COMPLETE INSANITY | Move or Die
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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I love how at 19:53 Mark was kicked and it said the host probably got intimidated by his _impressive_ win count, even though he’d been in last the whole time
No it was because his win count was 69 🤣
"impressive" indeed XD
@@bigedsheeransfoodreviews6324 his point count was 69, not his win count
But just Wade's soft "I didn't kick you" 🤣
Woah 3 Ks in frickin. Watch urself. lol
I'm still choking for air. I was dying when Mark's chair broke and we could just barely hear him raging XD
same wade same
Omg I hoped you guys would see. How was...omg...two chair legs.
I agree I was just cracking up
Me too I can't stop laughing
worth playing the game again eh?
Mark has such great friends. "My chair broke hold on i can't play and i keep falling over and i might have hurt myself but its fine just hold on" *keeps playing and laughing at mark's struggles* I love bob, wade, and jack
there was really nothing that they could do lol
+Taressa Johnson well they could've stopped playing until he was good
they could tell he was not hurt and they can't to anything they are not in same room as him
Who cares? Its a video game. Marks not gonna get butthurt if his friends, who he has know for years and have done pretty much everything with him, leave him outta one game while he got his stuff together. He probably would have wanted them to keep going instead of holding everyone up.
Jack was in the Irelands.
Wade: *dying of laughter*
Bob: *laughing his head off*
Jack: *calm*
Mark: *swearing till hes dead*
True tho
Mark: *destroying his recording studio*
Jack: this is fine..
Surprising that Sean was the calm one the whole time haha
Also Jack: THEY CALL ME THE LOUD BOY
“Fact: Statistically the blue player is better than the other ones.”
Looks at wade
SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT!!!
omg this is random but also in hanae natsuki’s gameplay gzira the blue player also kept on winning so like y e a h
blue is hosts so hosts always win is on
He knew...
Agh fack
I love how Wade is either unbelievably good at a game, or complete deadweight, with nothing in between.
*cough* Bloody Trapland 2 *cough* XD
@@neoanimefreak_7606 cough heave ho cough
Cough what are we doing cough
Cough barotrauma cough
Wait, so Jack was the pink one and Mark was the green one? ... I sense an imbalance in the universe.
D:
+Turtle Soup I feel a disturbince in the force
+Tori Telfor disturbance**
+Turtle Soup ya
yeah I was so confused for the longest time.
Skeleton design: Has a pelvis
Mark: My skeleton has boobs!
What does having a pelvis have to do with having boobs? Lmao everybody has a pelvis..
@@FuriosasWarRig I think its because the pelvis looks like boobs in the game, that's why Mark said that the skeleton has "boobs".
@@FuriosasWarRig no, it's just saying that the pelvis design on Mar's character looks like boobs
@@FuriosasWarRig The holes he called "nipples", are just the bones in your butt/pelvis.
@@FuriosasWarRig use ur brain
Game: Move or Die
Mark: *hides in corner*
"Heh! I'm gonna win just from inactivity!"
In a game literally called "Move or Die"
@@demonprincess9680 Yes the original comment said that
Meanwhile everyone including me dies from laughing
Mark: *kicked for inactivity*
R.I.P Marks chair
He had a great time until Mark raged too much.Bye Marks chair
Your so cute UwU
10:27
He didn't rage he was happy... Because he actually won
@@dancypants396 no matter the emotion, Mark's chair always gets f*cked
@@dancypants396 he was so happy he was angry.
18:55 is timestamp for the breaking of the chair and rage!
😂😂😂
And jack is sitting there like; what the fuck is going on and why are we wheezing like shitty brained kids that farted so I'm going to just sit here and insanely chuckle.
Not all hero's wear capes
Bro in 0.5 speed it's fucking hilarious!!!
THANKYOU
Thank you.your comment was the one i was looking for
19:02 That "Oh shit I'm falling!" always gets me every time 😂
Markiplier falling off his chair is probably the best thing I have ever seen. XD
ikr
ikr I died laughing 😂😂
Have you seen him drop his mic on his balls?
Eletrickkid no
Can you comment the link? XD
Moon Charm he did a danisnotonfire
lmao, well the chair breaks definitely making it into the next highlights reel
yes!!
Sulzlsl
+Alessa Starling Yes totally XD
+Alessa Starling Agreed.
+Alessa Starling Press F to pay respects to the chair.
