The Gentlemen's Guide to Not Sucking

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @CarlSagan42
    @CarlSagan42  3 года назад +779

    The CEO of Ikea was elected President of Sweden this week.
    He's still assembling his cabinet 🤓

  • @sady3327
    @sady3327 3 года назад +351

    Not enough people talk about the fact that the maker of "Pause for Effect" is also the maker of "Why are you stealing from ruins?"

    • @Caldron
      @Caldron 3 года назад +16

      So what you're saying is that Carl is stealing from OTHER modern ruins now? Huh. _Couldn't see that one coming_

    • @walugusgrudenburg3068
      @walugusgrudenburg3068 3 года назад +15

      I believe it is forbidden to speak of the Unbeaten One, in fear its softlock powers could return in full force.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +7

      @@walugusgrudenburg3068 Unbeaten? I swear I saw him win.

    • @sady3327
      @sady3327 3 года назад +6

      @@walugusgrudenburg3068 wdym he beat it there was even the flag icon to indicate he won the level

  • @kwisowofer9872
    @kwisowofer9872 3 года назад +330

    Notes:
    -Carl scams Twitch chat
    -Carl is a fiddle
    -Carl learns absolutely nothing
    -Carl no smart

    • @frackingfluidinjection
      @frackingfluidinjection 3 года назад +24

      More notes:
      - X=9
      - Thwomp will always suc
      - Carl no smart (2x)

    • @Emi_Tempi
      @Emi_Tempi 3 года назад +6

      Another note:
      - shinies are bad

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +6

      Just a few more notes:
      -Y=4
      -Stevoooooooooooo!
      -Carl blind
      -Carl smart (JKx3)
      -Nobody knows how to pronounce kwisowofer properly
      -JuzSmug

    • @aniolelseer7199
      @aniolelseer7199 3 года назад +2

      Carl still is being played like a fiddle for the link sword was clearly audible yet he missed it.

  • @xRMRxRevolt989
    @xRMRxRevolt989 3 года назад +378

    I love that he never even realized the first fake flag was in the sub world.

    • @ooc329
      @ooc329 3 года назад +37

      I would probably have thought (for the second possibly real flag) "If that's really the flag, the door is probably CP1... I don't want CP1, so fake flag here I come"

    • @canofsoda
      @canofsoda 3 года назад +15

      neither did i and now i feel quite stupid

    • @SkylarGlider
      @SkylarGlider 3 года назад +3

      After he got the CP I realized

    • @Zalis116
      @Zalis116 3 года назад +14

      @@ooc329 I was thinking, "May as well jump in there and rule it out -- worst that can happen is dying, as opposed to getting CP1'd or winding up in a horrible anti-softlock." Though with this level, it didn't seem like there was a viable "back to CP1" setup in the CP1 area. Of course, troll creators have found creative ways to hide those setups.

    • @WyattW_
      @WyattW_ 3 года назад +1

      tbh i didn’t either

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi 3 года назад +33

    Awww man, I was actually hoping that it was a sequel to pause for effect thoughhhh. That level was amazinggg

  • @RexRath
    @RexRath 3 года назад +93

    This guide was very insightful! 😁

    • @ostigma9457
      @ostigma9457 3 года назад +3

      How did u reply 21 hours ago 😳

    • @dinonuggies8741
      @dinonuggies8741 3 года назад +3

      21 hours ago?

    • @davethelizard1463
      @davethelizard1463 3 года назад +5

      Rex is the guide's teacher. The sexy voice you hear is Rexrath being disappointed at Carl

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +2

      It’s called “early access.” Some people just know people.

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj 2 года назад

      I dunno, the voice sounds like what one would imagine a talking butt to sound like.

  • @nathamiell
    @nathamiell 3 года назад +76

    My favorite way to learn. Using examples of what not to do.

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 3 года назад

      I know you're joking but that's probably the worst way to learn, there are thousands of ways of doing things incorrectly and only one way of doing things correctly

  • @howiethao277
    @howiethao277 3 года назад +68

    Wow. Carl’s voiceover voice sounds really good. He should have a RUclips channel or something.

