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Is Brian mentally retarded?
I'm a biker and previously aspiring thespian. Please oh please, if you remake this glorious movie, let me be in it! I come complete with my own bike and leather vest 😆😆🤔
Ever Heard of a silly horror movie called, Dead Alive?
You had me at "Werewolves ride motorcycles". I actually think Rollergator would break you.
Same 😂
Me too and the tag line IF YOUR HAIRY YOU BELONG ON A MOTORCYCLE was the icing on the cake
The guitar noodling is torture. Pure evil, and it never stops.
Don't recommend Rollergator, I want them to continue making videos!
kevin I doubt you can think beyond the desire to watch mindless entertainment. so, for you it is inevitable to be "had" zombie droning out on the mainstream narrative mindless entertainment
Erin: "Ive got two stories to tell you".
Brian: "About a cult?"
Erin: "OK three stories."
🤣 We never did hear those stories.
@@JasonBrant Yeah I listened to the very end for those stories. Is that only for Patreon?
leave it to me :)
That line on the poster "If you're hairy you belong on a motorcycle" should be hung up in every motorcycle bar/shop/dealer lol 😂
Brilliant idea 🤣
Alternate title for Werewolves on Wheels: BIKE-ANTHROPE!!
You win the internet!!!! Conglaturation!!!!
Except that the the anthrope part of lycanthrope simply means human 😀
Hah, nice.
@@padmelotus it matters not- the dreadful pun trounces logic!😀
Not quite jeepers creepers, it's the mash ambulance. Dodge power wagon, the creepers was a 40s bread truck. Still awesome! Love ya guys!
Looked really close to me, but I don't know shit about cars.
@@JasonBrant brian has one job lol
A day without werewolves on motorcycles is like a day without sunshine!!
Another great one guys!
Thanks! Definitely need more werewolves on motorcycles.
More like a night without moonshine.
22:07. The gang's elation at FINALLY seeing a friggin werewolf on a motorcyle was the best part.
I was losing hope!
The director used real bikers for the shoot. The Satanists were played by members of a local hippie commune (this is obiviously one of those movies that tried to capitalize on the interest in the occult during the Seventies).
BTW: you should do Race with The Devil someday.
Race with the devil is a badass film!
Is that just a good movie?
@@JasonBrant It's pretty good, but there's some stuff that you can make fun of.
Was waiting for Erin to admit to some madness like the girl from Champagne and Bullets casually saying she sat in on a baby sacrafice
I'm still waiting to hear these stories.
Jason impatiently waiting for a werewolf riding a motorcycle was comedy gold his reaction didn't disappoint.
Hilarious reaction as always.
Haha, thanks.
It matched mine 😂
Lol, he must have been a nightmare as a kid at Christmas.
The Elaine Bennis dancing around the fire broke me, I may never financially recover from this.
🤣 🤣
This wasn't "So Bad it's Good." It was "So Bad We Spent the Entire Episode Brainstorming Our Own Movie."
"Freaking werewolves ride freaking motorcycles"? That sounds like something Dr. Evil would ask for.
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have werewolves with frickin’ motorcycles between their legs! Now evidently I am informed that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?"
"Furries."
_"Riiiight."_
Goddamnit I even read all that in Dr. Evil's voice.
🤣 🤣
Thank you so much, Jason, it’s been a very rough weekend for me healthwise, but you managed to make me smile. Bless you and the SBIG for knocking it out of the park for me, you never let me down. 🎉❤
Hope you feel better, bud!
@@JasonBrant thank you so much Jason, let means a lot to me. It’s been a rough little while being stuck in bed. All the time is pretty depressing, but your videos get me through the day.
Your idea about the transformation while riding the bikes is good, but here is the twist: one they transition to beast mode they jump of the bikes and running in four legs catching the poor soul they were chasing and maul him!
Props if they hop on the bike whike its moving and transform back.
I need investors for my werewoof movie.
@@JasonBrant Another Kickstart after you publish The Last Kumite
Fun fact: The majority of this film was shot in various locations without permits. If it looks weird, you're right. No permits were used.
The bulk of the monks were played by hippies from a local commune in California.
Movie Suggestion: Has anyone suggested this film yet? It's called City Wars. It's a 1988 Hong Kong film Starring Chow Yun Fat and Shaw Brother film legend Ti Lung. It's a cops vs. drug lords film.
Things to note in this film:
1) There's a song that suspiciously sounds similar to You Can Leave Your Hat On by Randy Newman
2) A man gets shot in the d*ck climbing over a barrier (Damn! Why?!)
3) Robin Shou assassinates a family. Cool.
I'll see if I have a copy of that.
