Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  5 лет назад +1433

    Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

  • @ben9DB
    @ben9DB 5 лет назад +1645

    “Yousa in big doo doo dis time.”
    Quote of the century.

    • @darthjarjar4270
      @darthjarjar4270 4 года назад +14

      Yousa are in big big big doo doo

    • @braysfinds7479
      @braysfinds7479 4 года назад +13

      This movie came out in the last year of the 20th century. So it lasted not even a year. Makes Sense.

    • @braeeee_
      @braeeee_ 4 года назад +5

      I would like but I'm sorry it's at 420 likes

    • @PurplePandaGuy88
      @PurplePandaGuy88 4 года назад +8

      That quote sums up all the prequels

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 4 года назад +4

      Jar jar life’s summarized

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 4 года назад +1828

    I like how Jar Jar is the Reason for almost 70% of the Sins

    • @lisakphood344
      @lisakphood344 4 года назад +50

      I hate that fact I love jar jar

    • @timonurmi7050
      @timonurmi7050 4 года назад +21

      he actually is 68.471337579% of the sins

    • @Daniel-gp6sd
      @Daniel-gp6sd 4 года назад +22

      The phantom menace would have been worse without Jar jar. It's such a ridiculously boring/mundane film that the only thing that keeps people awake is when they're laughing at Jar jar

    • @bizzer8241
      @bizzer8241 4 года назад +2

      * 90%

    • @mentalman4808
      @mentalman4808 4 года назад +31

      @@Daniel-gp6sd Nobody is laughing at jar jar. No one

  • @zulumike7534
    @zulumike7534 4 года назад +540

    4:52 Jeremy thinks he can say “clone” instead of “droid” without me noticing, but Jeremy is wrong. DING

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei 4 года назад +19

      Zulu Mike doesn't know Jeremy's name. *DING*

    • @zulumike7534
      @zulumike7534 4 года назад +12

      Bucket Muffin yeah, fair enough.

    • @zulumike7534
      @zulumike7534 4 года назад +12

      Bucket Muffin thanks for telling me though.

  • @retluoc
    @retluoc 5 лет назад +2598

    Biggest sin: Liam Neeson dies and Jar-Jar lives.

  • @CBrown
    @CBrown 4 года назад +680

    I'm happy to report that with less than 12 hours remaining in 2019, George Lucas has not added any lizards to that scene.

    • @GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ
      @GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ 4 года назад +1

      @Matthew Loewen stop spamming this on every comment, it just ruins my experience having to report you instead of watch. Also Vader did not scream “noooooooooo” Luke did.

    • @gaycartoonsarecool1517
      @gaycartoonsarecool1517 3 года назад

      It’s almost 2021 now

    • @ulyssesnewell431
      @ulyssesnewell431 3 года назад +4

      George Lucas looking at the calendar: oh shit I forgot to add those lizards into Episode 1.

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 2 года назад

      Too busy adding TIE Fighters to The Force Awakens

    • @calebsawyer0719
      @calebsawyer0719 2 года назад +1

      @@garfieldunderpants9914 11:12 Is that an actual apple in the bowl
      right there?

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 года назад +360

    So Darth Vader built C-3PO, and then C-3PO escapes with the Death Star plans with R2-D2 to Tatooine in Episode 4, which are used by the rebels to attack on the Death Star, in which they are ultimately successful, leaving Darth Vader to be the only survivor. Thankfully Darth Vader never stops and thinks about the connection between building C-3PO and the destruction of the Death Star, which would have been the ultimate 'bang your head against the wall' over the irony moment.

    • @marcpeterson5115
      @marcpeterson5115 4 года назад +20

      And all the time he's intimidating a torturing Leia, he never says anything about being her Dad.

    • @6thwilbury2331
      @6thwilbury2331 4 года назад +16

      @@marcpeterson5115 FWIW, at that point in the storyline, does he know? The fact that there was a twin sister doesn't occur to him until Return of the Jedi. "So... you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to keep her from me" (Or something like that.)

    • @marcpeterson5115
      @marcpeterson5115 4 года назад +5

      @@6thwilbury2331 "Search your feelings, you know it to be true." Wouldn't Vader figure it out with her like he did with Luke?

    • @brendofire2084
      @brendofire2084 3 года назад +24

      @@marcpeterson5115 not at all. Vader figured out that Luke was his son when he heard that a bunch of rebels were refering to General Skywalker of the Rebels. He put the pieces together and found out that Luke was in fact, his son. Leia, who had never used the force in her life, never showed any evidence of the force in her, and due to living with Bail on Alderaan, had the last name Organa, not Skywalker. He had no reason to believe that Leia might be his daughter. It wasn't until he intentionally searched Luke's feelings and his mind that he found out about that scene Luke had with Leia when he told her about how they were family, and thus figured out that Luke was not the only one. Vader discovered Luke was his son by seeing his strong connection to the force (as he was using it at the Death Star Destruction scene in ANH) and looking through some of the Rebels intel and finding the name Skywalker. That was how he came to the conclusion that Luke was his son. That wouldn't work for Leia, as she demonstrated no knowledge or use of the force, had the last name Organa, and even if he looked at her through the force, there would be nothing ot find, as she had no knowledge of her true heritage or that she was a Skywalker. Therefore, he wouldn't even realize that she was his daughter.

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 3 года назад +4

      @@brendofire2084 I think you summed it up pretty nicely.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 5 лет назад +976

    When this movie came out, I counted on it to bond with my son, the way the original movies helped me and my Dad to finally see eye to eye on something.
    My kid thought Jar Jar was funny. We haven't spoken in 20 years...

    • @dizzydial8081
      @dizzydial8081 5 лет назад +36

      Taking your son to watch Star Wars was your first mistake.

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 лет назад +19

      You should have gotten him into star trek instead

    • @jennawhite5466
      @jennawhite5466 5 лет назад +12

      Civil Villain I do believe that this is the best worst thing I have ever heard. I got super lucky with my son, that even at ten years old, he himself considers the original trilogy to be the best one so far. And he even agrees with me and his Dad that of the original three, Empire is best.

    • @derjude5758
      @derjude5758 5 лет назад +6

      @@ratbat1072 yea because the star trek movies are SOOOOOO good. Stfu imbecile

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +10

      So jar jar did was he was designed to do...... to please the children
      actually wait i guess he didn't because the child was you

  • @OldSilkRoad
    @OldSilkRoad 5 лет назад +702

    “A 35 second conversation about midi-chlorians is 36 seconds too long.” People on the bus are beginning to look at me strangely.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 лет назад +15

      It's probably because you're talking to yourself.

    • @OldSilkRoad
      @OldSilkRoad 5 лет назад +28

      Jefferson Smyth, laughing uncontrollably is more like it.

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 5 лет назад +10

      They probably sensed your midichlorians

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 4 года назад

      "What are... Midi-Chlorians? "

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 4 года назад +11

      @@DanceySteveYNWA An energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.
      Oh, wait, that's the Force itself.

