Everything Wrong With Captain Marvel In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2019
- Captain Marvel was a huge hit at the box office and most fans seemed to enjoy it. It's not amazing, but it's not bad either. It's a solid MCU film, and as such... it has sins.
Next week: Some animated bullsh*t and some action sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Fury in Winter Soldier:”The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye”
Also lost it to a Cat
Michael Sosa Well, the “cat” had already literally eaten three Kree soldiers and an all-powerful cosmic artifact, so you can’t blame Fury for wanting to be cautious around others.
The Mad Titan: I think he was saying that the buildup and mystery of how he lost his eye deserved a much, much better answer. At least I didn’t like the way he lost it
Well he did trust the cat
Jay Yadav Exactly! He was trusting Goose not to swallow and possibly kill him. He doesn’t really know anything about Flerkens.
Garret Buschkamp Also, what were you expecting? A Kree soldier to slice it off with an energy sword?
"I worked at 3 different Blockbusters in my lifetime"
Well that explains a lot.
@@nikkiofthevalley bruh
Where did he say that??
@@adityaanuragi6916 u obviously skipped various of the video
And he even went into store policy, merchandise display procedures, etc. too! That was pretty hardcore blockbusting he did there.
@@adityaanuragi6916 3:27
The annoying thing is that Carol doesn’t have any emotions in this movie, but everyone keeps telling her to stop being emotional.
i agree. I am not sure whether Brie Larson is always acting like that, but for CM they could have casted Kristen Stewart instead and nothing would have changed at all
@@oculusvision558 Brie Larson is a fantastic actress, her character in this movie just felt bad. Like, the writing wasn't good and the actual character build was supposed to be based on emotions of superiority, not like anger or something like that. And she clearly does have a superiority complex (CM not Brie Larson), but I wish they would have mentioned that because it literally took me watching the movie 4 times to understand that her "emotions" were the superiority complex.
@@jaynovak6837 well that bit they got straight out of the comics, cuz Carol's whole personality in the comics is that superiority complex that rarely ever gets her anywhere
Yeah plus there is no development. In all stand alone MCU films the hero has some change.
For thor he became humbled instead of the arrogant prince of asgard
For tony he went through a change where he recognised his humanity
Ant man and captain america sacrificed themselves to save their loved ones.But captain marvel? All she does is punch harder and shoot stronger not character development there. Not even some humility towards the end.
So for quick explanation: Kree are supposed to have no emotion at all because they are made to go in commit genocide and get out with no emotion. Carol in terms of humans does not show much emotion at all, however in terms of Kree has too many emotion, that is why the Kree kept telling her she needs to stop showing it.
they decided to make her a strong character by not giving her any real obstacles or hardships to overcome and that's not even the worst decision they've made
No hardships. She fell from that swing
@@anthonybarefoot6744 more than rey
I think, I dont remember
@@attackfleed1301 I was joking
Basically crappy Superman all over again
Also no personality
i honestly think they should have saved the stan lee intro for Endgame
He deserved better.
Yeah, because this movie sucked lol.
@aviato287 x because this was the first mcu movie after his death and you have to show respect asap, I mean Stan Lee didn't even create Carol Danvers as a character at all but since he was the face of marvel they just had to show horn it in
Exactly
Because it totally matters in which movie it is...
"The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."
- Nick Fury, *Captain America: The Winter Soldier*
He really trusted that cat...
He probably 'milks' the hidden reason behind losing the eye in a myriad of ways throughout his SHIELD career. After all, he neither confirms nor denies the 'official story' that a Kree burned it out.
Stop.
Explaining.
The joke.
Also in Captain America: The Winter Soldier: We see an old photo of Nick Fury, when he was clearly older than he was during this movie, with two healthy eyes.
It boils my blood to be honest! What the hell did Marvel become? I really wanted to know how he lost his eye and this is what they served me with
And it still makes no freaking sense
Who else watches CinemaSins/Wins after every movie they watch?
Yup
used to, but i find cinemwins gives way too many wins,often for things that realy aren't that great
I watch cinemaSins for movies I *haven't* watched, saving myself a couple hours in the process. This channel is like cliff notes for movies!
In this case, I watched it before the movie because I was pretty sure I didn't want to waste money, even for a $3 rental. I was right.
@@tommerker8063 True. I can't watch cinemawins for a movie I didn't like watching but I can watch cinemasins for movies I liked and didn't like because Jeremy's right...no movie really is without sin.
"The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye."
Dude, you told the Flerken you were trusting her not to EAT you. You didn't say nothin' about no eyes. Did she eat you? No. She saved your ass. Flerken ungrateful humans...
