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I have never seen this dude before, I thought his nails would be horrendously chewed to the point where they were misshapen or something, but no. He had perfectly normal nails (especially if you are used to guitar players who like using their nails). Apparently some people just project their nail fetish and gay panic boners as being his fault somehow instead of their own damn responsibility. Ugh.
I actually never noticed his fingernails before, they're not THAT long. I mean, there's a little free edge, but I don't find them even that noticeable. I've seen men with much longer ones.
U know, I never noticed either lol I was too busy watching for the actual content and enjoying it. I think ppl that notice things and blow then out of proportion, they just seem like uneducated and highly miserable ppl. Honestly.
the slightly longish nails come across as quite manicured and refined, not disgusting at all. be proud of your elegant hands man, it's a very cool look!
The first time I saw my co-worker watching review brah I said, "This is the boring & stupid." Now I listen to the VORW International Podcast regularly. The hiatus is killing me.
This popped up on my recommended. I have no idea who he is and yet I find myself wondering how people even noticed his fingernails and why everyone seems to have such strong opinions about them
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing? Maybe people are telling him to cut them since it’s not often you’ll see guys with longer nails? But his aren’t even that long/ bad at all. I think people are overreacting.
I really like how he stands by the things he likes. He likes his finger nails long? He keeps them. He likes vintage suits? He wears them! No matter what people say. Way to go man! 🙌🏻 more people should be like that.
@@perrycoffey5410😆 You might be quite surprised. As a cishet male, with long fingernails most of my life, I've never had any complaints, and more than a few compliments. Just keep them clean and well manicured, and most of the ladies have no issue with them.
I was genuinely looking for a comment saying how handsome he is, because he is. He has the face & body for high fashion modeling...which not many people have the qualifications to do
I keep my fingernails long for the same reason and I admire this man. I've always found it amusing how much people let the length of somebody else's fingernails bother them. It's a very efficient way to weed out the simpletons who aren't worth my time.
I hope Reviewbrah's nails grow so long that they reach out and touch every single person that left a comment about them. In their homes, their places of work and business, at their weddings, their graduations, etc.
"The pale skin, the long hideous fingernails, the oversized suit hanging of your skeletal frame. You're like a fast food Nosferatu" Wow, I mean, that's exactly how I wanna look.
TheReportOfTheWeek Honestly i didnt thought there is one person out there who actually hates the feeling when the Skin of the fingers come in touch with something too, i think the same way but i actually cut them because i think its disgusting to keep them that long i atleast let my Fingernails 1mm so its just fine
Im the opposite, i don't like the sensation of having my nails long, and I've always wondered how people could go about the day with long nails "getting in the way" but I've sometimes wished i had the ability to get over it myself. Yay for doing whatever you want in life.
As a retired Nail Tech who did completions, your nails are exactly what I would look for in a model to work on. I honestly believe that girls envy them, and guys are afraid of them because they are not ones you see on many hands. Rock those nails! To me, they are perfection. For all the haters, get a life.
My thoughts exactly! We need more glorious well taken care of nails like that around. No one bothers beauty gurus about having claws glued to the ends of their fingers. That's extra. His nails are just more majestic than the average man's.
Women who grow out their armpit & leg hair get this same sort of intolerance too. Our society has instilled the idea that only certain things are acceptable for men & other things only acceptable for women.
I admit when I came across your channel and started watching ( I'm a sub now ) for a bit , I did notice your fingernails but mainly because I'm just a very observant individual as it is. Up until seeing this video I did think it was strange but I was never angered or thought less of you. I appreciate you taking the time to explain and you do take care of them. So you have opened my eyes too and people just need to get a grip and not worry so much about other people but care about themselves. I will do the same and just because someone doesn't follow the " norms " doesn't mean they are different it means they are an individual. Thank you for humbling me even more then I usually am. This video was actually profound. As long as we breathe there are always lessons to be learned. Tolerance is a big one.
You know what, at first I was like “this guy is kind of a weirdo/dork” but I have come to really appreciate his uniqueness. Interesting and unapologetically authentic people like yourself make this world a cool place.
My diagnosis as a nail tech: a high hyponychium (the skin under the nail) that’s why he doesn’t like the feeling is of the skin underneath being exposed
Hi, we don't look after them, we just don't bite them, and just cut it when they break or are too long, it's not that much effort, actually it's less effort them keeping them short
My wife and I never noticed your fingernails! I don't know how decent people like yourself can put up with low lifes like these trolls. I think it is their way to have something they say to be seen by others. They are sad, sad people who I'd bet never make anything of themselves. Keep up the good work young man!
Tiffany Jade I was talking about how people refer to him as Our lord and savior aka God...cause he was here before all of us why tf would I think a politician in 300 B.C??
Your sarcasm and polite way of insulting the people insulting you just got you a sub. Good job dude. Also, if you keep eating fast food the suits won’t be too large anymore. No worries dude.
Fast food never helped anyone. What he might want (if he cares) is a nutritionist to help him gain. It would likely be a rough start, just like with any major diet change, but once someone gets into the routine and habit of a healthy lifestyle change, it soon enough becomes second nature.