  • @ryanhinckley6472
    @ryanhinckley6472 4 года назад +237

    We have 1 month left in 2019 and I’m still waiting for the extra lizards to be added

    • @meemzandmoar8
      @meemzandmoar8 4 года назад +7

      1 day left Lucas better hurry the fuck up

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 4 года назад +3

      No added lizards :(

    • @CRAFTY-c6s
      @CRAFTY-c6s 3 года назад +1

      Don’t go in 2020 it may kill you

    • @1234KeithB
      @1234KeithB 2 года назад

      Man I wish I could go back to having one month left of 2019 lol

  • @theheightsboy100
    @theheightsboy100 5 лет назад +195

    Jar jar tells Qui gon Jin about the “life debt” earlier on in the movie before Qui gon talks to the boss

    • @professormohawk1
      @professormohawk1 4 года назад +23

      remove that sin, and replace with "a jedi just assumes the random frog person kicked outta frog city isnt currently pulling things out of his frog ass about life debts

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 4 года назад +6

      Still no reason to take the biggest idiot in the galaxy along with them.

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 3 года назад

      @@madouc5754 I haven’t seen the movie in years, but didn’t the king order Jar-Jar to tag along with them to find there way to Naboo?

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 3 года назад

      @@theguyfromwalgreens He was going to be punished by the Gungans but Qui-Gon persuaded them to let him take the fool.

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 лет назад +241

    10:20 This is a very legitimate sin.
    Forced relationships between characters for the sake of furthering the plot are *never* acceptable.

    • @ClemintineCake
      @ClemintineCake 5 лет назад +14

      also 10:50 wiffle ball thrower in the background so random lmao

    • @ryanhinckley6472
      @ryanhinckley6472 4 года назад +1

      Dominic nyuon It is pretty random, but a lot of stuff in Star Wars is made of basic objects

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 4 года назад +1

      Forced relationships... 😂

    • @brendofire2084
      @brendofire2084 3 года назад

      Another very legitimate sin.
      Forced sins that are either pointing out small things to pad the sin count and making either a stupid generally unnecessary pop-culture reference, or droning long and hard about something that has nothing to do with what is happening in the scene of a movie, and sinning it anyway.

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +1

      Yep, just like what destroyed Star vs the Forces of Evil, wait, it was worse there because it dragged the plot to hell

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 4 года назад +927

    “Who cares about politics in Star Wars?”
    Me, a Star Wars nerd: *I care how the clone wars started.*

    • @bleachisrad
      @bleachisrad 4 года назад +55

      the fact is Lucas said himself that he wanted to integrate politics into his vision, so fans not understanding that are misguided

    • @snickims9717
      @snickims9717 4 года назад +62

      @@bleachisrad The Issue is that he integrated them really badly, the clone wars did a really good job at it.

    • @bleachisrad
      @bleachisrad 4 года назад +9

      @@snickims9717 i will argue that lucas probably wanted his creation to be like that, if u think about art is objective, so based on your opinion it was badly integrated but from his point of view he finally saw it come to life.

    • @snickims9717
      @snickims9717 4 года назад +10

      @@bleachisrad Yes but I, Along with a lot of others think he did it very badly. With Both the acting paseing and overall Prodect was not great and so even if Lucas thinks it was ideal I and i think many others agree, that it was Not

    • @bleachisrad
      @bleachisrad 4 года назад

      @@snickims9717 i respect your opinion and of others however i will just say this, expectations of others are still subjective to his own opinion on his creation, like any other movie director or creator, they have their own ideas of what should be or what it shouldn't be. i feel like we take our own bias opinions to heart.

  • @tyoma_14
    @tyoma_14 5 лет назад +450

    CinemaSins: "Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode I"
    Me: It's treason then.

    • @cebraulkenne8571
      @cebraulkenne8571 5 лет назад +6

      You underestimate my power!

    • @Kujakuseki01
      @Kujakuseki01 5 лет назад +7

      tyoma_14 This is a bad movie and you’re a bad person.

    • @leonconrad6282
      @leonconrad6282 5 лет назад +23

      @@Kujakuseki01 if you Think like this youre probably disabled

    • @spartangerm2122
      @spartangerm2122 5 лет назад +16

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

    • @derjude5758
      @derjude5758 5 лет назад +5

      @@Kujakuseki01 before disney made the shit they called star wars, you would have everyone agreeing but alas disney made the prequels look like cinema gold so you are quite the dumbass

  • @larrysupersport
    @larrysupersport 5 лет назад +46

    "Dictionary is unsatisfactory for coming up with the right words of anger for this scene" Best SIN EVER!

  • @newto2794
    @newto2794 5 лет назад +368

    "You don't have the balls to talk about Star Wars"
    Ok... but what about *SPY KIDS*

    • @TheHeavyMetalGamer91
      @TheHeavyMetalGamer91 5 лет назад +11

      What about NASCAR?

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 лет назад

      @@TheHeavyMetalGamer91 What about kids shows. (Seriously that shit gets weird.)

    • @Blueberryyymuffin
      @Blueberryyymuffin 5 лет назад +1

      That was one of my favourite movies as a kid

    • @Mine-rq2ho
      @Mine-rq2ho 5 лет назад +5

      *Youre walking on thin ice, Buddy* ....

    • @derjude5758
      @derjude5758 5 лет назад +3

      I can still watch spy kids 2 as an adult and enjoy it like i did as a kid

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 лет назад +256

    "The forced is strong with this one."

    • @lol0ajo
      @lol0ajo 5 лет назад +1

      Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz the sin is strong with this one

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @derjude5758
      @derjude5758 5 лет назад +1

      1:22 in and somehow there is 12 sin counters already and hes only bitched about 3 things shows me exactly how forced this shit was.

  • @missdeejay
    @missdeejay 5 лет назад +47

    Add one more sin: Qui-Gonn’s tiny telecommunications device is actually a razor without the blade

  • @mr.crazypants2707
    @mr.crazypants2707 5 лет назад +584

    Hey guys...
    What am I doing you ask?
    Waiting for Cinemasins to do Monster House.

  • @EnderSpy007
    @EnderSpy007 4 года назад +54

    Jar Jar had mentioned that his life was indebted to Qui-Gon just after he saved them. Qui-Gon is a careful listener, and if you noticed he waved his hand when he said "Your gods demand that his life belongs to me now." It was subtle, but present.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад +2

      Thank you for pointing that out for him lol

    • @zoande83
      @zoande83 Год назад

      He made a looot more mistakes

  • @salaarfaiz3877
    @salaarfaiz3877 4 года назад +110

    Yo I feel bad for jar jars actor because he like almost commit suicide after the movie

    • @Val.Kyrie.
      @Val.Kyrie. 4 года назад +23

      I’m Raising Money To Close Reidenbaugh yeah it wasn’t dudes fault. And Lucas dropped the ball on jarjar. Apparently there was more going on with him and Lucas got cold feet....

