Which means, from a government program. If I hated snowboarding and found my wife while snowboarding, did I find her because of snowboarding or because of my hate for snowboarding/ snowboarding is bad?
@@ironhardgaming yes but there is no irony - he always stated that government is extremely inefficient and lo and behold - government program instead of actually providing help via official channels was useless enough to force him to fix things himself. was it good for him? sure, absolutely, but he didn't say that government cant do good he said its inefficient in doing so. irony would be if program actually worked as intended or purpose of it was to find him a wife.
@@daynechastant Ikr? Not only are children oblivious to the dangers of messing with construction equipment but imagine if Andy didn't distract them, Ron would've either spent twice the time fixing the pothole or just quit before he was halfway done.
@@cv4809 Wrong. Much like you wouldn't say "An European person", the first sound in the word is a "yoo" sound which is preceded by the article 'a', not 'an'.
In early season 3, Ron's "fishing advice" to April convinces her to be with Andy and they're literally happy for the rest of the show and probably the rest of time. Here, Andy finally pays Ron back by finding him the love of his life. It's full circle and perfect. I love Parks and Rec so much.
@@sacr3 He spotted a mutual attraction between two people and encouraged them both (separately) to act on it. No one is claiming that Andy thinks "they're made to be together for life" at this point. That said, without his intervention, the two likely would have not interacted again, and Ron would have missed a chance with someone he turned out to be very compatible with.
"Why would that matter............shut up." Is absolutely the perfect line for this. It is PERFECT! This is also perhaps the sweetest scene from any show I can think of.
Lindalee Law. She didn't know how to fix an asphalt pothole, now she does as she had it described and has seen it done. She can fix one the next time it occurs in front of her house. She knows there is no need for government to fix a simple problem that you van fix yourself. Basic Tom Paine. It is a perfect match, as shown later by the wedding. Note of context to me: the scene with Amy Plaza and the vegan bacon at the hippie food store is sooooo much like myself and my 21 year old daughter in that situation, even the mutual glance at the end, all our acquaintances refer to me as Ron Swanson.
"Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner..." "... I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?" In the dating world, this is what is referred to as a "keeper."
Negative, this is a confrontational individual who assumes men are sexist/intimidated by this stuff. She already displayed her inner anger towards 1 gender by saying what she did. Its best to avoid this and go for a more respectful Woman who isn't tainted with hatred towards a specific gender.
@@cgt2816 The fact that you want to categorize all women into something "You can know" shows me how much you don't know. Women vary on an individual level due to personality traits and upbringing. There are some typical reactions and behaviours that apply to almost all women - but its the individual aspects that are difficult to figure out. A confrontational Woman that makes demands and assumptions during your first discussion - will set off alarms for someone whos experienced women like this before. So in the end, no, I don't understand all women, because no one does, nor do women understand all men.
@@redcaddiedaddie what a pathetic reply, no real information aside from a kid getting angry and attempting to throw an insult then... laughing at his or her own joke? What a useless opinion you have there, wonder if you're that useless in life.
This has to be one of the best love stories ever. I mean, this is Ron Swanson, he hates people. How many other people would he have fallen in love with at first sight?
4:23 It's funny, my mom is a retired school principal and also very straightforward, and she's the one that asked my dad out and proposed to him to get married, and also Ron kinda looks like my dad. I really miss him. RIP father.
@@einundsiebenziger5488 You should have stopped the torrent of letters in your name at -z. If 3 is a stream what's 2? A trickle? A rivulet? Wholesome is not a crime, Gigi Allen.
Naw, Diane was a confrontational sexist lady, assuming "men" have a problem with being asked out, attacking him for no reason, etc. Shes just a bitch, an egotistical one at that. She is damaged goods, a tainted mind that sees the world as negative and men as negative. First argument they would have she would start ripping into men everywhere. This is something you avoid. Egotistical cunts and Egotistical assholes (Women/Men) should always be avoided. And no, this isn't a display of a "Strong Woman", being confrontational like she is. This is a display of her insecurities and inner hatreds creeping to surface level. A "Strong" woman would simply be kind, courteous, respectful - and only bite back if she ends up talking to a sexist man. But to bite every man before even knowing them? lol cmon
I love the amount of thought this show has to the finest of details. The part where Andy runs out of space to write the word "floor" is probably not something everyone noticed, but is everything you'd expect from someone like Andy.