Fast food would just make him fat, if he finished anything. Honestly I can't take 1bite with out feeling sick I don't blame him for throwing it out after tasting enough of it for the review.
So do you like smacking the tips of your nails on everything you touch? I don't. When i'm typing I don't want to constantly be putting pressure from my nail bending backward on every key press. Also having to clean them constantly seems like a huge waste of time.
Your reason for keeping them long makes perfect sense! I'm the opposite, I keep my nails really short because I despise the sensation of my nails touching certain textures/fabrics.
Hello, I'm a teenager from Taiwan, it is surprising that your videos have Chinese subtitles. Therefore, I watch your videos for practicing English. Your pronounces and tones are quit comfortable to listen. Don't be bothered by those ridiculous comments, it's good to be yourself.
@@JihadBunnydickI think he meant he’s surprised that there are multiple languages available for the captions on his videos, most usually only have captions available in the original language of the video
Im an introvert and i hate most people but I really want to be his friend in real life. His presence just seems really peaceful and like a breath of fresh air.
He seems like a good influence you know doing stuff not illegal like my friends i dont find stuff like that stealing vaping and i just say nah i dont want to over and over. Also his humor and he seems able to take a joke that isnt way too far
People who use that profile picture that you are using on youtube should be killed I swear, out of every other image you could use as your profile picture....you ise the same generic one...change it, god dam change it
I love it when you critique your comments!! Your expressions and demeanor have me cracking up! Forget the haters and keep doing you and what you love to do!!
On a serious note, anyone who listens to your explanation and doesn't understand is a liar. When you have longer fingernails for a period of time the tips of your fingers do become hyper sensitive. I think many people don't realize this and are so irritated because he's obviously well groomed yet longer fingernails in men is assumed as a grooming oversight. It's an unfair discrimination if you ask me.
I went from biting my nails to letting them grow back and forth and the initial feeling is very weird. If you let them grow and tap the desk it feels weird that it doesn't touch your fingertips anymore, but if you cut them, suddenly the mushy feeling is back and the part where your nail used to be gets so cold and exposed
I hsve grow paranoid over my nails because of the times I clawed someone playing basketball. I hate the damn feeling and sound of cutting them, I need to take a hot shower otherwise they don't get clipped.
There’s something truly Intriguing about you I must say. I just stumbled upon you and your videos like 10 mins ago and I can honestly say your very unique. You have 2 million followers which shows me a lot of other ppl can agree with me. I like you and I’m going to support you and your videos. ❤️❤️ don’t listen to ignorant ppl. Buddha teaches us that the opinions of others show us who they truly are and how we react to those opinions and comments shows who we truly are. You are not bothered and it’s very invigorating.
It's not inherently problematic but there is a perceived connotation of a claw-like dexterousness combined with an uncanny ghoulishly feminine appearance given Brah's unique overall hand structure.
You seem like a great human being. This is the first video of yours I’ve watched. It seems already like we need more people in the world like you. Free to be themselves.
'What a paradox that is....' I literally just discovered you and your channel and you are 1) gorgeous, 2) hilarious, 3) so soothing to listen to with your beautiful command of the English language and varied vocabulary, and 4) one of my new favourite RUclipsrs. The persona you have created, your witty reviews, your insistence on wearing terribly tailored yet hugely endearing business attire and decades old tie styles and your natural comic timing are priceless. Bravo. I am a fan ❤
His own way of reacting to mean comments, in a very sensible and funny way, are so admirable. Such a calm and kind-hearted person towards those who are insensitive and cold-hearted people. Hats off and respect to you brother.
How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways... I have admired and crushed on you for so very long. Why? Your intellect, your obvious education and exposure to etiquette, your wit and sense of humor, your unique and fascinating ability to stay true to yourself in spite of all the oppressing and mandatory (mostly made-up and self-invented) social rules surrounding us all. But, you stay true to who you are and what pleases you, without holding yourself up along side the would be critics, because YOU made your own mold. Oh how I admire you for that fact. John, the attention over finger nails puzzles me greatly. It also speaks volumes about how observant these malcontents are, when you consider your finger nails have ALWAYS been a longer length, for the many, many, years you have been on video. I wonder what they were really focusing on during that past era of history. I could actually write a bio on you because I have always found you THAT interesting and worth paying attention to. Your ability to entertain and hold the attention of others is a gift. Your personal style and physical presentation has always been impeccable and flawless. Please never change that lovable and likable soul that makes you the True Star that you are. Everytime I see that adorable face or hear your endearing voice, it brings a smile to my face. I always know something smart will be spoken and more wit and personality will be shared, and the world will feel like a better place, because of YOU being in it. John, you are a one-of-a-kind treasure, that I feel privileged to have experienced. Thank You ❤ Your Friend in California P.S. You have beautiful hands. If my Grandmother were living she would have noticed your long and graceful fingers and asked you if you ever played a piano. I remember her always noticing long attractive fingers on people we would run across during our busy days together. Just another appealing and charming feature that you are blessed to have. 💕
I'm a classical guitarist. So I have long nails too, but only on one hand, and they're contoured to one side. And every time I meet someone I need to explain them. I know your pain
It's kinda weird that people are being mean over fingernails. They're clean. It's not like he has yellowing grotesque neck beard infected claws. I think those nail clippers are super cute. Also his nails look nice
Dang now I feel bad. I commented about the nails not too long ago as I just stumbled on the channel. I'm soo sorry man! I greatly appreciate you sharing and being honest. Again I apologize! It was very ignorant of me.
