Dam Internet, You Scary! Ep. 16: Food Temptation, Buying a Camel, New World Order and More!!

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @Kalebg46
    @Kalebg46 5 лет назад +476

    Pat and Tahir compliment each other so well. Pat can match Tahir’s comedic side and Tahir can match Pat’s creative side, which makes this one of my favorite podcasts.

    • @Mr.GoodVibesCaLi
      @Mr.GoodVibesCaLi 5 лет назад +7

      Kaleb Gebrmichael I know right that’s great for hosting a podcast and not forced which helps

    • @coldwntr
      @coldwntr 5 лет назад

      Ok thnx for bringing that up...I feel like on this episode Tahir,was not on board with the conspiracy. He was not having it at all...Oh,and jumping tru hoops?u don't eat when ur there.

    • @FeedTheTribe
      @FeedTheTribe 5 лет назад

      Facts

    • @d.s9798
      @d.s9798 5 лет назад +6

      Right. And their both intellectual.👏🏾

    • @alvinmiller8
      @alvinmiller8 5 лет назад +4

      imagine doboy still on with pat👀 no shade to doboy but tahir is a better fit because of the father son kinda dynamic.. and then with doboy it felt like pat was with his crazy out of touch great grandmother 😂💯

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 5 лет назад +52

    I love when Pat catches a joke late! His reactions are gold.

  • @sincerelyajg5067
    @sincerelyajg5067 5 лет назад +59

    Oh, and Tahir is actually giving free game regarding “appropriate attire” when using an airline buddy pass. I have family that are flight attendants and suggested that we dress well to “look like you have some business” and be hospitable when using a buddy pass because negative behavior reflects on them.

  • @liberty6842
    @liberty6842 5 лет назад +227

    “my armpits are hairy NATURAL” GOOD FREAKING NIGHT 💀

    • @telacole
      @telacole 5 лет назад +2

      I was done 💀💀💀

    • @caliliving9127
      @caliliving9127 4 года назад +2

      That along with his little sway KILLED ME!!

  • @schexylady
    @schexylady 5 лет назад +152

    I would Definitely watch “Blacks Traveling “!

    • @angelique757
      @angelique757 5 лет назад +5

      Dannie’s World I feel like that show would have the same energy as Ghost Brothers 😂😂😂

    • @deitralenay6073
      @deitralenay6073 5 лет назад

      @@angelique757 I love ghost brothers

    • @schexylady
      @schexylady 5 лет назад +2

      Angelique Skyë What is Ghost Brothers? I may need to watch this.

    • @angelique757
      @angelique757 5 лет назад

      Deitra Lenay me too!! I’m about binge watch it now.

  • @ldcsreef5232
    @ldcsreef5232 5 лет назад +161

    I feel like they did teach us that camel's cared water in their humps.

    • @elibreezy
      @elibreezy 5 лет назад +7

      LDC’s Reef swear they did lmao

    • @bwynt3618
      @bwynt3618 5 лет назад +14

      They deff did 😂😂

    • @jeremydjp
      @jeremydjp 5 лет назад +8

      No doubt

    • @bubgrewal
      @bubgrewal 5 лет назад +14

      American school system

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 5 лет назад +5

      Ok, so I'm NOT crazy!! 😵

  • @Yovu_
    @Yovu_ 5 лет назад +47

    Animals that sit cross legged.
    Pats mind: spiders?

  • @LibraLuna1
    @LibraLuna1 5 лет назад +56

    “Imma stop saying that too.” -Pat
    Now this is the kinda influence I like to see friends have on one another haha 💙

    • @alvinmiller8
      @alvinmiller8 5 лет назад +1

      frfr lol i love the father son kinda dynamic!!

