite not being one. It actually wasn't in its home game (just a very slow-firing semiauto, with the ability to switch to an alternate variant to fire full-auto) but in this game there is only one set of sniper rifle animations (bolt action ones- or rather ones pretending to be bolt action, since the sniper doesn't move the bolt *back* or actually insert ammo into his explicitly one-shot weapons) so it became bolt action sort of via neglect.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 года назад +6

      10:19 the model is even turned to show that side of the gun, and there's nadda! XD

  • @teddyb1638
    @teddyb1638 3 года назад +76

    For some time I was wondering what compelled me about this series. I thought it must be that I just enjoy historic weaponry and Jonathan’s patter. After this video I realised that, as a graduate, what I really enjoy is watching academics and experts in their fields lose their minds and slowly unravel. This series is most excellent though and I can’t wait to see what comes next.

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell 3 года назад +706

    TF2 physics are easily summarised as "it shouldn't work like that but it does".

    • @thesun5275
      @thesun5275 3 года назад +32

      scattergun be like "what's a magazine"

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 3 года назад +19

      "I refuse to believe it's that easy."
      "I know, ja? Why do people even go to medical school?"

    • @mylles1112
      @mylles1112 3 года назад +1

      @@thesun5275 in the side of the scatergun really have the hole to put ammo.

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +1

      MINECRAFT physics I dont even exist

    • @666Vampirefromhell
      @666Vampirefromhell 3 года назад +1

      @@piglin469 Well yeah, kinda.

  • @engineergaming5989
    @engineergaming5989 3 года назад +733

    "That looks like a jar of piss"
    If he reviewed the Sydney sleeper oh boy...

  • @Mr_Metro
    @Mr_Metro 3 года назад +105

    I wish he could’ve seen the pre-altered panic attack, would have only further broken him

  • @ChromealaChan
    @ChromealaChan 3 года назад +254

    I absolutely love how he's reaction to the Panic Attack's drum mag was like mine years ago
    Simply a "WHAT IN THE-"

    • @jaredtomongha1342
      @jaredtomongha1342 3 года назад +18

      It doesn't make sense yet its quite fun and annoying to use most of the time

    • @therealgeneralMacArthur
      @therealgeneralMacArthur 3 года назад +2

      The drum in the front made a lot more sense when the weapon worked like a beggers bazooka shotgun

    • @robotdude343
      @robotdude343 3 года назад

      Reminds me of the combat shotgun from Fallout 3.

    • @aterriblefuze9540
      @aterriblefuze9540 3 года назад +3

      I guess you can say it gave him a panic attack.

    • @anamusingidiot2565
      @anamusingidiot2565 3 года назад +1

      @@robotdude343 Probably is a reference to that.

  • @MrDirt
    @MrDirt 3 года назад +512

    "Unremarkable" isn't actually part of the weapon name. It's a special variant of the Stickybomb Launcher which changes the weapon's title based on how many eliminations this weapon performed as a form of kill counter.

    • @JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries
      @JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries 3 года назад +70

      That was my first thought (based on experience with RPG-style variant weapon/equipment names), but when I asked the GS guys, they thought it was part of the name...

    • @thisaccountisntreal107
      @thisaccountisntreal107 3 года назад +23

      @@JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries yeah in team fortress 2 we call them a "Strange" weapon
      They start as strange and as you gain kills it will slowly change names like op mentioned
      I'm pretty sure team fortress 2 has literally over a dozen weapon qualities
      Like my strange festivized specialized killstreak sticky bomb launcher
      Or one of my favorite items; the Unusual Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker
      Abbreviated as the Uhhhh

    • @acomingextinction
      @acomingextinction 3 года назад +8

      ​@@JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries Well, accurate or not, your snide-AF riff on that name was one of the best parts of the video. Fiddly little things like 'truth' should be secondary concerns when you've got a verbal murder to commit.

    • @JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries
      @JonathanFergusonRoyalArmouries 3 года назад +2

      @@pvt.hudson6088 Haha, the wife and I use that one quite a bit. Also 'you can't even DRIVE!!!'