There will always be ppl who in their miserable lives want to tear down others. In my 57 yrs Ive come to appreciate 1 very noticeable trait in ppl I'd call happy. They are always the most sharing & they are always mice to everyone around them as a general temperment. You fit this category. As for the former type well live your happy life well, forget about those unfortunate angry ppl & count yourself lucky.
It breaks my heart to see people so nice and polite get genuinely upset over people calling them this sort of stuff. Protect this man and get it together y’all
It's absolutely ridiculous that people would become so angry over a man having longer fingernails, when I guarantee you that those same people wouldn't think twice if they saw a woman with nails of the same length. For some reason, nail length is associated with femininity, even though they're really just there to protect the tips of our fingers and be used as helpful tools. And that's it, folks! It has nothing to do with masculinity or femininity. You keep doing you!
Instagram thots: **Have literal claws that make Wolverine look like he has needles** People: Sexy Reviewbrah: **Has fingernails past finger tips** People: So you have chosen *death*
I have disagree on em, Review brah is the pinnacle of sexy. Instagram thots are just women taking ass picks while having people simp for em. On the other hand, even if he does the smallest thing, people treat him like he's the messiah (he is) and make memes out of him.
I have to honestly say, you are great the way to are! This is exactly why I raise all 3 of my kids in an open, loving, none judgmental environment! There is so much hate in this world! Let everyone be who they are, how exactly is that affecting you? Thank you for your calmness and honesty! God bless!
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You seem more lively and less depressed this week.
TheReportOfTheWeek i 💝 your finger nail!!!!!
Have a pleasant afternoon sir
TheReportOfTheWeek you should be a memes announcer right after the news
TheReportOfTheWeek cook your own pizza, cut it with your fingernails, and then review it.
This dude not only made a video about fingernails entertaining, he actually delivered a good motivational message about individuality. Great job.
Agreed!
As someone with koilonychia I would take a life to have this man's fingernails
And look at the bright side- nobody would ever accuse him of being a lesbian.
Right?!
I just watched 16 minutes of a guy talking about his long finger nails. My time was not wasted
Ikr
I've had longer B)
I have never seen this dude before, I thought his nails would be horrendously chewed to the point where they were misshapen or something, but no. He had perfectly normal nails (especially if you are used to guitar players who like using their nails). Apparently some people just project their nail fetish and gay panic boners as being his fault somehow instead of their own damn responsibility. Ugh.
I actually never noticed his fingernails before, they're not THAT long. I mean, there's a little free edge, but I don't find them even that noticeable. I've seen men with much longer ones.
U know, I never noticed either lol I was too busy watching for the actual content and enjoying it. I think ppl that notice things and blow then out of proportion, they just seem like uneducated and highly miserable ppl. Honestly.
I have much longer finger nails, and I dont even know why is this so wrong, I think its cool
I didn't notice because it doesn't matter who cares!
But did you cut your fingernails?
It's funny because nobody said anything if woman has a nail like him but some people freaks out when a male has the same fingernails instead
the slightly longish nails come across as quite manicured and refined, not disgusting at all. be proud of your elegant hands man, it's a very cool look!
They’re short, not slightly longish. That’s when you go past a quarter of an inch.
They truly are always clean so I have no problems 🤷🏻♀️
i've never been so obsessed with a person
Relatable, have a nice day.
@@s.i2898 sī
The first time I saw my co-worker watching review brah I said, "This is the boring & stupid." Now I listen to the VORW International Podcast regularly.
The hiatus is killing me.
this is an underrated comment its just too accurate
He has h
This popped up on my recommended. I have no idea who he is and yet I find myself wondering how people even noticed his fingernails and why everyone seems to have such strong opinions about them
Same. I clicked thinking he was gonna have raptor claws or something.
0/10.
Me too! I was like how long are his fingernails gonna be and they were only slightly long.
s a m e .
Same here, and it's just fkn nails what's wrong with themmmm
💯 EXACTLY
I didn’t even notice the nails? They aren’t that long and they don’t really bother me
Hi cousin!!! 🙋🙋🙋 O have the same last name as you in real life! 🤣
Me: -clicks video-
Also me: What nails?
Exactly. Cmon brah, don't cut your nails if you don't want to, they look cool in you while you keep them clean, and I think you are *really* clean
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing? Maybe people are telling him to cut them since it’s not often you’ll see guys with longer nails? But his aren’t even that long/ bad at all. I think people are overreacting.