@@marianpazdzioch6632 Have you seen Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a badass and so is Ron. The leash is metaphorical and only means relationship. Think of it more as a tether.
A marriage is a partnership not one party taming the other. She's holding him by the hand not by the leash. That is for the time they spend behind closed doors 😉😉🤣
If you look at their relationship from the daughters' point of view, he is the guy that showed up when their mom was frustrated, fixed the problem, and entertained the girls during their playtime. Its fucking beautiful!
"Chris? Chris! The cameras are rolling, Chris.." "Ok, but .. we just got to do this one more thing, ok? And that camera is on fire, anyway, because the floor is lava -Duh!"
@@bhadrakadabra Tom & Lucy. Like Ron & Diane, they did most of the work by having pleasant onversations, but Andy helped making them meet once more, which was the decisive encouter.
Ron works for the government. One of the world's finest institutions is run by the government, costs a fortune to maintain and is indispensable to liberty at home and abroad: the U.S. Armed Forces.
Ron is attracted to women with messy lives is because, like everything else in his life, he likes fixing problems. But the reason it worked out with Diane is because unlike the Tammys, she also likes fixing problems, and her life being the way it is gives her something to put her energy into. Ron finally found an equal partner who would fix things alongside him, instead of someone that just keep making problems.
Everyone thinks their life is an eternal mess. Everyone. There are 7,500,000,000 people.. Everyone one of them think their life is messy in some way. you're not unique, your life doesn't matter, your experiences mean nothing because everyone else has virtually experienced the same things on different levels. When people say "Why me?!!?!" its pathetic, there are Hundreds of thousands of worse things happening to people at all times. Saying "Why me?!" cause ur stuck in traffic? I've seen people do that. There are 100+ other people stuck in that same traffic, its not "why me" its "why us". On top of that while you're bitching about traffic, some kid is breathing their last breathes because of cancer.. Now that is more of a "Why me" situation, but even then not unique. People love to view reality like they're the main character of some novel.. Meanwhile that person that just drove by? They also think they're the main character... There are people making decisions right now that directly affect Millions of lives, yet people at our level think "man this world is about me!" lol fuck outta here I'll say it again, no one is unique, no one is some main character, we're all just little cogs in a machine with 7.5 billion cogs.. we have no purpose other than work and feed society our cash, we have no reason for being, aside from fucking and creating more human beings.. We will all die and be forgotten with time. Thats it. Now, 50,000 years ago sure.. you were important, part of a small tribe, you had your role - you had purpose, reason, etc. But now? Our tribe is too big to care about the individuals.
I have rewatched this scene so many times and i only just realised that Andy wrote 'Ron likes you, City Hall First Floor' in chalk...always thought he was scribbling some nonsense.
I am sad that we did not see more of Diane and her girls in later seasons. Though at the same time, keeping references to Ron's personal life to a minimum is very in keeping with Ron's character.
I am semi-convinced Lucy Lawless is an actual warrior princess that has figured out violence might be fun and sometimes required but you can get a lot more achieved by just being awesome, always.
I love to when he married her and went to the lawyer to make a will and turns out Ron’s kids would be so rich they’d never have to work again. The reaction of the lawyer when he saw Ron’s ballpark worth was hysterical
@@maxbelho I know about that you stupid moron, anybody in the 90's ***** her, she is every guy dream girl, Sheena, Xena and beast master were there...you are already stupid, don't think others as less than you
Pretty sure everyone my age, and at least 15 years on either side of mine, has had (or has) a crush on her (Lucy Lawless) at one point or another, lol.
I have a coworker who looks like xena. And that means she is hot as hell. But also her behavior is like a warrior princess that makes her even more adorable.
I realize I'm in the minority, and most people will think I'm nuts, but I never understood her appeal. Until Parks & Rec. It was literally this character that made me a fan of hers. And she's not even in that many episodes.
Andy Dwyer, lovable fool, mostly awesome musician, perfect husband to April, and ultimate wingman. He didn’t even check with Ron about how Diane could find him. He saw sparks, built a fire.
I just realized that Ron found love through a government program
That has to be the greatest irony of all time
Not really he found it due to government being inefficient to the point of forcing him to personally fix the pothole.
You mean a government program's failure
Which means, from a government program. If I hated snowboarding and found my wife while snowboarding, did I find her because of snowboarding or because of my hate for snowboarding/ snowboarding is bad?
@@Kurayami_13 but he went to FIX the pothole BECAUSE of a government program.