    • @sentinel7672
      @sentinel7672 4 года назад +5

      @@Val.Kyrie. Which is hilarious because after the Prequel Trilogy LucasArts basically took a "fuck you, I'm doing what I want" approach to their fans and made/forced through half-finished games and games people didn't even really want (see KOTOR II for the former and SWTOR for the latter). If he'd had that sort of attitude DURING the Prequel Trilogy we'd likely have had a more interesting second and third movie, but instead we got "edgy lobotomized teen" Anakin Skywalker.

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 4 года назад +2

      @@sentinel7672 SWTOR's great.

    • @SergioArellano-yd7ik
      @SergioArellano-yd7ik 8 месяцев назад

      What's the difference between almost and like almost?

  • @erinhowett3630
    @erinhowett3630 4 года назад +35

    Phantom Menace was my introduction to Star Wars, and for that reason, I will always love it. And there is nothing anyone can say or do that will convince me I shouldn't.

    • @One-pz3zk
      @One-pz3zk 4 года назад +6

      Mr. TAD Only half of it is unfair, and the OT is Lightyears better, even the ST is better then the PT

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 2 года назад +4

      I am so sorry if was your first introduction

    • @-curtiscamp
      @-curtiscamp Год назад +1

      No cause same here, I was born in September 2002 and therefore I grew up watching the movies 1,2,3,4,5,6 rather than 4,5,6,1,2,3. My parents had bought the collector's edition DVD's when I was very young and I grew up loving them, except I didn't even get Return Of The Jedi on DVD until Christmas 2013.
      I will always love watching The Phantom Menace for that reason, even if the movie is pretty weak from a critical standpoint, it always holds a special place in my heart anyways. Plus it has my personal favorite movie score of all time.
      I just wish they didn't leave out the Farewell To Jira scene and didn't keep in the Jar Jar stepping in shit scene. Like, really? Was that necessary?

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller 9 месяцев назад

      Weirdly it was the same for me, but although I stopped caring about the films when the feminazi contrived repetitive predictable unleashed came out I found I could only stomach half that one so never watched any more.
      Sad thing is the Force is an awesome concept that lends itself to games yet as an adult all the films are so effing stupid I can't stand em.

  • @roseolivas08
    @roseolivas08 5 лет назад +24

    My dad and I watch all the Star Wars films in a weekend marathon at least once a year, every year, since I was 6. I’ve seen this movie at least 20 times. And I still remember nothing but the pod race and the final battle.

  • @storrm6724
    @storrm6724 4 года назад +78

    9:50 this guy thinks that every single alien the same species as greedo is greedo 😂

    • @anonymouspotato1082
      @anonymouspotato1082 4 года назад +22

      He was mostly just using it as a joke to express how much he hates Jar Jar.

    • @zachsmusicandcomics
      @zachsmusicandcomics 3 года назад

      It actually may have been Greedo. He makes an appearance in a deleted scene.

    • @OptimalCaress
      @OptimalCaress 3 года назад +2

      It actually is Greedo lol

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 2 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that character is canonically Greedo

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Год назад

      Thaaaaaat’s racist *ding*

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 5 лет назад +103

    *I will not be satisfied until CinemaSins does Pulp Fiction.*

  • @zacharyamos6139
    @zacharyamos6139 5 лет назад +176

    I’m so happy I was 3 when this movie came out so I grew up as a kid watching this and didn’t mind the goofiness lol.
    And I really don’t mind it still

    • @commandershepard1838
      @commandershepard1838 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @jacurururur8848
      @jacurururur8848 4 года назад +11

      This trilogy is so much better than the newest one, it's not close

    • @bobbzen990
      @bobbzen990 4 года назад +2

      The goofiness is over exaggerate. mostly retards that hate, cause haters will always hate. here is a big FUCK OFF to you retarded haters. Learn about orgin, learn the star wars lore. Its like you haters are lost in a bad trip.

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 4 года назад +4

      Ja Curururur - The new trilogy is leagues better than this one. Better written, acted, directed etc. Generally better filmmaking.

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 4 года назад +5

      Bobbzen - I disagree. The original Star Wars didn't have this sort of goofiness - except for the Ewoks of course. For some reason George Lucas started aiming these films at 6 year olds rather than 12 year olds like IV & V.

  • @andrewj.730
    @andrewj.730 4 года назад +67

    The ponytail is a padawan ”hairstyle”

  • @VoodooStyx
    @VoodooStyx 4 года назад +140

    A good kids movie with a stepping in poop scene: Ice Age

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 4 года назад +6

      It's good, but not great.

    • @ATS1031
      @ATS1031 4 года назад +1

      John S I like the 3rd one the most the rest of them are bad

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +1

      Ice Age baby

  • @BlackXIV
    @BlackXIV 5 лет назад +131

    1 Sin for you for calling the droids a "clone army" ^^

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 года назад +5

      They have the same programming, same face, same persona and same voice, so they kinda are a clone of each other.

    • @Canibot80
      @Canibot80 4 года назад

      I care

  • @trans8010
    @trans8010 4 года назад +36

    Actually Empire's first scene was the Star Destroyer launching probes across the galaxy, one landing on Hoth where Luke is attacked by a Wampa creature on route to study it. Jedi's first scene was Vader intimidating his lower ranking commanders into doubling the efforts of the construction of the new Death Star. However, you are right, this is helluva more exciting than waiting inside a control ship to negotiate a trade deal on behalf of the Republic.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад

      It’s more about the why, the behind-the-scenes, so to speak.

  • @Picar70
    @Picar70 5 лет назад +78

    A race that includes speeding through cliffs, monolites, stagolites, going through a cave in about 500km/h = just like nascar which is driving around in a circle..

    • @kapslog7274
      @kapslog7274 4 года назад +7

      @trueman mann he is mocking the point made in the video

    • @IncrediibleHauck
      @IncrediibleHauck 4 года назад +2

      trueman mann I question your intelligence

    • @kirayoshikage3258
      @kirayoshikage3258 4 года назад +1

      @trueman mann r/whoooosh

  • @crimsonhunter6538
    @crimsonhunter6538 5 лет назад +134

    Personally i liked the prequels but as with all of the star wars movies they ALL had problems

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 лет назад +4

      That's true....some more than others lol

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +21

      @dark day the sheep is strong with this one
      You know nothing about the prequels except what the internet feeds you
      The phantom menace has more practical effects than the entire OT
      The acting was done a certain way to relfect the characters
      Jedi are supposed to be stoic and emotionless
      Queen armidala was monotone and overly seriously because she an authority figure
      Every choice for anakins demeanor and awkward dialogue was crafted to reflect his awkwardness as a teenager forced to live the life of a monk
      Never debate a fan of the prequels you will lose

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +15

      @dark day not gonna try and counter my arguments?