  • @full0fw0nder
    @full0fw0nder 5 лет назад +15

    Y’all THE ONLY podcast that I can actually sit and watch and when it’s over, I still be wanting more

    • @Heyguhh
      @Heyguhh 4 года назад

      This one and Zane and Heath Unfiltered for me🙂🙂

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 5 лет назад +21

    Pat was so confident in his answer. I'm out here like "it's fat NOT WATER!" 😂

  • @NyraDelRey
    @NyraDelRey 5 лет назад +36

    Patrick looking GOOD...ima leave it at that before we get carried away lmao

  • @lakymbriajones9806
    @lakymbriajones9806 5 лет назад +104

    I Was Born With Hips: A Tahir Docu 😂

  • @joybrown6693
    @joybrown6693 5 лет назад +30

    I truly love the randomness y'all bring. And the mix of what each of you separately know is great.

  • @naturalelation1631
    @naturalelation1631 5 лет назад +58

    Tahir: "she had a metal plate in her head and she got shocked. It gave her a** a seizure, and she fell and hit her head and it sliced her head open."
    Pat: "did she die?!"
    Tahir: "nah. She was aight."
    Me: tahir soundin like she got a splinter lol

  • @TobyIsAWoman
    @TobyIsAWoman 5 лет назад +22

    "My armpits are hairy,natural."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tiffaniefrancis5513
    @tiffaniefrancis5513 5 лет назад +169

    Son, what doesn’t Tahir know lol

    • @angelique707
      @angelique707 5 лет назад +25

      Tiffanie Francis he’s an old soul. I swear he carries all the knowledge he’s gained from each reincarnation. 😂

    • @senorsavage8702
      @senorsavage8702 5 лет назад

      @@angelique707 yeah reincarnation totally

    • @TC022782
      @TC022782 5 лет назад +27

      Tahir one of those people that just says stuff that sounds like it might be true; most of it isn't LOL

    • @HypeBeast504
      @HypeBeast504 5 лет назад +2

      Tahir is the Dos Equis man in real life

    • @1989keem
      @1989keem 4 года назад

      TC123 right lol.. how u gonna try and tell Pat bout his iPhone lol.. I’m pretty sure Pat know a iPhone inside and out 😂😂

  • @ScoobRob511
    @ScoobRob511 5 лет назад +67

    they did teach us that in school about camels lol

    • @TRESEfrom1985
      @TRESEfrom1985 5 лет назад +6

      I swear I heard that somewhere between K-grade 3😂

    • @ohsosymone
      @ohsosymone 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao i did too, they out here just gooping the chirren!😂😂

  • @Mateo-lo4dz
    @Mateo-lo4dz 5 лет назад +52

    bro Tahir is smart AF, no disrespect but dude never seizes to amaze me lol

    • @MrAlphadisiac
      @MrAlphadisiac 5 лет назад +13

      ceases.. you're welcome

    • @Mateo-lo4dz
      @Mateo-lo4dz 5 лет назад +6

      nicholas smith lol thanks! Auto correct missed that one and I honestly didn’t care enough to look for the correct spelling, I knew it was incorrect buuuuuutttt fuck it lol

    • @bishopshawnjuan4885
      @bishopshawnjuan4885 5 лет назад +1

      He's just older lol I know because I'm older 🤫

    • @lakeviamoore6722
      @lakeviamoore6722 5 лет назад +4

      bishop shawnjuan I was just thinking that. I am 40 so none of this information is news to me. I think Pat is in his 20s so that makes sense he doesn’t know a lot of “life lessons”

  • @mami5021
    @mami5021 5 лет назад +40

    I definitely remember being taught in school that camels carry water in their humps lmao...
    Mandela effect? 👀😂

    • @arianakazadi6789
      @arianakazadi6789 5 лет назад +4

      Your hair (and you lmao) is so beautiful 😍

    • @mami5021
      @mami5021 5 лет назад +6

      ariana kazadi , Thank youu🙏🏼
      But girl, if I’m beautiful what are you??! 😍 Goddess & those curls thoughh 👀

    • @swagsome7612
      @swagsome7612 4 года назад

      Dick in mouf?