  • @waffles9733
    @waffles9733 3 года назад +125

    I love how Jon slowly goes insane, so here's some weapons that will completely break your brain:
    BackScatter - Scout's Primary
    Dragon's Fury - Pyro's Primary
    Loose Cannon - Demoman's Primary
    Rescue Ranger - Engineer Primary

    • @limonero8757
      @limonero8757 3 года назад +3

      And what about the Rescue Ranger?

    • @waffles9733
      @waffles9733 3 года назад +19

      @@limonero8757 Oh yeah, how could i forgot about a gun that requires regular shotgun slugs to fire healing bolts

    • @joseaca1010
      @joseaca1010 3 года назад +3

      Oh yeah, i forgot how ridiculous the loose cannon is

    • @emanuelgodoy7583
      @emanuelgodoy7583 3 года назад +11

      the sidney sleeper? i mean is a syringe gun that soak people in piss

    • @iongeorge7279
      @iongeorge7279 3 года назад +4

      Don't forget the cow mangler

  • @Red-S-267
    @Red-S-267 3 года назад +50

    “We are almost there” has never sounded more terrifying

  • @Inky5
    @Inky5 3 года назад +1773

    "Sentry guns, are real"
    Engineer gaming irl

  • @FairPlay0007
    @FairPlay0007 3 года назад +337

    "There's no physical way that this thing could work."
    Literally all TF2 players: Physics? We don't do that here.

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад +35

      Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?
      AKA Physics

    • @hydraco.9423
      @hydraco.9423 3 года назад +4

      The source engine doesn't calculate in physics

    • @majapaja_
      @majapaja_ 3 года назад +1

      hey there's those two barrels on dustbowl that move when you shoot em
      indeed, the source engine is being pushed to it's very limit in this game

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 3 года назад

      Yeah, physics objects in the game don't even interact with players; only weapons

    • @paulkersey3042
      @paulkersey3042 3 года назад +1

      Except in rocket jumping, but we only do that as an insulting parody to actual physics.

  • @AlcomIsst
    @AlcomIsst 3 года назад +228

    2:28 It's not actually that big. Scout is is a baby-man with tiny hands.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 года назад +28

      Are you kidding? Scout may be small, but his hands are massive, like everyone else in the game.

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 3 года назад +20

      @@syweb2 Yeah, no seriously, his hands ARE FREAKIN MASSIVE!

    • @henksuli2879
      @henksuli2879 3 года назад +6

      Just a gameplay thing so people can see what weapon you're using

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent 3 года назад +3

      @@henksuli2879 Well, if they can't see what weapon you're using because it's just so tiny, safe to say they'd know it was the pocket pistol!

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ 3 года назад +2

      @@SirCheeseEater just ask his wife AKA female scout

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 2 года назад +84

    4:47 This actually makes a ton of sense, because TF2 was, at one point in development, going to be a futuristic sci-fi shooter with soldiers and aliens rather than two teams of mercenaries. “Invasion”, as it’s known, is also believed to be the final major concept for the game before the cartoony 1960’s retro futuristic style we got, so that being a carryover makes sense.

  • @reindeerboi4543
    @reindeerboi4543 3 года назад +387

    "That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss"
    Well, you aren't wrong

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 года назад +14

      It is quite literally piss

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 года назад +5

      It's jar based karate.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 3 года назад +11

      It's piss in every concieveable way except that the game has not explicitly 100% said that it's piss. That being said, it's quite clearly (or semi-opaguely given Sniper's clearly poor hydration) piss.

    • @reindeerboi4543
      @reindeerboi4543 3 года назад

      @@MrEvan312 in the comics it's pretty much clearly stated

    • @tuckermatis1572
      @tuckermatis1572 3 года назад +5

      "Boy! Those Saxton Hale Jarate Pills *tripled* the size of my kidneys! And thanks to my Saxton Hale Pain Tonic, I can barely even *feel* my organs shutting down! That spy won't know what hit him!" - Jarate release comic strip

  • @jalontf2
    @jalontf2 3 года назад +169

    "The closest thing we've got to the Crusader's Crossbow is Big Joe"
    _TF2 community collectively chuckles_

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 3 года назад +18

      Smack nuts?

