we're talking about the guy who thinks he needs some to drop a brick on him as soon as he flatlines so he doesn't get trapped in a super slow motion purgatory. the battle axe better be a prop or it really would be his last stream :(
What reassured me about this stream is learning Jerma did in fact not change and will be streaming still because he can't shut the fuck up to save his life or end his stream even if he wanted to.
@@Yumais I agree! I think my expectations for this year were tempered by the holiday break/no awards, but this is so much more than I thought we’d be getting
god i would love for him and cold ones to link up for cheap temu crap but they're basically the exact opposite of each other despite being deranged in their own ways
The year is 2136, Elden Ring 7 is released. Bells chime from town to town. A ritual spanning all the way back from 2024 begins. Descendants of Viewers gather once more to simultaneously think positive vibes. Jerma, rises from the ashes once again, to marathon stream the new instalment. The game is beaten, jerma returns to his slumber. Lying in wait for the next release.
Me too, like he said I’m so burnt out from modern gaming culture. It’s so exhausting. You wait for any AAA publisher game, it comes out, it sucks, you wait 4 years for it to be good, rinse and repeat.
easy bake oven, try not to laugh, food taste test, commercial streams, public domain movie night, any comb stream... yeah i've always loved the non-game jerma streams. i think this will be a fun era
I love when Jerma tries to explain himself but makes things so much more complicated than they need to be because of how badly he explains things. He says he's going to ''soft-retire/retire'' but he actually means he's just gonna stop treating streams as a job and stress about it all the time and do what he wants when he wants. He says he's just not excited about games anymore but then makes sure to include games on the list so people don't think he won't play any games at all, so he probably just meant he's not excited about _streaming_ games all the time, not playing games in general.
Even in the "chill streams" he was still very funny, so I'm convinced Jerma can do anything and people would find it interesting. He could literally sit and stare at his wall and people would watch it.
im glad hes doing more of this, we all love jerma more for his personality then his gameplay and seeing him do alot more creative stuff is gonna be fun!
Didn't Jerma learn the first time ages ago when he brought up a collective prayer stream and everyone just started cursing him instead. He was genuinely concerned that many small penis curses might do something.
If Jerma were to let his facial hair grow out a bit more, I think I could see him as a teacher. So long as he isn't put in charge of either Sex-Ed, Art, or English. Or anything above the 6th grade level, for that matter.
he seems like a chill geography teacher to 6 year olds but was never seen again after he accidentally farted during a lesson and all the kids laughed at him so he ran out of the classroom crying
@@kiwamihollienah he’d definitely turn up again three weeks later wearing a fake moustache and a fancy hat, going by the name “Mister Bertleson”. You know exactly what voice he’d use, too.
Jerma985 RUclips Jerma986 Boston Streamer Jerma987 Early Vegas Jerma988 Late Vegas - somewhere around Elden Ring release Jerma989 Now Jerma1000 Will end the world THIS is the reality of the Jerma Project
Jeremy for the love of GOD get people to help you with ideas like the Franks house stream. Im certain you could find people to help with projects you couldnt do yourself. One example i love is Charborg getting a programmer to make games designed around simple concepts like debates or practical effects
Ironically, Skibidi Toilet actually appears to be in its final arc. There's currently a massive battle going on which all the main characters are involved in.
i really wish he did a stream where he just looked through the fan content people made over the years, fits the retirement arc well and i think the fan stuff needs more appreciation than it gets usually
i swear i feel like i can't breathe while watching Jerma. He just keeps interupting himself mid word for 30 seconds before he gets to whatever it is he wanted to say.
I think what Jerma fails to realize is that the majority of us don't watch him for the games he's playing, we watch him because he's HIM. The streams where he just does random shit and talks with chat are honestly the best, and if that's what he wants to do, I'm fully here for it.
I'm excited for the change. I've been exclusively watching VODs and edits for years and only recently started watching him live, so I really wanna be there for streams similar to the infomercial and taste test ones.
