Blackbeard vs Al Capone. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 4 года назад +21685

    Fun fact: Blackbeard refrained from violence as best he could as he relied on his terrifying image that he crafted alone to get what he wanted.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад +2753

      Of course. Ammo is expensive

    • @Hitherto90
      @Hitherto90 4 года назад +623

      Genius.

    • @sticks4632
      @sticks4632 4 года назад +1631

      @@filmandfirearms well actually its cause he genuinely didnt enjoy murder and fighting.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 года назад +1765

      @@sticks4632 It was a joke. It was also more profitable to not kill the enemy where possible, because you could ransom them back to their country or company

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 года назад +985

      Saves time, lives and resources. Just like the natural world. Fighting is costly and tedious, best to bluff the opponent into submission.

  • @zippy.3014
    @zippy.3014 Год назад +4335

    I just now realized that the gimmick in this fight is that Capone was a real bad guy that kept a good image, while Blackbeard tended to avoid violence but kept a *very* violent image.

    • @jerichoshannon6783
      @jerichoshannon6783 Год назад +449

      How did nobody bring up that Blackbeard was shot five times and stabbed 25 times before finally dying? Dude blockaded a world financial center without a gunshot.

    • @FrinniferFran
      @FrinniferFran Год назад +166

      Al Capone may have been a bad guy, but his evil was focused purely on rival gangs and the Lawmakers.
      He was always for the little man and was one of the most outspoken against prohibition despite him profiting the most from it.

    • @iamdiaze446
      @iamdiaze446 Год назад +12

      @@jerichoshannon6783 Moonwalks... Al Capone.

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 Год назад +139

      ​@@FrinniferFran...no? Al Capone was suspected to be behind the murders of over several dozen people. Not all of which were rival gangs.
      Being against prohibition is a very low bar to clear for being "good". If a crime organization happens to do a good thing every so often that doesn't excuse the evil acts they commit.
      Edward Teach (Black Beard) is not much different. He, among most famous pirates during the golden age of piracy didn't actually kill people all that often. The only reported murder from Blackbeard was when he was literally fighting for his life (and lost it). However, he did still make sailing in the Caribbean far more dangerous. And he greatly impacted the economy of port towns on the southern east coast.

    • @FrinniferFran
      @FrinniferFran Год назад +29

      @@pacmonster066 well, a Silver Tongue certainly got Al Capone far. Being perceived as a Robin Hood (even when he really isn’t) and doing good despite the Evil Acts committed, sure they were all basically publicity stunts, but can you deny the positive effect it had on people going through the Great Depression and all the lives he’s touched through his acts of Charity? I will admit that he was CERTAINLY no saint, but if people even after ALL this time, are still willing to speak of him in such high esteem these days (namely those who were affected by his charity) it speaks volumes on who is more fondly remembered.
      Especially NOWADAYS when we’re in such times where even THE GOVERNMENT is turning their back on those less fortunate.

  • @jacobrowe5044
    @jacobrowe5044 5 лет назад +9282

    Nobody notice the line about "Teaches"? I always thought it was "Teachers" as Capone did actually attack his teacher, but Blackbeard's name was Edward Teach, which makes the line even better 👏

    • @excaliber009
      @excaliber009 5 лет назад +336

      That's amazing. It's so cool how I keep finding new details to appreciate about these battles even years later.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 5 лет назад +178

      Wow! I honestly thought it was a typo for teachers. These guys are so incredible how much they research for their battles.

    • @beingawesomeisawesome9803
      @beingawesomeisawesome9803 5 лет назад +26

      Well they do their research before writing

    • @jakobdeleon1214
      @jakobdeleon1214 5 лет назад +12

      damn that’s well wrote

    • @valixx1161
      @valixx1161 5 лет назад +77

      Actually his name was Edward Thatch but the Boston Letter acidentally wrote his name wrong.

  • @darkmoon4135
    @darkmoon4135 2 года назад +1701

    Al Capone: I'm ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.
    Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

  • @Tadeuhfs
    @Tadeuhfs 3 года назад +15115

    Took me years to notice that Blackbeard crew stole Al Capone's rum, and then Al's henchmen sent Edward Kenway to kill them lol

    • @johndevries7397
      @johndevries7397 3 года назад +510

      Lol just like the valentine massacre

    • @cmn1035
      @cmn1035 3 года назад +609

      Took me reading this to realize it!! ERB does not mess around they do the research.. I love this

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 3 года назад +66

      Thank you for explaining it.

    • @Cowinator66
      @Cowinator66 3 года назад +73

      And I didn't really realize this until I read this comment.

    • @chocotolu564
      @chocotolu564 3 года назад +14

      @@Cowinator66 same hahha

  • @michaeldelvecchio1990
    @michaeldelvecchio1990 4 года назад +7964

    When u realize that EpicLloyd has played Hitler, Capone, and Stalin.

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 4 года назад +558

      He has become too powerful for this world.

    • @luisjaviermartinez5827
      @luisjaviermartinez5827 4 года назад +451

      He is too good at being evil

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 3 года назад +110

      That's why he sounded familiar, at least with the port and starboard line

    • @solaran90
      @solaran90 3 года назад +73

      Cause Peter "had the brains to let a midget play the bad guy."

    • @anthonydoll8574
      @anthonydoll8574 3 года назад +13

      He has control of the Senate and the courts! He's too dangerous to be left alive!

  • @shannonharris898
    @shannonharris898 4 года назад +4730

    "You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine.....if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes"
    Underrated AF.

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 года назад +30

      Oh ye jail rape lmao so funny ho ho almost as funny as Vader your mom joke -_-

    • @ashercattley9080
      @ashercattley9080 4 года назад +96

      Dejan F ok

    • @Yomia1488
      @Yomia1488 4 года назад +88

      Dejan F got raped in jail

    • @chrislowe447
      @chrislowe447 4 года назад +78

      @@dejanf8168 butt hurt much? Get over yourself🤣🤣

    • @chanelzz7665
      @chanelzz7665 4 года назад +18

      Yomia Then i would feel sorry for them, Jail rape still isn’t funny even tho The rap was actually gold

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw 3 года назад +2775

    “Rap so hard they call me Al, dente”
    Whoever wrote that line deserves a fucking raise.

    • @owengray4922
      @owengray4922 3 года назад +62

      I wrote it

    • @zeal7895
      @zeal7895 2 года назад +31

      They should be fired. His raps are so good they're only slightly hard? Awful line delivered perfectly.

    • @efraimgarcia7876
      @efraimgarcia7876 2 года назад +224

      @@zeal7895 That's not the point of the comparison. Al dente is considered the perfect way to cook pasta, and it's not easy to master: it requires measuring the timing to perfection to avoid overcooking and messing it up. Both making pasta al dente and rapping hard require superior skill in their respective fields; as such, this is a boast by Al about his top-notch rapping skills, which he is claiming to be comparable to the top-notch cooking skills required to be able to make perfect pasta al dente.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 2 года назад

      @@zeal7895 truly the words of someone who can’t cook for shit

    • @notme222
      @notme222 2 года назад +29

      @@efraimgarcia7876 Good explanation, but they should have picked a different adjective besides "hard". It could have been "Rap so fine they call me Al ... dente", for one example.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 3 года назад +4839

    Pirate trivia: a Black flag flown by a pirate was actually a good sign. It meant if their target ship heaved to and surrendered, the pirates would only take the crew prisoner. A red flag flown meant no quarter offered.

    • @Zach-mw5so
      @Zach-mw5so 3 года назад +363

      True. And it makes sense in Assassin’s Creed 4. When you capture a ship some of the living crew surrenders and you can hire them. Edward wasn’t a bad pirate in that sense unlike Bart Roberts. He’d murder everyone

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 2 года назад +120

      Some of the One Piece crews need to update their flags then

    • @michaelchallis4129
      @michaelchallis4129 2 года назад +41

      Yay prisoner.