    • @Mik3l24
      @Mik3l24 3 года назад +23

      @@mercenarygundam1487
      One relatively well known TF2 RUclipsr has an almost identical nickname.

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 3 года назад +10

      @@mercenarygundam1487 Big Joey

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад +4

      more like _tf2 community collectively has war flashbacks from cursed intros and every Bearded Expense appearance_

  • @Colorsfulls
    @Colorsfulls 3 года назад +198

    alternate title: grey mann has a mental breakdown at tf2 weapons

  • @michaelr2604
    @michaelr2604 3 года назад +102

    9:46 the meet the heavy video actually gives some hard stats on heavies stock minigun 150kg 10000 rpm $200 per round also he holds up what looks to be a shortened 20mm round

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 3 года назад +1

      Yeah kinda.

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 Год назад

      Another thing is ingame it shoots 4 pellets at once,yes 4 at once,its kinda a minigun shotgun

  • @evansn79
    @evansn79 3 года назад +393

    "the closest thing we've got is Big Joe."
    And then we get no context for what on earth Big Joe was built for.

    • @willgiesbrecht9318
      @willgiesbrecht9318 3 года назад +91

      Big Joe wasn't built, he is a gift from god

    • @keisisqrl
      @keisisqrl 3 года назад +10

      It’s lovely.

    • @mecapotato1659
      @mecapotato1659 3 года назад +67

      Its BIG JOEY

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 3 года назад +36

      we'll have to go to royal armouries in person and find out

    • @keisisqrl
      @keisisqrl 3 года назад +14

      @@pnutz_2 field trip!

  • @p00tis_pow20
    @p00tis_pow20 3 года назад +238

    "absolutely devastating"
    -shortstop enjoyers

    • @slovakthrowback3738
      @slovakthrowback3738 3 года назад +6

      lmao, true
      very fun weapon ngl

    • @candi9626
      @candi9626 3 года назад +11

      me after i shove someone off the 2fort bridge

  • @XNautPhD
    @XNautPhD 3 года назад +268

    6:55 I think it’s an important detail to include that the grenade launcher *used* to have 6 grenades, and the animation actually did reload each chamber one by one with the grenades filling their slots.
    The change from 6 to 4 was for balance, and the animation laziness was basically an oversight that never got fixed when TF2 changed its model system a few years ago.

    • @fckgooogle1000x
      @fckgooogle1000x 3 года назад +17

      It's so satisfying seeing the Grenade Launcher finally corrected in the TF2 mod Team Fortress 2 Classic

    • @MK-zj6hz
      @MK-zj6hz 3 года назад +8

      Yknow in sfm, since it uses the 2007 version of tf2, the animation partially works.

  • @kyridounis5040
    @kyridounis5040 3 года назад +232

    "reloading is done by molesting the weapon" - Sun Tzu

    • @Mynameischef
      @Mynameischef 2 года назад

      he was wearing a steel panther shirt, they know all about molesting big cannons

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +17

      And I’d say he knows a little more about guns than you do pal because he invented it

  • @matthewgreening1301
    @matthewgreening1301 3 года назад +113

    "That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss"
    I never thought I'd hear him say that.

  • @keanan86
    @keanan86 3 года назад +146

    Totally missed the cracked "bell" on the liberty launcher

    • @kalamir93
      @kalamir93 3 года назад +12

      Ohh, it was a bell. I looked at this and thought "Huh. There's a crack in the wood. Nice detail!" - I guess you have to be an US-American or closely connected to get that detail.^^

    • @Kawn0
      @Kawn0 3 года назад +10

      @@kalamir93 yeah, you gotta know obscure US History pretty well to know the cracked bell on the liberty launcher is a nod to the cracked liberty bell in Pennsylvania (hence the name Liberty Launcher)

  • @coddeyen201
    @coddeyen201 3 года назад +115

    "It looks like a funko pop version" is one of the biggest insults I've ever heard.

  • @Freddie_06
    @Freddie_06 3 года назад +53

    FYI: The "killstreak" or "unremarkable" are not part of the name of the actual weapon, but just add other statistics to the weapons.