@Jason Brant Sorry, my mistake. It's actually called City War. I misremembered if the title was pural or not. Yeah, it's called City War.
Jason you just described the most epic transition scene I could imagine.....you NEED to film that or storyboard it before someone else snags it...
Damn, I can already see that shot . . . biker cruising through the shadowy streets, the wolf flashing through as the biker passes through moonbeams. Each moonbeam brings on more changes than the last. Biker builds speed, flashes are coming faster and faster, blurring the line between man and beast. Finally, he breaks out of the last shadow, bike roaring into the night and rider howling, fully wolfed-out.
Or something like that.
@@stockvillain Oooh hell yeah!!! And it's been awhile since we had a good werewolf film...
Hell yeah! This needs to happen.
@@CaptainKiLL83 Wolfcop was pretty righteous. Haven't seen the sequel, though.
Watched this year's ago because one of my favorite bands, a doom band called Electric Wizard, sites it as a major influence on their lyrics and aesthetic 🤘
No kidding? That's pretty cool.
They had quite the list of spectacular 70s schlock on their website. So many good terrible movies about witches, vampires, and satan.
The post hippie era was something else. I saw that movie and actually like it. When Easy Rider came out, there was a trend in outlaw biker movies from the late 60s/early 1970s. The exploitation directors jumped on it, and here´s the grind house classic.
Some wild movies in the 70s.
I love that you guys acknowledged and chuckled about Erin's "radio voice" in the sponser ad. Also appreciate the effort that went into the movie references in it. You guys rock. ❤
Thanks so much!
Barry McGuire who played Scarf is a fairly well known singer/songwriter. His song Eve of destruction was a well known antiwar song in the 60s
Everyone watching this movie: “Where wolf?”
5 minutes before the credits “There wolf!”
It's a thing in the occult to manufacturer your own tarot cards. People think they work better that way. There's also a tradition of printing line drawn cards that you color yourself. Anything you can do to create a personal affinity with the deck is believed to improve results.
David Hayter (Solid goddamn Snake) wrote a 2014 movie called Wolves that has Jason Momoa, biker werewolves, and werewolf sex in it. The prosthetics are great but it’s low budget enough to fit your criteria for SBIG potential.
21:40 "oohhhh!!! who is this stuntman!!"
it's sweet that she thinks they hired an actual stuntman and didn't simply pay some doink a case of beer to set 'em on fire.
🤣 Good point.
Steven Seagal in:
Whales on Water Skis 😂
Barf.
Urgh. Thankfully Sifu is vain enough that he would never wear something as body-hugging as a wetsuit.
I want to see Jason as Thor in a Rock ‘n Roll Nightmare remake! “I am the intercessor!” in Jason’s deadpan monotone? Make it happen! 😂
No one wants to see me in the studded bikini.
we can die happy now. i'm pretty sure Frank has never been more proud
Haha! Thanks for sending it!
I was waiting anxiously with Jason for the motorcycle werewolf. I couldn't stop laughing when it finally appeared!
Also, Brian accidentally made a Wolf 3D sound at 24:28. Amazing.
Let's Goooooooooo ! Team Brant for Life ! Enjoying every minute from Ireland 🇮🇪
Yo, Castor!
Hamsters on Unicycles!
That's the sequel I'm going to shoot.
Goldfish on Pogo sticks
"Are they wolfes?".......funniest line of the show.! T-shirt worthy.
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@@JasonBrant Ah sweet! The actual MFKing creator responded.
You guys make my Sunday! I’m going to go buy a werewolf mask and take my bike out for a ride. You guys are awesome!
Let me know how that goes 🤣
I strongly recommend checking out Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies. It’s exactly what it sounds like.
But that's actually a good fun movie. We want to see them suffer.
That sounds really terrible.
I first saw the trailer for it on a compilation of grindhouse trailers and I thought it was hilarious sounding.
Thank you so much for watching this!!!!
It's a wild premise.
I can’t wait for this. This is what weekends are for!
Hell yeah!
"It's starting to blow. You pumped it too much."
"Oh, you fill it up, and then you drain it . . . that's pretty cool."
Also, a title for your werewolf biker movie: Riders of the Moon.
Man that film looked like a chore. Pacing on older films can be bad, but the pacing of this combined with... The "plot" ooof
I would have hated it if I was alone.
There's a whole sub-genre of these "biker flix" or "bikesploitation" movies that were popular in the late 60's and early 70's and about the same quality as Werwolfs on Wheels. "Easy Rider" was one of these biker movies that happened to actually be good.
I need more of these crazy ideas.
