How Many Monster Hunter Monsters Could I Beat in a Fight in Real Life?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 4 месяца назад +317

    3:28- "I run marathons, so you know endurance is not gonna be an issue"
    4:00- "I have asthma, so you know endurance is gonna be an issue"

  • @nameputhpong9041
    @nameputhpong9041 4 месяца назад +681

    Bro you have no idea how many important people have died to slightly-large charging boars. We’d die from bullfango.

    • @cheslap
      @cheslap 4 месяца назад +44

      Nah, I'd win

    • @sokumotanaka9271
      @sokumotanaka9271 4 месяца назад +10

      I think it's a joke video bro

    • @nameputhpong9041
      @nameputhpong9041 4 месяца назад +26

      @@cheslap *gets violently impaled in half*

    • @nameputhpong9041
      @nameputhpong9041 4 месяца назад +6

      @@sokumotanaka9271 i dunno man, i think we wouldn’t even last against the mobs

    • @aphato2770
      @aphato2770 4 месяца назад +23

      bullfngo isnt even slightly large. these things have 2 meter shoulder height. That's gigantic

  • @VaskoGames
    @VaskoGames 4 месяца назад +342

    We can easily take on all the elder dragons if we tag team. I'll bring some meat to grill and distract them, and you get them with baseball bat. What could possibly go wrong?

    • @CaptainAstronaut
      @CaptainAstronaut  4 месяца назад +104

      Worst case scenario, we'll use our trusty kunai

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 4 месяца назад +9

      What I think can happen to you by simply in close proximity with the gen 1 and 2 dragons
      The fire cat dragons : burned to death
      Kushala : yeeted by wind, got hit by debris (could be fatal if fast enough)
      Chameleos : well, nothing really, you only can't see anything
      Kirin : electric shocked?
      Lao, and most giant sized dragons : got hit by the shockwave of it's steps
      Yamatsukami : stung by Great Thunderbugs
      Fatalis and it's variants : nothing

    • @galacgacwatson3102
      @galacgacwatson3102 4 месяца назад

      Don't forget the RedBull

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs Месяц назад

      How many lions would it take to beat every Elder Dragon?

  • @metalhead_frank
    @metalhead_frank 4 месяца назад +118

    It's a good thing you chose RiseBreak, because old-school bullfango would be in the no chance category.

  • @zach4281
    @zach4281 4 месяца назад +80

    man thinks he can kill a shortface bear with a baseball bat and football pads

    • @thereptile9467
      @thereptile9467 4 месяца назад +15

      It's much worse than that lol, Arzuros is like the size of an elephant with armor plating all over its body.

  • @michaelr3077
    @michaelr3077 4 месяца назад +92

    Kulu is like fighting a 20ft tall man weilding an office desk as a weapon, you aint winning. Yall realize how big the rock is compared to you? When was the last time you broke a sidewalk with a bat?

    • @gamecavalier3230
      @gamecavalier3230 4 месяца назад +12

      Kulu-ya-ku listed ingame sizes range from 802.1cm to 1126.55cm, or 26-37ft, so the Kulu is even bigger than a 20ft man!

    • @phantom-ri2tg
      @phantom-ri2tg 3 месяца назад +1

      That is what the guns are for.

  • @GatekeepertoSorrow
    @GatekeepertoSorrow 4 месяца назад +234

    Bro Arzuros is an armored grizzly bear the size of an elephant, all respect but you ain't beating that thing with a baseball bat. Kulu you totally got tho that thing is dumb as bricks.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 месяца назад +67

      Continuing the proud tradition of people thinking they could be a bear

    • @Murderoreo1
      @Murderoreo1 4 месяца назад +38

      As yes kulu ya ku is so stupid, the bird literally capable of tool use.

    • @pintobean6702
      @pintobean6702 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Murderoreo1 Humans can use tools but I've seen some dumb mfs

    • @donovanfurse6355
      @donovanfurse6355 4 месяца назад +9

      Kulu’s rock is basically a boulder bruh

    • @kipsz
      @kipsz 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Murderoreo1it doesn’t take much to pick up an item..

  • @S.I.L.
    @S.I.L. 4 месяца назад +50

    Best I could do? Maybe a very docile small monster. Even more aggressive small monsters would be too much. Nevermind any big one. Like Arzuros is a bear. If he bitchslaps me he can do a home run before my head even lands.