Woww didn't notice it XD
I really like how he stands by the things he likes. He likes his finger nails long? He keeps them. He likes vintage suits? He wears them! No matter what people say. Way to go man! 🙌🏻 more people should be like that.
Women definitely don't want long nails on a guy
@@perrycoffey5410Well it suits him imo 😁 I like ‘em! Clean piano fingers are lovely 😊
@@perrycoffey5410Different women like different things.
Plus, why should he comb his hair, or choose a certain color of socks because of women?
@@perrycoffey5410😆 You might be quite surprised.
As a cishet male, with long fingernails most of my life, I've never had any complaints, and more than a few compliments.
Just keep them clean and well manicured, and most of the ladies have no issue with them.
@@perrycoffey5410 women aren't a monolith, you know that right?
Honestly, this is the first time I ever noticed your nails. Now I'll be staring them the whole time, and wondering what powers they store.
WilsonEatsASMR same man I never noticed it before
Same
Its a direct correlation to his power. The longer the more powerful. i'd says he's at 75% power as of this video. (it doesn't bother me at all)
WilsonEatsASMR Same here...never noticed his fingernails, and I've watched many reviews.
WilsonEatsASMR same
This man is barely in his 20s and he already sounds like an expensive Ivy League highly rated professor
Ivy League universities aren’t the best. ;D
Say Lol but they are
@@reecefullerton4252 Nope. The education is not really "the best".
@Say that’s opinion based my dude.
@@gioflores Nah, not really. You have to look at the education, etc.
Sometimes, there is no other "opinion". But if you think so, okay. ^^
I wanna be friends with this guy so bad. Such a good dude.
Me to he would be a chill dude
Get him high
Nice Kurt Cobain profile pic
Rip Kurt
Kurt Cobsin would have wrote a song about him.
This dude is a comedic genius. His non aggressive jokes and self awareness is unmatched.
Is it just me, or could he be a model? He is uniquely handsome, which I feel modeling agencies look for
He really could model
I was looking for this comment
I was genuinely looking for a comment saying how handsome he is, because he is. He has the face & body for high fashion modeling...which not many people have the qualifications to do
truee
unfortunately he is probably too short
"you're like a fast food nosferatu" LMFAO CRYING
Loooooll
😂😂😂
Color me blue and black, but what exactly is noisefurandtwo?
@@Matt_Diesel vampire. Nosferatu, a great vampire movie by Werner Herzog starring Klaus Kinski.
Yep me too, good shit!😂😂😂
Hearing ReviewBruh even say the word ass gave me the chills.
Cody Shannon amen brother
0:50
I love the way New Englanders say Ass, the rest of us bore me with it
I nearly busted a whole nut
Yeah how come he didn't censor it.
I really appreciate that he doesn't cut his talking! How rare, makes him appear so confident and well-spoken
Reviewbrah teaching an entire generation of youtubers that it's okay to be yourself.
The hallmark of a humble human-being is the ability to accept criticism without becoming angry, obsessed or depressed.
teaching an entire generation of youtubers the biggest lie of the 21st century
Atone SB It’s not ok.
@@Premod but it's ok to be yourself though
this man is an absolute legend. his humor is so dry and the sarcasm is so strong. amazing.
The weirdest part of this video is him reading the slang in the comments.
i think thats the funniest part and im from nyc
*The best part
Has me dying
Have me cracking up! Tears coming out of my eyes!!
It's his,
own personality.
I keep my fingernails long for the same reason and I admire this man. I've always found it amusing how much people let the length of somebody else's fingernails bother them. It's a very efficient way to weed out the simpletons who aren't worth my time.
I hope Reviewbrah's nails grow so long that they reach out and touch every single person that left a comment about them. In their homes, their places of work and business, at their weddings, their graduations, etc.
😂😂
What a creepy image 💀💀
HAHAH YES
Underrated comment
this is so random and hilarious🤣🤣
This kid is comfortable in his own skin. We can learn something about that from this crazy video topic. You keep doing you, ROTW. Nails and all. 🙂
“Fast food Nosferatu” is probably the most apt description about this man.
"The pale skin, the long hideous fingernails, the oversized suit hanging of your skeletal frame. You're like a fast food Nosferatu"
Wow, I mean, that's exactly how I wanna look.
Nosferatu is the best and probably first movie vampire.
The teachers showed it to us in fifth grade. It was so cool.
Reviewbrah fears NO MAN.
i am no man
With nails like those, he has nothing to fear.
666
Reviewbrah EATS those hate comments faster than he eats his food
Can someone please explain why u call him reviewbruh
Happy Tuesday! Today I look at the controversy surrounding my fingernails and why I keep them at the length I do. POLL At 14:24 mark.
TheReportOfTheWeek Honestly i didnt thought there is one person out there who actually hates the feeling when the Skin of the fingers come in touch with something too, i think the same way but i actually cut them because i think its disgusting to keep them that long i atleast let my Fingernails 1mm so its just fine
Feels bad man
Run on empty
TheReportOfTheWeek - Thanks for addressing your nails. And if your toenails are long please cut them as well. 👍🏼👍🏼
Im the opposite, i don't like the sensation of having my nails long, and I've always wondered how people could go about the day with long nails "getting in the way" but I've sometimes wished i had the ability to get over it myself. Yay for doing whatever you want in life.