@@JasonBrant forgot to add that they were all filmed using real motorcycle clubs- no actual actors. I recommend "Blood Freak" and "Psychomania" as companions to Werwolfs on Wheels.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_biker_film
Nobody mentioned that the Barry McGuire listed in the opening and closing credits as the actor who played "Scarf", is THE singer Barry McGuire? The one who sang the No.1 hit "Eve Of Destruction" in 1965, that was banned in several parts of the US for its lyrics? The song had the _unmitigated audacity_ to point out the simple fact that you could die in the Vietnam War at age 18, but weren't allowed to vote until you were 21, among a few other things. The song was kind of a big deal in making small-town America's young people aware of what was going on politically. That was four years before CCR's "Fortunate Son" and Jimi Hendrix playing "The Star Spangled Banner" at Woodstock, changing the public's perception of the national anthem forever.
If you watched the Dark Sky Films DVD version, you missed Barry's most prominent scene because it was cut out of that release for some reason. Older VHS versions of the movie were slightly longer. To be honest, his part in the movie is completely unremarkable and could have been played by anyone. The scene is some weirdness between bikers "Scarf" and "Pill", who was played by Billy Gray. Billy was one of the children on the 1950s CBS sitcom "Father Knows Best". If the people who watched that _wholesome_ show could have known that "Bud Anderson" would be a drug-taking satanic outlaw biker in this movie as an adult...
This movie was made the same year McGuire became a born-again Christian. _Concidence? You make the call!_
(Yeah, I'm pretty sure the movie had absolutely nothing to do with it.)
The recent output has been awesome! Every time I look there's a new SBIG. I need to find this movie asap. Just saw one you MUST watch: The Manitou
Tony Curtis in a nipple shirt, topless lazer beam/electric bolt lady, a Native American Medicine Man growing out of a woman's neck, what more can you ask for!!!!!
I love all the Star Wars references in the Ridge commercial 😊
Thanks!
Hello. Just joint in. I had a shirt from levis, was my favourite. I had it around 10 years. Was a límited edition. It said "werewolves on wheels". I thought it was a made-up movie
Seriously? I need this shirt.
Werewolves on motorcycles are cool... But...
The Castlevania Lords of shadow game has werewolves riding wargs. So basically you had wolves riding slightly bigger wolves. And it's awesome 😂
That's a lot of wolves.
Ya ..this film certainly needs a modern remake. The concept is brilliant
I love the concept so much.
Omg, this one is a riot!
Erin- "ketchup sandwiches"
Brian- (blows cider out nose)
And then the movie got good.
If you guys remade this, it would be absolutely epic.
Al Schapino--great actor. Quite a body of work.
Kinda like that idea Jason; could be a lot like the effect in "Pirates of the Caribbean." Maybe an "Easy Rider" remake--with werewolves.
I agree with your general take on 70s films--you guys need to watch "Suspiria" some time. The 77 original, not the Amazon remake.
I've seen the original a few times. Not a huge fan of Italian horror.
@@JasonBrant But the Colors, man. THE COLORS. It was one of the last films to use Technicolor process--in this case the same Imbibition process used in "Wizard of Oz" and "Gone With the Wind." Argento actually wanted much younger actors for this; so he modeled the film on "Snow White."
Honestly, you really need an OLED screen to even view the thing properly. But such a beautiful movie when you do. You could use it as a palate cleanser from Cannon.
There was an episode of sealab 2021 where capt. Murphy was watching a TV show called chopper Dave. The concept of the show was chopper Dave worked by day flying the local news chopper. But at night he fought crime....as a werewolf.
I seen this movie before. I was hoping for so much more and yes, the pacing! It is an interesting idea. I did forget about this movie though, until now.
This could be a cool movie.
0:23 Not only for the alliteration--that tag-line is a hoot: IF YOU'RE HAIRY YOU BELONG ON A MOTORBIKE!
3:05 WTA? THAT Barry McGuire?! ruclips.net/video/_38SWIIKITE/видео.html
'Eve of Destruction' was HUGE in the '60s. This film dates itself to early '70s--otherwise, we'd be doing DISCO here 🙄🙄. Hope they took advantage of McGuire's presence in the film--including him on the soundtrack would give it the HIPPIE STAMP OF FAR OUT, MAN.
3:51 I think Brian is right about the stunt man...a moment ago, at 3:14, the credits listed a 'N.A. Palmisano'. The Palmisanos are a well-known industry stunt family, Conrad, in particular. My twin was good buddies with Joanne Palmisano--shout-out to her, wherever she is! We were in high school together...
21:39 Answer to Erin's question? Most likely, a Palmisano! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Werewolves in Traffic can be the 80s sequel where they've moved out to LA to be yuppie wolves!