  • @demariomasseyfbt3116
    @demariomasseyfbt3116 5 лет назад +40

    Tahir said food is my crack 😭😭😭

  • @QUADacityLyfe
    @QUADacityLyfe 5 лет назад +20

    I need you guys to work on "Blacks Traveling". I'd for sure tune in.

  • @janlet627
    @janlet627 5 лет назад +15

    Don't feel bad Patrick, I was taught that camels store water in their humps too

  • @TCThompson74
    @TCThompson74 5 лет назад +28

    4 minutes in and I am cracking up. "nah.. frogs don't. That's froggy style." Ha ha ha

    • @Jessest
      @Jessest 5 лет назад +1

      Tiffany Thompson we literally have the same first and last name lol (this isn’t my yt account) I just had to say something

  • @malikacobb5309
    @malikacobb5309 5 лет назад +10

    LOOOOOOVE THIS DUO!!!! and in love with Pat , aaaaalllll them bracelets and all 😍😂

  • @takiya1702
    @takiya1702 5 лет назад +5

    lmaooooo when Pat kept looking at the camera when Tahir was dancing 😂😂😂😂 deceased

  • @artmieseelizabeth8074
    @artmieseelizabeth8074 5 лет назад +8

    I love this Podcast ❤️ legit have a crush on Tahir now. He seems very knowledgeable.

  • @Mzviola29
    @Mzviola29 5 лет назад +17

    Tahir: is right back in my clubbing days I used to love when big dude can hang with me in the dance floor! 😍😍😍. P.s this episode is hilarious btw!!! I’m cracking up at my desk at work.

  • @SilverSkywalker
    @SilverSkywalker 5 лет назад +8

    Right when I needed something watch!!

  • @tiphanielayloni
    @tiphanielayloni 5 лет назад +4

    Pat is a vibe! I feel like hanging out with him you’ll either do absolutely nothing or a whole bunch of random stuff lol love you too Tahir!

  • @JT-wj9jr
    @JT-wj9jr 5 лет назад +12

    Pat was so confident that water was in the camel humps!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bevans8489
    @bevans8489 4 года назад +2

    Discovered this channel today and I’m so in. Plus, Patrick is cute af. 😍

  • @afletcher561
    @afletcher561 5 лет назад +17

    They did teach us that camels have water in their humps 😭

  • @e-hellephant6252
    @e-hellephant6252 5 лет назад +25

    My guy said spiders just kinda be "poached"....
    Perched? 😭😂🤣😭 Poached spiders just found in the wild....

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 5 лет назад +5

      I was hoping someone else caught that 😭😭 my mind immediately pictured a poached spider. I was both humored & frightened by the thought lol

  • @harmonyu3199
    @harmonyu3199 5 лет назад +7

    “I can talk to the microwave “ 😂😂😂 what would a microwave say??

    • @seven6208
      @seven6208 5 лет назад +2

      Harmony U your food is ready come get this shit

  • @Drm386
    @Drm386 5 лет назад +47

    "criss cross apple sacue" --> crossed legged is the grown up way to say it

    • @u-knobreezy4035
      @u-knobreezy4035 5 лет назад +1

      Michele Matthews crossed leg is your leg over your leg while in a chair. Not the same really.

    • @nvswrld7585
      @nvswrld7585 5 лет назад +3

      That doesn’t even sound right saying crossed legged

  • @kikimkk
    @kikimkk 4 года назад +3

    It's so strange for me to just be finding this video where pat talks about being so scared to ride in a helicopter while I'm still crying over Kobe's death.. RIP Kobe

    • @breonknight6516
      @breonknight6516 4 года назад

      Same I'm just first watching this episode it came on after I watched the pop tart cereal taste test.

  • @d.s9798
    @d.s9798 5 лет назад +5

    I love that Patrick, Tahir, Doboy and Kevin all have that funny intro😂💗

  • @jimdickerson7586
    @jimdickerson7586 5 лет назад +38

    “The shake” kilt me

    • @danielg7315
      @danielg7315 5 лет назад +2

      Kilt?

