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Ah yes. I could believe that Denny’s is actually Dionysus’s domain
There isn't a doubt in my plane of reality that Denny's us Dionysus's domain
Abso- fricking -lutely
The god of madness is absolutely the person who created dennys and probably still works there
I agree with this entirely
And now I know where one of the battles are going to be for my book
Bold of them to assume that Denny’s wasn’t created by the god Dionysus himself
You fool
Denny's IS DIONYSUS HIMSELF
Hehe
What's a denny's?
@@87crowhat54 Let's get mischievous and polyamorous.
WINE AND WOMEN AND
*WONDERFUL VICES*
this sentence is great with your profile pic
Ending post: "How to become a Canadian without consent."
Sorry about that though.
*one of us*
sowry aboot that, eh
*one of us*
One of us! One of us!
*ONE OF US. ONE OF US.*
When I read the one with the pelican, my brain immediately did this:
"When the sun hits the beak, and you can see through eet, that's-a Pelican."
That’s a moray
When the little eyeballs shine
And the feathers smell of brine
That’s-a Pelican.
When its flock's up ahead, and you're filled up with dread, that's-a seagull
Alternatively: "When the sun hits it's beak and you see what it eats, that's-a Pelican."
This thread is beautiful
„Odin on a train", and „Denny's is Diounisus's"
Consider:
All the gods ever created in any mythology are real. The one thing no one knew about them is the fact that they derive their powers from belief. A god with no followers has the same amount of power as a mere human. Throughout history, countless of religions fell, and now gods walk among us, for they no longer have power. They are still immortal, they only die when everyone forgets about the fact that they ever existed, and they CAN change their appearance to fit any age, but other than that, they're pretty much humans. Odin is just some old man who has a very good relationship with crows, and Dionysus opened Denny's. Thor became a football player, Loki is now a lawyer, Hades and Persephone opened a small mom & pop funeral company. Zeus and Poseidon are in jail for their several rape attempts. Hera, however, HATED becoming a mortal. As such, she decided that she would gain back her status. In an act of vile mischief, she murdered a teenager, transformed so that she would look like her, and infiltrated an empire. Replacing Queen Elizabeth the 1st.
this is just plain perfect. you need more recognition
*Rick Riordan would like to know your location*
I wish I could screenshot this, but my phone's too small
FACTS
PERFECT
My mom’s adorable reactions to ALTA part 3
Kyoshi: I killed Chin the conquerer
Mom: Oh, I LIKE her
Me: yea, me too.
Mom: Jeez! How tall is this lady?
Me: She’s the tallest of the avatars, the creators said she had some kind of gigantism, so yea, pretty tall.
Mom: And she’s your favorite avatar?
Me: Yeah, because she’s really fierce and she lived the longe-
Mom: She’s your favorite avatar cause she’s tall and you have a type.
Me: *bi flailing* Wha-you-wha-fdhystyk HA dgotgfjn-
Mom: I don’t blame you, you have good taste.
Kyoshi: *splits a continent in two, creating Kyoshi island*
Mom: ... I think I might have a type.
Me: mOTHER
Life goals tbfh
Bruh 😂 too good
I love it.
Edit: I watch ATLA with my dad. When we finished the season 2 finale, he was worried about how Jin would react to Zuko helping Azula take over Ba Sing Se. At present, he thinks Zuko and Katara should get together.
Damn. When I watch ATLA my dad is "convinced I don't really like this show, I just watch it to torture him". Feels bad.
Your mom is great
0:40 - my personal favourite is "you're a headache with legs"
honourable mentions include: crumpled coke can, orange juice but it's ONLY pulp, the human embodiment of paint drying, and 3 goblins in a trench coat
There's a story for 3 goblins in a trenchcoat
Don't forget my personal favorite, "You useless paperclip"!
but i like the pulp
Wouldn't 'orange juice but only pulp' just be powdered orange juice?
@@gingermcgingin1733 i don't think so? pulp is like the stringy bits from the oranges (the membranes? i can't remember)
"Soft humming"
Humming the Halo theme: 10 hours
i thought immediately of the lion sleeps tonight
oooooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOoOOOOOoOoOooOOoo
That's literally the most angelic sound ever.