He protecc,
He attacc,
But most importantly,
He can scratch your bacc.
Tammy Campbell what the fuck? learn to spell
@@gbangerlove not familiar with that particular meme, eh?
Misspelling isn’t a meme. If so then the meme itself is misspelled by someone less educated then the common.
FryManAuty Vlogs Oh, chill out. I can probably spell better than you. It's a meme people use, mostly about dogs. It's how dogs spell. 😄
@@gbangerlove *than
As a retired Nail Tech who did completions, your nails are exactly what I would look for in a model to work on. I honestly believe that girls envy them, and guys are afraid of them because they are not ones you see on many hands. Rock those nails! To me, they are perfection. For all the haters, get a life.
I thought he could be a hand model as well, his hand and fingers looking pretty
The opening needs to be remixed. And if you clip your nails, please review the nail clipper, ReviewBrah.
YOOOO ITS MY BOI
Brah, don’t let any peasant tell you what to do with your glorious talons.
Amanda M lol best comment
My thoughts exactly! We need more glorious well taken care of nails like that around. No one bothers beauty gurus about having claws glued to the ends of their fingers. That's extra. His nails are just more majestic than the average man's.
Now that's a comment fkn love it 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🙌
Lmao I'm gonna start calling my nails talons now.
😂
Why am I so intrigued by him??? He looks like a male Lorde? Just me?
He does lol
DUDE HE DOES 😶😶
Duuuuude! 😂😂😂
Almost
Omg he does
Women who grow out their armpit & leg hair get this same sort of intolerance too. Our society has instilled the idea that only certain things are acceptable for men & other things only acceptable for women.
My man here even blocks out the haters names....he's too good for us😐
Amen
This dude manages to simultaneously look 85 and 12
I guess
Yooooo that's what I was thinking
Well we know he has to be in at least his 20s because his voice had broken even 9 years ago.
@@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 he's 24
19 or 48
I swear this dude is an amazing comedian
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if this is all an act, he is the greatest comedic mind of all time.
HES HILARIOUS
Kind of like Andy Kaufman was. You didn’t quite know if Andy was being himself or a character.
I admit when I came across your channel and started watching ( I'm a sub now ) for a bit , I did notice your fingernails but mainly because I'm just a very observant individual as it is. Up until seeing this video I did think it was strange but I was never angered or thought less of you. I appreciate you taking the time to explain and you do take care of them. So you have opened my eyes too and people just need to get a grip and not worry so much about other people but care about themselves. I will do the same and just because someone doesn't follow the " norms " doesn't mean they are different it means they are an individual. Thank you for humbling me even more then I usually am. This video was actually profound. As long as we breathe there are always lessons to be learned. Tolerance is a big one.
Though his talons are unnerving,
His character's unswerving.
He's of much success deserving,
Reviewbrah for the win!
I can hear that with the Adam's Family tune.
You are a poet MASTER BATeman!
Look, your problem is not your fingernails.
It’s your compete lack of a wristwatch.
Holy shit, you just opened my third eye.
Ok how do i not realise that before......
Reviewbrah duuude you need to see this comment
Indeed !
Damn it, you’re absolutely correct. He needs this. Damn..
You know what, at first I was like “this guy is kind of a weirdo/dork” but I have come to really appreciate his uniqueness. Interesting and unapologetically authentic people like yourself make this world a cool place.
Same id rather have a unique person being themselves instead of the thousands of other idiotic douchebag bro youtubers, I seriously hate them
Same... I have come to respect him more than most. He is authentic...
@Rea Dude has a personality and style. That's why.
He's the son of Christopher Walkin... those eyes.
Always good to know there are people who automatically put people like us in the "weirdo/dork" category xDD
I always thought his nails were really pretty and elegant looking. It adds flare. :O
My diagnosis as a nail tech: a high hyponychium (the skin under the nail) that’s why he doesn’t like the feeling is of the skin underneath being exposed
Interesting insight. I went straight to Google.
Thatz me
Yes! I also have a high hyponychium, but since I’m femme no one thinks my nails are too long. 🙄 🤦🏻♀️
His nails are pretty and not even long.
As a nail biter, I'm actually quite impressed and envious of your nails. Good on you for having the discipline to look after them!
Same
Sameee
Hi, we don't look after them, we just don't bite them, and just cut it when they break or are too long, it's not that much effort, actually it's less effort them keeping them short
As a person who plays guitar and have to cut the nails, I'm really envious
Same
"Fast Food Nosferatu" is a great name, you should run with it and made a second channel.
FilthyManatee
Yeah that would be a great and fun name
Yes
Halloween special?
It has both alliteration and assonance, genius.
He HAS TO dress up as Nosferatu for Halloween!
My wife and I never noticed your fingernails! I don't know how decent people like yourself can put up with low lifes like these trolls. I think it is their way to have something they say to be seen by others. They are sad, sad people who I'd bet never make anything of themselves. Keep up the good work young man!
