That's every other let's play channel on RUclips, I'm glad they brought other shit to the table for years now. But the allure of the shitty game drags us all back at some point.
With how his kick sounds like a robot having an asthma attack and no one closes their mouth when they talk , is this some sort of prequel to Nier Automata
I think the shitkids' death noises are stolen from Diablo or something. It's hard to tell because the guns are so loud but I feel like that growl should be followed up with a 'rakanishu' or two.
This, this is why I watch you guys. You can play as many AAA games as you want. But, this level of shitstorm is why people started watching in the first place.
I'm alone at my family's log cabin for the night and boy does watching this help calm my nerves as it gets darker out there. Best friends never fail to keep the spooks away.
Who's writing all the anti-orphan propaganda on the walls in blood? Are they implying the victims are writing it in their own blood as a final act of revenge or are the orphans writing it themselves in an act of self-hatred and orphan-based lamentation? This game raises so many questions that I need answered.
Some might say that games like this shouldn't be published due to it distributing violence against children, but what other way will quench my orphan killings thirst!!!!!
He gave this flaming pants-full-of-shit game an 8? I pray to God he was being ironic about it. Otherwise I really don't have to say he's a hack any more, his review of this game is proof of it.
+CloakofAuron There is no hope for you if you haven't realized by now that his true calling was RUclips and absolutely nothing to do with reviews or "games journalism".
This is so badgood it deserves a full LP. :3 Welcome to DEMON COOKIEVILLE! Also locking up the orphans with the crazies actually saves a lot of space! We should adopt this policy IRL.
Oh boy what a horrible day being an orphan.... time to tune into my favourite show and my only release from agony, Two Best Friends Play... RIP ALL ORPHANS WHO WATCHED THIS ONE
I would love Heart of Darkness or Oddworld for the glorious Sony PlayStation. Just the right mixture of goofiness and frustrating yet rewarding gameplay.
"Orphans can't play baseball. They don't know where home is."
I'm using that one the next time I go diss the local orphans.
"They hate us because we're orphans"
@12:34
Owned, orphans! Fuckin, stupid without parents
Matt and Pat shitting on shitting games.
This is what the channel should always be, it's more pure that way.
circular7 The only way this could be purer is if they broke out some old shitty microphones and reduced their setup to Audacity in another room.
circular7 To quote a Mr. Jeedy Jay, "Super Best Friend content is an Ourabouros of farts."
That's every other let's play channel on RUclips, I'm glad they brought other shit to the table for years now.
But the allure of the shitty game drags us all back at some point.
Indeed
I _think_ I remember posting that. I was probably kind of drunk.
Wow, those words on the walls. I think this game just began as a series of bad orphan jokes and it spiraled out of control from there.
Don't you mean the best orphan jokes?
Seriously, those are pretty great, especially given the context.
I know right. I _orphan_ think about it. Eh, Eh? Their parents must be so proud, WHOEVER they are.
*How to deal with a toddler stabbing you in the knees:*
1. Say "Fuck it".
2. Violence is the only language this world understands.
The Best Friends playing incredibly poorly made games is my fetish.
I *REALLY* liked the Ride to Hell LP.
Joe Kewl I pray every day and night they do The Ring or Deep Fear !!
Joe Kewl Did you just sploosh all over the place when they were playing Omikron?
Jank is the most abundant fuel source. It's burns Strong.
It was PRETTY good. A lot of fully clothed action.
Joe Kewl im still rooting for Vendetta: Raven Cry Lp.
_SO HERE I AM..._
_POSSESSING EVERYTHING I CAN..._
_HOLDING ON TO WHAT I CAN..._
_PRETENDING I'M.. SOME OTHER MAN..._
I don't understand
What?
I'm wounded
Mario?
Metal Gear?
The Pickles that we sthe intro song on the Tony hawk lp nice one!
The Pickles making face off reference.
With how his kick sounds like a robot having an asthma attack and no one closes their mouth when they talk , is this some sort of prequel to Nier Automata
I love when Matt responds: "Don't worry about that!" to ALL of Pat's questions while playing shitty games.
This is proof, a shitty game with the right people can be fantastic.
"This place is fucked"
truer words have never been spoken.
Man, people get wiped out in this game. There are some serious wipeouts.
I looked it up... he draws bodies weird. Like every woman has lordosis and Cushings syndrome
No. The REAL good shit is from mizu or noise.
Garbage? my favourite!
I like how instead of spooky threats, the evil bloodvertizements just dunk on orphans.
Kicks like an engine piston. Uunce uunce uunce uunce uunce.
Still not as destructive as the guy's kick from Underhell. Have you seen that madness? XD
This game is so jank they can't even figure out which direction is East and which direction is West on their compass radar thingy
They knew
There's your definition of bottom of the barrel, and then there's Steam's definition of bottom of the barrel.