    • @maotisjan
      @maotisjan 7 месяцев назад +1

      The More You Know

    • @Freddie_06
      @Freddie_06 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@maotisjan I do not remember making that comment, but I vaguely remember the video

  • @Waltuh_White420
    @Waltuh_White420 3 года назад +918

    Fun fact: Heavy's minigun shoot 4 bullets in 1 unit of ammo, so he's carrying 800 rounds.

    • @ValirValor
      @ValirValor 3 года назад +19

      are you a calculator?

    • @juanpablo8230
      @juanpablo8230 3 года назад +96

      And he fire his weapon for 12 seconds

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 3 года назад +95

      @@juanpablo8230 At 10,000 RPM. It costs 400,000 dollars.

    • @taozi7204
      @taozi7204 3 года назад +31

      @@Bancomnin some people think they can outsmart me..

    • @antagonisingbison287
      @antagonisingbison287 3 года назад +25

      @@taozi7204 maybe... **sniff** maybe...

  • @comradenikolai322
    @comradenikolai322 3 года назад +518

    Asking a Royal Armouries curator to analyze the guns of TF2 is like having a curator of the Louvre analyze the art of kindergarten classes.
    I love it.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 3 года назад +38

      Totally not a thinly vailed mild mental torture to subject him to, for the rest of us to enjoy and giggle at.... LOL

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 3 года назад +8

      He's a gamer too lol

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 3 года назад +17

      They got him to react to Splatoon for April Fools...

    • @BorgBunnie
      @BorgBunnie 3 года назад +3

      I’d watch that too

    • @junkmail2223
      @junkmail2223 3 года назад +4

      I'd honestly love to see the curator of the louvre analyze the art of kindergarteners

  • @AnonymousRandomDude
    @AnonymousRandomDude 3 года назад +144

    Next time: A marine biologist reacts to the Holy Mackerel.

  • @DrakenNero
    @DrakenNero 3 года назад +15

    You cannot pull up on this guy, he already knows what gun you have and he’ll have always have the better gun.

  • @H3Vtux
    @H3Vtux 3 года назад +316

    I think I speak for many of us when I say you can just go ahead and keep doing these until you retire.

  • @jamesyun8444
    @jamesyun8444 3 года назад +256

    Soldier's rocket launchers are just the bane of Jonathan's existence

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 года назад +8

      So is the panic attack.

    • @fckgooogle1000x
      @fckgooogle1000x 3 года назад +4

      As well as any weapon that uses broken logic in their reload animations

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 года назад +636

    "Recoilless rifles - aren't."
    - Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

    • @KRUSH-R
      @KRUSH-R 3 года назад +24

      - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @felixcoldsabers
      @felixcoldsabers 3 года назад +32

      @@KRUSH-R and i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it and then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor!
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @murphyrutledge5590
      @murphyrutledge5590 3 года назад +8

      I wrote no such law.

    • @day-me-in
      @day-me-in 2 года назад +1

      @@murphyrutledge5590 💀

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 года назад +3

      @@murphyrutledge5590 good god, he is here

  • @TheDunsparceGames
    @TheDunsparceGames 3 года назад +25

    the pretty boy’s pocket pistol was added as part of an item set called “the public enemy” so yeah it was probably based on a gangster of some kind

    • @korosi1862
      @korosi1862 3 года назад +1

      it actually reminded me of resident evil for some reason

  • @kitsune_jones
    @kitsune_jones 3 года назад +350

    "This is Jonathan Ferguson, the only lad whose back is strong enough to carry this channel for the past 8 months"

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад +16

      Wonder if he needs medical aid for those shoulders

    • @rainxer9561
      @rainxer9561 3 года назад +15

      And strong enough to carry those guns to putting them on that table behind him

    • @Its_lieseeeee
      @Its_lieseeeee 3 года назад

      @@mercenarygundam1487 that's what the NHS is for

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад

      @@Its_lieseeeee NHS?

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад

      @@mercenarygundam1487 National Health Service. It's what provides healthcare in the UK. May God forever preserve it.