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@Cheltie are you happy knowing that since Jerma will stream lesser this year, you will have more breathing area in your fan edits schedules?
this website is actually kinda trash. Admit to selling your data and you cant disable cookies
An Ipad stream where jerma lies in bed with his ipad on his chest and chat picks what videos he falls asleep to
I would love to see him revisit the depths of the app store and play some more grab that auto style games
farting & screaming compilation queued ten times over
falling asleep to northernlion door knob tier list
@@gamblerofrats jerma android trash stream when
He still needs to dodge an axe on stream
That'll be his final stream
I hope and pray for it
we're talking about the guy who thinks he needs some to drop a brick on him as soon as he flatlines so he doesn't get trapped in a super slow motion purgatory. the battle axe better be a prop or it really would be his last stream :(
Ottos-Pogtastic adventure in the works too
35:48
Everything this guy does is uncanny. Like it’s not a white notepad background like you would expect. It’s gray…
This is my fav comment so far
Jerma hasn't seen the direct sun in 3 years, the bright light hurts his eyes. Please don't judge
but honestly its really nice and reduces the strain on your eyes
@@weewoowahooI'm glad he does things a bit different
@@weewoowahooagreed, but it’s not like normal dark mode. He’s such a weirdo I love him.
What reassured me about this stream is learning Jerma did in fact not change and will be streaming still because he can't shut the fuck up to save his life or end his stream even if he wanted to.
You sound upset, why?
He's got a little monkey in his brain that clashes symbols together if he goes without being silly on the internet for too long
@@helpme9339 Lies come naturally to his forked tongue
@@michaelwhit1059did he lie about retirement or just change his mind? Or what did he lie about
And thank GOD that’s the case
i’m not sure what exactly jerma thinks retirement is if “i’m gonna stream and do what i think is cool or funny” constitutes as a change of plans
I'm beginning to think he meant retirement in a metaphorical sense, like retiring his previous way of thinking or what a stream could be.
I think a lot of the things he did and games he played on stream were for the audience's enjoyment, even when he really didnt care for whatever it was
@@Sybato they’re definitely way less intense which is kinda nice.
I feel like he's just turning streaming as a job into streaming as a hobby
@@RoachDoggJR4200he said that word for word in one of his previous streams, so that’s definitely how he’s approaching it :)
I am so fucking excited for him to buy and test out a bunch of cheap plastic infomercial products. This “retirement” arc rocks
Retirement arc has been an absolute banger so far lmao.
Same shit, just slightly less often.
@@Yumais I agree! I think my expectations for this year were tempered by the holiday break/no awards, but this is so much more than I thought we’d be getting
I mean the arc started when he made the stream announcing he would be retiring, since then we've had constant bangers of streams.@@tomato_dragon9585
god i would love for him and cold ones to link up for cheap temu crap but they're basically the exact opposite of each other despite being deranged in their own ways
The grey slide with black text is a crazy thing to me. It's so perfectly distopian. It's like an email you'd get from Joja corp.
Please do not make fun of his basement acquired photosensitivity
It's Chief Creative Officer magic at work.
Joja is a perfectly vibrant and inclusive company.
He's finally going to review packages like he promised
I've been waiting for that since that channel intro was posted
^^^exactly what i was thinking
he's still promising
no blood in the box gag hopefully
RETURN OF #LOOTGET ???
The year is 2136, Elden Ring 7 is released.
Bells chime from town to town. A ritual spanning all the way back from 2024 begins. Descendants of Viewers gather once more to simultaneously think positive vibes. Jerma, rises from the ashes once again, to marathon stream the new instalment.
The game is beaten, jerma returns to his slumber. Lying in wait for the next release.
Awfully optimistic, to think he would perish in the first place
@@bavuh1249that is not dead which can eternal lie…
…and in strange ERENS, even JEX May die
@@bavuh1249Jerma would never allow that to happen
arise ye tarnished
Thats just Dark Souls 3
Dude the fucking positive energy stream needs to happen
We need a positive energy leaderboard 😤
jerma is the only person in history who would write "proficient in Microsoft word and Office Suite" in his CV and it would be a lie
this is making me lose my mind ahahahah
Honestly the streams where he just hangs out and talks are some of my favorite so I’m very happy about this
Me too, like he said I’m so burnt out from modern gaming culture. It’s so exhausting.
You wait for any AAA publisher game, it comes out, it sucks, you wait 4 years for it to be good, rinse and repeat.
unpopular opinion but my enjoyment of jerma streams is inversely proportional to how elaborate they are
react andy > playing games > special streams
@@cid-ic absolutely yes, I agree. I've watched more of him drooling over chat messages than I have of his gameplay or shows
@@cid-ic Jerma try not to laugh stream is one of my favourites of all time, so are his tier list streams.
easy bake oven, try not to laugh, food taste test, commercial streams, public domain movie night, any comb stream... yeah i've always loved the non-game jerma streams. i think this will be a fun era
I love when Jerma tries to explain himself but makes things so much more complicated than they need to be because of how badly he explains things. He says he's going to ''soft-retire/retire'' but he actually means he's just gonna stop treating streams as a job and stress about it all the time and do what he wants when he wants. He says he's just not excited about games anymore but then makes sure to include games on the list so people don't think he won't play any games at all, so he probably just meant he's not excited about _streaming_ games all the time, not playing games in general.
actually a social oddity, this man
i do literally the same thing, might be an adhd thing
This feels like having class with a teacher that’s gonna be let go in a couple of weeks and now class is just chill and fun lol
I can't wait to watch him review vibrators live on stream
Jerma as 26 years old: Strawberry shortcake yay
Jerma now: Where is my vibrater?
