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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @sharklover2984
    @sharklover2984 4 года назад +1016

    everyone: **actually good audio quality**
    Jack: *_ᵗᴴᵃᵀ ʷᴬˢ ʷᴬᶜᵏʸ_*

  • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
    @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 7 лет назад +6871

    Mark: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THIS GAME SUCKS*
    Wade: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW HE CAN'T GET IT IN THE HOLE*
    Bob: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THE OTHERS ARE SCREAMING*
    Jack: And people say I'M the loud one.

  • @claytoncarlson7725
    @claytoncarlson7725 7 лет назад +3459

    Bob I'll have what Mark's having.
    Jack: sex?
    *awkward silence*
    *acts like he never said it* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LeachesAndCream
    @LeachesAndCream 4 года назад +2464

    Past Mark: "I don't want my balls crushed"
    Present Day Mark: "I just want to test my limits"

  • @StonedtotheBones13
    @StonedtotheBones13 7 лет назад +2048

    I feel like if Jack calls you out for screaming you might be raging a bit much.

    • @he.walks.among.us_
      @he.walks.among.us_ 6 лет назад +2

      Kyra B so true XD

    • @Valkyrie2702
      @Valkyrie2702 6 лет назад +20

      Just a bit though. Not TOO much, DEFINITELY not like steam coming out your ears. Just steam ALMOST coming out of your ears.

    • @cleventinetheclementine195
      @cleventinetheclementine195 5 лет назад +4

      A bit much as in Your heads turning so read you'd actually be mistakable for a tomato, but yes

    • @adoredmodestcolt1258
      @adoredmodestcolt1258 2 года назад +3

      Just to hear him scream almost immediately after.

  • @biancawilkinson1005
    @biancawilkinson1005 7 лет назад +2691

    Jack: "and people say I'm the loud youtuber."
    *1 second later*
    Jack: "FUCK!"

    • @ohsosmylze
      @ohsosmylze 7 лет назад +3

      Sebastian Barona Yeah thats true

    • @hkst51rturbocharger13
      @hkst51rturbocharger13 7 лет назад +28

      At least he's not loud AND annoying. Kweblekop ( or whatever he's called) gives me a headache

    • @앤젤앤젤-b3t
      @앤젤앤젤-b3t 7 лет назад +1

      HKS T51R Turbocharger Kwebelkop is a crazy man and his friends

    • @overwatch8756
      @overwatch8756 7 лет назад +1

      I could think of a LOT of other LoudTubers, DashieGames, Jev, Rain, CistReactZ, Apex, Blue, Banks, I got a Whole list, honey, I could go on for a week.

    • @overwatch8756
      @overwatch8756 7 лет назад +1

      I could think of a LOT of other LoudTubers, DashieGames, Jev, Rain, CistReactZ, Apex, Blue, Banks, I got a Whole list, lil' missy, I could go on for a week.

  • @cayjoe9524
    @cayjoe9524 7 лет назад +1496

    All of y'all are pointing out that Jack said "And people call me the loud one," but none of y'all are pointing out the irony of the fact that, right after he said it, he immediately yelled "FUCK!" at the top of his lungs.

  • @Alex-wp9xd
    @Alex-wp9xd 6 лет назад +673

    mark: "whats up my cranky crew!"
    ethan: "" THATS NOT MY INTRO!!!!!!!! "

  • @mjjunk
    @mjjunk 7 лет назад +4770

    For the first time ever, I've had to turn up my volume to hear Jack 😂

  • @MrChoppemax
    @MrChoppemax 7 лет назад +3174

    *Jack:* And people Think i am the loudest youtuber....
    *Jack:* I am the quietest person here...
    *Jack:* FACK!!!!!

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 7 лет назад +18

      Yomi wait a minute..... I know that character in your profile pic...

    • @no.4737
      @no.4737 6 лет назад +4

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😆

    • @jcat379
      @jcat379 6 лет назад +14

      17:12

    • @jcat379
      @jcat379 6 лет назад +1

      actually, a bit earlier than that

    • @purplechan_1918
      @purplechan_1918 6 лет назад +1

      Yomi XD true 😂😂

  • @jaxxminxx2005
    @jaxxminxx2005 6 лет назад +240

    After about 14:55 I can imagine hearing Eathan in the distance yelling "THATS NOT MY INTRO"

  • @Turtlediva62
    @Turtlediva62 7 лет назад +380

    I love how jack says at 14:32 "who do I watch?" Then a few seconds later he does Ethan's intro. This means one of Ethan inspirations watches his videos. ^w^

  • @hannahstolz6512
    @hannahstolz6512 7 лет назад +252

    19:08 Jack, you're so adorable as everyone else is yelling at each other 😂

    • @CRXW99
      @CRXW99 4 года назад +2

      why:d u post that on marks perspective {

    • @demonmaster666
      @demonmaster666 Год назад +1

      OH DIS IS FUN WHEE HEEEE!