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 3 года назад +565

    I'm honestly surprised that the shortstop was one of the most accurate weapons in this. I was under the impression that it was made up for the game

    • @Volumcraft
      @Volumcraft 3 года назад +11

      Funny, i knew this had to be very close. But i think i know a little gun history

    • @mobus1219
      @mobus1219 2 года назад +15

      I think that it was actually modeled after a real gun and then cartoonified for the tf2 feel

    • @cherrybee95
      @cherrybee95 2 года назад +49

      I'd say the jarate is the most accurate to any real world equivalents but that's just my opinion

    • @bmwer00
      @bmwer00 2 года назад +5

      @@cherrybee95 also its DIY

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +8

      @@cherrybee95 in real life it'd deal emotional damage as extra

  • @Rikylochness
    @Rikylochness 3 года назад +188

    I finally found out why the minigun is called minigun

    • @utheemmely271
      @utheemmely271 3 года назад +13

      "Impossible"
      - Thanos

    • @gaugewallacesavetf2748
      @gaugewallacesavetf2748 3 года назад +2

      Yep, I knew this one before hand, but the more you know

    • @lordlammi1562
      @lordlammi1562 3 года назад +1

      I just reasoned in my mind that it must be a mini version of some kind of mounted gun.

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 года назад +1

      there's also a microgun. It's a mini-minigun!
      the micro gun, unlike the mini gun, actually is hand held.

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 3 года назад +1

      @@LetMeEatIt | The Microgun wasn't actually intended to be handheld, and it's simply lighter and fires 5.56 (which was the ammo of the beloved M16 at the time). It was still intended as a vehicular mount, but easier to move, position, transport, and replace. It also simply freed up more space within vehicles for more ammo and weapons.
      For the most part, no minigun or derivative of a minigun is intended for handheld use. It has no practical use outside of mounted stations, and is best suited for moving vehicles, where the rate of fire compensates for the increased difficulty of firing from a moving vehicle.

  • @2-Way_Intersection
    @2-Way_Intersection 3 года назад +11

    the "unremarkable" tag on the stickybomb launcher comes for it having a special effect in game. 'strange' weapons as they're called track the number of kills with that specific instance of the gun, with the prefix changing based on different thresholds.

  • @thingsiplay
    @thingsiplay 3 года назад +85

    "But who cares, it's Team Fortress."
    Pretty much sums it up for me.

  • @GizmoHibiki
    @GizmoHibiki 3 года назад +241

    I wanna see this guy tackle the weapons in the Halo and Doom franchises.

    • @fredoriagaming4466
      @fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад +16

      You don't reload in doom. It would be nice to see what happens!

    • @deinfamous5293
      @deinfamous5293 3 года назад +15

      Reloading: *Exists*
      Doom: "We don't do that here"

    • @r0zemary
      @r0zemary 3 года назад +4

      @@fredoriagaming4466 The super shotgun would like a word. (Even if you don't count it as a reload because it's part of the animation in DOOM 2, in DOOM (2016) you were able to fire one barrel at a time and then manually reload)

    • @Commander650
      @Commander650 3 года назад

      Hell on earth

  • @rajgill7576
    @rajgill7576 3 года назад +146

    Surprised the shortstop was real, granted TF2 throws physics to the wind on how they normally operate. Love to see oddball guns irl

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 3 года назад +7

      It was apparently not fun to fire, but I still want one. But since there were so few of them, they're expensive.

    • @lampenpam
      @lampenpam 3 года назад +2

      I hoped he would mention that the shortstop works closer to a shotgun in the game and shoots 4 bullets with a single shot, which of course doesn't reflect reality but fun cartoonish interpretation of the gun

    • @k_Hwaofficial
      @k_Hwaofficial 3 года назад

      @@lampenpamKinda yeah.

    • @hairyspider151
      @hairyspider151 3 года назад +2

      The only scattergun scout has that isn't based off another gun is the scattergun itself iirc

    • @Goldberg1337
      @Goldberg1337 3 года назад +2

      It comes from the goofy era of 1980s backup guns. I'm pretty sure it was intended to be a secondary pistol for police officers (hence the .38 special chambering). But everyone who has actually tried a COP Derringer has said that they're pretty lousy. Truly a weapon that exists solely for cool factor!

