17:22 - Watching that raptor get fucking wrecked by that rhino and soar through the air while Pat screamed "HOLY SHIT" made me laugh so hard I'm actually crying.
This is strangely adorable. It's like a pair of kids making their action figures fight and they're the most nonsensical fights ever. Truly, a game that hearkens back to elements of our childhood.
17:23 that might have been a close match, but that raptor didn't stand a chance. The fact that over half the light team just beats the raptor to death off screen has me in tears!
Well they have to because otherwise they'd have to find referees that are also stand users; how else would they be able to tell? It would just be a bunch of bumblekings constantly poring over frame-by-frame replays to check for "Stand interference".
Brian. Jr Montoya I can't remember the title, but it's the one where Dr. Church and everyone on his ship are kidnapped by Aliens dieing from a Black mould. Let's just say that what happens to them is Miura meets Gen Urobuchi in terms of suffering levels. BUT IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!
I feel you lost a lot of potential by just throwing explosive barrels and tons of enemies onto the screen. Thank goodness the Challenges forced you into something more reasonable. Very reasonable.
PlagueOfGripes Reasonable only by your bizarre standards Plague. Personally I find throwing a large amount of barrels at gorillas and dinosaurs perfectly reasonable.
Adrian The Vulture even If the gorila has any gun it will win becase every pat would use the one at his side to cover until the gorila runs out of ammo, but then the pat's left would be too coward to fight the unarmed gorila.
Splice in that Brachiosaurus v. triceratops fight in every time Tom Hanks is looking at the horrors of storming the beaches on D-Day in Saving Private Ryan
This is the kind of game that was probably designed by someone who knew full well that this kind of janky bullshit would appeal to people like us because it lets us re-enact out our childhood memories of smashing toy dinosaurs and and plastic farm animals into each other in huge, Cecil B. Demille-esque battle scenes.
Oh this is already become it's own subgenre of stuff. I think it started with Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, which is this but with people. Have peasents fight spearmen or barbarians with axes or a thousand swordsman.
I found myself at the 2 minute mark thinking to myself "ew, it's just another battle simulator game" I have now found myself 31 minutes later Wondering why I watched such a beautiful piece of film
Oh sweet. I am totally down to simulating being in some 80s hair metal band doing songs about how much Griffith is a bastard. .....Wait. That is Battle Beast, not Beast Battle.
DarkKnightGrave Dude? I am wearing a fucking Battle Beast T-shirt RIGHT NOW. I saw them and Leaves' Eyes with Sabaton in April and it was the hypest shit.
I hope these battle simulator games never quit. Watching the fireworks is absolutely entertaining, and judging by the dinosaur units with guns on their bodies, from here on out these games can only get radder.
Pandemonium as the compies take another goal with the elephants close behind, the Spineback is spinning in a circle and the Brachiusuars fire in random directions. Back to you Bill
Beast Battle? You mean what takes place within the heary of every Gangrel in the stellar game "Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines", which you should play?
I'm afraid of them playing that game because one fuck up might make it a slog. And SBFP... if it wasn't for the fact they're generally friendly, chill, and hilarious, they'd all be DSP levels of gaming. I can imagine it now. Pat thinks the stat system is weird. Pat does a stat build. Pat loses the chance to get a really op ability or optimize his Nosferatu (because he's Pat) with ACTUAL talents that would help him. Game becomes very hard and Pat blames game. Could happen, just saying.
If you look under Woolie's couch you will find that I hid Spiderman 2 there (as well as some Funkopops). So ummm. Play Spiderman 2, the narrator will be all sassy at you and shit, it will be a great time
I laughed so much at the soccer part. It's a shame they didn't realize that the one single bomb didn't just kill all the elephants but also the zebras. I'm so teary right now.
When's my Anime Battle Simulator? I want to see Jotaro just FIGHT the Narutoverse and be like "Yare yare". And DIO's like "WRRRYYYY!!!"... unless it's night.
![ARGENTINA vs. CHILE [3-0] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 7](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/De3AWmXzhuA/mqdefault.jpg)
17:22 - Watching that raptor get fucking wrecked by that rhino and soar through the air while Pat screamed "HOLY SHIT" made me laugh so hard I'm actually crying.
Kit942 The best of that is that after he gets wrecked, every single animal goes for the overkill on him.