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 2 года назад +35

      @@michaelchallis4129 being prisoner isn't fun. But neither is dying

    • @cykasoviet831
      @cykasoviet831 2 года назад +30

      Idk abt any of that, but the black flag w a skull & crossbones was flown by all ships that had some kind of infection within its crew so they were sent to the sick bay instead of the normal port. Pirates adopted the flag since it was much easier the sneak into towns that way

  • @windowstudios45
    @windowstudios45 5 лет назад +5177

    A normal person: You smell
    Me, an intellectual: THE ONLY LEGEND YOU LEFT WAS YOUR PROHIBITION ON SOAP

    • @jay-jq5pc
      @jay-jq5pc 5 лет назад +24

      Loooool

    • @sebastiansebastian5270
      @sebastiansebastian5270 5 лет назад +12

      haha true

    • @drakon6-921
      @drakon6-921 5 лет назад +48

      WindowStudios45 Tbh ERB has a lot of lines which could be used in this way 😂. Such as Beethoven’s line in Beethoven vs Justin Bieber: “You want to trade blows, You can’t even hit puberty.”

    • @galacticzer04
      @galacticzer04 5 лет назад +2

      Omg 😂

    • @robertsuhren3543
      @robertsuhren3543 4 года назад

      I don't get it

  • @TOPNOTCHIDIOTS
    @TOPNOTCHIDIOTS 5 лет назад +5152

    You ain’t tough guy my kids dress like you for Halloween lol

    • @dylanv2559
      @dylanv2559 5 лет назад +56

      Weird. This was posted 2days ago by a RUclips channel of nearly a Million subscribers And nobody has reacted

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 4 года назад +17

      not even after 8 months

    • @wesleykrueger2190
      @wesleykrueger2190 4 года назад +8

      Yeah it weird

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 4 года назад +28

      @@shawnupole9316 beside, in Blackbeard first verse he said "Ain't no parrot on my shoulder, and no rings in my ear, I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer". He's acknowledging modern depiction of pirate (Captain Crunch, Halloween costume, Jack Sparrow), and excluding himself by saying he isn't the same as them even before Al Capone use it as an insult.

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 4 года назад +13

      Coming from a guy that people dress up as for Halloween.

  • @slumbynature4557
    @slumbynature4557 3 года назад +312

    Capone had so much flex in this ERB. The rhymes and the body movement just made this look like a regular day at the office.

    • @allthevideogames212
      @allthevideogames212 2 года назад +6

      how would you know 😳

    • @mrsbethaniesmith
      @mrsbethaniesmith Год назад +3

      😍

    • @bigbuffguy9589
      @bigbuffguy9589 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep. Capone's lines are great, but its his swagger and confidence that really sell it. He made this look very easy.

  • @jonahm9352
    @jonahm9352 5 лет назад +8720

    After Blackbeard’s verse I thought Al Capone wouldn’t recover
    I was wrong

    • @elite_huntr47
      @elite_huntr47 5 лет назад +63

      agreed

    • @tarmicachiwara2973
      @tarmicachiwara2973 5 лет назад +223

      Prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination

    • @moddrrrusky2910
      @moddrrrusky2910 5 лет назад +226

      JOnAhCrAB Rap so hard call me Al
      Dente

    • @anthos8182
      @anthos8182 5 лет назад +51

      ModdrrRusky 2 I lost my shit when he said Al said that

    • @tonybarnes1117
      @tonybarnes1117 5 лет назад +13

      @@tarmicachiwara2973 i was like ooooooooooo wen he said that😂😂

  • @adityapathak5761
    @adityapathak5761 6 лет назад +5755

    In terms of flow as well as lyrics, this is easily one of the best ERB of all time. Both had amazing lines, and delivered them well. The mannerisms of the characters were on point too, this is my favorite ERB, no doubt.

    • @charlesjefferson4372
      @charlesjefferson4372 6 лет назад +106

      I think it's inarguably the best one

    • @Nijht
      @Nijht 6 лет назад +127

      Just looking through the other comments, you can see it seems people are pretty evenly split on who won. So yeah, they did a damn good job on this one.

    • @ERB
      @ERB  6 лет назад +498

      Thanks for the kind words. :) Very appreciated.

    • @rafaelestorque1685
      @rafaelestorque1685 6 лет назад +11

      ERB oh hey

    • @triikz1370
      @triikz1370 5 лет назад +20

      @@ERB this is defo the best one, or maybe the Edgar Allen poe one but I was ashamed to not see it in either of ur top 5s

  • @Maligale.
    @Maligale. 4 года назад +3329

    Why does Loyd and Peter literally look like anyone

  • @drowningpooralice5505
    @drowningpooralice5505 Год назад +171

    The thing about Blackbeard is he was a bit like a rattlesnake or a poison arrow frog. Dangerous animals use fear tactics to announce their inedible nature. In short a man that wore 6 pistols, lit fuses and a sword is telling you he don't want none, but if you keep it up he'll oblige.

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 9 месяцев назад +15

      True,
      But that doesn’t mean Blackbeard wasn’t above making an “example” if it meant making it clear that he wasn’t messing around.

    • @GloriouslyIncadescent
      @GloriouslyIncadescent 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@underworldguardian704 ya idk, didn't he end up attacking the wrong boat? failing to pirate a vessel and intimidate a trained crew cost him his life, I just don't think that was the lesson he was tryna Teach.
      dude couldn't fight, thats why he had 6 guns, thats called overcompensation.

    • @Spedwill
      @Spedwill Месяц назад

      ⁠@@GloriouslyIncadescenthe had six guns because each gun only has 1 shot and takes a long ass time to reload

  • @seanwalter9383
    @seanwalter9383 5 лет назад +5664

    "You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween."
    Winning line

  • @snubabubba2745
    @snubabubba2745 5 лет назад +4549

    "Raps so hard call me Al... Dente."
    And we're done here folks.

    • @tinbtinb1148
      @tinbtinb1148 5 лет назад +81

      Explain this one
      Feels like I am missing something obvious

    • @ont6714
      @ont6714 5 лет назад +270

      @@tinbtinb1148 Al Dente means hard pasta in Italian

    • @antoniofondacaro7238
      @antoniofondacaro7238 5 лет назад +189

      Al dente is a specific technique where you cook pasta intentionally hard.
      I think it also literally means hard pasta in Italian as well.

    • @susannabianchin525
      @susannabianchin525 5 лет назад +1

      Antonio Fondacaro it is

    • @langolodelladistopia6171
      @langolodelladistopia6171 5 лет назад +31

      *wear the teacher's hat with the Italian flag on it* I know that this day would have arrived.
      As Italian I can tell you 100% that "pasta al dente" is a specific tecnique to cook the pasta to let it intentionally hard. This come with some clear advantages: hard pasta last longer (perfect for cold pastas or buffet/brunch situation) or when you have to pack pasta for a fast lunch (example: wifes pack pasta lunchbox for husbands). Finally, is the only correct way to do the famous Pastapie (in italian "pasticcio di pasta).

  • @Z3phlar
    @Z3phlar 9 лет назад +2225

    This one is so fucking well written.

    • @sharptoothwmhc835
      @sharptoothwmhc835 9 лет назад +95

      The line about burning the boat and collecting the insurance money made me sad that' I'd probably never here another line as dope as that as long as I live.

    • @Z3phlar
      @Z3phlar 9 лет назад +16

      Right? Gangster asf.

    • @mattx1875
      @mattx1875 9 лет назад +49

      +Z3PHLAR Insurance fraud from Capone, Rum hijacking from Blackbeard, this one is about real gangsters none of that street thug bs.

    • @kme321
      @kme321 9 лет назад

      +Z3PHLAR I agree, best flow in my opinion.

    • @Z3phlar
      @Z3phlar 9 лет назад +2

      The new stuff doesn't even compare to this season here. They've lost some of that spark I think.

  • @christeadt656
    @christeadt656 6 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks!

  • @dragonx889
    @dragonx889 8 лет назад +10942

    EL Chapo Vs. Pablo Escobar: The Most Famous Drug Lords in history.

  • @asadmarji1786
    @asadmarji1786 4 года назад +8214

    The delivery of the line "Rap so hard, call me Al... dente," might go down as one of the best in ERB history.

  • @maturin1919
    @maturin1919 5 лет назад +2461

    "Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned."
    Strong finish.

    • @serarinfinity7125
      @serarinfinity7125 4 года назад +11

      at the end from some reason i really had a feeling to get assasins creed 4 Black flag . dont ask me why

    • @salmanuel4053
      @salmanuel4053 4 года назад +9

      One of the finest of all ERB finishes.