He's finally changing platforms to chaturbate
@@goingbozo might not even be necessary considering the way things are going on twitch
@@lambertstarr1218all according to his sordid plan
@@lambertstarr1218 that's true
I wonder if he’ll ever dodge an axe
We all do
He addresses it at 35:48
@@theonlyronno fucking way
Who knew his final form would be a mukbanger
Even in the "chill streams" he was still very funny, so I'm convinced Jerma can do anything and people would find it interesting. He could literally sit and stare at his wall and people would watch it.
“Jerma can make nothing funny” -ster
he would sit and stare and a dong would appear on the wall. if he's not funny enough, he wills comedic elements into existence.
He’s finally gonna review packages like he said in his channel intro
he's never had the same haircut twice i think. he's so whimsical
This stream gets funnier as 2024 goes on
im glad hes doing more of this, we all love jerma more for his personality then his gameplay and seeing him do alot more creative stuff is gonna be fun!
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Gameplay is a strong word for when hes streaming a game
this is forever cemented in my memory as the video i listened to on a bus in wales after throwing up into my hand
He's becoming The Dude
Jerma is the only streamer that would put up a neutral grey screen because he didn't want to have a blank screen
half way through the year and 1% of this list done
2024 has barely started and we already have an amazing horrible singing bit, the world is at peace
you turned this around in not even 3 hours how insane are you
Hustle and grind for Jerma and on germsa
Hustle and grind for Jerma and on germsa
Hustle and grind for Jerma and on germsa
Hustle and grind for Jerma and on germsa
Hustle and grind for Jerma and on germsa
Didn't Jerma learn the first time ages ago when he brought up a collective prayer stream and everyone just started cursing him instead. He was genuinely concerned that many small penis curses might do something.
Weed testing stream incoming
Jerma grows his own strain and sells it
I would ABSOLUTELY smoke a "Jerma985" strain
Jerma rocking that Jesus look now. It’s so over for humanity.
the 2nd coming
He looks like a smash-bros recolor of Jesus
Im loving these luscious locks. He looks like a medieval page boy.
If Jerma were to let his facial hair grow out a bit more, I think I could see him as a teacher. So long as he isn't put in charge of either Sex-Ed, Art, or English. Or anything above the 6th grade level, for that matter.
he seems like a chill geography teacher to 6 year olds but was never seen again after he accidentally farted during a lesson and all the kids laughed at him so he ran out of the classroom crying
@@kiwamihollienah he’d definitely turn up again three weeks later wearing a fake moustache and a fancy hat, going by the name “Mister Bertleson”. You know exactly what voice he’d use, too.
@@kiwamihollie hes the spanish teacher that gets pregnant during vacations
i think if he let his facial hair grow it'd look like he does ACID
he looked like a nerdier john wick one time when he hadn't shaved for a few days. then he kept not shaving and it was a war crime.
11:26 don't come here often and didn't realize Otto was a dog at first which made this SO FUNNY
I feel like im in a zoom meeting with my english professor
the jerma retirement stream is going to be on par with the final chapter of one piece
Far in the distance, but still approaching, unrelentingly.
Got so excited when he said he'll do more 80/90s commercial reactions
Watch him laugh every time he sees a car again
@@wiretheswede and him just being absolutely baffled by the old style of commercials,
He looks like a whole other guy/persona with this angle+hair combo. Hes a doppelganger I swear to god
Jerma985 RUclips
Jerma986 Boston Streamer
Jerma987 Early Vegas
Jerma988 Late Vegas - somewhere around Elden Ring release
Jerma989 Now
Jerma1000 Will end the world
THIS is the reality of the Jerma Project
He's like one degree of seperation from doing a Theo Von look now that I watch it again lmao
I wish we could make Jerma understand that there’s never any obligation. We will probably watch whatever he does, whenever he decides to do it.