  • @Kyomapai
    @Kyomapai 7 лет назад +702

    16:53 Imagine these guys in a car accident.

    • @jenniferh725
      @jenniferh725 7 лет назад +6

      ACSilvereye TRUE

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 7 лет назад +22

      I can hear that and I cannot stop laughing

    • @dinehg
      @dinehg 7 лет назад +2

      I just did and it's so frickin' funny XD

    • @Kyomapai
      @Kyomapai 7 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @Minoriscful
      @Minoriscful 7 лет назад +37

      ACSilvereye Mark:'Wade this is all your fault'
      Wade:'i was'nt driving !'
      Bob:'yeah Wade how could you do this to us?'
      Sean:'i can't believe you guys don't know how a stickshift works!'

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 7 лет назад +2457

    Come on Mark, this one was not the “worst game of golf ever”. Remember the one when you found out about the power bar?

    • @johannagustafsson212
      @johannagustafsson212 7 лет назад +152

      I hope Mark sees this and thinks "Still too soon, man..." xD

    • @alisonkuragano7544
      @alisonkuragano7544 7 лет назад +40

      Thiago Leão That is something no one should mention. I mean it is too sad to mention.

    • @reelheck
      @reelheck 7 лет назад +3

      Thiago Leão HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @CitrineOMarbles
      @CitrineOMarbles 7 лет назад +75

      Wait...there's a power bar!?

    • @astven94
      @astven94 7 лет назад +10

      I member...

  • @HealYourGirl
    @HealYourGirl 7 лет назад +333

    Wade: YAYAYAYA
    Mark: UGGGHHHHHHH
    *next hole*
    Mark: YESSSSSSS
    Wade: NOOOOOOO

  • @immediatebutter3568
    @immediatebutter3568 7 лет назад +1730

    Mark: *forgets to start recording and do an intro*
    Mark (2 minutes later):we're professional youtubers
    Me: ಠ_ಠ

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 7 лет назад +9

      Sarcasm brah.

    • @mokiyt4794
      @mokiyt4794 7 лет назад +12

      .LIKE= $60
      REPLY= $120
      WATCH A VIDEO= $240
      DO ALL= $420

    • @poissonsumac7922
      @poissonsumac7922 7 лет назад +12

      Lemon Melon I think the term 'professional youtuber' is an oxymoron ;)

    • @shannonazzif766
      @shannonazzif766 7 лет назад +3

      Lemon Melon False advertising. It was 2 minutes later

    • @allmusicplays
      @allmusicplays 7 лет назад

      WHERES MY MUNY BILLBY FLASKI PERSON MAN WOMAN ALIEN EVERYTHING UNIVERSE NOTHING SOMTHING I DONT KNOW ANYMORE!

  • @respeckmaautoritah9686
    @respeckmaautoritah9686 7 лет назад +4731

    I feel bad for bob because he tries the most at youtube and he has less subscribers he gets under 10k views on videos without MArk jack or wade and he is the one of the funniest people that play with Mark

    • @lexe5604
      @lexe5604 5 лет назад +174

      Ok but true

    • @MaddyDoesStuff
      @MaddyDoesStuff 4 года назад +35

      Same

    • @ashh1476
      @ashh1476 3 года назад +80

      I subscribed to him🥺🥺

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 3 года назад +76

      Bob deserves every sub.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 года назад +54

      Just because he has one good trait, does not mean he has every other quality needed to succeed
      Bob's a funny guy, yeah mostly - Good supporting cast, and makes Mark's content and others better - Not necessarily great solo or for things other than just existing such as editing or titles or thumbnails etc etc - If he was, he'd be seeing success himself, if not to the same generation defining level as Mark

  • @BeastMode-yp4ov
    @BeastMode-yp4ov 7 лет назад +4125

    We love Marks humor
    We love Bobs laugh
    We love Jacks loudness
    We love Wades....uhhhh.....

  • @janenordmann3633
    @janenordmann3633 7 лет назад +624

    I wish they all recorded in front of green screens like Bob. It's really aesthetically pleasing.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 6 лет назад +14

      Luna Louise no it’s like the opposite of that

    • @saddoggo1085
      @saddoggo1085 6 лет назад +92

      Luna Louise jack would have no hair then

    • @unpleasednut5476
      @unpleasednut5476 5 лет назад +47

      And jacks chair, he would just be floating.

