So good! The 10 years guy reminds me of Stanley from the episode of the Office where he doesn't notice anything except for the fact that it's 5 pm and time to go home
Makes me cringe at how much I cared on my first day of work. I worked sooooo much and wasted vacay days to prove myself. Hate that my bosses let me. After being in the corporate world 15 years, I was quick to let the new hires know to take those personal days and leave on time. The job doesn’t care about you, so don’t work for free!
Ha! My first meeting (literally my first day) at the U.S. Department of Education, found myself correcting the policy office on some of their own rules. No, it never got any better. After twenty-some years I retired. Didn't want a party, just outta my way suckers, and ran for my life. Retirement-- best job ever!
Facts. Although, as an engineer with 5 years under my belt, I can tell you that none of us care about profits beyond how it affects our team's headcount. We all own company stock as part of our compensation, but we can wait out any downturns since none of us make a regular income off of stocks and just treat stock sales like bonuses
The water bottles and space heater under the desk is totally me! And the most important conversation of the day was where we were ordering lunch from. Now I work from home but still have that space heater zinging away! 😂😂😂
i slept through an entire meeting once. i think i could’ve slept through ALL my meetings and not miss out on anything because they just disseminate the same thing on emails…
The newbie will work with that gung-ho committed attitude until he realizes that he isn’t getting anything above what the the 10+ year guys are getting, and never will. When that reality sinks in, he becomes the 10-year guy. 😂. NOW DO ONE ABOUT HAVING TO WORK WITH THE BOSS’ KID! LOL
"Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each.” ― Plato
This was great, but I can tell that Brad doesn't live in a business jargon world. The corporate doublespeak wasn't flowing out of him like many of his impressions do. (That isn't a bad thing, mind you)
Brad’s character (the veteran employee) is the worst type of trainer, because they will throw in company jargon, expecting you to understand what they’re referring to. Also, they will throw out information so fast, it’s better to take a video recording to review later, than to try and write anything down.
Yeah gotta disagree to this, from my experience and office the 20 to 30 who just started, somethings show up at 900am when we open! Then spend the next 10minutes smoozing, and I the 10year person there 8:30am to make sure everything ready as appts start at 9:00am!
“What is that large machine that distributes PDFs on paper?” 🤣🤣🤣
So good! The 10 years guy reminds me of Stanley from the episode of the Office where he doesn't notice anything except for the fact that it's 5 pm and time to go home
Lol Stanley in the background 😂
🤣 loved that too
Litteraly was about to write that😂
Makes me cringe at how much I cared on my first day of work. I worked sooooo much and wasted vacay days to prove myself. Hate that my bosses let me. After being in the corporate world 15 years, I was quick to let the new hires know to take those personal days and leave on time. The job doesn’t care about you, so don’t work for free!
I feel that "Make me" attitude after 15 years. I fuckin dare you to find someone who will do what I can. Just don't ask me to do it right now.
Follow Christ
As a follower of Jesus, this reply gives me the ick
As a follower of Jesus, this reply gives me the ick
@jackg1899 Literally no one cares about your juvenile "icks." FFS. I thought part of Christianity was humility?
interns vs full time employees:
Lol that's facts about intense traffic if you leave later than 5:08
When I was a Para, I had to time my drive to the minute so as not to be stuck behind school busses the whole way. 😂
Ha! My first meeting (literally my first day) at the U.S. Department of Education, found myself correcting the policy office on some of their own rules. No, it never got any better. After twenty-some years I retired. Didn't want a party, just outta my way suckers, and ran for my life. Retirement-- best job ever!
Jake’s description of a fax machine… 👌😂🤣
First Day Employee: Dwight
10 Years Employee: Jim
And Stanley happens to be in the background. 😂
Jim was a bully
@@rh7968 In the funniest possible way.
@@VioletJoy no
@@rh7968 I wouldn't think it was funny if it was in real life, but it was just a TV show.
Anything after 11AM, I'm not thinking about anything but a hoagie. 🤣
Love the new content. WELCOME BACK SADIQ!!!
I have been both of these men in my years. And I can tell you it is soooo much better being the latter.
NOT THE OFFICE BACK GROUND 😂😭
Hey, Stanley!
My favorite part about this video... Stanley sitting behind Jake.
Brad is all of us in corporate America 🫠
Knowing how much Jake hates apples to oranges, because I listen to Ghostrunner’s Podcast, made the line extra perfect. 👏🏻
The last office reference to the IT guy 😂
Facts. Although, as an engineer with 5 years under my belt, I can tell you that none of us care about profits beyond how it affects our team's headcount. We all own company stock as part of our compensation, but we can wait out any downturns since none of us make a regular income off of stocks and just treat stock sales like bonuses
The water bottles and space heater under the desk is totally me! And the most important conversation of the day was where we were ordering lunch from. Now I work from home but still have that space heater zinging away! 😂😂😂
Never do that first day bullshit with Walmart. The management do not care and neither do the employees.
Guy with first office job right out of college vs everyone else
…the commute shortcuts are life 😂🤣😂🤣😅
i slept through an entire meeting once. i think i could’ve slept through ALL my meetings and not miss out on anything because they just disseminate the same thing on emails…
The newbie will work with that gung-ho committed attitude until he realizes that he isn’t getting anything above what the the 10+ year guys are getting, and never will. When that reality sinks in, he becomes the 10-year guy. 😂. NOW DO ONE ABOUT HAVING TO WORK WITH THE BOSS’ KID! LOL
Man Taco Bell doesn’t have all you can eat! I had to google it. I got excited 😂😂😂
“Get a grip”😂
His laugh afterward. 🤣
"Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each.”
― Plato
Love you guys!!!! 😂😂😂😂
lol Stanley 😂
"curated chaos"...I'm going to have to use that one!
That cube city in the background of Brad makes my stomach turn. Spent 4 years off first corporate job in one. Absolutely miserable.
😂
This was great, but I can tell that Brad doesn't live in a business jargon world. The corporate doublespeak wasn't flowing out of him like many of his impressions do. (That isn't a bad thing, mind you)
Stanley.
Y’all’s videos always pop off and I’ve never even had an office job
As soon as you said you were getting a hoagie … you must be east coast! LOL
Anyone else see Stanley from the office behind Jake?
Love how Jake's glasses are slightly crooked.
Sediq!
😂 TGIF
Yo The Office background!!
I love how you used scenes from The Office.
10 year guy here ...all day....
Brad’s character (the veteran employee) is the worst type of trainer, because they will throw in company jargon, expecting you to understand what they’re referring to. Also, they will throw out information so fast, it’s better to take a video recording to review later, than to try and write anything down.
I see Stanley behind you! 😁
The ten years guy is basically me.
Wow 😂 Hit the nail on the head 😂
So good can really relate
Apples to oranges hahahaa
This is so true! 🤣🤣
So so true.
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah gotta disagree to this, from my experience and office the 20 to 30 who just started, somethings show up at 900am when we open! Then spend the next 10minutes smoozing, and I the 10year person there 8:30am to make sure everything ready as appts start at 9:00am!
720p in 2024 🤐
Video in portrait. Gross.