I imagine these trolls being given a new SUV.
"I don't like it. There's a couple of spots of mud on the tire"
"11 years ago" he meant in 1678
He meant 300 B.C😭
@@Sossv_6000 u ruined it. the joke is because he dresses and looks like a 1764 politician not a cave man
Tiffany Jade I’m not talking about that....
Tiffany Jade I was talking about how people refer to him as Our lord and savior aka God...cause he was here before all of us why tf would I think a politician in 300 B.C??
I bet he lived with Shakespeare lol
Your sarcasm and polite way of insulting the people insulting you just got you a sub. Good job dude.
Also, if you keep eating fast food the suits won’t be too large anymore. No worries dude.
Ok your joking but he eats like 3 bites and throws it away
Fast food never helped anyone. What he might want (if he cares) is a nutritionist to help him gain. It would likely be a rough start, just like with any major diet change, but once someone gets into the routine and habit of a healthy lifestyle change, it soon enough becomes second nature.
Reviewbrah triggered
Fast food would just make him fat, if he finished anything. Honestly I can't take 1bite with out feeling sick I don't blame him for throwing it out after tasting enough of it for the review.
The suits are not large you know? Old style suits are baggy/loose
why do i relate with the whole “barrier between your skin and the things you touch” i feel so uncomfortable without long-ish nails
Omg yes. Every time I break my nail it ruins my whole mood and I never touch anything with that finger 😭
Stuffie K yea..true i just- uh idk how to describe that weird feeling
im the opposite😭 that’s why i cant every ferry long nails it makes my stomach hurt to not touch w my actual skin
So do you like smacking the tips of your nails on everything you touch? I don't. When i'm typing I don't want to constantly be putting pressure from my nail bending backward on every key press. Also having to clean them constantly seems like a huge waste of time.
Cries. I pick at my nails until theyre nubs
Your reason for keeping them long makes perfect sense! I'm the opposite, I keep my nails really short because I despise the sensation of my nails touching certain textures/fabrics.
I really respect your style and how you treat yourself, I’m not joking, honestly!
Same :)
poida say what you want
poida he's a-countin' all them RUclips subscriptions
I positively love this kid. 16 minutes about fingernails. He's just all kinds of kickass.
Great comment
0:00- 0:09 Me talking to myself in the mirror
Choke Dolly hahaha.. I had to go back and see that again to remember what he said.. I'm dead!!! 😂😂
Choke Dolly respect
Self degredation memes
Choke Dolly nooooo😂😭
Choke Dolly do ya need somewhere to vent?
Im here for ya buddy
Love your reviews, your sense of humor and your self confidence not to be bothered by mean comments.
Hello, I'm a teenager from Taiwan, it is surprising that your videos have Chinese subtitles. Therefore, I watch your videos for practicing English.
Your pronounces and tones are quit comfortable to listen.
Don't be bothered by those ridiculous comments, it's good to be yourself.
Maybe your caption settings are on?
@@JihadBunnydickI think he meant he’s surprised that there are multiple languages available for the captions on his videos, most usually only have captions available in the original language of the video
I know this is from 3 years ago but good job on your English, from what I've seen you're doing very well.
I
One day you will be asked to go on an American game show and know everything about the fast food novelty menu items category
Im an introvert and i hate most people but I really want to be his friend in real life. His presence just seems really peaceful and like a breath of fresh air.
Perfect dude!
Me too
he does seem like a chill funny dude
Sounds gay
He seems like a good influence you know doing stuff not illegal like my friends i dont find stuff like that stealing vaping and i just say nah i dont want to over and over. Also his humor and he seems able to take a joke that isnt way too far
Well, I guess its safe to say that he really NAILED this video.
700t haha yes 😂
😂
H a h a
Y e a h I s e e w h a t y o u d i d t h e r e
700t r/iseewhatyoudidthere
People who use that profile picture that you are using on youtube should be killed I swear, out of every other image you could use as your profile picture....you ise the same generic one...change it, god dam change it
words cannot describe how much i love this man, like god damN
he has the good vibes that no one else has
I love it when you critique your comments!! Your expressions and demeanor have me cracking up! Forget the haters and keep doing you and what you love to do!!
😂
I seriously died at the way you read their comments. You made THEM look like fools! Would love to be your friend, Reviewbrah! Keep it going!
On a serious note, anyone who listens to your explanation and doesn't understand is a liar. When you have longer fingernails for a period of time the tips of your fingers do become hyper sensitive. I think many people don't realize this and are so irritated because he's obviously well groomed yet longer fingernails in men is assumed as a grooming oversight. It's an unfair discrimination if you ask me.
Oh i didn't know that! Poor guy!
I completely understand where he is coming from. If I break a nail and it is short it is quite bothersome and I don't like the sensation either. 💅
Same and I am a guy
I went from biting my nails to letting them grow back and forth and the initial feeling is very weird. If you let them grow and tap the desk it feels weird that it doesn't touch your fingertips anymore, but if you cut them, suddenly the mushy feeling is back and the part where your nail used to be gets so cold and exposed
I hsve grow paranoid over my nails because of the times I clawed someone playing basketball. I hate the damn feeling and sound of cutting them, I need to take a hot shower otherwise they don't get clipped.
