The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @mistaincredible2573
    @mistaincredible2573 2 года назад +253

    Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical

    • @MCCARVERWORLD
      @MCCARVERWORLD 2 года назад +4

      Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time

  • @teflongoon
    @teflongoon 3 года назад +1469

    Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂

    • @kittypanda3028
      @kittypanda3028 3 года назад +33

      @Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really

    • @kittypanda3028
      @kittypanda3028 3 года назад +28

      her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah

    • @simonlloyd7557
      @simonlloyd7557 3 года назад +11

      @@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.

    • @lockandreload
      @lockandreload 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL

    • @JeremySky
      @JeremySky 3 года назад +13

      That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste

  • @MichaelLasotaMusic
    @MichaelLasotaMusic Год назад +84

    Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..

    • @MrTrigz
      @MrTrigz Год назад +3

      The news has been floating for like 2 years

  • @brookesbestlife4918
    @brookesbestlife4918 3 года назад +989

    Such a good Christopher walker impression

    • @Spookykitty1138
      @Spookykitty1138 3 года назад +39

      Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.

    • @1life744
      @1life744 3 года назад +29

      Who is Christopher Walker? Lol

    • @LESRAM1981
      @LESRAM1981 3 года назад +2

      I know, that was AWESOME.

    • @mangareviewer3658
      @mangareviewer3658 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @tattedguy9579
      @tattedguy9579 3 года назад +16

      If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.

  • @holeephuck4421
    @holeephuck4421 3 года назад +709

    When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored 3 года назад +323

    Edward Norton was savage. Wow.

  • @SIRMMA
    @SIRMMA 3 года назад +324

    Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself

    • @bustanut2376
      @bustanut2376 3 года назад +25

      not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused

    • @hugon6717
      @hugon6717 2 года назад

      @@bustanut2376 ruclips.net/video/ZmTiBIcNCQk/видео.html
      @ 0:18

    • @stuffy6664
      @stuffy6664 2 года назад +7

      Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀

    • @Turco949
      @Turco949 Год назад +1

      @@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 24 дня назад

      What? She had daggers and a tight lip the whole time.

  • @jeffbrown8117
    @jeffbrown8117 3 года назад +530

    Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.

  • @arhaanmukherjeesaha4438
    @arhaanmukherjeesaha4438 3 года назад +676

    Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best

    • @nunopires8343
      @nunopires8343 3 года назад +6

      He always does

    • @mangareviewer3658
      @mangareviewer3658 3 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 3 года назад +32

      Couldn't find his segment

    • @krauser18x
      @krauser18x 3 года назад +6

      Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 2 года назад

      I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️

  • @vodkahouse6662
    @vodkahouse6662 3 года назад +381

    omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D

    • @jeffbrown8117
      @jeffbrown8117 3 года назад +18

      The best part of Don’s but was watching Ed Norton’s disgusted reactions. Brilliant.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +3

      Y'know what never gets old? Jokes about Love murdering Cobain... and Cobain himself.

    • @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
      @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 3 года назад +1

      Yup :') that was awesome

  • @kylebryson8565
    @kylebryson8565 3 года назад +284

    This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +3

      I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside.
      So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?

    • @youtubesucks3882
      @youtubesucks3882 3 года назад +4

      @@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.

    • @nefeskar
      @nefeskar 3 года назад +3

      I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound 2 года назад

      @@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.

    • @ledukas6663
      @ledukas6663 2 года назад +3

      So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..

  • @mikekillagreen9432
    @mikekillagreen9432 2 года назад +71

    Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.

  • @RolandSpecialSauce
    @RolandSpecialSauce 2 года назад +129

    I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂

  • @folarinodewale908
    @folarinodewale908 3 года назад +182

    Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄

  • @bigbear061207
    @bigbear061207 3 года назад +113

    That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”

  • @arastutomar40
    @arastutomar40 2 года назад +65

    Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂

  • @slashnagy6
    @slashnagy6 2 года назад +34

    Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit

  • @mynameistrd6841
    @mynameistrd6841 2 года назад +17

    Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))

  • @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
    @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 года назад +182

    7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.

