Flat Earth Fail Compilation 9

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

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  • @andriuss7631
    @andriuss7631 4 года назад +606

    I'm an engineer on a tunneling project in London and for every 1 kilometre we lose 8mm because of the curve of the earth

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 4 года назад +56

      Or the Free Masons.... Or NASA ... Or Duh Gubernment... etc

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 4 года назад +25

      Meh. Probably just floating-point errors in your software xD

    • @andriuss7631
      @andriuss7631 4 года назад +19

      @@UltromanTheTacoman lol hahaha I hope bot or everyone around the world is making the same mistake 😂

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 4 года назад +18

      @@andriuss7631 It's a conspiracy conspiracy! It's not that everyone is making the same mistake. NO ONE is making the mistake...not even you. You're lying to me right f***ing now! 8mm per mile * scoffs * Stop peddling your "science" xD
      /s

    • @andriuss7631
      @andriuss7631 4 года назад +15

      @@UltromanTheTacoman I pray for you to get well soon bro

  • @RegebroRepairs
    @RegebroRepairs 4 года назад +566

    Oh, my god, that "sun can't be far away because space is dark" is the most stupid argument I've ever heard. He must be joking. Please tell me he is joking.

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 4 года назад +19

      The reason we don't see "dark" between us and the sun is due to the... SUN projecting the light!

    • @tenmo1
      @tenmo1 4 года назад +21

      I think he imagines space to be like a dark curtain - that would explain why he's surprised the light goes through.

    • @RegebroRepairs
      @RegebroRepairs 4 года назад +22

      @@tenmo1 Flat earth is a conspiracy. People pretend to be stupid to give SciManDan views. :-P It's actually just all him, deepfaked. :-)

    • @karekarenohay4432
      @karekarenohay4432 4 года назад +6

      @@tenmo1 Exactly. That guy thinks space is TAINTED with black.

    • @3698sch
      @3698sch 4 года назад +14

      Actually, this is one of the greatest flattard arguments I have heard EVER. It is totally absurd and in the meantime you have nothing to counterargue as you have to start explaining absolutely everything from the start. Just try it. Whatever you say, you are going to sound ridicilous. This guy made my brain hurt, literally. He caused me physical pain with his...., let's cal it an idea, that everything in space is black..... You have to admit the genious behind it. He actually thought about this.

  • @rickyricketts9686
    @rickyricketts9686 4 года назад +657

    "How does light miss all that black space but then shine on us on Earth" *Literal tears* 😂

    • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      @Discrimination_is_not_a_right 4 года назад +70

      If someone told him "because there's nothing there", do you think he'd get it?

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 4 года назад +21

      Ricky Ricketts - all that black space that I don’t believe in - oops 😆

    • @NZBigfoot
      @NZBigfoot 4 года назад +33

      The fact he said that and was videoing himself while driving, i think he should loose his license due to lacking mental capacity and be charged with wreckless driving.

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat 4 года назад +12

      Blackness is faster than the speed of light. Every time light arrives, blackness is already there. Flerfer logic

    • @thedude1744
      @thedude1744 4 года назад +15

      Black privilege

  • @mrdrprofessoroak497
    @mrdrprofessoroak497 4 года назад +283

    Flat Earther: Earth is flat because it looks flat! I cannot see curve!
    Me: *Looks in mirror, does not observe myself aging
    Me: *lives forever

    • @TechDeath91
      @TechDeath91 4 года назад +3

      Well done 😂👍

    • @justanorwegianwatchingyout6200
      @justanorwegianwatchingyout6200 4 года назад

      😂

    • @ARSONXBELLA
      @ARSONXBELLA 4 года назад

      are we feeling old

    • @Harldin
      @Harldin 4 года назад +10

      MrDrProfessor Oak I looked out the window to see if i could see the trees growing, didn’t see them growing thus they don’t grow

    • @enchantedmg3415
      @enchantedmg3415 4 года назад +2

      @@Harldin this is beyond science

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 года назад +70

    Scientific Method:
    1: Make an Observation.
    2: Ask a Question.
    3: Form a Hypothesis.
    4: Test the Hypothesis with an Experiment.
    5: Analyze the Data.
    6: Draw a Conclusion.
    7: Retest Experiment.
    Flat Earth non-science method:
    1: Make an Observation.
    2: Form a Hypothesis.
    3: Make another Observation.
    4: Claim your Hypothesis is Correct.

    • @oscarin13
      @oscarin13 4 года назад +17

      You forgot the first step in the Flat Earth method: assume a conclusion, then make observations fit into it.

    • @wildappalachian1
      @wildappalachian1 5 месяцев назад

      Step ?$!$%: create an experiment to prove my beliefs are correct

  • @garyberger9257
    @garyberger9257 4 года назад +280

    "How does it skip past all that darkness..."
    Wow. Did I just feel an explosion on my forehead? No. That's just my palm.

    • @therealhhent9841
      @therealhhent9841 4 года назад +2

      Hilarious

    • @anthonyrosa7189
      @anthonyrosa7189 4 года назад +3

      hhahahhahah saaaame

    • @falcoperegrinus82
      @falcoperegrinus82 4 года назад +6

      Around the time he said that, I seem to have passed out. When I came to, I had a hand-shaped bruise on my forehead.

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 года назад +1

      When will 'flat Earthers' get through all their darkness?

    • @garyberger9257
      @garyberger9257 3 года назад +1

      @@-oiiio-3993 Probably never. I know a flat earther! But she's honestly bonkers. Pretty much certifiable to me.

  • @tree427
    @tree427 4 года назад +551

    I'm a failure but at least I'm not a flat earther

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 года назад +60

      I sleep soundly in the knowledge that there is someone out there that's a much bigger loser than I am.

    • @Robironin
      @Robironin 4 года назад +10

      So am I .... knowing that thera are planty of bigger looser than me and even some pastors.

    • @deesnutz4638
      @deesnutz4638 4 года назад +20

      You should put that on a t-shirt..!

    • @asheyymusic833
      @asheyymusic833 4 года назад +1

      One day fast approaching you yourself will bow down to God

    • @notamoron2246
      @notamoron2246 4 года назад +9

      A flattard can only aspire to be a failure. Unfortunately most of them will never reach such lofty heights.

  • @frankonauten
    @frankonauten 4 года назад +171

    I love flatties constantly alternate between “Do your own research” and “It’s true cause it’s in the Bible”!

    • @spideymcgee4718
      @spideymcgee4718 4 года назад +19

      "Just because the scientist say it, doesnt mean it's true."
      Quotes bible verses after...
      Smh

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 года назад +12

      Not all christians believe what these people do. I for one do not believe in this craziness.

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 3 года назад +6

      @@fordshojoe8080 i think the vast majority doesn’t

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 года назад +6

      @@popycorn300 yea I've actually had this conversation with a preacher. He said he believes they just try and use it because they can twist it to benefit them.

    • @arlipscomb
      @arlipscomb 3 года назад +2

      You have to understand that these are, for the most part, a group that also did not accept what the historic (i.e. 300 A.D.) Christians believed and "rediscovered" it from their observations of the original group's manuscripts. You starting to see a pattern?

  • @kmcleod78
    @kmcleod78 4 года назад +106

    Pastor Dowell replies to question - 'I've learnt over the years'...……. long pause. At 1:28 you can see the exact moment he realises that he has learnt nothing over the years.

    • @ahshatmasell6751
      @ahshatmasell6751 4 года назад +8

      The pastor doesn't believe anything governments say but preaches from the authorised king James Bible

    • @kmcleod78
      @kmcleod78 4 года назад +2

      @Richard Hopkins learnedededed

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 4 года назад +5

      He definitely didn't learn to pay attention to the road when he's driving, and I think that's his most dangerous shortcoming.

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 4 года назад +9

      As an atheist I applaud that pastor, he should get more air time because he's dumb and paranoid enough to make a lot of normal people lose their religion. "If there is a god, why would he allow such an utter moron to speak in his name?"

    • @MtnDan-d4g
      @MtnDan-d4g 4 года назад +6

      @Richard Hopkins Wow. You just made yourself look like an ass. Maybe you should Google a word before making another comment like this.

  • @EzeePosseTV
    @EzeePosseTV 4 года назад +151

    The guy showing the oil rig in the distance more or less debunked his "proof" by showing a rig (the closer of the two rigs) with it's legs behind the curvature. You could not see where the legs actually meet the water. Lol

    • @michaelt6413
      @michaelt6413 4 года назад +11

      We're just going to pretend half the legs aren't missing...

