@ 3:35 - Han survived because he built a shelter from...something. He said, "...but it will keep you warm...til I get the shelter built." You actually see him starting to build the shelter afterwards.
The tauntaun cavity is probably the size of a moose's, which can shelter a man. If Luke is mostly inside, and Han uses the carcass as a wind lock, fortifies with snow, huddles close to Luke, survival isn't just possible but probable. Also, it doesn't look to be colder than ten below.
+daniel delgado LOL there is a lot not to like about the old Jedi Order but I half think that's the point of the prequels. That the old guard is too stuck in their ways (minus Qui Gonn) to see they are being manipulated until it's too late.
+daniel delgado That line is kind of a Zen thing. The point is that Luke shouldn't get caught up focusing on the *process*, but should instead focus his will on the *outcome*. He should simply do his best, and whether it works or not, he'll learn something from the effort. But because Yoda is a cryptic motherf*cker, he can't actually be bothered to explain this high-level philosophy. DING!
Why does everything people say have to have an extremely deep meaning and be 100% true? Just because Obi Wan said that does not mean that it is true lol
+daniel delgado The phrase "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is, actually, dealing in absolute. By that logic, Obi Wan is a Sith. I don't like that phrase much because of that, and I usually disregard it.
+daniel delgado He did. Then there is the question of wether the statement "Only Sith deals in absolutes" isn't itself an absolute... which would mean that either Obi Wan really isn't as bright as people would like to believe, or Yoda and Obi Wan are themselves... Sith! :O
I can't believe you forgot the one major flaw in the movie that's actually kind of grating; the fact that everyone treats Lando like a selfish coward for selling out his friends, when he *had a city to protect.* By choosing the millions of innocents he was charged with protecting over his old friend, Lando proved if anything that he *wasn't* the scum crook he used to be, and that he truly has grown into his position as leader of Cloud City.
Michael Gallagher well, kinda, expect not at all, considering basic mathematics... taking in the risk of some dead humans for saving mqny more... its basically compareable but more as the reverse reaction to critics...
As seen in a prequel, Yoda trained younglings (later when they became a padawan, they would follow around 1 jedi mentor). So Yoda may have trained Obi-Wan before Qui Gon became Obi-Wan's mentor.
@@45akaColt He did, and Yoda was concerned over his anger issues (especially when sparring with bully students) Obi Wan actually aged out of the program, and was sent away. If his transport hadn't been raided by space pirates (that Qui Gonn happened to be on after declining Obi Wan as a padawan the day before) and Obi Wan hadn't saved Qui Gonn and others in a slave mining colony from death, he never would have been a Jedi. Qui Gonns previous student that he was close to crossed to the bleak blackness, and Qui Gonn was already a longer rogue type. Of course, this is just old canon now, but. To me, that's what is truth. Luke and Mara Jade, Witches of Dathomir and Han kidnapping Leia, Thrawn, etc. Way better than this shit we got. Han turns dumb and senile, let's his emo son kill him. Leia blows off Chewie for Mary Sue. Luke turns his back on everyone when needed most over the guilt of something he never would have done, polar opposite of all his development through the OT letting the galaxy get retaken by the bad guys even though he could have prevented it easily. Anny way. Enuff of that
10:13 If Luke hadn't brought his weapons in there, Vader would also have been unarmed. Think about it. Luke: What's in there? Yoda: Only what you take with you. Luke brings fear into the cave. Darth Vader, the one he fears, is in the cave. Luke takes his lightsaber into the cave. Vader has his own lightsaber. Luke ignites his lightsaber. Vader ignites his own lightsaber. So what Yoda said was true, from the correct point of view.
@@Tayl0NP Lucas didn't create the movie on his own, he had a highly skilled team of writers and scene managers, critiquing and changing and improving everything, unlike in the prequels, when Lucas did have full control, and nobody really argued with him.
Joseph Gabriele Luke’s too OOC (he believes Darth Vader is a good person even though he committed mass genocide but tries to kill his nephew over a dream)
1. Han erected the tent to survive the night. 2. Luke got by the blockade because the Imperial Fleet wasn't going to waste time with a single fighter. 3. The evil spot is where a Dark Jedi died and his influence create the dark spot.
***** According to the book, Yoda tracked down and killed a dark Jedi there. He hid there because he knew that the presence of the Dark Force there would hide him from Vader.
+Brian Stuart 4. The Imperial Troops arrived at the Cloud City before Han and company because the Millenium Falcon was damaged...I don't think it even had it's hyperdrive...which actually should have been a sin, because without its hyperdrive, how could it possibly move between star systems to get to the Cloud City in the first place?
because many Obi Wan and Yoda could've told Luke that themselves, terribel writting and execution. now i know what prequel haters mean about George Lucas's skills in making movies.
I mean, two years later and years after the original film... but come on. I am your father is definitely a sin off. We’ve been desensitized to it since then, but that was huge at the time!
@Anonymous Anonymous - actually the emphasis is on 'I' not 'am' so it should be *'I!.. am your father'* I would have used a slanty 'I' rather than the imperitive but I don't know how to do that here... accent on the 'I' not 'am'... duh.
@@dernvader6876 I'm quite sure. I just ran across it while flipping around. I'd certainly never turn off some crap cable channel to actually "watch" a good movie.
I wonder how big surprise was that for the audience, back in the day, when Darth Vader revealed he is Luke's father. That surprise would never happening in today because every spoiler is revealed right after movie's premiere.
It was awesome....the entire theater gasped....and all anyone was talking about after the movie was it the truth or was Vader lying. In ANH the first time I saw it...the entire audience stood up and cheered when the Death Star blew up. Those movies were great than and still great now.
People allow themselves to get hypnotised, emotionally kidnapped by a fluffy piece of fiction, let their entire culture be manipulated by what's nothing more than a huge money machine; and when anyone talks about the negative influence cinema has over people, there's always someone to say "relax, it's *just* a movie!". It's funny how people will switch between completely contradictory stances depending on what's convenient to them at the moment.
Fernie Canto Wait, you mean to tell me that entertainment, which is used to elicit emotional response and is a sign of sophisticated culture, elicits emotional response and influences culture? I never would have guessed. By using the words "kidnap" and "manipulate," you make cinema seem like some attempt at brainwashing. In reality, whether you like it or not, cinema and entertainment in general is an important and positive aspect of culture. Just because something has an agenda, which is almost always the case in entertainment, does not make it emotional kidnapping or manipulation. Being a tool for profit does not make something bad. Were I to make a movie, I would want people to be attached to it and for it to have an influence on culture, because that is a movie's main purpose, along with profit. If anyone made a movie for profit and nothing else, then it would not be as good as another movie that was made for both profit and enjoyment.
Link Dolphin "Wait, you mean to tell me that entertainment, which is used to elicit emotional response and is a sign of sophisticated culture, elicits emotional response and influences culture? I never would have guessed." My point is that, whenever someone says exactly that which you said, there'll always be someone to reply "it's just a *movie*", trying to negate any of that response or influence, because that's really fucking convenient. With just those four words, one can reduce the entire industry into complete meaninglessness, which is, of course, bullshit. "By using the words "kidnap" and "manipulate," you make cinema seem like some attempt at brainwashing. In reality, whether you like it or not, cinema and entertainment in general is an important and positive aspect of culture." Well, look at Battleship Potemkin. Entertaining *and* propagandist! (thank goodness that Godwin's law does not apply to the soviets) "If anyone made a movie for profit and nothing else, then it would not be as good as another movie that was made for both profit and enjoyment." Try telling that to Michael Bay, then. Or better yet: to the people who insist in financing his movies. Anyway, my point was mostly about the contradictory opinions people will give in different circumstances. Movies are either the most powerful and most influential force in the universe, or they're "just a movie", depending on what you're trying to defend at the time. Movies *can* be good, but with the massive influence they have, they can be terrible. They can perpetuate myths and irrational fears, just because they handle the "shock and awe" thing much better than factual truth. They can distort history and bury reality under make-believe fluff. Hell, even TV has a power big enough so that a U.S. justice can use Jack Bauer as an actual example that torture is a good interrogation tool. Now *that's* fucking magical.
A little explanation for sin 18: the Jedi are taught to sever limbs rather than kill. It's a stole of fighting. Of course, I guess it's still a sin, because the movies never tell us that.
+mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen We learn that Yoda spent quite some time teaching Obi Wan too in the prequels. Actually one of the first line uttered by Obi Wan in The Phantom Menace is "But Master Yoda taught me to be mindful of the future". So yeah, he was teached by both. No need to bash the prequels more than necessary.
Well in Episode I Obiwan brings up Yoda teaching him and then in Episode II you see Yoda teaching younglings with the floaty lazer shooting balls basically confirming Yoda teaches younglings in the beginning of their path of becoming a jedi
whaaat? "I am your father" is the most memorable movie quote in history and you don't take a sin away for that? well' im gonna give you a sin for that!
also "only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute. that line means nothing, it's just another nonesense line told by the preachy and overconfident jedi, which led to their eventual downfall.
Finn is force sensitive, as the lightsaber use proves. Although he didn't beat Kylo, supposedly a very strong force user, he still gave kylo signifigant injury. One explanation: Finn has the force.
Kylo was toying with with Finn the entire time and simply got over-confident. As soon as Finn landed a lucky shot on Kylo he instantly disarmed him and pwned him.
Also, severely injured. I don't know what thumping his blaster chest would would accomplish, perhaps making it hurt some more so he wouldn't faint from pain? The only acceptable thing is no blood loss, as the blaster blast bould bave bauterized bhe bound.
The line when Luke arrives at the "arena" and Darth Vader says, "the force is with you, young Skywalker....but you are not a Jedi yet" would remove every sin in this video.
@Austin King fuck off you stupid little brat the Phantom Menace was shit in what way does it beat this masterpiece? It's like comparing Batman and Robin to The Dark Knight, loser
I think he should add a sin for the emphasis being on the wrong word in that sentence. It is I.... am you're father. It should be I ..AM.. Your father.
0:24 Jeremy... Not only was the Battle of Hoth itself a victory for the Empire... But literally the entire movie was the heroes getting their asses handed to them by the bad guys and the Empire winning in the end.
Eh, i wouldn't say the entire movie. the Empire sure fumbled a great deal of it. really apart from Rebel's self-inflicted wounds (cough hyperdrive cough) the Empire only kicked their ass on Hoth and after Lando handed them over on Bespin (after Boba did all the dirty work tracking them down). That said that is a lot of ass kicking.
@@scottb3034ok but getting their asses kicked on hoth and bespin literally constitutes 2/3s of the movie lmao. And don't forget that Vader wiped the floor with Luke during the climax of the movie too
@@coletonpallatto more like half the movie. The asteroid chase and Dagobah were the majority of the movie. Also I did concede there was a lot of butt kicking, just not the entire movie of it as OP said.
@@scottb3034 well if you wanna be technical, Luke was getting his ass kicked by Yoda on dagobah as well. And Han got outplayed by the empire during the asteroid chase considering boba was able to follow him to Bespin. The whole movie was constructed around how the heroes were competent but the empire was always 1 step ahead. And nah the asteroids and dagobah were not the majority of the movie
If memory is correct, Dooku stabbed, (not through and through, but still, stabbed), Kenobi twice in Attack of the clones. Before that, Maul stabbed Kwi-Gon,( fatality), through the stomach... Lightsaber have heating/burning effect in the prequels, rather than the more clean cuts and open flesh of the iv, v and vi, but the motions used where stabbing/poking attacks, not swiping or hacking, (in those cases, at least).
Really? No Sins off for the "I am your Father" scene? Aka one of the greatest plot twists in Cinema history? C'mon Cinema Sins, get your shit together!
Yeah but to be fair there are some reasons to dislike the twist as well: 1. Everyone knows it at this point 2. If you pay close attention to details it’s easy to guess 3. Just because it’s iconic doesn’t mean it’s good
@@trevorerickson5205 The hell are you talking about man? How would anyone know who's watching it for the first time in the early 80's? There really wasn't much to hint that it would be the case. And what's not good about it? What other movies had such an epic twist? Yeah, it was pretty damn iconic for the time, we simply take it for granted now since it happens to be such an iconic scene. How many more scenes in cinema history can you truly say are more iconic than it? Not many I presume.
skins4thewin First of all Vader actually means father in another language. Second of all shouldn’t it be someone’s opinion on wether they like the twist or not? Or are you gonna sit here and tell that person otherwise because there own personal opinion is wrong?
