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Uwe Boll is a genius. Throw some scantily clad ladies in a movie, give them some guns, sprinkle in bullet time and video game footage, and you've got yourself House of the Dead. We can't wait to watch more of Boll's work!
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Because I've pushed THE LAST KUMITE Kickstarter the past month (we funded it! Thank you!), I'm sure everyone is tired of me asking for something. But we have a chance to do great things here. Getting Zachary a wheelchair ramp is a huge deal, obviously. Feeding his dog is massive. But turning his wheelchair into a proper Mr. No Legs setup is us doing the Lord's work. Help Zachary here ► gofund.me/f36378ea
Dude...lets make some Mr No Legs merch! I will donate my time and art! JUST SAY THE WORD!
Mr No Legs reporting 🫡🦽. Thank you, Jason. Really this is just awesome! And I love the movie poster art! And thank you everybody for your thoughts and kind words. And especially for those of you who are in a position to donate. THANK YOU! Will keep everyone posted on progress.
The girl in the American flag outfit is called Liberty, 🤣 sooo cheesy.. Uwe Boll has got to be so bad that u take Kristanna Loken as a worrier vampire and f*ck it , seriously how do u f* ck that up 👏👏😂
YOU NEED TO DO ALONE IN THE DARK!!!!!
@@adman1381 yeees hahaha as much as I dislike House of the dead (it is good in it's own bad way) I love Alone In The Dark even more because it's absolutely terrible fun
Uwe Boll is to cinema what Pol Pot is to tourism.
haha!
Ahahahaha 😂
To be fair, it has to be said that Uwe Boll is one of the greatest producers there's ever been. I mean, look at the amount of high end actors he's had in his films! Granted, he got them at a bargain rate due to them being at some of the lower points in their careers, but still, it's impressive. And because of all the funding loopholes he's found, he always makes a fortune from them.
@@Hugh839 the german government closed the loophole for tax-incentives by now, so it is unlikely that Boll makes new movies anytime soon. 😂
LOL
I wonder how much time we have until Uwe Boll calls out Jason and beat his ass 🙂
Erin will be my champion.
@@JasonBrant She can be your cut man in your corner. "Cut me, Mick!"
Hes too busy threatening restaurant critics now! That and trying to keep the German government from throwing him in prison for financial crimes tied to his restaurant. That was his answer to everyone hating his film work, retire in anger but chill out and get into a low key, stress free industry like managing a restaurant! Lol
@@JasonBrant Erin is amazing and all, but, I'm disappointed you didn't choose America as your champion after seeing her in action.
Just call Seanbaby and Boll will suddenly lose all his bluster.
Surprised that so soon after noticing the Pinky Ring/Turncoat trope, Erin seems completely unaware of the Final Girl Never Does Nudity trope.
Jurgen Prochnow - the Captain in Das Boot, Duke Leto Atreides in David Lynchs Dune, the reason why Gary Oldman hijacks Air Force One, the Villain in Beverly Hills Cop II, Madonnas accomplice in Body of Evidence, etc.
Golden scene:
"You created it all so you could become immortal. Why?"
"To live forever!"
Priceless delivery!
Video suggestion: Has anyone suggested this collection yet? The collection is called The Tiger Cage Trilogy. They're Hong Kong B Movies that, like No Retreat No Surrender 1 and 2, their plots aren't canon to each other. The Cantonese names are SWAT Dragon Force (Tiger Cage 1), Money Laundering (Tiger Cage 2), and Cold Blooded Sniper (Tiger Cage 3).
The cast in the Trilogy:
The first two films star both Donnie Yen (Ip Man) and Carol 'Do Do' Cheng (Yes, that's her nickname. She is known for her part in Operation Condor). Though, they are different characters in both films.
The first film has Jacky Cheung (the top male idol in Hong Kong dubbed God of Songs getting his start in films like Where's Officer Tuba? starring Sammo Hung) and Simon Yam as the big bad of the first film Michael Huang (Man of Tai Chi and Ip Man).
The second film has Rosamund Kwan (Once Upon a Time in China), Cynthia Khan (In the Line of Duty 3 to 7 after Michelle Yeoh finished Yes Madam! and Royal Warriors), David Wu (From Hong Kong's MTV GO WEST), and Robin Shou as the big bad in the second film Waise Chow (Mortal Kombat, Forbidden Nights starring Melissa Gilbert, Honor and Glory, and the Hong Kong version of Undefeatable called Bloody Mary Killers).
