My favorite part of Forrest Gump is that Elvis didn't take his dance moves from black people but from a mentally and physically disabled white kid from Alabama
It's wild when you look at it that way. He's sitting there thinking "dang, this little water head sure can move... I think I'll steal his moves and dance like a disabled kid on tv"
@@songen1042he was a millionaire, and presumably he ate at restaurants and grocery stores…but tbh you are already getting very near to a level of scrutiny most movies cannot stand up to…assuring ppl that characters could eat on a realistic schedule is typically not a big concern so if you demand the text contain lots of answers to questions about that I think you will pretty quickly be disappointed in many/most cases
I do think the logistics are unlikely though. If he ran that long, his calorie intake would need to be through the roof. You burn about 100 calories per mile. Average jog speed is 4-6 mph. If we say 5mph speed, if he is just jogging all day, he is covering around 40-60 miles a day, if he jogs 8-12 hours. So he would need around 4000-6000 calories on top of whatever his body might normally need. So he would have to be eating like a body builder except he wasn't carrying any food, so where was he finding all that food when he is often in the middle of nowhere?
Literally in the movie when Forrest is on the bench telling the story "when i had to pee i went, when i had to poop i went and when i had to sleep i slept" lol I'm paraphrasing but stav clearly didn't pay attention 😂😂
And in none of the shots is he carrying a bottle of water or lunch bag, meanwhile he is surrounded for miles by wilderness. So the montage clearly shows that Gunp does not need food or water to live.
if stav weren't stupid, the question he'd as is: is forrest gump an unreliable narrator? which, yeah, i think so. but stav is stupid, so he asks if the movie is real.
some goated c-town bits: Robocop batman If I could change the world - Eric Clapton My first rodeo Rice President Commissioner Gordon The banana and the coconut C - town vs Tom Myers (very long but worth watching)
What bothers me in this movie the most, is lack of consistency in level of stupidity of Forrest Gump. He doesn't know where to stop when he runs through the football field, which is really bad. But the other they he is able to figure out where the place Baba was fro is, how to get there, he buys a bloody boat and starts his fishing business by his own. I wouldn't know how to do that...
I love when cumtown tries to correct their language randomly after saying retard and fgt 1000 times. Its like the no-no words are normal and the random corrections like that are the bad words.
He says in the movie that he eats, stops and pees when he has too, that guy didnt even pay attention, also he had all those people following him helping
Stav didn’t watch the movie. Just listened to this one. Stav watched 30 seconds of this scene and gave up because he couldn’t relate with running. Stav watched like 3 movies before the age of 25 because putting in a vhs or dvd was too much work.
Forrest Gump is the scariest RED PILL movie ever made.. Forrest was a nice guy that couldn't get the girl... she went around being a wild whorse, got knocked up.. then tried to trap Forrest on the back end to take care of some other man's kid once he made money... 😂😢😢😮😅
love you guys are getting into these podcast clips turned into animations. you guys would love Comedy Bang Bang. Comedians create characters and improve the whole time it’s as funny as it is impressive
I've watch Forrest Gump in the theater and at least a dozen times since then...the whole Jenny/AIDS implications for Forrest & kid has never crossed my mind. Mind a little blown
I've got to fucking admit, I had the same thoughts as stav on the running shit. Where did he sleep, where and what did he eat, where and how did he get water. Did he just plop down on the side of the road and sleep?
If everyone remembers correctly, Forrest Gump said when he was running that whenever he got tired he would sleep, whenever he got hungry he would eat, and whenever he had to use the bathroom he went.
I was in the army and during long runs people would pee and poo themselves. I've vomited after a run ,but I've seen people pee themselves during a run.
I hope someone told Stav that Forrest states in his narration that he DID take bathroom breaks and eating and sleeping. The truly magic part is that he didn't max out his credit card when he spent 3 effing years running across the country. Dude wasn't paying bills. Doesn't make sense.
Cumtown Brainwars by Asian Fidance channel is a really good one. Perhaps you guys could get into some longer format ones but break them up like you do when you react to specials.
Stavvy is ridiculously stupid. He always calls out some thing in the movie that is missing or doesn't make sense, and that thing is ALWAYS covered/explained in the movie.
I know this wasn't a serious conversation about Forrest Gump but there was enough context clues that implied (AND narration that expressly stated) that he didn't run continuously for 1,170 days and 16 hours without a break (5:57). Not only is he shown wearing different outfits after each edit in the montage (implying he stopped and at least bought new clothes and changed) but he flat out stated the following: "When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know... I went."