    • @jamescoalman8928
      @jamescoalman8928 5 лет назад +6

      @@anomalyinc3239 I'll counter them. However, I will preface that I myself enjoy the prequels for other reasons, that mostly being nostalgia because I grew up with them and also I like the memes. Unlike you seemingly though, I recognize their plentiful amount of severe flaws.
      You're right, the Phantom Menace and the prequels as a whole actually had a lot of practical effects. This a point a lot of people love to bring up when defending the prequels, however the fact that there are a lot of practical effects still doesn't change the fact that there are also a lot of visual effects and CGI. This isn't as much of problem today and in fact, most Marvel movies (which are usually very well received and make tons of money) also have tons of CGI. In the early 2000's though, CGI wasn't as advanced yet and they tried to push it further than where it was ready to be pushed, leading to some very bad looking scenes. Practical effects also existing doesn't change this fact or make the bad CGI look less bad.
      You're next point is complete garbage. The acting was done a certain way to reflect characters? Then they either they completely failed to reflect those characters or their characters are some of the most boring, dull, and emotionless people to ever exist (which is not a good thing and I will get to in my third paragraph). I'm going to go with the first idea (that they just failed to reflect their characters properly, AKA bad acting/direction) for several reasons. One reason is that George (with the help of Mark Hamill, Carry Fisher, and Harrison Ford all being good enough actors to survive bad direction) managed to create good, fun, emotional characters during the original trilogy. The other, is that in the Clone Wars tv show, all characters (including Anakin) vastly improve while still being written and produced by George Lucas, but directed by Dave Filoni.
      I already discussed your next point in my last paragraph there, however I'll once again state how even though yes, the Jedi are supposed to be stoic and emotionless, they vastly improved as characters during the Clone Wars tv shows which was, once again, still written and produced by George himself. Every decision about the show went through him. If the Jedi weren't being represented correctly there, then that would be illogical as he would be misinterpreting his own characters. And even if the Jedi are meant to be the way they are in the prequels, then maybe we just shouldn't have gotten the prequels. Movies are an entertainment medium. And one of the most important things that make a good movie is good characters. Good characters are characters that you can relate to on some level, feel for, grow to care for, are interesting, entertaining, and perhaps most importantly, feel as though they are or could be real people. Human emotion is natural and cannot just be turned off. This is a topic that is sometimes explored throughout the Clone Wars tv show and the Jedi are often shown to be slightly wrong in their philosophy and/or hypocritical. We see none of this in the prequels however, and instead get boring, awkward characters that feel so fake and fabricated, specifically and especially in what they say.
      For your next point, I'll agree that when Padme was queen it made sense for her to be serious and monotone. That doesn't excuse the bad acting and awful dialogue that she has in the next two movies and even in the Phantom Menace when she is disguised as one of the Queen's servants.
      Lastly, again, it doesn't matter why they chose to have Anakin's character be awful in the prequels. It doesn't change that fact that it's awful. There have also been plenty of examples of good awkward acting. It can be awkward without being awful and hard to watch. Peter Parker is a great example of this. Also again, the Clone Wars shows how they *could* have done Anakin's character in the prequels and how much better it *could* have been good while still being an angsty rule breaker.
      Never debate someone with rational, clear thinking that isn't blinded by his nostalgia for an awful trilogy. You will lose.

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +5

      @@jamescoalman8928 Gotta admit you put up a better case then most
      Lets start with the cgi argument
      The only way it holds up is by ignoring the crappy cgi in the OT
      To deny that would be hypocritical especially since you say im blinded by nostalgia
      Especially since weve just established that the phantom menace and i recently found out the other 2 prequel movies used a shit ton of practical effects aswell
      Id also say the phantom menace is primarily a setting driven story not character driven to say star wars HAS to be character driven is crap because thats entirely up to george
      You can tell a story that isnt character driven and still tell it effectively
      Since TPM is the start of everything i think it was a good decision to focus on the world building
      But to say that the characters are boring and uncompelling is rubblish
      Some characters are designed to be static
      Most of the jedi were in this regard
      Qui gon on the other hand had a decent amoujt of depth to him
      He questioned the status quo followed his own moral compass saw the flaws of his own jedi order
      Attack ofbthe clones touches base on this woth count dooku
      Natalie portmans scenes with anakin i personally didnt mind in TPM you cant deny she shows a softer side and is more dynamic around anakin
      Anakin is a kid hes awkatd childish naive optimistic goofy basically everythibg id expect from a regular kid
      The argument i most common hear when i point this out is
      "Ahhh why did he even have to be a kid in the first place"
      In which case there is no argument just a matter of preference
      Truthfully i havent seen the clone wars and i dont like to bring them up as the prequels should stand alone and firmly believe they do
      Lets say i take your word for it the clone wars take place between AOTC & ROTS
      Well prior to the end of AOTC anakin was extremely awkward and emotional conflicted since the last girl he was friends with hed seen 10 yrs ago before essentialky living a monks life
      As was padme as she had spent most of her early life in public service wasnt sure how to open herself up emotionally again
      By the end of the movie they get married and its visible in ROTS that they are far more emotionally comfortable with one another
      Not to mention anakin is a war veteran by this point much more mature and different as a person
      We dont need to see the clone wars to fill in that gap ourselves its pretty implied
      As for the other jedi truthfully we dont get to see them that much in the prequels which is why they are static if there on the battlefield and people are dying perhaps they may show signs of emotion sure
      But how much enotion are they going to show in a council meeting?
      Also i never said the prequels are flawless
      I look at them as objectively great movies with problems here and there

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 4 года назад +30

    The Darth Jar Jar theory redeems his existence.

  • @domdagamer5285
    @domdagamer5285 5 лет назад +63

    10:48
    Missed a sin for the spray painted scoop toy hanging on the wall like some super important tool
    And yes I know the budget for this movie was tight but SERIOUSLY!

    • @Alex-mo6yb
      @Alex-mo6yb 5 лет назад +5

      It's a tennis ball launcher...
      www.walmart.com/ip/Fun-Air-Scoop-Ball/29132041

  • @paigeneil8618
    @paigeneil8618 5 лет назад +11

    The bit where QuiGon says “your gods demand it” has nothing to do with his knowledge of Gungan lore but is him ‘jedi mindtricking” him

    • @evilsWa
      @evilsWa 5 лет назад +3

      Negative. First off, if he was using the mind trick on that line then Bos Nass would have never asked Jar Jar if what Qui Gonn said was true. Secondly, Jar Jar literally told Qui Gonn that it was demanded by the gods that Jar Jar be Qui Gonns humble servant.

  • @gaming_highlights2599
    @gaming_highlights2599 4 года назад +72

    It’s kinda sad child anakin retired from acting after he failure of this movie

    • @Miscio94
      @Miscio94 4 года назад +26

      @trueman mann The guy was diagnosed with schizophrenia

    • @realBatman-89
      @realBatman-89 4 года назад +21

      @trueman mann nothing to do with how he turned out you say? I cant even be cute. this is stupid. Children are cruel to one another. I'm sure his childhood wasn't easy.

    • @kieranarmstrongproductions4743
      @kieranarmstrongproductions4743 4 года назад +16

      trueman mann bro what? He was a child acting in one of the most hated films in one of the most beloved and cherished franchises of all time. He got death threats as a KID. But yeah, it’s all his fault. Just stay positive!

