Pat: "Oh, I see, the grenade's on cooldown!" *5 minutes later* Woolie: "Oh, ok, the grenade has a cooldown" *10 minutes later* Matt: "Oooooh, the grenade's on cooldown, I see, I see"
I actually don't get how that works, does the item upgrade makes every drop of said item better? Or it just allows you to buy the item? I'm used to the blueprint system from let it die so I'm slightly confused.
The first upgrade unlocks the item so that it will show up in shops, chests, etc. As a bonus, unlocking it will also immediately drop it at your feet. Subsequent upgrades improve its damage permanently whenever it shows up, but you don't get the immediate drop.
You spend cells to unlock weapons for the first time, and any unlocked weapons are dropped in front of you afterwards. Any cells you spend on that weapon once it's unlocked will increase the damage it'll do across all runs, but it costs more each time, and upgrades don't give the item to you for free, only the original unlocking does that.
When you upgrade the blueprint, it gives you a bonus (+5% damage every time for now, it seems) and it's a permanent bonus to that weapon through every run.
You have an unlock phase which is what causes the drop. A couple things are already unlocked. After you unlock, you can upgrade. Upgrading doesn't drop, but every time you find that weapon, it's upgraded relative to the level you find it at. You can find level I or a level V item and all will be upgraded by the level you're at for that weapon.
I just bought this game. Congrats, Best Friends. You're good salesmen. Also, chefs, make Pat a sandwich and write "Become. Giant." in mustard so he'll eat it without knowing it happened then tell him after he eats it.
oh more then that, he made an enemy of a waiter who had the audacity to try and be like "hey, its that joke you guys make, isn't it fun :3 " only to be met with mind goblin Pat being all "how dare you speak out of turn"
Welcome to another episode of "Pat being unable to stand o understand people doing nice things for him". Seriously, this is almost a clinical case of paranoia he has.
Patt's level of paranoia astounds me again. I mean he is just one step away from thinking everyone is trying to poison him...I mean it is a very short line to draw from "only people who recognize me will hurt me" to "maybe they know me but don"t say so, and want to hurt me".
What if someone recognized Pat in their food establishment, and in an effort to curry favor with Pat makes sure they do nothing special to his food. Does this: A. Reassure Pat that he just got a regular meal. or B. Make Pat freak the fuck out because someone made especially sure that his meal was in no way special.
"The kick wasn't as good as I thought." Then get rid of the kick man. Take a second and read the menu when it pops up guys. Bolded letters, center of the screen: Swap Which Item? You can absolutely run with multiple main weapons, but you guys are interpreting the second weapon slot as more of an accessory.
I want to try and organise everyone in Canada to be extra super nice to Pat, and just time how long it takes for him to have a complete psychotic breakdown.
Pat seems... Slightly psychotically paranoid. What happens when farmers start raising cattle and vegetables just for Pat? What happens when the Butchers cut the meat just for Pat? He doesn't know that they aren't.
them continually ignoring the giant "DAMAGE UP"-prompt on the upgrade screen and asking why it's not dropping is the first time in recent memory I've been like "COME ON, GUYS, IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE."
Serene Haze Look, I know you're desperate for you favorite RUclipsr's attention, but they don't know you, will never know you, and will never want to know you. So you can stop your white knighting now.
OgieSifter didn't think about that but you're right. he actively antagonizes the guy and, since he at least was a fan, probably saw this and now has even more reason to fuck with his food and yet pat still goes there?
I wanna give that waiter the benefit of the doubt and say that was a reference to how often Pat said "big ___ for big boys" during one of the Dark Souls playthroughs.
And thus Patsworth never left his absurd specifically made bed, off of the prospect that people would fuck with his fucking food. Cursed to forever eat baked beans out of a can.
Marcus Calixte It's gonna result in a lot of head smashing if the finished product is like the current state of the game. There's not enough modifiers to make multiple runs of this game fun, it just gets frustrating after a while.