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 4 года назад +23

      Didn't have enough tabs open in his high IQ research.

    • @Fmt__cook
      @Fmt__cook 4 года назад +8

      Exactly my thoughts as I watched

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 4 года назад +5

      I actually cracked out in a laughter at this video. It is the third time I see flatties film these half hidden platforms, claiming the earth is flat.

    • @EzeePosseTV
      @EzeePosseTV 4 года назад +2

      Lmao! ... Yep, many times I have seen flatties show ocean horizons with structures partially hidden by the *curvature* as they claim it as proof of flat earth and it's just perspective/mirage causing said structure to be half hidden. So much for "If you zoom in you can bring [insert sea vessel or structure here] back into full view" lol. Also as a side note.. and I have caught many flattards with this...
      _Flerfer shows image of horizon and says it's flat!_
      *_Me: Get's my engineers metal ruler, places ruler edge along horizon line on image, points out observation noting that horizon line has upwards curve against ruler edge seen in every image flattards show of their "flat horizon" .. Not a single reply from the flatties trying to refute my findings._* Lmao!

  • @UgeneGordon
    @UgeneGordon 4 года назад +38

    Thank you flat earthers! My best friend had self esteem issues, he thought he was stupid because he’d failed his winter Physics exam but I showed him a couple of flat earth theorists’ videos and the problem was solved he no longer thinks he’s the stupidest person on the planet he knows the stupidest people on the planet by their names now

  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov 4 года назад +89

    "I'm sorry, but can you turn your bird off? It's very distracting."
    this caught me off guard

    • @jamessuits1972
      @jamessuits1972 4 года назад +3

      I know people with Guinea hens. They're really obnoxious.

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 4 года назад

      Bloody noisy things, I would have to shoot them

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 4 года назад +1

      @Tomi Tuominen LOL, is that the best you can do? When you say globehead we have another word for it. Sane.

    • @joyfulzero853
      @joyfulzero853 3 года назад +1

      ... what the people?

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 года назад

      @@jamessuits1972 They are obnoxious sometimes, I have some myself, but they are a good cheap laugh when they do something stupid.

  • @peterheath2308
    @peterheath2308 4 года назад +237

    Should have called it the Lateral Institute of Earth Science, LIES for short Just sayin'

    • @briannewton3535
      @briannewton3535 4 года назад +11

      I think Lame Institute of Flat Earth Science fits better. Limping along with guesses and assertions.

    • @romithromith
      @romithromith 4 года назад +15

      I hear it's part of the Flat Earth College Educational System.

    • @davidwilliams9386
      @davidwilliams9386 4 года назад +2

      @@romithromith nice lol

    • @EddyOtway
      @EddyOtway 4 года назад +3

      Peter Heath and how can you believe someone who uses free editing software with a watermark 🤦🏼‍♂️ obviously hasn’t done any research on free software or the globe.

    • @notamoron2246
      @notamoron2246 4 года назад +4

      Maybe Flat Erff College And Library?

  • @woowooNeedsFaith
    @woowooNeedsFaith 4 года назад +201

    "Because space is black, the sun can not be seen."
    Go into totally dark room. Space inside that room is completely black. Turn on light and you can't see it because space in between is black.

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 4 года назад +15

      Bet he never have done that experiment. I think there is a saying like "there is not enough darkness in all the worlds to put out a single candle"

    • @materialnothing2742
      @materialnothing2742 4 года назад

      @UCGCJZVtc6SEhoB5sMnVpQ-w If that made sense to you (both his statement and yours), then I doubt you're in possess any sort of sense.
      Also, just because you are unable make a point doesn't mean you should resort to juvenile insults. It makes you look quite pitiful.

    • @vict0ree
      @vict0ree 4 года назад +5

      Or just turn on a flashlight in a pitch black room.

    • @johnscaramis2515
      @johnscaramis2515 4 года назад +8

      Probably the darkness sucks away all the light, like vaccum sucks atmosphere, if not contained. 🤔🤣

    • @bogfinken
      @bogfinken 4 года назад +11

      Hello darkness my old friend 🎶
      .
      .
      .
      Sorry, I'll show myself out !

  • @alexgaudette988
    @alexgaudette988 4 года назад +141

    9:43 guy has a half cactus staring him in the face and he can't figure out a half moon

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 4 года назад +6

      This comment is underrated.

    • @crwydryny
      @crwydryny 4 года назад +10

      to quote the same book he himself quoted
      mark 8: 18 "you have eyes but fail to see"
      jeremiah 5: 21 "Hear this, you foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see"

    • @n1k32h
      @n1k32h 4 года назад +1

      I think the earth is flat. I can see the moon from here. If it was round I could not see the moon because of the curve would hide it!

    • @zz-krivxx-zz4875
      @zz-krivxx-zz4875 4 года назад

      Alex Gaudette USNVA11 4 things that you never will see from space
      1)🌍

    • @solidus3168
      @solidus3168 4 года назад +2

      @@n1k32h cant tell if you are serious or sarcastic.

  • @SilverScreenEssay
    @SilverScreenEssay 4 года назад +43

    Scimandan: Cristopher Columbus discovered America in the sense that no one in Europe or the rest of the world didn't know about it.
    *Laughs in Viking*

    • @yvesremy7096
      @yvesremy7096 4 года назад +8

      Äh äh äh

    • @LawfullSpook
      @LawfullSpook 4 года назад

      There is actually a possibility that an Irishman named at brendan visited the Americas for just over a month around 900 CE 600 years before Columbus and around 100 years before the Vikings though it is quite contested due to little evidence.

    • @beatsandmel0dy
      @beatsandmel0dy 3 года назад

      Also the Chinese

    • @snowieken
      @snowieken 3 года назад +1

      @@yvesremy7096 That reply is heavily underrated.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 года назад +3

      Yeah don't know how Dan didn't know that.

  • @adambenini1022
    @adambenini1022 4 года назад +129

    I’ve learnt that Flat Earthers have all the same questions as a 5 year old. Except the 5 year old would listen to the answers.

    • @russlehman
      @russlehman 4 года назад +12

      I had a decent understanding of the phases of the moon and the horizon, to the best of my recollection, beforemI was 10 years old.The oil rig thing is hilarious, because it's pretty obvious that the bottom of that rig is hidden behind the curve that the idiot claims can't be seen.