    • @superplex25
      @superplex25 3 года назад +11

      That's actually RexRath doing the voiceover, but I probably didn't get the joke so if I didn't, ignore me lol

    • @The800pa
      @The800pa 3 года назад +11

      @@superplex25 i guess the joke flew over your head, but thank you for telling everyone who doesnt know him, like me, who he is

  • @huhneat1076
    @huhneat1076 3 года назад +95

    The gentlemen's guide. Written by Dover, Ben.

    • @Lbgroff
      @Lbgroff 3 года назад +4

      And co-authored by his sister Ilene, in 1969.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +5

      @@Lbgroff I think that was his step-sister. Tragically, she died days later from not receiving help to get unstuck from the dryer. We should all learn from Ilene Dover, always keep your phone handy.
      Signed,
      Justin Case.

    • @Lbgroff
      @Lbgroff 3 года назад +1

      @@Bobal27 Thank you, Mr. Case, for clearing that up. I'm not a specialist in the Dover family history, as my own family has enough drama with step-sisters.
      Signed,
      Neil Downe.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +3

      @@Lbgroff You’re quite welcome. Tell me, are you perchance from Take? The Take Downes have always had family issues, especially with the three step-sisters, Gette, Hoe, and Leia. Are you Ben’s son, and the rightful heir to the area known as Downe Towne?
      Dictated but not read,
      Justin Case,
      Dictation taken by Ty Pettup.

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 3 года назад

      The Dover boys. Drat them... DOUBLE DRAT THEM!

  • @SeagoingJet
    @SeagoingJet 3 года назад +47

    Certainly this presentation was imensivelly enlightening, I must praise Mr. Carlson for the lessons presented, if opportune, I would be very pleased to discuss more in depth about your research at tea time

  • @cbot9302
    @cbot9302 3 года назад +8

    3:04 I love how Carls jumps synced up with the music he can't hear lol

  • @pokeyclawz8727
    @pokeyclawz8727 3 года назад +26

    I thought it was funny how carl tried the first fake flagpole thinking it had a chance of being real but it was the subworld

  • @prronce
    @prronce 3 года назад +160

    I don't think that's a fiddle, but I'm sure Carl's gonna get played like one-

    • @sienile
      @sienile 3 года назад +4

      It is. Fiddle is just southern slang for violin.

    • @prronce
      @prronce 3 года назад +2

      @@sienile 👁____👁
      Well I feel dumb.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +2

      @@sienile That’s not entirely accurate. Whether the stringed instrument is referred to as a violin or fiddle is based on how it’s played. To play the violin, only one string may be in contact with the bow at any given time. Fiddle players may make the bow contact multiple strings at once.

    • @datatravelleri
      @datatravelleri 3 года назад +5

      @@Bobal27 What? That's not quite true. While the term "fiddle" is generally associated with certain genres of music it is not exclusively tied to any of them. The difference is in fact in fact entirely cultural. Fiddlist may use a flatter bridge and steel strings and there are differences in what techniques are commonly used in the style of the music being played but none of those are exclusive to the other. The distinction is frankly quite arbitrary and entirely cultural. The instrument itself can be appropriately referred to as either a fiddle or a violin when no observable cultural distinction can be made based on context.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +2

      @@datatravelleri It wasn’t quite arbitrary when I learned what I said in band class 20 or so years ago. Nowadays, since violinists have adapted to using multiple strings at once, your answer is more correct, but the original distinction comes from the number of strings being played at once. In Shakespearean times, or back when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about Holmes, the term “fiddle” didn’t exist (at least, as it pertains to an instrument). Strange how correct answers can change over the years, but my statement would have been true if musical culture hadn’t changed. Now you know why it seems arbitrary :)

  • @MstrKipper
    @MstrKipper 3 года назад +55

    I like how neither Carl nor Geek understood the purpose of that shiny at the beginning, which was to show you the larger thwomp on top of the smaller one and make you think it was just going to full crush you so you missed the mushroom.