  • @Rubiktor012
    @Rubiktor012 3 года назад +12

    When he said the whole"use a controller to tell the gun what to do", I'd wish he knew about the Wrangler

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 3 года назад +74

    8:49 That sniper was so upset from his duel being ruined

    • @steeltuff1
      @steeltuff1 3 года назад +16

      Check the first video where the player slaughters a bunch of friendlies on 2fort.

    • @cosmic7972
      @cosmic7972 3 года назад +5

      Lmao ur right. Poor sniper he just wanted a melee duel

  • @catwithacomputerwhatwillhedo
    @catwithacomputerwhatwillhedo 3 года назад +228

    "Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher" I love how he talks about the unremarkable part as if it wasn't just a strange modifier

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 3 года назад +2

      ​@@xaracen7207 It's not too difficult to just look up the stock names of the weapons in TF2. Whether or not he has any experience with the game is irrelevant.

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 3 года назад +1

      @@xaracen7207 No.

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 3 года назад

      @@xaracen7207 Doing a simple google search or simply opening up the loadout menu in TF2 are just two of the easiest ways to finding them. There's literally no excuse.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 3 года назад

      @@xaracen7207 it's not a big deal anyway.

    • @dookcurruff9047
      @dookcurruff9047 3 года назад

      not a big deal guys...

  • @maxbennedbk7085
    @maxbennedbk7085 3 года назад +7

    0:17 that is actually a functional firearm, you have your projectile out front (cylindrical) and out back you have a "blind" that when fired lets out imense pressure witch launches the projectile with decent force wherafter the holster is ejected out back

  • @onyxflicku610
    @onyxflicku610 3 года назад +80

    I feel like he should watch the heavy’s intro trailer where he talks about his minigun XD

  • @TsuchinokoIsARealAnimal
    @TsuchinokoIsARealAnimal 3 года назад +70

    Notice how all the 'surprisingly accurate' weapons tend to be the community-designed ones lol

    • @и_что-р7т
      @и_что-р7т 3 года назад +5

      Actually every ,,surprisingly accurate weapon" looks like something from other game, so i don't like its design, except design of spy's weapons. Realistic and elegant style fits spy's personality

  • @widgetfilms
    @widgetfilms 3 года назад +436

    Applying logic to the world of TF2 is an exercise in futility and madness.

    • @mylles1112
      @mylles1112 3 года назад +4

      Indubitably

    • @luthfihar3211
      @luthfihar3211 3 года назад +6

      and the suffering it creates is entertainment for us

    • @Narty_Naz
      @Narty_Naz 3 года назад +3

      Lorewise, Australia is already futuristic in the 19th century

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @dunderbaer2430
    @dunderbaer2430 2 года назад +3

    The pocket gun looking so big could also be a reference to Scout being mocked for having small hands. At some point in the "Meet the Team" series that happened, so I always saw it as a reference to that

  • @thatguy9579
    @thatguy9579 3 года назад +184

    When he says the eye-lander is based on brave heart. Me a movie nerd: “ever hear of the movie highlander”

    • @A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman
      @A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman 3 года назад +29

      Bro same here I felt the same way, demo even says "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" when he gets a chargeing kill

    • @doodelddragon9934
      @doodelddragon9934 3 года назад +4

      @@A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman there is even an demoman achivment called "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" or something like

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 3 года назад

      Movie failed financially

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 3 года назад +1

      Beat me to it

    • @tinman96
      @tinman96 3 года назад +3

      You don't have to be a movie nerd to know Highlander. It's a pretty famous movie.

  • @harryrissik3310
    @harryrissik3310 3 года назад +37

    I love how an actual firearms historian is actually giving us some videogame firearms history too

  • @K2niarDneK
    @K2niarDneK 3 года назад +48

    The Grenade Launcher used to have an animation where the magazine would spin as Demo was reloading it, but they got rid of it (presumably) to save on resources as the game progressively got bigger.
    The Classic is an almost exact replica (gameplay included) of the Sniper Rifle from the original Team Fortress. The bolt animation is just because Valve is lazy.