@@trevorerickson5205 Well sure, believe what you want. I think it's safe to assume that the vast majority of ppl would disagree with you. You are certainly in the extremely small minority here. It has already been heralded as many as one of the best plot twists in movie history. And I also think it's safe to assume that most ppl would not be aware that Vader means father in another language, if it is even true.
skins4thewin Oh yeah keep it mind not once in this whole conversation I said I disliked the twist. In fact I love the twist. So stop putting words in my mouth. Just expect defeat and move on dude.
Lol for real, what a moronic sin... “what’s with these movies and chopping arms and hands off?” Ummm.... well... they aren’t just swords, they’re friggin to plasma swords that cut through pretty much anything like butter, so it cuts through flesh like it’s just more air... so yeah.... when fighting with those super swords.... I’d say the most common thing to happen is gonna be hands/arms/limbs being chopped off... lol such a dumb question. Like asking what’s with a WW2 movie and all the gunshot wounds?
Harrison ford didnt want to come back for the third movie. He was supposed to die with the carbonite and billy dee williams was going to take over for him
@@sag6445 UGHHHHHHH “bad writing” this “bad writing” that 😒 I hear it all the fucking time and there’s never any explanation as to WHY it’s, somehow, bad
Nick94956 He didn't say that he didn't remember R2 or 3PO specifically, he said he didn't remember owning a droid, which makes sense, because he never did, so I doubt he forgot that Padme had Leia.
I, too, love the “Then I’ll see you in hell” line from Solo, but it makes me wonder what hell is like in the Star Wars Universe. A bunch of dead sith? Dooku trugging around without hands? Would Grievous still have a cough? Fun to ponder, ennit
Han didn't get into the shelter - ähm, animal like creature dead body being disgusting like... And this isn't even a shelter: This animal is dead! It's gettimg cold. Soon. It's in a snow storm.
so it keeping him alive before it eats him actually makes sense. its below freezing on this planet. if it killed him, he would freeze and become harder to eat.
+drost47 A coyote in my neighborhood grabbed my neighbor's little lapdog thing. It was about the size of a chihuahua. They heard whining in the woods out behind their house, so they investigated it and found that the coyote had buried their little dog halfway into the ground, leaving it alive, presumably to eat later.
kevin niang Still much smaller of a jump than the one people who don't speak Dutch had. I have no idea what their reaction was, so I was just speculating.
"Cool shit for sure but how does a creature this giant survive on an asteroid with little-to-no food available?" Why, by dialing out for Chinese, obviously... ;)
I guess it eats Mynocks? Might I add this things digestive tract is terrible. Shouldn't their be stomach acid desolving things or if their not in its stomach then why no swallowing?
@@tommyscott8511 or, and this might sound crazy, all speech is just Aurebesh or galactic basic converted to english, and hell is just the english equivalent of whatever they have out there Or it's a saying and ain't nobody got time for making up new ones that are still recognizable by the general audience
Both of those are totally valid, and "I'll see you in Toregsh" or whatever bollocks George Lucas would invent doesn't hit the same way. I just noticed it the other day, and thought I'd bring it to the nitpickiest channel ever
MadHatterx Thats not a twist. A twist is something the audience doesn’t expect. Literally everyone knew what was gonna happen in episode 3. That was the entire point of the prequels.
@@robbskywalker64 not if you watch the Prequels first. like watching The Hobbit before you watch LoTR, like you know Bilbo survives when his life is in danger when meeting Smaug. or if you know Rey is a palpatine before you watch Ep 7,8 and 9. Anakin is stated to be the Chosen One to destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
Jesus Crhist Jeremy the evil domain is there because a powerful Sith died in that cave, leaving a permanent dark side presence. Yoda chose to live there because his light side aura and that dark side one would cancel each other out, therefore rendering him undetectable by the empire and avoiding the purge. God didn't you read the books?
+Babalooza No, why should he have? If it was really an important piece of information, the movie itself should've found a way to deliver it. One shouldn't have to rely on books to enjoy a movie. Especially a book that was written after the fucking movie!!
+Babalooza Even still, it's irrelevant from a Force standpoint. From the perspective of what the movies told us, Yoda lived there because he figured no one would ever find him there.
+Zoran Mudronja I don't know about "Explaining away". Most of the Star Wars novels and comics that made up the expanded universe are based on the entire star wars canon that George Lucas had put to paper before the first film was even made. He created the entire history of the star wars universe before the movies not after them. He even thought that he would make a total of 9 episodes but only ended up making 6 himself before he got tired of it. The problem with most films is that it can't explain things the way books can. Any cinema sins episode that discuss a movie that has literary equivalents can find most of the answers to their sins in the pages.
New York Knights Combat other religions based on Earth. Point in fact I don't really care and am just being picky, but since he hammers movies for the slightest infractions, it would stand to reason this would be one.
K. Wright Well, we could go for the No-Prize, and say that in this galaxy far, far, away, the developped the concept of "Hel" a long time ago. Then when the Jedi came to Earth, they were perceived as gods by the Norsemen. This would be the origin of Hel on Earth, the name of which was adopted by the Christians and applied to English translations of the Bible. :)
"No, I am you father." Sin: HOLY F*CKING SHIT. This is the greatest plot twist in all of cinema. I am duty-bound to remove ten sins, and I don't think anyone will object."You were lucky to get out of there". Sin: This could have been a lot funnier had Luke made some witty joke...
+Darth Vader exactly. Also you thought padmé died before giving birth, the twins were separated and tatooine is both controlled by the hutts and the empire ignores it
In the world of Star Wars, there must be thousands of habitable planets for the Rebels to build their base and hide from the Empire. For some reason the pick the frozen world of Hoth.
This guy gets it. In theory there’s millions if not billions of planets. Plenty of places like Endor where it’s just a mild/moderate forest planet (or moon, same difference for the purpose of building a base). But nooooo let’s use a ridiculous amount of resources and infrastructure that we definitely don’t have to build a base on this cruddy frozen wasteland. Perfect 👌
Arguably, that Hoth was ideal for the exact reason you mention. They figured the Empire would go searching through habitable planets for them and not waste time of frozen wastes. Unfortunately, the Rebels underestimated the Empire.
@@atomicgator5207 and beacuse of Probe droids they could search so many planets with out even using Stormtroopers so Thats also a reason Hoth was a Good choice even tho it was not Good enough
+Timothy Hoffman damn, i got so many chills out of so many scenes in this movie i lost the count. let's see, the hoth battle, the han and leia kiss, pulling the x-wing out of the swamp, i am your father, piett shitting his pants fearing vader is about to choke him to death (which doesn't happen)...
The one I'm surprised you missed is as the Falcon pulls away from the fleet, Lando is totally wearing Hans cloths....like WTF Lando...stay out of my dresser!!
he needed a changed of clothes and that's all that was on the Falcon. He didn't have time to pack. No sin. Never understood the people who make a big deal out of this.
They clearly had been there for a while, I'm sure he could have gotten some new cloths by then. Its still a little weird to be wearing Hans cloths at that point.
The way I see it is that Harrison Ford hadn't extended his contract to Return of the Jedi (Whereas Fisher and Hamill had), hence being frozen in carbonite. I think Lando's character was brought in as a potential replacement for Han, should Ford have decided not to return.
+xUltimatexInstinctx Depends on how we see it. If it's good, we'll dread CinemaSins making the video. If it sucks, we'll be waiting impatiently for the video. December 18th is when we'll find out if "The Force Awakens" is good or not.
xUltimatexInstinctx, just give 3 weeks to CinemaSins and they will take apart that forced merchandising Disney Empire attack of Nostalgia with more plot holes than maybe the whole three prequels together. Considering that Disney disregarded 30 years of some decent post or pre films novels and comics and started from scratch expect plenty of Cinema Sins on Episode VII.
Aaaand the bitching continues... stfu, I hope jeremy puts him in for the remainder of the stars war eww just to piss off the ungrateful asshats like yourself who bitch about a free video on the internet that his parents pay for. You and anyone like you can fuck off.
8:18 He doesn't consider himself Anakin Skywalker anymore, they're referring to his past self like another person because they consider him another person
or it's bad writing. the Emperor could've said "wait Luke SKYWALKER?!, aren't you Anakin SKYWALKER?! you told me Padme didn't give birth, yet you liar!! anyways turn him to the Dark Side and make the Empire stronger, he is your son after all"
@@pajamas_the_emo don't forget this is the same guy who wrote the prequels, if i remember correctly prequel haters say George has terrible writing, terrible execution, terrible effects, it has CGI when it should be puppets and toys. it reflects of both trilogies. or do you think nostalgia plays a role.
@@Mhats First of all, the prequels are amazing because they're so poorly written. All the best memes came from the prequels. They're so bad that they're good. Second, I was a child when the prequels came out and wasn't really focused on how quality the script was or how crappy the CGI effects were. When you're just watching a movie to enjoy it and not focusing on all the stuff they got wrong, you tend to not care about the technical aspects. I understand why George went CGI crazy with the prequels. He had a vision that he had to compromise a lot in the originals because he didn't have the means of making the huge world he had imagined. When CGI became a thing, he saw that he could finally bring to life all of the visions in his head. It's really not his fault that early 2000s CGI sucks, he was working with what he could. Nostalgia plays a huge role in that the originals were just that: the originals. Darth Vader being Luke's father was HUGE back in the 80s because no one had seen it coming. To reveal the secret in such an unceremonious way as Palpatine saying "Luke Skywalker, son of Anakin Skywalker who, by the way, is you" would disappoint all of the fans. Just like when Kylo said "you're a Palpatine" there wasn't some huge gasp in the audience. We all knew what was coming because Disney had given away that Palpatine was going to be in the movie.
WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!!! YOU DIDN'T SAY "scene dose not contain a lap dance" AT THE PART WHEN PRINCES LEIA LANDED ON HAN'S LAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ding"!
Two major sins you didn't address: 1.) Out of all the places Luke could've landed on a planet he landed in the exact swamp in the exact location of Yoda. 2.) How did he know where Leia and Han were
+J4ck0f5p4d3s Dont remember in which books exaclty but: 1.) Yoda is the one that took control of Luke's X-wing, *gently* crashing it near his house. 2.) Luke and Leia are twins, connected by the force. Luke felt Leia in grave danger, hence why he had to leave so suddenly.
Nah by this point Vader is considered a lost cause. For all intents and purposes Anakin, who himself was thought to be the Chosen One is dead. Leia, powerful in the force herself was "plan C" as it were.
The issue I have with the AT-ATs is that the feet don't sink at all when it takes a step. For this to be the case, Hoth has to be mostly super dense rock and/or metal covered in about 3' of snow....which its not.
About this "A jedi never uses the force for attack." Force pushing, Lightsabers, Deflecting fire back so it kills your opponent, killing Sith.. And even if you say those things came about after this movie, Luke used the force to shoot torpedos into the death star at Obi-Wan's urging....
Arguably though, all those actions are still in line with the "non-attack" creed. For example, deflecting blaster fire back onto those firing is defensive in nature, simply returning the opponents own force onto them. Or the fact that jedi consistently try to capture sith, rather than kill them. Darth maul was only killed in a moment of anger following the death of qui-gon, dooku was supposed to be captured and only was killed as part of anakin's subversion to the dark side, even palpatine was only attempted to be captured until after he had already killed most of the jedi master's. As for the luke/death star part, well not only was luke only partially conscious in his use of the force he also at that point had never gone through any formal jedi training. How was he supposed to know jedi didn't attack in that manner. That also goes to why luke is generally a bad example for that sort of formal "jedi never attack" creed because he's never more than partially trained and what training he does have is focused on the ultimate ending of the emperor. So while he "knows" the non-violent approach he never really is given a chance to practice it.
You can deflect fire back in a way that doesn't kill the opponent. And Obi-wan directly instructed him to use the force to shoot the missiles and blow up the death star killing millions. You either have a pacifist philosophy or you dont.