He literally says in the movie that he took breaks when running across the country. Whe I got hungry, I ate. When I got tired I sleep. And when I had to go......I went" ......but yeah, y'all are hilarious Anyways 😂
the weekly cumtown reactions make me so happy.. you guys get it and thats the best part but honestly the bit before this one should be included cause five-ish is wild
All of the clips you guys react to from this pod are the same ones that got me hooked on it a few years ago. Nick is honestly one of the funniest people alive.
The movie really surprised me in how much I enjoyed it. The negative backlash is mainly a result of this being WAY over praised as better than 'Citizen Kane' and it was the fourth highest grossing movie ever at the time which meant it was in the same class as 'Star Wars' 'Jurassic Park' and 'E.T.' which it's nowhere near. If you weren't alive in 1994 and 1995 you can't understand just how much media attention this movie was still getting even a year later! Director Robert Zemeckis was declared the greatest filmmaker in history which is really odd since his previous project was the blaxploitation film 'Trespass' which he wrote and produced. 'Trespass' is a great thriller and arguably a better film!
Love the channel. I just want to know where I can get one of those hats man. I'm going to go watch some more old Kevin Samuels vids if you wouldn't mind hitting me up with the link to buy that hat. Peace.
He makes a valid point. All these movies where we don't see the hero stop to pee, the heroes bladder should have exploded midway through the movie. All these movies are fake af! 🙃😁😅☠️
I dont know which one is Frankenstein or Rondo...but i think whichever of you always wears the cap IS A SPUNKRAT. You look so cute stoned as fk hiding away from the light under that cap. (You could both be blindfolded with dental floss 😂). Rock on dudes 😎
You guys have reacted to Boondocks. My question is, have you ever seen the Black Dynamite animated series? It's so far up your alley, you'll have time to reload lol
It's an allegory of a simple person not understanding the "social revolution of the 60's-80's. That's the best lens into that time period. In the book, he goes to space. It's a lesson about holding onto the simple life. Jenny went off in pursuit of every new thing and it killed her.
To steal a comment from another video of this bit: "I knew Stav was fat but I didn't know he was so fat he considers jogging to be magic."
Holy shit dude I fucking lost it at this comment! 😂😂😂
The fattest comment ever said
He jogged, what, a thousand islands
My favorite part of Forrest Gump is that Elvis didn't take his dance moves from black people but from a mentally and physically disabled white kid from Alabama
😁😆
It's wild when you look at it that way. He's sitting there thinking "dang, this little water head sure can move... I think I'll steal his moves and dance like a disabled kid on tv"
And nothing makes women wetter than a man that dances like a r****d.
we'll make up any kind of wild stories not to take another L from our drunken inbred ancestors. why do you think we love Forest Gump so much? 🤓
You don't "take" dance moves from people. They still have the dance move. You just copied it.
Please never stop reacting to Cumtown
oh man. yeah man. great story. uhh yeah. . maaannn.
@@calvinminer4365 *hand them another wheelbarrow of money.
they found their pocket
This is horrible I’m quitting at 2:32. The laughter is ridiculous; what is this shit?
@@calvinminer4365he said this right as I fuckin read this comment
It's literally a line in the movie "when i got tired I slept, when I got hungry I ate" so he explicitly says he took breaks
No, Stavvy just saw a guy jogging and called "BS," it's the fattest thing he's ever said besides "thousand island stare."
@@songen1042he was a millionaire, and presumably he ate at restaurants and grocery stores…but tbh you are already getting very near to a level of scrutiny most movies cannot stand up to…assuring ppl that characters could eat on a realistic schedule is typically not a big concern so if you demand the text contain lots of answers to questions about that I think you will pretty quickly be disappointed in many/most cases
@@motorcycleboy9000😂
"When I had to, y'know, I went."
I do think the logistics are unlikely though. If he ran that long, his calorie intake would need to be through the roof. You burn about 100 calories per mile. Average jog speed is 4-6 mph. If we say 5mph speed, if he is just jogging all day, he is covering around 40-60 miles a day, if he jogs 8-12 hours. So he would need around 4000-6000 calories on top of whatever his body might normally need. So he would have to be eating like a body builder except he wasn't carrying any food, so where was he finding all that food when he is often in the middle of nowhere?
Cumtown “Molested Cholo” is an all time bit. Y’all should check it out.
Yes!
