Halo 4 : Recap Rebooted

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @peterbutts9546
    @peterbutts9546 9 лет назад +6282

    "Master Chief returned to Earth to answer for his crimes." Dunkey just predicted Halo 5 before it's announcement...

    • @kuyalloydy
      @kuyalloydy 9 лет назад +390

      It's not actually a game, this is a biography of Dunk's childhood

    • @DragonDDark
      @DragonDDark 9 лет назад +139

      Halo is getting worse and worse :(

    • @DragonDDark
      @DragonDDark 9 лет назад +13

      they always make MC die

    • @Cellkist
      @Cellkist 9 лет назад +43

      +Emoji Fucker But I thought he was born on the SS Minnow Johnson?

    • @anythingelse4177
      @anythingelse4177 7 лет назад +36

      Peter Butts The one who actually committed the crime, is you! No alibi, no justice, no dream, no hope! It's time to pay for your crimes! Take that!

  • @egranato1457
    @egranato1457 6 лет назад +4415

    i want dunkey to write the the script for a high budget video game

    • @AspenTitan
      @AspenTitan 5 лет назад +87

      He’d be great for the next Duke Nuk’em

    • @naughtiusmaximus
      @naughtiusmaximus 5 лет назад +76

      @@AspenTitan more like dunk nukem amirite

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 5 лет назад +12

      wuld still b better than halo 5

    • @nathanielwiningear8
      @nathanielwiningear8 5 лет назад +10

      And to be the voice actor.

    • @nickhansen5386
      @nickhansen5386 4 года назад +1

      egranato ever play any of the final fantasy games?

  • @twomad
    @twomad 6 лет назад +5191

    scanning for the ice cream

    • @NarBnaR
      @NarBnaR 6 лет назад +85

      twomad, but was it really ice cream? Did it melt? Did the man beat the angry bird level? Was the ice cream strawberry flavor? We will never know.

    • @lol-nx6zn
      @lol-nx6zn 6 лет назад +4

      lol two mad how did you only test 10 likes lol this is the least likes on a comment you’ve ever made lol

    • @defalt_2115
      @defalt_2115 5 лет назад +20

      Schwoooooo

    • @kek857
      @kek857 5 лет назад +16

      twomad it’s over there

    • @nova_yt9925
      @nova_yt9925 5 лет назад

      Same XD

  • @Sawmtuangg
    @Sawmtuangg 5 лет назад +1310

    5:56 "if that ice cream melts, its not gonna work anymore."
    Chief: "we'll make it work." *Inspirational music plays in the background*

    • @nickbomb0995
      @nickbomb0995 4 года назад +58

      PELICAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @Roller.Mobster117
      @Roller.Mobster117 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @biscuitboi9478
      @biscuitboi9478 4 года назад +4

      343 likes

    • @maddog_majima9553
      @maddog_majima9553 3 года назад +5

      What's that inspiration music, it's the best one, not to mention this is the best video on RUclips

    • @cian3151
      @cian3151 3 года назад

      @@maddog_majima9553 arrival from halo 4 soundtrack

  • @indigostorm7320
    @indigostorm7320 8 лет назад +2730

    "Scanning for the ice-cream, is over there." 10/10

    • @judgebigmansion3492
      @judgebigmansion3492 8 лет назад +24

      I love that part too. The fact that a robot voice is so slurred is fuckin funny.

    • @PrincePolaris
      @PrincePolaris 8 лет назад +1

      my favorite part right there

    • @judgebigmansion3492
      @judgebigmansion3492 8 лет назад +3

      Prince Polaris Goddamn love "iss over dere"

    • @MyBricks4you
      @MyBricks4you 8 лет назад +1

      "Whoooooooshhh"

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 8 лет назад +22

      "I WANT MY ICE CREAM!"
      "Then get YOUR FUCKING ICE CREAM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP"
      "Oh yeah? What's the fla--"
      "SEEEEEEEEAAAAMMAAAAAN!"

  • @user-xk5ft2dy3x
    @user-xk5ft2dy3x 8 лет назад +1490

    " scanning for ice cream "
    " its over there "

  • @Lazyboy5298
    @Lazyboy5298 8 лет назад +2683

    "IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIIIIIME!"

    • @HiddenBrick22
      @HiddenBrick22 8 лет назад +47

      Wow you watched the video? Amazing.

    • @Lazyboy5298
      @Lazyboy5298 8 лет назад +52

      Original and hilarious!

    • @playstayz5672
      @playstayz5672 8 лет назад

      +Lemonitus hahha

    • @colehartgrove1491
      @colehartgrove1491 8 лет назад +55

      Apparently you can't quote anything anymore.