    • @SharpleK
      @SharpleK 4 года назад +2

      @@serarinfinity7125 greatest assasins creed game and its so underrated. its actually so fun to play

    • @tomdittmar
      @tomdittmar 4 года назад +1

      @@SharpleK Definitely a great game... They simply shouldn't have called it Assassin's Creed from my point of view

    • @greekmonkey9790
      @greekmonkey9790 4 года назад +25

      Not really a strong finish because Blackbeard was from North Carolina, not South Carolina. I'm shocked that ERB screwed that one up or maybe they did it on purpose since Capone dropped out of school and wouldn't have learned that fact.

  • @Abyss84
    @Abyss84 Год назад +90

    “ This is Capone rappin, I’m cappin this captain, capiche?” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Greninjia
    @Greninjia 3 года назад +11650

    fun fact: Capone was actually arrested on grounds of tax evasion
    that angered Capone's father who punished him severely

  • @Raminator243
    @Raminator243 5 лет назад +3811

    This is the most underrated ERB of all time

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 года назад +90

      *Ivan the Terrible vs. Alexander the Great has entered the chat*

    • @FakeDaikyu
      @FakeDaikyu 4 года назад +56

      Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong: Am I a joke to you?

    • @1nicolascagefan561
      @1nicolascagefan561 4 года назад +32

      Houdini vs copperfield entered the chat

    • @vgdrent2852
      @vgdrent2852 4 года назад +31

      Zeus vs Thor.

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 года назад +8

      @@0NG4RN Actually Rasputin vs Stalin is their third most viewed

  • @galaxvexxtheholy
    @galaxvexxtheholy 4 года назад +4372

    Normal people: *listens to the whole rap battle*
    Me: *can’t get past the part where Al Capone called Blackbeard “Captain crunch”*

  • @matthewbuza3120
    @matthewbuza3120 2 года назад +137

    This video gives me goosebumps every time. Those bars bro XD

  • @IWish2500
    @IWish2500 8 лет назад +5370

    EpicLLOYD did an amazing impersonation of a gangster

    • @gay_dentists
      @gay_dentists 8 лет назад +118

      impression

    • @LilHongBoot
      @LilHongBoot 7 лет назад +230

      yeah honestly you're right, that was a really good impression, not even the voice but the acting was incredible

    • @javanbrown4313
      @javanbrown4313 7 лет назад +25

      Brian Stewart
      Was black beard left handed or is peter?
      Both the pistols are facing the left and the sword was in his right side?

    • @CornStreetVEVO
      @CornStreetVEVO 7 лет назад +178

      lets not ignore peter's great pirate accent

    • @belzebul
      @belzebul 7 лет назад +59

      His first verse totally sounds like Joe Pesci in his prime :D

  • @Chaoddity
    @Chaoddity 6 лет назад +2023

    The backgrounds my favorite part. Blackbeard's men steal Capone's alcohol (1:23)(1:29) and Capone's men order a hit on Blackbeard's men (1:35)(1:47).

    • @tacobandit2622
      @tacobandit2622 6 лет назад +130

      Holy shit I never noticed that’s amazing

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 6 лет назад +16

      Chaoddities hate to repeat what the other replies say, but I never noticed that before either

    • @oleksiiprikhodko9075
      @oleksiiprikhodko9075 6 лет назад +31

      I never made the connection that it was alcohol they stole 😭

    • @sirskinny
      @sirskinny 6 лет назад +57

      and the hired an assassin from assassins creed to pull it off

    • @needlesslll7490
      @needlesslll7490 6 лет назад +43

      Yeah, that particular assassin was from Black Flag, close friend to Blackbeard actually

  • @derekwilliamson5386
    @derekwilliamson5386 6 лет назад +2129

    "The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap"
    😂😂😂

  • @striker_lightning5732
    @striker_lightning5732 2 года назад +31

    "when I toss you overboard like a mob abomination, so prepared to learn the davy jones locker combination" yo bro that was sick though. gotta be my favorite line

  • @astrotheultimate
    @astrotheultimate 8 лет назад +2255

    This battle is so under appreciated

    • @Imsoscared38647
      @Imsoscared38647 8 лет назад +28

      Astro theultimate 40 mil views is definitely under appreciated

    • @FirepowerWow
      @FirepowerWow 8 лет назад +74

      yeah alot of other ERB has 90 mil which this deserves

    • @earloflordship1579
      @earloflordship1579 8 лет назад +3

      FirepowerWow Not a lot, there are only a few with 90mill.

    • @Kpopexpert2703
      @Kpopexpert2703 7 лет назад +1

      Astro theultimate yeah

    • @andrewyang9550
      @andrewyang9550 6 лет назад +1

      This one actually has a lot more views than lots of other rap battles

  • @SabotSender
    @SabotSender 8 лет назад +964

    This is still probably one of ERB's greatest battles.

    • @Kifflom
      @Kifflom 8 лет назад +14

      Yes. This, James Bond vs Austin Powers & Jack The Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter are the best three.

    • @Kifflom
      @Kifflom 8 лет назад +1

      I think I should perhaps remove this from my list, and add the Gordon Ramsey vs Julia Childs, instead.

    • @mansericsson6727
      @mansericsson6727 8 лет назад +3

      +Saul Trow (GTAVideos) Keep this one and remove the Bond one

    • @Kifflom
      @Kifflom 8 лет назад

      Måns Ericsson That one's really good.

    • @mansericsson6727
      @mansericsson6727 8 лет назад +1

      Saul Trow Not better then this one. (My opinion)

  • @lastmistakeyoullmake
    @lastmistakeyoullmake 5 лет назад +1839

    “You ain’t a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween....”
    Damn

    • @austinburns9480
      @austinburns9480 5 лет назад +15

      Last Mistake You'll Make one of the weakest lines in this

    • @agedinthesun6689
      @agedinthesun6689 5 лет назад +6

      After many listens I call it even, this is probably their best work.

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker 5 лет назад +7

      This line makes no sense in my opinion

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 лет назад +50

      @@SpiderManpeterxxxparker How? It's perfect to highlight how childish pirates have been reduced throughout the years.

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker 5 лет назад +2

      @@Gadget-Walkmen good point lol

  • @VampireFan-rf5kb
    @VampireFan-rf5kb Год назад +103

    Fun Fact: EpicLLOYD had said that Al Capone was one of his favorite characters he has played in Epic Rap Battles of History so far along with Skrillex, Adolf Hitler, Walter White, and Clint Eastwood being EpicLLOYD's other favorite characters he has played in ERB so far as well.
    Nice Peter had also mentioned that he thought Capone's first verse in this ERB video had one of the best flows in ERB history so far.

    • @fallen9997
      @fallen9997 Год назад

      TIL EpicLloyd also played Eastwood in ERB.

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 Год назад +1

      He played Hitler? Jesus Christ

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 5 месяцев назад

      That last bit about Nice Peter is originally what lead me to this video.

  • @jamessistrunk8899
    @jamessistrunk8899 4 года назад +2352

    How is no one talking about the greatest line: "I mean that rat-nest beard trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!" That was a big yikes

    • @BFBrown3
      @BFBrown3 4 года назад +43

      I recite that one for reason out loud constantly.

    • @supermel1848
      @supermel1848 4 года назад +75

      You're not gonna act like "If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes" is also a big yikes

    • @jamessistrunk8899
      @jamessistrunk8899 4 года назад +4

      You right about that SuperMel18

    • @eddietuggles3679
      @eddietuggles3679 4 года назад +5

      I have no idea what happens when you get marooned so that line flew right over my head.

    • @trevormeijer6165
      @trevormeijer6165 4 года назад +16

      @@eddietuggles3679 it means if you get stranded on an island for example

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 5 лет назад +3004

    "Prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination."
    Catchy line but Al Capone still won.

    • @donovangill3138
      @donovangill3138 5 лет назад +11

      Andrew Burton years after I first saw this and I still get that line stuck in my head.

    • @InterestedGuy
      @InterestedGuy 5 лет назад +34

      The soap respectfully disagrees

    • @serarinfinity7125
      @serarinfinity7125 4 года назад +6

      the prohibition on soap and the one about the beard. finishers

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +8

      Hell no, Al Capone CRUSHED him!

    • @benderbotx
      @benderbotx 4 года назад +1

      wrong

  • @orlanzo2621
    @orlanzo2621 8 лет назад +218

    Till this day ill still say this is one of the best ERBs ever. love it.