Ah yes, the cursed waifu
Yes my first child
You can make a hefty profit by selling it to the right witch and/or faerie queen
That is an INSULT to waifus
since i am obviously the only one living in the shadow realm here im gonna take it thank you very much
Moe was a mistake
At the end when Seymour was chanting “oNE OF US” at the last one it sounded like he was about to say warner brothers
0:36 dont forget a random harp you strum each time you arrive
Cover yourself in mirrors/sunlamps!
@@AverageEldritchEntity also some eye shaped pendants
And have four heads of different species
Or just be a giant robot and fight kids with tattoos in an old man's dungeon.
Like, 3 people will get this.
I'm so glad people described the God-Emperor in the angelic part.
Well, also how Uriel guards the gates of Eden with a sword that either is on fire or is made of fire.
MrMobiusfan FIERY FIRE
Yes
But also no
Actual Biblical Angels are a fever dream. 3 sets of wings, Way to many eyes, a wheel? They usually appear in visions, so it makes sense that they don't make sense.
This wasn't the God-Emperor, this was biblically accurate angels. Look them up, they are horrifying. As tumblr put it:
"There's a reason why the common greeting of Angels is 'FEAR NOT' "
"Non euclidean speed"
What does that even mean? Aren't all speeds technically non euclidean because space is?
Fairly sure it is a fancy way of saying “faster than light.”
Malkrie Even if that’s what they intended (I think they probably intended it to be a fancy term for “a speed orthogonal to the 4 dimensions of spacetime we can observe,” which is closer, but still not correct), it isn’t a remotely correct usage of the term. “Superluminal” is the correct term for faster than light, and “relativistic” for fast enough that the warping of spacetime (which is non-euclidian, but only indirectly related to the speed itself) is significant, but sounds to me more like the mean it popped into our reality temporarily as it charged in along the “fourth dimension” (again, not accurate since time is already the fourth observable dimension of reality and spacetime warping already makes our observable reality noneuclidian, but commonly how people phrase it)
That's just Lovecraftian version, don't worry
Lovecraft had a "constitution too weak for maths" so he created the book and now we're wrapped into his crazy logic about geometry.
@@IONATVS While time is the fourth dimension that we can observe I wouldn't call it the fourth dimension simply by the virtue that you can also construct time on three axis. When people speak of the forth dimension it can be assumed that they are talking about the forth spatial dimension.
Tumblr cats are the only thing I want the future to remember about our generation
Me and my friends decided to go around in a big huddle once, chanting "one of us" over and over, adding more and more people untill the teacher told us to stop.
They had to nip y'all in the bud before your numbers were too great and the power of your collective unit could no longer be contained. The faculty would fall, homework abolished, and recess would reign eternal.
The moetron should probably be locked away
The Cowonaviwus is my sleep paralysis demon
R0B8I3 O it’ll paralyse you in multiple ways
“Moo”
**cocks shotgun as BFG Devision begins to blare in the background**
THE RETURN OF THE BIG STEPPY
Okay but has anyone noticed that your-gay-lawrence has turned up in the last two of these compilations?
And What does their url even mean?
Are they letting us know that they their name is lawrence and that they are gay? (e.g. "hey what’s up everybody), it’s your gay lawrence here")
Are they calling out a fictional/nonfictional person named lawrence that they are, infact, gay?
Or are they calling the entirety of lawrence, kansas *_gay?_*
(I would personally like to believe the latter-most one to be true)
@@no-man_baugh *yes*
@@no-man_baugh all of the above
@@no-man_baugh *LAURENCE FROM MYSTREET HAS RETURNED*
When he make a big steppy
😍😍
“Soft humming”
HmMmMmMmMmmmm
Yee Haw oh f*ck-
Ramiel time!
All of my organs are failed, I’m of no worth to the experiment.
wee um bumbawae
only cuz i heard the lion sleeps tonight
Why was the first song I thought about humming was 'what if God was one of us?' ???
I think Gaud is my spirit animal.
Should I be glad or concerned?
Rejoice, for you are blessed indeed to have the gaud as your spirit animal.
You should be concerned, you must not go further into the chaos
You should take this knowledge and become a roving bard who disappears like a ghost because people always think you're a hallucination and are too scared of people thinking they're crazy to talk about you
Yes.
*EMBRACE YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL!*
If your lacking faith in the god of chaos you only have to say "Quickly to the denny's!" to save your soul and ruin your liver.