    • @michaelveroni1380
      @michaelveroni1380 4 года назад

      There ya go.. some actual science.. physics.. and laws of reality. From an engineer.. enjoy.
      I love real physics and reality. Flat.
      The globe killer.. no one can debate back after they understand this... Enjoy.
      FLAT...
      The reality of the suns diverging light rays destroys the entire globe model.. diagrams.. and the erstosthenes globe experiment... Light only leaves a spherical surface diverging.. laws of light and shadows. Yet globe and Eratosthenes uses parallels and converging.. lmao.
      Scientism... I know what's 4000 miles deep in earth and inside every planet star moon and sun.. but only dug 7.5 miles deep... On earth... Lmao
      Know what everything in the solar system weighs... From the inside of a shed in someones back garden. Lmao
      Drones billions of miles away.. sending back cartoons..
      The imaginations of madmen..
      Cgi for a reason..
      .. research sacred secretion, chakras explained in children's cartoon. 3rd eye pineal gland, seat of the soul.. what they are hiding from you. True secrets of the universe..
      CGI.. all cgi. Full solar documentaries.. cgi..
      Take a read..don't bother commenting until you have and clicked links to educational information...kill the ego trapping you with fear of growth.. that voice right now telling you to ignore this. click the links - learn how your eyes work.. educate your soul to the truth of the matrix..
      The truth is hard to swallow for a reason.. get some education to physical laws.. test your own reality.
      ---------------------------------------
      Earth is flat. Scientism is a belief system that don't use the laws of physics.. read below.
      Plane truths.
      1. Curvature doesn't exsist upon earth and infact the science of how your eyes work. Laser test can also show. Can see scotland to Norway 325 mile, France to England, Spain to Africa.. no curvature.
      Not curvature just Linear perspective, vanishing point, atmospheric conditions, light, field of view your eye balls create and angular resolution along a flat plane.the science of your eyes explained..
      A Corridor has the same curvature as the ocean, flat.. in a boat or in an aeroplane... Horizon eye level 360degress.. science of your horizon / focus length, depth.
      Linear perspective matrix ramp caused by your eyes and why you can see through curvature boats go over bottom first. Again and again.. With a zoom..
      How your eyes trick you.. but you can zoom though curvature, impossibility on a ball.. it's actually a Linear perspective ramp of depth perception.
      So in simple terms.. you see along a flat plane.. the ground is diagonal from your eye level, so further away than looking straight ahead. Horizon is your focus length, just that your focus length is longer looking straight ahead rather than diagonal to ground so things appear to disappear bottom first.
      Science of your eyes, they can't see billion or millions of miles.
      Linear perspective. Linear means straight line.. not curved.. horizon is the focus distance you have nothing to do with curvature. Horizon is eye level to the observer, it's how your eyes focus, eye level is the term used, your not actually looking level but if you put your hand up to your eyes this is the height you perceive the ground to be obviously not as it's under your feet. And its depth not height.
      Zoom camera gives longer view as has better lens than your eye, then telescope longer view again always bringing the boat back, giving you a longer perspective ramp. Not Curvature...
      ruclips.net/video/C4h-AS729JM/видео.html
      images.app.goo.gl/FbC2NGvbHqc6qgxZ9
      images.app.goo.gl/G8g6wgk3XQ4eFD4N8
      images.app.goo.gl/xzYHWQPVnzRBFaq46
      images.app.goo.gl/1hWyXbktwVYJfwoK7
      ruclips.net/video/tWvPZG34fDU/видео.html
      images.app.goo.gl/xiWGhEbe5qwDtdVVA
      images.app.goo.gl/xiWGhEbe5qwDtdVVA
      ruclips.net/video/YVAliLPt61U/видео.html
      2. Light is divergent from source in reality. Source being the sun. Same as a spherical bulb. Larger shadows than object. Laws of shadows.
      But parallel when NASA needs it to be to explain seasons. Or converging if NASA needs it to be to explain the solar eclipse shadow size. Fact is light is divergent from the sun. Solar eclipse diagram breaks laws of physics, and reality as its converging 2 spot lights on the moon to try give a smaller shadow than object. Breaking the laws of physics to suggest this diagram is science, but try match what we physically see on earth of a 70 mile shadow, with a diagram that doesn't match reality or physical law. And the moon is 30 Mile wide. Physically can't be 2000mile wide. 30 mile wide - Matching law of shadows. The fact globe diagrams contridict each other and reality shows a clear lie.
      Light from a sphere is always diverging, light from a convex surface is always diverging. Never converging or parallel which contridict each other.
      images.app.goo.gl/g2VFDqmXgXwWReLR7. Parallel seasons.. not physical laws of light and spheres.
      images.app.goo.gl/bQLzMLpRTvztw4G17
      - 2 spot lights converging.. not physical laws of sun..
      ruclips.net/video/IpqL0D82xn8/видео.html the sun not a tractor beam spotlight of parallel light.. a sphere
      images.app.goo.gl/WSPLcYW3yWFnJsPA7 street light.. same as sun.. scaled down.. not a tractor beam of light.. but spherical light spread diverging.
      images.app.goo.gl/9gbXSyuVS7Aod7hk9
      images.app.goo.gl/5pSMmiYGEMuAJJP59
      images.app.goo.gl/uncJpo4WiojEh1RE6
      images.app.goo.gl/cCpQcyf7RW98LRfh9
      images.app.goo.gl/7bYA7TeoDMnyLiq57
      images.app.goo.gl/X9PNBLpmg8o4G7NN7
      images.app.goo.gl/pz4aK4puPqasb99A9
      ruclips.net/video/IpqL0D82xn8/видео.html
      Diverging light rays make larger shadows.. fact.
      images.app.goo.gl/CtUvNiog5emJPuRT9
      images.app.goo.gl/UvcJzFY75XgYfvjF7
      images.app.goo.gl/46PaVLX6b1iCqsge6 sun diverging rays.. not a tractor beam of spotlight..
      images.app.goo.gl/JrYQYA5fBjogvTsY6
      images.app.goo.gl/UtKHpt7zN3Ym1twE6
      images.app.goo.gl/eezbVadyPU2KDJZ58
      images.app.goo.gl/LQvqLTNcHMKmaYRy7
      3. So no curvature., So no ball.
      No ball - No spin.. no motion from earth is fact of aero-plane travel upon a supposedly ever increasing ball from 0mph at poles to 1000mph at equator.
      Light rays from sun are divergent, not converging and parallel which are used for solar diagrams, which all contridict each other. Contridicting diagrams for the same solar system, someone is lying and light leaves a convex surface divergent, not parallel or converging, just how we see the suns rays diverge.. In reality.. in physics..laws of light and shadows. No globe diagrams match that of physical reality which we live..
      4. NAIL IN THE COFFIN.
      Rockets never actually fly in a vacuum, they glide on a structure.
      Aerodynamics within a vacuum doesn't exsist but "gravity" still exsists and still pulls you to earth but now you have no atmosphere for aerodynamics for the nose or wings or anything to move against, to stabilise against. To lift off of.
      Throw a dart in a vacuum, no aerodynamics. It falls.
      Plane falls out the sky when hits thin air over mountains, no atmosphere, it doesn't glide, it falls. No aerodynamics. doesn't matter what the thrust mechanism is, no aerodynamics to fly or stabilise.
      No space travel. CGI, movie sets, harnesses models filming technology..
      If Newton's 3rd law was in effect these flys should just keep floating the direction they jumped in the vacuum.. but that's not how a vacuum works. Or space. Fall faster and no way to fight it nothing to use as resistance.. no atmosphere. Still has "gravity". As the ISS has to supposedly travel 9x the speed of a bullet to over come it. Tell me how to dock on something moving that fast with no aerodynamics.. and they always switch their engines off when they get to 70 mile high still in an atmosphere.. no fuel left. High altitude zero-g plane. Everything moves faster in space.. just the astronots move slower.. forgot their own physics of their model.. lmao
      ruclips.net/video/C4h-AS729JM/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/-BsrzO7aXNs/видео.html
      Rat on rocket green screen.
      ruclips.net/video/aNaKu_F85Ag/видео.html
      "Sonoluminescence" - real stars and planets.
      "Stars can be seen from airplane resolved"
      Earth is god's intelligently created flat enclosed eco system. Enjoy.

    • @kristurowski1619
      @kristurowski1619 4 года назад +6

      @@michaelveroni1380 🤣

    • @hojackborseman5107
      @hojackborseman5107 4 года назад

      Adam Benini and that’s why the flat earth institute of science exists

    • @eungeran07
      @eungeran07 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelveroni1380 get a life

  • @petersmith4943
    @petersmith4943 4 года назад +61

    Usually I see videos titled "Greatest evidence of a flat earth" , it shows a video of a guy pouring a glass of water over a basketball.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 4 года назад +3

      peter smith shout out to that guy

    • @5thGreatest
      @5thGreatest 4 года назад +3

      Show some respect they use tennis balls!

    • @mamamotank7614
      @mamamotank7614 4 года назад

      Now they're using their own balls

    • @petersmith4943
      @petersmith4943 4 года назад

      mama mo tank I never want to see that video thanks....lol

  • @Icasus
    @Icasus 4 года назад +148

    "Sorry about the shaky camera" "Sorry about the glare" Yep. Those were definitely the things that made that video horrible.

    • @Itsme-if1mw
      @Itsme-if1mw 4 года назад +7

      Dave Bechtum „sorry about the bad flat earth proof“

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 4 года назад +2

      If anyone ever says "Sorry my arguement is bad because I don't really know what I am talking about but this is how I became convinced"...then we have finally broken the reality simulation.

    • @coffeefilter101
      @coffeefilter101 4 года назад +1

      Please, oh please, don’t try to use your interpretation of Bible passages to ‘prove’ flat earth. They don’t.

    • @coffeefilter101
      @coffeefilter101 4 года назад +1

      BTW Scimandan doesn’t ‘look’ gay to me.

    • @andrewboff5682
      @andrewboff5682 4 года назад +1

      @@imblacksoimslow5731 because he met YOU.

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +14

    "How does light miss all that black space" I think I just had an aneurysm

  • @fearmyawsomeness
    @fearmyawsomeness 4 года назад +120

    "I'm sorry but can you turn your bird off, its very distracting" This is gold.
    Keep it up SciManDan
    Regards from a sunny brown, I mean blue sky in South-Africa.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +6

      There are instances of the sky being brown however. It's called atmospheric pollution. Real problem in some cities; Not so much so in the country.

    • @Guranga93
      @Guranga93 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/JK3rCKKOkKM/видео.html

    • @paulbeard3238
      @paulbeard3238 4 года назад

      @@Guranga93 LOL

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 4 года назад +1

      @@smukherjee6056 I thought they were giving him instructions.