  • @MexicanAndaJew
    @MexicanAndaJew 3 года назад +97

    I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 3 года назад +99

    Dom is ruthless!😂

  • @ricardocjoulzenn2568
    @ricardocjoulzenn2568 2 года назад +16

    love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them

  • @fargotua13
    @fargotua13 2 года назад +8

    "it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce

  • @JacksonGCarz
    @JacksonGCarz 2 года назад +105

    GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂

    • @EmF95573
      @EmF95573 2 года назад +27

      Oh I’d say it did :)

    • @llckarther87ll
      @llckarther87ll 2 года назад +4

      Keep my wife's name...

  • @jesseSager123
    @jesseSager123 3 года назад +110

    Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.

    • @KLP368
      @KLP368 3 года назад +8

      Same here. I lost it at that one.

  • @AdamAlkishawi
    @AdamAlkishawi 2 года назад +90

    The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.

    • @dromingo6881
      @dromingo6881 2 года назад

      Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 2 года назад +5

      Yep. It hits different now.

    • @bevrolee8887
      @bevrolee8887 Год назад +2

      ?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.

    • @pastashack3517
      @pastashack3517 Год назад +5

      @@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia

  • @jakethesnakemanpatterson748
    @jakethesnakemanpatterson748 3 года назад +27

    I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah

  • @iPSLee
    @iPSLee 3 года назад +86

    I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.

  • @kingofbunga
    @kingofbunga 2 года назад +47

    A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 3 года назад +112

    It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +10

      America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 3 года назад +7

      @@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +4

      @@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.

  • @teflongoon
    @teflongoon 3 года назад +109

    11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.

    • @itsmdm6453
      @itsmdm6453 3 года назад +7

      Dude lol yes

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness 3 года назад +11

      Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him

  • @Modsnake98
    @Modsnake98 3 года назад +133

    Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.

    • @Chrisko1492
      @Chrisko1492 3 года назад +6

      She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy

    • @borox9875
      @borox9875 3 года назад +9

      @@Chrisko1492 shut up

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад

      @@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.

  • @Fat_Panda90
    @Fat_Panda90 2 года назад +20

    3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.

  • @tony9305
    @tony9305 Год назад +6

    That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!

  • @ebonyyoe
    @ebonyyoe 2 года назад +15

    The GI Jane joke did age well :D

  • @NuckBasty
    @NuckBasty 3 года назад +91

    Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂

  • @mikekillagreen9432
    @mikekillagreen9432 2 года назад +7

    GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol

  • @paulmill9816
    @paulmill9816 3 года назад +31

    martha always a savage

  • @Natalie-ox7xm
    @Natalie-ox7xm 3 года назад +20

    While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood3421 3 года назад +77

    i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.

  • @filippyknow
    @filippyknow 2 года назад +11

    We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal

  • @jimmy6283
    @jimmy6283 3 года назад +52

    Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌

  • @iyannaeaddy4610
    @iyannaeaddy4610 3 года назад +39

    They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!

  • @matthewlabbe8395
    @matthewlabbe8395 Год назад +3

    Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 3 года назад +38

    I love him in Red and Red 2

  • @millionfps
    @millionfps Год назад +6

    Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time

    • @infobaru1
      @infobaru1 Год назад

      uhh what happen to him?

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 Год назад

      He has frontotemporal dementia

  • @Luvluna19
    @Luvluna19 3 года назад +20

    Dom irrera killed it 🤣

  • @tylerdurden639
    @tylerdurden639 3 года назад +18

    Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 3 года назад +28

    I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!"
    And it's not even his line.