    • @kaitlinpankake2192
      @kaitlinpankake2192 4 года назад +11

      I’d love that

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 года назад +30

      Blue screens
      Because Jack has green hair, and green chair

  • @jamisonfawkes6044
    @jamisonfawkes6044 7 лет назад +261

    8:08 most quietest victory screech

    • @thehardingameyt6846
      @thehardingameyt6846 7 лет назад +3

      이성하 speech* 😂
      I actually searched that on Google 😅

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 4 года назад +7

      @@thehardingameyt6846 but it is screech and not speech

  • @katrynabassford8749
    @katrynabassford8749 7 лет назад +583

    12:34
    Mark: *Screaming* "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
    Bob: I'll have what mark is having.
    Jack: "sex."
    XD

    • @Jamie-tf4th
      @Jamie-tf4th 7 лет назад +7

      What everyone was thinking

    • @niftynoodldrdude5081
      @niftynoodldrdude5081 7 лет назад +2

      I think when jack finishes he yells "*LIKE A BOSS*" not topathemornin because its his outro... :'$

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 7 лет назад +1

      Katryna Stevenson even wade was doing it at the end xD

    • @raccoon1471
      @raccoon1471 7 лет назад +1

      Katryna Stevenson oh god

    • @mokiyt4794
      @mokiyt4794 7 лет назад +14

      .LIKE= $60
      REPLY= $120
      WATCH A VIDEO= $240
      DO ALL= $420

  • @Kayylerzx
    @Kayylerzx 6 лет назад +93

    "OH, GOD. WHY?"
    Seriously my favorite line from Wade.

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 4 года назад +130

    18:45
    Wade: Yeah that's right I want my balls crushed.
    *_SCREAMS INTENSIFY_*

  • @justmyselfsomehow
    @justmyselfsomehow 7 лет назад +33

    i like how Bob everytime said "Hey Mark!" or "Hey Jack!" or "Hey Wade!" thats so nice!

  • @FaythMarie
    @FaythMarie 7 лет назад +660

    Some people: Jacksepticeye is loud, like too loud!
    Me: *listens to Mark and Wade yelling and freaking out at each other while Jack is quietly sitting there* Bruh...
    XD

    • @fredbearpostsfnaf9314
      @fredbearpostsfnaf9314 7 лет назад

      I love you comment!!! And yes!!!! The lols are real. :D

    • @hexes_andjinxes
      @hexes_andjinxes 7 лет назад

      true

    • @ezranian
      @ezranian 6 лет назад +1

      He is kind of overly loud sometimes, but in this video... yeah

    • @mantaholy6845
      @mantaholy6845 6 лет назад

      Iris Star and suddenly... *TOP O’ DA MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!!*

    • @karlovragotuk3081
      @karlovragotuk3081 4 года назад

      @@fredbearpostsfnaf9314 I mean English dude

  • @BreezeFoster
    @BreezeFoster 7 лет назад +837

    Mark: *making very sensual noises of satisfaction*
    Bob: Ooh I'll have what Mark's having
    Jack: What, sex?
    jack said what we were all thinking

  • @squirrellordess9732
    @squirrellordess9732 7 лет назад +255

    8:10
    ... Wade? Watcha doin' buddy?

  • @HLVision7
    @HLVision7 7 лет назад +307

    At 14:17,Mark's impression of Vsauce's intro killed me...that was damn hilarious XD

    • @HLone303
      @HLone303 7 лет назад +16

      Yeah that was one of the funniest moments of the video XD

    • @lemiwinks7794
      @lemiwinks7794 7 лет назад +1

      came down to comment that you fuck

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 7 лет назад +3

      _Hey, Vsauce, M-Mi-Mi-Micheal here._

    • @id_ursus4455
      @id_ursus4455 6 лет назад

      Is he Vsauce and we are michael? Or is he michael and we are Vsauce? *Questions science still can’t answer*

  • @rosyrosethorns
    @rosyrosethorns 7 лет назад +80

    JackSepticEye:
    Referred to as the loudest RUclipsr, but is the most chill in this video... XD

  • @Insandom
    @Insandom 7 лет назад +308

    "And people say _I'm_ the loud RUclipsr." ~ JackSepticEye 2017

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 7 лет назад +1

      Watch the video. It's when everyone but Jack's loud.

    • @melgrimm8608
      @melgrimm8608 7 лет назад +2

      everytime they do something together I'm always thinking what Jack said this time. Most of the time he is the quietest when I watch on Marks Channel videos where he plays with Jack and the others. Then I watch Jack and I'm like "DAMN! You're loud!"

    • @maskeddivisions
      @maskeddivisions 7 лет назад

      lol "it's when everyone but Jack's loud" so like... the whole video? his mic is quiet af

    • @maskeddivisions
      @maskeddivisions 7 лет назад +3

      but anyways it's at 17:06

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 7 лет назад +7

      ikr. wade and mark r screaming their heads off

  • @kaitlynalexa6389
    @kaitlynalexa6389 4 года назад +12

    I like that bob has a permanent smile on his face the whole time. He is genuinely happy to be here

  • @JerpaDeez
    @JerpaDeez 7 лет назад +153

    My video buffers and there's Mark looking like he knows he fucked up, Bob laughing at it, and Wade just realizing what's happening. Then there's Jack going 'wonder what I'm gonna have for dinner tonight' 😂

    • @livingtrashcan2951
      @livingtrashcan2951 7 лет назад

      Ethan Bash when is That I need to see that

    • @JerpaDeez
      @JerpaDeez 7 лет назад +3

      ShadowJastCullMeShadow 21:23

    • @KalasMonsoonDreams
      @KalasMonsoonDreams 7 лет назад +1

      Emoji.