    • @keeganshigh
      @keeganshigh 3 года назад

      Seems whiny to me

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 года назад

      @@keeganshigh 🤨

  • @arun279
    @arun279 5 лет назад +17

    "...of course we're going to raise the sin total by a hundred, just because of Jar Jar Binks, but..."
    LMAO

  • @meezalamazala279
    @meezalamazala279 5 лет назад +34

    If the ship isn't accelerating then the only thing pulling the droids off the ship is gravity (which is not very noticeable if they're in orbit) or plasma beams. So all the really need to stick to the ship is magnets...

    • @PieMan061
      @PieMan061 5 лет назад

      Meezala Mazala not quite. Even in orbit, gravity is still pretty large (the force of gravity at the ISS is still 90% that of on the ground). Plus, they were clearly not in orbit and were moving/accelerating away from the planet. Honestly just typical bad sci fi writing ignoring the “science” part.

    • @meezalamazala279
      @meezalamazala279 5 лет назад +1

      TheEllusionist well although the force of gravity it's still largely acting on the ISS the centripetal acceleration that is required for moving in orbit caused near 0 gravity to any observer inside (even though technically there is gravity affecting them) Also this is interesting, although it appears they are flying strait forward, are orbital mechanics addressed in Star Wars, or is it possible people actually perform orbital maneuvers in the stories? Even so, with no acceleration the magnetic force the droids would have to apply would still be very little and would only have to resist earth gravitational pull at most.

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад +1

      @@PieMan061 It's called "Freefall," because basically there's no gravity at all, just as an elevator failure in a tall building makes the occupants lighter and the "Vomit Comet," diving from high altitude leaves the occupants weightless.

    • @PieMan061
      @PieMan061 5 лет назад

      @@oldenweery7510 No, it's not called Freefall b/c there's "no gravity" it's freefall because nothing is supporting you... you always experience gravity, it's the thing that's literally making the "fall" part of freefall.
      And Meezala Mazala, what I just said still applies. Gravity IS STILL THERE, but to the observer, they FEEL weightless because of the orbiting (essentially they are in continuous freefall). It doesn't cause 0 gravity, gravity is still there and if they slowed down the orbit, they would fall. It's not a technicallity, it just is. And I disagree, with both the ship accelerating and the weight of the droids (meaning they have high momentum), that's a pretty significant magnetic force to generate. Not to mention we don't even know if the hull of the ships are magnetic.

    • @evilsWa
      @evilsWa 5 лет назад

      @@PieMan061 that's cuz it isn't sci-fi it's science fantasy. "Ignoring the science" would mean that ANY of this is based on "our" science" and it clearly isn't, what with the using the force, the lazer swords etc.

  • @michafett5188
    @michafett5188 4 года назад +42

    Why does evrey one hate jar jar?! His actor frikin almost killed himself

    • @PhilipEos
      @PhilipEos 4 года назад +42

      I don't think its the actors fault, hes being paid to be a bad character. Hating on the actor for this is fucking dumb and you're and asshole

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 4 года назад +3

      They haven't heard of Darth jar-jar

    • @sgreen4865
      @sgreen4865 4 года назад +7

      The actor who played Anakin went crazy got arrested and sent to a nut house

    • @michafett5188
      @michafett5188 4 года назад

      @@sgreen4865 😳

    • @icecold9511
      @icecold9511 4 года назад

      @@sgreen4865
      The little boy actor, or the psychopath the ever wise masters failed to spank enough.

  • @XxTheCupidKidxX
    @XxTheCupidKidxX 5 лет назад +208

    “He also thinks dead Jedi need further destruction”
    I literally JUST watched a video where you sinned someone not shooting their victim again to make sure they’re dead. Look man I love these videos but your sinning is inconsistent.

    • @techgamer6875
      @techgamer6875 5 лет назад +10

      He was talking about not opening the door

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 4 года назад +11

      They weren't being asked too check if they were dead. They were seemingly being asked to shoot their inert bodies. Stupid line anyways.

    • @InnerOutrider
      @InnerOutrider 4 года назад +2

      They wanted to make sure any other Jedi involved in the attack were dead as well. They thought Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were dead anyway.

    • @icecold9511
      @icecold9511 4 года назад +1

      @@InnerOutrider
      You're reaching there.

    • @kieranarmstrongproductions4743
      @kieranarmstrongproductions4743 4 года назад +4

      None of these arguments against this comment excuse the inconsistent sinning of this channel. Truth is if they had gone in to shoot the bodies and confirm the deaths, this would still stabd

  • @lordminatron
    @lordminatron 4 года назад +49

    Jar Jar Binks: exist
    CinemaSins: +100 Sins
    Me: More !

  • @HamsterK37
    @HamsterK37 4 года назад +63

    7:40 "Sitting ducks" Ducks exist in Star Wars?

    • @Trainmaster909
      @Trainmaster909 4 года назад +8

      space ducks bro

    • @crawl9828
      @crawl9828 4 года назад +8

      how dare you forget Howard the Duck, we still dont know where his planet was! lol

    • @HamsterK37
      @HamsterK37 4 года назад +1

      @@crawl9828 touche! I completely forgot! The Collector knows though! Lol

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 года назад

      @@crawl9828 I know you're joking but the planet he's from is called Duck World 🌎. 🤣

    • @DavidEllis94
      @DavidEllis94 3 года назад +1

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 Yes, and *where* is Duck World? That's right. You don't know 😛

  • @ianmcdaniel1448
    @ianmcdaniel1448 5 лет назад +62

    I actually do feel the need to point out that pod races are stated in several sources to fly at speeds in excess of 600 mph. Normal human reflexes are definitely not fast enough for that.

    • @pinkpools
      @pinkpools 5 лет назад +19

      something something midichlorians

    • @alexiamakay
      @alexiamakay 5 лет назад +3

      Thought that was why they said he was the only human to do it?

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 лет назад

      Ian McDaniel That's exactly my reaction to the "Speeder Bikes" in "Return of the Jedi." But that's Lucas at his finest: Science-fiction without the science.

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 5 лет назад

      So would all force sensitive humans be able to do pod racing? I think it's a common Star Wars problem, EVERYONE's surprised the Force is a thing... but HERE it's actual Jedi who are dumbfounded. "OMG, he's a human boy but he's doing something that we can do too. What does it mean?" It means Lucas can't plot to save his own life?
      You know, the movie would have been improved if one of the Jedi did the pod racing and Anakin just watched them race his pod. Or if they just out and out cheated. Or if during the race, they went and stole the part.
      Ooh, I like that last one. Lucas could have had Obi-wan do that on his own while Quigon wastes his time being "honorable".... cheating at dice.
      There are certain flaws with this movie... franchise. This movie franchise.

    • @evilsWa
      @evilsWa 5 лет назад

      @Carlo Mejia 10:20 when he talks about how the relationships between all the characters is forced together. I suppose you could probably watch the rest of the video on your own and find the rest. Like when he calls out Sebulba for fucking with Anakin's pod RIGHT IN FRONT of everyone in the arena. Guess you didn't "remember" that one.

  • @maux7767
    @maux7767 5 лет назад +18

    "Why doesn't he just do this to the whole droid army?"
    Look man, you only get so many Magic Missiles a day, it's not a Jedi Cantrip.