Lol plus goose is a him
@@Marvelfanatic3658 I posted that with the comic-book version in mind (I had recently heard that Carol had a "cat" named Chewie in the comics that laid Flerken eggs at the end of the story) and I was going to come back and correct it, but I double checked and the director actually intended for Goose to be female in the movie.
mashable.com/article/captain-marvel-cat-goose/
@@hiccuphufflepuff176 ohhh ok
Actually the skrull dressed as colson was the reason.
I’m surprised the two biggest sins weren’t spoken of.
Carols friend not even phased upon discovering she has powers and is an alien.
*boils kettle* “that’s pretty neat Carol”
Carols friend not even phased when she sees the skrull taking her human form and playing with her kid outside.
Like there is no way on earth I wouldn’t flip.
Strong independent females never lose their composure
@@aidanmattys7488 Strong independent black females, thank you verrrrrry much.
How about the full blown battle in the sky that no one notices
Maria was just glad that her sweetheart was back. Marol OTP
Exactly. How he thought that relationship was pulled off well kind of blows my mind. Brie is a good actress as seen from the first half of room but she wasn't given much to work with here. I wanted to see the events those two went through and not through quick flashbacks so I cared about their relationship. Show don't tell. He handled this one with kiddie gloves.
Cinemasins: *removes sins for stan lee intro
*everyone liked that*
He's probably trying to make up for the Infinity War video, which he completed before Stan Lee passed and uploaded after Stan Lee passed, so it still included a sin against a Stan Lee cameo.
Plus he still said he hates stan lee cameos, which is petty since most are cute jokes and are barley a passing glance. Does he hate all cameos made by creator's????
@@mOnStErSonfilm They're mostly filler. It's just kind of a running joke.
That is, they were, but as far as I can tell, there's only one movie left.
@@mettatonex7221 I use to believe that, but since he has now tried to justify his logo "joke" and I have talked to people that do actually hate stan lee cameos, who like Jeremy say the comics dont matter........I'm not so sure any more. The thing about satire is that jokes are written based on truth...
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I just hate when the Tesseract is being all Tesseracty
its me What for? It’s a cosmic artifact of immeasurable dominion over space. “Being Tesseracty” is the only thing it does.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 but sometimes it can be space stoney.
Actually, how does Steve return the space stone to 1970 withoutbthe big cube?
@@michaelwallace9461 yeah I know, but endgame was made just to crap on the original cast of avengers.
*Missed a sin*
Talos, when initially seeing the Flerkin: That’s not a cat!
Also Talos, 10 minutes later, when being asked about all the things he can shapeshift into: What’s a cat?
You don't have to know what a cat is if you can recognize a Flerken by sight. A Flerken is a Flerken.
The Flerken is also not a snozzwangler. I don't know what a snozzwangler is, but because I know I'm looking at a Flerken, I know it's not one
@@pschexy945 true but this ignores that a single item/personage can be multiple things: a man is a human, a son, a mammal, a banker/cop/musician, and could be a father, a brother, a felon/Christian/Muslim, etc
I think that Stan Lee intro would have been better on Endgame.
Same
I think endgame would have been better if this movie didn't exist.
@Godremembers Escobedo Huh? Captain Marvel was the first MCU movie after his death. It made sense that they would give him a tribute.
@@danielacosta3610 No, we won't get over it, they ruined the franchise that so many of us loved, they made the Prequels look like Shakespeare, the villains and relationships are entirely uninteresting and the First Order makes no sense at all, that's just off the top of my head, the sequel trilogy was taken the worst way possible and it's insane that the new fans just accept it because it's "progressive" and "empowering" even though the main characters power is completely unexplained and ridiculous. The story is trash and unacceptable for one of the most beloved franchise of _all time_
@@danielacosta3610 Good to know you have no rebuttal at all, just mockery
"1-in-a-billion fluke"....
7 billion humans on the planet.
So... at least 7 avengers, Right?
Julian Frazier it’s not for just earth though. This is the entire galaxy.
Because math!
Some of them became Avengers on purpose, too. Tony Stark didn't stumble upon the Iron Man suit; he built it after the planned attack on his convoy that led to his capture. Steve Rogers volunteered for the super soldier project that was the result of years of research, which I'm almost positive was not an accident. Thor was born with thunder powers and he was given his hammer because he proved he was worthy of it.
@@mettatonex7221 i guess only banner counts as an accidental avenger then
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I legit thought that when he said "I've owned a cat before" he said "I boned a cat before" and just froze.
I actually heard it too.
It felt like there were a lot of sins but somehow it wasn't that much
i think its because he tends to give some sins like 20 points for being particularly egregious in other videos
CinemaSins: *liked the Marvel intro*
Me: impossible
CinemaSins: *gave it a sin*
Me: These are confusing times
@PAPER STONE it was -4 and +1
600th like
Yeah he always sins stuff he likes
He took off a whole 4 sins though
Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.