    • @d.s9798
      @d.s9798 5 лет назад +1

      @@danielg7315 Its just an expression. Like PeriodT. You see how I added that unnecessary T?😂

    • @iloveheavyd
      @iloveheavyd 5 лет назад

      Same!

  • @1Shawol416
    @1Shawol416 5 лет назад +6

    "Smashin' them Maples!" Let that be the new slang, please. 😂

  • @TeLeea_MaRay
    @TeLeea_MaRay 5 лет назад +40

    The conspiracy music was lit... the intro, not so much 🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @kaskmung
    @kaskmung 5 лет назад +7

    Waay too often, when we are feeling hungry we are actually dehydrated. So please drink more water and stay active. You don't have to exercise all the time but a little physical activity each day can make a huge difference

    • @ghuff7482
      @ghuff7482 4 года назад

      This is true. Drink a half bottle water each time u turn it up u will see

  • @lemondrop8703
    @lemondrop8703 5 лет назад +6

    Koalas when sitting on the ground sit almost criss cross lol

  • @AC-yt4kk
    @AC-yt4kk 5 лет назад +3

    The jump from iceburg lettuce to cocaine 💀😂

  • @TobyIsAWoman
    @TobyIsAWoman 5 лет назад +7

    I can 100% get behind the theory of Tahir having been here before.

  • @eri_nique
    @eri_nique 5 лет назад +1

    That look that Pat gave the camera at 35:42 was everything.😁😁😁

  • @iloveheavyd
    @iloveheavyd 5 лет назад

    This episode was so good! “My armpits are hairy. Natural.” Tahir’s travel tips. So good!

  • @escapingmundane
    @escapingmundane 5 лет назад +4

    “That’s froggy style” HA! That’s a good one Tahir

  • @heysamjen
    @heysamjen 5 лет назад +6

    Ayyye! Yall bounced back with the intro this week! Pat lowkey got vocals.

  • @WabibiGirl13
    @WabibiGirl13 5 лет назад +1

    When Pat started doing the neo-soul jazz hands for the intro song, I busted out laughing😂😂😂😂. Also, it was only right that Pat did the lyrics because he has locs. He should've wore his locs in a vertical head wrap for this intro that would've been 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @AsSmallAsAGiant
    @AsSmallAsAGiant 5 лет назад

    Great pod!!! I love any end of the world talk especially with the loss of the dollar and shit like that

  • @s1ms07
    @s1ms07 5 лет назад +1

    It's dope how you guys show Alabama love

  • @neenareadsalot7563
    @neenareadsalot7563 5 лет назад +36

    “Indian Style” comes from Indians from India. It’s the “lotus position”. I am going to ask my good girlfriend, who is Indian, if that phrase bothers her. I say “Indian Style” all the time. Criss Cross Applesauce makes me laugh every time Tahir says it. 😂

    • @angelique757
      @angelique757 5 лет назад +3

      M SPM I say Indian style lol my family is Indo-Trinidadian

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei 5 лет назад +1

    Stay strong Tahir....the holiday season is temptation alley for sure.

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 4 года назад +3

    Your phone can be tracked while its off. When you turn your phone off its still getting background updates, its never truly off. You have to basically toss it in an ocean