    • @BlazeDuskdreamer
      @BlazeDuskdreamer 4 года назад +1

      Well, if he can see across the flat earth, he should be able to turn the bird off. lol

  • @counterdebate
    @counterdebate 4 года назад +81

    " If They Say The Sky Is Blue I'm Gonna Say It's Brown" ...So Basically He Is Saying He Would Lie...not a good start pastor 😕

    • @mikelapine1
      @mikelapine1 4 года назад +5

      He's a pastor, thus a liar by default.

    • @counterdebate
      @counterdebate 4 года назад +1

      @Nope, he SAID would lie to advance HIS OWN "believe".... do you get it

    • @counterdebate
      @counterdebate 4 года назад

      @ Yes you are wrong, well done🤣

    • @counterdebate
      @counterdebate 4 года назад

      @ lol ah the old you made me realise how stupid I am so... to compensate I'm going to call you names... Sticks and stone snowflake sticks and stones....

    • @counterdebate
      @counterdebate 4 года назад

      @ lol I'm' hovering from a wire, lookng down at you now squire,... Lookup I dare you! 🤣

  • @serious.business
    @serious.business 4 года назад +124

    "The earth is flat no matter how high up you go... but don't go too high, or you'll end up in space, then we'll refuse to acknowledge your existence."

    • @somerandomfox1153
      @somerandomfox1153 4 года назад +8

      People on the ISS: well fuck you too

    • @donkanis6141
      @donkanis6141 4 года назад +1

      That is EXACTLY I learned on my last acid trip. !!!! Thanks.

    • @rinaldo2062
      @rinaldo2062 4 года назад +2

      The fact that the horizon rises to eye level even at 120,000 feet completely destroys the heliocentric pear earth model.

    • @rinaldo2062
      @rinaldo2062 4 года назад +1

      [S]-Riley Dunn
      not true at all. The horizon is completely flat and rises to eye level even at 120,000 feet. Neil degrasse Tyson said it himself. Care to argue with him?

    • @rinaldo2062
      @rinaldo2062 4 года назад +1

      [S]-Riley Dunn
      I looked it up and that’s complete nonsense. Look up the red bull space jump and check out the footage from the inside camera. A completely flat horizon that rises all the way up. At 128,000 feet!

  • @Mikki-Moo
    @Mikki-Moo 3 года назад +3

    I appreciate watching this in the morning, sitting outside, watching the brown sky and drinking my blue coffee

  • @Ch35h1r3C47
    @Ch35h1r3C47 4 года назад +102

    The guy going on about the moon shadow in the day was hilarious. He literally had dozens of plants all around him showing the same shading pattern.

    • @crwydryny
      @crwydryny 4 года назад +4

      ironically I can debunk him with the very book he quoted at the beginning
      mark 8:18 "you have eyes but fail to see"
      jeremiah 5:21 "Hear this, you foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see"

    • @BaldHeadedManc
      @BaldHeadedManc 4 года назад

      @@crwydryny Cool. How many more comments are you gonna post that on?

    • @beckydoesit9331
      @beckydoesit9331 4 года назад

      My brother asked me to give him a hand job and it turned into full on sex. We're brother and sister and our parents were gone.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 года назад

      @@beckydoesit9331 - strange comment for this thread.

    • @beckydoesit9331
      @beckydoesit9331 4 года назад

      @@markfox1545 'for this thread'... lol.

  • @ziploc2000
    @ziploc2000 4 года назад +24

    That last one is a classic. "Where's the curve?" and he's looking right at it! As Miles Davis would say, you can't see the bottom of the oil rig because there's something in the way. That something is water, and the water is in the way because of the curve. You couldn't get an easier proof of earth curve.

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 4 года назад +5

      Exactly. He just proved curvature. The problem is, he's too stupid to see it.

  • @roguegargoyle914
    @roguegargoyle914 4 года назад +68

    "The Flat Earth Institute of Science" now that's an oxymoron if I ever saw one

    • @jormungandr9251
      @jormungandr9251 4 года назад +6

      Rogue GarGoyle
      I'd love to see a grant application from this place. Who would fund something like this?

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 4 года назад +2

      Jörmungandr probably a subsidiary of the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

    • @SETIFilm
      @SETIFilm 4 года назад +2

      @@jormungandr9251 writes: "Who would fund something like this?" Any politician that thought he could get votes from the people wanting/supporting the grant.

    • @jormungandr9251
      @jormungandr9251 4 года назад +1

      Why Why
      😂

    • @jormungandr9251
      @jormungandr9251 4 года назад +1

      SETIFilm
      Sadly true.

  • @guytremblay1647
    @guytremblay1647 4 года назад +9

    when i feel like watching a comedy movie i'm reminded of how much comedy has failed us in the last 20 years so i decide to go listen to some flat earth videos , then i start laughing like hell none stop

  • @novadestry
    @novadestry 4 года назад +62

    Even his own animals can't stop laughing at him

    • @kerianhalcon3557
      @kerianhalcon3557 4 года назад +1

      It was like they were trying to drown out his stupid, unfortunately they failed.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 года назад

      "Great, seed bringer is talking nonsense again."

  • @PaulGreeve
    @PaulGreeve 4 года назад +36

    Someone should start a podcast called “Flerfs in Cars with Stupidity”.
    Space is black, black is opaque, Sun can’t be seen in space. This guy is a super genius.

    • @stephanesmith9391
      @stephanesmith9391 4 года назад +3

      Hold on! He might be on to something, mabe this is the explanation about dark mater!!!!😂😂😂

  • @corpsecandy2076
    @corpsecandy2076 4 года назад +121

    "The moon gives off it's own light".
    Ah yes, my flashlight regularly has a shadow on its bulb as it gives off it's own light. Perfectly normal.

    • @soyousaidyouwanttoblankher1534
      @soyousaidyouwanttoblankher1534 4 года назад

      The sun being brighter will have an even brighter effect on one side of the moon that faces the sun making it seem like it has a shadow on the less brighter side of the moon....don't be a maroon...if u switched ur headlights on during the day u would think they aren't on for the same reason...

    • @Septimius
      @Septimius 4 года назад +4

      Oh my god, I didn't even come so far to consider this part of it. It was so stupid long before this. Amazing.

    • @jared4575
      @jared4575 4 года назад

      The Bible is often not very literal and this guy tryna prove a point using the most literal translation of a bible passage.

    • @naneneunmalklug4032
      @naneneunmalklug4032 3 года назад

      Thats funny. My flashlight always skips all the blackness between its light bulb and the object I am trying to illuminate. We have two very strange flashlights it would seem.

  • @malcolmmorin
    @malcolmmorin 4 года назад +51

    "Brown sky-I mean, blue sky."
    Aha! The truth is out, Dan! The sky is brown, after all! Brown Sky Believers unite!

    • @anthonylewis9944
      @anthonylewis9944 4 года назад +4

      Malcolm the fool
      The sky is purple, but hey you know it all don’t you?? Such folkish sheep in here.

    • @malcolmmorin
      @malcolmmorin 4 года назад +5

      @@anthonylewis9944 Get out of here, you Grimace-looking heathen! Hell will be purple before the sky ever will!

    • @yvesremy7096
      @yvesremy7096 4 года назад +2

      Ha! You all got it wrong - it is grey. Color-blindness, you know...

  • @Hye12112
    @Hye12112 4 года назад +53

    Driving and flattarding should be illegal

    • @Nails077
      @Nails077 4 года назад +5

      Don't dumb and drive!

    • @BigHeretic
      @BigHeretic 4 года назад +5

      *Mirac* That's called driving whilst cognitively impaired.

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 4 года назад +2

      And wearing 2 hats

    • @damyr
      @damyr 4 года назад +1

      I'm actually amazed how they even got the license. On the other thought, that's probably the greatest reason why there are millions of deaths in car accidents every year.

  • @PayasYouListen
    @PayasYouListen 4 года назад +29

    "Hold up a ball next to the moon and you will see the same shadow."
    I love simple little experiments like that that anyone can do and help us learn about the world around us.

    • @michaelnewton1754
      @michaelnewton1754 4 года назад +6

      I can see how he's confused. He thinks that because they're both similar size in the sky, that they must be comparable distances away, and the shadow on the moon should be different... but relative to how far the sun is, the moon is still very close.
      The suggestion to hold up a ball next to the moon is something I've also used to help a FE friend visualize what's going on.