Revelation 20:14-15
The one sin no one ever talks about is how in Iron Man 1 they were still figuring out the S.H.I.E.L.D name... but in this movie, set years before, they already have the name and logo.
I think they tried to ret-con that though because in Winter Soldier they mention how Peggy Carter and Howard Stark help found S.H.I.E.L.D.
@@6thgraderfriends retcons, the laziest of bad writing crutches.
Or maybe he was messing with Tony?
@@Wangitup And Pepper...
Coulson said in Iron Man just call us S.H.I.E.L.D to Pepper because pepper was saying the whole thing
For me, the Marvel logo at the start always gives you the hype or preparation before you watch the film and that's something I always wanna see. Like after a few years of not watching a Marvel movie and watching one again when one comes out nostalgia hits so good
Yes same for me as well
Me a single mom with 10 limes in the basket on the table 👀 him not realizing they sell fake lemons 🍋 for decoration at basically all stores 👀😂😂
Any situation ever: We need Captain Marvel
Every character ever: sHe'S oFf PlAnEt
No, Nick Fury just let thousands of New Yorkers die instead of calling her in, and thousands of Sekovians too. Also, he doesn't start making weapons until 14 years later when the Destroyer attacks (Thor 1) instead of right after this movie.
I feel like she just came late.
Thor-
Fury: CAPTAIN MARVEL, THERE'S AN ALIEN SPACE ROBOT!
Captain Marvel: I'm coming!
Fury: Nevermind, Thor dealt with it.
Captain Marvel: You mean the Norse God?
Avengers-
Fury: CAROL, THERE'S EVIL ALIENS!
Captain Marvel: Okay, I'm coming.
Fury: Nevermind, I replaced you.
Captain Marvel: WTF!
Age of Ultron-
Fury: EVIL ROBOTS!
Captain Marvel: Seriously?
Fury: YES!
Captain Marvel: I'm coming.
Fury: Nevermind, the replacements did it.
Captain Marvel: Ugh.
Infinity War-
Fury: *contacts Captain Marvel and turns to dust*
Captain Marvel: Meh, I'm sure he's fine.
*30 minutes later*
Captain Marvel: Fuck.
Ren Tran That makes a lot of sense. I mean, she didn’t show up on earth until days, possibly weeks, after Fury paged her, and all of those other huge threats were over in a day or two at most.
@@RenTran1 that actually makes so much sense.
Wasn't captain marvel supposed to be male
“never liked Stan lee cameos”
Angry marvel fans load rifles in the distance
I never liked Stan Lee, so there you go. (to be fair, I never particularly DISliked him... unless he created Captain Duhmerica, in which case I loathed him).
Hiraghm Jack created Captain America
Hiraghm You act like this random bit of news would be distressing to him when he was just making a joke lol.
@@Hiraghm Bro it's a joke.
@@Hiraghm and what's wrong with Steve?
15:24 is more relevant now due to WandaVision episode 4 & 5. Young Rambo seems really mad at Captain Marvel about it.
“She will not” bahahaha yeah poor Monica really got shortchanged there... she had pretty good exposition in WandaVision tho 🤣
At the end when she was dragging Yon Rogg to his ship, she was struggling a bit. But we just saw how strong she was. She should have been able to toss him over there if she wanted to.
I’m so glad you removed sins for the Stan Lee tribute in the beginning.
MISSION PASSED ➕ RESPECT
MegaSoulHero yea, if he sinned it i would have unsubbed
So am I
But 4 is not enough
Proof that Cinemasins has a heart
It would have been worth removing all of the sins if 1995 Nick Fury looked and acted exactly like Jules from Pulp Fiction.
i thought it was hilarious how much they made him look like his character in xXx, Augustus Gibbons. thats what i said as soon as he stepped out of the car "Augustus!!"
That would have been the 1978 version of Nick Fury.
What does Agent Coulson look like? Does he look like a bitch?
@@jarink1 Why? Pulp Fiction is set around 1993 when it was filmed. Cellphones and shit.
lRodrigo Santos
The real problem isn't that she makes a communicator out of a payphone - it's that the communicator transmits its signals instantaneously. The signal would have to move faster than the speed of light for that to work, and radio waves don't do that..
Yeah, that kinda stuff makes me die inside. Marvel kinda over Marvels their movies nowadays.
Writer(s): " I wrote a bunch of scenes that won't make any sense whatsoever to anyone who actually thinks about what's happening or why it's happening."
Producer: "Perfect!"
2:53 "You can't change an event by remembering it" but that's exactly how remembering things works.
“The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye.” So that someone is a cat?