    • @DrayGon777
      @DrayGon777 3 года назад +7

      And yet, they both still missed the mushroom so it was still a win, right?

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 3 года назад

      I didn't even notice the big thwomp lol

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj 2 года назад

      Who's "Geek"?

    • @Qaser7
      @Qaser7 2 года назад

      FreakAndGeek on YT.

    • @wypmangames
      @wypmangames 2 года назад

      Certified carlblind moment

  • @novabren7260
    @novabren7260 3 года назад +10

    The sudden realization at cp1 and the disbelieving laughter that followed is actually my favorite moment ever

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ 3 года назад +152

    After this, Carl will probably still suck anyway lol

    • @Lily-white
      @Lily-white 3 года назад +2

      that's essential, otherwise we'd be the ones sucking by following such a guide

  • @brightpowder_cena
    @brightpowder_cena 3 года назад +19

    Nice to see Federico continues to live rent-free inside Carl's head

    • @lennyface5314
      @lennyface5314 3 года назад

      He's so deep inside his brain that Carl pays him instead

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +3

    Holy crap I remember playing pause for effect in the original Mario Maker. I was so much younger and it took me forever to get the puzzle. xD To see it referenced now in a troll level is just great!

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 3 года назад +13

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have the new meta.
    Troll museums.

  • @x-zykron-x
    @x-zykron-x 3 года назад +36

    I laughed so hard at the dead pan-
    "And do the opposite."

    • @AnotherDuck
      @AnotherDuck 3 года назад +2

      I mean, it was the obvious joke from the start, but the delivery still nailed it.

  • @etmr
    @etmr 3 года назад +3

    Love the thumbnail 🎻

  • @spellxthief
    @spellxthief 3 года назад +18

    10:38 carl and thwomp-in-clown-car kissing in a subworld, k--i--s--s--i--n--g. cute trolls are cute
    12:12 lemmy's hair hiding that diagonal track is pure artistry

  • @themightyripples6582
    @themightyripples6582 3 года назад +1

    The mushroom bouce at about 5:55 got me good, i had no idea either where that would bounce, lmao! The boot at 19:20 gave me a spin as well, nice stuff!

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric 3 года назад +1

    Rexraths contribution was great! love seeing others in the community getting together like this!

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +1

    4:04 Carl: Omg that could've been a troll in it of itself, that looks so much like background.
    8:36 Federico:

  • @NewToTheLyte
    @NewToTheLyte 3 года назад +1

    I'm fully convinced Federico is living full time in Carl's mind. Every time Carl just gets absolutely wrecked and I imagine Federico extracts great joy from that

  • @AngelicEternity92
    @AngelicEternity92 3 года назад +4

    Everyone knows that disrespect hole is 100% aimed at DGR, right?
    Change my mind.

    • @Zalis116
      @Zalis116 3 года назад

      Maybe 90%. Carl and some other streamers have also embraced "Every pit is a chance for glory" from time to time, especially when shinies are involved. And sometimes jumping in the pit actually _is_ the solution.

    • @AngelicEternity92
      @AngelicEternity92 3 года назад

      @@Zalis116 Doesn't change that it's a DGR thing ;)
      Even Carl has said "like my good friend DGR always says" before doing it lol.

  • @AndrewMooreMar
    @AndrewMooreMar 3 года назад

    Pause for Effect was the first Carl's Mario Maker video I ever saw! So glad it has made a return.

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 3 года назад

    The absolute Mobius Double Reacharound End Troll though.
    Bonus points with Carl forgetting what the main world and subworld were.

  • @Rx7man
    @Rx7man 3 года назад +1

    I made a lot of shinies when I saw this played live! I'd played it a while ago, it was one of the first troll levels I played.. and it was epic

  • @warren_r
    @warren_r 3 года назад +1

    If the TwoSet Violin guys were here, they would say that the answer to not sucking is to "Practice 40 hours a day".