This kind of gameplay is the same reason they don't Full-LP mmoropg's ... it's b/c even if there's a storyline hidden far far back towards its end-game, the amount of time and more importantly, the LEARNING CURVE would demand more investment + editing than the RUclips monetization would ever _pay for_ .... you essentially need someone who 'gits gud' instantly like those No-Hit-Runners who don't have a personality, or who's time is essentially "worthless" TL;DR: you're NOT gonna get LP'ers who are entertaining, but their time is worthless ... that'd be an oxymoron
Holy crap, this became a podcast 3/4th's of the way through. I love this game, it hurts to watch people try to play this, dear god. I'm dying of laughter, fuck with Pat's food.
My friend watched me play this for less than 5 seconds and wrote the entire thing off "trying to go old school but it looks like shit" I just stared at him for a solid minute.
Blood Sword had an effect that if an enemy died while bleeding, nearby enemies would start bleeding. Dead guy that dropped gem and blueprint is a one time event and not a timed thing. It's the guy that greets you at the start that Matt mentioned.
I love using the electric whip to find secrets. Thing auto targets both enemies and hidden runes in the walls/floor. Just spam that sucker whenever you're in a new area and you're bound to find everything there.
Sometimes drives me nuts when they don't read the items. 'Why did 4 guys explode?!' Because, if an enemy dies while bleeding from the blood sword all nearby enemies start to bleed. Still love the content, but come on guys.
I mean, they didn't even figure it out. Pat thought Woolie was physically hitting enemies with the sword through walls, which wasn't what was happening.
Terrific, I've been waiting for this... but I won't lie - it would be the icing on the dead cell gloop to see Liam play it. But he's said he will soon, so.
Heard a lot of good things about this one. Really impressed with this game now that I saw it in motion. Bought and installed it while the video was still playing.
This video revives the lore that whenever Woolie opens a door, he destroys it while yelling: "CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.". This might also be how he killed that one guy, but we don't have enough evidence.
It's Canadian football. They have to open the door on the field and politely knock to request the other team to hand them the ball, but Woolie was new to the game and just opened the door Grenadian style with a death from above firestomp.
I love that 50:30 is sort of dropped for three whole minutes while Pat regales us with a tale of his intense hatred for a poor food server down the road... 53:30 "Don't fuck with my food"
good one off video can't wait to see Death's Gambit, Eitr, The Chasm, Skytorn, Earth Night and many more hi bit pixel art metroidvania games in the near future
Pat: "Oh, I see, the grenade's on cooldown!"
*5 minutes later*
Woolie: "Oh, ok, the grenade has a cooldown"
*10 minutes later*
Matt: "Oooooh, the grenade's on cooldown, I see, I see"
hilariously, having the memory of a goldfish is one of the strengths of the Let's Player, whether they realize it or not XD
It's nice to see them all hype over a game every once and a while.
"That's solid ! I wanna touch that !" - Pat 2017
Valentin Maire shhh don't tell Mr.Libido though.
Valentin Maire Girthy veiny solid
:3c
"It's fuckin' hard" - Matt 2017
Valentin Maire #StealPiesDoCrack
#BlackGift
#FWPF
Dead Cells, in which TBFP can't grasp the idea of a generic item upgrade and spend five minutes wondering why they didn't get anything.
I actually don't get how that works, does the item upgrade makes every drop of said item better?
Or it just allows you to buy the item?
I'm used to the blueprint system from let it die so I'm slightly confused.
The first upgrade unlocks the item so that it will show up in shops, chests, etc. As a bonus, unlocking it will also immediately drop it at your feet. Subsequent upgrades improve its damage permanently whenever it shows up, but you don't get the immediate drop.
You spend cells to unlock weapons for the first time, and any unlocked weapons are dropped in front of you afterwards. Any cells you spend on that weapon once it's unlocked will increase the damage it'll do across all runs, but it costs more each time, and upgrades don't give the item to you for free, only the original unlocking does that.
When you upgrade the blueprint, it gives you a bonus (+5% damage every time for now, it seems) and it's a permanent bonus to that weapon through every run.
You have an unlock phase which is what causes the drop. A couple things are already unlocked. After you unlock, you can upgrade. Upgrading doesn't drop, but every time you find that weapon, it's upgraded relative to the level you find it at. You can find level I or a level V item and all will be upgraded by the level you're at for that weapon.
53:37 **BEST SALTY PAT MOMENT**
I just bought this game.