Yes
MikeSaiyan99 well holding an animal THAT close to your face with freakin’ sharp claws and lightning fast strike time.. your kinda trusting it NOT to maul you. But, not the cats fault. Nobody should ever hold a cat like that, its condescending and I believe thats why they hate it. Grew up around a cat btw, and she only ever scratched me when I ignored warnings and pushed boundaries. Eventually we became trusting of each other enough she would want me to pet her belly and after some time even held her to my chest and just cuddled foe a while. She passes away a few years ago, and I’ll never forget or stop missing her.
Slinkerdeer he trusted the avengers to save New York ...
@@lilyoda787 Not enough to tell them about the weapons tesseract-powered.
I try to pretend that did'nt happened.
Nick Fury loses his eye to a damn alien cat friendly swipe.
Add 20 Sins.
Even though in the winter soldier, nick said last time i trusted someone i lost an eye
And people actually think this shit is funny
@@technine9770 he trusted the cat
no add 40 no 100 because it was so damn dumb
100 sins*
Marvel has that op problem with Scarlett Witch as well. In the movies she's one of the strongest heroes, but she doesn't even have her chaos magic reality warping abilities. I really think that Endgame would have been better if instead of having time travel be the way that they bring everyone back, they had Scarlett Witch use her reality alteration abilities to make it to where Thanos never got the Infinity Stones in the first place.
Honestly, the part that made me actually laugh out loud was the scene where Marvel got her powers, and her and the sniper duke it out.
Marvel: "You knew all along!.... is that why we never hang out?"
Sniper: "No, I just didn't like you."
Is it just me or do other people think should’ve saved the Stan Lee intro for Endgame
Not just you.
Same
They should've saved it for Endgame. Captain Marvel is a bad movie. Endgame is pretty freaking sweet
@@MrPonytron Even if Captain Marvel was the best movie in existence, Endgame would still probably outperform it so more people would see the intro.
Yes
YES
*!!!YES!!!*
Fury lost his eye to a cat?!
I waited THREE YEARS after watching Avengers to figure this out and it was A CAT??!!
*Please stop screeching that it wasn't a cat cause I don't give a flerken
Remember when fury told someone (I forgot who) that trust is what lost him his eye
But it's "FUNNY"... fucking sjws don't know real humor even though they unintentionally provide it constantly.
Never happened. This movie was just a nightmare.
@@thegreyjedi2372 I laughed harder than I should have XD
@@saucelesstatertot6349 He trusted that cat, man! Like a brother, man! [Cries]
The biggest problem I have with Captain Marvel? Both the Kree and the Skrulls were already going _way_ faster than light speed. In order to travel to another solar system, even if you are travelling at the speed of light, it would take you years to get there. Since both the Kree and Skrulls were able to travel to several places across the galaxy during the movie, either light speed is way faster than in the MCU, or the writers just don't understand basic science.
A big problem with this movie is that we learn what Carol has forgotten before she learns and then we see it AGAIN when she learns it.
Negative Sins for Stan Lee! Excelsior!
EXCELSIOR INDEED
@@primus0348 amen
Damn right
"Its a Double negative. It infers the positive"
Jason Statham, Chaos
because he's a patreon?
Movie: *has opening logo*
CinemaSins: *_Wait, that's illegal._*
Movie : has opening logo
Cinemasins: Actually , quantum mechanics forbids this.
So damn true. What did opening logos ever do to Jeremy?
@@jaschabull2365 prolonged the movie
@@stardust6998 By barely a minute?
@@stardust6998
If he hates spending time watching movies that much, why did he make watching them his job?
My uncle's friend actually wrote the alien language for this movie.
Jimmy John's Awesome! But what alien language? Because the Kree only speak English throughout. Are you referring to the Torfan or Skrull language?
This whole movie screams “pandering”
This comment screams “insecure”.
@@bubbacdubya8649 Hi kettle, meet pot.
@@buzter8135 did you just "I know you are but what am I" me? LMFAO oh I love it
@@bubbacdubya8649 It's a reference to the old kettle calling pot black idiom, but.. close enough I guess?
Yes indeedy-do.
Removed sins for Stan Lee
+Respect
F
The 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...
When did you rule out the possibility of her mom telling her about Carol?
J Kap
Shes 10
@@trannygranny7811 Yes..... so the 4 year old kid was VERY observant to remember everything about Carol 6 years later...
Helldog6
Mayby the 4 year old kid saw pictures of carol and heard stories who fucking knows einstein
Shes like 10 or anything but it seems like you've Never Seen a Kid before
A cat muzzle? They know it still has claws right? They basically just made him into Cat Bane.
Cat Hannibal Lecter.
15:14 Fun fact: The scene with Indy taking out the sword guy with the gun in Raiders of the Lost Ark was actually supposed to be a standard sword-fight scene, but the actor playing Indiana Jones was sick that day, and didn't feel up to doing all the strenuous athletic stuff, so he did the gun-thing instead and they decided to keep it like that.