@@ironhardgaming yes but there is no irony - he always stated that government is extremely inefficient and lo and behold - government program instead of actually providing help via official channels was useless enough to force him to fix things himself. was it good for him? sure, absolutely, but he didn't say that government cant do good he said its inefficient in doing so. irony would be if program actually worked as intended or purpose of it was to find him a wife.
Awesomely huge little side vignette that capsulizes the genius of that show. "Kississippi" Ron sadly died from incineration crossing the lava river.
"It'll be casual, no need to wear makeup." That's where it was sealed.
2:05 Andy’s face 😂
Ever since this episode, I call two young men that work for me "large boys" - and it fits
The only woman worthy of standing next to Ron was Xena, the warrior princess.
Oh Starlord, you ol matchmaker
Xena!!! I love Lucy lawless she’s a fantastic actress who deserves more rolls!!
And Andy grew up and became Star-Lord.
Sweet moment.
Oh and I wish that was a euphemism
I love that Ron brought his son, Andy, to meet Diane’s daughters.
Road repair turned into a play date.
@@misscleo378 To be fair, Andy kept the children entertained and occupied so that Ron could do his work uninterrupted, so props to Andy for that.
@@daynechastant Ikr? Not only are children oblivious to the dangers of messing with construction equipment but imagine if Andy didn't distract them, Ron would've either spent twice the time fixing the pothole or just quit before he was halfway done.
@@buggart No he would not. He does not half-ass things. You can quote him on that.
"that large boy"
"I did not like her, she's not my type. Her life is messy."
You married TAMMY Ron.
Tammys, plural
I'd assume thats exactly why he dislikes the idea of messy now
because she lached her infectous tendrils into his brain
Hes probably traumatized by Tammy and is emotionally hurt
@@lostgenius plurals actually, as he married several Tammys several times
“That large boy, is my colleague” gets me every single time.
Letting her know hes harmless haha
It was very literal.😂❤❤
“I fixed her pothole.”
“Is that a euphemism?”
XD IKR!!
an* euphemism
@@cv4809 Wrong. Much like you wouldn't say "An European person", the first sound in the word is a "yoo" sound which is preceded by the article 'a', not 'an'.
@@cv4809 dont like ur own comment, its pathetic ;-;
@@enochlo9156 I didn't
Andy is totally responsible for Ron and Diane. He literally set that up.
He's smarter than we give him credit for.
Good wingman
Chief of police even stated he was a genius, the man has LAYERS.
@Dorkmax He would have to be smarter than we think he is...otherwise he wouldn’t be able to drive!
He is one of the smartest man child
He is way too smart. When he helped April out by not giving "the Leslie outfit" during her public address. April killed it in during that address.
I pity the poor bastard who breaks one of those girls’ hearts. There’s no running from Ron Swanson.
It's a fake tv show
@@gator4458 you're a fake tv show
Ronnie C my god you’re right! I never would’ve known! It’s almost as if… I made a joke or something
This is a Tv show right or real life?
Ronnie C thanks man, no one would have guessed. You deserve a award.
In early season 3, Ron's "fishing advice" to April convinces her to be with Andy and they're literally happy for the rest of the show and probably the rest of time. Here, Andy finally pays Ron back by finding him the love of his life.
It's full circle and perfect. I love Parks and Rec so much.
Nicely observed.
Damn I didn’t even notice that man good catch!
Funny how its Andy that sets him up with his perfect match....vs the various Tammys
I'd literally watch a spin off Series about Andy.
Literally?
Andy is incredibly wise when it comes to the matters of the heart
@@sacr3 loosen up or even the cashiers will stop liking you.
sacr3 your a Debby downer be happy you nerd
That's why he and April got married quickly, and they are one the happiest couples in all of television!
Cuz Andy sees it before he does because he’s Ron and he’s Andy. Has nothing to do with time.
@@sacr3 He spotted a mutual attraction between two people and encouraged them both (separately) to act on it. No one is claiming that Andy thinks "they're made to be together for life" at this point. That said, without his intervention, the two likely would have not interacted again, and Ron would have missed a chance with someone he turned out to be very compatible with.
i think andy dwyer is one of the few people in the world who can say "i like your dress!" to a child without sounding like a total creep
It’s because he GENUINELY likes the dress. He’s a sincere guy.
‘Why would that matter?.....Shut up!’