    • @HiddenBrick22
      @HiddenBrick22 8 лет назад +27

      Tiny Rick People just quote an overused line in videos in hopes of top comment. Go through a couple of dunkey's videos and i'm sure you'll see a bunch of kids just quoting a line from the video. It's old and annoying.

  • @ZackWantsToPlay
    @ZackWantsToPlay 6 лет назад +1384

    After watching this video every few months for the past 2 years I’ve concluded this is the best video on RUclips

    • @0woled
      @0woled 6 лет назад +23

      This series is pure gold

    • @AspenTitan
      @AspenTitan 5 лет назад +7

      Second best, the best is skyvsgaming GTA V captain America mod.

    • @magicjinn
      @magicjinn 3 года назад +7

      Second best, best is Beeg Beeg Yoshi

    • @dantizzle5245
      @dantizzle5245 3 года назад +3

      I found about dunkey from one of my best friends. I alone account for half the views on dunkeys halo videos. It’s the first videos he showed me and I’ve been just rewatching it like crazy for like 3 years almost now. Never have I agreed with a post so much before

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад

      @@dantizzle5245 that's an over exaggeration

  • @famtomerc
    @famtomerc 7 лет назад +6116

    Master Chief's (canonical) names according to Dunkey:
    -Master Chef
    -Robocop
    -Iron Chef
    -robot man
    -Green Bot
    -Mister Chief
    -Mr Green
    -Halo
    -Burger King
    -Chef
    -Green Power Ranger
    -Megazord Prime
    -Robotech
    -Mean Green Machine
    -Doctor Robotnik
    -RoboCross
    -Obi Wan Kenobi
    -RoboHorn
    -MechaSoft 2
    -C-House
    -Gobus boy
    -Shippleton Dipp
    -Gundam Wing
    -Tim Allen riding a Zebra

    • @BalloutNewDregas
      @BalloutNewDregas 6 лет назад +38

      Someone time stamp me gobus dip

    • @ericliu2515
      @ericliu2515 6 лет назад +218

      don't forget Sgt. Dude, because it was him the whole time!!!

    • @_pankaj117
      @_pankaj117 6 лет назад +9

      Famtomerc Megazord prime is my all-time favorite

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 лет назад +44

      mother goose you fucking idiot

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 5 лет назад +16

      Tim Allen riding a Zebra was a joke and Gundam Wang was about the robo thingy, but besides that this is a pretty good list

  • @gamer-gs8yo
    @gamer-gs8yo 9 лет назад +734

    "IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!"
    -Sgt Dude

    • @GutsFromGerk
      @GutsFromGerk 8 лет назад +9

      No no no.. This is a work of art: "I heard sgt. Dude is gay." His reply?: "Ye."

    • @hexedcrab
      @hexedcrab 7 лет назад +4

      sgt dude never died he was here the whole time

    • @bulma145
      @bulma145 7 лет назад +1

      man all these aliens man its juat like space world war 2 man

    • @danieltigas9771
      @danieltigas9771 7 лет назад

      Even M night shamylan was proud of that

  • @rileyj7066
    @rileyj7066 9 лет назад +1475

    PELICAN!! EEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @grantmorgan5180
      @grantmorgan5180 9 лет назад +17

      *PUHELICAN* FTFY

    • @53cti0n8
      @53cti0n8 9 лет назад +13

      +Riley Johnson Every time I see a pelican from now on I'm going to hear that.

    • @tenzer0
      @tenzer0 7 лет назад +48

      AFTER FULFILLING HIS LIFETIME GOAL OF FLYING A PELICAN,
      MASTER CHIEF JUMPS TO HIS OWN SUICIDE

    • @navadax4541
      @navadax4541 7 лет назад +3

      THERE HE GOES, HE'S DEAD. GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN-

    • @qwertypoiuy117
      @qwertypoiuy117 7 лет назад +8

      made a ringtone out of this if anyone wants it mega.nz/#F!EGpyDJaA!4sTZuRfZDPBQXOeuitYzQQ

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas 6 лет назад +884

    *dunkey singing Jurassic Park theme
    Captions: *(Dunkey sings ‘The Bridge of Khazad-Dum)*

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 лет назад +19

      Thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @Busternutt69
      @Busternutt69 5 лет назад +9

      does he make his own captions? there was also a funny caption on his halo 1 video

    • @TheArtOfKrieg
      @TheArtOfKrieg 4 года назад +8

      @@Busternutt69 yes, especially on older videos. They're pretty funny usually

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 8 лет назад +663

    "Halo 4 starts off with the best graphics ever made, and then they run outta those ones in like 2 seconds..."