    • @JediPolock
      @JediPolock 7 лет назад +4

      Oh yea I still love listing to this one. It's real gangta rap

    • @pointsoflife8650
      @pointsoflife8650 7 лет назад +6

      +JediPolock Al Capone voice 😂

    • @MD-nf5rr
      @MD-nf5rr 7 лет назад +2

      tyeah this one is well thought out

  • @resusmedic4494
    @resusmedic4494 10 дней назад +2

    Funny that Black Beard was hitting Capone with the syphilis rhymes when he had syphilis. They found a urethral syringe and mercury on his ship (these were the treatment for syphilis from the 16th to early 20th century)

  • @pcvrisepic
    @pcvrisepic 5 лет назад +1185

    Is nobody gonna talk about Capone calling Blackbeard Cap’n Crunch?

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 5 лет назад +2896

    “Ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.”
    Come on, man. He was great.

    • @eternasapphiremoon81
      @eternasapphiremoon81 5 лет назад +131

      Thank you! I'm not the only one that thought PotC was fantastic! :D. If anything, Depp SAVED PotC. (considering he said it was the only role he had separation anxiety with, and even travels to hospitals wearing the costume for kids!)

    • @Sabakryou
      @Sabakryou 5 лет назад +155

      I think it means Johnny Depp was so good it ruined other pirates

    • @thebombasticbrofist7659
      @thebombasticbrofist7659 5 лет назад +15

      Sabakryou You are right

    • @velvetsparrow
      @velvetsparrow 5 лет назад +7

      “JOHNNY DEPP WAS NOT THAT BAD!!! ...And cross Depp reference off the list...”

    • @LordKefka
      @LordKefka 5 лет назад +6

      @@velvetsparrow Omg None piece reference

  • @Santiago4three
    @Santiago4three 5 лет назад +641

    "Im a busy man Capn Crunch so imma make this quick"
    Dayum that WAS quick

  • @zakenmaru8612
    @zakenmaru8612 2 года назад +55

    "I mean, that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"
    They both went hard, but that line SOLD it.

  • @cuppajoe3095
    @cuppajoe3095 3 года назад +2229

    Am I the only one who felt that "So prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination" line way too hard 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Somecollegekid4525
    @Somecollegekid4525 4 года назад +909

    Al Capone did bitch slap one of his teachers. Got kicked out of school for that. I did a paper with a lot of him in it for my university history class so I’ve done plenty of research on him. ERB does it’s research.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 года назад +155

      Notice he doesn't say "teachers" he says "teaches"
      Blackbeard's real name was Edward Teach.
      How damn good are ERB?
      They're referencing both him slapping his teacher AND him slapping Edward Teach aka Blackbeard. All in 1 line.

    • @cmn1035
      @cmn1035 3 года назад +21

      They sure do that’s what makes them even better

    • @garry3465
      @garry3465 3 года назад +18

      @@Tkieron arguably the hardest bar in the battle. Using a double entendre for his name and the historical reference to slapping a teacher.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 3 года назад +4

      @@Tkieron this comment deserve mor likes than the post

    • @Songittheledgebog
      @Songittheledgebog 3 года назад

      That teacher deserved it too

  • @AshenAlbaz0079
    @AshenAlbaz0079 8 лет назад +573

    "you ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up as you for halloween"
    game
    set
    match

    • @pooterdabooter
      @pooterdabooter 8 лет назад +4

      your an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter that no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers......... black beard won

    • @KeojiMaru
      @KeojiMaru 8 лет назад

      Well on Halloween kids dress up as things they fear, or things they think is scary so....lol

    • @hectorluquin1547
      @hectorluquin1547 8 лет назад +12

      Shakeem Brown Yeah because hot dogs and Disney Princesses are soooo terrifying.

    • @alacnaythegreat1054
      @alacnaythegreat1054 8 лет назад +9

      It also shows infamy. No-one dresses up like Al Capone because he was just a guy in a suit most kids haven't heard of. But when you here Blackbeard you instantly think of the most iconic pirate.

    • @mlgmlg181
      @mlgmlg181 8 лет назад

      then why do some girls dress up as a princess for Halloween? lol XD

  • @M.Aggron_23
    @M.Aggron_23 Год назад +11

    1:47
    Timestamp it man!!
    That was so coo

  • @jamesrichardson4965
    @jamesrichardson4965 6 лет назад +4051

    Honestly??🤔🤔 This should have been a trilogy. They were too evenly matched. I'll give it to Capone due to the fact his feedback was vicious. But Blackbeard killed it the second time.

    • @woofer2121
      @woofer2121 6 лет назад +78

      give then at least a rematch

    • @jamesrichardson4965
      @jamesrichardson4965 6 лет назад +7

      Edward Grindstaff precisely👍

    • @jamesrichardson4965
      @jamesrichardson4965 6 лет назад +17

      BlAckH0le yeah I seen that one too. If I said it before, I'll say it again, this should be a rematch/trilogy.

    • @HyperScorpio8688
      @HyperScorpio8688 6 лет назад +16

      James Richardson too bad they temporarily retired the channel. Hopefully they'll be back... :)

    • @blank-se1qs
      @blank-se1qs 6 лет назад +1

      BlAckH0le they retired? why?

  • @0utrage850
    @0utrage850 4 года назад +606

    Me: Trying to sleep
    My brain: "I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger"

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 4 года назад +6

      Oh,the No Sleep Pack is $999.99
      (c'mon we're Apple)

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 года назад +23

      Walk under the black flag with the scallywag swagger

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 3 года назад +20

      Me: in an exam
      My brain: IM THE HIGH SEAS CAESAR, MY COLD HEART IS MANY DEGREES BENEATH THE DEEP FREEZER

    • @0utrage850
      @0utrage850 3 года назад +3

      We all memorised the lyrics then lol

    • @dinkydamn
      @dinkydamn 3 года назад +5

      This and the one from Thanos vs Oppenheimer seems to get stuck in my head every now and then.
      Got a fist of gold when I'm rapping
      Six Infinity Gems what I'm packing!

  • @AlexisDelanoir0
    @AlexisDelanoir0 10 лет назад +744

    Someone needs to tell EpicLLOYD he needs to go into acting. He plays the part of his characters so well: just look at the face he has when he plays Capone. It's the kind of narcissistic, disengaged look of someone who has seen so many people die he could paint his house with their blood. It's a dangerous look, and not many people can pull it off on acting alone.

    • @DomesticatedRambo0
      @DomesticatedRambo0 10 лет назад +38

      Maybe EpicLLOYD is secretly in with the Crips.

    • @AlexisDelanoir0
      @AlexisDelanoir0 10 лет назад

      ***** Gotcha ;) Just sent you a message on Hangouts.

    • @ChangeTheFate249
      @ChangeTheFate249 10 лет назад +7

      I totally agree! Just look at his eyes at 0:52-0:54. They just ooze arrogance hahahah. EpicLlyod is certainly talented.

    • @tyk5438
      @tyk5438 10 лет назад

      Agreed

    • @AlexisDelanoir0
      @AlexisDelanoir0 10 лет назад

      Eh, maybe. He always feels/acts the way he always does when he plays different characters. Blackbeard was one of his better ones, but he's not as good as EpicLLOYD is.

  • @stokyie4702
    @stokyie4702 2 года назад +110

    I always love coming back to this video, it reminds me of my Grandpa Antonio, he was born in the twenties and met Al Capone, I remember the story passed down from my dad about this, my grandfather at the time was around 7, and he was asked by Al Capone to run numbers for him, which if you don't know what that means, look it up, but in short, it means he wanted my grandpa to find lottery numbers, basically simple money related things that Al Capone was known to do, when my grandpa refused, Al Capone laughed and handed him a twenty(equal of $100)while saying, "You're a good kid, you better follow what your parents say." and told him to go home essentially. I have a lot more stories about my family and the ties between them and Al Capone, and I always like coming back to this to remind me how important my family is and what they've done leading up to my generation, or the 3rd Italian-American generation, after my great grandparents moved to the U.S. from Italy.

    • @KaptainKommissar
      @KaptainKommissar 2 года назад +3

      goat shit bro

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan Год назад

      Your grandpa got lucky…

    • @gabrieledimattia6164
      @gabrieledimattia6164 Год назад +1

      DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!