I don't know much about the stars of the third film except that Michael Wong starred in Royal Warriors (The film that followed Yes Madam!) with Michelle Yeoh before her Oscar Promotion and Hiroyuki Sanada years before 47 Ronins and John Wick 4.
Don't think I've heard of those. I'll add them to the watchlist. Thanks!
That's some impressive knowledge you have, holy crap! Nice! I wanna check this out myself!
What a shout, they are filled with insane action
Jason, please do more Uwe Boll. He's a goldmine of content for you with some of the stinkiest movies you'll ever watch
True. Do Bloodrayne next.
@@alucard624 Do them in order. Alone in the Dark next which is also one his second worst movie
@@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 Alone in the Dark suuucks I wasn't even able to finish it!
Bloodrayne and In the Name of the King are way better.
We have more of them in the queue. Looking forward to it!
@@JasonBrant the quintessential Uwe Boll piece is In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. We're talking Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, a clearly wildly drunk Burt Reynolds... It's amazing and contains some lines I shall never forget, such as the lead character Farmer being named Farmer because he believes people "should be named what they are".
It always fascinated me how Uwe Boll got so much semi consistent semi mainstream work for so long.
The German tax system used to allow investors to write off 100% of production costs, delay/reduce their tax burden and only pay taxes on the profits from a movie.
A wealthy German investor with a halfway competent accountant could use this system to make money from failure.
A lot of production crew got a paycheck and the films are charmingly bad so I'm not complaining.
@@markmosley3547 this makes it even more fascinating 😂
@@fugoo8912
Just imagine arriving on set every day knowing that the film was intentionally being made to fail?
Such a strange situation but that makes the films bizarre little artifacts.
He worked the system. Good for him. Good for SBIG, too.
@@JasonBrant
I like to imagine him as a fresh faced filmmaker intent on making the next great work of German cinema who was trapped and seduced by the people with the money.
It would explain him beating the absolute crap out of his critics.
Women with talent 👍
I'm a fan.
@@JasonBrant We all are.
Uwe found some excellent actresses for this film, for sure.
Big round talents on full display for all to appreciate.
Jürgen Prochnow is actually a pretty well regarded actor. Starred in Das Boot, Dune (the David Lynch version) and Beverly Hills Cop 2 amongst many other things. And FYI, was considered for the role of the Terminator before Arnold got it.
Yes and he was also the Russian general in Air Force One, a guardian angel in The Seventh Sign and the German officer who cuts off William Dafoe’s fingers in The English Patient.
In the Mouth of Madness !!!
@@morgenwieder Nice! My favourite Carpenter movie, and that is saying a *LOT* because I really love Carpenter. For his music as well❤
He was also in The Seventh Sign where he was basically Jesus, come to destroy the Earth. Weird movie with Demi Moore and Michael Biehn
Pretty sad they didn't know Jürgen Prochnow, a legend.
Uwe Boll was my entrance to "so bad it's good" movies. I watched "In the name of the King" (the Statham one) on a train travel and I was all the time thinking "this is terrible... but I'm enjoying it a lot because of it!".
Also, very kind of you helping out the guy's gofundme.
In the name of the king is probably still the most fun I've ever had watching a movie in a theater. Literally empty except for my crew who were there because we knew how bad it would be, just over an hour of popcorn and unrepressed giggling
This is another one of Uwe Boll's movies that is based on a video game. He did BloodRayne too.
Really looking forward to watching more of his stuff.
@@JasonBrant His stuff is great and terrible. He might challenge you to a boxing match if he finds out you trashed his movie.
@@JasonBrant Alone in ze Dark... that one is wonderful
I do kinda like "Alone in the Dark", it's nice action/horror-survival, and "Postal" is somehow funny, the part where Mini-Me get's raped by chimps alone is worth a watch 😅
@@JasonBrant Do Far Cry if you want to test your tolerance.
Uwe Boll was clearly a cinematic genius so far ahead of his time that he wasn't understood when he made this movie. Like any truly great artistic prodigy, his work is only truly appreciated as the years pass.
I think you're onto something! We're gonna show some appreciation of his work.
@@JasonBrant Honestly, I only really liked his movie Rampage with Brendan Fletcher. It's actually a decent flick and really F***ed up.
Dude its one of 3 they get better
Hostel was a great movie he did. Not sure it’s a SBIG movie.
@@lukedraper4100 I saw all three films but the first was epic and the twist at the end with his "friend" really sealed the deal.
