The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2021
- Not even an action star like Bruce Willis can escape a Roast unsinged.
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Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical
Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time
Such a good Christopher walker impression
Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.
Who is Christopher Walker? Lol
I know, that was AWESOME.
Ikr
If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.
Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂
@Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really
her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah
@@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.
Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL
That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste
I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂
When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then
Bruh ong
Her smile😍
Gilf op
ewwwww!
@@sorenpeterson3826 qp
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Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.
Edward Norton was savage. Wow.
Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best
He always does
Agree
Couldn't find his segment
Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?
I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️
omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D
The best part of Don’s but was watching Ed Norton’s disgusted reactions. Brilliant.
Y'know what never gets old? Jokes about Love murdering Cobain... and Cobain himself.
Yup :') that was awesome
This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed
I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside.
So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?
@@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.
I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.
@@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.
So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..
A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH
Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..
The news has been floating for like 2 years
7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.
Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂
Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself
not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused
@@bustanut2376 ruclips.net/video/ZmTiBIcNCQk/видео.html
@ 0:18
Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀
@@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.
I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end
That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”
True! 😋
Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.
Same here. I lost it at that one.
Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄
Explain?
?
@@l-ixir thanks 😅 I'm more fluent now I promise.😄
Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit
Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))
Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.
:(
That's not happening
@ygerekhirosaki172 You getting even 1 subscriber isn't happening.
Dom is ruthless!😂
It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.
America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.
@@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.
@@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.
The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.
Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is
Yep. It hits different now.
?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.
@@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia
11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.
Dude lol yes
Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him
love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them
I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.
"it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce
GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂
Oh I’d say it did :)
Keep my wife's name...
Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people
Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂
He was the KING
Greg who??????
Who??
@@larrylentz650 Greg Giraldo!!!
@@larrylentz650Greg Giraldo.
R.I.P.!
I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah
That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!
I love Nikki so much 🤘🏼
Same lol
The GI Jane joke did age well :D
Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script
martha always a savage
i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.
GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol
"Local comedian Dom Irrera"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal
Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.
She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy
@@Chrisko1492 shut up
@@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.
3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.
Didn’t know i needed this lol
I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱
Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.
Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
Put some respect on Greg Giraldo’s name
@@bkr1895 respek but Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
You spelled Jeff Ross wrong
@@TheFastballs Nikki Glaser is a one-hit wonder whose career came and went in five years.
Maybe you meant she blurts out jokes like a goat bleating? OK, yeah, that makes sense.
@@dogslobbergardens6606 wow man, who hurt you today? I know it wasn’t Nikki Glaser bc she doesn’t even know who you are homie. Send me clips of the best stand up comedy you’ve ever done so I can compare
I love him in Red and Red 2
John aswell ! 🤪🤣🤣🤣
While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!
My nuts
They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!
Dom irrera killed it 🤣
That’s the best Walken impression ever
Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha
Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer
Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”
we love you bruce
Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video
I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!"
And it's not even his line.
Wait....it's not?!
Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣
Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.
Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌
Love you Daddy Bruce
"You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣
I love the reaction behind the only one laughing at Rodman's roasting.
One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people
I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises
Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.
Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol
@@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.
@@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?
Spent 5 min wondering who civil was
Cybil ?
Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time
uhh what happen to him?
He has frontotemporal dementia
8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha
1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This makes sense now
didnt know they made this many god damn
BRUTAL!!!! 😂
Cybill looks like female Tom Hanks, can't unsee it.
Love it 😂
We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.
I just came here for Demi's turn
Cybil Sheperd's confusion to the roasting would suggest she's never thought about being made fun of before.
Yeah, she was even more clueless than the Situation was at the Trump roast. And he was funnier than her.
She's just being dramatic
I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!
Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure
Edward Norton is my favorite human being
Look out... G I Jane joke here... Will smith might be here somewhere dragging his throbbing fist
Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!
Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣
Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well
Right ? I thought the same .
Martha 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽
Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️
She's just like her mother, that kid.
Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.
Sounded like a bunch of liberal whining to me.
@@natedaniels3655 he was making fun of liberals
Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏
Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail brucewillisoffixial@gmail.com
soooo good
Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣
"I played Martha Stewart in two separate movies, but the only one to really catch her was the FBI"
10:30
HEY! Broooooose
Martha Stewart was great lol
Rip Robin Williams
Comedy roasts are great tention releases.
Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony
This whole video and you don’t include Jeff Ross’s time? He the roastmaster general !
Blue Man Group was my favorite joke
You don't, but you could. That got me