I keep secrets ese
kiss me up see if i care
Cholo Fugue State is an all-time classic
Literally in the movie when Forrest is on the bench telling the story "when i had to pee i went, when i had to poop i went and when i had to sleep i slept" lol I'm paraphrasing but stav clearly didn't pay attention 😂😂
This^
I was about to say these cumtown guys don't listen just talk bullshit over each other
And in none of the shots is he carrying a bottle of water or lunch bag, meanwhile he is surrounded for miles by wilderness. So the montage clearly shows that Gunp does not need food or water to live.
Just thousand island stared his way through the whole film
Was looking for this. He directly says that when he was tired he slept, and when he had to use the bathroom, he just went.
The mr. Feeney/ ben shappiro bit. Its truly all time PLEEEEASSE you have to do it😂😂
It’s allll in the neck, mr Shapiro
@@localwaterchamp7712 verrrry good, Mr. Shapiro
Yes this has to be done.
Boys, please do Cumtown - Fiveish 🤣
YESSSSSSSS FIVEISH IS A DOLLAR BILL??? ITS MONEY?!
@@drone181 spoilers!
Absofuckinglutely
That's just Adam is a bug shit - we need some Michael Douglas or Jeff Goldblum reactions. Or some Nigerian Shark Tank and Little Mermaid takes
Cumtown, Christopher Walken is an all time great bit. You two should check it out. Its so funny.
Good to see two Asian gentlemen enjoying my favorite gay podcast as much as I do
I took my PREP today boys, let's get it
Im game
Shiii, you on PREP!??? Lets share needles and rawdog.
Tonight gonna be lit.
Can I leave it in tonight?
Anthony Loneliano guys. Do it.
YES
I’m like… self mad?
Boooooo
I told you, I'm self-pissed.
You guys gotta do $40,000 worth of chocolate, too funny.
yesss
if stav weren't stupid, the question he'd as is: is forrest gump an unreliable narrator? which, yeah, i think so. but stav is stupid, so he asks if the movie is real.
How’s he an unreliable narrator when we see news coverage of almost everything he does
@@kds5895Because Forest Gump is telling the story and painting us a picture.
@@drumyogi9281 but after we’ve caught up to the present and he goes to her apartment, Jenny has newspaper clippings of everything. It’s all real
Its all real what the hell are u talking about yall just be chatting @kds5895
bernie sanders town hall
Bernie Sanders Town Hall would be fun until Nick gets to Goodnight… uhhhhh, James
Do Cumtown DeLorean Toyota next. Jesus that one sent me 😂 EDIT: the correct title is "Jim the Car Salesman".
That's an all time great bit. Both that and Ben Shapiro an Mr Feeny
Some people have to learn the same lesson over and over and over again
@@KENAYALA6969 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stav's reaction when he said that
Why don't we react to that clip more up in my hotel room...
I remember exactly where I was when I heard that one, it convinced me that I’ll never find anything funny ever again and I was kinda right
some goated c-town bits:
Robocop batman
If I could change the world - Eric Clapton
My first rodeo
Rice President
Commissioner Gordon
The banana and the coconut
C - town vs Tom Myers (very long but worth watching)
What bothers me in this movie the most, is lack of consistency in level of stupidity of Forrest Gump. He doesn't know where to stop when he runs through the football field, which is really bad. But the other they he is able to figure out where the place Baba was fro is, how to get there, he buys a bloody boat and starts his fishing business by his own. I wouldn't know how to do that...
I’m just a gay man watching two gay men reacting to three gay men
" lets not say anything until he remembers the word".
"Fuck"!
"I buy that a re- a mentally disabled man"
I love when cumtown tries to correct their language randomly after saying retard and fgt 1000 times. Its like the no-no words are normal and the random corrections like that are the bad words.
Great reaction guys. You should check out their animated bit called "Nick's forbidden bit", it's one of their best
He says in the movie that he eats, stops and pees when he has too, that guy didnt even pay attention, also he had all those people following him helping
helping him pee?
@Istanbul0687 I assume he meant to help pay for shit
@@Istanbul0687 I mean he is mentally disabled
“Nick almost says the gamer word” is an amazing compilation. Could probably stretch it into 3 vids. Please
You guys need to watch the A Time to Kill video by Clangers
"he broke out the crutches" 🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂ "to a full stride, to the fastest person" hahaha im so happy with this combination
Would also recommend: "Australian Coins / Visit Africa", "Jerry Seinfeld Unleashed", "Analyzing Nick's Search History", "Stav's Doctor"
Stav’s doctor and Jerry Unleashed are so funny
@@stpfpw I THINK HE'S CUUUUUTE
Any from clangerstv
Stav didn’t watch the movie. Just listened to this one. Stav watched 30 seconds of this scene and gave up because he couldn’t relate with running. Stav watched like 3 movies before the age of 25 because putting in a vhs or dvd was too much work.