  • @ExburneLightDarkness
    @ExburneLightDarkness 3 года назад +15

    What is a one-way gate’s favorite music band?
    One Direction.

    • @cloaking111
      @cloaking111 3 года назад

      That's not a clever pun though, that's a riddle 9-year old children would ask

  • @HeyBullfrog
    @HeyBullfrog 3 года назад +8

    This feels like the spongebob episode lol

  • @melodysm
    @melodysm 3 года назад +1

    I just finished making food and was wondering if there was a Carl video to watch
    Lo and behold you uploaded just now!

  • @tnytrot
    @tnytrot 3 года назад

    Tfw you have an odd sense of déjà vu and you realize midvideo that you’ve watched it live. Love the editing!

  • @almond6520
    @almond6520 3 года назад +6

    Upcoming title: Carl gets played like a fiddle for 30 minutes

  • @trevorgayworth
    @trevorgayworth 3 года назад +1

    Once again your editor is a God!

  • @Penflex12321
    @Penflex12321 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for your service providing guides

  • @wypmangames
    @wypmangames 3 года назад +1

    personal guide to not sucking:
    step 1: dont be carl
    step 2: victory?
    love you carl, never stop being awesome

  • @AkumaAPN
    @AkumaAPN 3 года назад

    youtube just recommended that I watch this episode of Carl again, and I agree. Watching again!

  • @franz2989
    @franz2989 3 года назад +3

    The Gentlemen's Guide to Not Sucking: Chapter 1 - Don't be Carl

  • @yan3136
    @yan3136 3 года назад +2

    What if Carl Studies and follows this guide? What then!?

  • @clockworkharvester2663
    @clockworkharvester2663 3 года назад +5

    I watch Carl and Geek and Defender be faced with an apparent choice on the level of “get the powerup or not”, and yet even after so many levels that are slightly more complex than that and require for instance “get the powerup and then get hit”, they still get confused and ask “then what do I do?” after trying both.

  • @isamuog6529
    @isamuog6529 3 года назад

    watching carl play is a thing of wonders. truly a wonderful thing

  • @DanielDugovic
    @DanielDugovic 3 года назад +1

    23:42 Had I made this level, that pipe would be CP0.

  • @ra1nman_mashups
    @ra1nman_mashups 3 года назад +3

    14:27 is a dumb moment since you’re in the sub world

  • @NeoNyaa
    @NeoNyaa 6 месяцев назад

    9:17 I'm sorry but you shoulda seen that kaizo block coming from a mile away.
    Also the fake platform trolls are the greatest

  • @DivineAndDemonic
    @DivineAndDemonic 3 года назад +4

    Like a god damn fiddle!

  • @ZachAdams926
    @ZachAdams926 3 года назад +4

    Does Federico have a RUclips? We all need to see him and his explanation

  • @idontknowmyname3622
    @idontknowmyname3622 3 года назад +1

    gentleman's guide to not sucking
    1. always take shines no matter what
    2.always trust Thwomp
    3.most of the time damage boost
    4.always remember trolls
    5.never say that the troll creator is out of ideas because they aren't
    6.hit the block with your sword don't blow it up
    7always look for checkpoints so you don't miss them
    8.always suspect its background
    9.always look for kiazo blocks
    10.never go after fireflowers
    11.never suspect it to do the same thing because it never does
    12.don't stomp on Lemmy when he's shooting his balls
    13.pits don't have glory
    14.don't jump into the spikes
    15.always go for the fake flagpole
    16.never get the big mush
    17.just win
    18.don't get played like a fiddle
    19.never go for shines
    20.and don't be carl

  • @PandaDemic2012
    @PandaDemic2012 3 года назад

    The editing in this video was just "kisses fingers " superb. Like fine garnish on plate of spaghetti 🍝.