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu 3 года назад +6

      It also used to have 6 shots , not four, which is more realistic since there are 6 chambers

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan 3 года назад +1

      @@XanderFenikkusu Yeah, Valve changed it after the TF2 Beta when they found out that giving Demoman 6 grenades was OP, and they never bothered to also changed the chambers when they nerfed it.

    • @SpartaTheRatatat
      @SpartaTheRatatat 3 года назад

      @@daddysempaichan actually it was in the game even after beta, tf2 on ps3 and I think xbox still has demoman with 6 pipes.

    • @kered13
      @kered13 3 года назад

      @@SpartaTheRatatat Xbox only has 4 pipes because it was nerfed in the one patch that the Xbox received. PS3 never received a patch.

    • @BalefireBombshell
      @BalefireBombshell 3 года назад +1

      I don't think they intentionally got rid of it. I think it just broke one day and they never bothered to fix it.

  • @cosmiccoruption5145
    @cosmiccoruption5145 3 года назад +9

    I love how he also said the strange quality for the stickybomb launcher

  • @Neoodeargod
    @Neoodeargod 3 года назад +49

    Fun fact: it is canon that sniper actually jars his piss which is shown in meet the sniper

    • @averageD4Tenjoyer
      @averageD4Tenjoyer 3 года назад +2

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @hairyspider151
      @hairyspider151 3 года назад

      It also shows jarate is piss in the jarate introductory comic

  • @mrpsyco5884
    @mrpsyco5884 3 года назад +60

    "That looks an awful lot like a jar of piss"
    *Ding* *ding* *ding* we have a winner.

  • @thingoria
    @thingoria 3 года назад +26

    10:10 it's called the Classic because it's meant to look and function like the sniper rifle from Team Fortress Classic, the previous TF game. Basically being a sort of callback weapon like how the Original is.

    • @irishgerman98
      @irishgerman98 3 года назад

      I really wish they had a rocket launcher that looked and sounded like the one in Doom and called it “The Granddaddy” or “The Grandfather” or something lol, as a reference to Doom being the “grandfather of FPS”. Then again it would probably just be yet another stock rocket launcher reskin

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 3 года назад

      @@irishgerman98 The closest we have is the BFG, but sadly you can only use it in custom tf2 weapon server ( or ctf2w_[mapname])

  • @sidrezig4449
    @sidrezig4449 3 года назад +12

    Heavy: “Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 3 года назад +22

    Jonathan: *goes into great detail about weapons in a very well mannered and well literated way.
    Also Jonathan: 11:24

  • @Zombiekilleryamato
    @Zombiekilleryamato 3 года назад +50

    Far cry 2/5
    Fallout 3/4
    Left 4 dead 2
    Black ops 2
    Rainbow six siege
    Killing floor 2
    Halo human weapons
    Pay day 2

  • @kailaine3974
    @kailaine3974 3 года назад +61

    In case anyone’s interested, “The Classic” is named that way as an homage to the original Team Fortress (now Team Fortress Classic or TFC) as that was the gun model for Sniper’s primary and functions the same way in game as it did in TFC

    • @jaidenbaxter1871
      @jaidenbaxter1871 3 года назад +4

      Actually the original team fortress was a quake mod now called team fortress 1 or quake team fortress, team fortress classic is not on the quake engine but goldsrc and was made after. Conclusion QTF and TFC are different games and TFC was always called TFC

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад

      except being weak and non identical
      this thing was busted in tfc

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 года назад +2

      It doesn't actually function identically. There's a video explaining all of the difference (I think it's called "What if it was more Classic" or something like that).

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 года назад

      @@screamsinrussian5773 it's great in TF2 too

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад

      @@elgatochurro bit too weak for me but it's not that bad yes

  • @Lakthul
    @Lakthul 3 года назад +9

    I like how the panic attack also looks like the person was *having* a panic attacck while making it, and is also likely to give firearms experts a panic attack while observing it.
    It's almost like an SCP.

  • @greenseagull9611
    @greenseagull9611 3 года назад +43

    The panic attack originally stored up loaded shots and then fired them repeatedly when you released the button, so I assume that's why they have the drum at the end.