    • @CJ-ty8sv
      @CJ-ty8sv 4 года назад +1

      @@michaelnewton1754 A better way to do it is go into a very dark room and shine a flashlight from a distance at a ball while looking at it from the side at some angle and hey, you the same "phase" / shadow effect.
      The part that has always made me kind of laugh is that the very pronounce shadowing is evidence that the moon is not in our atmosphere because the shadowing would be very minimal if it was, just like how an object's shadow here on earth doesn't make things that are in there shadow virtually disappear in broad daylight. Sure, they are darker but only by a very small degree relatively speaking when the sun is more than 15° or so above the horizon.

    • @gl3906
      @gl3906 4 года назад

      @@michaelnewton1754 To me it sound like he is thinking that only the earth can cast a shadow on the moon - which can't work when both are above the horizon.... at least here he is right ;-)

  • @andyjones5834
    @andyjones5834 4 года назад +23

    Nothing like enjoying a nice cup of blue coffee, looking up at the beautiful brown sky... 🤣😂

  • @chrishowlett5916
    @chrishowlett5916 2 года назад +1

    The incredulity of Dan saying "concrete flat earth proof" definitely makes this one worth a rewatch

  • @savage6394
    @savage6394 4 года назад +144

    RUclips thinks I’m a “Flat earthier” from my search history. When in fact I watch for the Hilarity.

    • @seraphimdunn
      @seraphimdunn 4 года назад +6

      I used to have a playlist of flat earth videos for the comedic value. People used that against me in arguments 😂😂😂

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 года назад +4

      @@seraphimdunn
      I can't watch a flat earth video without cringing, that's why I dont

    • @ANSHUKUMAR-yh1jo
      @ANSHUKUMAR-yh1jo 4 года назад +2

      Good thing. You get more hilarity

    • @my0wnable
      @my0wnable 4 года назад +1

      yes same here its my way to have some laughs this poor ppl breaking their bones in "fail" videos are not funny any more :)

    • @michaelramone9262
      @michaelramone9262 4 года назад +1

      Same here Hahahaha

  • @freddan6fly
    @freddan6fly 4 года назад +23

    6:00 'we can find observation after observation' this guy have shown a mountain lit up on the top (only possible on a globe), a sharp horizon (only possible on a globe), clouds lit up from below ( only possible on a globe) and a sunset (only possible on a globe), yeah right flat.
    Edit: Please note my space parathesis above, @ConspiracyCats.

    • @alvin2021
      @alvin2021 4 года назад

      Cracks me up that flatties think we should see the curve of the earth from our perspective, I wonder how small the earth would need to be to see a curve from the ground....

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 4 года назад

      @@alvin2021 I believe something in the ballpark of Churyumov-Gerasimenko you would see the horizon curve from left to right with your own eyes. Lets send them flatties over there, and they can discuss if the asteroid is flat or not.

  • @geoffbushill5587
    @geoffbushill5587 4 года назад +20

    ‘Sun skips all of space’ wow, simply wow.

  • @BriceHoward7001
    @BriceHoward7001 4 года назад +2

    At the risk of incriminating my own kind -"That nigga is dumb."

  • @miguelencanarias
    @miguelencanarias 4 года назад +60

    My brain short-circuited when I heard the first guy talk about the Sun crossing through all that blackness. I was like, did I hear him right? Did he just say the most imbecilic line in the history of mankind? I facepalmed so violently that I got myself a concussion. I woke up 2 minutes later, watched the video again and got another concussion. Pastor Dowell is killing me.

    • @patchbunny
      @patchbunny 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/uoghPts44Ng/видео.html

    • @mozambiquehere5903
      @mozambiquehere5903 4 года назад +2

      Went back to sleep after hearing that lmao

    • @illegal5066
      @illegal5066 4 года назад +2

      I had to go to the hospital due to the facepalm I gave myself..

    • @crabbyj
      @crabbyj 4 года назад +2

      Same here Miguel! LMAO

    • @jdhartsough
      @jdhartsough 4 года назад +4

      I was just glad he started giggling so I didn't feel to bad for laughing at him.

  • @SebberVB
    @SebberVB 4 года назад +39

    My coffee spilled everywhere just before watching this. Atleast I proved gravity is a thing.

    • @PaulaJBean
      @PaulaJBean 4 года назад +4

      And coffee always finds its level.

    • @Torsin2000
      @Torsin2000 4 года назад +2

      You know, they'd just say that coffee is denser than air, and due to fluid dynamics..blah blah made up term...blah blah.

    • @neon-rust
      @neon-rust 4 года назад

      Are you sure it didn't just find its level?

    • @ETM2024
      @ETM2024 4 года назад

      That was just They giving the stationary plane a jiggle to make you believe you're living on a spinny potato whizzing through space at a bazillion miles per hour.

    • @jamestor6700
      @jamestor6700 4 года назад

      @@Torsin2000 sounds like an argument from personal incredulity

  • @franciscodetonne4797
    @franciscodetonne4797 4 года назад +20

    Flat Earthers' inability to imagine the scale of things always amazes me. They underestimate everything: the size of the Earth, the size/scale of the universe, things outside what they see, the laws of physics, etc.
    Why? How is it so hard to just imagine that everything that you can see is everything there is? I don't even ask them to trust or believe it. But they don't even want to imagine it.

    • @antyspi4466
      @antyspi4466 4 года назад

      They are usually scared of big numbers - so they rather keep everything small and local.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +1

      Christopher Columbus originally miscalculated the size of the Earth to find a quicker route to Cathay. There just happened to be a couple of continents in the way. I doubt very seriously that he would have gotten his ships if everyone thought that the world was flat back then.

  • @aislingdowney5049
    @aislingdowney5049 4 года назад +1

    Thanks so much for these compilations SciManDan. I was feeling really crappy about myself but binge watching these has cheered me right up!

  • @ferrumignis
    @ferrumignis 4 года назад +29

    "Turn your bird off" 😄

    • @Mandelbrot_Set
      @Mandelbrot_Set 4 года назад +4

      It sounded like a guinea fowl. Those things can screech.

    • @PaulBrown-uj5le
      @PaulBrown-uj5le 4 года назад +2

      Lol that was funny..

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +1

      @@Mandelbrot_Set yup, I was gonna say I'd give him a Guinea if he'd shut up his guinea

  • @apothecaryjohn
    @apothecaryjohn 4 года назад +64

    60 likes and zero dislikes? Are the trolls still asleep?

    • @falkz.5234
      @falkz.5234 4 года назад +5

      139 and still no sign of them :-)

    • @PaulaJBean
      @PaulaJBean 4 года назад +3

      10:03 CEST and 3 dislikes. But I hit 'like' ;-)

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 года назад +1

      You woke them up... 8 dislikes at 4:10am EST.

    • @HahnHolio
      @HahnHolio 4 года назад +2

      We got 4 Dislikes now, so some got up early :)

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 4 года назад

      @frankos rooni 11, it has become

  • @arcanics1971
    @arcanics1971 4 года назад +22

    "The moon creates it's own light." (shows video where only a half of the moon is illuminated.)

    • @mantecat4001
      @mantecat4001 4 года назад

      yes

    • @Balizaharee
      @Balizaharee 4 года назад

      @anti-anti-intellectual x wow you spittin straight facts

    • @jameslind1964
      @jameslind1964 4 года назад +1

      yes, and wasn't it a coincidence that the side of the moon that was illuminated was the side where the sun was? What are the chances eh?

    • @RB-cl8tc
      @RB-cl8tc 4 года назад

      @@jameslind1964 "whats causing the shadow on the moon!!!!" the fucking moon you jackass 😂😂😂

  • @TheHitmanAgent
    @TheHitmanAgent 4 года назад +5

    "The Earth appears flat because it is flat" I must admit, that guy convinced me. I am a flat earther now 😂

  • @MaterLacrymarum
    @MaterLacrymarum 4 года назад +34

    8:22 That's not a bird, that's his brain trying to start up. 😆

    • @jonholdaway5842
      @jonholdaway5842 4 года назад +1

      You are so right !!!

    • @damyr
      @damyr 4 года назад +1

      His brain is in constant state of restarting. 🤭

    • @RogerioCampanhol
      @RogerioCampanhol 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cody967
      @cody967 4 года назад +2

      Kinda like the dinging noise cars make if u leave the keys in ignition and the door open. Only for his brain

  • @themaintenanceguy6986
    @themaintenanceguy6986 4 года назад +21

    "the moon was made for signs and omens! "you can't make this stuff up! 😂😂😂

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 4 года назад +4

      Sure you can -or what do you think how they came to it? 😉😂👍

    • @Frie_Jemi
      @Frie_Jemi 4 года назад +6

      Clearly, you CAN make that shit up, or else we wouldn't be hearing it!