At first I was super sad when Xbox indie games stopped being a thing but then steam forgot what quality control was and everything was good again
Their are still hundreds of games like this on Xbox one they just stopped calling them indie
the barrel is bottomless
Much like our agony
I wonder if they will play Agony.
And yet they still managed to dig underneath it
A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea.
Accepting of all that there is and can be.
Trypticon G2 promise nothing deliver less
The title made me think this was some really old computer game.
Nope, it's just REALLY shitty.
Mrs Boivin! Ya lookin beautiful, baby!
Ain't it a little early for Shitstorm? Wait a minute, this ain't a shitstorm, it's a pants shitting. Now it makes sense.
Steam's indie game library is the soul successor of Xbox Live Indie Games.
Edit: *YOU'RE LITERALLY FIGHTING SHITKIDS!!!*
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』
G E T • F U C K E D , • O R P H A N S !
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 No _wonder_ Pat was having so much fun.
I think the shitkids' death noises are stolen from Diablo or something. It's hard to tell because the guns are so loud but I feel like that growl should be followed up with a 'rakanishu' or two.
I was just about to post this. They definitely are.
Matt's wheezing laugh always makes me smile
I’m gonna miss this channel... and the Jank it brought us... all good things come to an end...
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
It's not though, it's been 4yrs...
@@bravo075 literally no one likes you.
Katie confirmed for Smash on Switch
When the fire extinguisher exploded into flames, I knew this game would be something special.
"Does the person who make this videogame know what a human look like?"
that damn kick is spring loaded...
These are the videos I miss the most, just Matt and Pat playing crap games, this is how it all started.
"Orphan door" sounds like the name of the secret 5th founder of Hogwarts. Benedict Orphandore.
That kick is magical...it could heal cancer.🤣🤣🤣
My personal favourite one-off of theirs. the jank is so good.
"This looks pretty bad"
*they meet the woman*
"I was not ready for this much bad"
"He's possessed!"
"He's insane!"
"He's my kind of guy!"
Pretty early for a shitstorm
It's the Summer Shitslam, don't you know??
This was just too good to wait til October
I love Shitstorm Appetizers
A summer shitdownpour, if you will. Just passing through.
YoRHa No.2 Type B the shitstorm is my favorite event on RUclips
Can we PLEASE have another special Zaibatsu day where the special upload is a shit game??
Tuesday Night Shitforce??
anyone??
...anyone......?
Spyder1246 child murder monday. this episode was just a day late.
Spyder1246 leaving a reply for commenting faster than me
Spyder1246 leaving a reply for commenting faster than me
Spyder1246 Tuesday Night Turbulence.
I am possessed to do sick heat moves upon another individual who happens to be possessed by a devil. A poem by Shelly for Cole Phelps to decipher.
That kick has the most amazing beat to it.
I can't help but notice that there's no Part 1 in the title. Was that a typo?
Man, RE8 is looking *SICK!*
What a mysterious jogo
I didn't know things could come OUT of the Woolie Hole... why did nobody stop this game from finding the warm light of day?
I DEMAND a full playthrough for the next shitstorm!
"They gave you a kick... and they said, 'let him kick'"
truer words have never been spoken, Matt
Pat's 1st person orphan shooter came true,
Why is an asylum filled with orphans?
Did the creator(s) not know the difference between an asylum and an orphanage?
Did I end up clicking on Jim Sterling's channel by accident?
JackgarPrime if you didn't get absolute cancer, then no.
Yes. . . D:
nobody is saying that this is better than Breath of the Wild, so no.
no, we have good jokes here
(Jim Sterling does a full LP of Vanquish)
You're right, No orphan could stack beds that high
Oh man, I missed me some hot garbage, thanks guys
_"You need to machete some orphans."_
_-Patrick Boivin, 2017_
This isn't Minecraft: Story Mode
The World No, It's better!
It's almost as bad. Fuck you this all you get.
Adrian The Vulture No, give me MORE!
It's not?
Are you sure?
These are the type of best friends videos id wish they do more often, like they did back in the day
Been a while since you last played garbage.
About time you did actually.
"I don't believe in orphans, but those demons look really parentless"
WHY DOES SHOOTING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER MAKE IT BURST INTO FLAMES
THAT'S LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT FROM A FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Lance Baddical no one will ever expect my gunpowder stash to be in the fire extinguishers
No it's fine!
Videa James will never improve beyond this. This is the greatest piece of interactive entertainment that was or ever will be.
This, this is why I watch you guys. You can play as many AAA games as you want. But, this level of shitstorm is why people started watching in the first place.
I'm alone at my family's log cabin for the night and boy does watching this help calm my nerves as it gets darker out there. Best friends never fail to keep the spooks away.