But they don't have a pacifist philosophy, there's a huge difference between "not attacking" and non-violence. The jedi are devoted to balance above all else, hence the returning of equal force unto the attacker, without worrying all that much at that point whether it results in death. Basically every time you see the jedi as aggressors its trying to disable and capture, not kill (with a certain leeway in things like the clone wars where they technically were fighting droids not sentient life). Even that death star attack is arguably just returning equal force, the death star had just blown up a planet of billions so firing missiles to destroy it just returning that violence. It's not a perfect philosophy (a major theme are jedi struggling with the dark side after all) but you have to consider how the jedi's overall dedication to balance works and how that effects the way they approach an idea of "never using the force to attack."
In the context of the remash edition, Palpatine foreshadows and blows it when telling Anakin Vader about it. In the 1980 original, it was a big deal. After fiddling for the new version, the version CinemaSins reviewed because the remastered is said to be the only "canonical" one...
@@ShamrockParticle Even if the Emperor's exposition about Anakin Skywalker was there in 1980 we didn't know that Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker at that time... so it does not spoil the reveal The Sin is not valid in my opinion. Take 10 sins off!!!!
@@everybodylovesraymond8839 Obi-Wan's ambigous statements about Luke's father as well as Yoda palying along with it is clearly meant as a cheap way to subverd the audience's expectations. There is no rational explanation for why he would do that. Obi-Wan's lame ass excuse in episode 6 makes it even more dumb. It doesn't ruin the movie for me but it will always be a cheap move imo.
5:17 number 43 is also false. They have tows and harpons for events much like the one we see in the movie, you think they would have never fought one of these before. Also if you do the whole "if they have done this before why would they repeat the orders". Then you would be happy to know that even if the operation has been done before it is good to make sure everyone is on the same page and doing the same thing. Also you are supposed to give orders before a battle even if what they will be is obvious.
The armor at the top of the AT-AT is probably thinner , just like with real life armored vehicles. When the AT-AT fell over, that's where the snowspeeder shot at.
@@duckpeck9467 bro, you obviously never heard of "language conventions" "different combinations of ways a writer manipulates language to show the audience something in a unique way"
"Yoda talks about Luke to a ghost in front of Luke, and this is his way of revealing himself to actually be Yoda." Sorry guys but I think that's one sin removed ☺️
I know, right? It is one of the most iconic lines of all time! James Earl Jone's commanding voice brought it and these movies to legend. (Now if we could appreciate David Prowse more.)
+The Marlow Facts Show At the start of the Clone Wars Anakin was 19, at the end he was 21. The Empire Strikes Back takes place 22 years after the Clone Wars ended, so he was 43. There was never an official age given for Yoda, however a commercial for Attack of the Clones gave his age at the time as 874, though his age has never been specified in canon.
Actually no. In the new Marvel Star Wars comics "Princess Leia", they search for a new base after the Battle of Yavin. This is also official canon so therefore they didn't find Echo Base on Hoth until after the destruction of the first Death Star.
+FJAR1635 Yeah, when you use new comics to esplain a script from 35 years ago, you have to be dismissed. The person who wrote that probably wasn't even born when this was written.
Also I think I have an answer for your question around 15:15. Vader assumed that Obi-Wan had trained Luke, because in A New Hope, Obi-Wan had brought Luke to the ship to rescue Leia. Hell, Vader killed Obi-Wan himself. So how would Vader _not_ assume Obi-Wan had trained him? Vader also had no real reason to believe that Obi-Wan and Luke had just met and started training with each other for less than a week; they could have been training for quite some time. Luke could just have been a mediocre student.
+Mario in Disguise I used to live in Spain, where I could only watch films in Spanish, so I had to wait for the movies to come out on DVD before I could enjoy them. Some people are too busy and have not yet had the time to watch it, since a lot of people, especially in this economy, will be too busy working as hard as they possibly can to watch a film. You do not watch a movie in the womb. Some people just have not seen it yet because infants rarely go to the cinema, so of course they have to watch it when they get older, by which time you and many others would have spoiled it for them, ruining an experience that lots of people have treasured in their memories their whole lives. Some people just do not care about watching Star Wars, but may care one day in the future, at which point you have already spoiled it to them, reducing their likelyhood of actually watching it at all because they feel they know what happens. In regards to those last two points, when you already know the plot and big twists in a film before you have seen it, then why bother to watch it at all? It takes very little effort to put a "FORCE AWAKENS SPOILER WARNING" in your comment.
"Covering a robots mouth prevents it from talking," Or it's in C3PO's programming to interoperate it as "Stop Talking" or "You can't speak doing this" as if he is to respond like a human
@@Zach-Fetters It's actually a pretty interesting and credible explanation, but reading stuff into movies that is nowhere conveyed IN the movie is something only film students gabbing in the college cafeteria should do.
C3PO is a protocol Droid that knows hundreds if not thousands of spoken and unspoken languages, I'm sure he knows what a hand on your mouth while speaking means
That was a tongue in cheek joke by Han Solo who has zero respect for droids. That totally was intended as a visual gag an not really a movie sin. Because we like those. Probably Harrison Fords idea. I'd bet the millennium Falcon on it!!
13:19 The falcon is going at sub-light speed because the hyperdrive doesn't work, so it probably takes around 8 years to get there. Han, Leia and Chewie don't run out of supplies because relativity, and this is why Luke has time to train for so long. Vader can set up the ambush because he had YEARS advance warning about this. That's also why by the end of the movie, the rebels have this huge fleet assembled, while at the beginning they have their asses handed to them at Hoth. They've had years to rebuild.
+mAtt I wouldn't say "galaxies" since all this takes place in a single galaxy. That being said, if there is FTL travel, why would FTL communication be impossible?
+whiterabbit75 Tele-communication is FTL. Being that radio, cellphone, tele- whatever are made up of light waves.....so yeah... Still gregariously slow considering the size of an average galaxy/
That always made sense to me, mainly because he escaped Cloud City without packing, in need of a change of clothes he used some from Han's wardrobe which would be on the ship
It's explained in supplementary material that his entire breathing is regulated artificially. As such, he can talk while breathing. Kind of has to, really.
7:43 Actually i'll say this, I'm sure the reason Obi-Wan and Yoda act as if they aren't themselves at first is to be sure they aren't being tricked by the Empire to come out of hiding so they can be killed by them. Just a thought.
I mean, Obi-Wan knew Luke from the beginning, even if we exclude the prequels. How should they trick him? Same for Yoda, who was talking to Obi-Wans ghost. It is just a cheap way for subversion, but back then these subversion moments weren't seen as problematic as today for some reason. I mean, just take the "I am your father." line which is so iconic despite just being a moment to shock the audience (well, it gives the protagonist an additional part in the drama of the story, but I think you get what I mean). And while I can see why people would criticise newer movies for the things they criticise, I don't really understand why they love them in the old ones. I mean, I loved these moments back when I was a kid and saw the movies for the first time. But I think it would be similar with the new movies as well.
or it's terrible writing, terrible execution and terrible story telling, i mean this is from the same guy who made the prequels. nothing but CGI when it should be puppets and toys.
MadHatterx sure the cgi wasn’t the best but when does “puppets and toys” make a good movie? There’s a good reason as to why they didn’t reveal themselves first. Yoda knew who luke was cuz obi wan told him to train luke when he got there but before he did he wanted to see what kind of person luke really was so acting as someone random he encountered would’ve gotten a good sense of what kind of person he is and if he can be trained. Then with obi wan first of all he knew luke but couldn’t outright tell him everything all tho years he was growing because Luke’s aunt and uncle forbid obi wan from training him. Then when he could he didn’t want Luke to potentially to turn the dark side to be with his father so he told him the story in a different way which would leave luke wanting to defeat the empire rather than join. And when told he owned R2 he wasn’t lying, he never owned him because R2 belonged to Anakin but in some comics it was revealed he acknowledged R2 in the falcon for a sec but obviously didn’t want to let anyone know about his past.
@@alexreilly6121 LMAOOO bro read the comics and listen to some behind the scenes with what George was trying to do with the set up, all of it is true, there’s no need to defend anything when it’s straight facts. The whole point of yoda switching from crazy random dude to master yoda was to test Luke’s character cuz if Luke were to find out that’s yoda the great master then he’d obviously give him respect but yoda wanted to see his true colors first, a lot of film take this troupe because it’s effective in story telling such as in Star Wars. You can’t be this ignorant to hate the fact that George thought this out just cuz you don’t like the prequels
Wait...if he was making brownies...and it's been three years...and minutes in ghost time is years in reality time... GHOST JEDI CAN MAKE BROWNIES IN 3 MINUTES?!
+RUclips, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update. He used the force lightning and got them done in 3 seconds be waited the rest of the 3 minutes waiting for them to cool down
+RUclips, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update. He did not say how many minutes in ghost time would go by for every year in living time. For all we know, he meant that 20 minutes went by every year.
Ean521 Normally I'm up for internet debates, but I think I'm going to let the theoretical time dilation between ghost jedi and reality in terms of the cooking of brownies alone lol.
No way Vader didn't know about Yoda. Vader is still a former Jedi in this continuity, even without the prequels. And if Yoda trained Obi-Wan, then no doubt Anakin would have been told about him. He just assumed Obi-Wan trained him because they came together on the Death Star. He did not know Yoda was on Dagobah, much less that Luke went there.
Last I checked the speeders were just stuff Rebels scrounged up and adapted as per usual. Thus, they weren't actually designed for these conditions but had to be modified and their original purpose was to tow stuff hence the cables; they were just adapted for defensive combat by adding the lasers. Thus, all the stuff about those is perfectly fine.
Right these are just in reference to only watching the movie. There are tons of source materials that answer these problems and I am aware of lots of them, but watch these using only the movies as a reference point. Also lets be honest that most of the source material was only made up in response to people saying "wtf, that doesn't make sense".
frankly, that is the most bizarre basic error they made after adding those scenes for the "special edition". Always bothered me that they changed so much but let this one slip!
13:20 The Empire beat Han to Cloud City because the Falcon was limping without a functioning hyperdrive. Vader's ship could blink there, Han virtually had to crawl over six months. (The same amount of time as Luke was training on Dagobah with Yoda.)
Jamie Sleeman Yet the fact that it took that long for Vader to get Han and Friends is silly. Boba Fett obviously contacted Vader or the Empire about where they're going. In the same conversation, he should've given the Empire their coordinates so the Empire could send X amount of ships to capture the Falcon, then go to Bespin or Random Planet A to wait for Luke. And the movie does a poor job converying how long it took to do most anything. When did anyone say 6 months?
Andy Miller In the film the time period wasn't mentioned. You have to be as big a nerd as me and have read the script and novelisation. As for Vader finding the falcon first, it's a lot easier to find a ship in space at its destination rather than en-route. Space between stars is mind-bendingly vast and even the Executor's (Vader's flagship) scanners can only cover so much area. It would be like throwing a handkerchief into a football field and hoping it covered a particular blade of grass.
Jamie Sleeman With all their tech, that's seems like nonsense. Plus, again, with Bona Fett telling them their exact location, it'll be easier. And if by chance interstellar space fucks with sensors, Boba has the Falcon in visual range. so he can fire his lasers or do something to make it easier.
Andy Miller Only seems like nonsense if you know little about astro-physics. Tech is wonderful but it still has limitations, as Piett (I think) says to Vader. Of course this is a fantasy universe where there is a Force and lightsabres and writers who think Jar Jar "is the key", so any explanation might be serious or silly.
I agree, Han finding Luke is the most unbelievable thing watching now as an adult... would've made the most sense if Leia was the one that found him, she went along with Han.
@ 3:35 - Han survived because he built a shelter from...something. He said, "...but it will keep you warm...til I get the shelter built."
You actually see him starting to build the shelter afterwards.
+jvinson I was thinking the same thing.
+JJ the Gamer Guy
because snow Ice and whatevr the tauntaun is carrying are nothing?
***** The Tauntaun had saddlebags.
+tiaxanderson Free cooling!