    • @spectrelex3051
      @spectrelex3051 7 лет назад +1

      Jack McMorrow lol

    • @TallTrees420
      @TallTrees420 2 года назад +7

      "It's a shame you couldn't get the ice cream, but at least you got the good graphics back."

  • @chegg1349
    @chegg1349 7 лет назад +1702

    *IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @joshuabalcombe4975
      @joshuabalcombe4975 5 лет назад +23

      Bitch I beat this on legendary I know where the ice cream is

    • @Angel-gz8ju
      @Angel-gz8ju 4 года назад +8

      You fool don't you understand..... I ATE THE ICE CREAM

  • @micah9639
    @micah9639 8 лет назад +509

    Flying a Pelican!
    It only took 5 games...

    • @kingofsnake3683
      @kingofsnake3683 8 лет назад +32

      In reach there was Easter egg where you could actually but this is the first time it was a normal thing

    • @CarterDarter
      @CarterDarter 8 лет назад +33

      Yup, and it felt utterly pathetic :D

    • @frysco5927
      @frysco5927 7 лет назад +6

      I know this comment is a year old but yeah, the pelican in reach felt more like it had weight and you could freely fly it. The one in Halo 4 felt restrictive and kind of boring.

  • @Pumpkinss
    @Pumpkinss 5 лет назад +823

    Halo 5:
    **Master chief saves the world for the 100th time**
    Uuuuuh, sorry chief but you’re a criminal

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 года назад +11

      Kinda did go AWOL doe 😬😬

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll 4 года назад +18

      @@genaralapple4908 it's not like he went AWOL like a million times before.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 года назад +35

      @@genaralapple4908 So fucking what? He's MASTER CHIEF. He can do whatever he wants, pretty sure he outranks every member of the military at this point.

    • @gamezbond5184
      @gamezbond5184 3 года назад +3

      @@janesmith1840 No? He's not even a commissioned officer as MCPON.

  • @LankyLost
    @LankyLost 9 лет назад +2545

    Halo 5: Recap Remastered

    • @Bard333
      @Bard333 9 лет назад +53

      Alex Pratt Halo 6: Relapse Recalled

    • @JJ-Trick
      @JJ-Trick 9 лет назад +61

      Halo Reach: Recap recovered
      Halo 3 ODST: Recap remembered

    • @Bard333
      @Bard333 9 лет назад +17

      Halo 10 Reclapse Rehalled

    • @Bajablast117
      @Bajablast117 9 лет назад +2

      I hope dunked does that

    • @Bajablast117
      @Bajablast117 9 лет назад +2

      *dunkey*

  • @lassieboi2
    @lassieboi2 8 лет назад +625

    1:08 Quoting Toy Story in the most perfect way possible is why Dunk is my favorite youtuber,

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 7 лет назад +40

      Valentinos Mind Oh thank god! I've been scrolling through the comments for literally 3 minutes and I thought no one else got the reference! 😪

    • @kodyfuzzell4201
      @kodyfuzzell4201 6 лет назад +5

      Valentinos Mind I'm so glad somebody else noticed that as well 😂

  • @dyamisomchay3269
    @dyamisomchay3269 9 лет назад +581

    "Scanning for the ice cream, it's ova there" SSSCHOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • @ericliu2515
    @ericliu2515 5 лет назад +1170

    Dunkey since Halo 6 was announced, you really should make Halo 5: Recap Returned

    • @rossmore4682
      @rossmore4682 5 лет назад +46

      Revenge of the Recap

    • @KonginDB
      @KonginDB 5 лет назад +53

      Dunkey Halo 5 Cortana "Bitch I'm still hungry!"

    • @Dash62g
      @Dash62g 4 года назад +18

      recap redundant

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +2

      Recap rarted

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 4 года назад +2

      Stop being cringe

  • @LankyLost
    @LankyLost 9 лет назад +556

    "Scanning for the icecream"
    I havent laughed like that to a video in a long time

    • @Ayvorz
      @Ayvorz 9 лет назад +22

      Alex Pratt Is ovah dere

    • @nestorcalderon7067
      @nestorcalderon7067 9 лет назад +1

      I know me either he was just too hilarious

    • @matt4518
      @matt4518 9 лет назад

      I lost it...

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 9 лет назад +1

      Alex Pratt Don't laugh, Cortana died because she couldn't get ice cream! It's serious business...