    • @RustyWalker
      @RustyWalker 4 года назад +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen I've never heard anyone say that. I'll have to listen out for it.

    • @richardross1166
      @richardross1166 4 года назад +1

      Does that mean that the same signs and omens happen every month as the phases change?

    • @PaulBrown-uj5le
      @PaulBrown-uj5le 4 года назад +2

      Ikr these people are heavily indoctrinated religious lunatics.

  • @francischimenti1374
    @francischimenti1374 4 года назад +21

    8:24 I'm pretty sure the birds are EITHER pleading with him not to make a fool of himself OR simply laughing at him. Take your pick.

  • @simonturner1256
    @simonturner1256 3 года назад +2

    Even the bird is telling him 'it's a globe! it's a globe'

  • @serious.business
    @serious.business 4 года назад +153

    People ask me, "Yo, Srs, why you like watching this guy??"
    Because I get to watch him rip flat earthers apart AND I learn a little bit about astrophysics. It's like WWE in a classroom.

    • @somerandomfox1153
      @somerandomfox1153 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @bruhh009
      @bruhh009 4 года назад +6

      aaaaaaaaaand he's funny

    • @Nadarr1
      @Nadarr1 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @flatearthanswers
      @flatearthanswers 4 года назад +2

      Can you tell me about this astrophysics? Who exactly can verify the theories that are pushed on us by the masonic general education board?Is it NASA? JAXA? CNSA? ESA? RFSA? ISRO? All they've got are cartoons. Or maybe you don't know what a cartoon is? Who else goes to space? Now you're relying on Star Wars and Star Trek and the million other space related Hollwood shows that make you think it's real.
      WAKE UP SHEEPLE...WAKE UP

    • @georgehatzimanolakis1904
      @georgehatzimanolakis1904 4 года назад +1

      @John Mcnair wtf is a dickwacker?

  • @dylanjones9061
    @dylanjones9061 4 года назад +10

    "Space is dark!" Just as I was starting to think Flat Earthers were getting boring, one of them comes up with this gem! "The light just 'jumps' from the sun to the earth!" Nope, we can still see the sun in space too.

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 4 года назад

      But...but Flerfs don’t believe in space? 😆

    • @dylanjones9061
      @dylanjones9061 4 года назад

      @@marylynne9104 I think that's the point. He's saying that if space exists, and there is so much of it between the sun and the earth, we shouldn't be able to see the sun. But we do see the sun, therefore it must be close, and space must be fake. Obviously, "space is black" is a straw man. Space is black because it doesn't scatter light, not because there is no light passing through it!

  • @tnfloose9023
    @tnfloose9023 4 года назад +39

    "Brown?" SciManDan obviously has never been to L.A. haha.

    • @roby.3428
      @roby.3428 4 года назад +4

      That would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

    • @Qwazor
      @Qwazor 4 года назад +1

      Or Australia

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 4 года назад +1

      It's gotten better over the years with higher emission standards. Geography is what keeps it never quite clear.

    • @roby.3428
      @roby.3428 4 года назад

      @@timtheskeptic1147 yea, that's what happens when you produce a ton of heavy gas in a bowl.

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om 4 года назад

      I was in LA in 1986, and it was brown them too...

  • @kxu5325
    @kxu5325 4 года назад +6

    "Flat Earth Science" Sooo flat earth or science? You can't have both.

  • @jimmipadge
    @jimmipadge 4 года назад +39

    Well, the sun “skips all of space” -thats it, Im convinced. The earth is flat, it has to be, because blackness, and the sun could only skip space if the earth is flat, indisputable proof.

    • @arvind31459
      @arvind31459 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 4 года назад +3

      And don't try telling him he knows nothing about the "blackness" of space, cause then you'll be labelled a racist! lol

    • @donaldtrumpsbonespurs695
      @donaldtrumpsbonespurs695 4 года назад

      @@robertcartier5088 people who say racist things are labeled racists. Also, if you support obviously biased policies. Racism is a real issue, not a joke.

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 4 года назад +6

      @@donaldtrumpsbonespurs695
      Pointing out an ignorant man, who happens to be black, not understanding that there's nothing at all that is actually black between the Sun and the Earth is ironically amusing... But you're taking offense at that is fucking hilarious!
      I'm Canadian, I take ZERO responsibility for what other white people have done in the past, and resent your implication. So fuck you and the high horse you rode in on! ;-]

    • @jimmipadge
      @jimmipadge 4 года назад +3

      Robert Cartier the real shame is that all the “outrage” about non-racist jokes as if they are racist actually diminishes the true problem of racial discrimination in the eyes of the public. Racism is gross, but just as gross is misidentifying non racist statements as offensive. These people like Jazz are a bunch of unaware half-wits.

  • @Shez_C
    @Shez_C 4 года назад +23

    Friday's arent the same without Flat Earth Fridays!

  • @Stygian60
    @Stygian60 4 года назад +8

    Well, there you go Dan. You just ruined my morning coffee! 😂 I was just about to swallow my first sip when it was uncontrollably expelled from my mouth when I heard the pastor ask how space was dark and the Earth was brightly lit... From then on, it just kept spewing out of my mouth at each sip... You owe me one Dan! 😂😉

  • @rogertulk8607
    @rogertulk8607 3 года назад +1

    You'd be surprised how many people don't know that the moon is up in the daytime. I once heard a radio host bantering with her partner, saying that the moon was up at night, not in the daytime. I phoned her immediately and invited her to go to the front door of her station and look to the south, halfway up in the sky. There was a nice half moon there. She came back and told us with delight that the moon was up in the daytime. Few people really look up at the sky, and to be fair, it's often easy to mistake the daytime moon for a wisp of cloud.

  • @nejx8711
    @nejx8711 4 года назад +26

    I like how the last guy said overconfidently “it’s not a mirage” when you can clearly see it floating in the sky, not touching the water, plus there was a mirrored image of it at the bottom of it...

    • @mantecat4001
      @mantecat4001 4 года назад +2

      I though it was a box hung on that oil platform

    • @ignis6794
      @ignis6794 4 года назад

      @@mantecat4001 I thought it was a sign for a second at first until I realized the low res square was a rig farther back

  • @therealsulaco
    @therealsulaco 4 года назад +18

    Every time I hear a new flat earth hypothesis I am reminded of this quote by George Carlin: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 года назад

      @Jangus Roundstone You mean the only country that has managed to land people on the moon?

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 года назад

      @Box Jabber Developing cutting edge IT and making the most popular music and movies?

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 года назад

      @Jangus Roundstone If you're comparing me to the people who made the Apollo missions happen, thank you very much, that's a tremendous compliment.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 года назад

      @Box Jabber That is true.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 года назад

      @Jangus Roundstone Oh, I got your point. I was just trying to be polite and respond without noting what a bigoted fuckwit you were for making it, but I guess with some assholes being polite is a lost cause.

  • @vinny142
    @vinny142 4 года назад +58

    6:12 "traight horizons are what you see"
    Well.. it's not straight, but forget that for a moment: why am i seeing a horizon in the first place? Why can I not see all the way to the icewall? Light can travel that distance because I can see no dark spot, and perspective would simply move everything down, including the ground before it so I would just have to look down to see it. Why can I only see up to the horizon and why is that always exactly the same distance?
    And why can I stand at hte beach and see waves at tht same distance,but a ship behind those waves, much further away? Again: atmospheric conditions cannot makea far object disappear behind a closer object, it would bend the closer object down aswell.
    For poopsake FE people,put all your fragments of proofs together and workout the *massive* inconsistencies! Stopmaking yourselves look stupid, beat SciManDan at his own game :)

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 года назад +11

      Why not send them a 12 inch telescope and ask them to see Norway from Florida... I know, a waste of a good telescope.. but it's flat, they should be able to see Norway with a telescope, exactly like we can see Titan with one...

    • @philmenzies2477
      @philmenzies2477 4 года назад +7

      Also @6:12 shows a crescent moon in the sky.....Do they just deliberately go out and find photos that debunk FE whilst using those photos to try and prove FE?

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 4 года назад +2

      I clicked the timestamp cuz i thought he actually said Traight...