The tauntaun cavity is probably the size of a moose's, which can shelter a man. If Luke is mostly inside, and Han uses the carcass as a wind lock, fortifies with snow, huddles close to Luke, survival isn't just possible but probable. Also, it doesn't look to be colder than ten below.
"Do or do not, there is no try", badass Yoda is badass, but didn't Obi Wan tell Anakin that only a Sith deals in absolutes?
+daniel delgado LOL there is a lot not to like about the old Jedi Order but I half think that's the point of the prequels. That the old guard is too stuck in their ways (minus Qui Gonn) to see they are being manipulated until it's too late.
+daniel delgado That line is kind of a Zen thing. The point is that Luke shouldn't get caught up focusing on the *process*, but should instead focus his will on the *outcome*. He should simply do his best, and whether it works or not, he'll learn something from the effort.
But because Yoda is a cryptic motherf*cker, he can't actually be bothered to explain this high-level philosophy. DING!
Why does everything people say have to have an extremely deep meaning and be 100% true? Just because Obi Wan said that does not mean that it is true lol
+daniel delgado The phrase "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is, actually, dealing in absolute. By that logic, Obi Wan is a Sith. I don't like that phrase much because of that, and I usually disregard it.
+daniel delgado He did. Then there is the question of wether the statement "Only Sith deals in absolutes" isn't itself an absolute... which would mean that either Obi Wan really isn't as bright as people would like to believe, or Yoda and Obi Wan are themselves... Sith! :O
I can't believe you forgot the one major flaw in the movie that's actually kind of grating; the fact that everyone treats Lando like a selfish coward for selling out his friends, when he *had a city to protect.* By choosing the millions of innocents he was charged with protecting over his old friend, Lando proved if anything that he *wasn't* the scum crook he used to be, and that he truly has grown into his position as leader of Cloud City.
He actually did a little shoutout in sin 108 for Lando
Davidsuper1215 Zhong Maybe I missed that one. I'll have to watch it again
Michael Gallagher well, kinda, expect not at all, considering basic mathematics... taking in the risk of some dead humans for saving mqny more... its basically compareable but more as the reverse reaction to critics...
This is not a flaw. Everyone is thinking selfishly at this time and just see his betrayal of them.
shashank sahay No one is falling for your clickbait. Go away.
So you’ll take a sin off for the “I know” line but you won’t remove a sin for the most iconic movie twist in history?
Me: That’s a good point Boba Fett, Wait aren’t you dead from that embarrassing jetpack mishap?
Boba Fett: THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Just because it's iconic, doesn't make it good.
blue_pearl_22 I hardly think “I know” is a better line.
@@therealbobafett never claimed that it was
blue_pearl_22 But it is good
“The Jedi that trained me” *Qui Gonn cries*
As seen in a prequel, Yoda trained younglings (later when they became a padawan, they would follow around 1 jedi mentor). So Yoda may have trained Obi-Wan before Qui Gon became Obi-Wan's mentor.
45akaColt Yeah you’re right, really good point
@@45akaColt He did, and Yoda was concerned over his anger issues (especially when sparring with bully students) Obi Wan actually aged out of the program, and was sent away. If his transport hadn't been raided by space pirates (that Qui Gonn happened to be on after declining Obi Wan as a padawan the day before) and Obi Wan hadn't saved Qui Gonn and others in a slave mining colony from death, he never would have been a Jedi. Qui Gonns previous student that he was close to crossed to the bleak blackness, and Qui Gonn was already a longer rogue type.
Of course, this is just old canon now, but. To me, that's what is truth. Luke and Mara Jade, Witches of Dathomir and Han kidnapping Leia, Thrawn, etc. Way better than this shit we got. Han turns dumb and senile, let's his emo son kill him. Leia blows off Chewie for Mary Sue. Luke turns his back on everyone when needed most over the guilt of something he never would have done, polar opposite of all his development through the OT letting the galaxy get retaken by the bad guys even though he could have prevented it easily. Anny way. Enuff of that
Hahaha, eff the prequels.
Considering that Obi-wan didn't mention him after Phantom M- Meh- Episode 1, he would cry.
"No one in this series just gets stabbed by a lightsaber, do they"
I refer you to Qui-Gon Jinn.
Also whatever the hell is supposed to have happened to Obi-Wan.
I mean, he got touched, his body disappeared and he was suddenly a ghost.
Its a force power. Qui gon taught obi wan how to do it
I refer you to Han Solo.
BLUELINKBR too soon
That stormtrooper in the force awakens that gets stabbed
What do you call Luke inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm
I'll be here all week
Great one
What do you call 2 Jedi in an iglo?
Jedice.
Murphdawg1 -- Smart allak! :-D
Fun fact about Star Wars: A group of stormtroopers is called a disappointment.
Haha
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" Leia
Great line
Hey You 96 Han: It might!
*grunts of frustration pushing a heavy cargo ship*
"I thought you were coming on to me." - Han, probably
10:13 If Luke hadn't brought his weapons in there, Vader would also have been unarmed. Think about it.
Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.
Luke brings fear into the cave. Darth Vader, the one he fears, is in the cave.
Luke takes his lightsaber into the cave. Vader has his own lightsaber.
Luke ignites his lightsaber. Vader ignites his own lightsaber.
So what Yoda said was true, from the correct point of view.
Lucas isn't that clever, is all I'm saying...
@@Tayl0NP Lucas didn't create the movie on his own, he had a highly skilled team of writers and scene managers, critiquing and changing and improving everything, unlike in the prequels, when Lucas did have full control, and nobody really argued with him.
Not Lucas but Luke simply isn't that clever
Fu*k you Obi Wan
Man, its a good thing he brought his lightsaber then. Jedi or not, you are not going win a fistfight against a dude with metal hands.
This is one of those movies where the sins don’t matter
I don't get it
Joseph Gabriele except the sequels
Joseph Gabriele Luke’s too OOC (he believes Darth Vader is a good person even though he committed mass genocide but tries to kill his nephew over a dream)
Joseph Gabriele Nah. The only perfect Star Wars movies are Empire and A New Hope
Joseph Gabriele I still dislike the sequels but if you like that I respect your opinion. Whatever floats your boat
1. Han erected the tent to survive the night.
2. Luke got by the blockade because the Imperial Fleet wasn't going to waste time with a single fighter.
3. The evil spot is where a Dark Jedi died and his influence create the dark spot.
***** According to the book, Yoda tracked down and killed a dark Jedi there. He hid there because he knew that the presence of the Dark Force there would hide him from Vader.
+Brian Stuart Yep, beat me to it.
***** I have no idea.
And sadly, none of it is canon anymore. :-(
+Brian Stuart 4. The Imperial Troops arrived at the Cloud City before Han and company because the Millenium Falcon was damaged...I don't think it even had it's hyperdrive...which actually should have been a sin, because without its hyperdrive, how could it possibly move between star systems to get to the Cloud City in the first place?
How dare you not remove a sin for “I am your father”
Exactly
because many Obi Wan and Yoda could've told Luke that themselves, terribel writting and execution. now i know what prequel haters mean about George Lucas's skills in making movies.
Because it's overused and it's just been parodied so many times likely
@@Yougotcaged102 Toy Story 2
@@generalgrievous3731 One of many examples
I mean, two years later and years after the original film... but come on. I am your father is definitely a sin off. We’ve been desensitized to it since then, but that was huge at the time!
Justin Kittel It deserves to be sinned
I'm watching it on TNT and he.....just said it! Chills!
@Anonymous Anonymous - actually the emphasis is on 'I' not 'am' so it should be *'I!.. am your father'* I would have used a slanty 'I' rather than the imperitive but I don't know how to do that here... accent on the 'I' not 'am'... duh.
@@bookerjones8123 People watch TNT? They must have edited like 80% of the movie out...
@@dernvader6876 I'm quite sure. I just ran across it while flipping around. I'd certainly never turn off some crap cable channel to actually "watch" a good movie.
I wonder how big surprise was that for the audience, back in the day, when Darth Vader revealed he is Luke's father. That surprise would never happening in today because every spoiler is revealed right after movie's premiere.
Pretty big actually you can sometimes find old recordings with people at the theater.
It was awesome....the entire theater gasped....and all anyone was talking about after the movie was it the truth or was Vader lying. In ANH the first time I saw it...the entire audience stood up and cheered when the Death Star blew up. Those movies were great than and still great now.
People allow themselves to get hypnotised, emotionally kidnapped by a fluffy piece of fiction, let their entire culture be manipulated by what's nothing more than a huge money machine; and when anyone talks about the negative influence cinema has over people, there's always someone to say "relax, it's *just* a movie!".
It's funny how people will switch between completely contradictory stances depending on what's convenient to them at the moment.
Fernie Canto
Wait, you mean to tell me that entertainment, which is used to elicit emotional response and is a sign of sophisticated culture, elicits emotional response and influences culture? I never would have guessed.
By using the words "kidnap" and "manipulate," you make cinema seem like some attempt at brainwashing. In reality, whether you like it or not, cinema and entertainment in general is an important and positive aspect of culture. Just because something has an agenda, which is almost always the case in entertainment, does not make it emotional kidnapping or manipulation.
Being a tool for profit does not make something bad. Were I to make a movie, I would want people to be attached to it and for it to have an influence on culture, because that is a movie's main purpose, along with profit. If anyone made a movie for profit and nothing else, then it would not be as good as another movie that was made for both profit and enjoyment.
Link Dolphin
"Wait, you mean to tell me that entertainment, which is used to elicit emotional response and is a sign of sophisticated culture, elicits emotional response and influences culture? I never would have guessed."
My point is that, whenever someone says exactly that which you said, there'll always be someone to reply "it's just a *movie*", trying to negate any of that response or influence, because that's really fucking convenient. With just those four words, one can reduce the entire industry into complete meaninglessness, which is, of course, bullshit.
"By using the words "kidnap" and "manipulate," you make cinema seem like some attempt at brainwashing. In reality, whether you like it or not, cinema and entertainment in general is an important and positive aspect of culture."
Well, look at Battleship Potemkin. Entertaining *and* propagandist!
(thank goodness that Godwin's law does not apply to the soviets)
"If anyone made a movie for profit and nothing else, then it would not be as good as another movie that was made for both profit and enjoyment."
Try telling that to Michael Bay, then. Or better yet: to the people who insist in financing his movies.
Anyway, my point was mostly about the contradictory opinions people will give in different circumstances. Movies are either the most powerful and most influential force in the universe, or they're "just a movie", depending on what you're trying to defend at the time. Movies *can* be good, but with the massive influence they have, they can be terrible. They can perpetuate myths and irrational fears, just because they handle the "shock and awe" thing much better than factual truth. They can distort history and bury reality under make-believe fluff. Hell, even TV has a power big enough so that a U.S. justice can use Jack Bauer as an actual example that torture is a good interrogation tool. Now *that's* fucking magical.
A little explanation for sin 18: the Jedi are taught to sever limbs rather than kill. It's a stole of fighting. Of course, I guess it's still a sin, because the movies never tell us that.
*style
+samuel newsome True, but the only person in the entire Star Wars universe I know of that died from stabbing with a ligth saber is Fay.
+IchHassePasswoerter .Blackplant Don't forget about Qui-Gon Jin; he got mauled.
+Kenneth Moseley I see what you did there.
Kenneth Moseley
LOL. Didn't really remember that one.
This is my favorite movie. As I don’t die in this one. 🤞
A hunter like you I have respect
You don't die in the third movie either...
Isn't there a number of them that should be your favorite, then? I gotta rewatch Solo and Rogue One to see where you died.
This is the way.
You were badass in Mandalorian.
"This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm, until i get the shelter up" ... that's why Han didn't need to get into the taunton himself.
Luke had already been out longer. He was injured in shock and prehypothermic.
Cassidy Hill based on my research taking shelter in a carcass does protect people from exposure.
Rob Roy If it was possible that the warmth from the dead “Tauntaun” would be able to save someone from hypothermia.
Actually, while Luke was in the tauntaun, han went to Han Hotel. Look it up on RUclips
Cinema sins is wrong all the time
"Yoda, the Jedi master that instructed me." No love for Qui-Gon 😞
Maybe he finished instructing Obi.
+mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen
We learn that Yoda spent quite some time teaching Obi Wan too in the prequels. Actually one of the first line uttered by Obi Wan in The Phantom Menace is "But Master Yoda taught me to be mindful of the future".
So yeah, he was teached by both. No need to bash the prequels more than necessary.
I believe Yoda was more like a mentor to all Jedi in his heyday.
Well in Episode I Obiwan brings up Yoda teaching him and then in Episode II you see Yoda teaching younglings with the floaty lazer shooting balls basically confirming Yoda teaches younglings in the beginning of their path of becoming a jedi
mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen I don't see how people hate the prequels they are good movies the second ones a bit ehhhh
whaaat? "I am your father" is the most memorable movie quote in history and you don't take a sin away for that? well' im gonna give you a sin for that!
Sergeant Cyro Exactly!!!!!!!!!
The most memorable quote in every movie is "the." I always remember the characters say "the"! (Lol jk)
Sins don't mean anything.
Luke's reaction is so shit that even if he took 100 sins off he would have to take them all back
"NOOOOO. It's not true. That's imPOssible!!"
Bro, this part is so awkard and annoying. Gotta say it: Mark's acting was a *shit*.
Obi wan: only a sith deals in absolute
Yoda: do or do not there is no try
Me: I think yoda is a sith lord
Windu: a sith lord ?!?
I literally spit on my laptop and books after reading this.
Yes,the one we've been looking for.
I think it was Yoda who force-smoke pulled Luke's X-Wing down from space and crashed it into Yoda's doorstep.
also "only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute. that line means nothing, it's just another nonesense line told by the preachy and overconfident jedi, which led to their eventual downfall.
Actually putting the hand on C3P0's mouth makes sense. If I put my thumb on my phone speakers it blocks the sound.
It muffled the sound not completely stops it like in this movie
Exactly. He is a protocol droid.
It's a joke.
It's C-3PO not any other obvious wrong spelling of his name.
"Leia isn't pregnant with Lando's baby."
*cough*Finn*cough*
+LuckyFlesh Dude!! Love the Abe Avi.. NYUMNYUMNYUMNYUM.... "Help!!!weeeee!! HEEEEELP." *BANG BANG* "HEEHEEHEE"
Finn is force sensitive, as the lightsaber use proves. Although he didn't beat Kylo, supposedly a very strong force user, he still gave kylo signifigant injury. One explanation: Finn has the force.
lol
Kylo was toying with with Finn the entire time and simply got over-confident. As soon as Finn landed a lucky shot on Kylo he instantly disarmed him and pwned him.
Also, severely injured. I don't know what thumping his blaster chest would would accomplish, perhaps making it hurt some more so he wouldn't faint from pain? The only acceptable thing is no blood loss, as the blaster blast bould bave bauterized bhe bound.
Yay, no Kevin Smith!!!!
YEEEAAHHH!!
YEAAAAAH
+Hee Tzing Wen yep I didn't watch it because of him
+That Guy From Rythm Heaven I love Kev, but he ruined that episode. Guests in general aren't particular suited to this format.
Thank god!
The line when Luke arrives at the "arena" and Darth Vader says, "the force is with you, young Skywalker....but you are not a Jedi yet" would remove every sin in this video.
Why does youtube think I want to pay $16.99 to watch Empire Strikes back, when I can buy the whole series for less than that?
@Austin King Your that person that wants to see the world burn aren't you...
@Austin King fuck off you stupid little brat the Phantom Menace was shit in what way does it beat this masterpiece? It's like comparing Batman and Robin to The Dark Knight, loser
Google/RUclips (also Apple stc...) do not set the prices. They are just a platform for studios to sell movies.
Although I disagree with Austin King there is no need to get so triggered. It's only an opinion
Austin King I like all prequels and OT movies, as well as The Force Awakens, but TLJ has some problems lol
I can't believe I'm holding a "Everything wrong with the Star Wars Saga" marathon.... what is life?
Watching*
Pretty sure he watching it
I did that, then a EWW Harry Potter right after it. Then my eyes ached and my throat was sore from laughter.
I’m doing it
I feel bad you had to sit through the eww a new hope. Kevin Smith was SOOOO annoying in it.
I honestly thought he'd take off at least one sin for the "I am your father" thing.
Id think hed take out all of them
I don't think he actually watched this movie
John Apple You think he somehow spent hours and hours editing together footage of the film with his eyes closed?
Yes
I think he should add a sin for the emphasis being on the wrong word in that sentence. It is I.... am you're father. It should be I ..AM.. Your father.
0:24 Jeremy...
Not only was the Battle of Hoth itself a victory for the Empire...
But literally the entire movie was the heroes getting their asses handed to them by the bad guys and the Empire winning in the end.
Not surprised they wouldn’t understand that the heroes gets their asses kicked in a film called “ The Empire Strikes Back”
Eh, i wouldn't say the entire movie. the Empire sure fumbled a great deal of it. really apart from Rebel's self-inflicted wounds (cough hyperdrive cough) the Empire only kicked their ass on Hoth and after Lando handed them over on Bespin (after Boba did all the dirty work tracking them down). That said that is a lot of ass kicking.
@@scottb3034ok but getting their asses kicked on hoth and bespin literally constitutes 2/3s of the movie lmao. And don't forget that Vader wiped the floor with Luke during the climax of the movie too
@@coletonpallatto more like half the movie. The asteroid chase and Dagobah were the majority of the movie. Also I did concede there was a lot of butt kicking, just not the entire movie of it as OP said.
@@scottb3034 well if you wanna be technical, Luke was getting his ass kicked by Yoda on dagobah as well. And Han got outplayed by the empire during the asteroid chase considering boba was able to follow him to Bespin. The whole movie was constructed around how the heroes were competent but the empire was always 1 step ahead. And nah the asteroids and dagobah were not the majority of the movie
December 1st, 2015: "Nobody just gets _stabbed_ with a lightsaber, do they?"
17 days later...
Qui Gon, Obi Wan. I will say no more.
Qui-Gon, yes. But Obi-Wan got hit by Vader with a slashing motion, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
If memory is correct, Dooku stabbed, (not through and through, but still, stabbed), Kenobi twice in Attack of the clones. Before that, Maul stabbed Kwi-Gon,( fatality), through the stomach... Lightsaber have heating/burning effect in the prequels, rather than the more clean cuts and open flesh of the iv, v and vi, but the motions used where stabbing/poking attacks, not swiping or hacking, (in those cases, at least).
Snoke
*COFF* Han Solo *COFF*
Why didn't you take 20 sins off the Imperial March?!?
Because no one cares. *DING!*
why didn't he take 20 sins off for the big twist? the world may never know
*****
...NOPE! *DING!*
because the sins don't matter :p
Majik Messiah
Hello, and welcome to Whose Line Is It, Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the sins do not matter.
"Nobody gets stabbed by a light sabre." Qui-gon did XD
+DocsDota Dooku got beheaded ..
+TheSkipRow Gaming beheaded isn't stabbed
+DocsDota
Agen Kolar was run through by Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith.
+DocsDota
Agen Kolar was run through by Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith.
Amazing how only the Sith understand the tip of the blade is just as deadly as the edge.
Really? No Sins off for the "I am your Father" scene? Aka one of the greatest plot twists in Cinema history? C'mon Cinema Sins, get your shit together!
Yeah but to be fair there are some reasons to dislike the twist as well:
1. Everyone knows it at this point
2. If you pay close attention to details it’s easy to guess
3. Just because it’s iconic doesn’t mean it’s good
@@trevorerickson5205 The hell are you talking about man? How would anyone know who's watching it for the first time in the early 80's? There really wasn't much to hint that it would be the case.
And what's not good about it? What other movies had such an epic twist? Yeah, it was pretty damn iconic for the time, we simply take it for granted now since it happens to be such an iconic scene. How many more scenes in cinema history can you truly say are more iconic than it? Not many I presume.
skins4thewin First of all Vader actually means father in another language. Second of all shouldn’t it be someone’s opinion on wether they like the twist or not? Or are you gonna sit here and tell that person otherwise because there own personal opinion is wrong?
@@trevorerickson5205 Well sure, believe what you want. I think it's safe to assume that the vast majority of ppl would disagree with you. You are certainly in the extremely small minority here. It has already been heralded as many as one of the best plot twists in movie history.
And I also think it's safe to assume that most ppl would not be aware that Vader means father in another language, if it is even true.
skins4thewin Oh yeah keep it mind not once in this whole conversation I said I disliked the twist. In fact I love the twist. So stop putting words in my mouth. Just expect defeat and move on dude.
"What is is about this series and chopping off arms?"
See when you have a sword and someone throws a punch at you... free real estate
Raxius its all of Star Wars when Jedi aren’t trying to kill someone.
Lol for real, what a moronic sin... “what’s with these movies and chopping arms and hands off?” Ummm.... well... they aren’t just swords, they’re friggin to plasma swords that cut through pretty much anything like butter, so it cuts through flesh like it’s just more air... so yeah.... when fighting with those super swords.... I’d say the most common thing to happen is gonna be hands/arms/limbs being chopped off... lol such a dumb question. Like asking what’s with a WW2 movie and all the gunshot wounds?
It does seem like George Lucas had a fetish though. It's just like Tarantino and feet at this point.
They forgot to sin the fact that *LANDO WAS WEARING HAN'S CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE!!!!!*
wtf is up with that?
Um, probably borrowed from the Falcon. He kind of lost everything when he lost cloud city.
@@icecold9511 nah it’s just bad writing
Harrison ford didnt want to come back for the third movie. He was supposed to die with the carbonite and billy dee williams was going to take over for him
@@sag6445 UGHHHHHHH “bad writing” this “bad writing” that 😒 I hear it all the fucking time and there’s never any explanation as to WHY it’s, somehow, bad
12:40 Obi-wan was literally RIGHT THERE when Leia was born, yet Yoda still has to tell him there's another Skywalker? Ding!
That would be a sin on the prequel's part
That wouldn't really stop them from sinning this movie too
Unless he was lying to Luke, he said in ANH that he didn't remember R2 or C3PO so maybe he actually forgot
Nick94956 He didn't say that he didn't remember R2 or 3PO specifically, he said he didn't remember owning a droid, which makes sense, because he never did, so I doubt he forgot that Padme had Leia.
I always took it as he didn't think Leia had enough force potential, but Yoda disagreed.
I, too, love the “Then I’ll see you in hell” line from Solo, but it makes me wonder what hell is like in the Star Wars Universe. A bunch of dead sith? Dooku trugging around without hands? Would Grievous still have a cough?
Fun to ponder, ennit
Hahahaha hahaha!! Brilliant comment
@Lee Michael Thank you very much!
@@Scrunk194 it conjoured up a funny imagining of dooku muttering"I'm truly in hell I can't even touch myself" lol
There is a fine addition to Grievous' collection that always remains just out of reach
Pretty sure we all got a definitive answer as to what a Star Wars hell looks like, on December 20th, 2019.
Can't believe you gave the empire strikes back more sins than the last jedi
c0reFTW They were going to give more to The Last Jedi but they ran out of fuel
@@mechanicpluto2430 , Gottem
c0reFTW well TLJ is a better film IMO
@@iloveyourgyatttt I loved TLJ, but I love ESB more.
@@iloveyourgyatttt missed opportunity for a from my point of view joke smh bruh
Han built a shelter - it's in dialogue and you can see him start to set it up! That's why he doesn't freeze.
exactly what i was saying!
No, he keeps Luke in there while he's building the shelter, and then they both get in the shelter.
Statalyzer
Statalyzer Ik and he also can't make a better movie and he can take a lot of sins off am I right?!?!
Han didn't get into the shelter - ähm, animal like creature dead body being disgusting like... And this isn't even a shelter: This animal is dead! It's gettimg cold. Soon. It's in a snow storm.
so it keeping him alive before it eats him actually makes sense. its below freezing on this planet. if it killed him, he would freeze and become harder to eat.
+drost47 Nice idea.
+drost47 Let's not forget that there are plenty of animals on Earth that prefer to eat animals live. Wampas could easily have the same preference.
+drost47 Plus it keeps the prey fresh for longer.