    • @bldwldr
      @bldwldr 9 лет назад +5

      SuperArppis Every year, over 16000 children die to ICD (Ice Cream Deprivation). With just 9 easy payments of 39.99 you can help these children reach the ice cream they need.

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 лет назад +1953

    Halo 5: Recap Rising: Revengeance

  • @FoxyGamerS2
    @FoxyGamerS2 8 лет назад +268

    Its been 3 years and still no halo 5: Recap Refresh

    • @SpartanOdst5708
      @SpartanOdst5708 8 лет назад +28

      Well halo 5 didn't come out till like 8 months ago... So you can't really do a video like this if the GAME ISNT OUT YET so it's only been like 8 months he'll make it eventually

    • @dylanbrown3921
      @dylanbrown3921 8 лет назад +21

      ITLL BE YEEAAARRRRRRRSSSSS

    • @thegrandduke8968
      @thegrandduke8968 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan Brown haha yes it will

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 6 лет назад +13

      come back in 10 years

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 лет назад +1

      +Ahmad abdal this will never leave my head

  • @BlareWolfgang
    @BlareWolfgang 6 лет назад +665

    The surprise ending made me cough so hard I died, and then came back to life as Tim Allen riding a zebra (canon).

  • @Zwarlie
    @Zwarlie 8 лет назад +479

    "mush you big green fuck!!!"

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 8 лет назад +1

      Oh shit.
      It's me, OGPrettyPatties.

    • @maxhilton325
      @maxhilton325 7 лет назад +1

      I died at that part

  • @Shizzle37
    @Shizzle37 8 лет назад +101

    "THIS LEVEL IS BULLSHIT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU ENOUGH BIRDS" 11/10

  • @nagysamuel2575
    @nagysamuel2575 8 лет назад +3755

    Hands down the funniest black porturican guy on youtube

  • @kpmh2001
    @kpmh2001 6 лет назад +204

    "Hey there Peter Butts nice to meet you"
    Theres my new introduction.

    • @kpmh2001
      @kpmh2001 6 лет назад +8

      Followed up closely by
      "Lt. Dicknose Bring me my eyepad.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 3 года назад +1

      WIENER BALLS

  • @henrywarnes7551
    @henrywarnes7551 8 лет назад +214

    "If that ice cream melts it's not gonna work anymore" 10/10. Dunkey for prez

    • @zdrident
      @zdrident 6 лет назад +6

      "We'll make it work"

  • @theonlybronygamers
    @theonlybronygamers 9 лет назад +414

    I'm still waiting for halo 5: recap devolved

    • @constant1998
      @constant1998 8 лет назад +2

      Dont think he has the Xbox one ... :-/

    • @ojgimpson
      @ojgimpson 8 лет назад +21

      +constant1998 He doesn't need one. He's made some videos about certain games and just took the footage from someone elses playthrough with their permission and then credits them in the description.

    • @delta2625
      @delta2625 8 лет назад +6

      also no one understands halo 5's story well enough to make anything out of it

    • @Thedreadfuldirector
      @Thedreadfuldirector 8 лет назад +7

      +delta2625 cortana is gonna third reich the whole galaxy, that's the entire story

  • @keithftw1175
    @keithftw1175 8 лет назад +1661

    4:12 I wonder how loud Dunkey actually yelled during this part

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 6 лет назад +27

      Not every company can make a Sonic Mania.

    • @JacketedSoftPoint
      @JacketedSoftPoint 6 лет назад +23

      That's like some Borderlands, Midget Psycho bullshit. I fuckin' love it.

    • @BalloutNewDregas
      @BalloutNewDregas 6 лет назад +8

      On hundred seventy six quintillion nine hundred and sixty five decibels

    • @roosterblue5166
      @roosterblue5166 6 лет назад +1

      Oray the cool Guy HEY MOE

    • @RickyTisms
      @RickyTisms 5 лет назад +4

      i made a video on this comment

  • @slurponaut
    @slurponaut 4 года назад +246

    7:16 Holy shit that lip sync was on point

  • @reidderdevanis2508
    @reidderdevanis2508 8 лет назад +100

    "after fulfilling his life long goal of flying a Pelican..." nice little reference telling me that I wasn't the only kid who cried every time I saw a pelican, then proceeded to jump into a Hornet, Falcon, or Banshee.