  • @ariscott3437
    @ariscott3437 4 месяца назад +167

    Deeply frustrated you aren't the helmetless brotha in the thumbnail...

  • @Betterthanever-m2i
    @Betterthanever-m2i 4 месяца назад +41

    I dunno, Mizutsune has soap. Even knowing you're the rare bathed gamer, you are still a gamer, meaning you take 5% extra damage from soap and suds

  • @james-robertc.f.9942
    @james-robertc.f.9942 4 месяца назад +64

    Imma be honest, you're greatly underestimating the danger of the basic boar. There's a reason their infestation is a problem

    • @NoahCallenberg
      @NoahCallenberg Месяц назад

      Bro thinks he could beat arzuros (a polar bear on all stimulating drugs possible) with a beseball bat💀

  • @spamielentertainment
    @spamielentertainment 4 месяца назад +22

    9:53 casual Geographic would have an aneurism watching this part.

  • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
    @marcusaaronliaogo9158 4 месяца назад +90

    great jagras and great izuchi annhialating a person in one strike:

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 4 месяца назад +20

      One of them cuts you in half, the other swallows you whole.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 месяца назад +1

      The turns table

  • @Reklov.66
    @Reklov.66 4 месяца назад +45

    my brother diablos would weigh like 20 tons. the little dingus you call a car would not even push it a tiny bit

    • @MrWood-uy3xh
      @MrWood-uy3xh 4 месяца назад +7

      And if it did he would fall on you crushing you instantly

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake 4 месяца назад +2

      Closer to 120 tonnes, more like.

    • @CALAMITY0FHYRULE
      @CALAMITY0FHYRULE 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@GunlessSnakenot even close. He's like 40 feet long. Thats still heavy, but even the 100 foot long blue whale, an animal who's weight is mostly buoyed by the ocean, is like 200 tons.

    • @asabothseraph9374
      @asabothseraph9374 Месяц назад

      @@CALAMITY0FHYRULEdiablos is 21m. Around 70ft.

    • @CALAMITY0FHYRULE
      @CALAMITY0FHYRULE Месяц назад

      @@asabothseraph9374 huh
      Bigger than I though

  • @greenhydra10
    @greenhydra10 4 месяца назад +38

    I refuse to believe Bazel and Espinas wouldn't be in five, car or no car. Have you seen what a moose will do to a car? All you'd do is tick them off. Not to mention both are heavily armored (in Bazel's case specifically AGAINST explosions) and are generally tough enough to either fight Elder Dragons or fight things that fight Elder Dragons.

  • @Milksong93
    @Milksong93 4 месяца назад +51

    I don’t think you realize just how big the monsters in monster Hunter are. The cameras far out so it can be hard to tell but Kulu is like 12 feet tall.

    • @tuukkamatikainen3389
      @tuukkamatikainen3389 4 месяца назад +7

      For real, the games being in 3rd person really do a huge disservice to how huge even """small""" monsters are.
      Imagine saying lions and bears are just fodder lol

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 4 месяца назад +9

      @@tuukkamatikainen3389 smth like 6% of american men said they could take an elephant with no weapons on some survey or something and I feel like this video is just like the personification of that tbh

  • @thereptile9467
    @thereptile9467 4 месяца назад +19

    Y'know, one thing I find really funny about MH monsters which I got reminded of right here, is that most of the monsters are horrifying huge in real dimensions, but the third person gameplay rarely if ever shows it.
    Bulfango rivals the size of the largest boar ever caught. Boars that people used to worship as forest deities because of their destructive behavior and nearly unstoppable tenacity, boars that could shrug off arrows and spears with their hide and rip a person's leg off with their tusks.
    The Greats bird wyverns, despite being considered the "raptors" of the Monster Hunter world is closer in size to a real life Allosaurus and/or small Tyrannosauroid. These are the mfs that regularly takes down elephant sized herbivores in their environment.
    Speaking of elephant sized, Antonopth _dwarfs_ an african elephant, y'know. Those funny fellows that casually flips trucks over during a rampage.
    Now, for the really stupidly large ones, here are a few that might surprise you.
    Nargacuga, and most True Wyverns for that matter, is usually comparable in length to an average blue whale.
    Anjanath is three times larger than a Tyrannosaurus rex.
    Deviljho is twice the height of a M1 Abrams tank and nearly three times as long. It towers over the Anjanath and much, much bulkier.
    Gammoth is almost five times larger than Deviljho by the virtue of sheer volume. Which makes her roughly the size of a Boeing 737 commercial airliner.