Forrest Gump is the scariest RED PILL movie ever made.. Forrest was a nice guy that couldn't get the girl... she went around being a wild whorse, got knocked up.. then tried to trap Forrest on the back end to take care of some other man's kid once he made money... 😂😢😢😮😅
That "double jeopardy" had me wheezing!
love you guys are getting into these podcast clips turned into animations. you guys would love Comedy Bang Bang. Comedians create characters and improve the whole time it’s as funny as it is impressive
"Listen, Scooter, I've got some bad news" my eyes are watering
What’s the bad news?
Double trouble!
Love how stav blatantly comes up with a bs question after getting called out for his original one
Y'all have to watch "Biden says the Twitch word" and "We Actually Don't Need a White Woman President" by saul PLEASE!!!
I've watch Forrest Gump in the theater and at least a dozen times since then...the whole Jenny/AIDS implications for Forrest & kid has never crossed my mind. Mind a little blown
Jenny became a real degenerate after she hooked up with forest in college
Once again, I am asking for the Eric Clapton bit. It is literally the best thing to come out of this podcast
I keep asking for it too, it's truly the magnum opus of the podcast.😂😂
@@blaketurner7989 If I could chaaange the world
Its pretty long tho
@@CarlosDiaz-fs6cv wish it was longer
The billy joel one is great
I'm just now realizing this, but Forrest Gump is basically Theo Von.
He beat down syndrome
I've got to fucking admit, I had the same thoughts as stav on the running shit. Where did he sleep, where and what did he eat, where and how did he get water. Did he just plop down on the side of the road and sleep?
hell yeah dude
Tom Hanks was in some of the best movies ever made. They still hold up.
He said he took breaks in the film for eating, sleeping, and bathroom. Stavros definitely didn't pay attention to the movie lol.
... They say laughter is good for the soul,, you two will live forever! I like this channel..
1:45 They say he showed Nixon his ass but that was Lyndon Johnson and the artist for this video even drew Johnson!
Forrest did take breaks. Like he says in the movie, " When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry I ate, and when I had to go...I went."
If everyone remembers correctly, Forrest Gump said when he was running that whenever he got tired he would sleep, whenever he got hungry he would eat, and whenever he had to use the bathroom he went.
They just made up abunch of complaints that never happened or was fully explained
Yall gotta listen to "Nicks Chinese Apartment" and "the boys talk india"
To stav running is a superpower. I think he may have seen 1 movie ever
I was in the army and during long runs people would pee and poo themselves. I've vomited after a run ,but I've seen people pee themselves during a run.
Glad yall discovered this. I listened to every single episode of this podcast including the premium ones and man I miss it so bad.
“OH ITS NOT THE GAMESHOW!”
Funniest line that goes unnoticed.
I hope someone told Stav that Forrest states in his narration that he DID take bathroom breaks and eating and sleeping. The truly magic part is that he didn't max out his credit card when he spent 3 effing years running across the country. Dude wasn't paying bills. Doesn't make sense.
Cumtown Brainwars by Asian Fidance channel is a really good one. Perhaps you guys could get into some longer format ones but break them up like you do when you react to specials.
Cumtown Italians is a riot
Stavvy is ridiculously stupid. He always calls out some thing in the movie that is missing or doesn't make sense, and that thing is ALWAYS covered/explained in the movie.
I know this wasn't a serious conversation about Forrest Gump but there was enough context clues that implied (AND narration that expressly stated) that he didn't run continuously for 1,170 days and 16 hours without a break (5:57).
Not only is he shown wearing different outfits after each edit in the montage (implying he stopped and at least bought new clothes and changed) but he flat out stated the following:
"When I got tired, I slept.
When I got hungry, I ate.
When I had to go, you know... I went."
You guys should watch the Coconut and the Banana bit
He literally says in the movie that he took breaks when running across the country.
Whe I got hungry, I ate. When I got tired I sleep. And when I had to go......I went" ......but yeah, y'all are hilarious Anyways 😂
the weekly cumtown reactions make me so happy.. you guys get it and thats the best part
but honestly the bit before this one should be included cause five-ish is wild
You know, when you think about it, Forrest is extremely lucky, he went in raw, busted and came out without "war wounds"
He said when he got tired he slept. When he got hungry he ate.