    • @albertoswald8461
      @albertoswald8461 Год назад +4

      @@ichigopockychan , I don't think Capone would have hurt a seven year old boy at all nor his family if they were civilians not bothering his business. That would be bad PR and bad for his business.

    • @maleexile9053
      @maleexile9053 Год назад +1

      ​@@albertoswald8461it would make him look bad

  • @QuiaraWiggins
    @QuiaraWiggins 9 лет назад +609

    Who else loves al capones accent I'm so in love with it

  • @michaelking7874
    @michaelking7874 8 лет назад +978

    the actor for al capone fuck! guy can really pull off any roll he gets... pulled off trump good as well

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 8 лет назад +72

      Yeah I love EpicLloyd as well.

    • @drgnflyzz
      @drgnflyzz 8 лет назад +6

      Michael King he's talented for sure

    • @mlgmlg181
      @mlgmlg181 8 лет назад +9

      it's epicloyd and I agree he is a great actor

    • @Sleepingunderground1
      @Sleepingunderground1 8 лет назад +11

      nice Peter played trump too

    • @jimmynutpie839
      @jimmynutpie839 8 лет назад +1

      Michael King guess you never saw Ross vs Picasso. His Spanish accent sucked

  • @nothomebutnotreally3782
    @nothomebutnotreally3782 6 лет назад +431

    The number of voices that epiclloyd is amazing

    • @xeno2358
      @xeno2358 5 лет назад +22

      They did explain how they change their pitch in editing to make every character sound different. But still I love how much work EpicLLOYD puts into these. Nice Peter aswell. The entire team puts a piece of their soul into these.

  • @karstenallen
    @karstenallen 3 года назад +247

    Blackbeard's part at 1:15-1:25 is easily one of the best collections of bars in ERB History

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +4

      WE GET IT YOU'RE A PIRATE
      XD

  • @jimdoodle9334
    @jimdoodle9334 9 лет назад +978

    the guy from assassins creed in the background wins

  • @bradjohnson5831
    @bradjohnson5831 6 лет назад +1172

    I'm a busy man captain crunch 😂😂

    • @desidada100
      @desidada100 6 лет назад +14

      I heard that line right when it played in the background
      hue hue..

    • @CantUwU
      @CantUwU 6 лет назад +5

      I knew he won right there.

    • @fingerscrossed2453
      @fingerscrossed2453 6 лет назад +2

      Brad Johnson
      al Capone won this one I think but black beards rhyme were still tight

    • @zackspangler99
      @zackspangler99 6 лет назад +1

      That won him the vid XD

    • @caiorexpeito2015
      @caiorexpeito2015 6 лет назад

      i'll make this quick 😂😂😂😂

  • @Green-fo8ei
    @Green-fo8ei 7 лет назад +4547

    Epiclloyd should be a voice actor

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 7 лет назад +124

      I agree, he’d be amazing at it

    • @flambie5306
      @flambie5306 7 лет назад +174

      He'll do pretty much every character in the universe perfectly

    • @c.darwin9259
      @c.darwin9259 6 лет назад +73

      Billy Bob I think he’s just a great actor in general, tbh he’s wasting his talent on RUclips as he could probably be making twice the amount of money he’s currently earning if he took to television instead.

    • @theman5838
      @theman5838 6 лет назад +202

      Yeah such a waste, hes doing what he loves for a living..
      shut yo ass up

    • @theman5838
      @theman5838 6 лет назад +16

      relax forsenW

  • @p.atrick.
    @p.atrick. 3 года назад +185

    blackbeard's first verse is one of the hardest in ERB history imo

    • @LoganNagol
      @LoganNagol 3 года назад +12

      same that shit is so good

    • @tarunraajiv7834
      @tarunraajiv7834 2 года назад +22

      the Davy Jones locker combination line

    • @chandlerc17230
      @chandlerc17230 2 года назад +4

      Capone definitely won but I think people overlook Blackbeard’s verses. He had some good stuff too

    • @tarunraajiv7834
      @tarunraajiv7834 2 года назад +14

      @@chandlerc17230 naah bro the Edward kenway like was weak af i wish it was something else
      BB's verse went too damn hard

    • @tarunraajiv7834
      @tarunraajiv7834 2 года назад +9

      @@chandlerc17230 the best part is this came like 9 years ago and we're still debating 😆.
      Erb is really fucking great

  • @threeesg733
    @threeesg733 8 лет назад +420

    Am I the only one that thinks this is the best written erb ever?

    • @nilsmedskills2560
      @nilsmedskills2560 8 лет назад +3

      ur not alone, my friend

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 8 лет назад +8

      Capone seemed a little slicker with the lyrics than Blackbeard. Maybe that's just rebuttal advantage.

    • @janiecekeys4765
      @janiecekeys4765 7 лет назад +2

      Mayhem Gaming
      thor vs zeus is mines

    • @staaannar1295
      @staaannar1295 7 лет назад

      Mayhem Gaming I hope so

    • @vladimirakopyan4088
      @vladimirakopyan4088 7 лет назад

      Yeah, this one is amaaazing

  • @secondsun6963
    @secondsun6963 6 лет назад +3483

    “Rap so hard they call me Al...Dente.”
    And with that Capone wins 😂

    • @FusionCoreHoarder
      @FusionCoreHoarder 6 лет назад +44

      English aint my first language, so can you please explain to me what does Al...dente means?

    • @secondsun6963
      @secondsun6963 6 лет назад +130

      Anh Kiệt Nguyễn al dente is a used to describe pasta, “to the tooth” or tough. He’s also Italian so it’s funny that way too, since it’s an Italian phrase.

    • @FusionCoreHoarder
      @FusionCoreHoarder 6 лет назад +34

      @@secondsun6963 thanks :))) that explains why many comments say that line is dope

    • @secondsun6963
      @secondsun6963 6 лет назад +1

      Anh Kiệt Nguyễn không có gì!

    • @FusionCoreHoarder
      @FusionCoreHoarder 6 лет назад

      @@secondsun6963 r u Vietnamese? :)))

  • @8Smoker8
    @8Smoker8 3 года назад +3079

    "Beef with me? Please! I'm the high seas Caesar!" Best line, game, set, match. You don't wanna start a beef with the King of the seas, and Caesar salad has chicken, not beef. Just in case anyone missed that.

    • @djlethargic
      @djlethargic 3 года назад +88

      Definitely not the best line

    • @scourge8143
      @scourge8143 3 года назад +41

      Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got capowned!

    • @ElSSBM
      @ElSSBM 3 года назад +28

      I think they were actually referring to Julius Caesar.

    • @8Smoker8
      @8Smoker8 3 года назад +58

      @@ElSSBM they were referring to both, that's the whole point.

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh 3 года назад +8

      @@djlethargic It may not be the best line but Blackbeard had some bangers in here

  • @koolguyIII
    @koolguyIII Месяц назад +1

    This is still one of my favorite ERBs,
    It has two amazing picks for characters,
    Amazing verses,
    Amazing creativity,
    And an amazing instrumental.

  • @marinhrabric6162
    @marinhrabric6162 8 лет назад +249

    the al dente joke was awesome

    • @lrdrskillz1
      @lrdrskillz1 8 лет назад +1

      what does it mean?

    • @marinhrabric6162
      @marinhrabric6162 8 лет назад +25

      +Luis “lrdrskillz” R al dente is an italian way of cooking rice and pasta. you cook/boil it a little shorter than usual so that it's almost done and a bit raw/hard. so Capone meant that he's hardcore or something like that. a tough nut to crack if u will

    • @lrdrskillz1
      @lrdrskillz1 8 лет назад

      thanks!!

    • @marinhrabric6162
      @marinhrabric6162 8 лет назад

      +Luis “lrdrskillz” R np.

    • @zeppelinled3967
      @zeppelinled3967 8 лет назад

      teach me how to make food then if you know all that much! i dont even know how to make eggz :D im failure in cookin :(

  • @RookieODST2
    @RookieODST2 10 лет назад +466

    Why in the hell are people arguing about who won based on their real life actions?! This is a RAP battle! People should be judging the raps and insults not who made more money or killed more people!
    Get it together Internet!

    • @mishuncompree1362
      @mishuncompree1362 10 лет назад +8

      People on these videos feel the need to give everyone a ducking history lesson to base upon who won, and not the actual lyrics themselves.