The strangest thing I've read all day: "the actor playing Indiana Jones", you're not wrong, but bruh... EVERYONE knows Harrison Ford.
@@SpicyZeke But not everyone keeps a mental list of every role he's ever played.
I remember Han Solo, and that other movie where he's the President. But I can't keep track of all his work.
@@LadyDoomsinger W..Wha? Indiana Jones is in Harrison Ford's like top 5 most famous roles at the very least. I have never met a person who did not know that Harrison Ford was Indiana Jones...Like what? Like theres definitely some roles I can understand not knowing he did, but Indiana Jones isnt one of em
@@QuestTCG I don't pay much attention to actors. I only care about the characters they play.
Cinemasins: you can call me SJW, but it was time for Marvel to introduce strong female character
Black Widow: Am I a joke to you?
Why can't I up vote this comment more than once per account?!
And we all know that because he gave this movie any sins means he's alt right
But black widow isn't stronk if she was she would have survived the fall.
@Liam P that's literally the next movie after Far From Home
He wasn't talking about the character, he was talking about the relationship between Carol and Maria
Sam: Prove you not a Skrull
Carol: obliterates jukebox
Sam: Accepts this as a proof, despite not knowing what kind of powers Skrull does have
Exactly, but what can he do? She literally holds all the information and all the cards. Everything she explained about the rules about what Skrulls can and can't do is also something he has no way of knowing if it's true or not. I felt that was part of the "joke" in that scene, that he just had to go with whatever she said and that he HAD to trust her without verification. Because what else can he do at that point?
Amiga. (had to say it)
Also, he just turns his head to look at the photon blast going just inches past him, like its an everyday thing in the 90's..!!
@@hylianchriss
DNA?
He literally says that in the movie.
I genuinely feel like the screenwriting is what broke this movie for a lot of people. Speaking as someone who enjoyed this movie it felt very different compared to the other MCU movies, it had a lot less life if that makes sense.
So, Wonder Woman has 99 Sins
But Captain Marvel has 97 Sins
This isn't Right
Wonder Woman was a substantially better movie, so it still wins
So do you want there not to be sins taken away for Stan
I didn't think so
"You can't change an event by remembering it"... Rick Sánchez is laughing in the distance
Some how, I read this at the exact same time he said it. Weird lol.
"Totally fake origin story"
The Lion Fabricated
Character: *breathes*
CinemaSins: thats a cliché
That meme should die
I mean... he's not wrong
At least find a video where he complains about cliches a lot. As opposed to this one, where he doesn’t.
True, true.
"Complaining about clichés" cliché.
*DING*
13:09 my thoughts were “ WHY would they fit the suit with the ability to change colors if they didn’t want her to?” Seems kinda counterintuitive to me
“The last time I trusted someone I lost my eye.”
For real dude?
*Any damn logo appears*
Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this mans whole career.
This Whole man? Not just half the man? Or 3/4 of him?
Accept he fails. Also that joke gets soooo annoying
*Little did they know, that Man has been Dead for a small while now.*
French Toast Endgame, has no logos. I’m excited to see what they say!
I read that in his voice 😂
When black widow's peanut butter jelly sandwich gets more screentime than you in endgame
Ha.... haha.... ahahahahahhahh!!!! I don't know why but this actually made me laugh.
you think you're funny, huh? forgot what Carol did to this team? she damn helped. that is what you always forget. if it wasn't her, Thanos could fuck everyone up. first, she saved tony and nebula from dying in space. secondly, she destroyed his spaceship and when Thanos beat everyone in the battle and he was about to snap and wipe out everyone, then Carol was just there on time to stop him. tell me about that, you ignorant ass..
Kostas P 💀💀 calm down bruh it’s a joke 😭😭
Kostas P it’s literally a movie lmfao
@@kostaspsycho that was plot convienence. Anyone with flight abilities could have done that. Hell Wanda could have done that.
“MoThEr FlErKiN!!!”
I love this line, it’s probably the best line in the movie
Ironic that the best line of the movie is in the worst scene of the movie
Fun fact: the guy that played Talos couldn't eat because of all the prosthetics so when he's drinking the "soda", it's actually blended food.
Avengers Nick Fury: "Not only did we learn that we're not alone..."
Me: "But haven't you known that since 1995?"
Yeah, this movie really screwed with continuity.
Caseytify It’s more like this: Fury didn’t want to reveal top-secret information about shape-shifting aliens to a God of Thunder, who could possibly bring them back to Earth with his tense relationships with the Kree, and a selfish and self-destructive billionaire who would JUMP at the chance to exploit their technology if they were brought back to Earth. Also, the room was under surveillance. How do you think everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D., especially Secretary Pierce, would react if they found out their director was keeping a crucial secret from them for the last 17 years?