Rhino's got a great launcher
Does he have OTGs though?
+kenjikuroiwa99
Raptor: "...The Hell just happened?? OH SHI-"
I also fucking love the T-Rex's back spin what the fuck attack against the giraffe at 17:47
This is strangely adorable. It's like a pair of kids making their action figures fight and they're the most nonsensical fights ever.
Truly, a game that hearkens back to elements of our childhood.
A pterodactyl with a flamethrower is basically a dragon.
Pat: Matt, what the fuck is this?
This is half their channel relationship in a nutshell.
17:23 that might have been a close match, but that raptor didn't stand a chance.
The fact that over half the light team just beats the raptor to death off screen has me in tears!
I nearly choked on my food when Matt said "War has changed"
This Mayweather vs McGregor fight is off the chain. Can't believe cannons are now legal in boxing.
I still think it's ridiculous Mcgregor is allowed to use his stand 「Dropkick Murphys」
Well they have to because otherwise they'd have to find referees that are also stand users; how else would they be able to tell? It would just be a bunch of bumblekings constantly poring over frame-by-frame replays to check for "Stand interference".
Mayweather REPRESENT!
"Yeah, put some shotguns on that hippo." What a wonderful series of words.
NO MATT! DON'T GIVE THE HIPPO A SHOTGUN! The scriptures warned against such practices for a reason! It'll be the perfect killing machine!
Adrian The Vulture a perfect organism. I admire its purity.
Brian. Jr Montoya After reading the extremley Raw, almost Berserk-esque comics for Alien, I have a newfound respect for Dr. Church.
Adrian The Vulture which comics? I've been wanting to give them a try, but never really had the time to.
It's so strooonng!
Brian. Jr Montoya I can't remember the title, but it's the one where Dr. Church and everyone on his ship are kidnapped by Aliens dieing from a Black mould. Let's just say that what happens to them is Miura meets Gen Urobuchi in terms of suffering levels. BUT IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!
why does every t-rex have a spin attack?
And why don't I?
GuyUWishUWere Do you have a huge frame and tail?
sure do
*grabs framed painting in one hand and dog in other*
*starts spinning*
Link: _"Spin Attack and you'll turn into a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus... just like me."_
You need more XP to unlock that move.
Has your Trainer taught it to you?
I feel you lost a lot of potential by just throwing explosive barrels and tons of enemies onto the screen. Thank goodness the Challenges forced you into something more reasonable. Very reasonable.
Reasonable...
PlagueOfGripes Reasonable only by your bizarre standards Plague. Personally I find throwing a large amount of barrels at gorillas and dinosaurs perfectly reasonable.
Reasonable would be dogs knotting each other in the mouth till one suffocates
was literally eating popcorn and scrolling through the comments, till your's came careening from the depths of my monitor.. goddamn..
Nothing says reasonable like a pig with a minigun, cannon and flamethrower on its back.
"Let's see how this goes."
*Brachiosaurus immediately explodes*
Just as nature intended.
Put your theory to the test Zaibatsu! 50 clones of Pat vs A Single Gorrilla! Taking all bets!
Adrian The Vulture even If the gorila has any gun it will win becase every pat would use the one at his side to cover until the gorila runs out of ammo, but then the pat's left would be too coward to fight the unarmed gorila.
50 Pat Clones vs 1 Ginger Seeking Chomp Chomp.
You'd have to break the gorilla's arms and legs beforehand for it to even be remotely close.
Riko Wolfin, I sense 50 Pat clones getting buthurt over some motherfucking Chomp Chomps! in your future good sir.
Are the Pat clones willing to sacrifice themselves for the sake of victory or not?
"COME ON BATTLEPIG!....DAMNIT!" "...GODDAMNIT!...HE'S DEAD!" Look how far we've come. BEAUTIFUL.
Best Friends: *Posts weeks long LP*
Me: It was okay
Best Friends: *Battle Beast Simulator*
Me: YEAHHHHHHHH
"The wolves are advancing towards the shotgun hippo. Oh no"
Splice in that Brachiosaurus v. triceratops fight in every time Tom Hanks is looking at the horrors of storming the beaches on D-Day in Saving Private Ryan
30:50 T-rex is all like "You didn't win! You didn't win!"