  • @blxckmill615
    @blxckmill615 9 лет назад +520

    Only Dunkey can make an epic video about ice cream

    • @MinecraftKidPulse
      @MinecraftKidPulse 9 лет назад +5

      +xDinosawrr excuse you, but 343 Studios made halo 4 not dumpey

    • @WillHMan
      @WillHMan 9 лет назад +2

      +KidPulse dunkey is actually frank o' Connor in disguise

    • @intheraeyne
      @intheraeyne 9 лет назад

      +KidPulse Why the fuck are you lying? dunker made this game.

    • @DigitalBlazar
      @DigitalBlazar 8 лет назад +2

      +Rowan Buchanan No, Evil Circ made this game, were you even paying attention to this video?

    • @dicksdickinson1440
      @dicksdickinson1440 8 лет назад +1

      +Digital Blazar fuck geometry

  • @Pieman6711
    @Pieman6711 9 лет назад +585

    oh my god the ending was amazing.

    • @louis922
      @louis922 9 лет назад +19

      why would you think he is sarcastic, that ending was fucking hilarious. atleast if youve played the halo games (1-4)

    • @paulpolar1726
      @paulpolar1726 7 лет назад

      your profile pic was awesome

  • @croix4812
    @croix4812 6 лет назад +440

    "What flavour ?"
    "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN"
    -RATED M-
    I died on this one

    • @charliekowittmusic
      @charliekowittmusic 3 года назад +13

      Did anybody catch the follow up joke 7:30 minutes in where Cortona dies from “Male-Nutrition”?

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +1

      @@charliekowittmusic lmao

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 2 года назад

      5:38

  • @auralius6816
    @auralius6816 8 лет назад +51

    "And I'm a robot." ~Fallout 2 flashes on the screen-and this is why I love dunkey

  • @adrien7978
    @adrien7978 6 лет назад +129

    “...you now play as a gay leprechaun called “Riddle me Gold-“ - Dunky

  • @EddyRome562
    @EddyRome562 11 лет назад +99

    "Scanning for ice cream, its over their" that had me dieing xD

    • @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080
      @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080 10 лет назад +8

      there* and dying* stay in school kid.

    • @EddyRome562
      @EddyRome562 10 лет назад

      so thats how you spell dying, thanks for the lesson buddy. as for "there", i was assuming "their" since he was refering to a direction and thought that would count as a noun but i guess "their" only counts when the noun is actually said so good job on your part :D Freakin grammar nazis

    • @EddyRome562
      @EddyRome562 10 лет назад

      sSpaidez Oo never knew how to spell dying

    • @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080
      @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080 10 лет назад

      Eduardo Romero lolumad? :D

    • @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080
      @SqUiDLaUnChEr8080 10 лет назад

      just correcting some kid who can't spell... and again... stay in chool

  • @jonnysimeon9193
    @jonnysimeon9193 5 лет назад +273

    5:36 This is the best sequence of any video game ever

  • @timroarty505
    @timroarty505 9 лет назад +448

    Anyone else excited for Halo 5 just so we can get Halo 5: Recap Recalled?

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 9 лет назад +9

      Tim Roarty Fuck yeah

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 9 лет назад

      Tim Roarty knowing luck now we see it coming as a crap game it'll actually be good just to spite us.

    • @afroluffy6451
      @afroluffy6451 9 лет назад

      I hope we won't have a robot bitch who wants ice cream all the time. SEAMEEEEeEeEeEeEeeEeN Flavouuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alexmauney9705
      @alexmauney9705 9 лет назад +2

      Tim Roarty Halo Wars recap first though...

    • @DragonsBreathePoop
      @DragonsBreathePoop 9 лет назад

      Tim Roarty i bet the only reason they are making halo 5 is for 1. the money 2. halo 5 :recap rerolled

  • @Eterna1Ice
    @Eterna1Ice 8 лет назад +401

    Holy shit, Dunkey made the game better than i remember it.

    • @GrizonII
      @GrizonII 5 лет назад

      Kinda funny: this comment is at exactly 343 likes right now.

    • @brodyspears8290
      @brodyspears8290 3 года назад +4

      @@GrizonII yoo it’s still at 343

  • @CraziNarutoMan
    @CraziNarutoMan 9 лет назад +23

    "I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!" God I've never laughed this hard before, that was perfect.
    Mastapeece. 10/10.

  • @CatOrigins
    @CatOrigins 6 лет назад +104

    "Ten points from Gryffindor house."
    I'm dead.