*NO ONE EVER TOUCHED ME THERE* -wade 2016
10:27
I need an adult
Oh wow its been 3 years
Seeing someone like Mark falling backwards is so uncomfortably funny to me i rewatched the same part of the video more then 6 times
I love how Jack is turned WAY down because of how loud he is XD
ikr
And then you can barely hear him the whole time
+Trav Crabbe Ya everyone else is loud but you can tell his audio is much quieter XD
+Trav Crabbe jacks like a fog horn on steroids xD
+Trav Crabbe it's called he lives in Ireland, home of bad internet!! lol
did anyone see when mark broke his chair that he pulled the wall with him XD
Karen Miller I did, and I hoped there would be a comment like this.
That’s the on
Y reason I came to this vid
Eeyup.
rip wall
Karen Miller That's when he decided to go from blue to all black 😂😂🤣🤣
Best thing ever starting at 18:58 he starting to get too excited and fell haha
And broke his chair
did this pop up in anyone else’s recommendations? such a throwback to see the red and green hairs.
This aged very well... hopefully we dotn get a repeat of 2020 :P
yep!
Yup! :)
Bob's laugh is the best laugh ever! Wade giggle so much amd it makes me smile. Jack's amile is amazing! Mark needs a go fund me page for a new chair.
William Ford *and
I love jacks amile too
LOLOLOLOL TRUE THO
I don't like Bob's laugh.
I don't like Bob's laugh.
I imagine myself watching a movie with Mark in it, and Mark trips off the edge of the building, and says" OH SH*T, IM FALLING!!!"
Oh he doesn't die though..
*****
xD
*****
You totally should! I'd watch it!
*****
Yes really! I'd read your fanfics as well!
*****
Think positively!
I died when Mark broke his chair XDDD
Same
+MarkipIier fakery
+sᎬᏢᏆᎥᏢᏞᎥᎬᏒ ᏆᏒᎪshh I think we all did! XD
I love your username 😂 #septiplieraway!
Shadow Wolf Tank chew :3
So I came back to rewatch this after like two years AND I FORGOT THAT MARK BROKE HIS CHAIR OMG I'M DYING!!
Mark falls off of his chair in the background all you can hear is bob DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paige Ward you can also see he is dying of laughter XD
*"I'M FALLING"* *laughs as he tries to grab on to the wall*
Yess😂😂
"How do you blow?"
Press B Mark
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Alexis Cross YES!!! I LOVE YOU RN!!!! AAAAHHHHHH
k
+Alexis Cross Press B To Blow
I was thinking the same!
mark: barely grazes the death box and dies
wade: phases straight through them
Mark: How To Blow?!
Me: B TO BLOW!
Yes
All you gotta do is press b to blow
Always relevant
We can remember the last lines that Mark's chair hear.. OOOH SUCK DICKS SUCK BALLS
PRESS B TO BLOW
13:20, the 'FACT' is that the blue player is statistically better than the others. That explains a lot.
lol i saw that too
Mark couldn't deal with losing so he assassinated his chair as an excuse lol
Hahahahahahaha
+DarkMajick He did win the round tho, I guess it was a celebrational assassination xD
+MarkipIier FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHO HAS NO LIFE AT ALL
+MarkipIier Mark why are you so great, it is almost impossible to be such good wow.o:
Hahahahah probably XD
2:48 "Muyskerm is amazing at blowing others"
I love how nobody noticed that
Oh my god I never laughed so much like when Mark fell of the chair
IKR
agreed
Did you here what he yelled? he just screamed "SUCK DICKS SUCK BALLS!!!!!"
Mark:I don't know how to blow!
Me: PRESS B TO BLOW!
18:18 Bob and Jack pushing at each other was amusing to me😆
+Jose Vega hey 😗
+Jose Vega do I know you from somewhere?
There are three things I'll never get tired of, and that is:
Mark falling out of and breaking his chair in this game
Mark raging and throwing his chair in Getting Over It
And
Pizza.
I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂 markimoo grabbing at the wall trying not to fall made me die good job markimoo ur a murderer u killed me I died laughing my ass off XD
I would help you find your ass, but I lost mine too from laughing. xD
When was that?
+Steyn Schulpen A little later in the video, I think around 19:00. xP
+StikerMunster yasssss! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Rikki Chadwick You find mine, I'll find yours! xD
I didn't half the game watching the green as Jack and pink as Mark
spent
Same!! :')
I thought the red and black was mark
Red*
+MarkipIier EVERYONE. THIS IS NOT MARKIPLIER. HIS CHANNEL HAS NO CONTENT. DONT CLICK ANY LINKS HE POSTS
13:24 "The blue player is statistically the best player." (Not word for word) Look what Wade is.
My first thought was that the facts are generated to whoever's winning...
Anna Wang That would make sense, I guess.
i don't know, I remember seeing the yellow or pink player winning and it saying that blue player is statistically the best.