  • @andreamassari7954
    @andreamassari7954 4 месяца назад +14

    Bro seems to forget that all bird wyverns are like the size of a tyranosaur. But WAAAAAY more agile. And with more deadly features for some of them

  • @ravenousglavenus7656
    @ravenousglavenus7656 4 месяца назад +18

    Some people are being a little too hard on you. It's obvious you're exaggerating on purpose since "idk, maybe like two of the small guys" wouldn't make for a good video.
    That being said, some of the criticism is pretty valid. I recommend NOT trying to warm-up for your Arzuros match by trying to take a swing at a real life bear. Most of the animals here with real-world parallels would absolutely shrug off a bat - and some even guns. (You'd be surprised how ineffective guns can be against bears - those things are TANKS)
    I genuinely can't think of a single monster I think I might be able to take in a fight. Maybe like a Gajau or something. Good lord, even Kulu - as dopey as he is - seems like it would absolutely wreck us both. At the same time!
    Nah, man. You don't stand a chance.
    Appreciate the hell out of the video though. Really love the creative criteria for each tier

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 4 месяца назад +2

      I don't think a human carriying guns around could even properly take down a Gajau. Those catfish is comparable to large Bullshark in size, with the same aggressive temper if not more.

    • @ravenousglavenus7656
      @ravenousglavenus7656 3 месяца назад

      @@meremsolomon4744 You're probably right, but even then it's the best shot I've got! Even if it's not a very good one!

  • @BadEnd98
    @BadEnd98 4 месяца назад +2

    Remember, mosquitoes and ants in Monster Hunter are more than 1m long... Arzuros is like 5m tall Armored bear, normal bullfangos are HUGE ass boars with those fangs as long as your arms

  • @bulletxwound3559
    @bulletxwound3559 4 месяца назад +9

    Bro getting one shot by a vespoid💀

  • @WaddleDeeDooby
    @WaddleDeeDooby 4 месяца назад +32

    I solo Nergigante no diff

    • @MorganDeacetis
      @MorganDeacetis 4 месяца назад +9

      Waddle dee is too powerful, he's fought kirby before. Nergigante stands no chance.

  • @thunderstar7682
    @thunderstar7682 4 месяца назад +37

    The fact that you suggested a freaking car makes me want to compare the damage of a car vs the mfing dragonator.

    • @javi7636
      @javi7636 4 месяца назад +7

      Even better, put a spike on the car and BECOME the dragonator

    • @thunderstar7682
      @thunderstar7682 4 месяца назад +4

      @@javi7636 MAD MAX X MONSTER HUNTER

  • @dragonslayer3552
    @dragonslayer3552 4 месяца назад +7

    8:25 you never fought a boar before I can tell... And bullfango is double the size...

  • @boshman11
    @boshman11 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah don‘t overestimate guns, that‘s a mighty pitfall
    Rhino hide can easily take bullets

  • @Jarod2309
    @Jarod2309 4 месяца назад +68

    0 bro every single monster kill us even small monsters

    • @aegrajag
      @aegrajag 4 месяца назад +27

      there're a few small monsters that border on endemic life (fish, the ants with juice in their ass) but yeah, this is madness

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 месяца назад +12

      I refuse to fight a vespes in real life

    • @Sing_LoveWRS
      @Sing_LoveWRS 4 месяца назад

      @@aegrajagoh my god Altaroth are ants with juice in their ass

    • @NimbleSoulThief
      @NimbleSoulThief 4 месяца назад +7

      I think bombadgies are beatable. Otherwise, yeah, lots of underestimating monsters in this vid. Imagine trying to fight an emu that knows how to throw large rocks at you. 😬

    • @Sing_LoveWRS
      @Sing_LoveWRS 4 месяца назад +1

      @@NimbleSoulThief So an ostrich?