  • @landonswift4246
    @landonswift4246 4 года назад +35

    2019 nears it’s end and there have been no digital lizards

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 4 года назад

      Landon Swift well by then Lucas had sold it but if he hadn’t...

  • @cobly6873
    @cobly6873 5 лет назад +30

    7:41 Also, ducks are somehow in the Star Wars Universe.

    • @tehShikari
      @tehShikari 4 года назад +1

      ET is as well ;)

    • @ivorbiggun710
      @ivorbiggun710 4 года назад +2

      Why not? Humans are and that's just as unlikely.

  • @stormslice3308
    @stormslice3308 5 лет назад +22

    Surprised you didn't mention the silver painted air scoop game catcher Anakan had hanging on the wall he "used" to help build C-3PO

  • @lauraafjs
    @lauraafjs 4 года назад +74

    But i love Jar Jar. Also i adore the fan theory that he is the villain 😂

    • @JoeMama-vj8es
      @JoeMama-vj8es 4 года назад +1

      You must be Sith!!

    • @franciscoocanas719
      @franciscoocanas719 4 года назад +2

      Darth jar jar

    • @danielolsen9034
      @danielolsen9034 4 года назад +1

      I love Jar Jar also 💪💪💪🍻🍻🍻

    • @madouc5754
      @madouc5754 4 года назад +2

      poop humour? really?

    • @ThePaulKM
      @ThePaulKM 3 года назад

      But why though?
      Are you 12?
      I can't think of a single redeemable characteristic for this character.

  • @FreedomAnderson
    @FreedomAnderson 5 лет назад +19

    Another issue with Obi-Wan's hair is that the braid switches sides throughout the movie.

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 лет назад +4

      Jesus....does it? I've never noticed...

    • @FreedomAnderson
      @FreedomAnderson 5 лет назад

      Yes, it happens multiple times.

    • @valueofnothing2487
      @valueofnothing2487 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe he likes to switch.

    • @calebsawyer0719
      @calebsawyer0719 2 года назад +1

      @@FreedomAnderson Have you also noticed in TPM, and AoTC that
      his LIGHTSABER also happens to switch sides on his utility belt? It's
      no joke.

  • @LEE-337
    @LEE-337 5 лет назад +193

    *A re-upload huh? You must be busy working hard on that "Everything Wrong With Shawshank Redemption" video that I keep clamoring for.*
    *ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!*

    • @half-lifescientist1991
      @half-lifescientist1991 5 лет назад +5

      Lee "Arms reaching to the sky cliche"
      There, hope you're happy

    • @LEE-337
      @LEE-337 5 лет назад

      Half-Life Scientist nice lol

    • @philbell5564
      @philbell5564 5 лет назад +9

      "Innocent man convicted of a crime he didn't commit cliché"
      *Scene with Rita Hayworth* "Scene does not contain a lapdance"

    • @karnagekorner357
      @karnagekorner357 5 лет назад +1

      Lee nothings wrong with Shawshank lol

    • @karnagekorner357
      @karnagekorner357 5 лет назад

      James D can’t ague with the manhole sized hole thing. But their are plenty of drain pipes without grates especially in the south lol. As for the rest 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @fernandobanda5734
    @fernandobanda5734 4 года назад +31

    4:53 Just noticed they said "clone army".

    • @nateestes6627
      @nateestes6627 4 года назад +2

      He even wrote it in the subtitles. Not sure why this isn't mentioned more lol

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 года назад

      No he means that a bunch of embryos came down and attacked people

  • @Moola868
    @Moola868 5 лет назад +19

    5:03 It's not because he suddenly knows everything about their culture, he did the Jedi mind tricks hand wave thing so what he said likely isn't even true.

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад

      Also JAR JAR Tells Him
      Word For Word
      "Demanded By the Gods It is"
      Plus The Mind Trick

  • @spirz4557
    @spirz4557 5 лет назад +153

    This comment section is a mess. Prequels haters vs prequels lovers. You've been warned.

    • @jonsnowman2091
      @jonsnowman2091 5 лет назад +20

      a messy comment section under a star wars video? thats impossible

    • @mateuszmarciniak2828
      @mateuszmarciniak2828 5 лет назад +10

      I have a bad feeling about this...

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 лет назад

      @@mateuszmarciniak2828 Don't worry. No feelings were harmed during the making of this video.

    • @joshuhwhat
      @joshuhwhat 5 лет назад +4

      Spirz some of us are jar jar lovers, you’ve been warned

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 лет назад

      @KFarming1995 Absolutely goddamn right.

  • @Fulcrum1313
    @Fulcrum1313 4 года назад +21

    “Amazing, every word of what you just said... was wrong.”

  • @jgtmtg
    @jgtmtg 5 лет назад +63

    Ay does anyone else use the re-releases as an excuse to just re-watch the episode?

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +3

      I think Cinema sins does for the sake of profit yeah

    • @teri923
      @teri923 5 лет назад

      He probobly deletes them himself just to do this and get views...he says they get claimedby the studio

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 5 лет назад

      That's exactly what he's doing. I know this for a fact because I had rewatched the original upload of this video the day before it was reuploaded. There was never a point where it was "no longer viewable." And don't say it was taken down later that day and he immediately reuploaded it the next day. He's reuploading these on a set schedule. "We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months."

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 5 лет назад

      @@CptObvious You'll notice the intro music no longer plays, almost like it was a breach of copyright or something.

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 5 лет назад

      If the reuploads happened whenever a video got taken down, I'd believe you, but they're scheduled. They're posted every Saturday, as the comment from CinemaSins says. I find it very hard to believe that the original video survived being on RUclips for almost 4 years, then just happened to get taken down the day before a reupload was due. Not just the day before, but sometime late in that day, as I had watched it that same day.
      The intro music being removed proves nothing. The intro music would be the most likely thing in the video to trigger a copyright strike, and the video doesn't really lose anything by removing it. It's entirely possible that CinemaSins chose to remove the intro music just to support the story that the original video was taken down due to copyright.
      Oh, and guess what? The original video was never even taken down. It was made private. I looked on the CinemaSins reddit, found the post for the original upload of this video, and clicked on the link (ruclips.net/video/XeXDrvPB5rI/видео.html). If a video is taken down due to copyright, it is not made private. It either says that it's no longer available, or that it's blocked due to a copyright claim by .

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 лет назад +75

    This video was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @jaycewav
    @jaycewav 4 года назад +8

    Hearing Jeremy say “yousa in big doodoo dis time” *ding* will never not be absolutely hilarious

  • @internetcrip6391
    @internetcrip6391 5 лет назад +119

    Coulda been good. But it wasn't. Too little Darth Maul too much Jar Jar

    • @simonrooijakkers850
      @simonrooijakkers850 5 лет назад +10

      @Carlo Mejia well there is this video called everything wrong with the phantom menace, that talks about it

    • @okagron
      @okagron 5 лет назад

      @Carlo Mejia The story is terrible, the characters are terrible (including Liam Neeson's character and Obi- Wan), the dialogue is terrible, the acting is terrible, the CGI is terrible, everything is terrible.