At 7:41 Wade passes through 3 blocks unharmed, so I guess the game makes that decision.
The game is called Move or Die.
I forgot I needed to move!
-Markiplier 2016
"Funfact: Statistictly the blue player is better than the rest" Did anyone else see that at 13:21 ?
Statistically*
i saw it and i was just like, WWWAAADDDEEE!
You need to do more games together .. like prop hunt and stuff ... you guys feed of each other and have amazing sence of humur
I damn near pissed myself when he fell
Same!
+Lindsay ikr, that's so funny for some reason
+Lindsay whats funner then epic fails? markiplier's fails!
+adamx66 more like "epic FALLS"!!! lol
same
I love listening to Markiplier videos when I'm drawing. I'll hear the most random stuff.
Anyone else just lose it when Mark fell out of his chair?! BECAUSE I COULDN'T CALM MYSELF DOWN!
lol
I did I LOST it my parents thought I was choking
i died XD
i fell off my chair too
I did. the look on his face was priceless.
he did a dan
trashcanhan he dan goofed he dan goofed!
trashcanhan :D
Ship Shivoo :D
Danny boy done fucked up
trashcanhan nice
8:15 lordminion777 is amazing at blowing others
Bob Slopadopavitch that’s what she said
@Colten Gentry Didn't you get the memo?
I love that he just feels the need to tell the world he’s falling..as he’s falling. 😆
Is markiplier chair oh ok?
18:55 to 19:03 of this video will always be the best part of my life.
+Shia LaBeouf SAME LMAO
THX
This and the first ep of Speed Runners are the funniest things ever xD
DO IT!!!
Yandere Chan :3
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"i dont know how to blow"- markiplier 2016
"i dont know how to blow back"- jacksepticeye 2016
xD
+Mace windu Uh... Whatcha lookin' at?? FANFICTIONS DONT WRITE THEMSELVES!!!
+The 1337 okay remember when they were playing blowback Marx like I don't know how to blow how do you blow in Jackson like I don't know how to blow back how the f*** did you blow back and I'm having I'm not I don't like the idea of septiplier because Mark's not gay Jack's not gay all I said was you know they said that and it could be took the wrong way that's it
+Mace windu He didn't press "B" to blow
XD
When his chair broke,and then he broke it even more,I died.I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
13:19 "Statistically, the blue player is better than other players." I can't tell if that adjust based on how the game is going or what, but that explains a lot
"No one ever touched me there"Wade 2016
10:26
Holy shit 10:26 is an anagram of 2016
+258th Hi Guy Illuminati confirmed
There's a first time for every thing wade
10:24 top of the screen "LordMinion777 is amazing at blowing others" wtf XD
I'm giving this a like because Mark's chair broke :,D
same
+DaAnimeCat RIGHT! xD hahaha
i died laughing because of the chair,best spot in 2016.
Wade is actually good at this
Lol
when jack said "i hope you all die" they all died XD
TheSpawnOfRUclips when?
Crimson Rose Ye when
17:55
11:07 can we just appreciate how Wade is just running into all of them and that he's definitely cheating!
That was just lag. Also this game is trash lol
Is it that bad? Also, was it only on steam?
@@aayushdhurka2425 nah i like it
19:08
And this my folks is what you call "true friendship"
"How do I blow???"
press B
This
BEST REFERENCE! GLORY PROUD!
+MarkipIier GUYS DON'T LISTEN THIS IS A SCAM
Jacob Pekrun No one's fooled anymore.
...Yes...
Anyone else couldn't stop replaying mark falling out of his chair
19:00 this is the moment everyone needs to remember.
Does anyone know what marks said?
RIP marks chair and glasses (Rest In Peices)
Lol😂
Rainbowpizzadog I know right
lol I can't help but laugh XD
RIP Marks Chair
i know right Ruby Ossenkopp
he has glasses now again if u looked on his instagram
Broken chair, knocked over garbage, and lamp. Not to mention you almost tore your soundproof padding off the wall. This game looks fun overall.
Best moment of my life. Mark wins a round, then his chair breaks on him! LOL! My sides hurt from laughing.
My entire house when silent, just to hear Sean yell “**** YOU WADE”, and I can’t stop laughing.
5 years from now I'm gonna re-watch this and be like "remember when the universe turned against Mark and killed his chair in an attempt to make him loose the game"
Didn't even know Mark falling off his chair was a thing until the Markiplier Rap by JT Machinima came to be.
Same
same
THANK YOU SO MUCH for showing me this masterpiece! I owe you! This is beautiful!
Jade Rush wait when does he fall off his chair?
Daniel Ripple
Mmm. At the very end of the vid? Or what do you mean?
Mark: I don't know how to blow!