  • @lancegoff6575
    @lancegoff6575 3 года назад +10

    "Local comedian Dom Irrera"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bavracr5601
    @bavracr5601 2 года назад +26

    Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script

  • @dammitamber
    @dammitamber 2 года назад +11

    Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha

    • @DavidKfilmmaker
      @DavidKfilmmaker 2 года назад +2

      Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer

  • @sdfilmproductions4193
    @sdfilmproductions4193 3 года назад +14

    I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱

  • @tycotoys
    @tycotoys Месяц назад +3

    Make fun of him all you want, he won’t remember anyway

  • @tyrelljones9135
    @tyrelljones9135 2 года назад +41

    Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣

    • @blakemrolfsensanchez547
      @blakemrolfsensanchez547 Год назад +1

      Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.

  • @kelammo
    @kelammo 3 года назад +9

    That’s the best Walken impression ever

  • @vishal2352
    @vishal2352 3 года назад +14

    Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video

  • @joseguevara3269
    @joseguevara3269 3 года назад +68

    Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.

    • @JulianSirian
      @JulianSirian 3 года назад +2

      Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol

    • @joseguevara3269
      @joseguevara3269 3 года назад +4

      @@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.

    • @crocodile7448
      @crocodile7448 2 года назад

      @@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?

    • @DavidKfilmmaker
      @DavidKfilmmaker 2 года назад +3

      Spent 5 min wondering who civil was

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 Год назад +1

      Cybil ?

  • @cleanmarch
    @cleanmarch 2 года назад +7

    Look out... G I Jane joke here... Will smith might be here somewhere dragging his throbbing fist

  • @Seashellsbytheseashore21
    @Seashellsbytheseashore21 2 года назад +7

    we love you bruce

  • @Marie-jz1qw
    @Marie-jz1qw 3 года назад +51

    I just came here for Demi's turn

  • @susanweissman6164
    @susanweissman6164 2 года назад +1

    "You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debbiesher5677
    @debbiesher5677 2 года назад +3

    Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️

  • @villimcnilli2867
    @villimcnilli2867 3 года назад +14

    Didn’t know i needed this lol

  • @garythepartyrocker7613
    @garythepartyrocker7613 3 года назад +26

    I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises

  • @dromingo6881
    @dromingo6881 2 года назад +16

    Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people

  • @ApollonDriver
    @ApollonDriver Год назад

    One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people

  • @BadMFJules
    @BadMFJules 2 года назад +6

    1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakedickison1295
    @jakedickison1295 2 года назад +7

    Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣

  • @thestage1489
    @thestage1489 3 года назад +25

    Cybill looks like female Tom Hanks, can't unsee it.

  • @sitcomsTV
    @sitcomsTV 2 года назад +6

    Comedy roasts are great tention releases.
    Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony

  • @iconicdiego7085
    @iconicdiego7085 3 года назад +6

    8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha

  • @adm8995
    @adm8995 3 года назад +20

    Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.

    • @natedaniels3655
      @natedaniels3655 3 года назад +2

      Sounded like a bunch of liberal whining to me.

    • @tankyamazaki9222
      @tankyamazaki9222 2 года назад +2

      @@natedaniels3655 he was making fun of liberals

  • @pd0g0
    @pd0g0 3 года назад +16

    didnt know they made this many god damn

  • @theblevtyler2921
    @theblevtyler2921 3 года назад +6

    Edward Norton is my favorite human being

  • @andrewcrockett3044
    @andrewcrockett3044 3 года назад +34

    Cybil Sheperd's confusion to the roasting would suggest she's never thought about being made fun of before.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, she was even more clueless than the Situation was at the Trump roast. And he was funnier than her.

    • @jamespower5165
      @jamespower5165 Год назад

      She's just being dramatic

  • @aerialXace
    @aerialXace 2 года назад +38

    Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well

  • @lizd.8655
    @lizd.8655 Год назад +1

    I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!

  • @mr.a1827
    @mr.a1827 3 года назад +18

    We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.

  • @VeniVidiVici911
    @VeniVidiVici911 3 года назад +15

    Martha Stewart was great lol

  • @momousagi1989
    @momousagi1989 3 года назад +13

    Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏

    • @brucewillis9755
      @brucewillis9755 3 года назад

      Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail brucewillisoffixial@gmail.com

  • @beckyleonardis6331
    @beckyleonardis6331 Год назад +1

    Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrismaury2944
    @chrismaury2944 3 года назад +9

    She's just like her mother, that kid.