OH YEAH MORE TEK- oooooh. That's _not_ Kazuya.
You sure about that? There's enough child violence to make it a Tekken game.
And there is a devil.
Well yeah, but shotgun rounds to the face is a lot stronger than falling off a cliff.
Unless it's Yakuza gameplay.
I love that the door sound when the door closes is just the door opening sound reversed.
His daughter looks someone made a 3D model of a Shadman drawing
Pre prison or post prison?
oh god you're right
@@DeltaD36 Wait is he in prison?
I damn near shit my pants with laughter when Matt was just spamming the kick xD
I really wish they'd saved this for Shitstorm lol
Also, I briefly thought that "Locker Room" said "Loser Room," and I was disappointed when it wasn't
That kicking noise slays me. XD
Who's writing all the anti-orphan propaganda on the walls in blood? Are they implying the victims are writing it in their own blood as a final act of revenge or are the orphans writing it themselves in an act of self-hatred and orphan-based lamentation? This game raises so many questions that I need answered.
I'm losing it at that fucking piston kick sound effect.
Some might say that games like this shouldn't be published due to it distributing violence against children, but what other way will quench my orphan killings thirst!!!!!
As a long time fan, I'd like to say that this was the best stand-alone episode in recent memory. Great job, guys!
you're using up all your shitstorm ammo!
what tripe are we going to be left with come October?!
That kicking animation. That kicking sound. That voice. That woman. Quality stuff.
I watched this channel since 2014 and I've never seen this video until today. Feels like a new upload, if I let myself believe for just a second...
I love the filler arcs
This is possibly the best lets play on this channel. 10/10 amazing work boys.
I can't believe Jim Sterling gave this game an 8/10.
He gave this flaming pants-full-of-shit game an 8? I pray to God he was being ironic about it. Otherwise I really don't have to say he's a hack any more, his review of this game is proof of it.
+CloakofAuron
He doesn't even have a video about this game dude..
+CloakofAuron There is no hope for you if you haven't realized by now that his true calling was RUclips and absolutely nothing to do with reviews or "games journalism".
Garbage brings out the best in this channel. I love you guys.
10/10 have never laughed so hard at a video game before
He doesn´t so much kick as his foot just juts out like a whip. The animation is just hilarious.
a true return to super best friends form. Fucking hilarious
This is comedy gold, I applaud you both on this one.
I want a full playthrough of this so bad.
For God's sake, pick up the FIRE AXE! It's your destiny!
This is the most beautiful upload ever
Matt had a lot of Master Shake in his comedy today. I liked it.
Possessed? Possessed to Skate? Suicidal Tendencies?
fsffsa5325324 DAS A GOOD ONE TOO. \m/
"Get fucked, orphans!"
Dude, I saw Suicidal Tendencies when they came to Finland this weekend. They were fucking sick as fuck live!
Harald Sirve And Dave Lambardo is their drummer. Wish they still had Rocky
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!
AND THEY WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!
0:19 That's what this reminds me of! Gives me nostalgia for when they used to record those things.
15:31- One of the BEST moments this year.
21:26- I stand corrected.
This is so badgood it deserves a full LP. :3 Welcome to DEMON COOKIEVILLE! Also locking up the orphans with the crazies actually saves a lot of space! We should adopt this policy IRL.
I love trash!!!!
3:36 i can't believe they resisted the primal urge to sing hollaback girl
Damn, still on the boat?
that kicking noise is making me physically ill. 10/10 sound design
HOW COME THIS GAME HAS MOUTH MOVEMENTS AND DARKSOULS DOESN'T?
Oh boy what a horrible day being an orphan.... time to tune into my favourite show and my only release from agony, Two Best Friends Play...
RIP ALL ORPHANS WHO WATCHED THIS ONE
As always
Fuckin' what?
That fookin kick just makes me die of laughter.
Wait a minute... If you're playing as Katie's Father then why is she in the orphanage?
He's the greatest dad ever was.
The place is called Raventhorn Asylum. She's not an orphan, merely insane.
Oh my god this is one of the funniest videos in years
super mario odyssey looks great
Well there ARE possessions happening.
This is by far the hardest I've laughed on this channel in a long while, fucking kudos.
Place yer bets! Taking all bets! What's up the Zaubatsu's sleeve? What will be their new LP?! Place yer bets here!
Yoshikage EHKOS
A Let's Watch of Mac and Me?
A Metal Gear game?
Something with one minor character that people will make a giant meme about
Dead rising maybe
It will never be God Hand... *But I really want God Hand*
Spyro the dragon
I would love Heart of Darkness or Oddworld for the glorious Sony PlayStation. Just the right mixture of goofiness and frustrating yet rewarding gameplay.