Uhhh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kinda reminds me of April
One of my top 5 favorite P&R lines
Hahaha I know he sounds like a little kid who doesn't want his friends to know he has a crush 😂
@@brittanyswanson9820 And he just *had* to say it like that when they were in front of little kids, er princesses and mermaids.
I like the fact that Andy remains a friend with the girls
I want to like this
but the likes are at 420
@@ZannaZatanna1 just made it 666
@@henryjdw238 Nice!
@@Jekezio degenerate
@@SonOfHubris Ok... asshole
"Why would that matter............shut up." Is absolutely the perfect line for this. It is PERFECT!
This is also perhaps the sweetest scene from any show I can think of.
RON LIKES YOU
CITY HALL FIRST FLOOR
Good Man Andy. Good Man.
damn andy the reason ron diane ended up together and ron is the reason april andy together too
shodai kitetsu never realised that. Good.
The perfect wing man.
*princess rainbow sparkle.
Rons Brother " You work at the Parks department?!"
"I think it would really make Dianne happy."
"Why would that matter? ... Shut up!"
Awwww
“Hi I’m Andy I really like your dress”
“I’m a princess”
“I’m a mermaid”
“I’m Ron director of the parks department”
such milf
Respect my authority
And I'm Kanye West
"I am Groot"
And I am Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass!
Diane is so pretty
"Why would that matter......Shut up" the only time we may have seen Ron Swanson flustered.
Except for all that Tammy nonsense. Women he's attracted to unnerve him.
When Diane " threatened " to fix the next pothole, Ron was smitten. lol
Lindalee Law. She didn't know how to fix an asphalt pothole, now she does as she had it described and has seen it done. She can fix one the next time it occurs in front of her house. She knows there is no need for government to fix a simple problem that you van fix yourself. Basic Tom Paine.
It is a perfect match, as shown later by the wedding.
Note of context to me: the scene with Amy Plaza and the vegan bacon at the hippie food store is sooooo much like myself and my 21 year old daughter in that situation, even the mutual glance at the end, all our acquaintances refer to me as Ron Swanson.
@@STho205 I'm almost positive they refer to you as something else behind your back.
Shaun Pearson. That could be accurate. Yet here you are loving on Ron.
@@STho205 Ron is not supposed to be a role model. He has to change a great deal as a character before he gets his happy ever after.
S Tho, holy shit you’re the saddest human being I’ve seen in quite some time
“It’ll be casual. No need to wear makeup” IM DEAD💀🤣
"Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner..." "... I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?"
In the dating world, this is what is referred to as a "keeper."
Negative, this is a confrontational individual who assumes men are sexist/intimidated by this stuff. She already displayed her inner anger towards 1 gender by saying what she did.
Its best to avoid this and go for a more respectful Woman who isn't tainted with hatred towards a specific gender.
@@sacr3
👀. You really don't understand women.
@@cgt2816 The fact that you want to categorize all women into something "You can know" shows me how much you don't know.
Women vary on an individual level due to personality traits and upbringing. There are some typical reactions and behaviours that apply to almost all women - but its the individual aspects that are difficult to figure out. A confrontational Woman that makes demands and assumptions during your first discussion - will set off alarms for someone whos experienced women like this before.
So in the end, no, I don't understand all women, because no one does, nor do women understand all men.
@@sacr3 Methinks thine insecurities doth show... thou had best clutch thy pearls & go hide under thy MAGA brand comforter!! LOL
@@redcaddiedaddie what a pathetic reply, no real information aside from a kid getting angry and attempting to throw an insult then... laughing at his or her own joke?
What a useless opinion you have there, wonder if you're that useless in life.
Ron literally has the three best women in the world in his life. April, Leslie, and Diane.
Donna too
Yeah, but just 1 Tammy negates the other 3....
@@1965mlayers1965 and Tammy 2 negates all the others that will follow 😂
@@skyebelle793 Donna is not a very nice person. She's not a monster, but she's nothing like Leslie.
@@siler7 Donna is the one that actually helps Ron the most.
This has to be one of the best love stories ever. I mean, this is Ron Swanson, he hates people. How many other people would he have fallen in love with at first sight?
well at least 2 women named Tammy
jonant8317 yes, but he hates them
Nate Burnett it was when she said that next time she will fix it herself that it was game over
Tobi Ojo I know. I love them together
Tammy
4:23 It's funny, my mom is a retired school principal and also very straightforward, and she's the one that asked my dad out and proposed to him to get married, and also Ron kinda looks like my dad. I really miss him. RIP father.