    • @Cscottrun53
      @Cscottrun53 10 лет назад +3

      The History Of Rap: Vol. 1: The Genesis
      In the early 1970s a musical genre was born in the crime-ridden neighborhoods of the South Bronx. Gifted teenagers with plenty of imagination but little cash began to forge a new style from spare parts. Hip-hop, as it was then known, was a product of pure streetwise ingenuity; extracting rhythms and melodies from existing records and mixing them up with searing poetry chronicling life in the 'hood, hip-hop spilled out of the ghetto.
      From the housing projects hip-hop poured onto the streets and subways, taking root in Bronx clubs like the Savoy Manor Ballroom, Ecstasy Garage, Club 371, The Disco Fever, and the T-Connection. From there it spread downtown to the Renaissance Ballroom, Hotel Diplomat, the Roxy, and The Fun House. It migrated to Los Angeles, where a whole West Coast hip-hop scene developed, sporting its own musical idiosyncrasies, its own wild style.
      Through television shows like BET's Rap City and Yo! MTV Raps and a succession of Hollywood movies, hip-hop gained millions of new fans across America, in places far removed from the genre's Bronx roots. It spread to Europe, Asia, Africa, and nearly every continent on Earth, gaining more cultural significance as the years rolled by. Today it is one of the most potent and successful musical forms of the 20th Century.
      Hip-hop is the voice of a generation that refused to be silenced by urban poverty, a local phenomenon fueled with so much passion and truth it could not help but reach the entire world. Like every musical genre that came before, hip-hop has its pioneers, artists who were essential in defining and popularizing the art form. This CD series showcases those legendary artists -- their songs and their enormous talents -- who created what today is known as rap.
      The History Of Rap. How can we truthfully tell this story? There are so many different versions. Who is correct? There were approximately ten different pioneers, each of whom stakes a claim as the originator: Pete DJ Jones, Kool DJ Herc, DJ Hollywood, Eddie Cheeba, "Love Bug" Starski, Grand Master Flash, Afrika Bambaataa, Kurtis Blow, the Sugarhill Gang, Run DMC.

    • @Qwixand56
      @Qwixand56 10 лет назад

      ***** I notice there's no mention of the power outage preceding the riots (looting) just before the start of this era in music. (No disrespect, I just find it amusing no one ever brings it up.)

    • @sofaking9404
      @sofaking9404 10 лет назад

      Totally agree with u

    • @Cscottrun53
      @Cscottrun53 10 лет назад

      Qwixand56 You read that?

  • @MultiPotato55
    @MultiPotato55 10 лет назад +202

    I fucking hate the comment section nowadays. Dislike button doesn't do anything and you can't see flagged comment's so everyone censors out the negative replies. The quality of RUclips comment's has really gone down since 2013. And they are not in a logical time order, the top comment system was way better. >:(
    in a nutshell WE WANT DISLIKE BUTTON AND TOP COMMENTS BACK!
    Can I sent youtube feedback somewhere?

    • @antangee
      @antangee 10 лет назад

      Yeah true

    • @Silver_Chivalry
      @Silver_Chivalry 10 лет назад +2

      You can send feedback through google or youtube, just look at the bottom of the webpage, it'll either say send feedback or there will be an options type button that will allow you to send feedback. I hope this helps.

    • @someguy6534
      @someguy6534 10 лет назад +1

      +multipotato
      I completely agree with you.
      The comment section was probably set up so people could share snippets of ideas or say a short word on what they thought of the video, nowadays it is used for endless arguments and cyber bullying because people think they are anonymous on the other side.
      Many lives with great potential are wasted before RUclips.
      I am even contradicting my own ideas about the comment section by writing this to you.

    • @MultiPotato55
      @MultiPotato55 10 лет назад +1

      Ok I sent youtube (actually google :/) feedback of these things, but in a better language. I hope they will notice it.

    • @Silver_Chivalry
      @Silver_Chivalry 10 лет назад

      MultiPotato55 I hope they'll actually do something about it, I personally don't mind extended comment length, but what we have currently is quite excessive and the fact you can make pictures in the comment section doesn't help matters either, not to mention no one's going to be typing a freaking novel. I also agree with what they have done to the vote down button, it was a useful and less drastic alternative to reporting a comment as abuse or spam as a way of saying you disagree or dislike what the person said. I'd also like to add that video responses are still dead in the water.

  • @zeal7895
    @zeal7895 3 года назад +211

    People say that Capone won this by far but I disagree. This is by far one of the closest matches of ERB ever and it's difficult to tell who won

    • @Balmung60
      @Balmung60 2 года назад +9

      I'd even go so far as to say it went pretty clearly the other way, and for all the hype the al dente line gets, I consider it borderline suicidal. You're boasting about how tough you are, so you call yourself only the slightest bit hard? Great delivery, still self-sabotage.

    • @dayquil6819
      @dayquil6819 2 года назад +32

      True, people aren't realizing how good blackbeards lines really were so it's EXTREMELY CLOSE...so close I'd even call this one a tie.

    • @prawn1717
      @prawn1717 2 года назад +16

      The entire section from "high seas Caesar" to "50 foot tweezers" is one of my favorite lines in all of ERB, and I think Al Capone's Kenway and Cap-owned lines are kinda shit. This battle goes to Blackbeard for me

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold Год назад +8

      @@prawn1717 "al dente" is a nice pun too, but it's dubious, because al dente isn't actually very "hard" - it's slightly undercooked pasta : )
      but weakest verses of Capone are still better than weakest verses of Blackbeard ("the Valentine's Massacre brought you condemnation" - that's not a diss, that's Wikipedia... "but I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion"... still feels like Wikipedia, not a strong diss).

    • @prawn1717
      @prawn1717 Год назад

      @@vibovitold I agree, but in a rap battle I think it's more fun to talk about someone's strongest bars than their weakest, and in that respect Blackbeard takes it imo. "You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezin' a diseased peter that no skeezer would touch if she had 50 foot tweezers" is just too fun, and "well you're a huge dick" is not a great comeback at all

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 9 лет назад +298

    "Take your little sloop John B and go home. Tell South Carolina black beard got capwned." OK HE JUST DESTROYED HIM

    • @nmthomson21
      @nmthomson21 9 лет назад +6

      +Liv Rose the income tax evasion 16 bar undoubtedly won that for Blackbeard, Capone's flow and rhymes were elementary at best. Blackbeard brought flow and punchlines for days. It was the best ERB IMO though!!

    •  9 лет назад +4

      +Liv Rose "If you sropped the soap as little as you dropped your rhymes"

    • @xmeisamazing4798
      @xmeisamazing4798 9 лет назад +8

      +Desū Gun
      "C'mon the chopped your head off and they hung it from a rope the only legend you left was your prohibition on soap"

    • @vanessabernal6420
      @vanessabernal6420 9 лет назад +5

      Yeah, he killed and crucified Blackbeard with that last line.

    • @revamp2933
      @revamp2933 9 лет назад +1

      ik u irl 😂😂😂

  • @343bola4
    @343bola4 8 лет назад +1278

    After Blackbeard's first verse I didn't think it was possible for Capone to come back.
    *I was wrong*

    • @Pikashockdragon
      @Pikashockdragon 7 лет назад +41

      Hiring Edward Kenway to kill people has that effect.

    • @jabwarrior58
      @jabwarrior58 7 лет назад +31

      I mean Al Capone should have just got the Dark Brotherhood probably cheaper

    • @mimsjr1994
      @mimsjr1994 7 лет назад +5

      Jabwarrior 58 they are but their is no guarantee that it wil be done in time or quietly, their new recruit is..... a wild card to say the least

    • @lordvoldemort3099
      @lordvoldemort3099 7 лет назад

      ...

    • @narnianlilly1064
      @narnianlilly1064 7 лет назад +3

      343bola we all were.

  • @LexMadafaka
    @LexMadafaka 7 лет назад +493

    That awkward moment when this Al Capone is more well-clothed and better gangster then the original.

    • @gautierdarrambide5264
      @gautierdarrambide5264 7 лет назад +14

      True. And wins easier than the original.

    • @skyfawkes7844
      @skyfawkes7844 7 лет назад +29

      gg ggg I'd honestly be more afraid of gangsters back then, then gangsters these days

    • @Kpopexpert2703
      @Kpopexpert2703 7 лет назад

      LexMadafaka yup

  • @swjdnansjdjs4224
    @swjdnansjdjs4224 3 года назад +59

    Blackbeard's introduction verse is so underrated

  • @LimmeLimbo
    @LimmeLimbo 9 лет назад +501

    "Tell South Carolina Blackbeared got capawned"
    (Blackbeard goes to South Carolina)
    "We will never speak of this.."