I don't know how, but I want a full LP of this.
This is the kind of game that was probably designed by someone who knew full well that this kind of janky bullshit would appeal to people like us because it lets us re-enact out our childhood memories of smashing toy dinosaurs and and plastic farm animals into each other in huge, Cecil B. Demille-esque battle scenes.
Oh this is already become it's own subgenre of stuff. I think it started with Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, which is this but with people. Have peasents fight spearmen or barbarians with axes or a thousand swordsman.
OMG this video me laugh so much, every battle was a laugh riot. My favorite part was when frame rate shits its self during soccer match
This is in my top ten favorite Best Friends videos of all time
I can't even count how many conversations I've had that could have been settled in this game.
17:52 Do you think that love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Not for you!!!
Alex Gregory Only after a few more crisp video edits, Billy. Then you'll find your love on a battlefield
God damn heretics
I found myself at the 2 minute mark thinking to myself "ew, it's just another battle simulator game"
I have now found myself 31 minutes later
Wondering why I watched such a beautiful piece of film
I DEMAND A FULL SERIES OF THIS
Finally, a scientifically accurate simulation of the T-Rex's movement and speed.
The way the raptors get owned both fucking times has me in tears.
『Scary Monster 』
T-Rex: "Spin to win!"
17:50
And thus, the victorious enemy t-rex takes the opposing side's female elephant, claiming her as his own.
"Yeah, you can't place 'em too close together, 'cause that would be an unstoppable killing force."
Right away at the start i thought they were going to say
Pat: Matt, what the fuck is this?
Matt: Everything i've ever wanted, and more.
11:23
three horns don't play with long necks
Captain America: “I understood that reference.”
ImmaLittlePip three horns are racist against Cloudrunners .
21:48 "That's fine" -Pat. And Crazy Talk was activated.
When Pat placed all these buffalos, i was sure he'll put two lions against them and reenact the lion king..
Oh sweet. I am totally down to simulating being in some 80s hair metal band doing songs about how much Griffith is a bastard.
.....Wait. That is Battle Beast, not Beast Battle.
ayy my dude, Battle Beast is great. Dumb, but great.
DarkKnightGrave Dude? I am wearing a fucking Battle Beast T-shirt RIGHT NOW. I saw them and Leaves' Eyes with Sabaton in April and it was the hypest shit.
DarkKnightGrave next Mugen
I hope these battle simulator games never quit. Watching the fireworks is absolutely entertaining, and judging by the dinosaur units with guns on their bodies, from here on out these games can only get radder.
T-Rex is doing drifts in the gore.
"The wolves are advancing towards the Shotgun Hippo"
You should be able to equip the animals with yapapai straps.
This isn't The Warriors...
Yes it is, shut up.
This looks more realistic and exciting than the battle of Naboo
I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Forget Policenauts and Marc Ecko. We need more of this IMMEDIATELY.
Did you know, the next Magic the Gathering set is a pirate/mesoamerican/dinosaur world. The twist? The dinos have feathers.
The fact that there was no gorillas with laser guns disappoints me
You can't defeat a god damed spinning sexual tyrannosaurus.
Matt: "I want to put a team of christians against a team of lions." I fucking lost it. hahahaha
Diego Brando simulator
When that Rhino gave a shoryu to the raptor it was the hypest shit I've seen on this channel in a long time.
White team: Some birds and a dinosaur.
Black team: Gorillas...
Pat? Is there something you want to tell us?
TheSilverDragon1 Perhaps getting back at Woolie for the Rubik Cube comment from the Getting Up LP.
Y'all gotta come back to this
i fully expect a fisticuffs to come out of this game.
This isn't Meryl's muscles- I mean Policenauts.
I am also disappointed that I don't have lady muscles in my face.
Lady pecks. They better fucking go back to the training
Holy shit the seagull just nose dives the ground.
God I miss these guys.
I miss ‘em too.
This is the hardest i've laughed since the Dead Rising 2 video and the bike/clothing part physically hurts to laugh so hard well done.
omfg I haven't laughed like this in awhile thank you. Dumb shit like this always gets me. INSTANT FAVORITE!
Take a shot every time Matt brings uphow he hates feathered dinosaurs and you'll be dead before you can say "stop beating that horse"
Love Taps He just did it once and it was sligthly funny.
kenjikuroiwa99 if you say so.