Edible stream where he takes a gummy and gets couch locked in his recliner for 30 minutes
boooo!@
Jeremy for the love of GOD get people to help you with ideas like the Franks house stream. Im certain you could find people to help with projects you couldnt do yourself. One example i love is Charborg getting a programmer to make games designed around simple concepts like debates or practical effects
yes!!! and charborg's stuff that finds ways to incorporate chat creatively are so cool too
Ironically, Skibidi Toilet actually appears to be in its final arc. There's currently a massive battle going on which all the main characters are involved in.
DJ toilet died 😢
a final Jerma rumble, it’s finally Gluemans year
"I think a lot of people are not gonna wanna hear this... video games... I LOVE THEM" - Jerma985
5:24
Worst part of retirement is that Ster will never get to teach Jerma PoE :(
I need a long drive sequel
Jerma doesn’t realize that some men just don’t bald
God I'm missing him already
I love that Jerma “retired”. He stepped down like George Washington
george washington hair
I find it funny Jerma’s retirement is just a new arc of his
i really wish he did a stream where he just looked through the fan content people made over the years, fits the retirement arc well and i think the fan stuff needs more appreciation than it gets usually
So happy we got Bionicle on that list
bionicle
swords
Ironically this could be one of the biggest years of his carrer.
He's retiring into the reaction streamer lifestyle, he's such a grandpa ❤
Based physical instrument
Cannot wait for the clay eating stream!!!!
cheltie actually insane with the edits fr
these are gonna be some super cozy streams. really looking forward to this era of Our Psycho™
2:14 another cmon gwyn for my collection
cant wait for the sleeping on the couch stream! 2024 is gonna be THE year!!
Father slay him! ✨
im so fucking high eating taco, I thought this was a q1 shareholders meeting on the rest of jerma's career
ACTUALLY SO HYPED ABOUT COOKING STREAMS PLEEEEASE LET THAT BE REAL
If jerma actually does some of these things I genuinely think they would be some of the all time best streams of his. Purely from a comedy perspective
Morbius hair arc
Can't wait for the baseball stretch test stream.
I cannot visualize Jerma in winter clothes, that's beyond my imagination
He'd better not chop off the Jermullet
Not the jermullet
I love the Jerma syllabus stream
Jerma Direct 1-16-24
I don't know why Jerma just doesn't do a Bob Ross paint-a-long stream
Ever since he got a grandad comfy chair, I've been worried about mortality every day.
heart fluttered when the facecam turned on i need to be put down like a stray dog
It’s a little somber seeing all the attendance of the Jerma theater have left
Great Value Liquid Snake
unironically a jerma reading body doubling stream would go so hard 16:57
he looks like a beautiful peasant from the 1600s
As the last stream he should do the baseball stream with ball fondler because it doesn't matter if he gets banned, its his last stream anyway.
jerma going full riff raff hulk hogan with that hair
i swear i feel like i can't breathe while watching Jerma. He just keeps interupting himself mid word for 30 seconds before he gets to whatever it is he wanted to say.
I hope he’s dead serious about shaving off the top of his head and leaving the sides for a bit
he'll be back to full time when elden ring dlc drops next month 😂
I feel like i'm at a company meeting.
Jerma you're scaring me. More than usual.
Truly LAST FAREWELL TOUR! GET TICKETS NOW of streaming universe
His serial killer transformation gets more and more perfect with that hair
This man is talking about 15-20 mph winds localized entirely in his stream room
I had no idea that Grotto Beasts would be so short-lived as a product, I'm so upset, I should've ordered a copy when we had the chance :'(
20:00 HES STARTING A CULT
I think what Jerma fails to realize is that the majority of us don't watch him for the games he's playing, we watch him because he's HIM. The streams where he just does random shit and talks with chat are honestly the best, and if that's what he wants to do, I'm fully here for it.
I'm excited for the change. I've been exclusively watching VODs and edits for years and only recently started watching him live, so I really wanna be there for streams similar to the infomercial and taste test ones.
honestly as long as he does like one or two more ultrakill streams i will have zero complaints
He looks like he’s streaming from a wheelchair
He looks like Kevin Shields from My Bloody Valentine
Jerma wants to become Kiryu Kazuma and stream all the wacky Yakuza mini games IRL - the stream
The deathbed subathon is such a funny idea someone must do it
i was so afraid that jerma would just stop streaming but this is the best possible reality
For real I'm so happy 🙏
Can't wait for the Jerma985 adult toy review stream
grand illusions andy
Finally, the REAL Baseball Stream