  • @RBGolbat
    @RBGolbat 4 месяца назад +14

    Perfect video,10 out of 10, Slam Dunk, Home run, no notes

  • @Monoshot1989
    @Monoshot1989 4 месяца назад +6

    Ah! Thank you for taking inspiration from my tweet! Much love, this video was phenomenal!

  • @gorg-p6o
    @gorg-p6o 4 месяца назад +16

    Espinas is an elder dragon level threat and its armor is made to resist elder dragons you are not beating espinas even if its sleeping.

    • @TheTrueUltimateGenLifeform
      @TheTrueUltimateGenLifeform 4 месяца назад

      He’s not much of a threat cause the thing sleeps a lot

    • @gorg-p6o
      @gorg-p6o 4 месяца назад +1

      ​ I don't think you could even damage espinas.

    • @slayerdragon1217
      @slayerdragon1217 2 месяца назад

      only flaming espinas is elder dragon level but in his intro we see him evaporate teostra so a normal human stands no chance

  • @treecko3453
    @treecko3453 4 месяца назад +20

    Bullfango is bigger than the hunter ☠️

  • @celestemackaill6375
    @celestemackaill6375 4 месяца назад +8

    Baseball bat is not taking out the honeybadger bear thingy. Those things are immortal irl

  • @BleachBasket108
    @BleachBasket108 4 месяца назад +4

    I see that gas leak is on going Mr. Captain Astronaut sir

  • @austindrexler2092
    @austindrexler2092 4 месяца назад +1

    If they were real... the Melnyx, Bombaggi and Hornetaur are the ceiling. Jaggi and Bullfango would wreck us, Vespoids would shish kebob us more often than not. Kulu Yaku has Indigo Raptor claws and a beak that would split bone. Wroggi's poison glands alone would be a wrap. Arzuros is a bear with extra shredding capability. Aknosom is like a fire breathing Ostrich scaled up with Flight and razor wings, and to my knowledge, no-one has solo'ed an ostritch with a bat. Lagombi just has to sit on us and we're a hashtag. Even with a gun, we're not beating the rest because they'll be on top of us before we can alt+F4. And with a Car going 80 (which are mostly made of malleable plastic/exteriors),we're crumpling ourselves on impact as our first move... and if we jump out at the last second (we're still hamburger meat from sliding along the ground) at best we have a bad limp and no wirebugs to get away.

  • @KnightCrown
    @KnightCrown 4 месяца назад +16

    Poogi could beat me in a 1v1 fight

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 3 месяца назад +1

    My dude out here overestimating how well many real animals can survive a bullet, and how well he can survive hitting a large animal with a car.

  • @catheriner999
    @catheriner999 4 месяца назад +6

    Having grown up in a rural area, I think my chances of even running away from a slightly pissed small monster in the wild is zero. Considering IRL moose can total a car, kill everybody inside, and walk away like they just hit a home run? IRL bears can ignore gunshots to the face and gut you with one swipe?? no thank you. good clickbait tho, you're gonna get lots of comments.

  • @user-tq6tf5wn1x
    @user-tq6tf5wn1x 4 месяца назад +35

    Answer:None except endemic life

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 4 месяца назад +3

      Any endemic lifes except the Monksnail. That thing can even roar like a monster.

    • @user-tq6tf5wn1x
      @user-tq6tf5wn1x 4 месяца назад

      @@meremsolomon4744 Fair, forgot that one

    • @NotGeblinDev
      @NotGeblinDev 4 месяца назад

      I could prob kill a vespoid with a gun

  • @ThGrWrggi
    @ThGrWrggi Месяц назад +1

    You should do the same vid but this time you have up to 10 skills only ⚔️!

  • @R6-kc4jx
    @R6-kc4jx 4 месяца назад +7

    Bro the only thing you could kill are kelbi and mosswine with a baseball bat

  • @AskaedGrivelame
    @AskaedGrivelame 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro there are ZERO (0) large monsters you'll kill. And neither could I.

  • @kawaiihaki2480
    @kawaiihaki2480 4 месяца назад +2

    bro if a great wroggi bit you even if you had SWAT gear on im sure youd be dead, im sure his jaws are around the same as a sharks or gators.

  • @kawaiihaki2480
    @kawaiihaki2480 4 месяца назад +2

    arzuros and lagombi are DEFINITELY killing any human unless they had a heavy duty gun and had the distance on the creature they could shoot it down before it got close. arzuros could close a half mile in seconds in real life. and lagombi even faster.