Maybe it should be called Captain Retcon
@@lazerbeams2536 100%
Fury didn’t always tell the truth tho
Give this 200 sins for having less sins than Thor: Ragnarok
That's sexist
Da Goat King please be a joke, please be a joke, please be a joke
@@eshitasahu3030 Is that a microaggression or something?
lol CinemaSins super liberal and probably signed a petition to get a women's only viewing going on somewhere in Seattle. He lost me at mansplaining. I'm left af, but whenever he mentions trump or feminism, it's cringy
It's weird. My observation has been that 85% of the time if the sin count is under 100, he likes it, and if it's over that, he hates it. But considering how many people loved Ragnarok, and then factor in how no one is more critical of any one thing than that thing's fandom, one might argue that this film had so little to examine that there was simply too little to judge as sin or win to go over 97. Not that it's worse, or has more worse things, but that there's little in it to judge good or bad. It's just sorta there.
10:14 Man, if only there was a scene in the beginning of movie that shows the Kree fighting in dusty environments and that they are able to see clearly through their technology.
The correct title of this video should be “Everything’s Wrong With Captain Marvel”
Should have added at least 100 sins for the way Nick lost his eye...
A cat scratched it
@@yaeleah0722 an alien scratched it.
I mean it does kinda make sense because his scar was in scratch marks
Why? me and my sisters laughed at that part, it was so funny.
@@calebproductions1264 "it entertained therefore it is good"
no. that is not how things work
trolls 2 is not a good movie because people are entertained by it
shit writing is not good because your sisters laughed at it
entertaining =/= good
EVER
You forgot how the little girl manages to turn Danvers' suit to blue and red! She let the little girl change colors by randomly changing them but when they decided blue and red would be their choice suddenly the girl knew how to use Danvers' magic console, despite there not being any indication on how to use it.
That's not terribly far fetched. Give a kid a cell phone these days and they will master it in less than an hour.
How was there not any indication? There was literally a color pallet on there? Clearly visible
Y’all excuses are so funny
@@dortaciaparks827 The excuses for the on-screen events that show how it works?
"This is the most convenient road-near-a-train situation any city planner has ever cooked up!"
It's also an accurate representation of Douglas Station on the Los Angeles Metro Green Line (er, C Line) and could easily have been filmed on location. I can even find that exact traffic signal sign on Google Maps street view.
(If you absolutely must sin something about this scene, the station was apparently called Douglas/Rosencrans when the line opened in 1995, and did not have its current appearance until 2006.)
Budget direct made an ad where they had a news clipping with “cinema sins” on it, and they both said “that makes no sense” and then there was narration, so that ad was SINFUL
Movie: has .0000000001 second of logo
Cinema sins: that sin cannot be forgiven
This joke structure is older than F.D. Roosevelt and about as lame.
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you and the whole franchise is cancer now
@@cowygriffon3932 Sorry but google translate says you're speaking gibberish.
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You missed the sin that, according to the MCU timeline, S.H.I.E.L.D didn't get its name until Iron Man...much later than the events of Captain Marvel.
They were called Shield back with Captain America. They didn't come into light until Iron Man
@@shehulkgolding2206 In Captain America: The First Avenger weren't they the OSA or SSR or something? Definitely not SHIELD yet.
@@Ammoniumbicarbonat yeah and then Peggy Carter and Howard become the founders of SHIELD afterwards
That's only a plot hole if you have not seen the tv shows
tv shows are not cannon before end game
fury losing an eye to the cat deserves at least a 1000 sins
A cat!? Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Take time to Breath. Ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I guess Vers blasting the jukebox is Kree for "I don't have to prove anything to you and you can't do jack about it."
*Sees video uploaded 5 minutes ago and comments are from 20 hours ago*
Me:Impossible
Same
@@hyperw_lf8 the fact that they referenced a meme shows that they know that
oddy enough this is possible. See most big channels like this schedual a show to go up unlisted first, usually for patron or other VIPS to see it a day first. Then it becomes Public a day later.
Well duh, it’s patreon.
Well in will watch certain channels, I wake up and get a cup of coffee and type in a channel name and watch their current video. Sometimes it will take 3 days before I get a notifcation.
0 Seconds of Logos
Cinema Sins: EXCUSE ME
With a movie as controversial as this, I wanted to go into it as unbiased as possible. I genuinely *tried* to enjoy the film. And the funny thing is, I actually really liked it, but for every reason other than Captain Marvel.
I think the reason behind this is the exposition of her character, or moreover the lack thereof. It felt like the plot didn't develop her character in any way.