    • @JerpaDeez
      @JerpaDeez 7 лет назад +1

      Oh, I'm watching this on mobile :D

    • @daewonkoretz1021
      @daewonkoretz1021 7 лет назад

      Ethan Bash LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @ryanloomis703
    @ryanloomis703 7 лет назад +495

    *everyone flipping out*
    *Jack in the corner quietly* oh this is fun! weeeee!

    • @Hauntedomens
      @Hauntedomens 7 лет назад +2

      ryan loomis he said that as I read it...

  • @Liv_Says
    @Liv_Says 7 лет назад +124

    Mark, Bob and jack are laughing so much, and there's Wade who's just getting pissed off at his ball.

    • @katelynd807
      @katelynd807 7 лет назад +4

      olivia mertes I think I'm getting deja vu😂

    • @Goochbutter
      @Goochbutter 7 лет назад +1

      olivia mertes icy u

    • @Goochbutter
      @Goochbutter 7 лет назад +1

      John The Cool Kid v

    • @Liv_Says
      @Liv_Says 7 лет назад

      brent szany hehehe

    • @Liv_Says
      @Liv_Says 7 лет назад

      Katelyn Lieb 😂😂😂😂

  • @skyblock9234
    @skyblock9234 5 лет назад +74

    8:35 anyone of their faces can be turned into a meme

  • @georgeammons5772
    @georgeammons5772 7 лет назад +232

    13:37 everybody is laughing and wade is just like" I give upon life"

  • @Xylluk
    @Xylluk 7 лет назад +64

    8:09 lol I love Wade's "victory dance"

  • @visceralluster4408
    @visceralluster4408 7 лет назад +33

    Wade is the living embodiment of the Wilhelm Scream and it's great.

  • @aizawashouta6829
    @aizawashouta6829 5 лет назад +104

    13:42
    JACK TURNED INTO ALL MIGHT

    • @tdfhjd
      @tdfhjd 3 года назад

      Who’s all might?

    • @liaafton6117
      @liaafton6117 3 года назад +1

      My hero academia
      Good anime if your into anime I suggest watching it if you want

    • @coloredkiwi1562
      @coloredkiwi1562 3 года назад

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

  • @olivermoth
    @olivermoth 7 лет назад +747

    Jack: you know who i really feel sorry for? Molly. she's in like the other room going "why? why? why am i marrying this?
    poor Wade 😂

  • @ivoryholliday670
    @ivoryholliday670 7 лет назад +143

    Wade: Awww YOUVE GOT TO BE POOPING ON MY KIDNEYS!!
    I'm screaming xD my new thing to say when I'm mad

    • @ivoryholliday670
      @ivoryholliday670 6 лет назад

      Holy shit the last time I looked this had no likes

  • @hannahranit5548
    @hannahranit5548 7 лет назад +164

    Honestly this entire thing is just yelling in rage and sex jokes, I love it.

    • @boston4479
      @boston4479 7 лет назад +2

      Hannah Ranit story of my life

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 7 лет назад +368

    "hows it going my CRANKYYY creww"

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +32

      Ethan: THAT'S NOT MY INTRO!!!

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 года назад +16

      I'M TYLER

    • @kidneybandit4540
      @kidneybandit4540 4 года назад +9

      It’s what’s up my cranky crew you F Y U C K I N G degenerate

    • @rubinahossain9366
      @rubinahossain9366 4 года назад +10

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367HOW'S IT GOING MY CRAZYBOYS

    • @mertarslan8039
      @mertarslan8039 3 года назад +5

      @@rubinahossain9366 WADE: *CRANK CRANK CRANK*
      MARK: *THATS NOT THE INTRO AT ALL

  • @TheLegacyofKingXeno
    @TheLegacyofKingXeno 7 лет назад +540

    No intro? I got ya covered...
    wu-POUSH Top of the morning, bobbleheads, I'm Wade lordminion777 and welcome to... Golf with (your) friends!

    • @Aklaex
      @Aklaex 7 лет назад +4

      Best intro ever

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 7 лет назад +47

      Hang on, it needs a few tweaks.
      wA-POOSH! TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA BOBBLE HEADS, LORDMINION777 HERE AND WELCOME TO GOLF WITH (YOUR) FRIENDS MY CRANKY CREW. BE SURE TO PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON LIKE A BRO AND I'LL SEE YOU.. IN THE NEXT VIDEO. BUH-BYE!

    • @emily-jayne1554
      @emily-jayne1554 7 лет назад +12

      Does anybody know what the intro's music was?! The flute? I have always wanted to know what it's called lmao

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 7 лет назад +15

      it is from The Amazing Frog, Mark's all time favorite game

    • @kaleighelliott9121
      @kaleighelliott9121 7 лет назад

      Emily-Jayne I love this

  • @sanghamitradas848
    @sanghamitradas848 7 лет назад +44

    6:51-6:55 the look on Jack's face 'U MADE YOUR DADDY PROUD'!!!!!