There’s something truly
Intriguing about you I must say. I just stumbled upon you and your videos like 10 mins ago and I can honestly say your very unique. You have 2 million followers which shows me a lot of other ppl can agree with me. I like you and I’m going to support you and your videos. ❤️❤️ don’t listen to ignorant ppl.
Buddha teaches us that the opinions of others show us who they truly are and how we react to those opinions and comments shows who we truly are. You are not bothered and it’s very invigorating.
His finger nails aren't dirty nor excessively long.. I'm not understanding what the problem is.
I don't see a damn guitar anywhere
Views brah...views
It's not inherently problematic but there is a perceived connotation of a claw-like dexterousness combined with an uncanny ghoulishly feminine appearance given Brah's unique overall hand structure.
Shag504 my nails grow freakishly fast, so i always have pretty long nails, it gets embarrassing lol
TehGreenDino do they grow faster when u feel the urge to kill?
I love how he turns all of the mean comments into jokes and basically roast the people who comment
Your videos are honestly the only videos that make me actually laugh out loud, thank you for the great content
I want to see this dude get his own TV show. It would be amazing.
Same here!
You seem like a great human being. This is the first video of yours I’ve watched. It seems already like we need more people in the world like you. Free to be themselves.
'What a paradox that is....' I literally just discovered you and your channel and you are 1) gorgeous, 2) hilarious, 3) so soothing to listen to with your beautiful command of the English language and varied vocabulary, and 4) one of my new favourite RUclipsrs. The persona you have created, your witty reviews, your insistence on wearing terribly tailored yet hugely endearing business attire and decades old tie styles and your natural comic timing are priceless. Bravo. I am a fan ❤
If you enjoy those qualities about him I suggest you peruse the collection of filums by *the man* John MacLean.
I like it too, but it's no persona I am sure. He is genuine.
@Connor Todd that is true.
He sounds like gatsby and I’m here for it
*rapid nail clicking*
"Title card."
*rapid nail clicking continues*
HurricQaneHomer9 weqq
What?
puma lol
HurricaneHomer9 savage moment.
His own way of reacting to mean comments, in a very sensible and funny way, are so admirable.
Such a calm and kind-hearted person towards those who are insensitive and cold-hearted people.
Hats off and respect to you brother.
How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways... I have admired and crushed on you for so very long. Why? Your intellect, your obvious education and exposure to etiquette, your wit and sense of humor, your unique and fascinating ability to stay true to yourself in spite of all the oppressing and mandatory (mostly made-up and self-invented) social rules surrounding us all. But, you stay true to who you are and what pleases you, without holding yourself up along side the would be critics, because YOU made your own mold. Oh how I admire you for that fact.
John, the attention over finger nails puzzles me greatly. It also speaks volumes about how observant these malcontents are, when you consider your finger nails have ALWAYS been a longer length, for the many, many, years you have been on video. I wonder what they were really focusing on during that past era of history.
I could actually write a bio on you because I have always found you THAT interesting and worth paying attention to.
Your ability to entertain and hold the attention of others is a gift. Your personal style and physical presentation has always been impeccable and flawless.
Please never change that lovable and likable soul that makes you the True Star that you are. Everytime I see that adorable face or hear your endearing voice, it brings a smile to my face. I always know something smart will be spoken and more wit and personality will be shared, and the world will feel like a better place, because of YOU being in it.
John, you are a one-of-a-kind treasure, that I feel privileged to have experienced.
Thank You ❤
Your Friend in California
P.S. You have beautiful hands. If my Grandmother were living she would have noticed your long and graceful fingers and asked you if you ever played a piano. I remember her always noticing long attractive fingers on people we would run across during our busy days together. Just another appealing and charming feature that you are blessed to have. 💕
Isn't it fascinating that if he was female, nobody would complain about his fingernails.
Says who 😂😂 everyone who dosent like long nails will complain dosent matter female or male
@@sararocks6582 says most. I mean, look at the nail salon industry.
This may sound weird but everyone always talk things about me because I have long nails and I’m a man but they’re so long they fall by itself
@@charmingman20 boy that sounds discusting
Seven Kent 😂
You are awesome. I am 60 years old and so appreciate your professionalism. Do you own thing. Peace
Do your own thing.
Hi
R u 61 yet
011235 8 lmfaooooooo I was about to ask this 😂😂
Peace
I'm a classical guitarist. So I have long nails too, but only on one hand, and they're contoured to one side. And every time I meet someone I need to explain them. I know your pain
Andrew Jatib same here.. sooo boring
Really? That's interesting. I learned something new.
Same bro.
Guitar hands are beautiful! GUITAR HANDS MATTER!!!
No sarcasm ❣️
I think you are one in a million, just really entertaining, smart and witty.