2016 to 2018 Nick Mullin is his best, pre-cynicism incarnation. He's an actual humorist, and really good writer.
This is by far my favorite response channel. You are both fuking hilarious. Don't stop.
I'm heterosexual actor Michael Douglas. Nice to meet you.
All of the clips you guys react to from this pod are the same ones that got me hooked on it a few years ago. Nick is honestly one of the funniest people alive.
oh shit my boy Felix is in this bit? BET
Great reaction, guys. Check out the Tony Soprano episode from these dudes.
If dictionaries had definitions based on pictures, you two guys would be the picture for faded.
On god ! These MFKAS are STONED🤣🤣
lol forrest literally says when he got hungry he stopped and ate, and when he had to go, you know. he went
Do Clarence the Baker lol
Reminds me you guys need to hear some of Stavs Hypotheticals, really showcase his stupidity
Cumtown - Fiveish. Had me holding my sides when I first saw it
In the movie they explained that he rested when he ran across the country.
As an artist, your eyes are so easy to draw - 4 black lines LOL
This is not a new take. People been trashing it for many years
Garfield L’Zanya, Montgomery Gentry, Breakfast sandwich argument, gay Flanders
I like that Stav is most shocked about extended jogging
Their Stephen Seagal discussion is DEFINITELY worth a reaction too (if you've not already)...
Edit: Ok I just saw you posted that last week! 😂
Their bit 'Indian Tony Soprano' makes me cry laughing, you guys have to check it out
These guys look so baked, I'm down with it
Cool Adam and Autism Powers are the best Cumtown bits
“Nicks forbidden bit” next 😂😂😂😂😳
Completely forgot about the "God's version of Double Jeopardy" line, that got me good.
"Whads the bad news?" :D
The movie really surprised me in how much I enjoyed it. The negative backlash is mainly a result of this being WAY over praised as better than 'Citizen Kane' and it was the fourth highest grossing movie ever at the time which meant it was in the same class as 'Star Wars' 'Jurassic Park' and 'E.T.' which it's nowhere near. If you weren't alive in 1994 and 1995 you can't understand just how much media attention this movie was still getting even a year later! Director Robert Zemeckis was declared the greatest filmmaker in history which is really odd since his previous project was the blaxploitation film 'Trespass' which he wrote and produced. 'Trespass' is a great thriller and arguably a better film!
Love the channel. I just want to know where I can get one of those hats man. I'm going to go watch some more old Kevin Samuels vids if you wouldn't mind hitting me up with the link to buy that hat. Peace.
When I was hungry, I ate when I was tired I slept when I had to go. You know I went. Forrest Gump.
Smoke alarm 0:32 lads, you both worked construction, fire safety...
In the book, Forrest becomes an astronaut and goes to space with an ape.
... THE MOST CONTENTED EYE'S "👁️👁️" "👁️👁️" IN A STONER'S YARD I'VE SEEN IN TWELVTY WOTSIT'S.... SPLIFFINGTON O'CLOCK
You guys should check out "Rice President"
He makes a valid point. All these movies where we don't see the hero stop to pee, the heroes bladder should have exploded midway through the movie. All these movies are fake af! 🙃😁😅☠️
Lets be brutally honest, were all gay.
I dont know which one is Frankenstein or Rondo...but i think whichever of you always wears the cap IS A SPUNKRAT.
You look so cute stoned as fk hiding away from the light under that cap.
(You could both be blindfolded with dental floss 😂).
Rock on dudes 😎
Back to say it again, we need “Rice President”
You guys have reacted to Boondocks. My question is, have you ever seen the Black Dynamite animated series? It's so far up your alley, you'll have time to reload lol
Holy crap, I think I'm as high as ya'll...that shit was funny😊
I have to get some of their merch and I'll hit your store again.
The forbidden N bit is so.... good lol also black history of Michael Douglas 😂😂😂😂
When I saw it as a kid I also had a problem with the non-stop running, but apparently he says he took breaks.
It's an allegory of a simple person not understanding the "social revolution of the 60's-80's. That's the best lens into that time period. In the book, he goes to space. It's a lesson about holding onto the simple life. Jenny went off in pursuit of every new thing and it killed her.
This gets exponentially funnier the more tokes you take. Trust me....