"I think it would make Diane happy."
"Why would that matter? SHUT UP!"
"What did you do for her?"
"I fixed her pothole"
"...Is that a euphemism?"
I love this series so much
Andy writing the message on the fixed pot hole is a very underrated thoughtful and wholesome moment.
Should have stopped the stream of adjectives after "thoughtful".
It is wholesome!!!
Probably be deemed harassment today!
Underrated by whom? What's its current rating? 2? 3.5?
@@einundsiebenziger5488 You should have stopped the torrent of letters in your name at -z. If 3 is a stream what's 2? A trickle? A rivulet? Wholesome is not a crime, Gigi Allen.
“I fixed her pothole.”
Michael Scott: “That’s what she said!”
Andy's face at 2:06 is all our faces during the entirety of this video.
2:30
XD
🤣🤣🤣 you got me!
The one at 2:29 is better
@@MatthewGagnon1980thank you for skipping 3 replies and commenting the same thing as one of them
I love how Ron was essentially responsible for April and Andy getting together and Andy returned the favour by setting him up with Diane
The only woman strong enough for a Swanson is a Warrior Princess
@Dom Mck Lol that's some chip on your shoulder.
Karl Smallwood must've read this comment.
Or a Tammy
“I’m a Princess.”
“I’m a mermaid!”
“I’m the director of parks and recreation.”
Might have been the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything on TV.
Lucy Lawless is easily one of the most beautiful women ever to have lived.
also one of the most badass women too
big true
I've met her twice awesome woman
She’s always been hot
Lucy Flawless
0:26 I like Ron he got tired of the government delaying to fix the pothole and just got up and fixed a random person’s pothole
I swear that woman just keeps getting hotter with age
well there was a reason she was so popular when she started, doesn't hurt to be really good looking.
now imagine how this bit would have gone if she weren't a beautiful
RIGHT!?
@@alanfender123 now imagine how this bit would have gone if Ron was a loser asshole
She's like the sun. The older she gets, the hotter she gets.
Most underrated friendship: Andy and Ron. Those two have each other's backs and push the other to be a better person!
“Of all my coworkers. He is one of a very small number of whom I do not actively root against. There I go again getting all sappy.” -Ron Swanson
Good Job, Andy. Good Job. Every Ron in this world needs an Andy. And, even if they don’t realize it yet, a Diane.
Yes! I'm...
... talking about a friend.
Every Rick needs a Morty
princess722 I’m not a Ron but I’d love a Diane.
Naw, Diane was a confrontational sexist lady, assuming "men" have a problem with being asked out, attacking him for no reason, etc. Shes just a bitch, an egotistical one at that.
She is damaged goods, a tainted mind that sees the world as negative and men as negative. First argument they would have she would start ripping into men everywhere.
This is something you avoid. Egotistical cunts and Egotistical assholes (Women/Men) should always be avoided. And no, this isn't a display of a "Strong Woman", being confrontational like she is. This is a display of her insecurities and inner hatreds creeping to surface level.
A "Strong" woman would simply be kind, courteous, respectful - and only bite back if she ends up talking to a sexist man. But to bite every man before even knowing them? lol cmon
sacr3 And what woman attacked you to make you damaged goods?
The end was really cute, I'd love to do that for a friend
I don't know why she came to thank me in person... And then there was Andy...
Andy is the best 💕
Andy is top-tier wingman
@@BlaneNostalgia That's why he's the Star Lord.
"Andy come help me tamp this down."
"For the last time Ron it's Princess Rainbow Sparkle."
HOLY MOSES
“Can we turn you into a princess?”
Nooo!!!
I think it would 😈... really make Diane happy 😁
@@Revontulet-Druid why would that matter?.......SHUT UP!
Ron is so efficient he found the pot hole without getting the address.
Call display, then did a 411 reverse search.
I assume he already got that call several times already.
His construction senses were tingling
yeah it's not like the caller would have said her name and address when she registered the complaint about the pothole.
He's ron, he can do many things
I love the amount of thought this show has to the finest of details. The part where Andy runs out of space to write the word "floor" is probably not something everyone noticed, but is everything you'd expect from someone like Andy.
I thought the same thing
I mean, who better to put a Swanson on a leash than Xena the warrior princess...
She didn't put him on a leash - that is why she was a wife material, contrary to his crazy exes.