Everyone to a girl: I love your long fingernails
Everyone to a guy: your long fingernails are disgusting.
when a women have short nails: why don't they grow? how disgusting.
when a men have long nails: disgusting cut them !
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Sir Review Brah's nails are like whiskers to a cat. They are for agility and balance. He is fluid
It's kinda weird that people are being mean over fingernails. They're clean. It's not like he has yellowing grotesque neck beard infected claws. I think those nail clippers are super cute.
Also his nails look nice
Imagine how much hate he goes thru every day . You are really strong and I admire you .
Idk man but he kinda looks like a lovechild of Lorde and Asa Butterfield lmaoooo
i was struggling to figure out who he looked like and you hit the nail on the head 😂😂
Now add Mr. Rogers
Omg yes
Take it back take it back
holy chrei Definitely Lorde, but yeah, there’s some resemblance to Asa Butterfield too.
First ten seconds when one of my sisters eats my leftovers I was saving
i think youtube is recommending to me only what you comment on tbh
I’m cryinggggg
Natalie Alfera lmao looooool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Natalie Alfera hahaha talk about perfect timing
Dang now I feel bad. I commented about the nails not too long ago as I just stumbled on the channel. I'm soo sorry man! I greatly appreciate you sharing and being honest. Again I apologize! It was very ignorant of me.
lilyusi at least you apologized man
Faith in humanity partially restored
This is so pure thank you
Very big of you to post this. Respect.
Respect!
There will always be ppl who in their miserable lives want to tear down others. In my 57 yrs Ive come to appreciate 1 very noticeable trait in ppl I'd call happy. They are always the most sharing & they are always mice to everyone around them as a general temperment. You fit this category. As for the former type well live your happy life well, forget about those unfortunate angry ppl & count yourself lucky.
I was so amazed by your hands that I used them as references for my drawings how can people hate your nails...
Exactlyyyy his hands are really beautiful
@@aneekakhan4908 he could probably even do hand modelling
I don’t know why I watched this, and I don’t understand why I want to see more, but I do
Haha same here! No idea. But I want more.
My sentiments, exactly.
Omg same hahaha
He has the ability to roast someone as if he was giving a compliment to them. This guy must be protected at all costs, he is a rare breed
AKA Damning with faint praise.
“There’s a picture of a box next to his comment” boy I lost it
Cody Chapple lmmaoo
Came for the food, stayed for the fingernails.
This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Truly amazing. Also that necktie is really epic.
I love this😂 you are awesome!! Keep doing you!🥰
Thank you! You too!
Make them more mad, paint em
Official Regina George You monster ._.
Lol
Gay but good
Lil Strand More like gay AND good.
Secret trans just come out already bro it’s 2018
At 4:55 when he sees a pic of weed and goes 'i don't know what that is' - I lost it.
KingSteelo47 heh i seen that stuff 2
KingSteelo47 yea i was pretty sure he was just being snarky
I'm almost certain he was.
It breaks my heart to see people so nice and polite get genuinely upset over people calling them this sort of stuff. Protect this man and get it together y’all
I also detest how the skin in that area feels when the nails are too short, is so uncomfortable
ReviewBrah, I just want to thank you for curing my depression.
John S if a food reviewer can 'cure' your depression, then you weren't really depressed
How could you ever hate on this man he is the most chill person I know in my life. If he gets mad the world might as well end.
0:56 when the way he says “erth” kills me
OofGenocide Twitch omg fr 😂😂
That came out from within his soul.
I fucking snorted bruh...loudly😂😂😂😂
It's absolutely ridiculous that people would become so angry over a man having longer fingernails, when I guarantee you that those same people wouldn't think twice if they saw a woman with nails of the same length. For some reason, nail length is associated with femininity, even though they're really just there to protect the tips of our fingers and be used as helpful tools. And that's it, folks! It has nothing to do with masculinity or femininity.
You keep doing you!
Instagram thots: **Have literal claws that make Wolverine look like he has needles**
People: Sexy
Reviewbrah: **Has fingernails past finger tips**
People: So you have chosen *death*
I have disagree on em, Review brah is the pinnacle of sexy.
Instagram thots are just women taking ass picks while having people simp for em.
On the other hand, even if he does the smallest thing, people treat him like he's the messiah (he is) and make memes out of him.
And the comment award of the year goes to: Verified Fangirl.
the incels arrived!
Verified Fangirl why doesnt this have more likes guys blow this one up
If you cut them and put the clippings on E-bay, you'd have buyers lined up for weeks. Dare I say months!
David P I’m sure you would be the first to bid!!!lol
Señor Deadpool 💀💀
Hmmmm. Food review on his nails. I wonder how they'd taste.
David P True That my friend.
Nah, I'll sit this one out just for you.
terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible comments
Jessica what like dan and phil
Just like dan and phil.
Thats 13 terribles in a sentence
Calm down there bobby
6 more terribles than bobby
I have to honestly say, you are great the way to are! This is exactly why I raise all 3 of my kids in an open, loving, none judgmental environment! There is so much hate in this world! Let everyone be who they are, how exactly is that affecting you? Thank you for your calmness and honesty! God bless!