Jürgen Prochnow has been in a ton of great and good movies like Das Boot, Dune (the Lynch one), Judge Dredd (1995 one), Airforce One, Da-Vinci code and many more. And sadly also House of the Dead apparently; not so good. 😁😁
A gig is a gig. I doubt he was choosy in regards to the paycheck.
You forgot Beverly Hills Cop 2 :)
@@azynkron Yup, also "The Seventh Sign" - he was everywhere for a while!
And Beer Fest. Also, David Lynch's Dune.
You're all forgetting In The Mouth Of Madness.
Do you read Sutter Cane?
Hey Jason. That was indeed Erica Durance. She's credited in the movie. You were right on.
704am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
I've seen this, long long ago. Boy do I hate it, lol!!!! This is gonna be fun!!!
It's a wild ride.
@@JasonBrant boy, is it, lol!
the woman going skinny dipping at the beginning there is Erica Durance and she played Lois Lane on Smallville.
Jürgen Prochnow portrayed Duke Leto f***ing Atreides in David Lynch's acid trip of a Dune adaptation. But he became famous for his incredible acting in Wolfgang Petersen's 'Das Boot', a movie about a German submarine in WW2, where he played the commander. This movie is... intense. But one of the best anti-war movies out there. Very interesting that Prochnow was down for a flick like 'House of the Dead'.
The sleeper must awaken!
Fun fact, Uwe Boll made a movie about Auschwitz and the Darfur genocide. Auschwitz was also the first movie where Uwe Boll casted himself as a Nazi in a movie.
YES! Finally a Uwe Boll film, and you picked one of the "best" ones to put on here. Thank you for this review.
What should we watch next?
@Jason Brant Bloodrayne is bad, but not sure if SBIG levels, in the name of the king with Statham was OK but maybe I'm misremembering.
@@JasonBrant Far Cry. It's embarrasingly bad.
Oh lord this was a classic. I'm surprised y'all never watched it! It's also amazing you guys take so much time to just interact with the community. So glad to be a part of it.
Glad to have you with us!
Imagine a movie directed by Uwe Boll, written by Tommy Wiseau, and Starring Steven Seagal and Neil Breen
That will win every oscars imaginable
Or create a singularity so enormous it will destroy the universe? I mean, all this talent in one movie...😂
Awesome! I was waiting for this one thanks Asher!!
Haha, hope you dig it.
i watched this dumpster fire in the theatres when it came out. so glad it's still out there making others cringe as much as i did.
it blows my mind how many of uwe bolls movies actually got into theatres.
This movie is not SBIG, it's just stupid
I would have been so pissed if I'd seen this in a theater.
Same. I remember this was in that strange terrible era when we really could see some games turned into movies, but this was not one of them at all. The video game inserts were so poorly done I was howling with laughter.
Me too, only because a hot girl I was dating for some reason wanted to see it. When they put clips of the video game in the movie I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Uwe Boll is the Ed Wood of our era. His movies are so astonishingly bad and stupid they're hilarious.
BTW, Jurgen Prochnow is a bona fide legend. His most well known film is Das Boot, which is indeed one of the best war movies ever made, but my personal favourite of his is In The Mouth of Madness.
wow, just wow, some seriously weirdness, how do you do this to yourself multiple times a week, the suffering is extreme
Alcohol.
“And I’m going making my way to the house of the dead” that “Rap” song won’t leave my brain ever since I saw this movie on SciFi back in 2003
I must say it's great that you are doing something for Zachary. Great initiative and good vibes
Yes, there is a sequel. And Uwe has done a lot of craptacular video game adaptations, including the already mentioned Bloodrayne, Rampage (not the one with Dwayne Johnson, and there's more than one!), Alone In The Dark, Dungeon Siege (also known as In The Name Of The King in the Bollverse), and Postal, among numerous other atrocities. He also directed Nightwish's video for "Wish I Had An Angel", which got a second version that took out the scenes from Alone In The Dark because of Uwe Boll's generally negative reputation. His stuff is entertaining at points, but a hard sell for people that don't thrive on suffering.
The Rampage series I rather enjoyed, along with Bloodrayne.
Don't forget Far Cry
Jürgen Prochnow, who played the Captain in this Trainwreck, also played the Captain in _Das Boot,_ which can legitimately be considered one of the greatest Movies of all time.
This and the sequel are guilty pleasures of mine.
Ah yes, director Ew Toilet Bowl
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I really hope you guys will watch the sequel to this as well, it's genuinely fun and a drastic improvement over this one despite having a much smaller budget. Really goes to show how much of a difference competent filmmakers make.