A good example of the opposite would be thor. Yes hes overpowered in the first film, but hes also deeply flawed. Next to recieve the throne of asguard he lacks the maturity or wisdom to claim the title of Odin. He consistently mocks his father insinuating Odin to be weak for avoiding war. This line of thinking causes him to be stripped of his power, and he learns humility and modesty living as a human. This equips him better to be a "king", so by the time thor ragnarok comes around and he gains the title, it feels deserved and the viewer receives satisfaction.
Cotrasting with thor, the narritive treats Captain Marvel as a flawless character. Nothing is her fault, she has no bad qualities (from a narritive perspective), the characters always agree with her or value her regardless of her actions. Her "character developlent" comes in the form of her realizing everyone else around her was "holding her back", or "inhibiting" her (i.e. its not my fault its everyone else thats the problem).
This paved the way for a weak exposition, as when she finally receives her "true power" it doesn't feel deserved. Her character is stagnant from beginning to end, learns nothing from the whole ordeal, gains nothing virtuous or bothers to better herself in any way.
She doesn't train her abilities but rather haphazardly monkey bashes through anything in her way. The story lacked any antagonist of equivalency and she literally spent the whole movie blasting a bunch of weak skulls and kree. Why on earth would I be interested in a character like that?
"burrito supreme" Hahahahahahaha!!! I just spewed Dr. Pepper all over my screen from laughing. Dammit Cinema Sins!!
surprised you didn't make a comment about the cat being the reason he lost his eye
Thomas Mertens That should’ve been at least 50 sins; since he added about 15 sins for Aquaman’s overuse of sudden explosions.
He's an sjw now... He secretly loves this movie
I smell a hypocrite in this comment section, is it you aditya?
I think the "Whew. Glad they're not gonna ham handedly try and shoehorn a reason for Fury's eyepatch into this movie." and the kitty in space were both implying without outright saying it.
You mean the Flerkin or however it’s spelled
I have never seen a fight scene on a train before.
Except always.
The only thing missing since Samuel L. Jackson was nearby was a reference to 'Snakes on a Train' :P
I liked it when Archer parodied that.
I immediately thought about red dead redemption 2
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Patrick....Patrick....Patrickk... *PATTTRRIIIICCCCKKKKK!!!!*
What!!!!
*SERIOUSLY*
you watched the video to
What a coincidence
Carol and Maria’s close and meaningful friendship...yeah...that’s all it is...
Sin 16 is just deja vu. That's totally what it is. She's having deja vu and is reacting to it.
12:08... come on! A child instinctively knowing how to change the costume colours!? No sin for that doozy!?
Nick Britten I mean... it was just a touchscreen with colors on it?
I feel like if I strapped an Apple Watch on, went back to 95, and then brought up the color palette or wheel and told a child, even one who had never used any technology at all, to pick out a color on the wheel or palette, they wouldn’t have any problem pointing to red, blue, and gold 👌
@@HylerMusic They'd look for buttons. this is the 90's. Touch screens won't be invented for another decade. everything is either a button or dial interface.
Nova Hawk isn’t a color palette essentially an array of buttons? It’s not like a blank screen that needs to be swiped, pinched, or something else.
And I thought Carol used it first when bringing it up... just checked 12:04, she sure does 👌 The kids watching as she shows her what pushing the different ones do.
@@HylerMusic A colour palette isn't an array of buttons. It's a visual display of colour variations. What we see is a hexagon grid with various colours under a touch screen. Being shown how to do something and know how to do something are very different. This kid might know how to switch colours on ms paint but that doesn't mean she knows how to use alien technology in a few minutes. From what we see in the movie the wrist device is advanced technology that can do anything from play video in holograms to long range communication. There's no way the kid wouldn't set off something unintended. Does the wrist thing have pressure touch? does that effect hue or saturation? is there an equivalent to a home button? Does it change based on the user? there's a lot here we can't know but one thing is for sure. Kid using alien tech on the first try deserves a sin. The same way a 1995 computer can upload a virus to an alien computer.
Why would they? They're softballing this movie like everyone else. Three minutes to mention anything at all about how terrible Carol is?
He gave it a sin because... the de aging worked too well?
Wait a minute...
He sins things he likes all the time.
TheMerpKing It’s a nod to deep faking, look it up. It’s actually a real life conflict.
The whole sin counter thing is retarded and why I don’t watch this series as much anymore. He just says random things and the counter “dings” half of the stuff he says isn’t a sin
@@CaptainFracture You should stop watching completely, then.
Lightning Farron you gonna cry?
You have a real talent for this stuff, keep it up!
@3:18 ~ Speaking as a former employee of Blockbuster Video, I can tell you we did NOT have janitors! The regular store employees did all the cleaning themselves.
Samuel L. Jackson singing Mr. Postman deserves a sin off
But you gotta love the twist on his signature mother f...n quote from all his movies by saying; "MotherFlerkin."