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +2

      @@okagron the phantom menace had more practical effects than the entire OT
      as for the acting characters and dialogue you are gravely misinformed

    • @03056932
      @03056932 4 года назад

      @@okagron the CGI is superb for its time. it holds up today

  • @keatonrenick1848
    @keatonrenick1848 5 лет назад +20

    We know why you really re uploaded this “I’m guessing in 2019, George lucas will want to add some more lizards to this shot” You’re waiting for him to add more lizards this year!

  • @olivenicko2698
    @olivenicko2698 4 года назад +19

    9:02 Ice Age. Remove your sin

  • @kennybrus4472
    @kennybrus4472 5 лет назад +11

    Cinemasins: the clone army landed on the other side of the planet.
    Me: Clone?

  • @Midaspl
    @Midaspl 5 лет назад +9

    The part with the droids on ship is totally fine. There's no air drag in the space, so there's nothing to push them off, so if they can ride on the surface with very little of some magnetic force or something to keep them on the ship while flying. There could even be no magnetic force, just pilots avoiding steering away from the droids.

  • @farzanmunshi8054
    @farzanmunshi8054 4 года назад +12

    The piolet: The shield generator is hit
    Qui-gon: What the F**k why is the shield generator out side the shield??? Who the hell designed this ship???

  • @Slimee44
    @Slimee44 5 лет назад +10

    RedLetterMedia has the definitive Phantom Menace "everything wrong with" haha

    • @anomalyinc3239
      @anomalyinc3239 5 лет назад +1

      and it sucked
      i watched it post last jedi

  • @topperharley1536
    @topperharley1536 4 года назад +17

    On the German Version the Guy's from the Trade Federation have a French Akzent

  • @ThreeWrightKids
    @ThreeWrightKids 5 лет назад +40

    Compared to the Last Jedi, the phantom menace is an absolute masterpiece.

    • @johnashley327
      @johnashley327 5 лет назад +6

      I don't know. This movie is so boring until the end.

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 5 лет назад +7

      This is still a bad movie regardless of what it's compared to

    • @lioneljevon4638
      @lioneljevon4638 3 года назад +2

      Nope

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 года назад

      @@johns5638 I wouldn't say bad

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 2 года назад

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 this movie is more than bad. it's horrendous

  • @serinthia
    @serinthia 5 лет назад +5

    So few people ever seem to notice what Qui-gon is doing with his hand when he tells Boss Nass about the life debt. He doesn't need to know Gungan law, he's BSing his way through it.

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 лет назад +23

    4:53
    Excuse me
    But wasn’t it
    DROIDS
    This ain’t attack of the clones

  • @fatimagic1365
    @fatimagic1365 5 лет назад +5

    4:09 literally one of the only times cinema sins can manage to be legitimately funny is just when they're repeating george lucas' dialogue. i'd genuinely like to see this entire movie read in a a straight newscaster voice.

  • @nathancambefort8498
    @nathancambefort8498 5 лет назад +8

    5:33 "20,000 Jedi under the sea"
    Me: so there is 20,000 jedi UNDER the sea? What about on land? Theres gotta be millions!

    • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
      @Goldenboy-pe2ci 5 лет назад

      Why do you think so many jedi "escaped order 66" in basically every new and old spinoff star wars property?

  • @derekduffner6048
    @derekduffner6048 5 лет назад +355

    Let’s start a war in the comments
    Jar Jar has more character development then Rey does

    • @ravenmercer48
      @ravenmercer48 5 лет назад +86

      I mean....your not wrong?

    • @morgankingsley4992
      @morgankingsley4992 5 лет назад +56

      When you actually think about his character arc, it's actually not false. Which is the scary part

    • @anonymous7808
      @anonymous7808 5 лет назад +36

      The war is over you using “then” when you should have used “than”

    • @ravenmercer48
      @ravenmercer48 5 лет назад +5

      @@jhavier8039 well that's just neat!

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 5 лет назад +19

      Every movie that Rey is in combined has less character development that Jar Jar.

  • @candacerudolph6950
    @candacerudolph6950 2 года назад +3

    "Stab the movie screen with twizzlers!" Hahaha love it.

  • @camilapadilla8280
    @camilapadilla8280 5 лет назад +9

    3:30 So it's 2019, time to see the George Lucas vs Disney fight over adding the cool lizards to that shot!

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +301

    Whats wrong with episode 1?
    jar jar, enough said

    • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
      @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 лет назад +5

      Yep

    • @xam3580
      @xam3580 5 лет назад +12

      What's wrong with jar jar though

    • @zachtheantispamcop9753
      @zachtheantispamcop9753 5 лет назад +24

      Fuck you guys the actor almost killed himself because of the hate he was getting.

    • @RichardHunslet1963
      @RichardHunslet1963 5 лет назад +12

      Jar Jar is better than Rose and Holdo.

    • @beenjamming8505
      @beenjamming8505 5 лет назад +17

      @@zachtheantispamcop9753 hating a character and hating an actor are completely different things. The people who sent the *actor* hate are in the wrong, but the *character* shouldn't have been in the movie in my opinion.

  • @josiahsawyer980
    @josiahsawyer980 4 года назад +66

    Was it just me or were there way too many sins added for no reason?

    • @joebuck4957
      @joebuck4957 4 года назад +2

      Meh

    • @douglasdumont3821
      @douglasdumont3821 4 года назад +5

      Honestly a movie this bad deserves more. I didn’t even really count the joke sins he added for holograms

    • @anonymouspotato1082
      @anonymouspotato1082 4 года назад +1

      I honestly couldn’t care about these movies enough to defend them. I’m honestly more surprised that this is the movie where he took any sins off.

    • @derycktoney1565
      @derycktoney1565 4 года назад

      Your right

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 4 года назад +5

      He does that a lot honestly

  • @MWBalls
    @MWBalls 5 лет назад +7

    You know the most amazing thing about the prequals. The music.
    The music is able to set the tone of a scene and tell you what you should be feeling despite the script, acting, story, and overused cgi utterly failing to do so.

  • @tnowak
    @tnowak 5 лет назад +28

    Yawn... Palpatine mindspermfucked Anakin’s mother... canon, canon... confirmed 100%

    • @MinscS2
      @MinscS2 5 лет назад +2

      Darth Plagueis*, not Palpatine. But yeah...

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 5 лет назад +4

      Anakin's father was a filthy junk trader. Sold him off for drinking money. He's dead in a pauper's grave in the Tatooine desert. He came from nothing. He's nothing

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 5 лет назад +2

      Wait, he became Vader. I was thinking of some other Anakin. Nooooooo!

    • @tnowak
      @tnowak 5 лет назад +1

      @@MinscS2 Palpatine is kinda... more handsome... so it doesn't make Shmii a meth / crack junkie...

    • @candidbayproductions
      @candidbayproductions 5 лет назад +1

      Second Enigma pointing out that his mother was a slave and likely trying to save face. Also, Amidala and Jar Jar were involved.