  • @Leekodot15
    @Leekodot15 3 года назад

    I love how you got bodied by trolls that both worked against patience, and also impatience. The one troll where the muncher+blaster fall to punish players who jump really early got carl, two whole carlbox trolls bodied carl for waiting somewhere, the first one accidentally.
    Timestamp: 15:15 which holds all

  • @SuperCripple
    @SuperCripple Год назад

    The sheer trolldensity is astonishing. Federico is truly a master of his craft.

  • @cockatieltime2259
    @cockatieltime2259 3 года назад +1

    It does knock you back normally but not on a vine good sir Carl lol

  • @stmisbehavin662
    @stmisbehavin662 3 года назад +1

    Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
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    A: $100 an hour.

    • @galewin8942
      @galewin8942 3 года назад +1

      Violins is never the answer.

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 3 года назад

    Thumbnail Carl about to either pull a Hitman or bust out the most wicked concerto in recorded history

  • @minermole101
    @minermole101 3 года назад

    Thank you for another great episode!

  • @LinkNinjaMaster
    @LinkNinjaMaster 3 года назад

    At the boot section in 21:57 you don't need to awkwardly jump, you can just eject yourself from the boot, as already demonstrated at 20:44 :P

  • @Shrewzee920
    @Shrewzee920 3 года назад

    I have succeeded so much more in life thinking about what Carl would do then doing the opposite. You are the greatest, Carl!

  • @imeddiewilson1572
    @imeddiewilson1572 3 года назад +1

    Let us all remind Carl of fedrico water coin level where the 1st coin is really the last coin. Banned. At least geek didn't fall for it. 3 times

  • @bellsofohio
    @bellsofohio 3 года назад

    Whoever the ad wizard that came up with this title and thumbnail is deserves a big raise.

  • @nicoloesparra1988
    @nicoloesparra1988 3 года назад +1

    Unfortunately i feel this guide isnt nearly long enough 😬
    Love you Larl ❤️

  • @jimmyhsp
    @jimmyhsp 3 года назад

    so many uploads this is great

  • @will2998
    @will2998 3 года назад

    Man, these edits are fire

  • @casperdewith
    @casperdewith 3 года назад

    3:41 (faint Master Sword appearing sound effect)

  • @unjess9112
    @unjess9112 3 года назад

    I think that stupid troll where you need to jump up and the launcher comes down and lands on you is my fav. Very stupid

  • @ww4l
    @ww4l 3 года назад +5

    I assume the "shelmet knocking you back/down" would only be in specific game styles 😅

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 3 года назад +8

      I think it may have been due to climbing the vine. The saw knocked him back, but then he immediately started climbing the vine again, which canceled the knockback. Still, I was just as surprised as he was.

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 3 года назад +3

      @@Greywander87 I think that’s correct. It definitely made the shellmet knockback noise. Also, I was so proud of him for actually looking five feet ahead and seeing what I had already seen. Then Matulorico (I know his name, I’m just combining all 3) or whatever got me with it as well.

  • @ceulgai2817
    @ceulgai2817 3 года назад

    Throwback to the first flagpole fakeout: Flagpoles can't exist in subworlds.

  • @KittenKatja
    @KittenKatja 3 года назад

    There's a (german) tutorial on Liebscher & Bracht Channel that tells you how to unsuck your eyes.
    With enough training, you could potentially get rid of your terminal blindness. (and your glasses) (without using contact lenses) (and then tell us in another video of how this affects microorganisms)

  • @shieru2207
    @shieru2207 3 года назад

    Whatever it is you pay your editor, they deserve at least 100 timea that amount.

  • @Polygonetwo
    @Polygonetwo 3 года назад

    I knew this was going to lead up to doing the opposite of what carl would do and yet it was also a super satisfying conclusion to this. xD

  • @kennaaye8596
    @kennaaye8596 3 года назад

    Fun video, thanks Carl!

  • @BL3446
    @BL3446 3 года назад

    I'm waiting for the time when the safety coin is actually necessary to beat the level. Like there is a second key door at the end of a section that requires already having all the coins before returning to the checkpoint area.