Whenever a dinosaur is brought up "lol feathered dinos are dumb"
this is literally the perfect thing to fall asleep to.
This just made me buy both beast and ultimate battle simulator. These indie companies owe you both!!
Haven't seen it yet but I already love it!
I was not disappointed
We need a team of mr.shakedowns and pats fighting each other
Matts never ending crusade against the vile featherrests continues.
The T-rex basically spammed super combos
Also this new mugen game looks great
Think people forget that Dinos were ALSO ANIMALS!!!!!
But I must admit this is the kind of stupid fun that is up my alley.
Pandemonium as the compies take another goal with the elephants close behind, the Spineback is spinning in a circle and the Brachiusuars fire in random directions. Back to you Bill
21:58 Oh boy, if 2Snacks gets his hooves on this and animates them for the "stupid Zebra" comments...
Sapheiorus oh please oh please oh please!
Just a three second video
Yes!!! Even just a brief 5 second clip would be perfect!
It's too bad the T-Rex can't run.......................................
*sees dinosaur on thumbnail, braces for incoming discussion about feathers and the lack/presence thereof*
That soccer match was the hardest I've laughed in a while.
Is this a Beast Wars episode? Till all are one!. BATTLE PIG! BATTLE PIG! BATTLE PIG!
I swear when he put all the buffalo onto the scene I was expecting him to put just a single lion on the opposite one xD that would have been perfect.
Man, Noah must've had a hard time trying to get two of every animal since they were trying to kill each other with lasers and shit.
I love these dumb, goofy episodes, they are so good.
That theme song makes me happy. And incontinent!
The new Jurassic Park game looks awesome
Beast Battle? You mean what takes place within the heary of every Gangrel in the stellar game "Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines", which you should play?
i fucking love that game installing again
But they have to play it without the Patch
fuck that noise
I'm afraid of them playing that game because one fuck up might make it a slog. And SBFP... if it wasn't for the fact they're generally friendly, chill, and hilarious, they'd all be DSP levels of gaming.
I can imagine it now. Pat thinks the stat system is weird. Pat does a stat build. Pat loses the chance to get a really op ability or optimize his Nosferatu (because he's Pat) with ACTUAL talents that would help him. Game becomes very hard and Pat blames game.
Could happen, just saying.
true i dont trust pat on the controls maybe matt or woolie will be better idk m-maybe y-you K-know l-liam?...
"I think the livestock will take it..."
*after battle*
"I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT :O"
So when I saw the title I immediately made a Matt grunt voice. "Beeeeeast baatttlllllle!!!"
T-Rex with that overpowered Breaker style.
If you look under Woolie's couch you will find that I hid Spiderman 2 there (as well as some Funkopops). So ummm. Play Spiderman 2, the narrator will be all sassy at you and shit, it will be a great time
I laughed so much at the soccer part. It's a shame they didn't realize that the one single bomb didn't just kill all the elephants but also the zebras. I'm so teary right now.
18:53 Can we just talk about the wombo combo being done to the raptor?
I get the feeling Pat specifically searched for this game since he started watching Tier Zoo.
When's my Anime Battle Simulator? I want to see Jotaro just FIGHT the Narutoverse and be like "Yare yare". And DIO's like "WRRRYYYY!!!"... unless it's night.
You disappoint me Matt, you had the perfect opportunity to recreate Congo with hundreds of gorillas vs lasers.
Aww what the heck, you guys missed the opportunity to make Congo moment of Lasers vs Gorillas. But that janky movement of the T-rex is real tho.
you two goofing around gives me life
You can put a flamethrower on a triceratops.
Video games just got taken to the next level people.
More of this please! You didn't do the 'left click to take control of an animal' and I NEED TO KNOW HOW AWESOME THAT IS
From those who brought to you the life of black tiger.
Edit: nevermind, this is actually pretty rad.
Full LP, please, I can't breathe, this is amazing
This is the greatest game ever made
I want a Salty bet version of this!
any video that starts with "Matt what the fuck is this?" is a good video.
And that's how Lost Izalith was designed.
That fucking soccer game is one of the funniest things I've seen in years.
Triceratops,brachiosaurus, parasaurolophus, and most non-theropod dinosaurs had large scales
We got skin impressions and junk