@@marianpazdzioch6632 Have you seen Xena the Warrior Princess? She's a badass and so is Ron. The leash is metaphorical and only means relationship. Think of it more as a tether.
Who is man enough to leash Xena you mean?
@@XykuJoxa Leash implies owner/submissive relationship so Marian's comment is fair.
A marriage is a partnership not one party taming the other. She's holding him by the hand not by the leash. That is for the time they spend behind closed doors 😉😉🤣
I love how Andy is naturally good with kids.
Because he is a kid himself! 😅
The man like Ron deserve no less than a Xena the Warriors Queen kind of woman
Now if only there was a scene of her throwing a chakram at Tammy.
@@benwasserman8223 1 or 2?
@@Wren_the_Bird_King Does it matter which?
@@benwasserman8223 Depends on which Tammy deserves MORE levels of hurt
I was looking for this!
andy playing with the girls and laughing while seeing ron and diane clearly summarizes how fun loving and innocent andy was
If you look at their relationship from the daughters' point of view, he is the guy that showed up when their mom was frustrated, fixed the problem, and entertained the girls during their playtime. Its fucking beautiful!
I like to think that Chris Pratt played like an hour long game of tag with those kids XD
I wouldn't be surprised if he did
You know he did.
I’ll bet you he did lol
"Chris? Chris! The cameras are rolling, Chris.."
"Ok, but .. we just got to do this one more thing, ok? And that camera is on fire, anyway, because the floor is lava -Duh!"
Chris’s character always stands out to me, he’s hilariously naive yet assertive when he needs to be. He’s a true manager
"I'm a princess"
"I'm a mermaid"
*"I'm the director of the Parks and Recreation"*
She said "I'm a mermaid", not "I'm a fairy".
it was a mermaid you uncultured troglodyte
@@TheodoreGrevers-bg3zw I'm a comment editor.
Xena: Do you know what you’re doing
Ron: giggles
I love when Andy interacts with kids its so sweet
And with that, Andy is the best matchmaker in the show, with a settling score of 2 couples.
Who else did he match make
@@bhadrakadabra Tom & Lucy.
Like Ron & Diane, they did most of the work by having pleasant onversations, but Andy helped making them meet once more, which was the decisive encouter.
"The government is inefficient and should be dissolved." 🤣 💯Truth!
Ron works for the government. One of the world's finest institutions is run by the government, costs a fortune to maintain and is indispensable to liberty at home and abroad: the U.S. Armed Forces.
"It'll be casual, no need to wear make up."
Ron is attracted to women with messy lives is because, like everything else in his life, he likes fixing problems. But the reason it worked out with Diane is because unlike the Tammys, she also likes fixing problems, and her life being the way it is gives her something to put her energy into. Ron finally found an equal partner who would fix things alongside him, instead of someone that just keep making problems.
“Can we turn you into a princess?”
“NNOOO!”
Greatest “No” ever. I say it like this when I really mean it, for real. LOVE IT!!
YESS i was looking for this comment
Yep, gotta be one of the best "NO"s I've ever heard.
1:38 That look basically says, "This guy's gonna get it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but he's gonna get it."
"my life is an entire mess and I love it" same
I have gum in my hair
My parents dont ...
same. Except for the part about loving it
Everyone thinks their life is an eternal mess.
Everyone.
There are 7,500,000,000 people.. Everyone one of them think their life is messy in some way.
you're not unique, your life doesn't matter, your experiences mean nothing because everyone else has virtually experienced the same things on different levels.
When people say "Why me?!!?!" its pathetic, there are Hundreds of thousands of worse things happening to people at all times. Saying "Why me?!" cause ur stuck in traffic? I've seen people do that. There are 100+ other people stuck in that same traffic, its not "why me" its "why us". On top of that while you're bitching about traffic, some kid is breathing their last breathes because of cancer.. Now that is more of a "Why me" situation, but even then not unique.
People love to view reality like they're the main character of some novel.. Meanwhile that person that just drove by? They also think they're the main character...
There are people making decisions right now that directly affect Millions of lives, yet people at our level think "man this world is about me!" lol fuck outta here
I'll say it again, no one is unique, no one is some main character, we're all just little cogs in a machine with 7.5 billion cogs.. we have no purpose other than work and feed society our cash, we have no reason for being, aside from fucking and creating more human beings.. We will all die and be forgotten with time.
Thats it.