Congrats, Best Friends. You're good salesmen.
Also, chefs, make Pat a sandwich and write "Become. Giant." in mustard so he'll eat it without knowing it happened then tell him after he eats it.
"Everyone out there is just waiting to poison me."
Well, if we weren't before, we fuckin' are NOW, Pat. You best start testing your food.
Big steak for big boys = Big poise for big boys.
That's just my assumption at least.
"Is he Dead Cell?"
"I AM FATMAN!"
"I'm on fire and also, IM A SPACEMAN"
i love how Pat made an enemy of a waiter, only because he made a bad joke. That guy probably pisses in his drinks all the time now
oh more then that, he made an enemy of a waiter who had the audacity to try and be like "hey, its that joke you guys make, isn't it fun :3 " only to be met with mind goblin Pat being all "how dare you speak out of turn"
WHAT IS THAT THUMBNAIL
*OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL*
*OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS BEAUTIFUL*
This and Hyper Light Drifter make me bust a *fat nut*
Yes sir you are correct this is a beautiful game
Beautiful, fun, and challenging.
I hope this game has many updates to come because it is really fun.
yeah same here i have just started to play it and it is amazing so far
+Bear Oclock
Nice to hear.
Welcome to another episode of "Pat being unable to stand o understand people doing nice things for him". Seriously, this is almost a clinical case of paranoia he has.
Patt's level of paranoia astounds me again. I mean he is just one step away from thinking everyone is trying to poison him...I mean it is a very short line to draw from "only people who recognize me will hurt me" to "maybe they know me but don"t say so, and want to hurt me".
What if someone recognized Pat in their food establishment, and in an effort to curry favor with Pat makes sure they do nothing special to his food.
Does this:
A. Reassure Pat that he just got a regular meal.
or
B. Make Pat freak the fuck out because someone made especially sure that his meal was in no way special.
VoidAbaddon That's gonna be B. Big B.
Big cells for big boys!
Excuse me?
in like 2 podcasts time, Pat's going to start off with "fuck you Woolie, it finally happened. someone fucked with my food"
>play a high speed character action hack'n'slash that emphasizes reaction time and situational awareness
>putting Matt behind the controls
noice
I'm pretty positive that the sprites were rotoscoped, which I find really interesting and it looks great!
"The kick wasn't as good as I thought."
Then get rid of the kick man. Take a second and read the menu when it pops up guys. Bolded letters, center of the screen: Swap Which Item? You can absolutely run with multiple main weapons, but you guys are interpreting the second weapon slot as more of an accessory.
XavierGrim I want to be a fly on the wall when the play for real. No cameras,no show just them and video game. Are they still as bad? lol
I want to try and organise everyone in Canada to be extra super nice to Pat, and just time how long it takes for him to have a complete psychotic breakdown.
*PAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ...*
*DON'T FUCK WITH ANOTHER MAN'S FOOD*
*DOES NOT MATTER IF THE CUSTOMER IS POPULAR OR NOT !!!*
no he is not if you order a food the chef has the full right to make it the way he wants its his reastaurant
I hope someone waits until Pat eats his food and then tell Pat that Woolie sent him after he's finished
I cant stop laughing at Pats weird food fear.
"Do you not know where food comes from?" What a perfect chance to make a Lemongrab reference.
Sometimes you gotta tickle the goop and see what falls out.
God them dropping the 175% Elite melting daggers to just use the shitty bloodsword
fuuuuuuck
Pat seems... Slightly psychotically paranoid.
What happens when farmers start raising cattle and vegetables just for Pat? What happens when the Butchers cut the meat just for Pat?
He doesn't know that they aren't.
can confirm: this game is fucking incredible and I can not wait for the rest of it to exist. It controls like a dream.
for some reason it seems like matt is being even more supportive of the team. Ive noticed his encouragement in other videos as well. i like it.
Important Note: Do not make pat feel special or he might panic.
he may needlessly hate you for life for the crime of liking him
@@Gojiro7 lol
big steak for big boys...
nah, can't be referring to BIG POISE FOR BIG BOYS!
Heard my friend talking about this game, but blew it off as another pixel side scroller. Im for sure picking this up now.
Cry out Dead Cell!