You were right too, Jason, Erika Durance was in this movie. Also, not sure if you've seen it, though i highly recommend it, but I always remember Jurgen Prochnow as the character Sutter Cane from In The Mouth of Madness. Great movie!
This was banging! The female cop was the hero in one of the early "Halloween" films. I think it was part 4, don't quote me
I believe you're correct.
Yep. Ellie Cornell aka Rachel in Halloween 4 and 5.
That was fun, I forgot how bad this was, i kinda want to watch it again, lol! Uwe Boll made lots of movies as a way to cheat German tax laws, you should check it out! He's got a HUGE catalog of video game movies, it's amazing. Seeya guys on Thursday!!
This is the best day ever. Ume Boll is the best and SBIG on Sundays are what get me going 🎉❤
I love you guys. It’s just wholesome. Jason already fumbling his words at 30 second in and keeping it in the video. That’s what we wanna see. Real life shit followed by a chug of the beer for proper pallet cleaning.
Some of Uwe Bolls later movies are actualy quite watchable, stuff like "Tunnel rats" or "Daifur" are both hard hitting war movies.
And "Postal" is one of the most faithful videogame-movies of all time!
I remember watching this as a teenager and it quickly became one of my favorite movies ever.
I'm sure I don't need to explain why that is. Glad to see you guys review this bewb infested dumpster fire.
You had the beginning of this movie on repeat, didn't you?
@@JasonBrant I was a teenage boy, Jason. Sooooooo 😂
That was definitely Erica Durance. Before she joined smallville.
And before her boob job.
Good lord, another masterpiece from award winning director, Uwe Boll!😂😂😂
This guy makes Ed Wood look like Chris Nolan😂😂😂
Razzie Award, that is.
This was the first movie i see from Uwe .... In the end i was baffled in how he convinced Jurguen to participate in this barn fire!
Likely a decent paycheck.
5:26 *singing* It's the Gordon's fisherman!
Nothing like smoking a blunt on a Sunday morning and watching you guys kill it. Love it guys 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
That close-up of Brian's bare midsection was the biggest jumpscare of the video
haha
Jürgen Prochnow played the u-boat captain in amazing film Das Boot. a must see if you havnt.
21:24, Ltd. Dan? Please, it is Mrs. No Legs for you gentlemen!
Great episode as always.
Thats Jürgen Prochnow, he was the U-Boat Commander in "Das Boot". German Legend
Fun fact about Uwe Boll: the reason he makes only bad films is because he was basically running a tax shelter in Germany for rich people. Germany had a law like in Mel Brooks' The Producers, where if you made a flop the investors could write off everything including projected profit, therefore a rich person could invest in an Uwe film and pay less in taxes, which is why Uwe Boll makes the worst movies he can on purpose. I can't remember if that is exactly how that tax law worked, but I know at the end of the day he was using his films to give tax breaks for rich people, that is the jist, pretty funny though, Boll is a legend! LOLZ
On holiday in L.A. right now, so I got this video at a sensible hour. Totally worth the 11 hour trip.
Jeez I've seen this movie FOUR times. Those moments of my life were lost like tears in the rain or a ghost poop.
“So what movie are we watching today?” “We are watching an Uwa B…” (punches person in the face…)
Uwe Boll absolutely destroyed this film. This film is as Uwe Boll and a film can get. It’s a fun watch if you hate your life. And, I will definitely donate to Zachary. He deserves the things he needs for living his life a little easier. Stay strong, bro.
Yes Jason, that WAS Erica Durance (of SMALLVILLE fame).
Fun fact: Booby McGreeneyes voices Katya Kazanova in Archer.
“Aaaannnd he’s in!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember seeing this in theaters, everyone in the theater was just so confused trying to figure out what the hell we were watching.
That raincoat tho!
'Trust the Gortton's Fisherman'!
😂😂
7:15 OK so you decide you make a movie right here song this is the only reason I remember this movie all the BOOOOBS❤
13:28
The muzzle flash looks so good because those are blanks in a real rifle
Erin saying "do not (pause for levity)... take her from me!" made me lose it.
In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is the peak of Bolls power it had a ton of stats.
Me and a buddy worked on a Uwe movie called Zombie Massacre II where Uwe played the US president, with a heavy german accent. Just so the audience was sure, he has the line "Come on, I'm the President of the United States". It's a classic.