    • @devilshark355
      @devilshark355 9 лет назад +3

      RetroMagnet I live in South Carolina.....I know....and I will tell everyone else man.

    • @stonerhino5035
      @stonerhino5035 9 лет назад +1

      RetroMagnet except his home was in North Carolina

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 9 лет назад +5

      sunsetknight Then tell that to ERB

    • @SeasonsMad042
      @SeasonsMad042 9 лет назад

      sunsetknight I think he may be considered more famous in SC since he did a lot of raiding down that part of the coast. Could be wrong about that though.

    • @stonerhino5035
      @stonerhino5035 9 лет назад +1

      he did raid.. but his home is (or rather was) not that far from where i live. about a mile or less in fact.

  • @rachelsrooms
    @rachelsrooms 8 лет назад +2896

    Omfg I'm in love Al Capone's accent!

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 8 лет назад +91

      New York accents are my favorite accents.

    • @mythicaldust8670
      @mythicaldust8670 8 лет назад +4

      +American Stereotype (King Dedede) oh

    • @BrooklynNewYork.
      @BrooklynNewYork. 8 лет назад +54

      That's a Brooklyn, New York accent.

    • @KappaBoyHD
      @KappaBoyHD 8 лет назад +86

      Me too! Italian-gangster accent is amazing

    • @ychic7015
      @ychic7015 8 лет назад +1

      Well you are Italian, so....

  • @mlgnoobslayer1360
    @mlgnoobslayer1360 6 лет назад +1228

    "tell south carolina blackbeard got capwned" this rap goes to capone

    • @halitoyt
      @halitoyt 6 лет назад +34

      If you drop the soap as little as you drop dope lines
      That had it for me

    • @winstoningram5300
      @winstoningram5300 6 лет назад +1

      No that was the only good line

    • @winstoningram5300
      @winstoningram5300 6 лет назад +2

      And I can see your rap understanding is worse than Capone’s tax records

    • @logantouchet9468
      @logantouchet9468 6 лет назад +4

      I live in South Carolina

    • @mlgnoobslayer1360
      @mlgnoobslayer1360 6 лет назад +2

      @@winstoningram5300 oh yea? shove it.

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 2 года назад +8

    The stuff that happens in the background of these are just mind blowingly detailed

  • @larrybui5243
    @larrybui5243 6 лет назад +302

    "Slappin bitchass Teaches since I was fourteen" Blackbeards real name was Edward Teach :Fire:

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 лет назад +16

      I knew Blackbeard's real name was Teach but I never made that connection and now my mind has been blown again

    • @dragonlord1689
      @dragonlord1689 5 лет назад +8

      Holy crap I never thought about it that’s really clever

  • @PanzerIVAE
    @PanzerIVAE 9 лет назад +308

    Blackbeard and Al Capone had great lines but Al Capone won this with so many of his lines

    • @adamcommenting7848
      @adamcommenting7848 9 лет назад

      +Aerunn Allado Yup

    • @selwynvanslem1775
      @selwynvanslem1775 9 лет назад +6

      +Aerunn Allado al capone was too slow to win

    • @juliafort1188
      @juliafort1188 9 лет назад

      +Aerunn Allado YAS

    • @bakerygoblin6895
      @bakerygoblin6895 9 лет назад +5

      +Aerunn Allado I would say that Blackbeard won. But I just may be biased because I played AC4 too much.

    • @derrickgreen1263
      @derrickgreen1263 9 лет назад +3

      Lmfao You're Fat thug with Std in you're brain!!!😂😂😂

  • @blazinpuffs
    @blazinpuffs 4 года назад +477

    Are we just gonna ignore the play on words "I'm cappin this Captain Capish." Absolute murder.

    • @michaelnadler596
      @michaelnadler596 4 года назад +5

      I see what you did there.

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelnadler596 i also saw it.

    • @BurnPerimeter
      @BurnPerimeter 3 года назад +1

      Can someone please explain?

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 3 года назад +10

      I hate to be that guy, but it's spelled capisce. It's even in the video

    • @blazinpuffs
      @blazinpuffs 3 года назад +3

      @@jwanbesande2734 you didn't see what I did there then.

  • @wolfwhitaker
    @wolfwhitaker Год назад +7

    Literally one of the best Epic Rap Battles, if not the best.

  • @ultrazgaming9472
    @ultrazgaming9472 7 лет назад +1050

    'i mean that rat nest beard strapped so many crumbs this bum can get marooned and still eat lunch for a month' Im done

    • @jirokure
      @jirokure 7 лет назад +7

      got me hard

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 6 лет назад

      LMAOO

    • @thomasmorgan429
      @thomasmorgan429 6 лет назад

      .

    • @modz3418
      @modz3418 6 лет назад

      Ultra Z Gaming nice stolen comment I commented this 6 months before you did..

    • @djpatrizi
      @djpatrizi 6 лет назад

      Burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money

  • @SgtGigawattz
    @SgtGigawattz 11 лет назад +64

    Can't help it. This is, by far, one of the best damned Epic Rap Battles of History that has ever been made. The rhymes are sweet, the beats are sick, and the two are HUGE names that actually makes some sense fighting each other.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 4 года назад +1432

    "C'mon they chopped your head off, and they hung it from a rope. The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap. I mean, that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"
    Well, Al Capone came in strong but won with this line. Can't believe this came out 7 years ago. I feel old. lol

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 3 года назад +12

      I know right I was still 16 then geez I am 24 now.

    • @patlapierre2677
      @patlapierre2677 3 года назад +9

      Killed it with that line indeed.

    • @maxgolder7147
      @maxgolder7147 3 года назад +17

      I'm the mc assassin slash like Edward kenway

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 3 года назад +18

      @@maxgolder7147 Raps so hard call me Al. DENTE

    • @AhPook
      @AhPook 3 года назад +3

      Why you gotta put a number on the years, god damn I feel old now.

  • @LoganNagol
    @LoganNagol 2 месяца назад +4

    That line is so cool 0:21 “beef with me please I’m the high seas Ceaser”
    1. He is the Julius Ceaser of the ocean
    2. You don’t want beef on a Ceaser salad
    3. He is the one who “seizes” the high Seas

  • @iambicpentakill971
    @iambicpentakill971 4 года назад +608

    "I'm a busy man, Captain Crunch. I'll make this quick." One of my all time favorite ERB lines, because calling Blackbeard that to his face is a bold move.

  • @saarangshah
    @saarangshah 5 лет назад +231

    Epic LLOYD is a master impersonator. I keep coming back to this ERB just to see his flawless impersonation of Capone.

    • @evilmoif
      @evilmoif 5 лет назад

      I dunno. I think the voice might be dubbed...

    • @gungriffen
      @gungriffen 5 лет назад +11

      @@evilmoif Na, they use a program to slight change the pitch of their voices, Peter says they do that so that every rap battle doesn't sound the same.

    • @evilmoif
      @evilmoif 5 лет назад

      @just a channel Yes, thank you. I am aware of that. I meant, that it was another person rapping, and their voice had been dubbed over Epic Lloyd's.

    • @anothergenericyoutubename
      @anothergenericyoutubename 5 лет назад

      @@evilmoif If they do that, they credit the voice and actor separately.

  • @luixuberant01
    @luixuberant01 7 лет назад +672

    Definitely one of more unappreciated rap battles in my opinion.

    • @grizzlyrants37
      @grizzlyrants37 6 лет назад

      B.Awesome FIRST COMMENT BITCHES

    • @grizzlyrants37
      @grizzlyrants37 6 лет назад

      B.Awesome 2ND COMMENT

    • @grizzlyrants37
      @grizzlyrants37 6 лет назад

      3RD COMMENT I BET UR JELOUS

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 6 лет назад +2

      @@grizzlyrants37 Get a life please. We don't care whether you're first, second, third or 983293843th.