+drost47 A coyote in my neighborhood grabbed my neighbor's little lapdog thing. It was about the size of a chihuahua. They heard whining in the woods out behind their house, so they investigated it and found that the coyote had buried their little dog halfway into the ground, leaving it alive, presumably to eat later.
Zaidon7 That's completely believable. Scavengers like coyotes will sometimes do that.
7:28 - according to Mark Hamills Twitter, the snacks included sesame bread sticks and tic tacs (white candy or pills). Legit TicTacs.
I agree completely.
I guess the rest really is hush puppies, Cheetos and cheese blocks.
If Vader means "father" in Dutch, what did the Dutch audience experience?
Vader (in Dutch): "I am your father."
Dutch audience (rolls eyes?)
XDDD Poor people, surprise was ruined
Oops.
It doesn't mean it meant father in dutch the dutch would automatically assume he was the father of luke i mean cmon that's a huge jump.
IK The audience's reaction was PRICELESS
kevin niang Still much smaller of a jump than the one people who don't speak Dutch had. I have no idea what their reaction was, so I was just speculating.
"Cool shit for sure but how does a creature this giant survive on an asteroid with little-to-no food available?"
Why, by dialing out for Chinese, obviously... ;)
+redcardinalist Ha Robot Chicken joke.
jbvader721
Correct. Have a gold star that man :)
I guess it eats Mynocks? Might I add this things digestive tract is terrible. Shouldn't their be stomach acid desolving things or if their not in its stomach then why no swallowing?
robot chicken? ;)
+Space Raven Could be :)
I love how he didn't even comment on "I'll see you in Hell!"
Boss Man He's like i'll just remove a sin cause i have no comments prepared for this.
Does that mean that Christianity exists in Star Wars? Or if its Hel, Norse Mythology?
@@tommyscott8511 or, and this might sound crazy, all speech is just Aurebesh or galactic basic converted to english, and hell is just the english equivalent of whatever they have out there
Or it's a saying and ain't nobody got time for making up new ones that are still recognizable by the general audience
Both of those are totally valid, and "I'll see you in Toregsh" or whatever bollocks George Lucas would invent doesn't hit the same way.
I just noticed it the other day, and thought I'd bring it to the nitpickiest channel ever
The fact that they didn’t take off a sin for the greatest plot twist in cinematic history is pretty sad.
the Hero becoming The Villian is a way better twist.
MadHatterx in what movie?
@@robbskywalker64 ummm the prequels, mainly Ep 3 Revenge of the Sith
MadHatterx Thats not a twist. A twist is something the audience doesn’t expect. Literally everyone knew what was gonna happen in episode 3. That was the entire point of the prequels.
@@robbskywalker64 not if you watch the Prequels first. like watching The Hobbit before you watch LoTR, like you know Bilbo survives when his life is in danger when meeting Smaug. or if you know Rey is a palpatine before you watch Ep 7,8 and 9.
Anakin is stated to be the Chosen One to destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
Jesus Crhist Jeremy the evil domain is there because a powerful Sith died in that cave, leaving a permanent dark side presence. Yoda chose to live there because his light side aura and that dark side one would cancel each other out, therefore rendering him undetectable by the empire and avoiding the purge. God didn't you read the books?
+Babalooza No, why should he have? If it was really an important piece of information, the movie itself should've found a way to deliver it. One shouldn't have to rely on books to enjoy a movie. Especially a book that was written after the fucking movie!!
+Babalooza Books which are no longer canon.
+Babalooza Even still, it's irrelevant from a Force standpoint. From the perspective of what the movies told us, Yoda lived there because he figured no one would ever find him there.
+Babalooza Explaining things away via novelizations after the fact is just dishonest.
+Zoran Mudronja I don't know about "Explaining away". Most of the Star Wars novels and comics that made up the expanded universe are based on the entire star wars canon that George Lucas had put to paper before the first film was even made. He created the entire history of the star wars universe before the movies not after them. He even thought that he would make a total of 9 episodes but only ended up making 6 himself before he got tired of it. The problem with most films is that it can't explain things the way books can. Any cinema sins episode that discuss a movie that has literary equivalents can find most of the answers to their sins in the pages.
"No one just gets stabbed by a light sabre in this series, do they?"
Me: "Qui-Gon Jin, Han Solo..."
Kit fisto
This video was relased before the 7th movie, so Qui-Gon only.
And Kit Fisto
+Detelin Arnaudov kit fisto wasn't stabbed he was slashed.
Saesse tin
Wait, did you miss Han's Hell reference? 'Apparently in a galaxy far far away they developed the religion of Christianity first.'
He removed a sin for it. I don't know why.
dumb
"Hell," as a concept, existed in other religions. The word "Hel," in fact, is from Norse mythology.
New York Knights Combat other religions based on Earth. Point in fact I don't really care and am just being picky, but since he hammers movies for the slightest infractions, it would stand to reason this would be one.
K. Wright
Well, we could go for the No-Prize, and say that in this galaxy far, far, away, the developped the concept of "Hel" a long time ago. Then when the Jedi came to Earth, they were perceived as gods by the Norsemen. This would be the origin of Hel on Earth, the name of which was adopted by the Christians and applied to English translations of the Bible. :)
"The 'C' in C-3PO stands for 'cock-block"... I had just taken a swig of beer and proceeded to nearly choke to death after I heard that...
dead means no shagging, 3p0 nearly got you too..
"No, I am you father." Sin: HOLY F*CKING SHIT. This is the greatest plot twist in all of cinema. I am duty-bound to remove ten sins, and I don't think anyone will object."You were lucky to get out of there". Sin: This could have been a lot funnier had Luke made some witty joke...
In the old one he says your lucky you don't taste good it was halarios
I know; that's what I was referring to. They usually sin some of the re-release changes, so I was bringing that one up.
Except if you watched from the return of the sith
The Phoenix Channel Why's that? Because Anakin and Padme have "the least believable romance"?
+Luke Dias At least they have one. Thx to the force recycled, han and leia are complete losers :)
8:24 - And not just any planet - on Anakin's home planet. With his actual relatives. Using his actual name. Witness Protection, eat your heart out.
you think i'd go back to a planet full of sand?
+Darth Vader exactly. Also you thought padmé died before giving birth, the twins were separated and tatooine is both controlled by the hutts and the empire ignores it
Bob Feet
yep, but those are minor reasons, sand is the major issue
Hans M. Sigfried
of course, have you ever seen sand on a star destroyer? i don't think so
Yes, it's coarse and irritating and gets everywhere... like ectoplasm vomited from ghost skeletons...
Even my favorite movie of all time isn't without flaws...
+StarGeek youre rght theyres Nothing wrong In Empire and Cinema Sins in Acting Wierd
+Manuel Danner Do you even words? He said ISN'T without flaws.
scovelme Well there is Some Problems But not Many
*W*hy do *Y*ou *W*rite *W*ords *L*ike *I*t's a *T*itle
Roll With It.
In the world of Star Wars, there must be thousands of habitable planets for the Rebels to build their base and hide from the Empire. For some reason the pick the frozen world of Hoth.
This guy gets it. In theory there’s millions if not billions of planets. Plenty of places like Endor where it’s just a mild/moderate forest planet (or moon, same difference for the purpose of building a base). But nooooo let’s use a ridiculous amount of resources and infrastructure that we definitely don’t have to build a base on this cruddy frozen wasteland. Perfect 👌
Arguably, that Hoth was ideal for the exact reason you mention. They figured the Empire would go searching through habitable planets for them and not waste time of frozen wastes. Unfortunately, the Rebels underestimated the Empire.
@@atomicgator5207 and beacuse of Probe droids they could search so many planets with out even using Stormtroopers so Thats also a reason Hoth was a Good choice even tho it was not Good enough
Who else got chills at the 'I am your father' scene?
+Timothy Hoffman damn, i got so many chills out of so many scenes in this movie i lost the count. let's see, the hoth battle, the han and leia kiss, pulling the x-wing out of the swamp, i am your father, piett shitting his pants fearing vader is about to choke him to death (which doesn't happen)...
yarpen26 Star Wars is LOVE Star Wars is LIFE
+Timothy Hoffman I got chills when I fist saw and I already knew about that twist!
+Timothy Hoffman John Travolta... And they're multiplying.
That should have taken 25 sins atleast
The one I'm surprised you missed is as the Falcon pulls away from the fleet, Lando is totally wearing Hans cloths....like WTF Lando...stay out of my dresser!!
Yes, thank you! Was just about to comment this!
he needed a changed of clothes and that's all that was on the Falcon. He didn't have time to pack. No sin. Never understood the people who make a big deal out of this.
They clearly had been there for a while, I'm sure he could have gotten some new cloths by then. Its still a little weird to be wearing Hans cloths at that point.
I doubt they had an Express store on that medical ship. A little weird, maybe, but hardly sinnable.
The way I see it is that Harrison Ford hadn't extended his contract to Return of the Jedi (Whereas Fisher and Hamill had), hence being frozen in carbonite. I think Lando's character was brought in as a potential replacement for Han, should Ford have decided not to return.
Just think, one day there will be a video Everything Wrong With The Force Awakens!
+xUltimatexInstinctx 1. too much hype. 2. NOT ENOUGH HYPE
+xUltimatexInstinctx Depends on how we see it. If it's good, we'll dread CinemaSins making the video. If it sucks, we'll be waiting impatiently for the video. December 18th is when we'll find out if "The Force Awakens" is good or not.
jbvader721 indeed. watching this one was a mistake for me
+jbvader721 are you serious?
i will be waiting impatiently ESPECIALLY if its good.
xUltimatexInstinctx, just give 3 weeks to CinemaSins and they will take apart that forced merchandising Disney Empire attack of Nostalgia with more plot holes than maybe the whole three prequels together. Considering that Disney disregarded 30 years of some decent post or pre films novels and comics and started from scratch expect plenty of Cinema Sins on Episode VII.
2:26 Cause he's freezing, was just attacked by a giant monster, and the blood is rushing to his head
Luke to Han on Hoth:
"I don't detect any lifeforms"
Gets thumped by abominable snowman... lifeform.
And yet people still claim that the OT is flawless LOL
And yet people still claim that the OT is flawless LOL
@@bluepearl_22 why did u comment twice?
@@bluepearl_22 why did u comment twice?
@@bluepearl_22 all movie had flaws, even the best one and nothing in this world that flawless
does anyone else think that leia isnt all that hot?
+musicf3b meh, she has her moments
+musicf3b as han solo said, "she might not look like much kid, but she's got it where it counts".
Nah she's not. Padme could obtain the D though
Fuck off.
+musicf3b I guess you have to grow up with it, unless *you* did then I don't really know. I personally find her pretty average.
Take away sin 43. The reason they weren't slipping was because it was an ALL TERRAIN armoured transport
Bingo!
+TheEye22 see he doesn't think he just assumes. Also does the R in AT-RT stand for recon?
+Bob Feet I think so
It's not supposed to make sense. It's comedy. In Jeremy's own words "We're not critics. We're assholes."
Dont tell him or he might pull the stick out of his ass
Why is he talking like he’s tryin not to wake up the house
maybe he doesn't
thats how jeremy talks in all is videos
I laughed harder than I should have at Klu Klux Trooper
BoT_Renegade ikr I was playing star wars battlefront 2 and I thought hang on a second the snow troopers look a little like kkk members
Me too
I would like your comment, but that would ruin 69 likes...
BoT_Renegade I
BoT_Renegade same
Ok, I can actually watch this video now. God, Kevin Smith is so ungodly unfunny. I wouldn't put him in a movie I didn't like just to be ironic.
+Remlap1223
You know ungodly funny means really funny, right? Not whatever you thought it meant.
Same! I didn't watch EWW A New Hope for the same reason!
Aaaand the bitching continues... stfu, I hope jeremy puts him in for the remainder of the stars war eww just to piss off the ungrateful asshats like yourself who bitch about a free video on the internet that his parents pay for. You and anyone like you can fuck off.
+Gnator8t4 same
Welsch Laffarou
Oh come on man, like you've never made a typo before in your life.
"Why does Luke's patrol perfectly coincide with the probe's arrival?"