  • @barbedwire83
    @barbedwire83 3 года назад

    10:55
    Fish obtained!

  • @erinngeyougladididntsaybanana
    @erinngeyougladididntsaybanana 3 года назад

    everything about this video is wonderful

  • @TheLittleCuteThing
    @TheLittleCuteThing 3 года назад

    5:58 - halflife scientist yell lmao

  • @goobergoobs320
    @goobergoobs320 3 года назад +1

    Not sure if Carl is successfully failing or failing successfully but either way he's really good at it!

  • @Sven_vh
    @Sven_vh 3 года назад

    The last voice over was the best!

  • @johnkneebuoy
    @johnkneebuoy 3 года назад

    Carl doesn't suck at one troll level, and it goes right to his head.

  • @pretends2know
    @pretends2know 3 года назад

    12:45 I understood that reference!

  • @cassandrajohnson61
    @cassandrajohnson61 3 года назад

    i always love carls jokes :) i want a book or something for them all xD

  • @chezi34
    @chezi34 3 года назад

    This reminds me of those old Goofy shorts where Goofy will be doing the simplest of things, although screwing up in the process, as the narrator describes them.

  • @zxana
    @zxana 3 года назад

    carl: *walks off cliff*
    carl: I'm adopted!

  • @zingz305
    @zingz305 3 года назад

    Thanks for this fun i needed it :)

  • @piratesofthedeepweb9873
    @piratesofthedeepweb9873 3 года назад

    Like after Carl beating a troll level, I have learned nothing... Well not exactly nothing, I did get an orchestral style education in playing the Carlovarious.

  • @andreweaston1779
    @andreweaston1779 3 года назад

    A gentleman and a scholar. True story.

  • @Aleph3575
    @Aleph3575 3 года назад

    8:37 It's almost like you were literally talking about this being the setup for a troll earlier lol

    • @socceroos6
      @socceroos6 3 года назад +1

      Sounded to me like he said "I'm adopted" here haha

    • @marcinantonik4496
      @marcinantonik4496 3 года назад

      @@socceroos6 EXACTLY xD

  • @camcdragon
    @camcdragon 3 года назад +1

    every hole has a chance for glory
    except for that one

  • @182punkbunny
    @182punkbunny 3 года назад

    Omg I was already lol at the thumbnail alone

  • @xatuyou8045
    @xatuyou8045 3 года назад +1

    Carl forgets he’s in the subworld

    • @ra1nman_mashups
      @ra1nman_mashups 3 года назад

      So I’m not the only one who pointed that out!

  • @hakukahn
    @hakukahn 10 месяцев назад

    1:50 That’s what she said!

  • @kettinj
    @kettinj 3 года назад

    Ahh yes, thank you for this very helpful guide.

  • @a_boy_yclept_sue
    @a_boy_yclept_sue 3 года назад

    That music...this is one classy spaghetti restaurant

  • @andresjmb2038
    @andresjmb2038 3 года назад

    Hey carl i know this is too much, but in your next video can you talk about what’s going to happen or what’s happening moving forward with covid, vaccines, the delta variant and stuff? I’ve been having anxiety about all of this stuff and when you talk about it and explain it you really put my mind at ease

  • @NickSmith-wj8eo
    @NickSmith-wj8eo 3 года назад

    I like that Carl tried the goal in the sub-world 😂

  • @HedgieMaster05
    @HedgieMaster05 Год назад

    10 seconds in and this is amazing! Take my like.

  • @derAlphabet
    @derAlphabet 3 года назад

    Brain no work, brain no do that...
    FEDERIIIICOOOOOO!

  • @fabiopinna
    @fabiopinna 3 года назад

    I really, really hoped the motif at the start of the video would be a stereogram, and I was sorely disappointed it wasn't.

  • @Jadamhodges
    @Jadamhodges 3 года назад

    We love you Carl!!!

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean 3 года назад

    The fake floor trolls are my favorite!