  • @cam9943
    @cam9943 5 лет назад +1

    A new episode on my birthday...lifes good

    • @Thehotelsnob
      @Thehotelsnob 5 лет назад +1

      Cam Happy Birthday

    • @cam9943
      @cam9943 5 лет назад

      @@Thehotelsnob 10 hours later still a good bday 🍄🍄

  • @devondadude420
    @devondadude420 5 лет назад

    Loved this one guys. Yall hold it down

  • @OGMDr
    @OGMDr 5 лет назад +1

    Not sure if it's been commented yet, but the tracking thing is both a software and hardware. GPS is a whole other system in a phone. It can be used in airplane mode because it's connection to satellites is different. Hence why the old school GPSs worked everywhere and didn't need a cellular connection. Think satellite phones. Another example, I use Google maps on all my connected devices. You can allow Google to track you whether you are aware of it or not, and when I fly, it tracks my location while flying. With my phone in airplane mode. Using the exact route my flight took (I added this because it could be assumed that after turning my phone back on, that Google would just insert a random travel route).
    Using the chips to find you needs the cell signal and software, but turning off your phone doesn't stop that from happening. Apps like find my iPhone can act like that's a thing but it's not. The mobile app Lookout security had a feature (not sure if they still do), where you could text a code to your phone, and even if it was off would turn it on, make a noise and send you it's location. I think Google's device location works similarly. Sevice to say that like LoJack, if they (and I'm going to assume the government) want to find you, keeping your known phone intact isn't the way to do it.
    Basically movies have to make things dramatic in a believable way.
    Also, I too was taught that camel humps were for water. Never really thought to question that.

  • @coconutoiledgoddess1905
    @coconutoiledgoddess1905 5 лет назад +11

    Tahir is a Pisces and Pat is a Virgo which is why they’re chemistry is so great they’re sister signs :)

    • @elibreezy
      @elibreezy 4 года назад

      coconutoiledgoddess tf does that even mean so you’re saying anyone who’s a ♓️ or ♍️ will get along? I’m a ♌️ & I believe I’d get along along with the both of them

    • @coconutoiledgoddess1905
      @coconutoiledgoddess1905 4 года назад

      Elijah Robinson I mean nigga talk to who you wanna talk to did I say anything about leos or that anyone else wouldn’t get along with them, read

  • @alvinmiller8
    @alvinmiller8 5 лет назад +2

    finally.. lol been waiting a whole week 😭👏🏽

  • @avaholloway32
    @avaholloway32 5 лет назад

    That visual of Tahir shooting up with gravy is hilarious!

  • @lydias6492
    @lydias6492 5 лет назад +15

    Watch the show “Person of Interest”
    Coolest face recognition plots ever

  • @anniem.670
    @anniem.670 5 лет назад +3

    You guys should discuss the Terrance Howard situation where he talks about a lot scientific advances.

  • @reen964
    @reen964 3 года назад +1

    I’m a flight attendant. And Tahir is right . To add on , part of the SOP for discounted or free ticket is that we dress well as we represent the company .So when tickets are transferred , the flight attendant’s ID number is on that ticket .

  • @larisa6203
    @larisa6203 4 года назад +1

    🎶My arms pits are hairy🎤🎶 Natural!!😂😂😂

  • @lilac749
    @lilac749 5 лет назад +1

    That was the best conspiracy corner intro beat Tahir!!!

  • @itsgreatness07
    @itsgreatness07 4 года назад +1

    Saying Taco Bell is Mexican food is like saying Boston Market is Soul Food

  • @tybooskie
    @tybooskie 5 лет назад +6

    11:07 I feel attacked. I don't like dressing on my salad and I do eat iceberg lettuce like apples.

    • @tanjarenee_24
      @tanjarenee_24 5 лет назад +3

      Ty are you... a serial killer?

    • @EJay8906
      @EJay8906 5 лет назад +1

      Tanja Renee 🤣 I probably laughed way too hard at this

  • @trykeem
    @trykeem 5 лет назад +4

    Looney Tunes had us thinking camels had water in their humps. 😂

  • @sojothetruth
    @sojothetruth 5 лет назад +2

    I like as soon as the theme song starts 😂

  • @cyprianscolbert7944
    @cyprianscolbert7944 5 лет назад +1

    That intro been lit shoulda kept that shit goin 😂😂

  • @jamarquisnl5468
    @jamarquisnl5468 4 года назад +1

    1:01:58 Sounded like y’all was an evil robot or something 😂 love the podcast

  • @TheReilus912
    @TheReilus912 5 лет назад

    The wait for the freestyle was worth it lol ✊🏿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Sandie180
    @Sandie180 5 лет назад

    Eeey...I'm feeling that intro 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 5 лет назад +2