0:07 The Librarian pops out of L-Space to clothesline you, Rincewind, into it.
hey, someone else who's read discworld!
As a Canadian all I have to say is come, join us. There’s maple syrup.
I'm trying!
We went nuts with ketchup and made ketchup cake
Ngl the last one hits way too close to home cause I'm the EXACT way as well as that I'm part Canadian French
Cheers to that my fellow Canadian
Cheers!
I came here with a "ugh, Tumblr" mindset, but this is pretty damn good.
Alright I am trying to remember the post where he says a name that means Man man man and I am trying so hard to find it so I can name my Human Fighter!
Guy Chapman?
@@TheFun41 Guy Chadman*
TheFun41 OMG YES, my fighter shall be named Guy Chapman!
I can’t be the only one that was also chatting “one of us” well also being living in America
I was chanting. I'm a Texan in Texas. LOL
I always feel like I should, but I'm a Scotsman in Scotland.
0:15
This sounds like a more complicated way of a sci-fi POV telling you that we learned how to time-travel and are currently kidnapping you to experiment on.
That made me think of the TV show People of Earth which was about aliens abducting humans. The way they'd mask the event from a human memory was usually making them think they hit a deer. Lmao And let me say as someone who lived in the backasswoods in the "DEERest" place in Texas... it made me uncomfortable with how many times we had close calls with deer. LOL
Why the heck am I this early? I need to stop checking for new videos every minute because if I’m early then I have no idea what to say.
Welcome to the club. We have cookies!
P.M. Pro Move: think of something to say now, and save it for the bing compilation
According to the "x minutes ago," you came here 1 minute before the video.
4:15
When you said ‘this post is definitely Canadian’ I said, aloud,
*”or Texan”*
Mix the two and you get Alberta
I dunno. . Caring about the wellbeing of your fellow man isn't a popular opinion here in Texas. Otherwise our Corona numbers wouldn't be so bad and people would be wearing masks.
I tried to do A Big Steppy but just ended up accidentally HitI*r saluting in my bathroom
My friend and I sometimes do this thing where we put our hands on each other's head and just chant "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" and if another person comes up, we put our hands on their head as well and just keep chanting that till there's this big circle of " *ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!* "
Fun fact: One of my is actually a furry, so we sometimes make jokes about it in our friend group. And just before the all the schools shut down and stuff; we ALL decided to call it the Coruwuvirus. Like one of us just casually said it and now that is the only name it goes by among us.
I needed this today... thank you seymour... I literally just wrote two pages of self-loathing in a journal I have been keeping, and I needed something to bring me back to reality and cheer me up... and I found this video... thank you
"Big steppy"
That awoke entirely different set of memories I was not expecting.
When pm’s icon appears in the corner and things slowly start getting louder you can tell the video is about to end in chaos noises
Video: "ONE OF US"
Me immediately: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
And now I want to see an Isekai anime to start with an orangutan clotheslining the MC at non-euclidean speeds instead of the truck.
That last post is one of the very few I can describe as "Aggressively Canadian".
Last time I was this early, I was very smol
Dear god Seymour, why ? Who hurt you ?
And secondly, that ending 😂😂😂
Me: Reads To Kill A Mockingbird only to see this video mentioning Boo Radley for the first time outside of the book I've ever seen. "Damn you Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon!"
I love how, even after years have passed, Tumblr and 4chan still hate each other
There isn't really any loathing here, just statement of events. Chances are, a lot of people on 4chan also hate Moetron, or contributed to its creation as an ironic joke.
Hi! I just wanted to tell you that my bird really likes your voice, and I'd like to thank you for making videos. It makes her and I very happy
I can't say why, but the Cowonaviwus killed me. XD
Never thought I'd see Odin on a train. I hope sleipnir is alright.
Yeah, he's just sleiping.
Why is it so funny hearing you saying “UPDATE”?!
THE KING HEREEEE
P.M Ur great and u make me smile with ur funny voices for the posts thx man!
omg im highlighted😄
"moetron" looks like the result of a terrible Frankenstein experiment where the creature's pain is so great it ends up attacking the nearby village
It looks like it's about to cry
When your neighbour complains about the noisy kids next door and those kids turn out to be the Beatles...
Moetron eh
I've seen weirder.
_sips some coffee_
Oh! I just remembered: I have a cake I baked for Cyana.