Me: Have you tried pressing B?
+Bleach can i drink you?
ME TOO! lol
Me to
+Sarahi Paulino cool
ahh, the 'b' to blow controls
2:49 “Muyskerm is amazing at blowing others”
Jack`s character is pink and Mark's character is green. I was so confused while watching this.
"there's garbage everywhere!" Marks life in a nutshell
or RUclips comments
Lol
Bob is the skin, Mark is the skeleton, Jack is the organs, and Wade is the spirit.They really are the dream team.
The look of pure concentration on Jack’s face during falling blocks tho
RIP to Marks chair
Rip my lungs
Rest in pieces
Who else came here from Jack’s video to see Mark’s chair break
Bumble Bear omg yeah😂
Bumble Bear me
Mr
Me
I arrived from wade, still just to see Mark fall though.
I'm sorry but mark falling was about funniest and greatest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂played it back like 7 times 😂😂😂😂
In a row 😆😂
And the suddenly, "dum da dum, dum da dadada dum. It's not unusual".
i played it back like 50 times trying not to cry/laugh.
What makes me laugh so hard every time I watch this is that when Mark falls the second time his whole camera shakes it makes me laugh so hard
every time wade's avatar smiled because he won I laughed so hard.
Adam Eccleston lol
Mark pulled a Dan Howell 😂😂
I have found someone from the phandom XD
Yesss! XD
yeess 😂😂😂
Much yes
MHM BUT NO COFFEE
LMAO Oh my god, poor Mark. Losing miserably and then breaking his chair when he finally starts winning. Good jorb.
10:24
"Lordminion777 is amazing at blowing others"
19:03 I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Margo Thorsteinson xD
19:18 I am laughing so hard this has to go in Mark highlights! Who agrees? Like
I hope you realize the cringe of asking to like if you agree 7 years later...
R.I.P marks chair
That makes 2 things broken (as far as I know)
3:48 did you notice after Jack said shite mark said it too
+Jenna cat lee howell * 3:45 *
ashby987 no, no, no, no... No.1 Marks Chair No.2 Marks Wall No.3 Marks Pride No.4 Marks Friends
Lol
mark's gamepad(i am toast)
it was I am Bread ( - w - ;)
Game: “LordMinion777 is good at blowing others”
Me: “I seee....”
The black speck near Bob made me wipe my screen
Sir Izzy_5886
So did I XD
Sir Izzy_5886
Same. XD
Rayna Mellott
BOB Y U CONFUSE US?!
Sir Izzy_5886 same
Sir Izzy_5886 probably about 39 times
6:20 it seem Mark is forgetting..... B TO BLOW
Fox Spirit21. WELL IT CHANGED TO "A" TO BLIE
L to LOSE
Mark finally starts winning, but his chair ain't having none of that.
When his chair broke I was gasping for air while wiping the tears off my face cuz I was laughing so damn hard 😂😂
13:23 it says: Statistically the blue player is better than the other ones, wade was blue XD
Probably cuz blue = host. Yeah the host haz higher win chance even the game admits it lol :D
Lol
+TheChosen RedPanda that sounds like a reference to Game Theory.
+TheChosen RedPanda I hear red makes you act on instinct, and blue makes you plan ahead
+TheChosen RedPanda Blue is always host so..
I couldent stop laughing when mark fell down, that was the most funiest thing I have seen in my life XD 😂
for some reason, I hate to love wade, but I do
Same
ikr me too
Reminds me of a song,..
"I hate you I love you I hate that I love you" XD
I hate, you hate, I hate why do you still love
That's an awsome song
+ The lost alchemist 😄👍
One time my friend said "shite" when he hit his leg. Teacher was like "what did you just say!?" And he said "i was explaining to Cat what a shite is, it's like a monk" His response was so slick that the teacher let him off the hook 😂🤣
I love the part where everybody was laughing and mark was on the ground XD
18:54
When Mark broke his chair XD I couldn't stop laughing
(For some reason, everyone else laughing made me laugh more)
We need a compilation of Mark injuring himself in the middle of gaming
Mark: **wins once**
Wade: *Dare you oppose me, mortal?*
Jack is pink and Mark is green? The universe is unbalanced...
SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYY
wait really? oh shit I was cheering for the wrong color oops....oh well I still love Jack so its cool
You beat me to saying this comment
I realised that haha
ikr
Mark falling off his chair is my favourite thing. xD I have to keep coming back to this video, IT'S SO GOOD
14:14 "i dont know how to blow." B for blow, mark
Amelia FT. Jones That.... Is the first time saw
I am truly that stupid
R.I.P Chair. So sad...
I only came to see the chair.