    That intro was going sonewhere at first but then......😂😂😂

  • @TorreyAshanti
    @TorreyAshanti 4 года назад +2

    “SHAKE” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @k.ahyoka1181
    @k.ahyoka1181 5 лет назад +2

    I see you Patrick with those dreads down👍🏽

  • @antJaxStar
    @antJaxStar 5 лет назад +2

    "THE SHAKE"
    AUNTIE IS FUKIN DEAD RIGHT NOW!!!
    MY FIRST BLAST OF DOPE-A-MINE FROM THESE LAFFS OUT LOUD!!!
    I LOVE Y'ALL!!!
    🤩😂🤩😂

  • @shawndrab8310
    @shawndrab8310 5 лет назад

    YES! TAHIR is right about the buddy pass represention for the employee.

  • @mzPotHead08
    @mzPotHead08 5 лет назад

    Love these two!!

  • @amberh292
    @amberh292 5 лет назад

    The SHAKE got me weak i keep rewinding

  • @wildifire18
    @wildifire18 5 лет назад

    Pat bringing up banana facts while tahir is being all serious is the essence of this podcast.

  • @LaysiaPrincess
    @LaysiaPrincess 5 лет назад +1

    I absolutely must meet Tahir lol. His old school mac vibe is everything

  • @Pilot_10
    @Pilot_10 5 лет назад +1

    Yes for the neo soul intro!!!

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 5 лет назад

    Who else already saw this but is watching it again to support ya bois?

  • @dogmanauto8422
    @dogmanauto8422 5 лет назад +5

    The intro beat sounds like Dre Day the song he dissed Eazy

  • @CameraBrielle
    @CameraBrielle 5 лет назад +5

    😂😂😂 I almost died when the fetus popped up!

    • @freemechanism6674
      @freemechanism6674 5 лет назад +1

      The little zoom in and cut away when the song ended 😂😂😂

  • @lovecourtneyyy
    @lovecourtneyyy 5 лет назад +3

    I love pats 😑 looks at the camera 😂😂😂

  • @emmanuelkee1921
    @emmanuelkee1921 5 лет назад +2

    18:10 - 18:15 hilarious!! Some camels just got the extendo.. lmao

  • @mscurlywaves
    @mscurlywaves 5 лет назад

    Love yall. Also there's a show called top 10 secrets and mysteries. A couple of the conspiracies I heard on hear, I watched on there and was like "huh this sounds familiar" anyway keep it up! 👏😊

  • @maclamar1508
    @maclamar1508 5 лет назад +1

    I never wanna hear Pat say smashin' them maples ever again💀

  • @rodericke.9547
    @rodericke.9547 4 года назад

    The idea behind turning off the phone is that if there’s malware on your phone it can trick you into thinking you turned your phone off when it’s really still on, but only looks off.

  • @sunqueenn
    @sunqueenn 5 лет назад

    Lmfaooo yall got me at work hollerin 😭😭 but nobody understandsss *I hate it here!* Lmao

  • @DomSr
    @DomSr 5 лет назад +3

    It's called "flying standby" when you use the buddy pass. The shake of seats? LOL

  • @Ward1988100
    @Ward1988100 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂 look at Patrick's neo soul posture

  • @extraprettychatty
    @extraprettychatty 5 лет назад +3

    Umm, Tahir you look like Ice Cube with those glasses on!😂

  • @shethinkshefunny2165
    @shethinkshefunny2165 5 лет назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 I love y'all energy.

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 5 лет назад

    Pat shaking his head when he pulled up Tahir shoes. He needed to process

  • @rieleychante
    @rieleychante 5 лет назад +3

    Did she get powers? 🤣🤣

  • @frantzjacquet9240
    @frantzjacquet9240 4 года назад +2

    19:13 hit different 😔😔

  • @tupacshakur3304
    @tupacshakur3304 4 года назад +3

    30:45 realized DIYS is damn internet you scary thought it was do it yourself lol