    • @grizzlyrants37
      @grizzlyrants37 6 лет назад

      VFD Volunteer YOUR JUST JELO LEL NOW IM FIFTH COMMENT BOI😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @DAIMEX94
    @DAIMEX94 Год назад +4

    By far the best ERB of them all

  • @Obstreperous_Octopus
    @Obstreperous_Octopus 10 лет назад +88

    This was one of the best battles so far. They both do so well that during their side of the battle, they make it sound like they'd win hands down, but then the tables turn 180 degrees when the other starts rapping.

    • @halowackogamer5431
      @halowackogamer5431 10 лет назад +3

      ***** nah I agree with will they both did realy well

    • @crashclank1238
      @crashclank1238 10 лет назад +16

      ***** "Rap so hard,call me Al Dente."
      You cannot deny the awesomeness of this line.

    • @jrstarts5458
      @jrstarts5458 10 лет назад +3

      Yea that line killed it. Capone takes it by a sliver lol

    • @KashMoneyZack
      @KashMoneyZack 10 лет назад +4

      ***** Take your litttle slop job band and go home, tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned

    • @samcherny713
      @samcherny713 10 лет назад

      Ishokerzplaysmc no its take your little sloop John.B and go home tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned.... DUMBASS

  • @I.K.Slash.
    @I.K.Slash. 9 лет назад +150

    "I run an intricate criminal syndicate.."
    So back then he knew that game was gonna come out?! He wins for predicting the future.

    • @TheGamesTrain
      @TheGamesTrain 9 лет назад +14

      But is disqualified for using inaccurate history, Blackbeard wins by default

    • @jasonhausler2798
      @jasonhausler2798 8 лет назад +2

      +TheGamesTrain no al Capone had way better Ryhems

    • @tedbundy512
      @tedbundy512 8 лет назад +4

      +Jason Hausler do you understand the Definition of Winning by default?

    • @notthalis9545
      @notthalis9545 8 лет назад

      +TheGamesTrain Hey, Capone gets an A for Effort. Let's do that.

    • @prnis7420
      @prnis7420 8 лет назад

      +Austin Hilson
      Deal.

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 4 года назад +3618

    I wouldn’t mess with Al Capone...I heard he ruins pirates quicker than Johnny Depp

    • @sneetje6586
      @sneetje6586 4 года назад +87

      ok stalin

    • @louaidz1929
      @louaidz1929 4 года назад +144

      Did you take your yoga classes?

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 4 года назад +93

      Yea Johnny Depp didn't ruin nuthin. That's all on the writers and director

    • @monarchgaming4106
      @monarchgaming4106 4 года назад +44

      @@themimsy they also ruined depp so thats ehh, he aint deserve that.

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +43

      And you ruined soviet russia faster than johnny depp ruined pirates

  • @caseylocke4474
    @caseylocke4474 3 года назад +42

    This may be the single most intelligent and brilliant set of lyrics ERB has written.

  • @realPetPix
    @realPetPix 10 лет назад +417

    To clear somethings up, Black Beard was more of a warrior in every way than Capone. More skillful with a gun, sword, ect.
    Now lets get to the rap battle.
    BlackBeard Round 1
    "Ain't no parrot on my shoulder, and no rings in my ear, im an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer " +1 Powerful Start
    "You're an obese greasy sleaze,squeezing a diseased peter,that no skeever would touch if he had fifty foot tweezers."+1 Harsh
    "I'll pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard, you spent time in Alcatraz, im sure you were fine, if only you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes" +1 Clever
    Al'Capone Round 1
    "I'm Ruining Pirates faster than Johnny Depp did" +1 Clever
    "With a scurvy ridden ship, filled with bilge rat pricks."+1 Pirate Related, Somewhat effective.
    "I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddys, then burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money."
    +1 Pirate Related, Effective
    BlackBeard Round 2
    "The Valentines Massacre brought you condemnation, but i'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion." +1 Very good, powerful line.
    "When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination, so prepare to learn the davy jones locker combination."+1 Effective
    "Forty cannon on the queen anne, your gang can't stop it, I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back as a profit". +1 Effective
    "You're a fat thug, with an STD in his brain"+1 Very Effective Finish.
    Al'Capone Round 2
    "The only legend you left was your prohibition of soap"+1 Effective
    "I'm the emcee slice like Edward Kenway"-1 In BlackFlag, Edward is allyed with BlackBeard, automatic point taken away.
    "Rap so hard, call me Al, Dente."+1 Good
    "Take your little sloop John B and go home, tell South Carolina BlackBeard got Capwned."+1 Name Reference
    Final Results
    Al'Capone
    6
    BlackBeard
    7
    This was obviously a very good, close match. But BlackBeard won, its easy not to notice BlackBeards strong history references, but are very, very clever lines. BlackBeard Wins.

    • @Mario-su1jz
      @Mario-su1jz 10 лет назад

      Nice analogy

    • @realPetPix
      @realPetPix 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      At first, I really thought Al'Capone Easily won, but after looking at all of the strong history references and even Al'Capones life references really gave BlackBeard the win, also, Edward should have been on BlackBeards side.

    • @Zephyrr.
      @Zephyrr. 10 лет назад +24

      You can't beat Blackbeard because he pwned Al Capone "The valentines massacre bought your condemnation, but I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evading, toss you overboard like a mob abomination, so prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination.
      Forty cannon on the Queen Anne your gang can't stop it, pilfer all your rim an sell it back at a profit.
      Cos I'm a criminal legend with a badass name, you're just a fat thug with an STD in his brain.
      One does not simply beat Blackbeard...

    • @nagasakiru8064
      @nagasakiru8064 10 лет назад

      but you forgot +1 to Capone for bringing in geography in last line ;D so i guess it become a draw ;D

    • @sammosammy
      @sammosammy 10 лет назад +1

      Autism!?

  • @Rohan-lh5je
    @Rohan-lh5je 6 лет назад +105

    that last verse..."Al dente" & "Blackbeard got Capwned". GODLY

  • @RazorIsEpic
    @RazorIsEpic 10 лет назад +814

    Can people stop comparing the raps by achievements, compare them by how good they diss each other.

    • @LucyDicloneus
      @LucyDicloneus 10 лет назад +31

      This comment should be the highest rated.

    • @RazorIsEpic
      @RazorIsEpic 10 лет назад +24

      @106505657959324362529 People point out how Al capone has a 'tommy' gun. This is a rap battle, not a shootout.

    • @LucyDicloneus
      @LucyDicloneus 10 лет назад +24

      ***** And How Blackbeard has more expirience with weapons.
      These people don't understand how rap battles work.

    • @aidenparker2495
      @aidenparker2495 10 лет назад +7

      Hatsune Miku At your service! To be honest, that comment and what you both just said in response to one another should be the highest rated.

    • @Murphio25
      @Murphio25 10 лет назад +2

      I completely agree, we can compare their achievements after saying who won the actual rap battle.(In our opinions of course)

  • @simplyjay3638
    @simplyjay3638 2 года назад +27

    I’m sad nobody is talking about the outro at 1:59.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 3 года назад +165

    Wow, this is probably the most evenly matched of the rap battles I've seen in this series. Both of them landed some sick burns and had a great flow and look, neither really had a clear advantage overall.

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 5 лет назад +595

    Fun fact if the day: Al Capone is the reason we have dates on milk jugs

    • @hunteravants7170
      @hunteravants7170 5 лет назад +12

      How so?

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 5 лет назад +206

      Hunter Avants I’m too lazy to fact check but apparently he got some rotten milk and was so mad about it he put influence into it becoming a law.
      He probably didn’t single handedly make it a law but the fact he had anything to do with it al all is funny.
      Or could just be made up history

    • @hunteravants7170
      @hunteravants7170 5 лет назад +3

      @@trucetruce335 Hm I see

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 5 лет назад +55

      I checked you are correct.

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 5 лет назад +3

      Ivan Kirin nice

  • @Android18luvsMC
    @Android18luvsMC 9 лет назад +64

    Al Capone wins for sure. Or that Assassins Creed dude in the background

    • @roblochad5797
      @roblochad5797 9 лет назад +1

      +Yuraidesu capone's guys were convincing him to slice up some pirates.

    • @ianbeaty3823
      @ianbeaty3823 9 лет назад +1

      +Yuraidesu Edward Kenway for the win. :D

    • @ianbeaty3823
      @ianbeaty3823 9 лет назад

      kenway*

  • @maxinedelgado5558
    @maxinedelgado5558 Год назад +7

    The "so prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination" bar was good