  • @Lord_of_Snels
    @Lord_of_Snels 4 месяца назад +2

    all of those bird wyverns in baseball bat tier are like 30 feet long and would weigh at least a tonne, saying you could kill them with a baseball bat is like saying you could kill a hippo, bison bull or a medium sized dinosaur with a baseball bat, not happening, that's not even mentioning some of the weapons they use (like kulus rock that would weigh hundreds of kilios or izuchis blades). Azuros is an armoured bear with the size of an elephant, no baseball bat will kill that

  • @TheDeadmanTT
    @TheDeadmanTT 4 месяца назад +9

    I think the dumb hat should give an armour bonus or something

  • @Mario-s5z3o
    @Mario-s5z3o 4 месяца назад +1

    9:54 bro arzuros and lagombi are basically elemental bears you can’t kill a normal bear so what makes you think you can win against super bears

  • @Kasaboushi
    @Kasaboushi 4 месяца назад +11

    Well, at least we could all solo a wiggler.

    • @JorgeLopez-qj8pu
      @JorgeLopez-qj8pu 4 месяца назад +1

      No we couldn't 🤣

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 4 месяца назад +1

      And possibly invoke the wrath of JoCrap?
      I'm crazy enough to fight Fatalis, but that guy? Noooo thank you!

    • @vicentemunoz9466
      @vicentemunoz9466 4 месяца назад

      I see what you did there

  • @toxicblast98
    @toxicblast98 4 месяца назад +7

    Ok but did you consider eating beforehand?

  • @NocturnalFudj
    @NocturnalFudj 4 месяца назад +6

    Okay I'm all the fuck in on this one

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria 4 месяца назад +19

    9:34 BIRD UP!

  • @judie6727
    @judie6727 4 месяца назад +2

    Love the video cause it's for fun, but we all know no real humans are surviving monsters lol.

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 месяца назад +4

    I could probably take a palico if I had 8000 billion dollars and he was a regular cat
    and Ihad a boat, a bomb and a laser pointer but ONLY under those conditions could I strike
    a "Home run" ; 3

  • @marcogarcia7944
    @marcogarcia7944 4 месяца назад +9

    Srry man but you stand 0 chance against any large monster, a single peck from a kulu-yaku could split your head open, and a kick would decimate your ribs, bullfango are large amored boars with giant tusks. If you have seen a real life giant boar you know you stand 0 chance, those things are durable as hell. Only animal i see as killable with a bat is a bombadgy and a palico everything else is straight up suicide.

    • @maximilianbehrens3471
      @maximilianbehrens3471 4 месяца назад +1

      I would swap the bombadgy with a kelbi, since these bastards would explode your arm off if you hit them and fly away unscathed

  • @JorgeLopez-qj8pu
    @JorgeLopez-qj8pu 4 месяца назад +4

    Big Bird: “I’m about give you a home run”

  • @makeke02
    @makeke02 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro is beating a boar with his bare hands 💀

  • @Emmycron
    @Emmycron 4 месяца назад +4

    i could definitely *survive* an encounter with a Rathian, i've fought her so many times i'm always way ahead of her

    • @Irelevant472
      @Irelevant472 4 месяца назад +4

      I don't think our stamina compares to the hunters

  • @Tinybutfearless
    @Tinybutfearless 4 месяца назад +3

    Captain astronaut is the most fit gaming RUclipsr

  • @blitzfyre669
    @blitzfyre669 Месяц назад

    This video is fantastic but you did Kulu so dirty lmao, he's capable of tool use which is SCARY smart for a bird his size

  • @DesDeLaNet
    @DesDeLaNet 4 месяца назад +1

    The clip at 12:31 where bro steps OUT OF THE CAR UNSCATHED and then proceeds to beat the shit out of Anjanath with a literal baseball bat whilst unloading the unholy S2 Splattershot clip had me fucking weak I'm telling you 😩💀😭

  • @tequilafeline6552
    @tequilafeline6552 4 месяца назад +1

    a bullet can barely put a bear down before it kills you, bro is not beating a tough plate lagombi 😭

  • @DieuDeMort
    @DieuDeMort 4 месяца назад +1

    I know you're using D&D HP to say you have 20 HP, but *ackually* the term "hit points" is a term from war gaming in the early 1900's, and it correlated to how many 14-inch shells a naval vessel could take without sinking. I always think about that when I see a D&D sheet, "uhhuh, I'm sure this barbarian could tank through 30 direct impact 14-inch shells. Right."