  • @breemackin6096
    @breemackin6096 7 лет назад +439

    BEFORE YOU COMMENT:
    - If you listen, Jack said Molly, it's not Jack getting married okay guys?!
    - Jack commented that Mark forgets to turn up his mic volume on Discord; that's why Jack's audio is quiet
    - And yes. We all laughed when Mark was OoOOooOoing and Bob said "I'll have what Marks having" and Jack replied with "Sex..?"

    • @kenyakookie
      @kenyakookie 6 лет назад +5

      Bree Mackin Ah! Good to know! Thank you

    • @purplechan_1918
      @purplechan_1918 6 лет назад +2

      Bree Mackin When he said that I died XD

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +6

      @Zac Hofman that's what they were fucking saying... Molly was in the other room and thinking "why am I marrying this", this being Wade.
      And anyways, I don't think someone is a true fan if they don't know Wade was dating/now married to wade.

    • @GK-ym1nq
      @GK-ym1nq 5 лет назад +31

      @@emlynselene1096 Wade was married to Wade? Fantastic

    • @thebonelady34
      @thebonelady34 4 года назад +2

      woah how am i so stupid and not know where the discord is/was

  • @Duskwing472
    @Duskwing472 7 лет назад +137

    2:57
    Mark; Bob isn't girthy enough for that hole.
    Me; how would mark know this????

    • @projectgalaxy3334
      @projectgalaxy3334 6 лет назад +14

      they are certified members of the D club

    • @joshmaddox7464
      @joshmaddox7464 5 лет назад

      ]ii

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 5 лет назад +2

      project galaxy I fucking love you for this

    • @Ebag3000
      @Ebag3000 5 лет назад +4

      What do you think they all do at the bonercast?

  • @carlg1296
    @carlg1296 7 лет назад +151

    I couldnt stop laughing when bob said "hahaha stupid" to mark missing the hole at 7:31

  • @KylCam96
    @KylCam96 7 лет назад +1217

    What did Markiplier say when the thief stole his trout?
    Give me my Fischbach!

    • @d0ttore
      @d0ttore 7 лет назад +15

      omg.....................................

    • @duuh_cake_boss1700
      @duuh_cake_boss1700 7 лет назад +4

      OMG LOL

    • @kld8206
      @kld8206 7 лет назад +2

      Tazim Khan What do you mean? Did I say something wrong?

    • @rachels8311
      @rachels8311 7 лет назад +1

      Kyle Campbell Why do I like this so much?

    • @cadesundgaard5707
      @cadesundgaard5707 7 лет назад +8

      Kyle Campbell This is o-fish-ally the best joke ever

  • @CaydeSmax
    @CaydeSmax 7 лет назад +171

    00:00 it was at this moment mark knew HE FUCKED UP. I mean this in a nice funny way mark ;)

  • @beckylynn8701
    @beckylynn8701 7 лет назад +43

    I could just imagine Molly in the back room hearing Wade say "I want my balls crushed, what of it?"😂😂😂

  • @jordanawesome7065
    @jordanawesome7065 7 лет назад +587

    Everyone's like "Sean's getting married!?" and I'm over here like, "Wtf you talkin about? Sean said Molly. Wade is marrying Molly. You're all insane."

    • @Cat-pw5qr
      @Cat-pw5qr 7 лет назад +31

      Jordan Awesome ive literally just seen 2 comments about that.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад +14

      Oh! For some reason I forgot about that! Thank you, I was confused. XD

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 7 лет назад +23

      I didn't know ppl thought that. I thought It was clear.

    • @drea94
      @drea94 7 лет назад +1

      Jordan Awesome Dude, almost nobody was confused about that, you're not better than anyone else...

    • @Whovian103
      @Whovian103 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, and if Jack did get married, it'd be to Signe/Wiishu (plz correct me if I spelled Signe wrong).

  • @ray25lee
    @ray25lee 7 лет назад +16

    If we thought ball crushing was intense, kidney pooping sounds like some next-level shit.

  • @monetorr8498
    @monetorr8498 7 лет назад +38

    "Oh Cod why?"
    Bob: you flaky delicious fish you!

  • @ShailarChina
    @ShailarChina 6 лет назад +250

    Mark: “I don’t want my balls crushed!”
    Me: *erases the fan art-*
    (IM JOKING-)

    • @oo-sg3lx
      @oo-sg3lx 4 года назад +8

      were you joking about making the fan art or about deleting the fan art?

    • @ShailarChina
      @ShailarChina 4 года назад +9

      Noel Pausanos I’m joking about making the fan art I-

    • @LunaCorart
      @LunaCorart 3 года назад +3

      @@ShailarChina lies

  • @oktanken
    @oktanken 7 лет назад +714

    If Markiplier made porn he'd still end every video with "And I'll see you in the next video!"