  • @JiosX
    @JiosX 2 года назад +2

    Which daughter was Dom Irrera talking about?
    Bruce's daughters were certainly very happy and very entertained that night. Looks like they're not snubs and could adapt to any group of people.

  • @artfulandtricky
    @artfulandtricky 2 года назад +6

    Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!

  • @davidleonard7439
    @davidleonard7439 3 года назад +8

    Most comedians don't write their own jokes and/or material....or, have a TEAM of writers who help them. I feel like, those people should get far more credit than they do

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад

      Apparently writing for the roasts is a pretty sweet gig. Most of the writers are comedians themselves, but they don't talk about it much. It's some strange sort of unwritten rule that you're not supposed to really talk about who you write jokes for. Come to think of it, it may in fact be a written rule... as in, it's in the contract that they're not supposed to talk about who wrote what. I know the Getting Doug with High guy has said a couple times that he writes for the roasts, but he couldn't say which jokes or who for.

  • @dianapevtsov
    @dianapevtsov 2 года назад +6

    I appreciate that Joseph Gordon Levitt didn't spoil the ending of THE SIXTH SENSE. (I know the ending, but for people who don't, just in case.)

  • @kevinnelson66
    @kevinnelson66 Год назад +1

    Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure

  • @Mr__Snrub
    @Mr__Snrub 7 месяцев назад +4

    The last few lines from Edward Norton are pretty sad in retrospect with what we know about the aphasia stuff now. Obviously he wasn’t to know but still.

    • @QuiGonGinNTonic
      @QuiGonGinNTonic 6 месяцев назад

      I think it's even better. Bruce knew about it back then and still decided to do this knowing it would get worse eventually. He knew what he was getting in to and that's awesome for him to be that big of a sport.

  • @justdoge6144
    @justdoge6144 2 года назад +5

    This makes sense now

  • @eliazarplasencio3726
    @eliazarplasencio3726 3 года назад +7

    hell yeah the best baldy in Hollywood getting roasted

  • @stephenkrone4309
    @stephenkrone4309 2 года назад +4

    This whole video and you don’t include Jeff Ross’s time? He the roastmaster general !

  • @tenwaystowearit
    @tenwaystowearit 3 года назад +16

    Oh my God. That one girl... who was she? She killed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😩😩

    • @Chris-is1rd
      @Chris-is1rd 3 года назад +11

      Nikki Glaser

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +10

      Nikki's done three roasts so far and she's knocked every one out of the park. She's a born roaster.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 3 года назад +3

      I like how we all knew who the OP was referring to. Cuz we all thought the same 🙌🙌

  • @DeathWzrd
    @DeathWzrd 3 года назад +9

    Rip Robin Williams

  • @onkelmarvin8360
    @onkelmarvin8360 3 дня назад

    I`ve never heard of Dom Irrera, and the clip is only about a minute long, but man.......his whole delivery......that was simply just comedy.......the way comedy is supposed to be............holding NOTHING back...............incredibly cool...........😎

  • @jimmy_octane
    @jimmy_octane Год назад +1

    11:25
    This guy! 😮😅😂

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 3 года назад +12

    Love Nikki glaser

  • @theurbanintuitive7591
    @theurbanintuitive7591 3 года назад +34

    That old comedian's jokes about Bruce's daughters were vile.. Bruce Willis laughing along with the jokes made my skin crawl.

    • @torusampersand
      @torusampersand 3 года назад +2

      Yes indeed. Low blow x 10

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 3 года назад +5

      Dom Irrera is a national treasure. Is this your first time watching a roast?

  • @ricardocjoulzenn2568
    @ricardocjoulzenn2568 2 года назад +1

    the only guy's name that's the biggest movie seller...others need big movie studios to earn big money while After Die Hard Bruce name alone have been selling movies & worth the money

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 года назад +2

    "I played Martha Stewart in two separate movies, but the only one to really catch her was the FBI"