Sorry.. i couldnt resist. Such a good song.
them continually ignoring the giant "DAMAGE UP"-prompt on the upgrade screen and asking why it's not dropping is the first time in recent memory I've been like "COME ON, GUYS, IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE."
The zaibatsu really showed off some pixel slaughtering skills on this one. Good job guys!
Matt has his hands on the controller. Which means whenever he starts to talk, he wanders aimlessly left and right jumping and swinging at nothing.
Serene Haze Here comes the children to protect their favorite RUclipsr from benign jokes
Serene Haze Why did you bring up politics?
Serene Haze Look, I know you're desperate for you favorite RUclipsr's attention, but they don't know you, will never know you, and will never want to know you. So you can stop your white knighting now.
so has pat not realized that from the day he started shit with that waiter all this time his food could of been spat on when he goes back
OgieSifter didn't think about that but you're right. he actively antagonizes the guy and, since he at least was a fan, probably saw this and now has even more reason to fuck with his food and yet pat still goes there?
Well if some day Pat stops showing up in videos we'll know he's been poisoned in a restaurant somewhere.
I wanna give that waiter the benefit of the doubt and say that was a reference to how often Pat said "big ___ for big boys" during one of the Dark Souls playthroughs.
Big steaks for big Boivin huh?
Man, I almost kinda partway wish I still worked in restaurants just for the opportunity to fuck with Pat's food.
And thus Patsworth never left his absurd specifically made bed, off of the prospect that people would fuck with his fucking food. Cursed to forever eat baked beans out of a can.
Big steaks for big boys and "don't fuck with my fuckin food, I'm super upset!" killed me, I literally gave myself a headache laughing at that shit.
When Pat gets hype about controls, you know shits good.
Bought that on the DAY.
"we'll have to keep a look out for the wall swirls." Immediately run past one in the floor.
FULL LP WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *PLEASE DO THIS*
Marcus Calixte
It's gonna result in a lot of head smashing if the finished product is like the current state of the game.
There's not enough modifiers to make multiple runs of this game fun, it just gets frustrating after a while.
Yeah the new update added a ton of stuff but I hit my run-wall again and now waiting for more.
This kind of gameplay is the same reason they don't Full-LP mmoropg's ... it's b/c even if there's a storyline hidden far far back towards its end-game, the amount of time and more importantly, the LEARNING CURVE would demand more investment + editing than the RUclips monetization would ever _pay for_ .... you essentially need someone who 'gits gud' instantly like those No-Hit-Runners who don't have a personality, or who's time is essentially "worthless"
TL;DR: you're NOT gonna get LP'ers who are entertaining, but their time is worthless ... that'd be an oxymoron
ilr Northernlion though
Pat: "I don't want to be poisoned, but I don't leave big tips for big boys."
Holy crap, this became a podcast 3/4th's of the way through. I love this game, it hurts to watch people try to play this, dear god. I'm dying of laughter, fuck with Pat's food.
Best thing about this game is that when you are decent at it you can do an entire run without ever having to stop moving or slow down. Its great.
this is such an amazing game the way it plays look forward to seeing more of it
My friend watched me play this for less than 5 seconds and wrote the entire thing off "trying to go old school but it looks like shit" I just stared at him for a solid minute.
the throwing knives are SO GOOD
'Wait, FWPF?" Pat, that's gonna be written on every plate you order from now on.
You know the game is gonna be good when the one-off episode goes for an hour.
"We'll have to keep our eye out" *Immediately walks over a secret symbol*
Pat continuing the tradition of making assumptions that are entirely wrong
Wow, this is a really early build of the game... still looks amazing. I like how complete the game is, but still noticeably different it is
*Insert MGS2 boss theme HERE*
Laugh and grow fat!!!
I died once already. I can't die twice.
Ahh Fortune. Literally the worst character in the entire MGS franchise, but she had the most awesome sexy sax theme ever.
matrix3509 A DUD?
You heard it first here, time to touch Pat's food.
It's adorable how riled up Pat gets about his height. And food apparently.
Is that a Mandolin? That music is soooo goooood!!!
I started watching this video waiting for Papa Roach to get mentioned. Matt did not disappoint.