Jason and crew, thank you for telling Zachary's story and giving us a way of helping him. I just saw this video one year late and helped with what I could.
Your content is amazing. Keep going!!!
This movie is SO early 2000’s, I’m surprised the main character does have frosted tips lol
Uwe Bolls Postal is amazing. Its a must watch for this channel, its so raw it ends up good.
I was hoping you'd get to this one day.
Greatest Uwe Boll movie ever.
I can't believe ya'll are just now getting around to this. I rented this when I was 17 actually hoping it was going to be good and it turned out to be so much better than that. We rented it twice. I think my favorite part is when that hip hop song busts in during an action scene and then you realize the song is a HOTD original! That killed me. Excited to see how everyone reacts to this.
3:57 OK NOW I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE!🎉
25:24 Best use of slow-mo ever.
Jason: Am I an Uwe Boll fan?
Me: give it time and you will take that back.
Uwe Boll doesn't deserve all the hate. the dude hustle makes movie with small budgets that look waaay bigger and better than they should. they are stupid fun. (for the most part).. and he just kept making them
I'm looking forward to watching more of his stuff.
mate thats amazing.. im also in a wheelchair for amputaition, thats an amazing thing you guys are doing. helping that fullah where he really needs it.
Ironically enough, American Flag Suit Girl is played by Kyra Clavell, a CANADIAN actress.
Also Phelous had the best nickname for her, "Chun-Guile".
I met Uwe Boll at the Chattanooga Film Festival a few years ago. He.............was something else.
I went to see this in the theater. Within 20 minutes everyone but me and my buddy walked out. I only stayed so I could complain how bad it truly was.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The uwe boll movie with Jason Statham is called In the name of the King, it’s one Big Turd with Burt Reynolds as the King and Ray Liotta is the Bad Guy
Yes! I was hoping for this one!
When I see Clint Howard in that little rain outfit, all I can see is Paddington Bear, but with a hook.
(To the tune of Wheels on the Bus): "The wheels on the bus came flying off, flying off, flying off! The wheels on the bus came flying off, and it's fucking aaaaawesome!"
Holy crap I need that ZORG shirt!
14:04 OK I stand corrected. I did not see that coming.
Oh, man, how has it taken you this long to get to Uwe Boll? Wait until you see "In the Name of the King!"
17:32 You can see the rail for the camera dolly on the ground as the characters are moving forward.
The fact they never run out of ammunition while taking 10 minutes to walk 30 feet is just...chefs kiss.
The funny thing about this movie...among many things... is how these party teens had like...endgame level abilities, lol
In The Name Of The King is the one with Jason Statham, In The Name Of The King 2 is the one with Dolph Lundgren.
Ben Kingsley was in Bloodrayne, along with Meat Loaf, Kristanna Loken, and Michael Madsen. Amazing game series where you slice-and-dice nazis. Ultraviolent Horror-Punk Wolfenstein type of feel. Uwe Bolls movie was a kiss of death on that series 😞
Yes. That was Erica Durance!
In the Name of the King has a _bunch_ of real big names and a director's cut version. Everyone hates it because it's an Uwe Boll movie and it's not great at all but man was it fun, dumb D&D fantasy nonsense and I love it.
Speaking of Uwe Boll getting famous people in his movies: Anthony Bourdain was in Far Cry. Played a scientist who gets mowed down.
This movie is much better than Far Cry, though.
your dog is precious. love how they're just slumped in Erin's arms.
18:44 I've actually fired a Desert Eagle before, and one is difficult enough. There's no way in the Nine Hells that an untrained teenager at a rave is gonna dual-wield two. Arnold cock-a-doody Schwarzenegger would have trouble.
Just going to say that Mr Uwe Bol is famous for challenging critics to a boxing match if they dont like his films....cant wait to see what happens!! :D
I am so glad you guys exist in this world of fighting and arguing you guys bring me joy so thank you for you are important.
Yes, @Jason Brant there’s a House of the Dead 2 (2006) it premiered on Sci Fi Channel in 2006
😂😂😂 I saw this movie as a freshman in high school in 2001, and I still want my money back. 🤦🏿♂️
"If i was covered in shit, i would just..... take off the shit" 15:18 LOL!!!!😂😂😂😂
Uwe is a genius and utterly shameless! I think the game inserts were pure Product Placement in an environment that had zero product place opportunities. Jurgen Prochnow played Sutter Cane in the movie In The Mouth Of Madness and David/Jesus in the Demi Moore movie The Seventh Sign, a personal favorite!