This movie discredits Winter Soldier. Remember when Fury was talking about how he lost his eye? Then this movie shows that it was messed up by a cat
They should retcon it, maybe have Fury lost his eye to Wolverine
they should retcon CM entirely
I mean, Fury said himself in the end that he’s gonna keep the cat thing secret
Actually, it's a callback. In CA:WS he said that the last time he trusted someone he lost an eye and prior to the incident he picks Goose up and tells him he trusts him. It's also quite fitting for fury to say something like that considering humans would think Goose is just a cat and not a lethal alien.
wait in the movie nick furys eye is harmed earlier in the movie. when sheild was inflitrated by skrulls or something. thats what fury meant in winter soldier when he said last time i trusted someone
0:23 it’s 2021 and I still crack when he said/sang ME-e-e🤣🤣🤣
15:43 "We found her and we weren't even looking." 😄
also.. when she blasts the jukebox its like 5 cm away from Furys head, yet he dont react to it in any way.. ding
Destroying private property all to prove a pointless and illogical conversation.
Also what are the chances that no pieces of debris from that jukebox would land anywhere near them or hit them
Also is there any reason for Fury to assume that the Skrull couldn’t do that?
Also, fury knows nothing about skrylls. Carol could be lying through her teeth
@@oldmandeadpool1064 some times you need a little faith. he was clearly not trusting her anyway he just had to roll with it. all he knew was the green ones with the pointy noises attacked him and blonde white one who blasting shits saved him and chased the green ones.
Movie Intro: *Exists*
CinemaSins: *There’s a tax for that*
ooOohHhh NoOooOo
they're a bit salty about intros
there's a tax for that
I love the RUclips community
TWO WORLDS, COLLIDING!!!
I feel like I've heard it enough times that I could say "Elastica's Connection plays to signify a badass woman in the 90s"
You’re critique on the motorcycle scene tells you everything you need to know
Captain Marvel, getting her lights knocked out by a rock since 2019
Zander A a really really really tough purple rock that can destroy planets
@@talonapex9775 and can knock tHe MoSt pOwErFuL hErO iN ThE mArVeL UnIvErSE out.
@Feetus Deletus 😁
Lost the count how many times she fell
You know you can make a comment without putting it out of context
Never thought I'd live to see the day that Cinema sings removes *4 sins* for logos
i now want to watch Jeremy in Cinema Sings... based on past experience, he would.
You forgot that cap was still a capcicle and Thor was most likely passed out drunk in asgard
The “lil’helm scream” almost made me choke on my sip of coffee lmfao
-4 at the start. That might be the lowest the sin counter has ever gotten. And for Stan Lee, no one is deserving of a negative sin count more then him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Wall-E go lower?
@@rondameravella2885 yeah Wall-E got -5
Trolls 2 went down to something like -169
Alien was negative 4 too.
jaws started with -5
Missed the biggest sinnable offense in the movie, the fact that the one Skrull NEEDLESSLY DIED when he was being a distraction and then Jude Law killed him
He missed all real sins on purpose for money.
RUclips attack everything about CM.
Izumi kajiura
This movie sucked it has nothing to with marvel he didn’t die for nothing he died to buy them time
@@dirpyturtle69 Sure, but a bajiggajillion people loved it, and just like the impact your opinion makes, I loved it, too.
@@hikari67 Conspiracy! Someone get this guy a bodyguard!
He would sin it even if that Skrull survived. Point in case, literally anything ever in a movie can and/or *will* be sinned. This is common knowledge.
after watching at least 10 times , movie has grown on me , favorite part when she says "whats happening ? " waiting for slow computer download , priceless
I'm so used to the sneaky, villainous skrulls...I spent the whole movie waiting for the innocent skrull family to drop their disguises and attack as skrull warriors
You've earned my respect for taking off 4 sins for the Stan Lee intro
And then immediately after he sins the same intro.
Then lost it for trying to use the term "mansplaining" in a random scene and being an SJW shill
This is why I enjoy cinemawins more.
He sinned Shrek though
Aight, y’all know this crap is satire. These videos are just a thing he’s doing to be funny, with some real logic. But...sinning the same intro with a deceased beloved Marvel creator is pretty insensitive; he should’ve cut them some slack.
Fury’s cat eye scratching is worth 1 billion sins
Plus the obvious outtake of playing Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever". Lol.
Ikr?Must be the most stupid way to him losing his eye
bestplayername well how did he lose his eye in the comics?
@@GlitchyDion An explosion from a NAZI grenade in the gulf war.
it was stupid but i think 1 billion sins is a bit over the top
The “I feel the need, the need for speed. Ending got me”
Why does you working at three different blockbusters, make me giggle so much. Like I could just see you in the back, rolling back the tapes. While narrating to yourself. 🤣🤣🤣👍