    • @jdanielcramer
      @jdanielcramer 4 года назад +4

      vinny142 correct sir; on a flat earth, every telescope focused across every body water would have to reveal the ice wall or the opposite shore. 🤨

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick 4 года назад +3

      I totally agree, I'm wanting better than the across a lake or 10 miles away photos, If the Earth is Flat & you can take a photo of something that should be behind the Horizon where is the photo of Hawaii from The Coast of California, or New Zealand from the Coast of NSW, Australia, the shortest distance between Nowra Australia and Aukland New Zealand is only 2181 km = 1355 miles, you should be able to take a photo at that distance with a Camera on a Telescope like people do for Planets & the Moon

  • @LordAnimeca
    @LordAnimeca 4 года назад +8

    I couldn't see the ant on the ground when I was on the ladder but once I was back on ground level I could suddenly see it.
    *must be a flat earth*

  • @deanrobinson2459
    @deanrobinson2459 4 года назад +34

    Is it just me but on the pictures of the 'flat' horizon, you can make out the curvature ever so slightly.

    • @jormungandr9251
      @jormungandr9251 4 года назад +6

      dean robinson
      Not just you. Thought the same thing.

    • @smellynelly312
      @smellynelly312 4 года назад +2

      Yep you could see it with the Oily rig

    • @jwb932
      @jwb932 4 года назад +4

      I say this elsewhere, but it's bears repeating here: there is no curvature on the horizon when you look left and right because the horizon is a circle that goes around you comprised of equidistant points consisting of the same drop. The curve of the Earth doesn't lie on the horizon. It lies between you and the horizon in every direction.

    • @jormungandr9251
      @jormungandr9251 4 года назад +3

      J.W. Braun
      Strictly speaking this is true. At some elevation though you'll start to see a lateral curve. I agree these elevations are too low. Probably lens distortion.

    • @donkanis6141
      @donkanis6141 4 года назад

      No !!! Simply because unlike the earth the camera lens is round. You round earth conspiracy people will stop at nothing. The flat earth was proven centuries ago even way before the Salem witchcraft trials.

  • @Wix_Mitwirth
    @Wix_Mitwirth 4 года назад +6

    I loved that dude made a big deal that the Moon was "tilted up" and then had to raise the camera to find the Sun, and he still doesn't get it.

  • @OldManOnTrak
    @OldManOnTrak 4 года назад +98

    That level of ignorance being publicly spouted by someone of influence (a “pastor”) is not funny; it is immensely sad!

    • @skankhunt-43
      @skankhunt-43 4 года назад +17

      That's what they do for a living

    • @goodyking6732
      @goodyking6732 4 года назад +5

      This 👆

    • @GoatyHerps
      @GoatyHerps 4 года назад +5

      ☝️ What he said.

    • @slade-joseph-wilson1822
      @slade-joseph-wilson1822 4 года назад

      Not just with someone of influence
      Just with any human beeing

    • @NickLitten
      @NickLitten 4 года назад +11

      Pastors teach people about talking snakes, ghost, witches, giants and invisible cloud beings. Adding a flat earth to the list isn't that amazing 😁

  • @nikolaosmanolopoulos1317
    @nikolaosmanolopoulos1317 4 года назад

    By far the best channel i've found in youtube!
    Keep it up mate!!

  • @UnstablePax
    @UnstablePax 4 года назад +25

    "The earth is flat because it looks flat!"
    I would love them to explain how a DVD-player or a computer works, as I am sure they would offer a similar explanation.

    • @romithromith
      @romithromith 4 года назад +2

      Do we need a better example of gullibility?

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 4 года назад +4

      The Todd Howard answer: it just works.

    • @hathus5536
      @hathus5536 4 года назад +1

      Uhhh obviously the computer is hollow it only works because you plug it in

    • @deesnutz4638
      @deesnutz4638 4 года назад +1

      Duhh..! They work because they're square and flat.. obviously.

    • @sirc1446
      @sirc1446 4 года назад +1

      These flat earthers sure sounds as orks from 40k

  • @hammerheadit7688
    @hammerheadit7688 4 года назад +29

    Why on earth do they insist on making videos in their car??

    • @david_akerman
      @david_akerman 4 года назад +16

      So their wives don't say "Stop doing this shit" before they finish. (happened to one of them recently!)

    • @tabbysmithfield3794
      @tabbysmithfield3794 4 года назад +8

      Hammerhead IT because moms basement is a mess.

    • @b.p.rwebber8098
      @b.p.rwebber8098 4 года назад +9

      Cos it looks really cool. Or they just wanna look like they going somewhere in life.

    • @Mandelbrot_Set
      @Mandelbrot_Set 4 года назад +2

      @@david_akerman I have the link:
      C.C. in the kitchen:
      ruclips.net/video/oL9bu-8Wqwo/видео.html

    • @hammerheadit7688
      @hammerheadit7688 4 года назад +1

      @@b.p.rwebber8098 I don't think either of those apply to the guy in the video. haha

  • @axiostechno
    @axiostechno 4 года назад +8

    Actually having my morning coffee right now, perfect timing!

    • @Thomas-zr9uw
      @Thomas-zr9uw 4 года назад

      When he said it i was like : yup, time for coffee and made it lol

  • @dalebeasley3113
    @dalebeasley3113 4 года назад

    The last video was great. half of the supposed rig was a mirror reflection , proving that the further rig was going over the curvature. Love the Chanel keep up the great work

  • @drewbola
    @drewbola 4 года назад +14

    One bird is laughing at him, while the other bird is trying to wake him up from this nightmare.

  • @kalewintermute28
    @kalewintermute28 4 года назад +14

    In a sea of prosaic flat earthism Pastor Dowell's 'How does the sun just skip over all the "blackness" of space to land on the Earth' truely stands out as a dumb statement.

    • @antyspi4466
      @antyspi4466 4 года назад +3

      And as a clear proof that a functioning brain is not a requirement for being a pastor.

  • @phinzphan69
    @phinzphan69 4 года назад +73

    "What is the greatest evidence for a flat earth?"
    *Error 404 not found*

    • @Kadekuru
      @Kadekuru 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @racksonracks4055
      @racksonracks4055 4 года назад

      Trust your senses not scientist & you’ll find out 😉

    • @racksonracks4055
      @racksonracks4055 4 года назад

      Scientism*

    • @Alysm-Aviation
      @Alysm-Aviation 4 года назад +6

      @@racksonracks4055 trust your senses, that magican just sawed a woman in half...
      Seriously, do you not realise how stupid you sound?

    • @racksonracks4055
      @racksonracks4055 4 года назад +1

      @alysm I said your senses not just your sight. Do you know how stupid YOU just sounded? & what does a magician have anything to do with this topic? Just Another fool smh keep sleeping sheep 🐑

  • @RealZynexx
    @RealZynexx 3 года назад +2

    "The Earth appears flat because it is flat"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @simonw.1223
      @simonw.1223 3 года назад

      The air is made out of air.

  • @gregory06
    @gregory06 4 года назад +6

    The ignorance of flat earthers never fails to impress me.

  • @tonyclif1
    @tonyclif1 4 года назад +16

    Mikes Machine “sorry for the glare” as camera points directly at the sun.
    Camera technician- how did you burn out your cameras sensor?

  • @robertsnare1411
    @robertsnare1411 4 года назад +30

    “What is our hypothesis”, well, it’s a pile of 💩, that’s what it is! 🙄😂

    • @thanerak
      @thanerak 4 года назад +1

      Conclusion: "The meaning of hypothesis remains a mystery."

  • @alyssaferaci1133
    @alyssaferaci1133 4 года назад +6

    I have to say..when I am bored I love to watch "flat earthers" explain their theories on why the earth is flat....it's quite entertaining lol

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 4 года назад +19

    "Me prove Earth Flat.... me use zoom zoom on camera...."
    Legit what I think whenever someone pulls the Camera out

    • @AirScottyfpv
      @AirScottyfpv 4 года назад +4

      Ignis.s you can’t not read this in caveman voice and I’m dying 😂😂😂💀

    • @17nick02
      @17nick02 4 года назад +1

      @@AirScottyfpv I read it in caveman after I read your comment very very funny thank you

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 4 года назад +4

      The idiot didn't even realize he was proving curvature the entire time!

    • @BenGrem917
      @BenGrem917 4 года назад +2

      And everytime they zoom in to the horizon and ask where the curve is. Like a tragic irony about stupidity.
      Well, Bob, you're looking at the curve. See how you can't see the tiny things but see the tall ones? Then the tall ones slowly shrink and fade away? Curve.
      It makes me livid, sad, elated, depressed, giddy, and gobsmacked.