This looks absolutely fuckin dope. Pixelated Darksouls-esque game? Now that's a full LP I'd love to see
Blood Sword had an effect that if an enemy died while bleeding, nearby enemies would start bleeding.
Dead guy that dropped gem and blueprint is a one time event and not a timed thing. It's the guy that greets you at the start that Matt mentioned.
"I've been waitin' for this!" -SFIII Announcer
I like how Woolie evolved into a hyena in this episode 5:35
so happy to see this game getting more publicity! been looking forward to the early access since the last PAX east.
This game is absolutely amazing. I saw the thumbnail from Best Friends Zaibatsu and was undeterred...not even by the 360p res.
I love the main character's fightting style. Very ninjaish.
Hope they will do more with this game.
I have finished the game couple of times and still play it occasionally.
I want this game solely for the fact that I can be Foo Fighters
I love using the electric whip to find secrets. Thing auto targets both enemies and hidden runes in the walls/floor. Just spam that sucker whenever you're in a new area and you're bound to find everything there.
Pat, people don't need a reason to poison you. If they want to poison you, they'll just poison you.
Pat: "everyone is just waiting for a reason to poison you."
Me: How does he know!? Now I'll have to poison him before he rats me out!
Id love to see you guys play more of this!
Sometimes drives me nuts when they don't read the items. 'Why did 4 guys explode?!' Because, if an enemy dies while bleeding from the blood sword all nearby enemies start to bleed. Still love the content, but come on guys.
That's an awesome ability tho.
Least they figured it out eventually.
I mean, they didn't even figure it out. Pat thought Woolie was physically hitting enemies with the sword through walls, which wasn't what was happening.
Best Friends Read: Nothing, because they're all as illiterate as Woolie now.
crazy talk?
Pat's Mum has a lot of dead cells
42:00 " a spear would be really good"- woolie... oh no not again
Terrific, I've been waiting for this... but I won't lie - it would be the icing on the dead cell gloop to see Liam play it. But he's said he will soon, so.
Those timed doors sound like the perfect fit for his gun-jumping style.
Glad to know Vinny helped them find this game because it's a good'un in my honest opinion.
"Wow, you got such a great synergy with your items!"
"Nah, I'm gunna respec for this shittier weapon."
Never change, Zaibatsu... Never change.
Of course Woolie would think that a spear would be super good.
This game looks amazing! Definitely going to pick it up once its out of early access
Vinny was on the podcast? Sweet! I needed more bee memes on Friendcast to make it appealing.
"Thank you guys, your channel is my way to take a break from the stress of overwork and relax for a while"
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Heard a lot of good things about this one. Really impressed with this game now that I saw it in motion. Bought and installed it while the video was still playing.
This video revives the lore that whenever Woolie opens a door, he destroys it while yelling: "CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.". This might also be how he killed that one guy, but we don't have enough evidence.
But it was at a football game, right? Why would there be a door on a football field?
It's Canadian football. They have to open the door on the field and politely knock to request the other team to hand them the ball, but Woolie was new to the game and just opened the door Grenadian style with a death from above firestomp.
I'm glad you replied before I had the opportunity to. I know next to nothing about sports,I only know that Woolie killed that one guy.
I need to get this game.
I love that 50:30 is sort of dropped for three whole minutes while Pat regales us with a tale of his intense hatred for a poor food server down the road... 53:30 "Don't fuck with my food"
This game is addictive as SHIT. Completely outclasses Rogue Legacy and other rogue lites.
They really need to play this again, because the current version is soooo different compared to this.
53:30 - Don't mess with Pat's food.
Wow I didn't know how paranoid Pat really was until this video.
I'm super proud of Dead cells as the devs from France , and even more , it's from my city , Bordeaux .
you heard him, fuck with his food
Fuck with Pat's food 2017
I'm so happy these guys and Vinesauce's Vinny know each other. Soooo happy.
Vinny was on the podcast a couple weeks ago.
good one off video
can't wait to see Death's Gambit, Eitr, The Chasm, Skytorn, Earth Night and many more hi bit pixel art metroidvania games in the near future
Wow, 2D side scroller?
Harada really went all out with this Tekken entry!
7:58 "My potions are too strong for you, traveller."