That's the whole point of a patrol.... To see enemies coming.
And, at LEAST 2 probes landed on Hoth... who knows how many total...
8:18 He doesn't consider himself Anakin Skywalker anymore, they're referring to his past self like another person because they consider him another person
Exactly
or it's bad writing. the Emperor could've said "wait Luke SKYWALKER?!, aren't you Anakin SKYWALKER?! you told me Padme didn't give birth, yet you liar!! anyways turn him to the Dark Side and make the Empire stronger, he is your son after all"
@@Mhats But that would ruin the entire reveal of Anakin being Luke's father
@@pajamas_the_emo don't forget this is the same guy who wrote the prequels, if i remember correctly prequel haters say George has terrible writing, terrible execution, terrible effects, it has CGI when it should be puppets and toys. it reflects of both trilogies. or do you think nostalgia plays a role.
@@Mhats First of all, the prequels are amazing because they're so poorly written. All the best memes came from the prequels. They're so bad that they're good. Second, I was a child when the prequels came out and wasn't really focused on how quality the script was or how crappy the CGI effects were. When you're just watching a movie to enjoy it and not focusing on all the stuff they got wrong, you tend to not care about the technical aspects. I understand why George went CGI crazy with the prequels. He had a vision that he had to compromise a lot in the originals because he didn't have the means of making the huge world he had imagined. When CGI became a thing, he saw that he could finally bring to life all of the visions in his head. It's really not his fault that early 2000s CGI sucks, he was working with what he could. Nostalgia plays a huge role in that the originals were just that: the originals. Darth Vader being Luke's father was HUGE back in the 80s because no one had seen it coming. To reveal the secret in such an unceremonious way as Palpatine saying "Luke Skywalker, son of Anakin Skywalker who, by the way, is you" would disappoint all of the fans. Just like when Kylo said "you're a Palpatine" there wasn't some huge gasp in the audience. We all knew what was coming because Disney had given away that Palpatine was going to be in the movie.
A shelter?! That's kooky talk. Next you're going to tell me there's no gravity in space, right? :)
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WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!!! YOU DIDN'T SAY "scene dose not contain a lap
dance" AT THE PART WHEN PRINCES LEIA LANDED ON HAN'S
LAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ding"!
+CinemaSins helter skelters shelter
+CinemaSins Heh....you're mic overloaded in the beginning....tis ok...we forgive you...I do at least....
...(*DING!*)
Two major sins you didn't address:
1.) Out of all the places Luke could've landed on a planet he landed in the exact swamp in the exact location of Yoda.
2.) How did he know where Leia and Han were
+HouseHeisenberg Explanation
1.) The Force
2.) The Force
+J4ck0f5p4d3s Dont remember in which books exaclty but: 1.) Yoda is the one that took control of Luke's X-wing, *gently* crashing it near his house. 2.) Luke and Leia are twins, connected by the force. Luke felt Leia in grave danger, hence why he had to leave so suddenly.
max appleseed
Naw dawg. The force.
+max appleseed Did e feel it when Han slid his tongue down Leia's throat?
+Rahsaan Footman If she liked it a whole bunch, probably yes. (Which could be awkward in the falcon)
I always thought that the "other" hope was Vader
+aimz210 I though he meant that in the darkness there is always hope for the galaxy somehow
+aimz210 Isn't it?
Yellow .Harry It was Leia.
Nah by this point Vader is considered a lost cause. For all intents and purposes Anakin, who himself was thought to be the Chosen One is dead. Leia, powerful in the force herself was "plan C" as it were.
The other hope is someone we don't know yet. Not Leia, not Luke...probably someone in The Force Awakens
The issue I have with the AT-ATs is that the feet don't sink at all when it takes a step. For this to be the case, Hoth has to be mostly super dense rock and/or metal covered in about 3' of snow....which its not.
Ice can hold shit up. Hell, with feet that wide, even snow would probably hold it up pretty good.
What I didn’t understand was, why didn’t they all use their tow cables and harpoons to trip them up
About this "A jedi never uses the force for attack." Force pushing, Lightsabers, Deflecting fire back so it kills your opponent, killing Sith.. And even if you say those things came about after this movie, Luke used the force to shoot torpedos into the death star at Obi-Wan's urging....
Stephen LeGresley That's what I didn't get, but when they say "attack" I think they mean with malicious intent/for evil purposes.
Thats different though, he said "never for attack". to me that sounds extreme on the pacifist end.
Arguably though, all those actions are still in line with the "non-attack" creed. For example, deflecting blaster fire back onto those firing is defensive in nature, simply returning the opponents own force onto them. Or the fact that jedi consistently try to capture sith, rather than kill them. Darth maul was only killed in a moment of anger following the death of qui-gon, dooku was supposed to be captured and only was killed as part of anakin's subversion to the dark side, even palpatine was only attempted to be captured until after he had already killed most of the jedi master's.
As for the luke/death star part, well not only was luke only partially conscious in his use of the force he also at that point had never gone through any formal jedi training. How was he supposed to know jedi didn't attack in that manner. That also goes to why luke is generally a bad example for that sort of formal "jedi never attack" creed because he's never more than partially trained and what training he does have is focused on the ultimate ending of the emperor. So while he "knows" the non-violent approach he never really is given a chance to practice it.
You can deflect fire back in a way that doesn't kill the opponent. And Obi-wan directly instructed him to use the force to shoot the missiles and blow up the death star killing millions. You either have a pacifist philosophy or you dont.
But they don't have a pacifist philosophy, there's a huge difference between "not attacking" and non-violence. The jedi are devoted to balance above all else, hence the returning of equal force unto the attacker, without worrying all that much at that point whether it results in death. Basically every time you see the jedi as aggressors its trying to disable and capture, not kill (with a certain leeway in things like the clone wars where they technically were fighting droids not sentient life). Even that death star attack is arguably just returning equal force, the death star had just blown up a planet of billions so firing missiles to destroy it just returning that violence. It's not a perfect philosophy (a major theme are jedi struggling with the dark side after all) but you have to consider how the jedi's overall dedication to balance works and how that effects the way they approach an idea of "never using the force to attack."
Why would you sin the "I'm your father" line?!?
In the context of the remash edition, Palpatine foreshadows and blows it when telling Anakin Vader about it. In the 1980 original, it was a big deal. After fiddling for the new version, the version CinemaSins reviewed because the remastered is said to be the only "canonical" one...
@@ShamrockParticle Even if the Emperor's exposition about Anakin Skywalker was there in 1980 we didn't know that Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker at that time... so it does not spoil the reveal The Sin is not valid in my opinion. Take 10 sins off!!!!
Cause cinemasins sucks
@@everybodylovesraymond8839 Obi-Wan's ambigous statements about Luke's father as well as Yoda palying along with it is clearly meant as a cheap way to subverd the audience's expectations. There is no rational explanation for why he would do that. Obi-Wan's lame ass excuse in episode 6 makes it even more dumb. It doesn't ruin the movie for me but it will always be a cheap move imo.
Austin King your fucking delusional
Sin 30 is false, Han says he is setting up shelter.
5:17
number 43 is also false. They have tows and harpons for events much like the one we see in the movie, you think they would have never fought one of these before. Also if you do the whole "if they have done this before why would they repeat the orders". Then you would be happy to know that even if the operation has been done before it is good to make sure everyone is on the same page and doing the same thing. Also you are supposed to give orders before a battle even if what they will be is obvious.
@@randomdams9179 How about "that armor's too thick for blasters"
Then they shoot them in the same armor once they've fallen and NOW they blow up.
@@SpecialEDy the event you narrated here is classified as a sin.
The armor at the top of the AT-AT is probably thinner , just like with real life armored vehicles. When the AT-AT fell over, that's where the snowspeeder shot at.
When Han says "Then I'll see you in hell" What exactly is HELL in Star Wars?
Episode Eight, The Last Jedi.
@@All2Meme Actually it's all Disney movies that claim to be Star Wars.
His ship is called the Millennium Falcon... Millennium *Falcon*.
They’re also speaking English??? How is that possible in another galaxy?
@@duckpeck9467 bro, you obviously never heard of "language conventions"
"different combinations of ways a writer manipulates language to show the audience something in a unique way"
The sequels.
The sequels are star wars hell...
"Nobody just gets stabbed in this series" RIP Han
Also Qui-Gon.
Epic foreshadowing is epic
Rip qui gon
+zemorph42 stormtrooper that finn killed
and those lame-ass jedi trying to arrest Palpatine
I love when sims get removed. It makes me smile.
You will love CinemaWins.
Aren't you meant to keep sims alive for as long as possible? I know they're annoying but keeping them alive _is_ the premise of the game.
I hate when the Sims get removed!! The objective is to keep them alive!!
Its sins not sims.
@@ingriddubbel8468 r/woosh
Aka ur an idiot
Just glad Kevin Smith isn't in this one. The Jar Jar of CinemaSins.
yh
Me sa think you my new homey
+Ben LaCloche jar jar would say pollo, me bombad pollo.
EVERYTHING NEW SUCKS
"Yoda talks about Luke to a ghost in front of Luke, and this is his way of revealing himself to actually be Yoda."
Sorry guys but I think that's one sin removed ☺️
Erica Breaux he's nitpicking, if he was a fan he would of understood that yoda acting crazy and humorous was a facade to test Luke's patience.
Seriously no sins removed for "I am your father"?
I know, right? It is one of the most iconic lines of all time! James Earl Jone's commanding voice brought it and these movies to legend. (Now if we could appreciate David Prowse more.)
It could have been better, also their assholes.
"Obi-Wan killed you father." Was in the original script I believe. Only Jones and Hamel knew what was really being said.
Was there a Directors Cut of this movie, I felt like the lines where better than what's presented in this video?
@@mdm5216I don't believe Hamel knew either, hence the over acting NOooOooOo oooh. (He wasn't prepared for the line imo)
Actually, Yoda is over 900 years old.
+WhismurDuzThings No Yoda is not over 900 years old... Look up his age, before he died his age was 874. So close to 900 lol.
+Renee “sharpiiee” Narnia Yoda rounded up. Only a sith deals in absolutes... lol.
No when he died he was 874... I looked it up.
+The Marlow Facts Show At the start of the Clone Wars Anakin was 19, at the end he was 21. The Empire Strikes Back takes place 22 years after the Clone Wars ended, so he was 43. There was never an official age given for Yoda, however a commercial for Attack of the Clones gave his age at the time as 874, though his age has never been specified in canon.
He trained Jedi for 800 years, and lived to be damn near 900. Even Yoda had to have a master
Don't you think that maybe, just maybe the rebels had a base on hoth long before part IV? JUSTSAYIN
+Jammsbro There are no sexiest leia moments, she is hideous, then and now.
+Jammsbro Have you seen Return of the Jedi? Bam.
+War Machine No, Jammsbro is right. She looks like an irritated cleaning lady.
Actually no. In the new Marvel Star Wars comics "Princess Leia", they search for a new base after the Battle of Yavin. This is also official canon so therefore they didn't find Echo Base on Hoth until after the destruction of the first Death Star.
+FJAR1635 Yeah, when you use new comics to esplain a script from 35 years ago, you have to be dismissed. The person who wrote that probably wasn't even born when this was written.
Also I think I have an answer for your question around 15:15. Vader assumed that Obi-Wan had trained Luke, because in A New Hope, Obi-Wan had brought Luke to the ship to rescue Leia. Hell, Vader killed Obi-Wan himself. So how would Vader _not_ assume Obi-Wan had trained him? Vader also had no real reason to believe that Obi-Wan and Luke had just met and started training with each other for less than a week; they could have been training for quite some time. Luke could just have been a mediocre student.
No one just gets stabbed in this series, huh? Tell it to Solo.
Spoilers much?
Movie's been out over a month. Anyone who cared should have seen it already.
+Mario in Disguise that's such shit logic man
Look, I'm just trying to defend my side.
+Mario in Disguise I used to live in Spain, where I could only watch films in Spanish, so I had to wait for the movies to come out on DVD before I could enjoy them.
Some people are too busy and have not yet had the time to watch it, since a lot of people, especially in this economy, will be too busy working as hard as they possibly can to watch a film.