  • @silvesta5027
    @silvesta5027 4 месяца назад +20

    Ok but 30 pull-ups in a row is CRAZY good

  • @deathandroses3861
    @deathandroses3861 4 месяца назад +5

    I guess the closest thing to demon drugs would be meth and steroids

  • @bigg_ssky
    @bigg_ssky 4 месяца назад +2

    Home run. My more modest (but also more boring) opinion is that I get swept by literally every living thing in Rise. 😵

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 3 месяца назад +1

    Now make the sequel to this video where you have winter solstice powers! XD

  • @alexalexander1772
    @alexalexander1772 4 месяца назад

    My palico is also a Husko. Even made him black and white on world and rise to match the fur.

  • @TheSqueakerNerd
    @TheSqueakerNerd 4 месяца назад +1

    Hooooommmme run.
    I also don't feel like I Learned anything from this but it was fun.

  • @Oyi_14
    @Oyi_14 4 месяца назад +1

    Hunting a Rathalos canonically puts you in the top 10% of the strongest hunters ever only a handful of people in the mh universe have seen an elder dragon, noone has seen a black dragon except the main character hunter and they are the only ones that can consistently beat it with a lot of help (dragonators etc). You are not beating anything that can be killed or captured.

  • @imissdtac
    @imissdtac 4 месяца назад +2

    I won't be able to beat even one, I gotta better chance a hitting a homerun tbh.

  • @galacgacwatson3102
    @galacgacwatson3102 4 месяца назад

    Finally a "what ___ can i survive/beat" that is actually realistic instead of just tanking attacks that would kill a normal human or creating an unbelievable senario that lets you win when otherwise you would die. You have an independant variable where you are a human and have nothing but your skills, weapons, common sense, and the monster you're fighting and the dependant varible, the types of weapons in order to see what levels of weaponry you need to defeat the monsters if you can even defeat them. Basically, it's more believable than other similar videos. Good job! Home run

  • @pokefire5
    @pokefire5 4 месяца назад

    (To any fans of this channel, this isn't a comment insulting the creator. It's just my take on the concept, do not take it that seriously.)
    Sir, a Bullfango is roughly the size of your hunter. If we say the hunter is the height of an average American male, that puts Bullfango- BULLFANGO, not Bulldrome, in the weight-class of a half-sized bull or if you prefer a very large boar.
    A boar with massive fucking tusks.
    You are not going to turn to the side kick it with enough force to stop it from turning its head and skewering you. I'd argue you're underestimating what a cat that can move around on two legs and use weapons, traps and human speech can do.
    Unless you have some background in MMA, military or police force training, I don't think anyone is handling creatures that are more akin to the beasts our ancestors would've wrangled with. Heck, the bloody BUGS can paralyze you with a single sting and that's against hunters, with their superhuman bodies!
    Also I football pads aren't saying you from A MASSIVE RAPTOR, EXCUSE ME?!
    Humans take an L driving directly into moose's, Sir. Your Nissan's folding like a crisp packet against a Diablos and especially an Espinas.
    As for how many I can take out? Bombaggy with a weapon, because the explosion doesn't actually kill them, it just knocks them out. With a gun? Gimme a sniper and I could probably take on most of the raptors. With a car? None. I'm definitely dying with them if I crash into any of those things.

  • @aienforge8391
    @aienforge8391 4 месяца назад +1

    Okay then. Go fight an ostrich then 💀

  • @rafaela00002
    @rafaela00002 4 месяца назад +2

    home run, i'd die to all of them

  • @Alterdice
    @Alterdice 19 дней назад

    Wild boars can absolutely gut you if you go there armed with a giant sword.
    Not to mention god-damned raptors.
    Small monsters would be manageable with intensive training if we trained from birth to death, but the big ones, would've absolutely wiped humanity if we only used the weapons from the game.