    • @blutyphoon5891
      @blutyphoon5891 7 лет назад +15

      +Sora Song what kind though cause if you saw from the yoga vid he did with Tyler he's pretty good at getting in this bendable positions😏😏 #Pornipler #Markthegaypornstar xD

    • @Ruinnne
      @Ruinnne 7 лет назад +4

      blu typhoon no eww

    • @honeystackz
      @honeystackz 7 лет назад +1

      Bob Builder what. you're joking right?

    • @BobBuilder-to8cy
      @BobBuilder-to8cy 7 лет назад +18

      Sky Music look up "sexy interracial man shoves bread up his fury hole" on there. don't ask questions.

    • @honeystackz
      @honeystackz 7 лет назад

      Bob Builder uh alright haha. thanks

  • @itsfinnagain4433
    @itsfinnagain4433 7 лет назад +316

    Jack was so quiet....

    • @EchoNoctua
      @EchoNoctua 7 лет назад +15

      Right? It's almost out of character haha

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 7 лет назад +2

      Often this happens. I'm gonna wait for jacks video.

    • @TheReaperHunter
      @TheReaperHunter 7 лет назад +33

      I think Mark just lowered his volume.

    • @itsfinnagain4433
      @itsfinnagain4433 7 лет назад +1

      :c

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 7 лет назад +21

      It's the connection. Since Jack is in Ireland the connection doesn't work as well as with Bob and Wade since they are in America.

  • @sapphire7424
    @sapphire7424 7 лет назад +30

    Mark in car accident:
    Mark-NO I DIDN'T HIT YOU YOU HIT ME!!!! YOU HIT ME!!! (waves arms erratically)

  • @peppermintsugar3017
    @peppermintsugar3017 2 года назад +7

    the rapid switch from laughing to screaming to fighting to silence

  • @thelegitnarwhal5190
    @thelegitnarwhal5190 7 лет назад +220

    THEY NEED TO PLAY GOLF IN REAL LIFEEEE!!! I would enjoy that so so so much!

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 7 лет назад +22

      I feel like that would be a danger to everyone there, simply because of pure rage.

    • @tannerneurobrain2400
      @tannerneurobrain2400 7 лет назад +4

      that means jack needs to fly to America to mark, bob, and wade

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 7 лет назад

      The Emotional Animations or mark bob and wade fly to england. We have... um... we have tea! And... crumpets! And a queen!

    • @sammy651
      @sammy651 6 лет назад +2

      Seppen Obushidian America already has a queen, a fucking drama queen

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 6 лет назад +1

      SamIsOdd oh... but we have tea and crumpets!

  • @Air93331
    @Air93331 7 лет назад +24

    8:10 Wades face just got me

  • @itsmimi5182
    @itsmimi5182 7 лет назад +131

    The games you guys play that make you all argue a lot are the best it's so freakin' funny 😂😂

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 7 лет назад +1

      Alexander Ichukwu olufemi Obeya Exotic Butters > Exotic Margarine

    • @just_typical1561
      @just_typical1561 5 лет назад

      I know this comment was from two years ago, but I love your profile picture 😂

  • @carsonchamness2555
    @carsonchamness2555 4 года назад +4

    Mark Jack and Bob: *talking about what they scream when they finish*
    Wade: *suffering*

  • @dctr_badwolf
    @dctr_badwolf 7 лет назад +228

    Is anyone else having a hard time hearing Jack? His audio is so quiet.

    • @Caustic_Dystopia
      @Caustic_Dystopia 7 лет назад +4

      d0ct0r_badwolf 24 It's a bad mic connection.

    • @laxpsy9285
      @laxpsy9285 7 лет назад +51

      Sean said that Mark forgets to turn up his mic volume on discord.

    • @karissmallworld2378
      @karissmallworld2378 7 лет назад +6

      Ansh Gujral They use discord what

    • @jimmiesox6402
      @jimmiesox6402 7 лет назад

      Ansh Gujral I need to get on that discord

    • @hollyberry3074
      @hollyberry3074 7 лет назад

      surprisingly yes

  • @Ammo0
    @Ammo0 7 лет назад +26

    19:54 Jack: you know who I really feel sorry for? Molly. She's in the other room going "why, why... Why am I MARRYING this"?

  • @carolinecheney6695
    @carolinecheney6695 7 лет назад +94

    I started laughing after they said they were professional RUclipsrs XD

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 7 лет назад +23

      Right? And we all know "professional" RUclipsrs with years of experience forget to hit record AND make an intro! xD

    • @tenebrisevernight
      @tenebrisevernight 7 лет назад +2

      professional just means they get paid to do it. it has nothing to do with skill

    • @carolinecheney6695
      @carolinecheney6695 7 лет назад

      Seriously! Still love them though

  • @emmapolcyn9505
    @emmapolcyn9505 3 года назад +24

    2017 Mark: *I don't want my balls crushed!*
    2020 Mark: *[NUTBALL INTESIFIES]*

  • @BrownEyesInJune
    @BrownEyesInJune 7 лет назад +12

    It's always so hard to hear Jack when all four of them are playing. His volume is so low compared to everyone else.