  • @kreater120
    @kreater120 7 лет назад +768

    The music is excellent in this game

    • @kreater120
      @kreater120 7 лет назад +16

      Best ice-cream story btw

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 6 лет назад +27

      Nah older halo music's better

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 6 лет назад

      In my opinion

    • @welshizz
      @welshizz 6 лет назад +12

      I agree but you can't deny that this game had some fuckin gems

    • @playertoe206
      @playertoe206 6 лет назад +4

      Halo 6'4

  • @MarriottPlayer
    @MarriottPlayer 9 лет назад +23

    First the Buzz Lightyear quote, then the Super Mario 64 overworld music.
    Jeezus, I think these recaps are the cure for cancer.

  • @KringleOverdrive
    @KringleOverdrive 8 лет назад +154

    6:06 my life is fulfilled

  • @Whatacomedian_
    @Whatacomedian_ 5 лет назад +59

    "You fool you dont understand...
    I ate the ice cream"

  • @altoroark4233
    @altoroark4233 8 лет назад +43

    "That's a circle" --Dunkey, 2013

  • @gotyouchip1179
    @gotyouchip1179 7 лет назад +437

    1:07 is that toy story?

  • @Valleyraven007
    @Valleyraven007 8 лет назад +124

    that enclave fallout 2 pic for a split second XD

    • @MrToBeEvil
      @MrToBeEvil 7 лет назад

      Where?

    • @Tee_B
      @Tee_B 7 лет назад

      Matthew Leman When the Didact appears.

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 6 лет назад +69

    Master chef is the most killdest guy in halo the phantom pane

  • @JoeBoney
    @JoeBoney 8 лет назад +145

    He still needs to do halo 3: ODST, halo reach and halo 5

    • @dhruvmini01
      @dhruvmini01 6 лет назад +2

      Really though. I watch the whole Halo series of his each year just because I enjoy them so much

  • @sk84eva250
    @sk84eva250 8 лет назад +96

    IT WAS ME DA WHOLE TIIME! I lost it!

  • @datguynuma3730
    @datguynuma3730 9 лет назад +54

    "I WANT MY ICE CREAM!"
    "You'll get your fuckin' ice cream, shut the fuck up!"
    "Oh yeah? What flavor?"
    "SSSEEEEEEMAAAAAA-"
    Rated M

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 5 лет назад +62

    "If that ice cream melts, it won't work anymore" -Dunkey(2013)

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 5 лет назад +13

      "we'll make it work"
      -Sgt Dude (the whole time)

    • @Blood_Red_2607
      @Blood_Red_2607 5 лет назад +1

      PELICAN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @DNaataanii
    @DNaataanii 8 лет назад +18

    3 years old and its still one of my favorite videos

  • @TheBenjamin119
    @TheBenjamin119 7 лет назад +88

    for the rest of the game you play as Tim Allen riding a zebra, your main weapon is a slingshot and you shoot dinosaurs :D

  • @mandomarine6387
    @mandomarine6387 8 лет назад +43

    IT WAS SGT.DUDE THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?I CANT BELIVE IT!!!WHAT A MAASTAPEECE THIS GAME IS

  • @Zr-lo5bo
    @Zr-lo5bo 6 лет назад +69

    IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!

  • @rasmus3955
    @rasmus3955 7 лет назад +720

    SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • @uberman64
      @uberman64 6 лет назад +54

      *rated M for Mature*

  • @NolzyMate
    @NolzyMate 10 лет назад +177

    Isn't the pillar of autumn actually called the Calendar of August

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 10 лет назад +3

      Isnt the Infinity the Pillar of Autumn?

    • @NolzyMate
      @NolzyMate 10 лет назад

      I haven't played in a long time so I don't know if living or not

    • @NolzyMate
      @NolzyMate 10 лет назад

      Auto correct

    • @eassunult490
      @eassunult490 9 лет назад +2

      The pillar of autumn blew up in halo 1 when you destroyed halo infinity is a much larger ship the first of his kind. It launches ships the size of the pillar of autumn out of the docking bay

    • @NolzyMate
      @NolzyMate 9 лет назад

      I thought so I just played the first one in a long time again so I remember

  • @miles3101
    @miles3101 8 лет назад +25

    Deaths: Five
    Reincarnations: Barbara's Son, A flamingo, A gay leopard, Chris Rock escape from jail, Tim Allen riding a zebra who's main weapon is a slingshot (According to subtitles)

  • @rob3840
    @rob3840 5 лет назад +45

    “Ah this one is impossible can you beat it for me Jefferson” I thought his name was peter butts

  • @haydencohn2746
    @haydencohn2746 8 лет назад +133

    that's a really... unique way to sing jurassic park theme

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 8 лет назад +2

      ikr

    • @nickperryjackkson284
      @nickperryjackkson284 6 лет назад

      Hayden Cohn bridge to khazad-duum

    • @amaximus224
      @amaximus224 3 года назад

      @@nickperryjackkson284 I love that it says that The Bridge of Khazad Dum but it's literally Jurassic Park.

  • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
    @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 8 лет назад +80

    This guy needs 10m subs

  • @TheJCprototype
    @TheJCprototype 11 лет назад +77

    my whole reason for wanting halo 5 to be out already

  • @AbyssalSchmitt
    @AbyssalSchmitt 6 лет назад +24

    Flying a pelican was literally my life long dream since I was 10. EAAAAAAAAK

  • @Phil04196
    @Phil04196 8 лет назад +337

    But where does Psycho Mantis come into play?!

  • @loverofjesusMKII
    @loverofjesusMKII 8 лет назад +35

    "Do not enter the Chamber of Secrets or Tamriel will kill you. We fucking told you this would happen"

    • @AmiriTheGrey
      @AmiriTheGrey 8 лет назад +2

      Actually he says "Tom Riddler"

  • @phoetux
    @phoetux 8 лет назад +66

    SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • @seanw1783
    @seanw1783 2 месяца назад +1

    Coming back to watch this years later, it is truly unhinged Dunky

  • @redactedremoved70
    @redactedremoved70 8 лет назад +15

    I AM THE THIRD REVELATION... I AM HALO.
    Lost my breath

  • @erkoabdurahman5093
    @erkoabdurahman5093 8 лет назад +297

    we need a fifth one

  • @cedar6794
    @cedar6794 8 лет назад +618

    Halo reach was an amazing game

    • @birberking6999
      @birberking6999 7 лет назад +31

      The forge led to many a fun moments with my friends.

    • @masonscott3518
      @masonscott3518 7 лет назад +17

      InGruntsWeTrust not to mention my favorite story of all the Halos

    • @chucktoss2492
      @chucktoss2492 7 лет назад +11

      Dude the ending is so mutherphucking excellent. Best Halo imo

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 7 лет назад +3

      Rumbling The book was far better.

    • @willjohn1117
      @willjohn1117 7 лет назад

      Rumbling *is

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond 3 года назад +22

    alright it's been 8 years. I think it's time to continue this series.

  • @DueRag
    @DueRag 11 лет назад +98

    it was me da hole tiiiime

  • @xjdail
    @xjdail 8 лет назад +83

    Hey, you're that Spartan...

  • @Matteoarts
    @Matteoarts 9 лет назад +25

    "Don't you understand? I ATE the ice cream!"
    ...
    "FUCKING KILL HIM"

  • @Apachesoyo
    @Apachesoyo 6 лет назад +38

    I knew it the Johnson was the Chief ALL ALONG!

  • @some_random1835
    @some_random1835 8 лет назад +21

    "scanning for da icecream." "It's over dere"

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 8 лет назад +57

    That's a circle.

  • @noconnection1839
    @noconnection1839 8 лет назад +23

    0:09 "nothing much" I'm done... XD

  • @seajay3235
    @seajay3235 6 лет назад +10

    I wish I could forgot I ever saw this, just so I could watch it for the first time again.

  • @greysquirrel404
    @greysquirrel404 10 лет назад +101

    I hadn't noticed quite how many "Master Chief died" cop outs there were in the third mission. It doesn't really work when you know Master Chief's going to survive. There's no tension. It worked at the end of Halo 3 because it seemed reasonable to kill off Master Chief at the end. It worked in the middle of Halo 2 because Master Chief had only been the main character for a game and half and Bungie had already introduced another player character.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 10 лет назад +21

      The Halo 4 Villain was worse, he could disintegrate everything and could use "the force" but dies by a QTE, fuckin lame!

    • @cronotekk9193
      @cronotekk9193 9 лет назад +24

      For me, a huge mistake they made was showing off the Prometheans in the trailers. We could have had the same feeling as the first flood encounter, but, no, had to spoil all the shit.

    • @KhevaKins
      @KhevaKins 9 лет назад +6

      ***** Because fuck you, that's why.
      There are barely any surprises in video games anymore. Devs need to learn to keep their mouths shut.

    • @thagman7
      @thagman7 9 лет назад

      Make a trailer showing the games title and a small clip of something, leave all the story and enemies for the players to discover. Gamers will be attracted and involved in it way more.

    • @Tekanova
      @Tekanova 9 лет назад

      Suwat Saksri He didn't die.

  • @deamonxslayer
    @deamonxslayer 7 лет назад +160

    4:10 my new ringtone

    • @Blood_Red_2607
      @Blood_Red_2607 5 лет назад +13

      6:05 to 6:10 is my new one.