Now, 50,000 years ago sure.. you were important, part of a small tribe, you had your role - you had purpose, reason, etc. But now? Our tribe is too big to care about the individuals.
@@sacr3 you must have a lot of friends
100% wingman for that Andy chalk message every man needs an Andy
She is soooo beautiful, wtf?
Warrior princess is just the right title. Ayayayay-I miss a certain show.
I loved their relationship🥺 & when the girls eventually called him “dad” MY CHEST!!😭
When Xena Warrior Princess asks to baby sit her kids, you DO IT!
I'm glad they found each other. This few minutes is a better love story than the whole saga of Twilight.
A low bar, to be fair.
I have rewatched this scene so many times and i only just realised that Andy wrote 'Ron likes you, City Hall First Floor' in chalk...always thought he was scribbling some nonsense.
2:46 That "No!" was adorable!
I am sad that we did not see more of Diane and her girls in later seasons. Though at the same time, keeping references to Ron's personal life to a minimum is very in keeping with Ron's character.
I love that Andy just fits right in with the kids being an oversized one himself.
"Why does it matter?..."
*1 sec later*
"ShUT uP >:["
4:45 When you think about it, Andy made there relationship happen. =D
Chris: in fact shes out in the hallway....
Ron immediately looks at Andy
4:08
Ron’s shut up when Andy tells him Diane would be happy gets me every time
Donna reading fifty shades of grey at work lol
I mean she massaged her back with a vibrator at work. Reading 50 Shades of Grey looks pretty tame after that.
She should've gotten ice bucket challenged like Phyllis when she listened to it...
I am semi-convinced Lucy Lawless is an actual warrior princess that has figured out violence might be fun and sometimes required but you can get a lot more achieved by just being awesome, always.
Part of the reason she got the role is because she could already ride a horse. She was halfway there to begin with...
The greatest bloodline ever known to the human race stemmed from this moment.
"Why would that matter?...Shut up!"
Andy’s little smirk at 2:06 gets me every time
Xena is freaking beautiful here!!!
xena is timeless
I have long balls
Agree, she is sexy
that is why she's been popular all these years, she's a great looking woman..
And she is married to rick offerman, aka Ron Swanson
That is the most beautiful, the most inspiring, the most romantic love story ever. Hallmark, takes notes!
Diane asks Ron if he knows what he's doing in the bedroom, he laughs and says, yes, ma'am, yes I do.
1:38 that look on her face, in doubt like saying “we’ll see” yet still looking like she is amused by him. The chemistry in these two, perfect 👌
Classic
I love to when he married her and went to the lawyer to make a will and turns out Ron’s kids would be so rich they’d never have to work again. The reaction of the lawyer when he saw Ron’s ballpark worth was hysterical
Xenia-Warrior Princess will forever be a smokeshow
"i'm the director of parks and recreation"
Fixing the pothole piqued her interest.
Playing princess with the girls closed the deal.
“It’ll be casual. No need to wear make-up.”
😂😂😂
I find it funny that when Chris Pratt lost all that weight his wife actually got mad at him saying she preferred him overweight.
This Spartacus girl would've been great for Wonder woman
That's Xena warrior Princess you uncultured swine!!!
@@maxbelho I know about that you stupid moron, anybody in the 90's ***** her, she is every guy dream girl, Sheena, Xena and beast master were there...you are already stupid, don't think others as less than you
@@nghakabeita3223 He was kidding you ahole
@@jenm1 do I seem like I care, you rapscallion buffoon
@@nghakabeita3223 You numbskull so and so 🤬
Pretty sure everyone my age, and at least 15 years on either side of mine, has had (or has) a crush on her (Lucy Lawless) at one point or another, lol.
You goddamn right we did. I think i still do.
I know I did during her run on Xena
@@gongbreaker hell yeah, i sure as hell do! Haha
I have a coworker who looks like xena. And that means she is hot as hell. But also her behavior is like a warrior princess that makes her even more adorable.
I realize I'm in the minority, and most people will think I'm nuts, but I never understood her appeal. Until Parks & Rec. It was literally this character that made me a fan of hers. And she's not even in that many episodes.
Andy Dwyer, lovable fool, mostly awesome musician, perfect husband to April, and ultimate wingman. He didn’t even check with Ron about how Diane could find him. He saw sparks, built a fire.
God Xena looks so hot here... Yes, I know her name is Lucy Lawless!!! Lmao
Andy leaving a note telling Diane that Ron liked her caused my heart to grow...