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 7 лет назад +147

    Mark:*moans*
    Bob: i'll have what marks having
    Jack:sex?

  • @maxmonson4796
    @maxmonson4796 7 лет назад +4

    at 18:58 everybody's going insane except jacksepticeye is just cheering on his ball like a happy little snowflake and then everybody's still yelling at each other and he just puts on the biggest smile and throws his hands up in the air!
    It's adorable

  • @lexilemons3983
    @lexilemons3983 Год назад +3

    I'm sitting here watching this 6 years later wishing that when Mark asked for their "power ball readings" Someone would've gone for a good Ole "It's over 9000!" 😅

  • @dannylemons8809
    @dannylemons8809 7 лет назад +8

    Jack's audio is always so low and you can barely hear him... I still hear you in my heart jack!

  • @Max9183
    @Max9183 7 лет назад +16

    I wonder if Mark realizes that he is becoming the Wade of the group now

  • @conmanmason4372
    @conmanmason4372 7 лет назад +4

    "You gotta be poopin on my kidneys!" That will forever make me laugh.

  • @HappyLarry.
    @HappyLarry. 5 лет назад +8

    Jack's audio is so weird, it's as if the boundaries where his mic works are really small, so that whenever he's loud or quiet we never hear him. He's just so much quieter than everyone else.

  • @V_M-q1k
    @V_M-q1k 7 лет назад +8

    mark: we're professional RUclipsrs
    two minutes earlier: mark forgot to start recording, and do an intro.

  • @alaina7108
    @alaina7108 7 лет назад +13

    I got the best belly laughs when Jack's just like "You know what's funny, people say i'm the loud youtuber."

  • @sierrabernsten973
    @sierrabernsten973 7 лет назад +546

    "I'm a- I have a neck, I have necks" - Mark 2k17

    • @DaemonOzakiAJ
      @DaemonOzakiAJ 7 лет назад +169

      #IStandWithMarksThiccNeck XD

    • @melgrimm8608
      @melgrimm8608 7 лет назад +4

      That's what I was thinking of! XD

  • @themaincharacter4985
    @themaincharacter4985 10 месяцев назад +2

    Markiplier is the king of being happy even when he's losing

  • @pieperson007
    @pieperson007 7 лет назад +18

    I absolutely love it when you guys play these kinds of games together, it's always so hilarious! (plus it's fun seeing you rage)

  • @Sofuu0901
    @Sofuu0901 7 лет назад +396

    mark: "I gigged her last night if you know what I mean"
    jack: "you went to a concert with her?"
    me: **just over here fucking dying**
    LMAAOOOOO idk why I thought that was funny but it was beautiful xD

    • @Mochi_93
      @Mochi_93 7 лет назад +4

      Wendy Meade When?

    • @Sofuu0901
      @Sofuu0901 7 лет назад

      Matt Scott 1:12 - 1:21 I got the wording wrong a bit but whatever

    • @g80gzt
      @g80gzt 7 лет назад +5

      Wendy Meade
      LAUGHING MY ASS ASS OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
      why?
      Why did you type that?

    • @Sofuu0901
      @Sofuu0901 7 лет назад

      G80 GZT idk I'm sorry xD

    • @pastel_dragon_girlo3o689
      @pastel_dragon_girlo3o689 7 лет назад

      G80 GZT now THAT, is funnier than that comment. THAT made ME LMFAO

  • @DatDudeAlek
    @DatDudeAlek 7 лет назад +625

    Whenever I watch these golf videos and look away for a second and only have audio, I always get a feeling like there's some weird porn going on!

    • @DatDudeAlek
      @DatDudeAlek 7 лет назад +11

      And I just learned a lot about professional youtubers, that I don't know what to do with xD Haha this episode cracked me up good!

    • @weirdo17-_-35
      @weirdo17-_-35 7 лет назад +1

      Shark Master gold star...moron

    • @isaiahjohnson7647
      @isaiahjohnson7647 7 лет назад +9

      Well, Mark did talk about BDSM

    • @mr_mcnuggie9581
      @mr_mcnuggie9581 7 лет назад +6

      Sora Song Septiplier is dead.

    • @SomeDumbWitchMadeThis
      @SomeDumbWitchMadeThis 7 лет назад +5

      I mean it's dead, Wilford shot it

  • @ColinFraser_2409
    @ColinFraser_2409 4 года назад +12

    No one:
    Not a living soul:
    Bob: WE GO IN THE THING!!!!

  • @Byrdhouse-dq9lk
    @Byrdhouse-dq9lk 7 лет назад +214

    Bob is just one of those people who you cannot hate whatsoever.