🤣 I love it.
I would be completely shocked if this movie wasn't a strong inspiration for Quintin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. I think that From Dusk 'Til Dawn comment was real close to home, this is the kind of film that inspired them to make that amazing madness. "What if bank robbers fled south of the border and ended up at a bar run by vampire bikers?" is the most 70s pitch ever now that I think about it.
You guys should do a show with The Devil's Rain at some point. Another 70s movie cashing in on the occult thing, with William Shatner, Earnest Borgnine, and a pre-famous John Travolta. Bonus points if you somehow work in the mashup on RUclips of Ghost's song "Ritual" and the movie.
Will do!
If you're gonna work in a Ernest Borgnine bad movie.....you gotta do Super Fuzz....although I suspect that the SBIG peeps have already watched that a long time ago. If by chance, they haven't.......Jason, I'm talking to you directly here......pencil that one in......I forget the Italian name of the movie as it's an Italian picture.....but the American name is Super Fuzz......Terence Hill (did those comedic Italian spaghetti westerns in the 70's) plays the lead and the only notable actor (at least to American audiences) in the cast is Ernest Borgnine. This was a movie that they played all the time on HBO back in the early 1980's. That's where I watched it as a kid at that time.
22:19 Well, beggars can't be choosers, unfortunately the market of biker lycanthrope movies isn't too crowded.
BTW, am I the only one who remembers the Biker Mice From Mars cartoon? I suddenly have an urge to rewatch it.
Biker Mice from Mars? I haven't heard of that 🤣
@@JasonBrant Really? It was one of the staples of the Saturday mornings of my childhood, along with TMNT, Dragon Ball and the 90's Batman animated series
Jason u seem mad chill. Great content, u guys are fun to watch and u pick great films. 🎉🎉🎉 Thanks
Thanks so much!
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
I've actually heard of this, but never seen it! My Feline Overlord is joining me today, as well!
Feline overlord 🤣🤣🤣.... LOVE THIS... STEALING THIS 🤣🤣💯
LEROY JENKINS
Hope your Feline Overlord approved.
4:43 - 'The Keanu Reeves...Al Schapino...movie?' This line brought to you by Alcohol, the winner of Prohibition
Edit: and 12:23/12:24 - 'Maxy Moose'
Brian says words and names incorrectly on purprose, sometimes. No one knows why.
The first thing I thought of when I saw the “Werewolves on Wheels” I was thinking they were in wheelchairs. I would have LOVED seeing a movie about disabled werewolves causing havoc. 😁
I love how the Lore of the Werewolves continues to be tweaked. I enjoyed your contribution. My contribution is a Werewolf actually slowly changes with the waxing and waning of the moon. Full moon, full Werewolf. No moon full human. This is fun.
Crescent moon, hairy biker?
Brian: he know what's he's doing.
Next sentence- I think he's dead.
😂😂😂
My friends and I used to challenge each other with bad movies. Getting out of a shitty restaurant job at 3am together (in the 90s), there was nothing to do but get lit and watch horribly funny flicks. There's nothing like Troma when you're exhausted and chemically altered.
Laughed when Jason got his wish. Seeing werewolves on a motorcycle. 😂
"Give that old wallet a tombstone" Immediately expects a clip of the undertaker giving an old wallet a tombstone pile driver lol 😆
🤣
*in Warren Zevon voice:
Ahwoooooooooo, Werewolves on Hondas!
They are chasing someone on the bikes, full moon hits and they all crash as they transform. Passanger in the vehicle they were chasing looks over their shoulder " I think we lost em " then out of the dark a wolf man on all fours come sprinting behind them and jumps on the roof while the rest of the pack surround the car clawing the hell out of it
I've got one for you guys: Nuke Em High (1986). This one is absolutely NUTS. You're the people to cover it but if you do, make it a longer review with more comprehensible continuity for people who haven't seen the movie please.
You could remake this to be way better, then have the sequel as Werewolves on motorcycles vs Vampires in Trucks....
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Totally love your VHS machine sounds in your opening. 🙂🙂🙂❤️
Thank you!
you could remake this movie but just have everyone wear Wookie masks lol
You can tell straight away this movie was a consequence of the Easy Rider craze.
Great minds. I've been advocating a remake of Werewolves on Wheels over remaking more well-known films since around the Elm Street remake. Werewolf in a Girls Dormitory, Treasure of the Four Crowns, and Laserblast are a few others that could be good remake fodder.
You're a goddamn genius.
Girls Dormitory is actually public domain so go right ahead with that one
If you guys do a werewolves on motorcycles movie, I literally have 5 bikes in my garage you can use!!