    • @thebckwrdshntr1019
      @thebckwrdshntr1019 4 года назад

      Have the first one for a phonecall ring tone and the second for a text notification

    • @alfie4234
      @alfie4234 3 года назад

      1:37-1:50 is mine.

  • @hecodheadsrus
    @hecodheadsrus 10 лет назад +753

    Still a better story than destiny.

    • @Mavvyd96
      @Mavvyd96 10 лет назад +56

      Even a dog shitting on the sidewalk has a better story than Destiny. Fuck Destiny.

    • @BLACKDETH31
      @BLACKDETH31 10 лет назад +10

      Watch Dogs?

    • @Mavvyd96
      @Mavvyd96 10 лет назад

      Lol. No, that's not what I meant.

    • @scrambo6182
      @scrambo6182 10 лет назад +12

      BLACKDETH31 its wash hogs
      get it right please

    • @user-ly2ll5od1r
      @user-ly2ll5od1r 10 лет назад +2

      BLACKDETH31 really??? OH MY FUCKING GOD, I AM TIRED OF THOSE LITTLE KIDS WHO SAY SAY THAT WATCH DOGS IS BAD IN ALL WAYS, AND THEY ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE THE GRAPHICS DOWNGRADED ON CONSOLES, SO JUST BUY A FUCKING YOU PC, GRAPHICS LOOKS ALMOST THE SAME ON PC.

  • @Fanfictation
    @Fanfictation 5 лет назад +15

    4:40 "It's the evil shnnn... naw wait a minute, it's the Xbox 360 logo... come back for revenge for xbox 1!" "Scanning for da ice cream, it's over dere" LOL XD

  • @CesarGarcia-pl4os
    @CesarGarcia-pl4os 9 лет назад +135

    Its 2016 and still no halo 5 recap

    • @josego6836
      @josego6836 9 лет назад +13

      The campaign was like 4 hours. There's nothing to recap :/

    • @TheColdTomato
      @TheColdTomato 8 лет назад +1

      +Cesar Garcia He doesn't own an Xbox One

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 8 лет назад +12

      +Halo Master He doesn't have to. In fact, for this video, he just clipped out someone else's playthrough and credited them in the description.

    • @redviper57
      @redviper57 7 лет назад +7

      *cough*

    • @RogerDuckman
      @RogerDuckman 7 лет назад +2

      2017*

  • @blazerashbringer2001
    @blazerashbringer2001 9 лет назад +27

    ''It was me the whole time'' i almost pissed myself

  • @BillyBob-fn6uo
    @BillyBob-fn6uo 8 лет назад +40

    Super Mario 64 aged well

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 6 лет назад +54

    1:08 that’s a toy story reference!!!!

    • @mind_333
      @mind_333 4 года назад +3

      Ok einstein

  • @Hexarth
    @Hexarth 10 лет назад +35

    The best one of his videos, in my opinion, but only if you watched all the previous "reviews".

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 10 лет назад +4

      This is a review...? I thought this was a video about the inconsistencies of of Halo 4.

    • @alecsmith5751
      @alecsmith5751 10 лет назад +24

      ChronicNOTAG Its a recap you wienerballs!

    • @erics6021
      @erics6021 10 лет назад +1

      ChronicNOTAG read the title of the video

  • @shanemathews008
    @shanemathews008 8 лет назад +84

    Did he quote Buzz Lightyear's first line at 1:07, though?

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 7 лет назад +4

    Easily one of your best videos. I go back and watch it every December, it's like a christmas present.

  • @HaloReachSniper25
    @HaloReachSniper25 10 лет назад +9

    "THIS LEVEL IS BULLSHIT! THEY DON'T GIVE YOU ENOUGH BIRDS!" I almost died! I'm still laughing! Ow my kidney. Send help...

  • @Zerixzero
    @Zerixzero 9 лет назад +8

    "Scanning for the ice cream... It's over there"
    *zhoooooom*
    I literally fucking fell on my floor crying of laughter.

  • @BigBearMan
    @BigBearMan 8 лет назад +29

    "You fool, don't you understand?
    ... I ate the ice cream"
    "... FUCKIN' KILL HIM."
    I laugh every fucking time I swear to god. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @vizzy61
    @vizzy61 3 года назад +4

    even after all these years, i still can't believe the twist that robocop was actually sergeant dude the entire time

  • @megamanx1291
    @megamanx1291 9 лет назад +44

    Now that you mentioned Metroid.
    Metroid Dunkprime trilogy please.