You do not watch a movie in the womb. Some people just have not seen it yet because infants rarely go to the cinema, so of course they have to watch it when they get older, by which time you and many others would have spoiled it for them, ruining an experience that lots of people have treasured in their memories their whole lives.
Some people just do not care about watching Star Wars, but may care one day in the future, at which point you have already spoiled it to them, reducing their likelyhood of actually watching it at all because they feel they know what happens.
In regards to those last two points, when you already know the plot and big twists in a film before you have seen it, then why bother to watch it at all?
It takes very little effort to put a "FORCE AWAKENS SPOILER WARNING" in your comment.
"Covering a robots mouth prevents it from talking,"
Or it's in C3PO's programming to interoperate it as "Stop Talking" or "You can't speak doing this" as if he is to respond like a human
Or, it's not.
@@Zach-Fetters It's actually a pretty interesting and credible explanation, but reading stuff into movies that is nowhere conveyed IN the movie is something only film students gabbing in the college cafeteria should do.
C3PO is a protocol Droid that knows hundreds if not thousands of spoken and unspoken languages, I'm sure he knows what a hand on your mouth while speaking means
That was a tongue in cheek joke by Han Solo who has zero respect for droids. That totally was intended as a visual gag an not really a movie sin.
Because we like those.
Probably Harrison Fords idea. I'd bet the millennium Falcon on it!!
@@Majin_Koolaid C3PO is familiar with 6 million forms of communication, as said in ANH.
New favorite sin: ku-kluks-stormtrooper
It’s ‘Ku Klux’
Where is that?
Zhou Enlai r/woosh
cinemasins forgot to say that's racist
16:48 “You guys have hyperdrive, right?” I was laughing so hard over that lol
Except the falcon has been well established in the previous movie to be faster than the imperial SDs...
Somehow he was able to follow Leia's ship through Hyperspace when she got the plans, but not now?
As soon as I get to that part I find your comment
did you know there are people who have NEVER heard of star wars...shame
+redviper57 They're called hermits.
+redviper57 the very thought makes me sad
+redviper57 There are also people in my grade who think twilight and paranormal activities is better than star wars
Chris Heyburn those people need to be killed...
If they're killed then they'll never experience how good star wars is
13:19 The falcon is going at sub-light speed because the hyperdrive doesn't work, so it probably takes around 8 years to get there. Han, Leia and Chewie don't run out of supplies because relativity, and this is why Luke has time to train for so long. Vader can set up the ambush because he had YEARS advance warning about this. That's also why by the end of the movie, the rebels have this huge fleet assembled, while at the beginning they have their asses handed to them at Hoth. They've had years to rebuild.
+Joshua Evans-Lowell In fact, that's five or six sins right there.
+mAtt
I wouldn't say "galaxies" since all this takes place in a single galaxy. That being said, if there is FTL travel, why would FTL communication be impossible?
+whiterabbit75 Tele-communication is FTL. Being that radio, cellphone, tele- whatever are made up of light waves.....so yeah... Still gregariously slow considering the size of an average galaxy/
Not FTL just L.
Greer Jones
Just an FYI; FTL means faster than light.
The snow speeder goes up and down over the hills because it can only fly at a certain height
Exactly!
+UrryClarkAnimation that explains a lot of my deaths in lego star wars...
Star Wars Battlefront disagrees.
Screw flight physics the game is still irrelevant.
Really? In LEGO Star Wars 2 you could beat a space battle level with that
Them seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut.
And they did.
An epic war shall be thought in these comments.. Best sequel ever made? I'd say so..
Godfather Part II is better, and two towers is just as good
I think so however I'm biased since I didn't like godfather or lord of the rings. However I've heard terminator 2 was good
Thomas Phillips
I'd say ESB is much better than either of those. Although Aliens and Terminator 2 deserve a special mention.
+bowser515 The fight is between:
empire strikes back
terminator 2
aliens
the dark knight
2 of this movies are from james cameron
+bowser515 Tbh, my list of "best sequels" include X-Men DOFP, X2, T2, Tron Legacy, and Fury Road.
FEED ME UR HATE.
CimenaSins, I am disappointed in you, no sin for Lando wearing Han's cloths when he flies off with Chewie at the end?????
That always made sense to me, mainly because he escaped Cloud City without packing, in need of a change of clothes he used some from Han's wardrobe which would be on the ship
I know Brian Griffin said it, but really look closer and you can see they are not the same clothes...
4:41 How was Vader talking, inhaling, and exhaling all at the same time?
You don't breath while you talk? His suit just makes it very loud.
He does that all the time. Pretty sure the actual explanation is some technical mumbo-jumbo about his breathing being basically entirely artificial.
It's explained in supplementary material that his entire breathing is regulated artificially. As such, he can talk while breathing. Kind of has to, really.
The iconic Vader breath is his respiratory machine pumping, not him actually breathing.
7:43 Actually i'll say this, I'm sure the reason Obi-Wan and Yoda act as if they aren't themselves at first is to be sure they aren't being tricked by the Empire to come out of hiding so they can be killed by them. Just a thought.
I mean, Obi-Wan knew Luke from the beginning, even if we exclude the prequels. How should they trick him? Same for Yoda, who was talking to Obi-Wans ghost. It is just a cheap way for subversion, but back then these subversion moments weren't seen as problematic as today for some reason. I mean, just take the "I am your father." line which is so iconic despite just being a moment to shock the audience (well, it gives the protagonist an additional part in the drama of the story, but I think you get what I mean). And while I can see why people would criticise newer movies for the things they criticise, I don't really understand why they love them in the old ones. I mean, I loved these moments back when I was a kid and saw the movies for the first time. But I think it would be similar with the new movies as well.
or it's terrible writing, terrible execution and terrible story telling, i mean this is from the same guy who made the prequels. nothing but CGI when it should be puppets and toys.
MadHatterx sure the cgi wasn’t the best but when does “puppets and toys” make a good movie? There’s a good reason as to why they didn’t reveal themselves first. Yoda knew who luke was cuz obi wan told him to train luke when he got there but before he did he wanted to see what kind of person luke really was so acting as someone random he encountered would’ve gotten a good sense of what kind of person he is and if he can be trained. Then with obi wan first of all he knew luke but couldn’t outright tell him everything all tho years he was growing because Luke’s aunt and uncle forbid obi wan from training him. Then when he could he didn’t want Luke to potentially to turn the dark side to be with his father so he told him the story in a different way which would leave luke wanting to defeat the empire rather than join. And when told he owned R2 he wasn’t lying, he never owned him because R2 belonged to Anakin but in some comics it was revealed he acknowledged R2 in the falcon for a sec but obviously didn’t want to let anyone know about his past.
@@mickeywonders3764 ive said it before but man you fuckers will do anything to defend bad writing wont you
@@alexreilly6121 LMAOOO bro read the comics and listen to some behind the scenes with what George was trying to do with the set up, all of it is true, there’s no need to defend anything when it’s straight facts. The whole point of yoda switching from crazy random dude to master yoda was to test Luke’s character cuz if Luke were to find out that’s yoda the great master then he’d obviously give him respect but yoda wanted to see his true colors first, a lot of film take this troupe because it’s effective in story telling such as in Star Wars. You can’t be this ignorant to hate the fact that George thought this out just cuz you don’t like the prequels
So... RoJ is next week so what is the week Force Awakens comes out??? Holiday Special? :D
+Grayson Myers EPISODE 1. THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
+Grayson Myers every single starwars movie in a row
+Grayson Myers The Clone Wars pilot movie.
+Grayson Myers Wouldn't RoJ be Thursday? Then Episode 1 next Tuesday and so on?
+Grayson Myers that would be The Awesomest Ever
Wait...if he was making brownies...and it's been three years...and minutes in ghost time is years in reality time...
GHOST JEDI CAN MAKE BROWNIES IN 3 MINUTES?!
+RUclips, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update. That's what I thought when he said that!
+RUclips, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update. He used the force lightning and got them done in 3 seconds be waited the rest of the 3 minutes waiting for them to cool down
+RUclips, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update. He did not say how many minutes in ghost time would go by for every year in living time. For all we know, he meant that 20 minutes went by every year.
Ean521 Normally I'm up for internet debates, but I think I'm going to let the theoretical time dilation between ghost jedi and reality in terms of the cooking of brownies alone lol.
+Horrors of Cerberus Force lightning is a dark side ability GOD THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR IDIOCY.......
jk
Why does Vader think Obi-Wan trained Luke? Because he doesn't know about Yoda. This was a time of bliss, when the prequels didn't exist.
When you weren't born also it was a time of bliss
Um. No. He assumed Obi-wan trained Luke b/c he saw Luke in the Death Star reacting to Obi-Wan's death.
No way Vader didn't know about Yoda. Vader is still a former Jedi in this continuity, even without the prequels. And if Yoda trained Obi-Wan, then no doubt Anakin would have been told about him.
He just assumed Obi-Wan trained him because they came together on the Death Star. He did not know Yoda was on Dagobah, much less that Luke went there.
He probably thought Yoda had died. Maybe the Emperor never told him Yoda escaped.
Holy shit, Leia fully created the standard, fall/autumn, Becky uniform in the beginning of this. All she’s missing is a pumpkin spice latte
Last I checked the speeders were just stuff Rebels scrounged up and adapted as per usual. Thus, they weren't actually designed for these conditions but had to be modified and their original purpose was to tow stuff hence the cables; they were just adapted for defensive combat by adding the lasers. Thus, all the stuff about those is perfectly fine.
You're correct. They took their galaxy's equivalent of pickup trucks, slapped some cannons on them, and modified them to work in the cold.
Why fucking harpoons though?
They aren't actual harpoons, just thingamajigs with magnets on them to attach to whatever you're trying to tow.
They said 'Harpoons,' hence the sin.
Reading some Book about how the Rebels built Speeder Bikes should also not be required.
Right these are just in reference to only watching the movie. There are tons of source materials that answer these problems and I am aware of lots of them, but watch these using only the movies as a reference point. Also lets be honest that most of the source material was only made up in response to people saying "wtf, that doesn't make sense".
You forgot one sin. Luke escapes and the saber turning off sound is heard but the saber is still on. **ding**
When
Vuurster gaming When he exits the monster cave after cutting off the arm of the creature that attacked him
frankly, that is the most bizarre basic error they made after adding those scenes for the "special edition". Always bothered me that they changed so much but let this one slip!
13:20 The Empire beat Han to Cloud City because the Falcon was limping without a functioning hyperdrive. Vader's ship could blink there, Han virtually had to crawl over six months. (The same amount of time as Luke was training on Dagobah with Yoda.)
Jamie Sleeman Yet the fact that it took that long for Vader to get Han and Friends is silly. Boba Fett obviously contacted Vader or the Empire about where they're going. In the same conversation, he should've given the Empire their coordinates so the Empire could send X amount of ships to capture the Falcon, then go to Bespin or Random Planet A to wait for Luke. And the movie does a poor job converying how long it took to do most anything. When did anyone say 6 months?
Andy Miller In the film the time period wasn't mentioned. You have to be as big a nerd as me and have read the script and novelisation. As for Vader finding the falcon first, it's a lot easier to find a ship in space at its destination rather than en-route. Space between stars is mind-bendingly vast and even the Executor's (Vader's flagship) scanners can only cover so much area. It would be like throwing a handkerchief into a football field and hoping it covered a particular blade of grass.
Jamie Sleeman With all their tech, that's seems like nonsense. Plus, again, with Bona Fett telling them their exact location, it'll be easier. And if by chance interstellar space fucks with sensors, Boba has the Falcon in visual range. so he can fire his lasers or do something to make it easier.
Andy Miller Only seems like nonsense if you know little about astro-physics. Tech is wonderful but it still has limitations, as Piett (I think) says to Vader. Of course this is a fantasy universe where there is a Force and lightsabres and writers who think Jar Jar "is the key", so any explanation might be serious or silly.
It’d had to be 13 days
I agree, Han finding Luke is the most unbelievable thing watching now as an adult... would've made the most sense if Leia was the one that found him, she went along with Han.
i think he had a tracker with him, thing with the antennae, and they knew where he was headed