  • @prettymuchtheapexofhumanev5810
    @prettymuchtheapexofhumanev5810 4 года назад +38

    It's almost like the earth is so huge, that even though there is a curve, you can't see it. 🤔🤔🤔

    • @pcppbadminton
      @pcppbadminton 4 года назад +1

      I'd like to see the location marked on an atlas to see the distance and angle of their observation relative to the entire world. It'd be barely more than a speck even with an unobstructed view of the entire horizon.

  • @MasterYoda420
    @MasterYoda420 4 года назад +19

    "There is no air to scatter the light to give us the brown sky -uh i mean...the blue sky" XD

  • @sebastianrode7425
    @sebastianrode7425 4 года назад +1

    imagine making feel good background music as your job and then find out its used in a flat earth video

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 4 года назад +20

    Flat earth never fails. To amuse that is.

  • @futarbd7310
    @futarbd7310 4 года назад +10

    "the earth appears flat because it is flat."
    Wow just think of the advancements we could of had by now if scientists thousands of years ago thought this way.

  • @tomparry124
    @tomparry124 4 года назад +20

    Dan, I've got to go to work. Ahhh screw it I'll be late

    • @dominikpukos7450
      @dominikpukos7450 4 года назад +3

      If the boss ain't flattard - you should be safe.

    • @dross4207
      @dross4207 4 года назад

      Dominik Pukos ....he has to worry more if his boss isn’t a Flattard, because he’ll be able to count past the 3 on the clock, so he’ll know he’s late.
      When a flattard boss asks “are you late”, he is asking because he really doesn’t know.

  • @CSpottsGaming
    @CSpottsGaming 3 года назад +1

    "Space is for all intents and purposes a vacuum, so there is no air there or atmosphere to scatter the light like the Earth's atmosphere does to give us the brown sky."
    Dan please, my sides may not land on the moon but they're definitely in orbit now.

  • @Snicklefritterz
    @Snicklefritterz 4 года назад +8

    9:30 this guy shows us by the angle of the moon phase, the sun is extremely far away to hit the moon on that angle. This alone debunks flat earth.

  • @tommyboyproductions1588
    @tommyboyproductions1588 4 года назад +7

    Hi Dan!
    I recently forced myself to go to a “flat earth truth” meeting near my home in Pittsburgh, Pa. I have to say that not only was I not disappointed, I was asked to leave, it was a small meeting and advertised as a “life changing revelation” about flat earth, every single person had the exact explanation for the flat earth, like they were reading it right from RUclips, I asked for one picture of the firmament repeatedly and was shut down every time because pictures do not prove a thing, but ALL of their proofs were pictures of flat portraits, oh and next year they’re getting the famous flat earth guy to come to their meeting (Mark Sargent) I cant wait!! After attending their life changing event, I now feel dumber than ever, they were right, it changed my opinion on how stupid people really are, there is no getting through to them and they were making fun of me when I was asked to leave as if I was the stupid one, I couldn’t believe that that many (maybe 30 or so) people would not even listen or wanted to listen to me or answer any of my questions, they just kept saying “show me proof” and when I tried, I was shut down, I was speechless about their ignorance, thanks for listening and keep up the good work and videos, I enjoy watching you debunk every single one!!
    Thanks again Dan!!!!

  • @ttamko
    @ttamko 4 года назад +20

    "How does the light from the sun skip all that space?!" Lmao!!! Same way a lightbulb "skips" all the darkness in a room when you turn it on lol

    • @godzandheros
      @godzandheros 4 года назад +2

      actually no.. his whole argument was why doesn't the sun light up space the same way a lightbulb lights up a room and obviously it doesn't work that way.

    • @ttamko
      @ttamko 4 года назад +1

      @@godzandheros True. But if you then knocked down the same walls that are lit up and reveal the light bulb, still lit. Does it light up your whole yard? Either way, his logic is... well missing. Thanks for the reply!

    • @godzandheros
      @godzandheros 4 года назад +1

      @@ttamko yes, it would. your analogy doesn't work, just accept it.

    • @ttamko
      @ttamko 4 года назад +1

      @@godzandheros then you have a really small yard then I'm sorry. But if you take a 40 watt light bulb and put it in the middle of a half acre lot, it would not light up the entire lot. Now you can see it from anywhere but its light does not illuminate the ground for the entire half acre. Try it.

    • @godzandheros
      @godzandheros 4 года назад +2

      @@ttamko that's not what you asked, you just asked if it would light up the yard, not the whole yard. but the reason it lights up the yard AT ALL is the exact reason the sun DOESN'T light up all of space.

  • @Wolf.51.50
    @Wolf.51.50 4 года назад

    The best part of these videos are your facial expressions, Dan. That's probably the best answer to these "geniuses". Thanks.

  • @YuryVVV
    @YuryVVV 4 года назад +18

    "What is causing that shadow? The Earth isn't in the way" (c)
    I can't believe this guy is being serious.

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 4 года назад +6

      That Guy was pretty serious too, at least he appeared that way. My crazy soon to be ex wife did the same thing once, questioning why we could see a phased moon during the daytime.

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 4 года назад +5

      Pretty sure DFOTY said something similar, and asserted that there is an eclipse every month we just can't see them all because they occur over the ocean

    • @perry92964
      @perry92964 4 года назад +2

      he assumes that everyone else thinks the phases of the moon are caused by the earths shadow....

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +6

      @@cygnustsp The worst question that I ever heard being asked was from a College Professor, when he was enrolled a Biology class. They were discussing the Male reproductive organs that day, and were asked if anyone had any questions at the end of the lecture. A sweet young thing at the back of the class raised her hand and innocently asked "But why does it taste so salty?" The whole class obviously almost immediately roared with laughter, and the girl was so embarrassed that she got up and left and never returned, not even to get her books and stuff that she left behind. Hopefully there was a learning curve in there somewhere.

    • @heliumphoenix
      @heliumphoenix 4 года назад +3

      @@_Abjuranax_ - The full story is a little more involved. The Professor was discussing human reproduction, and had informed the class that sperm have to exert a lot of energy to "swim" up through the female reproductive system to the ovum. And that this effort by the sperm required a lot of energy, provided in the semen, which is mostly glucose, a sugar. Upon hearing this, the young lady piped up with her question.....which while embarrassing, is actually a very good and valid question.
      Once the laughter in the class had calmed down, the professor actually explained that glucose isn't actually "sweet" like more complex sugars, and that the remaining liquid portions of the semen is primarily saline, which helps provide a pH buffer to the semen, protecting them from the wide range of pH levels present in the female reproductive canal.
      She learned a few things that day. Think before you ask your questions, don't just blurt things out in public venues, and that there are rational and scientific answers to even the most outrageous and ridiculous questions.
      Flerfs still haven't learned these three things.
      (Σ)

  • @childofbodom244
    @childofbodom244 4 года назад +36

    The vikings discovered America before Columbus...not really important though, great video!

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 4 года назад +2

      ericb31 you know that comic book isn’t actually real? You know that native Americans didn’t “discover” Britain 🤣

  • @cleverbstard944
    @cleverbstard944 4 года назад +4

    Awesome as usual my friend keep up the good work..... Oh and we need more yodeling

  • @slade-joseph-wilson1822
    @slade-joseph-wilson1822 4 года назад

    Congrats on 250k man
    But youre blowing up cause youre up 21k already
    Doing great man and love it

  • @James-oo1yq
    @James-oo1yq 4 года назад +9

    @8:40 that wasn't his Bird...that was the cogs in his head turning 😋

  • @connermckinnon5520
    @connermckinnon5520 4 года назад +31

    “With your morning coffee”
    *In bed at midnight*
    Big fan from California!

    • @escutus
      @escutus 4 года назад

      Same here. I just got out of work. Lol

    • @solidusseal
      @solidusseal 4 года назад +1

      “With your morning coffee”
      Me: Yep haz coffee :D

    • @Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname
      @Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname 4 года назад

      Same I'm in commiefornia too

    • @TheOzTurkish
      @TheOzTurkish 4 года назад +2

      afternoon beer in Australia, cheers!

    • @capitalb5889
      @capitalb5889 4 года назад

      Them more a "flat earth Thursday evening'.
      Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

  • @pedroalves6560
    @pedroalves6560 4 года назад +4

    3:54 cracked me up 😂😂
    I found your channel yesterday and I gotta say man, I can't stop watching, keep doing what you're doing

  • @Marvin-t3e
    @Marvin-t3e 2 года назад +2

    I'm a bit sick at the moment and these fail compilations give me hope and strength. Thank you Scimandan for being here 🙏