3:39
What about the ambrose monk challenge where you don’t leave your house for 30 years
Oh man that midnight pianist post takes me back!
You allways make my almost 24 hour of staying up worth it
Speaking as someone who has also been accused of being Canadian, I felt that last post.
I mean... is being sentenced to the Canadian ways necessarily a *bad* thing?
It's a small steppy for a kitty but a huge steppy for catkind
This is one of the most chaotic video you've made
Well done
Omg I love when you give everything a different voice!! It makes me laugh every time!! Thank you for brightening my day!!
I've seen the last post a couple times before so I just started chanting at the same time Mr. Seymour did it, and I recommend you all try it lol.
4chan's creation is abhorant. I love it. I want to hug it.
me, extremely and unreasonably happy that i got the To Kill A Mockingbird reference:
It's literally 2:35 am go to sleep
Thanks PM. Now I have to go on a journey to find square Opals and taste them all.
“Why do I smell poutine?”
The Denny's one just gave me a brain blast oml
The only thing I want to do with the colorful cube shaped rocks are to put numbers on them and use them for D&D
Ahhh yes the video I was waiting for
You never fail to make me smile, thank you.
I have never heard so much contempt in a single word as when pm said you
I know you are looking at the comments, but remember...
Drink water
Smile
Get a good amount of sleep
Eat
And try to have a good day. :)
Can't do any of those
I'll eat crackers after midnight on a work night if I want to!
Legit haven't drank in 3 hours, thanks for the reminder. ^^'
Two more to add:
Wash your hands
Wear a mask in public
Awww, thanks : )
Why is it that lately RUclips has been giving me videos when they're only a few minutes old? It's weird, but I like it.
I just witnessed the creation of a new canadian. Such a fascinating process.
Every time I’ve eaten at Denny’s it has been a surreal experience so yes it is the domain of Dionysus.
I’m so glad the Odin post made it on.
I love the headcannon voice PM has for Gaud
I love the last one and I kept laughing at fhe "ONE OF US-"
THE POST MERIDIAN MAN HAS APPEARED
I knew the fact at 1:13 and it's my favourite thing about my name by a long shot
that last one had me CHUCKLING
every time i see a new late night tumblr video i get so exited :D
Hmmm, yes, my daily dose of weird and funny, I needed this
When that one card from Cards Against Humanity has a new meaning for you ("Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot"), and all the more reminds you of good times with a person that it actually happened to...
...those were simpler times.
Also, why do I keep finding my brain calling Moetron "Nina"...???
That last post is like the whole “you’re going to BRAZIL” thing but slightly more passive. Sounds like Canada.
That thumbnail. I don't know how to feel about that. It's the ultimate main character
P.M. Seymour yelling “ONE OF US, ONE OF US” while the flag of Canada appears on-screen is such a fucking mood and I DON’T KNOW WHY
That last one is literally me like down to being texan and everything-
i knew a dennys once and he was just pure chaotic energy, i always knew he was hiding something from me!
The last post reminded me that I have this tiny, Canadian-lookin syrup bottle and I felt I should share that
Don't know if it was intentional, but when that one guy said "probably just a Wednesday", I thought "well yeah, Wednesday is Odin's day here in Norway"
1:42
This
It's
It's like...
Cthulu trying to be freindly and adopting a more likeable form but he's not allowed to get rid of the "if you look at me you'll go insane" thing so he devised this solution
As a Canadian, I can safely say; one of us, one of us, one of us, One Of Us, ONE OF US!
The second post is almost literally the beginning of Kill Six Billion Demons
Just imagine being in a large crowd and saying sorry then just half the crowd just turn and start putting on robes with maple leaves on them on
THE INITIATION HAS BEGUN EH
God i felt that last post, i would be so stressed to pick a fight, and the minute i hurt anyone i just lose it and apologize like crazy trying to bandage them. New term for us Texas Canadians, Rusty Maple
I just got done reading to kill a mocking bird for the first time yesterday, and all of a sudden P.M. posts a video with a reference to Boo Bradley... WHAT!?
One of us....
One Of Us....
ONE Of Us..
ONE Of US..
ONE OF US!!!
(As a Canadian I can confirm final post)
3:34
I just recently read ‘to kill a mockingbird’ (as a graphic novel)
I feel so cool to understand it