Hell yeah!
For werewolf boinking check out "Wolves" with Lucas Till and Jason Momoa or Wolf Cop
Best tag line ever if your hairy you belong on a motorcycle there's a horror motorbike movie from the UK called I BOUGHT A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE from the 90s with Neil Morrissey but my favorite has to be TORQUE it's cheesier than a cheese toastie
Funny as hell film that!
The movie is on RUclips I'm watching it tonight it would of been made when BOON was getting made and its got Neil Morrissey, Michael elphick, David daker and the NORTON COMMANDO 850 the only thing from boon missing is the BSA GOLD STAR
Just put that to watch later, haven't seen it for ages! 👍
I'm sold on the title alone.
I've just watched it and it's fantastic I didn't realise the priest is played by Anthony C-3PO Daniels and the Chinese takeaway owner is burt CATO kwouk the only problem I had was I kept humming the BOON theme song (HIGH HO SILVER YOU'VE GOT ME LONE RANGER HE'S RIDING ON DOWN TO RESCUE ME) the turd scene was as bizarre as I remembered and I was howling when Kim called noddy a plonker in front of Daniel MENTAL MICKY peacock who was in OFAH I need to watch this again next week
The biker gang is a Keanu Reeves tribute gang dedicated to the love (and pluralization) of the film, "Devils Advocate".
Of course.
Fun Fact Barry McGuire is credited in this movie. He had a hit song with Eve Of Distruction and then became a Christian artist
Don't recognize any of those names, but sounds cool.
Jason, you need create "SBIG Film Group" and start cranking out Cannon Films style SBIG movies!
Wait the devils communion is wine and beer? I KNEW IT! That really will send you to hell.
I'm scrweed then!
I'm just happy to hear those "HUUUUURS!" again!
Had to bring them back.
Can you get Mathias Hues in your werewolf movie?
But seriously I would absolutely love a Werewolf on Wheels movie that committed to the idea 100%, I would happily donate to that Kickstarter!
I'll see what I can do!
The Devil’s Advocates: you won’t get beaten up , but they will strongly debate you.
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Ok, that was a blast!!! I'll seeya guys on Thursday!!!
See ya then!
Barry McGuire(Scarf) had the 1965 hit "Eve of Destruction". He later became a Christian rocker.
Also, set your werewolf-biker movie in either Laramie Wyoming or Yuma Arizona. Lots of biker gang activity in those areas out West, and you could play on the skinwalker legends if you set it in Arizona. Plus the badlands/desert scenery with the full-moon transformations would be badass.
Also hire me as a co-writer.
I’ve been binging your stuff. Fun content. Your prior service is showing. Subbed.
@2:26 Sifu smiles at you, Brian
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Texan band "Ghoultown" did a song called "Werewolves On Wheels", based on the movie.
This entire movie feels like a Queens of the Stoneage music video.
I was promised werewolves. The ratio of werewolves to motorcycles was whole unrepresentative of the furry community and our presence among the motorcycle community.
Ok then 🤣
please step into lava
There are quite a few furries in the motorcycle community.
Got the movie poster for this and the only time before this video I watched clips of the movie was at the national motorcycle museum the three motorcycle movies that are most brought up movie from vintage Era of movies Easy Rider, The Wild One, and Werewolves on Wheels
Lumping this with those other two movies is interesting.
@@JasonBrant it isn't really it kinda more belongs along side Psychomania 1974 English horror flick that plays more like horror comedy biker gang turn into biker zombies
Post-apocalyptic cowboy werewolf motorcycle gang fights mutant-zombies to save Earth's women from alien overlords!
I'll sell my children to help fund this movie.
Hope to see you and Brian and Erin watch Ryan’s Babe soon!
We'll watch it.
Bri says “he knows what he’s doing, i think he’s dead.”
You cant do this to me. Now you HAVE to make Rock n Roll nightmare with Steel Panther. 😂❤
It would be the best!
This was a great episode lol. Also, awesome seeing Brian rock the Razorbacks shirt! 🤘
there is a speed metal/heavy metal band called Speedwolf that based itself around this movie it seems, their album ride with death came out in 2011 and that is how i found this movie back in the day. Good shit.
This is a great one.
What would be hairier,A Bigfoot bush or a werewolf bush.
I'm laughing because right off I could tell this movie was filmed where I use to live. The place hasn't changed... just more rundown.
Steel Panther in a Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare remake... TAKE MY MONEY NOW!!!!
I need to make this happen.
@@JasonBrant I remember Foo Fighters did Studio 666... haven't seen it, so i don't know if it's like RnR N.
Neil Breen just won TWO awards, for your information.
So I've heard 🤣