  • @noname-jt6kl
    @noname-jt6kl 2 года назад +4

    I honestly like this episode, and fins jar Jar hilarious. He's low-key my favourite character.

  • @michaelperez-cea3401
    @michaelperez-cea3401 4 года назад +3

    I really cracked up at the part about the halograms and darth maul stepping in lmfaooo 8:07

  • @mitchell4745
    @mitchell4745 2 года назад +3

    Literally every single sin can be argued against. old guy mad 😂🥱

    • @andymiller6661
      @andymiller6661 2 года назад

      Mad about what?
      Where in the movies are the sins explained?

  • @omaralfar1666
    @omaralfar1666 3 года назад +2

    0:48 “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a terrific accent

  • @nossirathgraham1662
    @nossirathgraham1662 5 лет назад +4

    Minute 3:43 ... Jar Jar: Exists ... Cinemasins +100 sins, because why tf not?

  • @whatsrandom6487
    @whatsrandom6487 5 лет назад +4

    11:12 no, he actually eats the apple. You can hear a gulp noise from him, it just wasn’t shown him physically eating it.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Год назад +2

    As it's now obvious that Jar Jar is a sith lord, all of his sins should be removed.

  • @bornabosnjak810
    @bornabosnjak810 5 лет назад +41

    Should have only one sin. Not enough screen time for Jar Jar

  • @bohonchatt
    @bohonchatt 5 лет назад +35

    Somesa peoples think zis films is goods
    But not us
    NOT US

    • @DR3ADER1
      @DR3ADER1 5 лет назад +4

      @Thor Odinson HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH! LOL FUCK NO!

    • @DR3ADER1
      @DR3ADER1 5 лет назад

      @@ndy8463 There's always KOTOR (the only good thing that came out of the Prequel era story-wise). And I remember an interview many years ago when Lucas excused his bad writing skills by recommending that children make their own stories using merchandise(toys primarily).
      I, of course don't accept excuses for bad writing. However, making shit up in glorified fanfictions is a lot better than having to stomach any of the Prequel's plots.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 5 лет назад +1

      Not us, what ever it takes

  • @winkymick
    @winkymick 4 года назад +5

    Cinema sin: makes a 2 part everything wrong with
    Me: oh this is going to be bad

    • @peepeepoo7676
      @peepeepoo7676 4 года назад

      reddemon96785YT This is where the fun begins

  • @stephenjames2159
    @stephenjames2159 5 лет назад +7

    6:23 those troops aren't attacking they're just marching into an already conquered city the real sin in this scene is the fact that they are all in a close formation rather than spacing out the carriers with a 50 meter gap between each vehicle to reduce damage from surprise attacks like any rational military. Also you should never have a convoy that large enter an area all at once it's just asking for things to go wrong.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад

      It’s implied it mostly happened off-screen. Don’t need to see every little bit of it

  • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
    @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 5 лет назад +7

    An old friend told me this was a good movie. We are no longer friends.

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 5 лет назад

      @Thor Odinson No, actually, it's not good. You might think it is, bc you have Star Wars fever, which blocks your actual vision and hearing, making you believe a total shit movie is good.

    • @MasterDK913
      @MasterDK913 5 лет назад

      If you ended a friendship over a movie, you're a terrible friend

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 5 лет назад +1

      Does nobody get jokes anymore? Fuck, this world has gotten way to serious. Ppl need to lighten up.

  • @feliciaalmen8665
    @feliciaalmen8665 3 года назад +8

    5:07 I mean Jar-jar literally explained this when they first met soooo.

    • @Rizwaan122
      @Rizwaan122 2 года назад +1

      Gotta hate on the prequels though.... these star wars purists annoy me

  • @jhalkoski
    @jhalkoski 5 лет назад +8

    ironically re uploaded in 2019, mentioned in video george lucas adding more lizards in 2019

  • @shockblaster1201
    @shockblaster1201 5 лет назад +5

    4:52
    Clone army instead of Droid army
    +100000 sins for Cinema Sins

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 года назад

      Shockblaster. Give this man a cigar

  • @jayplexy5983
    @jayplexy5983 5 лет назад +7

    7:36 I don't think this guy knows how physics work...

    • @6thwilbury2331
      @6thwilbury2331 4 года назад +1

      It is a LITTLE odd, though. If the ship is accelerating (which it might be unless we think the pilots are not burning the engines during an escape), you'd think the droids would just go flying off. And if the ship is NOT accelerating, the droids would just be weightless, which means we wouldn't see R2D2 rolling down an incline as shown.
      No, I've always chalked it up to some sort of magnetic force or something. It keeps their feet/wheels bound to the surface regardless of the craft's acceleration.
      Of course, this doesn't explain the fact that each ship, planet, moon and Death Star each somehow has a pull of gravity precisely like Earth's.

    • @johnjohnson-wg7jv
      @johnjohnson-wg7jv 4 года назад

      Physics and Star Wars don't really mix.

  • @giancarlorodriguez7818
    @giancarlorodriguez7818 5 лет назад +18

    Views to like ratio
    "I sense a disturbance in the force"

  • @pegasusslr
    @pegasusslr 5 лет назад +11

    My god this is going to hurt

  • @ProdSketch
    @ProdSketch 4 года назад +25

    no one gonna talk about the fact that he sinned qui gon for “knowing gungan law” when he clearly waves his hand and mind tricked him? he wasn’t even pretending to “know the law”

    • @lucasfisher5066
      @lucasfisher5066 4 года назад +6

      sketch yeah and Jar Jar (earlier in the movie when Qui Gon first saved him) literally says “yousa saved me, mesa forever your servant” or sumthin like that.

    • @kieranarmstrongproductions4743
      @kieranarmstrongproductions4743 4 года назад +1

      Archimedes D exactly. Dude doesn’t know shit about padawan, apprentice, knight, and master ranks within the Jedi. The force isn’t all or nothing, which he should know since he’s making money off shitting on these films

  • @barnabywilde374
    @barnabywilde374 3 года назад +3

    the very first Star Wars movie released in 1977 was charming, simple, and fun and had lots of good action.
    this one is a complicated chore with no lovable characters and loses audience interest within 10 minutes.
    As soon as this franchise began taking itself so seriously, the fun was over.
    it's as if Spongebob cartoons switched over to analyzing MacNeil/Lehrer topics.

  • @MythicalPhoebe
    @MythicalPhoebe 5 лет назад +5

    i mean, if you know anything about physics in space you know that motion is all relative. of course droids can sit on the outside surface of a spaceship while it's moving.

  • @Sprite_thefilmnerd
    @Sprite_thefilmnerd 4 года назад +1

    You know a movies bad when it needs more than one cinemasins video

  • @user-nv7yh7oh5s
    @user-nv7yh7oh5s 4 года назад +4

    It sure says something when only the prequels have part 2s on sins

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад

      I know lol the sequel trilogy movies could each get 2 parts...actually considering half the sins in these videos are jokes, I’d almost say they could each get 3 parts 😂