  • @Drknsl0
    @Drknsl0 4 месяца назад +1

    "How many real animals are bulletproof?"
    The answer is 1, armadillos, so it's true, not that many

  • @dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon
    @dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon 4 месяца назад +1

    You should first ask if you can beat a normal bear with a bat. If the answer is no, you can't beat anything in monster hunter besides felynes. Heck even Bharabra would destroy you!

  • @WizardofMousely
    @WizardofMousely 4 месяца назад

    i love watching these videos because i get to discover new MH monsters (as someone who cant play much due to wrist health) and go "OOH! coelacanth inspired guy! 😍" needless to say i would not be able to beat any of them

  • @black-n-gold
    @black-n-gold 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn that joke you made about your dog was a home run I was cackling

  • @asnor7588
    @asnor7588 4 месяца назад +1

    You should up everything on this list of one tier and then you have the real list
    And I am beeing optimistic.

    • @Irelevant472
      @Irelevant472 4 месяца назад +1

      Even then is rakna to low fore a giant firebreathing spider

  • @benjyss8594
    @benjyss8594 4 месяца назад

    Home Run, this is where you would want to get your hands on a Barrett .50 cal, which is actually legal to own in the US

  • @nnmn4599
    @nnmn4599 4 месяца назад +1

    I can take out Fatalis not any kind Fatalis but zenith white fatalis 😊

  • @hannahyamauchi839
    @hannahyamauchi839 4 месяца назад

    Incredible timing to post a video that mention guns

  • @SushiElemental
    @SushiElemental 4 месяца назад +1

    The only monster I'm not able to defeat:
    Myself
    ~sigh~

  • @flannelshirtenthusiast4159
    @flannelshirtenthusiast4159 4 месяца назад

    I feel like your Constitution would be at least 14 if you run marathons, that takes stamina

  • @comancostin4623
    @comancostin4623 4 месяца назад

    You'd need rockets and tanks to take out most of the upper tier monsters, not to mention stuff like the Elder Dragons.
    They also have wasps the size of large dogs in their ecology..
    A normal human will get shat on by anything other than the most docile and endemic species.

  • @bandannagang5159
    @bandannagang5159 3 месяца назад

    What a home run of a video

  • @lexireina3641
    @lexireina3641 2 месяца назад

    Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure a bear sized rabbit would be enough to send you running home.

  • @JustJulyo
    @JustJulyo 4 месяца назад

    I learned that I'll watch anything that this channel uploads

  • @plufim
    @plufim 4 месяца назад

    Home run.
    A very good Palamute you have there

  • @andrew100playz6
    @andrew100playz6 4 месяца назад

    Home Run! But also love the video, it was super funny!

  • @gangrel1234
    @gangrel1234 4 месяца назад

    Always love your videoideas❤ how can one come up with so many weird things yet make so awesome things out of them 😂 greetings from Germany ❤

  • @Tabletopcloud20
    @Tabletopcloud20 4 месяца назад

    I'm having deja vu, because I remember seeing the beginning of this video a month ago in a dream....

  • @amanomahitotsu1
    @amanomahitotsu1 4 дня назад

    Man, if I’m allowed to bring my Wrangler in the fight, I don’t care what it is. No monster other than the fuck off massive ones will take one of those to the dome without at least taking enough brain damage to die within a few years. And I consider that a tie, and thus a victory for me.

  • @MallikRVR
    @MallikRVR 4 месяца назад +2

    Nah I’d win.

  • @MrReindeerIRL
    @MrReindeerIRL 2 месяца назад

    Say we have an rpg and a machine-gun, every monster minus the elders is dead

  • @thesubstance6303
    @thesubstance6303 4 месяца назад

    all the apex food chain monster would end normal human even before anyone can react to them

  • @MyNameisGon
    @MyNameisGon 4 месяца назад +1

    I think if you had a red bull you could take fatalis

  • @Rfa999
    @Rfa999 4 месяца назад

    You're a silly man but these videos bring me joy

  • @ohtheforlanity3205
    @ohtheforlanity3205 3 месяца назад

    Aknosom does breath fire. I think you need to move it up

  • @stingingspider-ob4zo
    @stingingspider-ob4zo 4 месяца назад

    Take out an elder dragon with a fighter jet

  • @Mario-s5z3o
    @Mario-s5z3o 4 месяца назад

    13:09 dioblos would just charge at u wreaking the car and you it 1 shots