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 7 лет назад +1

      so true

    • @doodlebug7250
      @doodlebug7250 7 лет назад +19

      no matter how badly he fucks you and everyone over, everyone loves Bob

  • @jesstatro9788
    @jesstatro9788 7 лет назад +16

    3:48 Wade: odd sound no one will explain
    Me: who the f-- what? * rewind*
    Wade: repeats sound
    Me: alrighty then.

  • @aahdarn9563
    @aahdarn9563 7 лет назад +9

    This is what I heard at 16:16
    Bob:
    "I did not hit the ball. The game's lying. Not that way. I did nooooot."
    "Oh hi Mark."

  • @bre8240
    @bre8240 Год назад +2

    6yrs later and Mark's misery is still funny😂

  • @kachowskid1545
    @kachowskid1545 7 лет назад +862

    Who else remembers when Mark found out about the power bar😂

    • @Daniel-ld6hd
      @Daniel-ld6hd 7 лет назад +16

      SwagPickles :D THERES A POWER BAR!!!

    • @stevesjule
      @stevesjule 7 лет назад +2

      i loved that omg

    • @snowstorm02
      @snowstorm02 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel....there is????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blksolutionsinc484
      @blksolutionsinc484 7 лет назад +2

      me two was so funny

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 7 лет назад +25

      "THERE'S A MEASUREMENT FOR POWEEERRR?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!!??'
      I still go back to that from time to time.

  • @unmasc
    @unmasc 7 лет назад +15

    me sees thumbnail: huh, looks funny
    me reads title: MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN COMPLETED! 0w0

  • @tiniesttinsels
    @tiniesttinsels 7 лет назад +10

    12:40 Bob: "I'll have what Mark's having..."
    Jack: "Sex?"
    Why did no-one hear that? It made me snort so obscenely loud XD

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +6

    13:22 According to this theory:
    Arin: Oh, Oh, Hey I'm Grump!
    Dan: Oh, oh, I'm not so Grump!

    • @hmmmm9560
      @hmmmm9560 4 года назад +2

      and we’re the game grumps

    • @pooman784
      @pooman784 5 месяцев назад

      I was waiting for their version of PewDiePie's intro

  • @Emma-ft7tn
    @Emma-ft7tn 6 лет назад +5

    Mark,Bob,Jack and Wade during golf: screaming obscenities into the abyss
    Mark,Bob,Jack and Wade during Uno: screaming obscenities at each other

  • @vadervoorhees846
    @vadervoorhees846 7 лет назад +30

    Wade sounds like he threw up on camera 14:16

  • @ratatoskrgaming4963
    @ratatoskrgaming4963 7 лет назад +222

    When they started talking about sex and saying their intros, all I could think was "what's up my cranky crew" 😂😂😂

    • @The1MetaKnight
      @The1MetaKnight 7 лет назад

      Ratatoskr why? That makes no sense

    • @The1MetaKnight
      @The1MetaKnight 7 лет назад

      Dead well I know, but I don't see what the sex part had to do with it

    • @The1MetaKnight
      @The1MetaKnight 7 лет назад

      Dead yes I know. This was between them, not Ethan

    • @The1MetaKnight
      @The1MetaKnight 7 лет назад +1

      Dead whatever

    • @DracoHandsome
      @DracoHandsome 7 лет назад

      you need get smarts

  • @comedicthinker1401
    @comedicthinker1401 5 лет назад +2

    17:24 wade went from a clogged garbage disposal to a small child not getting their way

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 7 лет назад +6

    I only realized it when he said it, but it's true: Jack is so quiet when he plays with these guys.

  • @copelandia4997
    @copelandia4997 7 лет назад +22

    I love how Wade is just slowly becoming SeaNanners in appearance

  • @caseywadman4425
    @caseywadman4425 7 лет назад +134

    I nearly died because I didn't hear sean say molly and for a moment thought he was talking about signe and him getting married and I was like WATTTT??!!

    • @itsmeais1736
      @itsmeais1736 7 лет назад +2

      Spencer Wadman SAME

    • @mickeylanza61
      @mickeylanza61 7 лет назад +6

      Spencer Wadman I started freaking out and yelling like DID HE GET ENGAGED?!?! HOLY FLUFF! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?! 😂😂 I had to go back over it so many times haha

    • @wolfnamedluna3231
      @wolfnamedluna3231 7 лет назад +1

      Spencer Wadman OMG ME TOO!

    • @agitatedmolecule
      @agitatedmolecule 7 лет назад +2

      Spencer Wadman ME TOO K WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT AND IF SOMEONE NOTICED

    • @Cat-pw5qr
      @Cat-pw5qr 7 лет назад

      when was this?!

  • @druagablackhart621
    @druagablackhart621 4 года назад +2

    Mark and Jack don't have shit on Wade's "Toad Doing Butt-Stuff" squealching/screaming. Wade: Destroyer of Headphones and Speakers, Bringer of Migraines, Nuisance to Ear-Holes.